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Why are you fags maining him?
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>>683532839
because I like one-shotting people with OP weapons and having an OP ultimate and having an on-demand wallhack

I mean if I'm mcree I have to shoot them in the head like 2 times and I can't get people through walls with my ult so why would I play such a shitty hero
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I don't play him, but his sonar arrows are a big help when used strategically, as well as the ricochet arrows for forcing enemies back
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>>683532839
still not as OP as Bastion imo
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I main genji, couldn't get the hang of gook arrow
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>>683532839
Weeeeeeeeebs
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>>683532839
Tracer best girl
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Lucio master race. You're welcome faggots
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>>683533923
jet set nigger
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>>683533999
kek
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I hate all the asian people in that game
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>not maining Junkrat.

It's like you fags main bastion or skmething stupid.
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>>683533923
this guy gets it...
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>>683534647
Worst costume, kill self
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>>683534647
Junkrat
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>>683534855
Calm dowb tracer main. Not my fault that you keep getting fucked by my mine trap combo.
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>>683533923
disqusting
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I want Hanzo to stick his arrow up my boipussy
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Ive played ark: Sotf since its creation.

The bow is a better version of ark's.
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>>683533923

nah mercy tho
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>>683533923
im legit upset i am going to lose this hockey skin when beta ends.
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>>683533923
just a shitty no skill version of zen
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>>683535011
Roadhog best, You bad
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>not maining the waifu or McCree
please
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>>683533290
Bastion is only good in scrubtiers, he's not picked in higher skill play because he's too easy to counter.

Zarya masterrace reporting in. In russia, game plays you.
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>>683536417
>tracer
>waifu
stap, having that annoying fucking british accent saying
>you alright luv
>you gonna cum soon luv?
>lets try that again luv
>this is beginning to feel like deja vu luv
would make me homicidal
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nah,im JunkRat and D.Va player.
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>>683536156
Good to know you need somebody with a healing ability to play the game ,nerd. Can't memorize where the health packs are fatty?
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>>683536869
Are you retarded? What "high tier" are you playing? I spectated a game between invite/open tf2 players and all they did was exploit bastion and other autistic op heroes.
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>>683535395
Mercy is pretty great I will admit that. I always enjoy healing alongside her.
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>>683537012
>#worth
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>>683536417
Disgusting tracer mains. Always need to blink and use rewind. How about just stamp a good ol' "I need to escape because I suck at shooting" on yer forehead, mate.
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Well I played Mei 20 games in a row, and have yet to die... will they nerf this ice chink?
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>>683537694
Chinks on ice.
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>>683537667
I'll see you in the battlefield, luv~
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>>683537694
shes like zarya
once people understand that shooting the shield is bad she becomes pretty weak
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>>683536869
Bastion is good if supported correctly, shove a Reinhart in front of him or dump Winston shields on him he can hold a choke point solo with his damage.
ofc there are counters, namely Pharah and maybe Junkrat, but in general its stupidly strong on defense maps
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Why are you not using rango or naruto anons?
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>>683537943
I'll fuck you up with my frags '>>683538035
luv'. Years of loch n load prepared me to smash tracer mains like you.
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>>683538085
naruto is p good
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Why don't we divert our attention to how we're going to torture that overweight bucktoothed ice chink
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>>683538171
I was best scout in TF2, luv~
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>>683538171
joj nice, m8 i nolifed the loch and direct hit so i could deal with scouts too
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my mains are junkrat, Dva and Symmetra.
Symmetra when played correctly is a fucking beast and great for the team.
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>>683538304
Disgusting scout mains. At least two rockets should kill you filthy degenerates.
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Zen is my main and my guilty pleasure is playing the waifu D.Va
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>>683538634
What, luv?
Can't hear you all the way down the scoreboard :c
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Nice transition from my many years of playing a frost mage in WoW :-)
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>>683538830
>literally every hat painted pink
>taunts after every kill
>uses cancerous Lenny bind after every kill

What's not to hate
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>>683537410
Im not sure exactly how the matchmaking works, but we're all around level 20-50, and i havent seen a bastion in a long time. And when he's picked he doesnt do shit. Sure you can form a team entirely around defending the bastion, but then you get a hanzo against you, his ult kills bastion through shields and RIP capture point.

