Part 2 of Female VA Thread: "Female voice acting thread.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Part 2 of Female VA Thread:
"Female voice acting thread.
3's and 7's get voiced."
(P.S. Don't spam rerolls for higher chance of your post getting read.)
"They keep me in a soundproof room with this... thing. It grabs up my arms and legs and it stretches me out and... it *fucks* me. It just keeps on going until I can't scream anymore. I can't even think, all I can do is come."
I like wew lads.
>>683545937
Fuck year, that was fast. Going for another. Loli voice if you can:
"Mommy takes me to a special doctor. He makes me hug this big machine and then he ties my hands and feet to it so I can't move. The whole time there's this tingly thing between my legs that makes me come again and again until I fall asleep."
>>683545790
Please fuck my in the ass! Harder, Harder! Fuck me!
>>683546315
roll
>>683545937
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nHKXyIBTVP
I've got balls of steel
Do I have to spell it out for you!? I WANT you inside of me! I WANT you to get over here and stick your hot, sticky dick inside of me!
I hate my life. I wish I had the will to kill myself.
You put the flubber rubber bumper on your wing Wang and do the ching chang
>>683545790
I'll send you one nude for every knife you buy me.
"AH so you came... Please, have a seat... Now I understand that this is all a little awkward for you. You've been through a lot..... Hellooo? Look, I know I'm probably the last person you want to see, or hear- but I had to call you back. For one last job... I know you're putting your kids through college, paying for the divorce, it's tough I know... But I met a guy... He's got a straight up simple job, no strings attached, we get in we get out... CLEAN. The thing is... This guy, well... He's high profile. Lots of cars, women's, clothes, houses... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAAAAA!!!"
>>683546351
HNNG... Based OP
What's the "spam reroll" policy? A bunch of anons rerolled my shit last thread
>>683546377
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JyzNGb2uH0
>>683546377
Eat shit and diiiiiiie.
In a frustrated loli voice?
"Daddy, can you please turn the vibrator off? I had three cum-cums and I don't wanna cum any more... wait no, daddy please don't go! DON'T GO!"
I'm not in danger Skyler, I AM THE DANGER! A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I AM the one who knocks!
>>683545790
Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4W0qUaM9xQ
>>683546668
Using my only Samefag Reroll for this post. Other anons are free to roll as they please?
>>683546916
roll
I know how much you like my pits, so, would you like to come over and suck them dry~? I did just come from working out, after all~. They're so hot, sticky, and sweaty. All. For. You~.
Ravioli Ravioli give me the dubiolis.
>>683546916
just one more reroll
Loli voice:
"Daddy, wanna smell my feet? I wore the same socks all week 'an they're really gross... Wait what? Eww... they're SO gross, come on..."
No rerolling shitlords
>>683546835
roll
Eat shit and die.
You better hurry before mom and dad get home! Do you need me to step on it? ... Oh my god you're already cumming!
>>683547075
Also using my only re-roll for this.
>>683546487
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jLPG0zCHMA
>>683546999
check
>>683546835
also roll
Wut the fuu
>>683547346
Awww, cheer up.
"Hey dad! Mom's tied up in my room if you wanna fuck her, but she might be a little cranky cause she's gettin' real tired of coming ;)"
Yes, i like tacos and burritos!
>>683545790
Hey cucks, how the "pussy whipped" feels treating you? Heheheh, it's the edge meister from last time. <:3
Oh yes, I am also actually an atheist.
>>683546677
Just don't do a billion times. Maybe like 3 at max? If you want it REALLY bad just ask for it. If I like it I'll do it.
>>683547588
It's the dude who called you and edgy Atheist from last time. You don't fucking say.
>>683547075
other anon here with a armpit fetish
reroll
>>683546315
reroll
>>683545790
Sometimes when I'm feeling low, I get drunk, go down to the local pre-school and start wailing on the toddlers, like hard, like real hard, like I throw the Stone Cold stunner on those little fucks....then I don't feel so bad.
NO FUCKING REROLLS YOU FUCKING CUCK SHITLORDS
Imagine your arguing with a husband or ex.
