YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
>>683534615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ4pWWTxBuo
xxDDDXDXDDDD
>When you royally bust a nut, but the concubine is still sucking the wand
http://youtu.be/ZPOX36-tGSM
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NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY CHANNEL YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>683538996
haha wow i really like this image
>>683539228
save it my friend, its all yours
Lel somebody call for cumsquats?
>>683536554
Read the story before. He murdered 2 girls and this is the villagers going vigilante on that monster
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>>683540134
What is this forced meme?
>>683540959
lel cumsquats1!!! XDDDDD
>>683540711
cann you link it?
>>683540959
its just another version of the stupid banana
>>683536554
Story?
>>683536554
damn dude, no child should suffer stuff like this. poor boy. anyone knows the story of this?
>>683541211
Does that little gook really look like a murdering monster
>>683536554
i would beat the shit out of those bullies, fucking abussive faggots
>>683541294
I think this one is even more stupid than the banana
>>683534615
lost
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>>683541415
nah but wouldn't hurt to read into it
So there's currently two ylyl threads and both are overrun with pears and bananas. My question Is are there enough shit posters that you can each take a thread or is it one guy per each fruit clogging up both threads?
>>683543033
>is it one guy per each fruit clogging up both threads?
lost
>>683542610
>not ending with "thanks lori"
How is this pear somehow even less put together than the banana? It's like a constant downward spiral towards your mother's vagina. Aka the true black pit of existence
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>>683543325
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>>683543033
I would like to know as well. Maybe if there's enough shit posters we can just petition for a shitpisters board like we did with the mlp tags
>>683543611
Haha I'm glad it gave you a kek. honestly id love to know tho
>>683543774
I'd suck your dick (no homo, well a little homo) if you could petition a containment board for this containment board
>>683544372
It's happened before
>>683544372
All the non shitposters could take over another board
Why do the pear/banana queers shitpost in ylyl threads? Is it because they are just autistic as fuck and fail to realize it stopped being funny years ago? Or is it just hate for ylyl threads. I can't even figure out why some people hate them on /b/. I mean it's funny, it's random humour of all kinds... kind of the entire fucking point of /b/'s existence. Go shitpost those weird fucking fluffy abuse threads, or gayfur threads. That shit isn't random. That is a sought-out sexual fetish.
>>683534615
a little oc from my fb
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>>683543715
For every banana posted an autist will die
>>683545138
"Hungry Games"
This fucking guy.
>>683545321
Only in a perfect world
>>683545138
Classic mike, he's always making jokes and trolling people. Also thanks for trying to keep this thread alive and non shitposted
>>683536554
Its things like this that legitimately make me consider murdering a child.
Those bullies deserve to be drowned.
>>683544946
Yeah why can't shitposters just shit post on actual shit threads? Idk man I swear it's just two or three guys each night tanking every thread so they're probably too far gone to listen to reason
I've got my dick crossed that all the shit posters left
>>683536554
Some human beings are complete wastes of meat and oxygen, fucking kids picking on the one kid.
What makes a child cruel? Because if they are born that way I am all for an extremely late term abortion.
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>>683545321
Hey now Im autistic and even I despise the God dam banana/pear crew
>>683544946
Couldn't agree more. It's gotten so that YLYL threads are almost always ruined instantly nowadays. Not sure what the fucking problem is with these shitposters.
>>683545842
We could hide the real ylyl under the radar as fruit threads
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>>683546083
The banana causes autism
>>683546279
Hahahah lost
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>>683546450
SOLUTION
>>683546543
Shit finally I understand how I managed to catch the downs rather than be born with it
>>683545842
It's what really leads me to believe they are weird little fucked up manlets who jack off to gay furry porn and enjoy animal abuse threads. You NEVER see those threads derailed, there is never anyone shit posting in them. Same people I think.
