new fluffy thread
extremely fucked up?
that's probably why people can't do that to cute little puppies
I like this. I mean, it goes catatonic too goddamned fast, but as a general thing, I like the way that the "dancey babbeh" response is stimulated by not getting attention when a human is present, and should dancey babbeh fail, the foal's MISERY meter climbs.
(I've been thinking about how I would program a fluffy simulator)
that's actually a fantastic batch. a single alicorn no matter the colors deserves another round of breeding. Two is incredible. You just have to separate the alicorns so they aren't abused by the mother
I absolutely adore the fluffy social dependence thing and think it needs to get used far more often than it does
as far as my headcanon is concerned, the pic goes by over the course of some time but still..
gonna take this moment to shill my own writing because I have no shame
You'd think a random smarty who passes by would enf it, seeing as it's all alone and shit
Little Known Fact About Fluffies. By DarkDefender.
>Fluffies are born with certain programming.
>Their first words are often relating to "miwkies and wuv" despite having never hear these words before.
>Fluffies, however, are so stupid that they malfunction if you question their reasoning on these intrinsic beliefs.
>Smarty Foal named Alex.
>"STUPI DADDEH, NO WAN DUMMEH KIBBEW! WAN SKETTIES!"
>"Alex, where did you hear that word? I've never said spaghetti in front of you."
>"AWEX WAN' SKET-t-...teefff an' WU-UUUUUVVV *chirp chirp chirp!* STHKETTTTEEEEETH AWE gguuuuuud fow-fow-ffffow babBEHHHHH *chirp chirp chirp chirp!*"
>Starts derping and foaming at the mouth while giving "huggie weggies."
>"THKETTIES AWE bes-bes-BESTEST NUMNUMNUMMEEEEEEEESSSSSS an KIRRRRBULLLLLL POOOPEE NUMNUMS."
>Starts sucking hoof and chirping while violently convulsing.
>Goes limp and blood starts leaking from his orifices.
What I really want to read is a story about some guy taking a fluffy to his toolshed or garage and then using some tools to torture the fluffy with tools. That would be amazing and totally new.
Chapter 2 Star
Can't believe it has already been six months since I found Riddick in the alley about to be stomped to death shortly after he was born. Six whole months. And thankfully the summer is over. You wouldn't believe how annoying it is to keep a fluffy properly groomed so they don't overheat when it regularly stays over 30 Celsius for the whole day.
Riddick, for his part, couldn't help it. Being black he absorbs heat like a motherfucker. Got so bad during some of the days that I simply had to fill up a baking sheet with water so he could cool down like I do. Great fucking choice. Wish Hasbio would come out with an indoor fluffy pool or something. Anyway, didn't come onto /fluffy/ to bore you with banalities of everyday life.
Let me tell you about the second time I took Riddick to the Vet. Yeah, the same one who thought I was bringing him in to be put down. It was the teeth of a heatwave, I was dying metaphorically. A wet dishtowel hanging around my neck was my only source of succor. Fuck, I hate the heat. Riddick wasn't in a much better spot. After grooming him a little to get some of his coat off we braved the heat to get to the Vet. Putting down a couple wet rags in the bottom of my backpack for Riddick so he'd more comfortable on the trip over.
“Nu wike big hawt.” he moaned. “Wan wawa pwace.”
“I know buddy. I know. It's hot... Damn hot, real hot, so hot I can cook stuff in my shorts; a little crotchpot cooking!” I chuckled a little. Love that movie.
“Daddeh siwwy.” Riddick says quietly from my backpack. I can feel him rolling around. The little dude is about twelve pounds. Fully grown, which is nice. But I have to prepare for the inevitable 'Wan special friend' request or demand.
None too soon we reach the Vet's office. There's bottled water, I down a bottle and a half quickly. Riddick stands on his hind legs.
Humans in the fluffy universe are fucking monsters. I've always felt that the greatest appeal in fluffy abuse isn't about hurting innocent things, it's the inconsolable degree of arrogant, boldfaced injustice that humans dole out to a fellow sapient. We watch terrible things happening to fluffies all the time, but it's the nonchalance of the observant humans, the ability to simply take in the cruelty and suffering of a creature and completely dismiss it, that makes it such a fascinating world to visit.