>>683538067
Like i mentioned, it takes too much dedication to make him work, which can instantly be countered anyways. His ult is still godtier, but he doesnt have the impact to be useful up till the ult. Defending is way harder than attacking already too, you want tanky characters and mobile ones to have somewhat of a chance.
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>>683538984
this is what im dreading, all the blizzard casuals come swarming in from dota and kill the game
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>>683538830
I can't hear you from all that smashing of your blink key because you can't land a single shot.
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>>683539164
I tried to break the mold and not be like that lmao
I actually hate those, too
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>>683538984
yeah lucky they made it especially easy to play ice chink
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>>683532839
he's just fun
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>>683539366

I've played WoW since Vanilla, how does that make me a casual?
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>>683532839
>implying
I main Bastion.
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>>683539164
you forgot the lime green miscs
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>>683539391
>mashing
>skill has cooldown

ok
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>>683532839
99% of Hanzo and Widowmaker do jack shit
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>>683538782
D.VA best girl tbh
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>>683534647

Somebody gets it
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Anyone who uses automatic/spray weapons of any sort you are a scrub
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>>683539690
>mmorpg
>not casual
???
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>>683533923
kill yourself dan
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>>683538984

>the timid nerdy girl who puts up walls

it's almost too perfect.

i'd like to see what she looks like under those layers, though.
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Riven master race
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>Buying into Blizzards viral marketing and actually playing their Unreal Tournament/TF2 bastard child of a game
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>>683539242
lol dude that's in game level, I was watching people that are going to be pro players and winning tournaments when the game actually becomes competitive (unlike the retarded cs players like steel that think they are pro overwatch players)
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>>683540240
That chick isn't in the game poser.
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>>683539942

Lol ok what do you play, sir epic gamerbro?
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>>683539704
All I ever see tracers do is just blink and rewind. Almost like they are cowards or something.

Whatever as long as you group up with me and flank them I could care less what you play. I'll Allah Akbar with my mine and frags.
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Tank master race reporting in
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>>683540240
Sorry wrong pic
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>>683540303
>mad kid that most likely calls every company "shills"
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Reinhardt for days you fucking faggots.
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>PLAYING OVERWATCH
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>>683540497
>Play the shit out of German suplex shield man
>Open the Lionhart skin
>Realize I dont get to keep it.
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>>683539242
>scrub spotted
Ultimate Tier Bastion here.
I've never lost to anyone in a bastion so please stop spreading your lies.
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>>683540430
Overwatch is def more team oriented, and I'm usually helping team getting behind Reinhardts with shields up.
While I do consider Tracer my main, she's only really helpful in attack maps.
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>>683540844
i know that feel man, i got 2 Reinhardt skins and i bet ill never get them on live
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>>683540712
Sorry I actually have standards and don't enjoy Blizzards desperate attempts to stay relevant after finally realizing that their baby (WoW) is slowly dying
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>2016
>Playing a Battleborn clone.
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>>683537375
Madcuzbad
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>>683541348
Blizzards marketing spent a bunch of money advertising it online and on television so that must mean it's good!!!!!
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>>683541163

>desperate attempt to stay relevant
>has the 2 biggest player bases for games in WoW and Hearthstone

sure smells like bullshit overhear
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>>683540851
Damn, you have me convinced, i cant argue against those 0 points youve made. Maybe i was wrong, maybe the completely stationary, team dependent dps is the way to go.
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>>683541724
>Not know that WoW's subscription base has been rapidly declining since 2012
>Implying that Hearthstone will come close to making up for it
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>>683542078
no shit wows subs have been declining for years, yet its still MILLIONS above any other competitor.
as for hearthstone, you're fucking deluded if you don't think they are making stupid amounts of fucking money off that game, hearthstone is easily their biggest earner right now by a HUGE margin
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>>683534647
>Junkrat.
You mean Demoman?
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>>683541348
>2016
>Some idiot paying full price for a game that is not even half good as its cheaper competitor
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Just one smack faggot
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>>683542344
His entire point is that WoW is on its way to becoming irrelevant, and that Blizzard is trying to desperately to viral their other shitty games so they have something to fall back on when WoW finally bites the dust.
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>>683539366
Oh no more players, that would be terrible
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>>683532839