>>683546879
this is /b/ not some organised board u faggot
>>683546279
Brilliant. Unless it's actually just won fucking autistic manlet doing and the posting. Then he'll see the faux pear/banana thread and be like "Oh my God, I didnt think anyone in this world was as fucking retarded and useless as I am.. I need to go in there and talk to my brethren".
Maybe the disappointment would encourage to kill himself tho.
>>683540711
Retard alert!!!
>>683546947
That would make sense. Also just a little fun fact you'll notice threads get derailed way faster at later hours in the day (est) which leads me to believe it's a very small group of shit posters who are awake after most of /b/s users go to bed and spend most of their shitty lives spamming threads for hours on end every single night. As much shit as this statement may accrue it makes me feel a certain sense of sadness for the pear/banana guys rather than anger or frustration
>>683547587
I'll start a few trial threads and see how it go's
could we please stop being autistic fur fags
>>683548328
Just ignore the rabbit it will go away
>>683548092
After school, huh? I could see that. Probably get their fucking asses beat if their parents came in late and saw them spamming YLYL threads and jerking it to trap threads.
>>683536554
Notice how shit like this is always from shitty non-white third-world countries.
>>683548524
I prefer to call the new shit post pear. If you notice the guy who posts it all the time has a special name for it so I feel like calling it a pear makes his skin crawl
>>683548894
I like it. Meme queen... someone's a sad dweller faggot, coming up with that shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i-DWOcbwrY
Can't get any more beta than him.
>>683534615
Got damnnit. I lost. didn't expect the mom to come check on him for that long
>>683534615
That was really good. Everything he said was well thought out.
>>683540711
That's not accurate at all you retard
http://www.globaltimes.cn/content/928254.shtml
>>683549929
I haven't properly lost in awhile. Fucking ae m8.
>>683536554
having cigarettes put out on you fucking hurts
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>>683548092
It is kinda sad ya. At least people who jerk off to traps have a purpose. They arent really bothering anyone. They just want to see some titties on a guy and get off. These fucking pear/banana posters are the real deviants. The only thing they care about is ruining threads for fellow /b/rothers. Why? Go ahead and insult people, make fun of them, that's all fine and in the spirit of /b/. But to purposely destroy threads because it gets you attention is some sad pathetic shit. Can't imagine how lonely they are IRL... must be rough ya know.
Why does /b/ want to fuck the bunny?
https://youtu.be/tnlNLNVHPZ4
This entire channel
>>683550792
if you dont feel it, i cant explain it to you
>>683550792
Please ignore the bunny. Just read around it
>>683536554
I woud absolutely murder those kids torturing him. That's so sad
>>683542841
He was fucking around since that's everyones response to someone getting beaten up by multiple people in asia/africa
Wow 4chan turned into a bunch of little highschool faggots trying to be cool. Losers.
>>683536554
kek
>>683551799
I can't see the bunnies cunt in any of these friendo
>>683550950
This. Precisely.
Beta fags cant pool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fU8QQxV1Tw
>>683551569
Careful what you say, they might screenshot your post to prove that they accomplished something :^)
Pic related
Screen shotting your own posts is a thing now I guess.
>>683541399
other countries still fix their fags with ass whoopings
>>683536554
heavy
Haha I LOVE the banana photos, let's make every fruit a me-me! Scoot aside basnabna, there is a new king fruit in town! :3
>>683552193
fucking got me
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>>683551215
shut up you bleeding heart faggots this kid was being beat because he is a homosexster It is gods plan
>>683550588
You sound like a pussy xD
I always show my friends the fruit memes, I frikkin love them. Can I share some as well? Step aside babana, there is a new peariff in town!
What is accomplished In shitposting all day?
Genuinly, what is achieved other than annoying some people anonymously on an image board?
I am actually confused.
>>683543033
there are many shitposters This is all Tumbler you have to fight them or they win
>>683552624
Someone out there, has literally gbs of the same cartoon rabbit saved into one folder.
What the fuck.
>>683547574
lost
gg
>>683536554
Having a fair, unbiased & right to a trial Justice System is such a fundamental pillar to civilization....