"FUCK... YOU FRANK, I SWEAR TO GOD YOUR FAGGOT ASS PISSES ME OFF, YOU THINK I DIDNT SEE YOU SUCKING TONY'S DICK IN THE GARAGE LAST WEEK?... DONT BABE ME! TONY IS 74 YEARS OLD, I ALWAYS KNEW YOU HAD SOME WEIRD FETISHES BUT THIS SHIT... THIS WAS WORSE THAN THE TIME YOU CUCKED ME TO JARED FOGLE. GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD AND OUT OF OUR HOUSE, KIKE!"
This is the fastest I've ever seen a thread take off. Topkek
>>683547075
>>683547871
crap
last one
cmon babbbbyyyyyyyy
>>683547626
>>683546525
If that's your policy I could use some knives in CS:GO.
>>683547680
Nigga you can't roll two things, stop making me look more autistic than I already am
If 3 or 7, in loli voice:
"Okay daddy, 'member not to come! I'm not gonna use my feet this time but... I've got your *favorite* toy! Aw, you'll hurt yourself pulling like that... Daddy you know you can't get away."
Give your meat a good ol' rub
Fuck you Jake. You nigger piece of shit
>>683547810
Oh shit nigga, "Pease Femnon voice mai text pease, ah huhuhuhu :C"
Your face, your ass, what's the difference?
>>683547321
>>683547156
feet anon here, roll
>>683545790
Sometimes, when I'm lonely, I squeeze my left nut until I pass out
Please, harder! Fuck me in my tight little pussy!
>>683548253
win
>>683547626
Thanks!
>>683546110
Rollerino
"Jesus dude what's that smell? Ugh, it smells like the house of a cuck."
Deeper voice: "The owner is a cuck.... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAAAAA."
>>683545790
Pic related.
>>683548008
Using a reroll
Sail those seas, sailor
>>683548258
Roll
Pls
>>683548463
Woohoo, a winner are me.
>>683548173
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14YjsixGUiG
>>683548213
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16VVpBONSem
I'm imagining a huge sea of cocks worshipping a giant sea vagina whale saying things like:
"sing my word"
"no sing mine!"
My fucking SIDES, you people are so throughly CUCKED!
>>683546835
One last reroll considering >>683547680 is autistic
>>683548577
FUCK YES NIGGERS
Heather has a twat that smells like a wet dog
To be honest it's superrrr unfortunate that OPs talents are being wasted on doing fantasies for fat cucks and weirdos rather than more humorous or dialogue heavy stuff... I don't want OP to just do a thread full of moaning and fantasies, I'd like to hear OP tackle interesting dialogs or humorous hypothetical situations.
Such a waste imo.
Fucking faggots.
>>683546110
Reroll!
>>683548660
lol fucking edgelord...
actually roll, I wanna hear this read xD
>>683547571
Rolling for this
>>683548372
Role
I love to grab tits
Janice, Pontula and me, we were all cruising the strip right. It was around 2 in the fucking morning. The losers were hitting the streets now. Fat greasy slag offs spilling out of the bars, drunk and angry because none of their red pill bullshit was getting them laid. Big surprise, right?
They come for us, like they always do. It's an old story. As long as there have been losers who can't get pussy on their own there have been girls like us who will sell it to them.
So this fat, trilby wearing neckbeard comes staggering down the street, his sad little whiskey dick rattling around in his cargo shorts and the fat fuck stops in front of us and slurs out "y.... you girls looking to party?"
We do the dance all the working girls have done since ancient times when whores were the temple priestesses. None of us want this fat slug's greasy cheese dick but we do want his money. So we make him think we're into him. That's the trick. Make him think you're so horny for him you'd fuck him for free and he'll pay almost anything to fuck you.
Well the bag of blubber is getting all hot on Pontula and says some bullshit like "I likes me some brown sugar". Janice and I give Pontula a look that says "this loser is all yours".
Well wouldn't you know it. The fucking weeb gets down on his knees, pulls out a limited edition Pokemon MewTwo figurine and says to Pontula "Would you be my wiafu"?
