YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
>When you royally bust a nut, but the concubine is still sucking the wand
So there's currently two ylyl threads and both are overrun with pears and bananas. My question Is are there enough shit posters that you can each take a thread or is it one guy per each fruit clogging up both threads?
>not ending with "thanks lori"
How is this pear somehow even less put together than the banana? It's like a constant downward spiral towards your mother's vagina. Aka the true black pit of existence
Why do the pear/banana queers shitpost in ylyl threads? Is it because they are just autistic as fuck and fail to realize it stopped being funny years ago? Or is it just hate for ylyl threads. I can't even figure out why some people hate them on /b/. I mean it's funny, it's random humour of all kinds... kind of the entire fucking point of /b/'s existence. Go shitpost those weird fucking fluffy abuse threads, or gayfur threads. That shit isn't random. That is a sought-out sexual fetish.
For every banana posted an autist will die
Yeah why can't shitposters just shit post on actual shit threads? Idk man I swear it's just two or three guys each night tanking every thread so they're probably too far gone to listen to reason
I've got my dick crossed that all the shit posters left
Some human beings are complete wastes of meat and oxygen, fucking kids picking on the one kid.
What makes a child cruel? Because if they are born that way I am all for an extremely late term abortion.
It's what really leads me to believe they are weird little fucked up manlets who jack off to gay furry porn and enjoy animal abuse threads. You NEVER see those threads derailed, there is never anyone shit posting in them. Same people I think.
this is /b/ not some organised board u faggot
Brilliant. Unless it's actually just won fucking autistic manlet doing and the posting. Then he'll see the faux pear/banana thread and be like "Oh my God, I didnt think anyone in this world was as fucking retarded and useless as I am.. I need to go in there and talk to my brethren".
Maybe the disappointment would encourage to kill himself tho.
That would make sense. Also just a little fun fact you'll notice threads get derailed way faster at later hours in the day (est) which leads me to believe it's a very small group of shit posters who are awake after most of /b/s users go to bed and spend most of their shitty lives spamming threads for hours on end every single night. As much shit as this statement may accrue it makes me feel a certain sense of sadness for the pear/banana guys rather than anger or frustration
It is kinda sad ya. At least people who jerk off to traps have a purpose. They arent really bothering anyone. They just want to see some titties on a guy and get off. These fucking pear/banana posters are the real deviants. The only thing they care about is ruining threads for fellow /b/rothers. Why? Go ahead and insult people, make fun of them, that's all fine and in the spirit of /b/. But to purposely destroy threads because it gets you attention is some sad pathetic shit. Can't imagine how lonely they are IRL... must be rough ya know.
Beta fags cant pool
Careful what you say, they might screenshot your post to prove that they accomplished something :^)
Screen shotting your own posts is a thing now I guess.
Haha I LOVE the banana photos, let's make every fruit a me-me! Scoot aside basnabna, there is a new king fruit in town! :3
I always show my friends the fruit memes, I frikkin love them. Can I share some as well? Step aside babana, there is a new peariff in town!
Having a fair, unbiased & right to a trial Justice System is such a fundamental pillar to civilization....
But it's shit like this that makes me want to bring back frontier justice.
Imagine if that was your kid, or little brother. Now tell me you wouldn't feel the primal urge to lynch the abusers.
Speaking of frontier justice, there should be a point when a crime is just too heinous. Like that dude in Norway who gunned down 80 kids. At that point, take him out back, bullet to the head, unmarked grave, erase all public records to avoid other angsty shits fetishizing him.
Can we all agree this pineapple out-meems the benena (LOL)??? I think I have better TASTE *holds up fork* than these BANANA posters!
This photo will really PINE away at you!
*giggles, posts photo*
*delicately twiddles fingers with elbows on table, waiting for my banana brethren to approve :3 *
That's all. Enjoy the rest of your regularly scheduled shitposting.
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Together we can make YLYL a better place. And as always, thanks for joining us tonight!
The banana is OLD NEWS, let's sit our butts down down and see the NEW fruit meme! Ladies and gentlesirs *tehe* put your hands together for APPLEPINE!
As soon as i saw this silly guy I had to clear off all the banana photos from my computer and download this HILARIOUS guy!
Ausiess are buttmad for not living in america, canada, or Europe?
Makes sense, the only other thing they have after avoiding deadly animals and heatstroke is shitposting, not sure how they do it on their crappy Internet though.
Prolly, but in reality its just another shit-tier forced meme.
Which is cringey if you think about it, so it fits in the thread I suppose.
At least the banana was funny the first few times. But of course it soon spiraled into a shitfest of unfunny >>le trolling so 4chanz XD. Which then caused people to bitch about the banana, which naturally caused newfags to spam it even harder. Such is life.
Why do people spam it though? I don't even know how one person can spam it for that long and still find it funny.
No actual person spams the same image for 2 months straight and still has the same satisfaction as they did in the beginning.
I know a shitposter is going to reply "but it's actually an extremely funny image XDDDD"
You know it's not, but what makes spamming the same image for a couple months so applealing?
get on my level
this is the work of tumbler they have been raiding us for awhile if you don't like it go spam them with gore in the special snowflake tags the feminist ones work well bonus for posting rapes
i'm not trolling when i say this: i still genuinely find the banana to be funny. i think of how fucking ludicrous it is that 4chan, the "asshole of the internet." has succumbed to a cgi picture of a banana. and then i realize that this shit has legitimately affected the lives of john and lori to the point where john doesn't even post videos on his youtube channel anymore.
the banana is beyond shitposting, it's absolutely insane. like, asylum-level insane
How does the same image, being posted 24/7, is still found funny to you?
I also find it hard to believe that "I'm not trolling, it's just funny, so I post it to funny threads"
As you fish for (you)'s
it's not the image itself, it's the complete chaos and unnerving insanity of the matter. it's not even an image anymore so much as it's a jarring exclamation that a thread is over
quit biting the hook R-tard
The reason the thread is over isn't because one person posts the image of it, it's because you actively go out of your way to post in one thread, and only one thread in the entirety of your free time.
4chan hasn't "succumbed" to the image, you spam it to the point that nothing can get posted.
That's like yelling in someone's ear then telling them they've just stopped trying to listen to everyone else, which is why they can't hear.
You do it to get reactions, reactions that have no actual meaning in the whole scheme of things.
look i could keep arguing with you but it's obvious that you've already made your mind up. so here, why don't you have a banana
check it out guys i put a crown royal cap on my ballsack and took a picture
it's not summer get a fucking colander you dumbass
Andreas is a classic already.
He is a brony, he is racist, he is probably a virgin, and he even claim that he would like to fuck kittens, pregnant kittens in the ass, so he is also probably a furry
The /b/ you knew in the past is gone
the days of funny threads and habbo raids will never come back it is just bananas and pears and traps and fluffy ponies from now on
I hope one day you have a child and is kidnapped and sodomized to death by a nigger
Your rage feeds the shitposters. Look, both those memes are pretty stupid and forced but I end up laughing at all the kuks raging "Muh ylyl, it's full of banana!" Is it that difficult to just scroll past?
the banana and the pear are no different from the shit that would be posted in a ylyl thread
tired reposts that haven't been funny in ages if thy ever were funny at all
/b/ is just the same shit over and over again as soon as something 404s it gets reposted
awesome if it's your firt day but it sucks for anyone here longer than a week