We love justice as humans. We feel intense, burning rage when we perceive justice being violated. The fluffy universe is so overwhelmingly unjust that we can't help but be fascinated by all the new ways people find to destroy the dignity of these creatures.
Humans in the fluffy world are also profoundly stupid. Like they'll continuosly bang their heads at a brick wall.
>be a scientist
>try to solve the smarty problem
>try reverse engineering but no luck
>fucking hasbio scientists were mad geniuses
>and have all fled the country
>so decide on new approach
>a discipline collar which reacts to phrases
>tried a shock collar but kept resetting
>new collar has needles with bee venom
>when microphone picks up certain phrases from fluffy
>the venom injects
>fluffies are so pathetic they have allergic reaction right away
>their throats close up
>the other needle is the antihistamine
>the owner sets the timer for the injection
>fluffy will suffer
>can not speak which drives smarties crazy
>can barely breathe
>can not utter the words even when you aren't there
I LOVE A GOOD FLUFF THREAD WHEN I SEES ONE!
Did you miss the part where I / the narrator mudered Riddick's mother, father, siblings, step father, and unborn step siblings?
Seriously though, I had a hearty lol Anon. You won't be disappointed
Part Two: Huggies and Wuv
>Red Pegasus Mare named Harley
>"HuHuHuuu, wowstest owwies!"
>"Let me fix that up for you!"
>Cleaned and bandaged.
>"Can Hawee hab huggies?"
>"Why? I already cleaned you up. Besides, huggies don't make you heal. They just don't."
>Harley looks shocked, turns around and tries to walk towards her bed.
>Collapses halfway there, a chirping, suckling mess.
>"WAN DIE WAN DIE WAN DIE WAN DIE..."
>Repeats this until she starves to death.
>Nothing you can do to end the process.
lol she's not a dog, she's a box
I mean, she's a natural satellite of Venus.
>she's a box
gonna be honest, I'm not seeing much family resemblance there fam
NO! She's a unit of measurement! One Destinas equals 2.35 years!
can somebody explain the appeal of these threads to me? i just dont get it. is it a fetish? or is it just like a fun thing? i see these threads all the time so they are obviously popular but i have no idea why. someone explain?
>triggered over character nobody gives a fuck about or even knows
>nobody gives a fuck about or knows
Can someone please explain to me the differences between "best babies" and "worst babies"?
I know brown is usually considered worst baby, because it's the color of shit and fluffies are literally too stupid to realize it's a brown colored foal and not a walking talking shit.
But I remember seeing some art where a foal that was referred to as an "alicorn" was considered the worst baby.
I need to know because I used to draw a lot of fan art for the transformers fandom here on 4chan before the SJW horde from tumblr invaded and burned me out.
But this fluffy stuff has got me seriously considering opening up paint too sai again.
Alicorns are monster babies because fluffies are genetically programmed to sort their fluffy by type. Pegasus, unicorn, and earth ponies are the only type of ponies they can identify. Alicorns confuse them and thus are considered monsters. This is on purpose, as hasbio industries programmed them this way so they could take away any alicorn babies without the mother putting up a fight. Alicorns sell for top dollar.
Bestest Babbeh may either just be the best color/specimen or it may look like it's mummah. Wowstest Babbeh is usually worst color, but may in some cases just be either preference or behavior based. Alicorns are considered monsters as the fluffies weren't programmed to expect both wings and horns.
i dont give a fuck and im not trying to stop it im just trying to wrap my head around how this is fun AND popular. its either i dont understand or /b/ is full of pre serial killers
>probably the ladder
GREATEST FOX / DOG / HYBRID WHO EVER LIVED!
As I understand it the best baby is usually the one that looks most like the mother or has some other characteristic that makes it stand out. Alicorns (both horn and wings) are viewed as monsters and usually killed or abandoned without human intervention.