Because i can get like 30 kills with bastion.
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McCREE BEST GIRL
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>>683532839
i love huntsman (no homo)
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>>683542703
as terrible as all bastion teams?
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Mei is love, Mei is life
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>>683542452
>2 game modes
>better
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>>683542452
>Some idiot paying full price for a game that is not even half good as its cheaper competitor

Yeah, why would anyone spend money on these shitty copy-cats when you can just play the already well established competitor for free.
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>not maining genji

wow guys you really aren't getting it huh?
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>>683542344
Wow is going to die because blizz let those shit eating forum whiners who hate actually playing the game get their way and cancered up the game with autistic levels of easy modes to the point where you have to be a huge fucking moron to be able to die. Fuck that game and its bland shit
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>>683542646
But they're not, Hearthstone has already accomplished that, what ever they;re doing now is just to make more money because they can, oh and move in on as many e-sports categories as they can.
My point is its isn't a "desperate ploy to stay relevant" its a "well we're pretty fucking set right now, lets try and take over something else because we can"
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>>683542988
bastion is not that great.
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>>683532839

I love Hanzo, but I hate other Hanzos.

>completely wreck other team
>go 40-11, capture and hold objectives by myself as Mei
>game ends
>Hanzo gets play of the game
>LOL HURR DUR RAPID FIRE ARROW DEAL 1 DAMAGe, PICK OFF 6 PEOPLE IN A ROW
>I get into the voting for "got 3 gold medals :^)"

Classic Overwatch.
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>>683542344
>>683542646
>>683543186

Sad but true all of it.
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>>683536869

What the fuck are you shilling? You can make Bastion unkillable with the right support
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>>683542988

I was just fighting control against all bastion and reaper team. we never got close.
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>>683543307
I get that Hearthstone probably brings in some good cash for Blizzard, but I doubt it comes anywhere close to what WoW brought in during its hay-day.
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>>683543464

They won't change the balancing issues, but they'll remove a butt-pose because literally one person called it out.

Classic Blizz.
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>>683543584
See what happens if you use genji against him. You will understand as soon as you get over "maining" heroes
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>>683543584
Like ive said, you dedicate a lot for something thats easily countered in the end. A hanzo ult will still kill bastion with support. You can also kill him with tracer sticky, or simply a lucio speed boost to push past quickly with some tanky heroes.
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>>683543848
>mfw I remember back when they released that shitty unicorn skin for WoW and made like 2 million dollars in like an hour from it

It was that moment I knew Blizzards inner jew came out and WoW was ruined for good
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>>683543928

I've played a good amount of Bastion, and never has a Genji been able to do anything to me aside from maybe picking me off at low HP. What's the shittiest class in the game going to do against Damage-Output: The Class?

If you think it's because all Genjis I've fought are bad, then you're just trying too hard for this argument m8.
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>>683544146

Hey man, if you want to waste your Ultis to kill one person, that's your call. But it's better to use them for spacing and putting up walls.
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>>683537177
Me tooooooo yesss
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>>683543848

Blizz we knew is long gone, it's nothing but a money vacuuming machine to keep the investors happy.

The whole team is nothing but angry and bitter devs who hate you for no liking their idea or playing the game the way they envisioned in their perfect little game.

They're not even legally allowed to fix long broken issues or give players what they want. Investors want new products rolling out and money rolling back in like clockwork.