But it's shit like this that makes me want to bring back frontier justice.
Imagine if that was your kid, or little brother. Now tell me you wouldn't feel the primal urge to lynch the abusers.
Speaking of frontier justice, there should be a point when a crime is just too heinous. Like that dude in Norway who gunned down 80 kids. At that point, take him out back, bullet to the head, unmarked grave, erase all public records to avoid other angsty shits fetishizing him.
Can we all agree this pineapple out-meems the benena (LOL)??? I think I have better TASTE *holds up fork* than these BANANA posters!
This photo will really PINE away at you!
*giggles, posts photo*
*delicately twiddles fingers with elbows on table, waiting for my banana brethren to approve :3 *
>>683552738
I thought it may have been the manbeardykes all along
>>683553063
nigga ya gotta stop posting this gay-ass rabbit
>furryshit
>>683546879
nice try cuckold
>>683536554
Too reminiscent of my own childhood, no thanks
>>683553084
Is this supposed to be seen as funny or annoying?
I'm actually wondering why people post this stuff nowadays.
>>683553220
Ignore the rabbit and it losses all its power
That's all. Enjoy the rest of your regularly scheduled shitposting.
>>683548092
It is when the aussies are on
90% of the shitposts come from kangaroodingofuckland
moot admitted this himself
ATTENTION ALL BANANAFAGS! Download the 2016 Banana Catalog now! 2,239 hilarious pictures of everyone's favorite banana and all the copypasta you can handle, all conveniently in one zip file: http://www.mediafire.com/download/auzihtbj5f6yagf/2016_Banana_Catalog.zip
Together we can make YLYL a better place. And as always, thanks for joining us tonight!
The banana is OLD NEWS, let's sit our butts down down and see the NEW fruit meme! Ladies and gentlesirs *tehe* put your hands together for APPLEPINE!
As soon as i saw this silly guy I had to clear off all the banana photos from my computer and download this HILARIOUS guy!
>>683552825
This was my favorite post. Thanks, buddeh.
>>683553566
Ausiess are buttmad for not living in america, canada, or Europe?
Makes sense, the only other thing they have after avoiding deadly animals and heatstroke is shitposting, not sure how they do it on their crappy Internet though.
>>683553729
Haha you're so behind the times! Its pineapple man now!
>>683553644
This timing. I love you.
Niggas are licensed professionals.
>>683553791
How is this your favorite post?
No sane person saves this many images of one character from a Disney movie.
>inb4 "le welcum 2 /b/" edgelord quote
>>683553729
/b will all ways thrive you will never stop the lulz you will only make us mad until we backlash againced your sweet tumbler
>>683553369
Prolly, but in reality its just another shit-tier forced meme.
Which is cringey if you think about it, so it fits in the thread I suppose.
At least the banana was funny the first few times. But of course it soon spiraled into a shitfest of unfunny >>le trolling so 4chanz XD. Which then caused people to bitch about the banana, which naturally caused newfags to spam it even harder. Such is life.
>>683554054
Thanks, Lori
>>683540675
Real picture of mlp?
>>683548894
he doesn't care
>>683545138
that nigga is trollin
>>683554124
Sane left a long time ago, friend.
47.80 MB folder.
wtf is this shit?
>>683554220
Why do people spam it though? I don't even know how one person can spam it for that long and still find it funny.
No actual person spams the same image for 2 months straight and still has the same satisfaction as they did in the beginning.
I know a shitposter is going to reply "but it's actually an extremely funny image XDDDD"
You know it's not, but what makes spamming the same image for a couple months so applealing?
>>683554641
get on my level
>>683552654
this is the work of tumbler they have been raiding us for awhile if you don't like it go spam them with gore in the special snowflake tags the feminist ones work well bonus for posting rapes
>>683554813
This is actually even more saddening than the 48 mb
>>683554813
Never. I doubt I can ever reach the lofty heights of Banana, Spiderman or Desu. But, it's fine. A rabbit is fine too.