>gaize i was trolling
>gaize im so cool
>im trolling on 4chan
so gimme the backstory on this bitch
we're all in it for the longhaul here, might as well figure out what we're all about
The whole pillow fluff thing is retarded unless done for abuse reasons. That said I love me some pillow fluff physical/mental abuse. I just think its fucking stupid how some people write about owners actually taking care of their fluffy but cutting off its legs to make it a better pet or something. Like what the fuck?
She's supposed to be a fox deathgoddess. There are 2 other goddesses, Eterna, the goddess of time, and Namine, the goddess of life. Destinas took Eterna's powers away or some shit.
Sadly, this is so far the only scrap of info i have about her.
I fap to this, dude. Just because it's weird doesn't make it a fetish.
too much cancer
oh shit wait this isn't one of those OC's is it? please no.
>hurr hurr denying statements I don't agree with is so edgy
also she's married to another demon named Destorarc.
Yeah she's an OC, whatcha gonna do about it?
Ever known a woman that wore them that didn't devote the bulk of her existence to causing problems? I miss the 90's back when glasses meant sexy librarian time, not bitch about everything under the sun time.
well shit dog, OCs are just awkward as fuck
like google your name + 'the hedgehog' and you'll get what I mean
it's just fucking wrong man
unless you're pioneering the fandom, OCs kill everything dead dude
I mean, if you're into it do your thing but like..dog.
Even if the humans should respond, then what? Feeding and taking care of strays will only results in significantly more ferals around.
I do not agree with antinatalism, but it really is the best way for fluffies, which sadly are too limited in their understanding to employ it.
Fluffy universe, at least for me, also raises the question on the nature of suffring. What difference is there, really, from a cheap doll playing a crying sound out of its budget speaker when a button is pressed, and the "huwties" of a fluffy or even our own pain?
Thank you all for your responses. I have some relatives coming over for a week or so in a couple days, so I won't be able to do any fluffy abuse art around them.
But it will give me time to daydream up some good stuff because most of them are colossal dicks and I can simply imagine them as fluffies.
So expect some good stuff to head your way.
Can you make a comic with a fluffy Filthy Frank?
Weird box is best box. Someone post some Jellenheimers
36. Been here since '05. I don't know what it is about these threads, but it's bizzarely fascinating. I have a job, an apartment I share with my girlfriend, and a pet that I spoil. But these threads are so goddamn comfy for some reason. Also I fucking love the weirdbox stuff.
It's not that retarded. It's simply the culmination of dumb asses like Paris Hilton who think it's oh so cute to carry chihuahuas around in purses until they are neurotic little ankle biters.
I actually see this as an accurate prediction of what people will eventually do to their pets.
There are already idiots who think it's perfectly fine to force cats and dogs to "live" off of all vegan diets.
People don't give a shit about what's best for their pets. All they care about is the latest fashion fad.
"Bestest babbehs" and "wowstest babbehs" is newfag faggotry. Fluffy mothers love all their babbehs unconditionally with the possible exception of occasionally abandoning a runt.
the robot-to-human spectrum is an interesting conundrum, but you'll definitely find more interesting analysis than in the fluffy universe. It's already been established that fluffies are nearly sophonts and respond to stimuli far more similarly to animals than robots.
And yes, there's a logistic issue towards accepting fluffies as creatures deserving of rights, but there's a logistic issue toward accepting sandniggers in the same light. The fact is, in real life people would have found a way. At the very least, they'd have tried. In fluffyverse, fluffies are abandoned at the drop of a hat.
In-universe has already been explained, now why we write fluffies as hating alicorn babies is a remnant of MLP:FiM origins. Alicorns are physical gods in the cartoon, so its only fitting to subvert that in fluffies (which are essentially corrupted ponies) alicorns are hated. The alicorn fluffies are smarter than usual fluffies too.