Pontula screams with excitement "yes! YES! YES!" and grabs the weeb's crotch. He let's out a might rainbow coloured fart and Pontula and him, they just soar off into the sky together.
How the fuck did he know it? How the fuck did this fat weeb know that all whores really want is to be someone's waifu?
>>683548258
PLEASE. JUST ONCE IN MY GODDAMN LIFE
OP I'm not sure why, but I'd like to know more about you and I feel like other anons might as well
you should do an AMA thread
Also if I win, say "Fuck you, you piece of shit fucking nigger. You're such a pathetic little cuck"
"I'm just a maid. Cleaning houses and fixing meals is my job."
For personal reasons, I need this. Let's see if RNGesus blesses me.
>>683548984
Read OP's Post idiot.
How sexy can I get?
>>683548850
Don't worry. It won't be completely wasted...
Im cave johnson, i own the place
>>683548068
Rerolling this... does OP even have loli voice?
I wouldn't say I'm a lesbian...bbbbuuuttttttttt I've had a few girls go down on me, and suck my tongue.
>>683549292
Re-roll
BACK THE FUCK UP WHITEY! BACK THE FUCK UP!
ALLAHUAKBAR!!!!
>>683549121
Good point, also what do we call you OP?
>>683546110
Fatal reroll
>>683549292
Rollin for this
"I want you to take your big meaty hands and jerk off my girly dick, and I cum first."
>>683549137
Got it first time. Let's see if OP makes it to me, though.
Peace out cucks, I'm going to sleep.
I would've killed myself had I not found the world so goddamn entertaining, with you cucks being one of many attractions.
Edgelord out.
>>683549292
Roll
>>683547156
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X4uGTC83za
>>683547143
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WLeVsAoTGJ
>>683547321
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qju6lJDXkP
(Sorry, had to pee :,D)
"Grab my dick"
"Stop right there criminal scum! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, Your stolen goods are now forfeit”
>>683549600
I love you
Mixelg is the bomb
>>683545790
Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.
Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.
You know when fluoridation first began?
Nineteen hundred and forty-six. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
Have a sad cum bb
"Never insult the style of Elliot Rodger. I’m the most stylish person in the world. Just look at my profile pic. That’s just one of my fabulous outfits. The sweater I’m wearing in the picture is $500 from Neiman Marcus."
>>683548577
B-but?
>>683549600
kek
"pssshhh nothing personnel kid!"
>>683549076
You know we were all just having fun here and then you had to go and make it personal. Not cool, bro. Not cool.
"Your clothes ... give them to me know."
Palmera is the bomb
>>683549292
One more!
>>683549623
So OP, what do you say to my proposal here?
>>683549121
JENNY DEATH WHEN
yes, i like tacos and burritos!
>>683548008
Roll
>>683548258
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WaGCWriVVm
>>683548463
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Bv1iBoTmpX
>>683548577
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0081hFzPGBd
>>683549623
Unexpectedly good character voice, thanks OP!
If win, loli voice, kind of disgruntled:
"You're a pedophile, mister. Normal guys don't come that fast."
Is it sad that I wish I was born a girl? I wish I was, it's too late to even think about fucking transitioning.
Forget my panties! Just move them to the side, and start eating me!
>>683550061
Roll
anons who post that banana make me drier than the sahara
>>683550882
Re-roll
>>683548008
Rolling. Not spam, am a differentfag
>>683550882
Re-re-roll
I fuck the music, I make it cum
I fuck the music with my serpent tongue
Fuck me harder! Please, fuck my tight pussy! Oh, yes!
>>683549623
Ravioli Ravioli thanks for the vacarooioli.
KAZ, I'M ALREADY A DEMON.
do you smonk weed
If I win, please just moan as if you're being fucked
Girl with a big face
I saw you at the bus stop
From a mile away
Even though it was really dark
Girl with a big face
I love you more each day
Even though your face
Is as big as a dinner plate
You know there are some days when I miss having a penis, cause I could fuck myself, though that would mean it would be in the ass?
I really shouldn't over think it.
In a young-ish voice
"Mommy, why do you always call Dad a nerd?"