>>683554727
i'm not trolling when i say this: i still genuinely find the banana to be funny. i think of how fucking ludicrous it is that 4chan, the "asshole of the internet." has succumbed to a cgi picture of a banana. and then i realize that this shit has legitimately affected the lives of john and lori to the point where john doesn't even post videos on his youtube channel anymore.
the banana is beyond shitposting, it's absolutely insane. like, asylum-level insane
>>683554813
>Someone out there genuinely likes spamming a picture of the same banana this much for no apparent reason
>>683554813
By the way, great filename.
>>683555275
How does the same image, being posted 24/7, is still found funny to you?
I also find it hard to believe that "I'm not trolling, it's just funny, so I post it to funny threads"
As you fish for (you)'s
>>683554813
this is honestly frightening. i can't believe people like you are allowed to just blend in with society like it's no big deal
>>683555758
it's not the image itself, it's the complete chaos and unnerving insanity of the matter. it's not even an image anymore so much as it's a jarring exclamation that a thread is over
>>683555815
>people like you are allowed to just blend in with society
anon we both know that doesn't happen
>>683555758
quit biting the hook R-tard
>>683556027
The reason the thread is over isn't because one person posts the image of it, it's because you actively go out of your way to post in one thread, and only one thread in the entirety of your free time.
4chan hasn't "succumbed" to the image, you spam it to the point that nothing can get posted.
That's like yelling in someone's ear then telling them they've just stopped trying to listen to everyone else, which is why they can't hear.
You do it to get reactions, reactions that have no actual meaning in the whole scheme of things.
>>683553854
slowly.
>>683556450
I just really want to know why people use the entirety of their free time to post in a single thread for enjoyment, it's mind boggling to me.
>>683556773
because they are losers bro they live off NEET-bucks and don't leave the house they have nothing to do but sleep and do this dumbshit
>>683556645
See? /b/ can be a container for reasonable, rational debate. A gentleman's club. I tip my fedora to you.
>>683556645
look i could keep arguing with you but it's obvious that you've already made your mind up. so here, why don't you have a banana
>>683557054
>>683557195
Here's your (You)
That you've so desperately wanted
>>683557403
Thanks, Lori
check it out guys i put a crown royal cap on my ballsack and took a picture
>>683557771
more original than 65% of the other images in this thread
>>683534615
Why was this video posted around here so often? I dont get it.
>>683540959
At least the banana had an origin, this is just: "The banana was funny so a picture of a pear will be funny too right??" Its just forced and playing off of the banana.
>>683543033
>le summer /b/
>>683558647
it's not summer get a fucking colander you dumbass
Fuck off, Nanafags
>>683551484
Lost
>>683540675
rule 15, fucker
>>683552438
How about you give your mother the abortion she always dreamed of and, stop jacking off to hurt kids?
>>683549355
ex fucking dee
>>683543774
Lost.
>>683534615
Andreas is a classic already.
He is a brony, he is racist, he is probably a virgin, and he even claim that he would like to fuck kittens, pregnant kittens in the ass, so he is also probably a furry
The /b/ you knew in the past is gone
the days of funny threads and habbo raids will never come back it is just bananas and pears and traps and fluffy ponies from now on
this thread gave me cancer
>>683561147
I hope one day you have a child and is kidnapped and sodomized to death by a nigger
>>683551484
Lost. Fuck
>>683545842
Your rage feeds the shitposters. Look, both those memes are pretty stupid and forced but I end up laughing at all the kuks raging "Muh ylyl, it's full of banana!" Is it that difficult to just scroll past?
>>683545893
I shouldn't have lost to this
the banana and the pear are no different from the shit that would be posted in a ylyl thread
tired reposts that haven't been funny in ages if thy ever were funny at all
/b/ is just the same shit over and over again as soon as something 404s it gets reposted
awesome if it's your firt day but it sucks for anyone here longer than a week
>>683543611
Same