All of which scares the fuck out of me.
Same deal with Bungie making Destiny 2 already before being in 1/10 of the original lifespan of Destiny 1
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>>683537177

That seems to be the hipster class-set right there. Which beats Meme-Team Bastion + Tracer or something, but ehh...
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>>683532839
Because its High Nooon
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>>683544303
>If you think it's because all Genjis I've fought are bad, then you're just trying too hard for this argument m8.
You just played both sides of your own argument, just get gud scrub. Press E with genji and bastion is kill
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>>683542394
Yes. Junkrat is love. Junkrat is life. Though he does have by far the worst skins in the game
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>>683544825
this
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>>683544825

>falling for Genji reflect

Who even does that past their first few times facing him?
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>>683536417

Not much damage and the zip around power is annoying and hard to control in tight spaces.
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I really love playing Zen.
I want to play Mei but since i generally fill I never find myself playing her.
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mei is bae
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>>683543834
last earning report i can find for HS was a year ago and it was pulling $20mill a month from micro transactions, since then they've released several "expansions" and new buyable hero things and gained what? double the player base if not more and its ever growing.

Now factor in the actual production cost being a HELL of a lot cheaper than WoW and the fact that the player base is still growing, the profit margin on hearthstone is probably as good as or better than wow at its peak
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>>683540430
They have among the lowest health in the game, that's why they move so much
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>>683534647
finally a smart anon
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>>683544926
What are you going to do? Just not shoot at him.
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>>683545108

Yeah? His piss damage output isn't table to take you down before he stops reflecting. I see no problem here.
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He kinda reminds me of Mitsurugi from Soul Calibur appearance-wise. That's mainly why I use him. Wouldn't say I main him but he's in my character rotation and I really like him.
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>>683545108
actually yeh, he cant attack during his reflect, so wait the 3 seconds then melt him....
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>>683534647

Why is this the fan-Hero character? He's just a pipe-spammer who has no alternate method of play like Demoman does with his Stickies/Melee.
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>>683544559
Its not just wasting the ult for one person, after killing him he is a non-factor because he wont be able to re-deploy in any decent position for the point. So you kill him with an ult, and possibly his supports as well (if he doesnt have supports he is killed so easily that its actually a joke) and then you take the point. For the next point you probably have another ult, you kill him again and win.
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>>683544923
Speak for yourself. Joker is only of the most well suited costumes for any character in that game. I bet you main bastion or use that shit wood skin.
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>>683542314
>Zenyatta 2.75 hrs
>Roadhog 45 minutes
Zenyatta master race muh nigga
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>>683545444

Ehh, if said Bastion just wants to camp points, I guess so. But I don't see that too often now at the end of the Beta. Most of them actually go in and find spots close to the frontlines.
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>>683533923
Is this some kind of a LOL rip off?
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>>683534647
ShitRat isnt worth maining, boring as fuck and cancer. Pick a real main like Genji or Widow
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Reaper is the only playable option faggots
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>>683533416
I'm really upset that I'm going to lose all my unlocks for Genji. Rest in peace Nomad skin, you were nice.
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Genji is op as fuck
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>>683544559
this is a mindset a lot of people need to get out of, "saving" your ult cos you wanna be greedy and get 3 or 4 kills off it is usually worse then popping it and taking 1 or 2 guys a non factor for a period of time.
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>>683545761

>Widow

Muh nigga.

Anyone else out here think Mei is busted? She's one of my mains just because I can solo entire teams and win games basically by myself.
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I wish this had become the mmo it was supposed to be instead of a game I'll be over in 2-3 months
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>>683545466
>Junkrat is love. Junkrat is life
bruh I enjoy the hell out of playing him. I just dont like his skins
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>>683545846
nah just need to fight her from farther ranges
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>>683545814

Like I said, I use my Ultis(most anyways) for spacing. Like, to push enemies back or make a wall between us as a buffer in the battle. Definitely smarter than using it to kill one tough enemy.
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>>683544926
Literally everyone.

>sage
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>>683532839

Just so I understand. Blizz ripped off.

>TF2
>League of Legends
>CS:GO
>Big Hero 6
>Ratchet & Clank
>DOTA 2
>Power Rangers
>Moble App micro transactions

Mashed it all together, sprinkled some tried SJW tears on top and slapped on a 60 dollar fee and you still can cough up money for in game gear?

