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>>683558530
Man, how fucked up would it be if you went to the shelter and said you'd adopt a dog, but only if they cut off all its legs first?
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>>683558656
extremely fucked up?
that's probably why people can't do that to cute little puppies
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>>683558373
I like this. I mean, it goes catatonic too goddamned fast, but as a general thing, I like the way that the "dancey babbeh" response is stimulated by not getting attention when a human is present, and should dancey babbeh fail, the foal's MISERY meter climbs.

(I've been thinking about how I would program a fluffy simulator)
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>>683558523
that's actually a fantastic batch. a single alicorn no matter the colors deserves another round of breeding. Two is incredible. You just have to separate the alicorns so they aren't abused by the mother
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>>683558775
I absolutely adore the fluffy social dependence thing and think it needs to get used far more often than it does
as far as my headcanon is concerned, the pic goes by over the course of some time but still..

gonna take this moment to shill my own writing because I have no shame
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>>683558957
agreed, that guy is retarded considering the quality of those fluffies
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>>683558523
You couldn't convince me in a billion fucking years that Brown would be considered that bad of a color. I'd sooo buy a brown fluffy. Natural colors FTW.
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How is this any different than any other /mlp/ related bullshit? Go back to your containment board.
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>>683559300

You'd think a random smarty who passes by would enf it, seeing as it's all alone and shit
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>>683559340

Poor alternate universe Gerald. Still not sure if that or what originally happened to him is a worse fate.
Gerald is best fluffy
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Little Known Fact About Fluffies. By DarkDefender.

>Fluffies are born with certain programming.
>Their first words are often relating to "miwkies and wuv" despite having never hear these words before.
>Fluffies, however, are so stupid that they malfunction if you question their reasoning on these intrinsic beliefs.
>Demonstration Time.
>Smarty Foal named Alex.
>"STUPI DADDEH, NO WAN DUMMEH KIBBEW! WAN SKETTIES!"
>"Alex, where did you hear that word? I've never said spaghetti in front of you."
>"AWEX WAN' SKET-t-...teefff an' WU-UUUUUVVV *chirp chirp chirp!* STHKETTTTEEEEETH AWE gguuuuuud fow-fow-ffffow babBEHHHHH *chirp chirp chirp chirp!*"
>Starts derping and foaming at the mouth while giving "huggie weggies."
>"THKETTIES AWE bes-bes-BESTEST NUMNUMNUMMEEEEEEEESSSSSS an KIRRRRBULLLLLL POOOPEE NUMNUMS."
>Starts sucking hoof and chirping while violently convulsing.
>"sket-sket-sket...*CHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRRRRRRRRRRRRP*"
>Goes limp and blood starts leaking from his orifices.
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>>683559621
>take example from the diamond industry
>begin marketing shit brown fluffies as "chocolate fluffies"
>no longer have to throw away brown pones
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>>683559999
hory shet
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What I really want to read is a story about some guy taking a fluffy to his toolshed or garage and then using some tools to torture the fluffy with tools. That would be amazing and totally new.
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>>683560630
I'll make one, but it'll be Dexter-themed.
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Chapter 2 Star

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Can't believe it has already been six months since I found Riddick in the alley about to be stomped to death shortly after he was born. Six whole months. And thankfully the summer is over. You wouldn't believe how annoying it is to keep a fluffy properly groomed so they don't overheat when it regularly stays over 30 Celsius for the whole day.

Riddick, for his part, couldn't help it. Being black he absorbs heat like a motherfucker. Got so bad during some of the days that I simply had to fill up a baking sheet with water so he could cool down like I do. Great fucking choice. Wish Hasbio would come out with an indoor fluffy pool or something. Anyway, didn't come onto /fluffy/ to bore you with banalities of everyday life.

Let me tell you about the second time I took Riddick to the Vet. Yeah, the same one who thought I was bringing him in to be put down. It was the teeth of a heatwave, I was dying metaphorically. A wet dishtowel hanging around my neck was my only source of succor. Fuck, I hate the heat. Riddick wasn't in a much better spot. After grooming him a little to get some of his coat off we braved the heat to get to the Vet. Putting down a couple wet rags in the bottom of my backpack for Riddick so he'd more comfortable on the trip over.

“Nu wike big hawt.” he moaned. “Wan wawa pwace.”