"Oh... *giggle* Yeah, he IS a nerd!"
>>683551270
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>683551313
Winrar
>>683550882
>>683550688
>>683550360
>>683549979
>>683549772
>>683549532
>>683549292
>>683549121
>>683549076
>>683549059
>>683548845
>>683548293
>>683548258
>>683548068
>>683545937
Is this middle school? What's with this sex shit? Isn't there anybody capable of making something actually funny or mildly interesting?
>>683550571
Uhh sure. Not really sure how well that would work out lol. If you wanna ask me questions just specify that you're actually asking one and I'll answer it.
>>683549137
http://vocaroo.com/i/s022ENOgwmZt
>>683550263
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cmgC6CAOQm
>>683550587
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1siJtKxGKFF
>>683547571
Reroll
>>683551402
(ok I'll roll, hopefully OP won't mind and everyone else won't notice!)
>>683551027
Winrario
>>683551477
lmao OP you have to say this now
Also, stop whiteknighting you fucking faggot. There are plenty of non-sexual things
Mixelg is the bomb
>>683551477
Nigga! Why you had to go and open yo big fat ass mouth for? You got a double seven, now she gotta read all that dumb ass shit you quoted.
Wish my boobs were bigger so they can go squish squish
>>683551481
Actually asking: what do we call you?
>>683551481
Oh well alright. So how old are you, and what do you do for a living?
I do feel like you would be a great voice actress
Has anyone seen my penis?! I've seemed to have misplaced it!
>>683551481
Meido-requestor; everything I dreamt it would be and more. Thanks, OP, you seem like an awesome individual. Try to do something with that incredible voice; this is cool, but you could get paid for that voice. Hell, you're better than half of the people on Atlus' payroll.
>>683551481
Do you have a YouTube channel?
"I love you, Emma"
>>683551656
How is it white knighting? You dumbasses keep making up stupid shit you could hear in a porn video, bunch of faggots are probably fapping in here. Faggot.
>>683551695
Nah she can just say what I posted dude
>>683551771
There are some who call me..... Tim?
Hey OP, you got a twitter or something? I wanna cyber-stalk you.
>>683551952
Reroll
>>683551818
Have you checked my ass? That might explain all the constant enemas...
"Boy parts" I don't see how that makes me a boy. It's a girl's penis.
Mixelg is the bomb.
>>683545790
"So then... 'anata'... How is it when I say that?"
>>683551957
Lmao OP you can say this aswell. Shit I'm lucky got 2 winrars in a row.
>>683552211
>feminine penis
>>683550882
Roll
>>683552282
re-roll
>>683550957
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p8zhOZFRek
>>683551417
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FkUWzFlt2t
(If I miss any tell me. It's starting to get kinda messy again)
Onee chan why do you have a feminine penis?
>>683552146
Nah ain't nothing up your ass but shit.
UGH where is my penis?! I can't find it anywhere, I can't even feel it!
"WHAT???! No! I'm telling you his fist didn't go further than my small intestine! The only reason his arm popped off was because I clenched too hard!" "Just fucking delete that video please"
>>683552382
>same number
fml
Ermozo
>>683552385
>>683552023
Missed me :P
>>683552282
あなたわばかです
>>683552488
It's because god hates you lol
like he hates me for being ahiest
>>683552385
OP YOU MISSED
>>683551957
>>683551477
>>683551097
>>683551027
What a tamality.
>>683551313
>>683549787
>>683548293
>>683552385
You missed these ones
>>683547571
Last reroll. Read in young-ish voice
>>683551771
OP Here. When I was doing VA stuff on /b/ the other day I just went by Shell or Shell-chan.
>>683551802
I'm 19. I'm in college right now trying to get an associates in business management. Also thanks! That means a lot to me! <3
>>683551912
Nah. Should I make one?
>>683551995
I don't really use social media. :( Mostly 4chan.
Back to posting audio in a sec.
>>683552585
so rude anon, desu
>>683548068
Rolling for this!
