>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
femanon here. you sound like disgusting human beings, and I would never bf you or even have you as friends. you would probably realise that i'm too pretty for you anyway, and I guess that you wouldn't even dare speaking to me IRL
also, I'm not posting tits, because i have the right to post on this website without getting slut shamed. also, i'm an oldfag and i know that that rule does only apply to attention whores
shame on you !
Remember kids this is bate just post around it and it will shrivel and die like all other things that no-one cares about . remember that fish you got forom the fair you forgot to feed
I'm just posting dem le funny OC maymays xDDDD le cumsquats111!!!!
>turns off internet for 10-20 minutes
>gets a new IP
This meme is like a herpes breakout.
is your goal to stop all ylyl threads? all thats gonna do is stop the threads, its not gonna make any better threads pop up. if you wanna make 4chan better then make a good thread
>is your goal to stop all ylyl threads? all thats gonna do is stop the threads, its not gonna make any better threads pop up. if you wanna make 4chan better then make a good thread
she blurred it out obviously
holy fuck tell me youre not that retarded
It used to be, there are still ruins of ancient cities with sewers and waterways throughout town. It was basically more advanced architecture-wise than most suburbs are today, using fucking wells and septic tanks
The virgin thinks he's talking to a girl.
Left side was a picture with no story.
Right side added, made it into a Facebook cringe.
Y'all niggas need Jesus.
you probably shouldn't post your own videos on 4chan. the views aren't worth it.
No you dip they are equivalent and interchangable
Posting this in a ylyl thread. How fucking desperate are you for attention? Holy shit, get a hooker, call her mommy and get her to hug you, you loveless, lifeless little shit.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
ironic meme no longer ironic thanks to trips?
welcome, newfags. the last step to becoming a true 4chan anonymous hacker is eating a bar of cyanide. see you on the other side, you beautiful creatures
i left 4chan about a year ago. it was because of unfuckingfunny banana. come back to see how the site is doing.
>unfunny banana x some orange pear thing.
see you in a year, you cancerous pieces of shit
Kappa or not, she's an Asian female - you give her a cucumber, you know full well what's going to happen, you silly goose.
it'll grow back
she'll probably want to wear a hat in the meantime though
personally I'm surprised it wasn't bleeding horribly, though. means it probably split the hairs from the scalp rather than pulling the roots out, which is good.
You're just making shit up here
These people were probably just ass holes to the staff, and Marc with a c is pronounced the same way,why even point it out unless you are a douche.
whats the meaning of bait... sry i dont get this meme bro
jesus christ. someone get this kid his first astronomy textbook
Well, English-speakers in the United States have some different slang terms, etc. but don't deviate that much. It's mainly the accent that changes from region to region.
The differences become larger when you include various English-speaking countries in the mix. But again, the accent is a bigger difference than the use of words, although there certainly are many differences you can generally understand what each person is saying. And the slang terms are generally built from a more or less universal bank of words just being used differently rather than made up.
You get more extreme differences from smaller, more isolated local communities, especially less educated ones. That's where you get the people that are almost hard to understand because of how thick their accent is/a nearly incomprehensible use of existing words.
But yeah, it does seem English lacks some of the larger differences in dialects other languages have.