“I know buddy. I know. It's hot... Damn hot, real hot, so hot I can cook stuff in my shorts; a little crotchpot cooking!” I chuckled a little. Love that movie.

“Daddeh siwwy.” Riddick says quietly from my backpack. I can feel him rolling around. The little dude is about twelve pounds. Fully grown, which is nice. But I have to prepare for the inevitable 'Wan special friend' request or demand.

None too soon we reach the Vet's office. There's bottled water, I down a bottle and a half quickly. Riddick stands on his hind legs.
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>>683559621
Same. I get the fluffies being retarded as fuck and discriminating on the basis of color, but I hate when the humans do too.
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Humans in the fluffy universe are fucking monsters. I've always felt that the greatest appeal in fluffy abuse isn't about hurting innocent things, it's the inconsolable degree of arrogant, boldfaced injustice that humans dole out to a fellow sapient. We watch terrible things happening to fluffies all the time, but it's the nonchalance of the observant humans, the ability to simply take in the cruelty and suffering of a creature and completely dismiss it, that makes it such a fascinating world to visit.

We love justice as humans. We feel intense, burning rage when we perceive justice being violated. The fluffy universe is so overwhelmingly unjust that we can't help but be fascinated by all the new ways people find to destroy the dignity of these creatures.
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FIRE
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YOUR
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>>683561319
no
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ASS
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>>683561407
double no
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ASS
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>>683559621
Earth tone fluffys are best fluffys.
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>>683560726
Try to include some references to Breaking Bad or some other show I've never fucking seen like Mad Men.
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Continue the Riddick story? Google returns nothing
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>>683560968

Humans in the fluffy world are also profoundly stupid. Like they'll continuosly bang their heads at a brick wall.
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>>683561460
>FIRE
>IN
>YOUR
>no
>ASS
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>>683561592
Fuck off nigger
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>>683561592

O S H I T W A D D U P ?
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>>683561724
http://imgur.com/a/3dFae

That's the link to compiled Chapter 1. Let me know if there are any errors.

Chapter 2 continues tomorrow.
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>>683561592
Requesting dat boi fluff. plz drawfags
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>>683560968
>mummah nu wuv babbehs

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU JUMP TO THAT CONCLUSION?
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>be a scientist
>try to solve the smarty problem
>try reverse engineering but no luck
>fucking hasbio scientists were mad geniuses
>and have all fled the country
>so decide on new approach
>a discipline collar which reacts to phrases
>tried a shock collar but kept resetting
>new collar has needles with bee venom
>when microphone picks up certain phrases from fluffy
>"sowwy poopies"
>"munstah daddeh"
>"nu wan"
>"you give"
>etc
>the venom injects
>fluffies are so pathetic they have allergic reaction right away
>their throats close up
>the other needle is the antihistamine
>the owner sets the timer for the injection
>fluffy will suffer
>can not speak which drives smarties crazy
>can barely breathe
>can not utter the words even when you aren't there
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>>683562403
Because fluffies are dumb as fuck.
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>>683562403
Because the mommy is 'leaving' IE: being forced away. But they don't understand the difference.

Retards gonna retard.
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HEEEEERE'S FLUFFY!
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>>683561924
Fuck yesssssss

Hope the narrator gets to go to pound town with Annalisa. Good karma, he deserves it.
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I LOVE A GOOD FLUFF THREAD WHEN I SEES ONE!
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>>683561592
o shit waddup nigga
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>>683563037
God bless you spider man.
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>>683562803
Did you miss the part where I / the narrator mudered Riddick's mother, father, siblings, step father, and unborn step siblings?

Seriously though, I had a hearty lol Anon. You won't be disappointed
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>>683563110
someone's had a few too many blueberry lolipops.
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>>683563582
hey handsome
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>>683559999
Part Two: Huggies and Wuv

>Red Pegasus Mare named Harley
>"HuHuHuuu, wowstest owwies!"
>Simple scratch.
>"Let me fix that up for you!"
>Cleaned and bandaged.
>"Can Hawee hab huggies?"
>"Why? I already cleaned you up. Besides, huggies don't make you heal. They just don't."
>Harley looks shocked, turns around and tries to walk towards her bed.
>Collapses halfway there, a chirping, suckling mess.
>"WAN DIE WAN DIE WAN DIE WAN DIE..."
>Repeats this until she starves to death.
>Nothing you can do to end the process.
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>>683563110
enough with the dog
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>>683565264

nah m8
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Severe autism
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>>683565264

lol she's not a dog, she's a box
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>>683565648