I swear to fricken god, one more of you smeg breathed jizz wads posts another god damn faggy assed ode to faggotry I will slam my cunt unto a USB port until I force myself into the computer and then I will merge with the fucking internet itself and go all Crash and Burn like it was some fucking early 90s computer movie. I will fucking ninja hack the net with a visual basic GUI until I find your fucking IP and then I will come crawing out of your monitor like some creepy assed japanese loli and I will open my gaping, black, formless maw and I will scream the madness that will obliterate your sad and miserable existence. Say one more god damn stupid-assed faggot thing and I will rain blood and fire upon you and everything your sad pathetic little heart holds dear.
Do you understand me?
Well I'm done with this thread. I told myself, maybe if this femanon responds to my winrar I won't kill myself tonight. But, of course, it was ignored. I'm killing myself tonight, pay attention to the Washington post in the morning.
>>683552964
Have fun
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
>>683552764
You should make some social media/YT. You're a princess of /b/, after all.
>>683552964
That shit was so edgy I can hear it!
CRAWLING IN MY CRAWL
THESE CRAWLS THEY WILL NOT.. CRAWL
CCCCCCCCCCCRRRRAWWWWLLLL!!!
What a tamality
>>683552764
Noice, I was 19 up until today. I'm the same birthday fag that was talking about Life is Strange
What do you want to do with business? And, have you ever thought about voice acting before? Yes you should make a youtube
>>683552964
>>683552786
くたばれ
>>683551952
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zmEQxWMzou
>>683549787
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z6C0SDeSMj
>>683551313
>>683548293
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XaPaau851t (Combined these two. Hope you guys don't mind!)
>>683552764
>Shell or Shell-chan.
Oh shit I knew it! wb m80
If win:
[frustrated and argumentative, youngish]
Dad has this remote to my brain or something, cause when you leave he goes on his phone and I just fall down and I cant move. Why don't you believe me?! He rubs his dick on my lips and and plays with me until I'm fucking coming for him! I hate it!
A special voicemail for david please :)
>>683553414
Thank you i'm so lonely
What a bonanza
>>683553569
Roll
I love you Gabby
What a tamality.
>>683553777
golden trips of 7s, may the goddess of fate smile upon thee!
Piss knobbler, you jizzed your cum stack fuckwised to your bung popper and sloshed the cunt puddle dick juggler. Don't wank the splooge drizzle sideways like your shit just tangoed the tit nibbler fandango, poon puppet!
>>683553414
There were only 2 rolls when I winrard this one:>>683551027
so it wasn't spam. is the content of the winrar not your style or something you don't want to do?
What a tamality.
What a tamality.
>>683549076
I'd kinda like to hear this one if it's not too old.
>>683554260
Stop.
>>683553142
Aw. I think that's a little too far, but thanks haha <3
>>683553326
I'm not really sure. Maybe something like marketing management sounds cool.
Also, about the youtube, I'll look into it. I'll post a link to it if I decide to make it.
>>683553067
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Tmcb3JyzKl (Might be loud, be careful)
>>683553477
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05XQTY2IllH (Sup guy!)
>>683553569
You gotta specify what exactly it is you want said lol;
That's the first time I wrote it fuckboi.
>>683553477
Roll
My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?
>>683554876
Reroll for justice
>>683554789
i wrote it the first 2 times, i dont know who kept spamming it
>>683552473
don't forget me! <:3
>>683553569
>>683554745
Anything. A nice voicemail. My gf broke up with me and so replacing my voicemail that she did for me is a start I guess
>>683553404
偉大な八餌八メイト八
>>683554876
rolling for anon's justice
Topkek ok time to abandon thread. Definitely not "3s and 7s get voiced." It just depends on which OP wants to do, which is ABSOLUTELY fine, if OP had atleast said that from the beginning :(
>>683553998
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0utMwdtsRzk (Sorry! I didn't see it D:)
Hey! Teacher! Leave us kids alone!
Are you ready, babe?
>>683554745
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s05XQTY2IllH
Thanks OP, I think I sprained my dick
If win, in loli voice:
"I prefer when mommy takes me to bed cause she uses her mouth for the sleepy game. Daddy just uses the toys and stuff."