Actually alicorns are a rare (1 in 300,000) mutation, not something Hasbio made or even knew about before the outbreak. Fluffies are programmed to recognize other fluffies and humans. Everything else is some kind of monster, including alicorns.
he's right though
fluffies being assholes is a very new concept to the fluffy fandom
initially, fluffies were designed to be kind and loving to a sickening extreme, and the appeal of abuse wasn't in their secret horribleness, but in the horribleness of man
eventually as the fandom died out, some guy spammed fluffy threads on 4chan featuring only smarties (a rarity at the time) and people began developing headcanon in which fluffies were actually assholes who deserved torture
and that's the history of fluffies
From what I remember of the earliest fluffy abuse threads, it felt more like someone was just posting their weird hatred fetish of MLP. How long ago was that anyway? 4 years? I can't remember.
I'm with you, but at the same time, justified abuse has its place.
I posted earlier
that the true fascination about the fluffy world is in the human cruelty
so there are two perversions of justice that present themselves:
one in which fluffy abuse has no justification, it just happens and everyone knows it's wrong but does it anyway
and another in which fluffies make minor mishaps that result in catastrophic consequences. here there is a justification, but the justification is explicitly perverse in its reasoning. Why should arrogance be met with torture?
So in one we have total disregard for justice, and in the other we have a corrupt attempt at it. Both satisfy the fluffy dynamic..
but personally, I prefer the profound nature of the former. I like fluffy abuse in which fluffies are pure, loving creatures introduced to the coldness of a world that hates them.
Hmmmm, interesting. Maybe I could satisfy everyone by making a rare mother fluffy who genuinely loves all her foals, even the alicorns and brown ones. But due to her own stupidity and the harsh aspects of life ends up watching them all die over and over again?
I'm sorry, I have no idea who that is. I left /b/ a long ass time ago and only came back on occasion for the trap threads. But started lurking the fluffy threads because the trap threads have degenerated into shemale camwhoring.
>a rare mother fluffy
that's the point though
mothers who love all their children no matter what were supposed to be the norm. the exceptions were supposed to be extremely rare, the same way smarties were supposed to be rare
Fall Of Cleveland shows that the country is full of hugboxers that are supportive of fluffies. I ahven't finished it yet, but I have an idea that the public perception shifts after the events of the saga
We fear what we don't understand, hate what we can't conquer
I don't look for logic in these things.
Yeah, fluffies are naturally loving creatures, even to poopie babbehs.
The alicorn thing isn't out of malice, it's out of fear cause they quite simply can't fathom their existence
I dunno, licking shitty asses and dicks or get killed isn't that hot
Fresh OC from the OC bank, you wont find this on the booru
>you wrote all that text.jpg
>not realizing that "fluffies" are social commentary
fluffies embody the worst traits of humanity; self absorbed, entitled, stupid, selfish, malicious, sanctimonious, and won't stop fucking breeding. Essentially if you took your average inner city nigger, crossbred with a fundamentalist christian and a beanie baby. Schadenfreude m8
I dunno, seems like the brown and yellow one is the one sucking ass
It's not hateful, just craven, selfish and with no foresight.
It's like teen moms
It seems to mostly be well intentioned but ignorant people trying to "help" and despite their efforts the fluffies still die, kill themselves, or kill each other.
Same way as your average suburban housewife doesn't understand that feral cats are a parasite filled, untrainable, invasive species that destroy an environments ecology.
In an alternate universe the popularity of My Little Pony led to the development of genetically engineered creatures intended to resemble the ponies from the show and be sold as pets or toys.
finally home. time to work on some draws for you guys. keep an eye out on the booru this week~
I always feel sorry for this little guy. He really wants to be good, which is pretty unusual in a fluffy, and he has the misfortune to be given to an abuser.
Any drawfags taking requests?
>fluffy playing with baby goat
>fluffy gets tortured but slowly so we can see the facial expressions of the fluffy.
>preferably tortured after playing with the goat, leading a happy life
>gets its arms and legs mutilated and still tries to play afterwards but the arms and legs that were cut off is just too much.
>eventually a human finds it in a dumpster and slowly tortures it some more, its trying to escape but it finally cant emphasis on the facial expressions
>it finally dies even after its dead the humans are beating the shit out of with thier legs