I mean, she's a natural satellite of Venus.
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>>683565648
>she's a box
gonna be honest, I'm not seeing much family resemblance there fam
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>>683565558
ABSOLUTELY DISGRACEFUL
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>>683565751

NO! She's a unit of measurement! One Destinas equals 2.35 years!
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can somebody explain the appeal of these threads to me? i just dont get it. is it a fetish? or is it just like a fun thing? i see these threads all the time so they are obviously popular but i have no idea why. someone explain?
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>>683565814

>triggered over character nobody gives a fuck about or even knows

Mission accomplished.
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>>683565903
It's basically stress relief and catharsis.
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>>683565903
See >>683565521
That's why
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>>683565938
wow dude. I care.
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>>683565938
>nobody gives a fuck about or knows
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>>683566004
stress relief by torturing "cute" fictitious creatures? couldnt that same thing be done with like a stress ball? something a little less.....insane?
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>>683566205
Meh. As long as we don't kill actual animals, who gives a fuck?
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>>683558373
Can someone please explain to me the differences between "best babies" and "worst babies"?

I know brown is usually considered worst baby, because it's the color of shit and fluffies are literally too stupid to realize it's a brown colored foal and not a walking talking shit.

But I remember seeing some art where a foal that was referred to as an "alicorn" was considered the worst baby.

I need to know because I used to draw a lot of fan art for the transformers fandom here on 4chan before the SJW horde from tumblr invaded and burned me out.

But this fluffy stuff has got me seriously considering opening up paint too sai again.
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>>683566339
Alicorns are monster babies because fluffies are genetically programmed to sort their fluffy by type. Pegasus, unicorn, and earth ponies are the only type of ponies they can identify. Alicorns confuse them and thus are considered monsters. This is on purpose, as hasbio industries programmed them this way so they could take away any alicorn babies without the mother putting up a fight. Alicorns sell for top dollar.
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>>683566339
Bestest Babbeh may either just be the best color/specimen or it may look like it's mummah. Wowstest Babbeh is usually worst color, but may in some cases just be either preference or behavior based. Alicorns are considered monsters as the fluffies weren't programmed to expect both wings and horns.
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>>683566198
I still can't get over Calhoun's neckbeard
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>>683566297
i dont give a fuck and im not trying to stop it im just trying to wrap my head around how this is fun AND popular. its either i dont understand or /b/ is full of pre serial killers

>probably the ladder
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>>683566297
please don't respond to trolls
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GREATEST FOX / DOG / HYBRID WHO EVER LIVED!
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>>683566353
>Those little shits are real
>absolutelydisgusting.jpg
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>>683566339

As I understand it the best baby is usually the one that looks most like the mother or has some other characteristic that makes it stand out. Alicorns (both horn and wings) are viewed as monsters and usually killed or abandoned without human intervention.
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>>683566226
>gaize i was trolling
>gaize
>gaize im so cool
>im trolling on 4chan
>gaize
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>>683566625
so gimme the backstory on this bitch
we're all in it for the longhaul here, might as well figure out what we're all about
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>>683558373
>2016
>still forcing fluff fetish

ok kiddo
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>>683566883
it ain't a fetish. it's stress relief.
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>>683566954
please don't respond to trolls
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>>683558656
The whole pillow fluff thing is retarded unless done for abuse reasons. That said I love me some pillow fluff physical/mental abuse. I just think its fucking stupid how some people write about owners actually taking care of their fluffy but cutting off its legs to make it a better pet or something. Like what the fuck?
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>>683566809

http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/destinas/
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/777202/

She's supposed to be a fox deathgoddess. There are 2 other goddesses, Eterna, the goddess of time, and Namine, the goddess of life. Destinas took Eterna's powers away or some shit.

