Waifu claiming thread.
Moka and tsuyu shipping time
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: just fuck already!
Tsuyu is the only reason i come here anymore
>>most important: just fuck already!
Kagami opposes this
>I don't want it to become anything in particular by this point. Sometimes I feel like that I want them stamped out.
You imply that at some point you did want them to become something particular?
Do you want them stamped out because you long for how they used to be or because you feel like they're no longer needed. Either choice makes no difference since it's ultimately not your choice. These threas don't belong to anyone, and no one here owes anyone anything
>if visiting this place makes someone's day better, then I don't want that taken away from them.
That is a noble train of thought I can respect
However it leaves me to wonder why you still frequent the threads. Do you participate in conversations sometimes? Is there something you hope will happen? Why hang around when it doesn't amuse you anymore?
Just in time for a new thread!
>If dubs, we engage in mad science!
doesnt change the fact that Yui's voice is nearly the same lol
wow rood ;^(
How are you guys doing?
Rory still here
If I had a chance, chives would be the garnish. But no chives. Its for me, fuck garnish.
>Really though, does anyone know what I did last night?
I heard they taste good this time of year.
You know you secretly want it.
Doing pretty good, even though my girl and I haven't talked in a bit.
You okay there Shinoa?
Thanks Megumin! I tried!
Doing good tenten. You?
You got drunk
People who do anal for the first time said the same thing you know
Theres a problem, and I know the solution
Holy shit, that one got me kek
Don't worry about it, that's really all I'm going to say in an open thread or in general. Concern is appreciated though, you're a sweet person.
Nothing that isn't obvious no, its just what I've always posted with.
This guy gets it.
>I feel like it's rude
It's all good.
It isn't particularly something but just a string of unfortunate events today.
>Best idol claimed
This is the first time u have talked to me
Your the only one that loves me
only reason i cant learn this song is because i cant fingerpick
Perfection is a pretty strong word, but I'd say it's damn close.
Are you saying we should all rape each other? I'm down.
Man, I love ya, as I love everyone. Hi, I'm Shiro.
I put too much cheese in the cheese and bacon fries... goddamn
who is this?
but i dunno, maybe
i love mugis eyebrows.
for some reason they really get me
You just gotta work at it man, trust me I couldn't either when I started playing the string instrument I did and it genuinely hurt at first but its just something you've gotta get used to. Unless there's another reason you can't.
I know it is, but that picture is my definition of the word.
Woke up, pretty sure i went batshit tonight, but only because my phone wasn't in place anymore and my full bottle of water was pretty empty this morning. But otherwise i'm doing pretty good, weather is fine, can't complain about it.
ive been on and off about learning this song for the past like 3 years
i dont think its going to happen
youre pretty optimistic
Is this you? Did I find a weird random cross over?
I was wondering when someone was gonna post this rotten old faggot
This is probably the most reply-ative I've been in these threads so far.
Too much cheese? Absurd!
Oh my goodness, I've been called cute. I don't know how to feel. Lustful or loveful?
Totally fine. Why do you ask frenemy?
I know nothing then lel
I feel like if you wanna vent it out, you just say it. I don't like asking people what's wrong because it feels like you're trying to interrogate them to say it. Know what I mean?
Finals started today. Feel like I can hit the others like nothing after completing a 100 question exam for A&P
You're just cooking up a storm aren't you?
Jeez. You're making me all sorts of jealous.
It seems like the only option at this point
its not even necessarily hard
the picking pattern just fucks with me so hard
i dont understand HOW people fingerpick and i never WILL understand
You haven't been in the 30 min long threads yet
And you succeeded.. Been up to anything lately?
For a handful of fries, it was half a handful each of parmesan and mozzarella. Add garlic, bacon, cream and salt.
Im about to leave work.
>you should have seen Mothers Day dinner for my mum
>5 hour lamb shanks that took 7 hours
Ive seen a thread go in 15 mins. No shitposters.
Shiro is a good waifu
I like you
But you are
Akane is better than all the other waifus especially Aizawa
Im sorry friend, hope you feel better soon
Its all good, I would be surprised if you did... kek
>holy shit its 1 am
i need to go to bed like right now kek
i think i hear my dog outside my fucking door im going to kick the damn thing
I hereby consider these anons shipping, thread canon
Well, time for me to get to sleep.