>>683554876
Die Stormcloak scum!
>>683545790
"And so, the giant-kin known as Grimdick the Greater, stood above her with his spear made from the penis bone of a whale. And so he said unto her; 'You shall wrap your lips around it, and thusly, take it in the mouth.', before he proceeded to undo the knot to his pants made of dragonhide. Clara the Sorcerer's Daughter knew not what else to do, but to comply."
Eat shit and die
What a tamality.
>>683555507
Holy shit I'm literally figuratively on fire
>>683555718
roll
>>683555778
>literally figuratively
"It didn't look like you were doing push-ups. Trust me, I know what they look like. Are those... Wait a minute, were you picking flowers? *gasp* Oh my gosh, those are gorgeous! Can I see them?! Let me hold them!" (young voice)
>>683555759
come on man, now because of you she wont say my tamality winrar, stop spamming it
>>683555932
one more try
>>683555588
ROLLING.
>>683555947
YOU CAN'T STOP IT! YOU CREATED IT!
>>683555778
sides are in fucking orbit
>>683556172
i translated it
>>683555291
Oh my god my roommates and I died from laughter at the delivery of
"Tony is 74 years old". TOP KEK
Tamality is the new fingerbox
>>683553569
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aqqQfZVmKd
>>683555167
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qcbVpJCTFi
>>683556416
stop your tamalities about my tamality word
What a tamality.
>>683556726
seriously? your spam is the tamality
This post is seriously the biggest tamality
>>683556828
What a tamality
Pease notice my post: >>683552473
Didn't want to post a "you missed it" until I saw another post coming from OP. It's OK, I'll stop spamming after this one.
Thanks so much for all your reads OP.
What a tamality
You're dead.
Your friends are dead.
Your fucking pets are being skinned alive.
Your mom's a fucking whore.
You sucj at life.
The whole world hates you.
You're going to hell.
Live with it.
you should already know that white cocks aren't enough to satisfy me anymore, honey. I'll be out with my boyfriend take care of my kid.
Eat shit and die.
>>683557060
That request was a tamality so she didn't want to do it
>>683557166
only rolling once for this
You're dead.
Your friends are dead.
Your fucking pets are being skinned alive.
Your mom's a fucking whore.
You sucj at life.
The whole world hates you.
You're going to hell.
Live with it
I don't know why you haven't joined the console master race. That's where all the women are, but I guess you can only expect so much from pccucks.
What a tamality.
>>683557375
I get it you hate me
Sometimes I look at orion and hope he has a good hunt.
>>683557166
Hey a live cuck! Sup bro
so what now? tamality is an official word?
>>683557549
I was trying to get her to do that just so I could shitpost people with it.
Sucks that the thread's dying and shit
Where you at, OP? you're being a little slow
>>683557262
>tamality
Das macht kein Sinn, was bedeutet dieser Wort?
>>683556647
Thanks but that wasn't a voicemail lol. Still a cute voice and made me feel better. Ty OP
You're dead.
Your friends are dead.
Your fucking pets are being skinned alive.
Your mom's a fucking whore.
You sucj at life.
The whole world hates you.
You're going to hell.
What a tamality.
Lol omg toats swag 5ever 4ever
>>683557636
I couldn't care less if you actually got off to it. To each their own bro
Hey Jungs... hat sie schon weg gegangen?
>>683545790
Your voice and acting is really good, OP. Nice job.
>>683558030
B-but I'm not a cuck... I even put the wife's kid meme in it...
>>683555507
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bh1vwe019S
>>683556993
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RlS3e29Op0 (Hush now boy)
>>683557060
http://vocaroo.com/i/s090VQZwcRNb (Sorry! x.x)
Alsooo just made a twitter. It's really bare bones but I'll update it tomorrow. I'll post whenever I make VA threads on there lol.
>>683558231
Whoops, forgot link https://twitter.com/ShelltheVA
>>683558144
Thanks!
>>683557750
Np dude! Hope you feel better :)
wew I was almost....a feast for crows.
>>683558350
rolling once more for this. I really fucking want this.