Sadly, this is so far the only scrap of info i have about her.
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>>683566353
>>"SCREEE SCAWWY TAWW MUNSTAH!"
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>>683566954
Just jack off to your fluff in peace because we sure as hell dont need to see it.
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>>683567079
I fap to this, dude. Just because it's weird doesn't make it a fetish.
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>>683567184
Keep telling yourself that faggot
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too much cancer
fuck it
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>>683567014
oh shit wait this isn't one of those OC's is it? please no.
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>>683567184

>dyed hair and problem glasses

NOPE
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>>683567295
fuck, meant to reply to
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>>683567184
Sauce?
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>>683567249
>hurr hurr denying statements I don't agree with is so edgy
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>>683567184
lol is that you in drag?
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>>683567184
at the end of the day you're the one slapping the sausage to hamster gore

mom must be proud
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>>683567312
>problem glasses
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>>683567295

also she's married to another demon named Destorarc.

Yeah she's an OC, whatcha gonna do about it?
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>>683567442
>derpaderpderr denial is so edgy derrrrrrr
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>>683567456

Ever known a woman that wore them that didn't devote the bulk of her existence to causing problems? I miss the 90's back when glasses meant sexy librarian time, not bitch about everything under the sun time.
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>>683567538
well shit dog, OCs are just awkward as fuck
like google your name + 'the hedgehog' and you'll get what I mean
it's just fucking wrong man
unless you're pioneering the fandom, OCs kill everything dead dude
I mean, if you're into it do your thing but like..dog.
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>>683560968
Even if the humans should respond, then what? Feeding and taking care of strays will only results in significantly more ferals around.
I do not agree with antinatalism, but it really is the best way for fluffies, which sadly are too limited in their understanding to employ it.

Fluffy universe, at least for me, also raises the question on the nature of suffring. What difference is there, really, from a cheap doll playing a crying sound out of its budget speaker when a button is pressed, and the "huwties" of a fluffy or even our own pain?
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>>683566353
I wanna kick the shit out of the little mutant horse fuck
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>>683567352
What about it makes it a munstah babbeh?
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>>683566746
Thank you all for your responses. I have some relatives coming over for a week or so in a couple days, so I won't be able to do any fluffy abuse art around them.

But it will give me time to daydream up some good stuff because most of them are colossal dicks and I can simply imagine them as fluffies.

So expect some good stuff to head your way.
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>>683567952
Can you make a comic with a fluffy Filthy Frank?
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>>683567751

Good Lord, how old are you?
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Weird box is best box. Someone post some Jellenheimers
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>>683568078

36. Been here since '05. I don't know what it is about these threads, but it's bizzarely fascinating. I have a job, an apartment I share with my girlfriend, and a pet that I spoil. But these threads are so goddamn comfy for some reason. Also I fucking love the weirdbox stuff.
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>>683567014
It's not that retarded. It's simply the culmination of dumb asses like Paris Hilton who think it's oh so cute to carry chihuahuas around in purses until they are neurotic little ankle biters.

I actually see this as an accurate prediction of what people will eventually do to their pets.

There are already idiots who think it's perfectly fine to force cats and dogs to "live" off of all vegan diets.

People don't give a shit about what's best for their pets. All they care about is the latest fashion fad.
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>>683566339
"Bestest babbehs" and "wowstest babbehs" is newfag faggotry. Fluffy mothers love all their babbehs unconditionally with the possible exception of occasionally abandoning a runt.
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>>683568352
HAHAHA no
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>>683568540
2015 kid please go
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>>683567806
the robot-to-human spectrum is an interesting conundrum, but you'll definitely find more interesting analysis than in the fluffy universe. It's already been established that fluffies are nearly sophonts and respond to stimuli far more similarly to animals than robots.

And yes, there's a logistic issue towards accepting fluffies as creatures deserving of rights, but there's a logistic issue toward accepting sandniggers in the same light. The fact is, in real life people would have found a way. At the very least, they'd have tried. In fluffyverse, fluffies are abandoned at the drop of a hat.
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>>683566339
In-universe has already been explained, now why we write fluffies as hating alicorn babies is a remnant of MLP:FiM origins. Alicorns are physical gods in the cartoon, so its only fitting to subvert that in fluffies (which are essentially corrupted ponies) alicorns are hated. The alicorn fluffies are smarter than usual fluffies too.
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>>683566586
>>683567952
Actually alicorns are a rare (1 in 300,000) mutation, not something Hasbio made or even knew about before the outbreak. Fluffies are programmed to recognize other fluffies and humans. Everything else is some kind of monster, including alicorns.
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>>683568540
he's right though
fluffies being assholes is a very new concept to the fluffy fandom
initially, fluffies were designed to be kind and loving to a sickening extreme, and the appeal of abuse wasn't in their secret horribleness, but in the horribleness of man
eventually as the fandom died out, some guy spammed fluffy threads on 4chan featuring only smarties (a rarity at the time) and people began developing headcanon in which fluffies were actually assholes who deserved torture
and that's the history of fluffies
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>>683568805
nowadays everyones about that 'justified' abuse. Where's my good old fashioned fluffies being tormented no matter how sweet, innocent and loving they are?
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>>683566621
>the ladder
>ladder