Have a pleasant day/night everyone.
It has been, indeed. How's my favourite nurse today?
>Finals started today.
Good luck, you'll need it
>and i'm sitting here and being happy that my project for my finals got approved
I'm not even surprised.
Yeah I can see that, even when I was able to finger pick I could never do it very fast or do anything super complicated with it, though that's probably because I wasn't even that good in general.
I try to be if I wasnt then I would probably never do anything to be honest.
You looked nervous back there Shinoa when I accepted your offer
Uhhhh not really haha practicing drums and stuff, and Uncharted is done downloading woo!
This bitch is just a small alien don't even talk
best girl claimed!
>I'm on so much molly edition
Man, that may just a bit too much salt.
Don't bully your animals! Also, if sleeping, goodnight, don't pass in your sleep.
As I said to the last person, don't pass in it. Stay warm, and wake up early.
>Uncharted is done downloading woo!
And then, the magic installation begins~
I luv u
Only if were the largest ship
Did u read the manga
Omg that shit is fucking good
My favorite manga
No one seems to be missing me down in the lab
bbut i should know who i marry first
or atleast see a face
you can feel all the above.
>normies get off my board
Last project I did for finals was ezpz. Make a PowerPoint about my life and goals. that's it
It sooo soon! Didn't even get get dinner and you're already wanting desert and-
-do I see a ship?
You two have to make it large. Make it known to the thread like miho and tats
Dio misses you
Its already done installing thank god!
You want dinner where do you wanna go??
Shinoa - master shipper.
Depends on the size of the dog really.
Installation is pretty quick these days. Its just writing to registry.
Welp, my project has to show a variety of things that an IT should can. So it's a bit more than just a PPP and telling my life goals to strangers.
>i think i hear my dog outside my fucking door im going to kick the damn thing
no you didn't
I still want those legs
Noice, You'll tell me if the game's any good, I might buy it too since I got all the uncharted games~
The Megu-kagami ship is still afloat
I hear ya, just don't really know how to do convey that stuff. Long story short had a near death experience today along with other things.
Thanks Milinda, it'll subside tomorrow hopefully.
A little more appreciative towards life. You?
Omg that manga is so fucking good
The anime is fucking spot on for the first book but its so fucking good
Where like the enterpise big
Me and tsuyu forever
No i love you more
I'm not one to judge people on their waifu choices, but I'll atleast say this is a very peculiar choice.
Never played Uncharted 3 that much, but if 4 is anything like 2, it'll be a VERY good game. Hope ya have fun.
Your use of a lot of profanities must mean it's pretty darn good. I'll try it out sometime.
tell papi i say hi and hope its going good
I hope so too, Im here for you if you need me <3
sharing is good enough
the hell even is that?
Senpai please send me to a better place.
not as far as i know sorry for getting hopes up
Thank god too I didnt wanna wait another hour to play it haha
I will! Wait you have a ps4??
To be honest I like 3 more than 2, everyone hates me for it but I love it alot more
And duty is calling. See you later guys and stay fresh.
Or bully some fat children, i dunno.
See you later, Tenryuu. Stay safe.
Was pleasant seeing you posting more frequently today.
Chuck e cheeses
And OG smugger
Super cute pic dude. Class is called educ.easiest class in college. Impossible to get anything lower than a 100%
Great to here and tell me when you to fucked lol
Oh shit nigga. Its good you're safe and still here chatting with us
i'll break lurk to see you out.
I really enjoy how happy you've been today.
Goddamnit. Well suppose I can't blame you. There IS still about 4 or 5 Tomokos.
There was a NEET Tomoko who recently started working at Arby's and I can't remember how he does his filenames and I see you here in the mornings so I've been wondering if this is the same Tomoko.
Oh well I guess he'll come on sometime during the weekend
Yeah I do~ It's collecting dust right now. I bought it only to play Bloodborne kek
>Great to here and tell me when you to fucked lol
I can't understand what you're trying to tell me..
she is afraid to post because she is lewd and adores you.
>also copious amounts of molly
>so probably several pounds of masturbation
but she says you are very nice and also she "wants to get up in your guts"? she also asays that i should be your friend
Like how feelsy and amazing that manga is i love it
Why cant we just be one
Oh. I need to sleep but I do not want to miss the chance to have this conversation.
