You are bulletproof every 13th time you are shot
>under 1000 tons of water
so about an inch under the surface of the ocean? The entire surface of the ocean must be at least 1000 tons of water right?
Technically you'd be under it.
or better yet, make a huge hole in a mountain, fill with water, exactly 1000 tons now you can breathe under water, just about anywhere you want as long as it is lower than the mountain.
>summon any video game, book, or movie character
>they immediately try to kill you and have 5X more strength than expected, ranged and melee weaponry has no effect, you must defeat them in fist to fist combat, only after you knock them out do they act in character/ regain normal human strength levels
Well, if someone fires a shotgun would you say the shot it once? or 12 times, because there are 12 balls in the shell?
being shot is having someone shoot your with a firearm, not having shrapnel in them.
standing in front of a fragmentation explosive isn't being shot, but it is having shrapnel launched into them.
worth it, just carry a watch and hold it up when you want to see the future
you can't watch an invisible person, after the first time becoming invisible you'd stay that way
That depends, technically it would be moving but I feel like it would be risky to leave his body flying around so it can crash into other stuff and get destroyed or burned up in the atmosphere. I mean this is stopping time we're talking about, we really can't take risks
I mean if you really wanna get technical, the earth orbits around the sun, which orbits around the Galaxy, which orbits around shit we don't even know about yet, so even in death he would still be moving in a sense. Not autonomous movement though.
>every time your hatred for minorities comes to mind you grow some black hair on your lip.
>Eventually giving you a hitler moustache and once you have gained the moustache you gain the ability to summon mustard gas or a MG42
>You can only use these weapons as long as your hatred for minorities stays on your mind the whole time
>the longer you use this ability you increase your odds of contracting syphilis or getting overwhelmed by slavs
way more if the whole surface of the ocean was on top of you. Just being under 1 inch under the surface of the ocean is the same as being 1 inch under the surface of the water in a kiddie pool.
the power to /b/rowse all day watching repeated numbers and traps and calling everybody a fag
Have the ability to know when someone is going to die, but only if said person is a legitimate friend of yours.
The ability to read the minds of any severely mentally disabled person
you obtain the ability to go guru
Aquaman is a legitimately good superhero, hence his position on the justice league.
>but anon, his powers only work in the ocean
Yeah faggot and planes only work in the sky— fuck you.
You get a bbc but you get cucked by virgina state senator Dick Black
I become omnipotent, but dematerialize a few months later.
I could see this turning badly.
SKUNK SUPERPOWER! SUPER STINK
You are the Ultimate life-form. you can never save your aryan girlfriend though.
Going along with aging being a disease, you would have to do a tiny amount for it to be only your calf, and the time it would take to regrow would be too long for that tiny amount
Time would catch up with you
>tell willy to wish for me to be able to grant wishes to everyone including myself
>tell him I'll give him a million wishes to convince him
I don't see a downside
Concepts such as "above" and "below" lose their meaning when you consider that you are technically above the land/water on the opposite side the planet to you. So essentially you breathe well irrespective of your actual position, congrats.
Take the body into a spinning corpse oven, take the ashes and throw them into a river.
Or just fucking doing nothing, because that motherfucker will never be "still"...
Planet is always moving him
Even better idea than this >>683557450
And cheaper than this >>683557837
Now, you're welcome >>683557450
Not necessarily. If you land near a mountain or hill you'll be fine. And if you can fly I'm assuming mid air you have the ability to alter your course while falling. You just cannot fly. So just aim yourself at the highest decline and fall into it like a waterslide.
I get what you're thinking. But being under 2000 pounds isn't arguable. You can be IN 2000 lbs. of water. But under? Nope. You would die. Also, the fact that you confused the two means you are legit fucking stupid. Congrats on your mediocre life.
The ability to believe left wing politics will actually help people rise to greater heights.
You can read people's minds in a 1 mile proximity, but you cannot turn it off, and all you can read is the parts of their brain that regulate basic biological functions (breathing, heart, etc...)
So would your body stop naturally healing itself and you would always be 25% out of health? Or is this is a fight situation and you can regen outside of this ability, naturally?
That would be actually awesome. To the outside world, you'd literally just lay down, and get back up fully rested. People sleep through ~40% of their lives, so imagine how much extra conscious time this could bring you.
you get be a political figure but it has to be a full white bush.
You can with stand any amount of external force, however it is later expelled with the same energy in the form of molten hot lava diarrhea... imagine the hemroids.
Are you legit fucking retarded? Does limb grafting exist? And it says disease, not viruses. Say, during one of your everyday routine grafting sessions you get a bacterial infection. Because in your dumb brain you are indestructible. What are you going to do? Or what about a virus? You would also be immune to vaccines so that's a whole other murder spree. You fucking peanut.
You are immortal, but every time you encounter something that would kill you it instead makes you progressively retarded.