It's "latter" you ignorant fuckwaffle
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>>683568805

From what I remember of the earliest fluffy abuse threads, it felt more like someone was just posting their weird hatred fetish of MLP. How long ago was that anyway? 4 years? I can't remember.
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>>683569017
I'm with you, but at the same time, justified abuse has its place.

I posted earlier
>>683560968
that the true fascination about the fluffy world is in the human cruelty
so there are two perversions of justice that present themselves:
one in which fluffy abuse has no justification, it just happens and everyone knows it's wrong but does it anyway
and another in which fluffies make minor mishaps that result in catastrophic consequences. here there is a justification, but the justification is explicitly perverse in its reasoning. Why should arrogance be met with torture?

So in one we have total disregard for justice, and in the other we have a corrupt attempt at it. Both satisfy the fluffy dynamic..

but personally, I prefer the profound nature of the former. I like fluffy abuse in which fluffies are pure, loving creatures introduced to the coldness of a world that hates them.
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>>683569017
>>683568805
Hmmmm, interesting. Maybe I could satisfy everyone by making a rare mother fluffy who genuinely loves all her foals, even the alicorns and brown ones. But due to her own stupidity and the harsh aspects of life ends up watching them all die over and over again?

>>683568071
I'm sorry, I have no idea who that is. I left /b/ a long ass time ago and only came back on occasion for the trap threads. But started lurking the fluffy threads because the trap threads have degenerated into shemale camwhoring.
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>>683569220
MLP fans started fluffy and MLP fans started fluffy abuse, it was just
>fun
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>>683569354
wait, one almost survived? swam across even? fascinating.
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>>683569396
>a rare mother fluffy
that's the point though
mothers who love all their children no matter what were supposed to be the norm. the exceptions were supposed to be extremely rare, the same way smarties were supposed to be rare
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>>683568621

Fall Of Cleveland shows that the country is full of hugboxers that are supportive of fluffies. I ahven't finished it yet, but I have an idea that the public perception shifts after the events of the saga

http://imgur.com/a/joQB4
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>>683568741

We fear what we don't understand, hate what we can't conquer
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>>683569572

I don't look for logic in these things.
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>>683569648
well you're responding to the guy who posted this a day ago
cleveland is dank af, but it's not the cause for the fluffy-rights shift
that happens far FAR earlier
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>>683569822
Oh Egor... please come back to us.
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>>683569907

Do PETA still fight for biotoys rights in the fluffy universe?
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>>683570080
There's no head canon AFAIK
in some variations yes
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>>683569616

Yeah, fluffies are naturally loving creatures, even to poopie babbehs.
The alicorn thing isn't out of malice, it's out of fear cause they quite simply can't fathom their existence
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>>683569889
just a thought, if you throw 6 in the water and one comes out, it means that one's smarter, even if it then dies due to... em... drowning.
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>>683570224
fuck, there's something about the addition of the cat in that story, where technically it didn't need to be, that really adds something.
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>>683570492
no, it's needed, cat's generally tear fluffys to pieces.... if i'm remembering right...
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>>683567057
>literally nothin' personnel - the dog thing
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>>683566809
Fake! There's milk everywbere but non of them drawned
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>>683571205
i like this one.
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>>683569806
God I love smarties getting a dose of reality
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Ooooh love this thread.
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>>683571513
Egor is awesome, wonder what happened to him...
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>>683570024
>>683570024
what happened to him why did he stop posting?
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>>683571711
Check'd
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EAT POOPIES OW GET HUWTIES!
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>>683572496
>>683572461
>>683572423
come on man, I'm supposed to be morbidly fascinated, a touch disturbed and curious as to the ideals, not turned on.
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anyone have sauce or rest?
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>>683573426
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/postfluff/1
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>>683573522

Holy shit, is that a babbeh in her miwkie pwace?
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>>683572973