>>683558178
I believe you bro I believe you. I'm just saying it's all good, I'm not like other 4chinfags.
>>683558321
Cool beans, Imma go follow you now.
>>683558321
Femanon, what country are you in?
>https://twitter.com/ShelltheVA
You earned a follower.
Could you say this?
"I was trained to do this. Not even you can separate Dracula without my help."
>>683558231
> >>683557060 (You)
> http://vocaroo.com/i/s090VQZwcRNb (Sorry! x.x)
Holy shit, thanks OP, made my fucking night!
>>683558321
all hair the new queen of /b/, shell-chan!
>>683557941
waaaaat
dat gif
Eat shit and die.
+1 useless post to speed up thread death
>>683556647
Someone posted this in /feg/ (your Japanese one) so I just wanted to offer a little advice on the Japanese voice:
Your voice is fine. Your accent however is off.
Don't put too much too much stress between the words and try to link them together. Your e-noises and your h-noises are also a bit strong. Soften it a bit.
>>683559063
My gift to you.
>>683557217
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ur1LicpoCw
>>683557427
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hL23S12zsx
>>683559156
Thanks anon! I've been searching for this forever.
>>683559059
That's one of the reasons why we're all here isn't it?
>>683559231
You linked a get but you posted the voice of a different get famalam. Mistakes happen though.
>>683558610
U.S.!
>>683558835
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IxrASqrMJ2
>>683558890
Lol. Thanks.
>>683559069
Yeahh I know what you mean. It was also an awkwardly phrased sentence so that didn't help either haha. Thanks for the advice! <3
Yeah. Piece of cake.
>>683559700
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IxrASqrMJ2
Welp, it seems I've found my voice actress.
>>683559700
No problem.
I subscribed to your Twitter so I hope to see more of your work in the future!
OP I don't suppose you'd show us a picture of you, would you? You can cover your face I guess
*disappointed teenager
"Are you stupid or something?"
>>683557427
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZFllTHs1wQ
>>683558350
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yNGWyUW5it
(Fixed! Sorry!)
s'uh dude
Hey, can I suck your dick?
[giggle]
Thanks.
[sucking noises for 30 seconds]
Are you going to cum soon?
[more sucking noises]
I wanna swallow your cum
[more sucking followed by swallowing]
Thanks, you were delicious.
Come get some.
Evil mistress voice:
"Hahahaha! What's the problem, little boy? Did the panther got your tongue?"
Ohh, you touch my tralala. Ohh my ding ding dong.
>>683560052
First reroll
>>683559975
Namuch fam wubou u
>>683559891
Maybe next thread as a prize for trips or something. I'd have to take a picture and I am probably in my least attractive state right now lol.
Suck a fat dick, you nigger-faggot
(It's for a friend for his birthday)
>>683560052
Second reroll
"Anon... what the hell? I called, I texted, I left you a voice mail I even fucking paged you and nothing. You never leave mom's house, it's like that fucking computer and chair are a part of you now. You use to be normal, until she died.... we all need to move on anon."
Doesn’t matter what the press says. Doesn’t matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn’t matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right.
This nation was founded on one principle above all else: The requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences.
When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world–
–No you move.”
>>683560217
shit I hve to get going to bed :^(
Leaaaaaaatts get roooooight entou the nyews!
>>683560225
This hit me in the feels. Rolling
>>683560052
roll
>>683560323
UNDERAGE ALERT
MODS BAN
>>683560052
Final reroll.
RIP in peace my luck
>>683559939
wew that actually sounded hotter than I imagined. Time to shitpost /v/
Who wants some?
>>683560367
it's 3AM and i have to go to work at 5 AM
>>683560301
Reroll pls
>>683560127
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0R6PVZaiWqp
>>683549097
winraw
>>683560347
Yay, I winrarred
>>683560367
Top keke
>>683560482
Fuck
My emotions are running too hot. I'd like to use this draft to help me cool down.
>>683560473
Never mind anon, the way you phrased it (have to go to bed) was a bit weird
>>683560403
win
>>683560619
ree-roll
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