>Do you want them stamped out because you long for how they used to be or because you feel like they're no longer needed
It has devolved into a cancerous circlejerk with an increasingly cliquey and entitled community. I hate seeing it like this. But at the same time I want it to continue to exist as long as people are getting something positive from the chatting, which includes most of them.
>why you still frequent the threads
>Why hang around when it doesn't amuse you anymore
I enjoyed how they were when the subject was focused on "waifuism." It gave me something to look forward to when I woke up every day. But as you said, eventually we said everything there was to say on that subject after a month. I wouldn't have minded it dying right then after it had served it's purpose, but instead it transformed into an avatar circlejerk community. I rarely have interest in small-talk so I've mostly lurked since the transition.
I haven't let go yet. And for some reason, I follow an impulse to watch every thread and document all of the little facts and details about /waifu/ and it's patrons. I am Vigil, the all-seeing force.
I don't know why, but I need to record everything until this corpse finally collapses for good.
I appreciate that more than you know <3
See ya later Doc.
That it is, you guys are great.
Some guy said he wanted to fuck it
I like them legs
And is it weird to say I like your tongue?
messahe me on telegram! Please let me talk to you
Whaaaat is your PSN??????????
No! But I TAKE HER FROM YOU, MUAHAHAHA!
>Some guy said he wanted to fuck it
...Did he do it?
And no, people say it a lot.
Fucking shit! I hate auto correct aND should've been clearer. It's good to see the ship floats fine and I meant to say when you and kagami fuck, tell me all about it
We love you man. Not advertising much as milinda....
im boring college guy. usually get on here around this time sorry
Im aware of the lewd and do not mind. Im not quite sure about the get up in your gut bit. Papi said that first time we talked and I think it was meant to be lewd. Id be fine with talking to you
I want to carve a hole in her bottom and do the thing! :3
Kind of obvious why anyone would like the tongue.
Can't see enough of the legs sadly, it's all about how nice those thighs are.
Very oh no.
bananas are OUT tell your friends! the official 4chan memee isnt doge its not banana its PINEAPPLES tehe :3
Why are you guys wasting your life like that.
Why do drugs and sit around here.
You guys could go out or something.
Get a stargazing permit and lay out on a beach at night, cuddle up and watch a movie or reador something.. Why blow money on drugs and stuff like that?
Take it from someone who has wasted their life you will regret it.
the pineapples are DONE playing games, we are 2 be taken seriously and our waifus are SWEET!
I don't think that's gonna happen, it's basically an non moving ship
I don't think he did, it seems difficult to do
>not picking the Durian
<3 Your welcome friend, you would do the same for me
If you get on around this time then I'm pretty sure we've never talked before
It's seems like you leave for the day right when I'm getting up for school and I'm usually asleep by now
I'm actually going to bed now
Topkek. Enough moping though, listen to anything good lately?
I will win you any prize you want bb
Added you right now!
im spreading the word guise!!! raise ur forks and hold onto ur pants!!! we are going for a wild ride!!!!!!
she is kinda tweaking. i'm trying to calm her down. she has like an unusually high opinion og you. she has uh "pets" that she doesn't speak as highly of. she says you have great taste in games.
i only do stuff i get for free. there are 4 of us cuddling and listening to music atm
>in the midst of all this shitposting
>I can post my vaguely-anthropomorphic fruit waifu
>nobody will mind
who else is weird here??? *clears throat*
i'm ready to dirty talk! i like cats and i meow meow to u people if u need in person!
I will haul that fucking ship and bring it to port, nigga
You know that fancy song that plays at fancy dinners in films? I learned the name! :D
who here has claimed this cutie pie! heard she's at the ripe age for waifuing!
Im not sure why either but I would prefer not to be called a pet. Hope you can get Papi to chill and yeah I like some games
lets max the limit with waiFRUITs my b/rethren! or should i say, my r/ethren!!!! :) :3 :)
God what the fuck.
Whatever man, I ain't in any position to give advice just ruin your life.
I came up with a plan, though.
If I can get the funds and materials I wanna try the helium trick, yeah? Wear a mask and go to sleep and all. Sounds pretty easy.