I dunno, licking shitty asses and dicks or get killed isn't that hot
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>>683574510
>adopt it
>it asks for huggies and wuv
>toss it in the incinerator
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>>683575242
having an incinerator?
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>>683575560
>grill and gas.
>trashcan on fire.
>bonfire.
>microwave.
>etc.
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>>683575726
Throw it on your burn pile then, it won't go anywhere.
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>>683575242
i think with a troma like that he will remember. Or you can bring him back to shelter
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>>683565558
Is this the goddes of uranus?
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>>683575959
this is very tromatic for me
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>>683575959
In my headcanon fluffies don't have much of a long term memory, they'll say anything but it doesn't stick
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>>683567085
kek.
Just the look on his face.
So deadpan.

>Meow munsta gif babbehs foweva sweepies.

Then the enfing.
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>>683569017
I like both kinds.
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>>683569220
Wow, now it's an actual thing.
Cool how that happens.
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Anyone have added panels or a complete page of yhis?
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>>683576880
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>>683570024
His stuff has a lot of effort.
But it sucks.
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>>683577045
Better if he created some story
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>>683576921
>>683576921
damn i never even knew that there was a part 5
christ wolfram should of finished this one
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>>683572423
blue sucks ass as a color for fluffies.
Brown looks awesome.
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>>683577171
He is finishing it

Wolfram might have been busy doing someyhing else
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>>683577303
wolfram? is that you!
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Fresh OC from the OC bank, you wont find this on the booru
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>>683577414
I'm not wolfram

He said in one of the fluffy threads that mocha and millie will be finished.
Hope he delivers
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>>683560968
>>683569367
>you wrote all that text.jpg
>not realizing that "fluffies" are social commentary
fluffies embody the worst traits of humanity; self absorbed, entitled, stupid, selfish, malicious, sanctimonious, and won't stop fucking breeding. Essentially if you took your average inner city nigger, crossbred with a fundamentalist christian and a beanie baby. Schadenfreude m8
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>>683577608
Also in one of his threads he commented how he hates 4chan using his material.
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>>683577772
Yup because newfags treat this thread as "cancer" and wolfram hated his works to be associated into this cancer shit
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>>683576202
dont have much long term memory except for high troma experiences
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>>683567014
>nu can! too scawy!
I love how hateful these fuckers are made out to be
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>>683577204

I dunno, seems like the brown and yellow one is the one sucking ass
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>>683578327

It's not hateful, just craven, selfish and with no foresight.

It's like teen moms
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>>683578415
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
You really got me there.
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Can someone explain to me what are these?
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>>683570080
It seems to mostly be well intentioned but ignorant people trying to "help" and despite their efforts the fluffies still die, kill themselves, or kill each other.

Same way as your average suburban housewife doesn't understand that feral cats are a parasite filled, untrainable, invasive species that destroy an environments ecology.
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>>683578263
>being mad you're wrong in your analysis of drawings on a cambodian shadow puppet board.
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>>683578672
In an alternate universe the popularity of My Little Pony led to the development of genetically engineered creatures intended to resemble the ponies from the show and be sold as pets or toys.
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>>683570224
This isn't a typical fluffy comic at all!!
It's just a cute comic about some little mutant horses adopting a cat. What's not to love?
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>>683579213
does it have to be an alternate universe?
im sure our scientist are just about to inform us of there break through in creating these fluffy ponies.
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>>683580140
any day now?
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finally home. time to work on some draws for you guys. keep an eye out on the booru this week~
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>shtbump
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>>683577493
WHAT FONT IS THIS?
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>>683567224
>>683567150

topkek
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>>683579180
It's so cute!
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>>683581795
Hentai font.
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>>683558989
>>683559066
>>683559127
I always feel sorry for this little guy. He really wants to be good, which is pretty unusual in a fluffy, and he has the misfortune to be given to an abuser.
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Any drawfags taking requests?

>fluffy playing with baby goat
>fluffy gets tortured but slowly so we can see the facial expressions of the fluffy.
>preferably tortured after playing with the goat, leading a happy life
>gets its arms and legs mutilated and still tries to play afterwards but the arms and legs that were cut off is just too much.
>eventually a human finds it in a dumpster and slowly tortures it some more, its trying to escape but it finally cant emphasis on the facial expressions
>it finally dies even after its dead the humans are beating the shit out of with thier legs
>end
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>>683569354
The guy looks like an animu guy
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