Now that is evil.
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>>683545987

>most characters need to be within her frost gun range to fight her

y-yeah
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Soldier 76 best hero
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>>683533923
Pump it up
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>>683545761
I'm sorry you keep getting killed by the bouncing bombs. They are unpredictable at times beause of snipers who stay in one place for too long.

Also who mains that fucking shit hero genjew?
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>>683545615
Well, sure, but pushing past frontlines is done really quickly with some coordination. Attackers win way more than defenders for a reason. Im sure as attacker i have 80% winrate, defender not even close. Im sure its possible to play a bastion well by re-deploying often and being very clever, but i havent seen anyone pull it off yet. Its a character thats probably the lowest skillcap to do well with in low tier matches, but really high skillcap to do anything in higher tier matches.
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>>683545682

So much of it is it's amazing riot isn't suing.
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>>683532839
Because scatter arrow into the ground right in front of anyone is a one shot.
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>>683546127

There's a picture where every character is replaced by a popular gaming character. It's literally the most uninspired roster of characters ever. Blizz didn't even try.
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>>683546127
Don't be such a jew
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Pudgehog best hog, environment kills all day bois
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>>683545444
>Ultimate Tier Bastion here.
...how many garbage players have you faced?

I never campussy the point unless we're like 1 minute out from a win and they try to rush it.

Otherwise I'm in one of two spots. Up front melting them as soon as they round the corner or in the back in a sniper position to avoid melee and upclose characters.

You also seem to think I use or even need supports. I don't. I heal myself, Bastions heal only takes 2 or 3 uninterrupted seconds. All I do is spam suppressing fire until they fall baking or die and heal, rinse repeat. There's literallyno way to die as Bastion unless you're retarded.
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>>683546262

Can't say I agree at all. It's possible we've encountered vastly different Bastion players, but a majority of players(meme.jpg) seems to agree that he's just too strong and needs drop-off on his minigun.
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>>683546239
>shit hero genjew
>mains junkrait

kill yourself
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>>683543329
I know, it's fucking stupid
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>>683546127
But there really isn't any real original content in gaming anymore. So Im not sure what your getting at.
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>>683546127
except lol/dota came from warcraft
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>>683546347
pics or it didnt happen
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>>683539691
Than fuck you you piece of shit
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>>683537177
Same
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>>683546925

Pretty sure I saw it in this thread. Look around.
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Somehow I don't feel the competive, adrenaline feeling of this game like I had when playing CS or UT and Quake. Something is really lacking
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>>683546839
This
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>>683546839
Dota came from warcraft, LoL came from dota
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>>683546265
it's amazing blizz didn't sue riot for reskining warcraftIII :/
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>>683546127
...except they literally ripped off Battleborn.

They even stated multiple times that Overwatch is just the reused resources of failed project TITAN and they didn't want to lose the money they spent developing it.
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>>683546612
Still mad that you keep getting two shot by good Basedrat players, huh?
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>>683546127
They're hypocrites too

They threatened to file a lawsuit against Valve over Dota 2 because they used heroes and their likeness from Dota 1. Blizzard claimed that they owned the rights to Dota 1 because it was made for their game, not the modders that actually developed and popularized it.

Valve had to rename and redesign a lot of things because blizzards were being a bunch of Jews and Valve just wanted to avoid the lawsuit.
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>>683547067
except that its not
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>>683546127
you mean 40?
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>>683546839
Dota was made by modders, Warcraft 3 was just the base they used to make it on.

Blizzard does not own the rights to dota just because they developed it for their game.
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>>683547226

>kill Junkrat
>walk two steps forward
>nigger's pipebombs he drops upon death kill me
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I play Lucio, Symmetra and Rienhardt.

I really like their playstyles idk why
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>>683546955
But, but I just want to win.

It's a game of who is the most OP, can't I just use the OP character until he's nerfed?
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>>683547226
nah, most of them aim like somalis. Pretty easy to give them the dva dick
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>>683545927
Watchu talkin' about, Anon?
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>>683547560

59.99 USD. It's more in other countries.
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Is the main game going to have any new and more content and game modes than the beta or is the beta pretty much the whole game.
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>>683547575
Im sure there is something in the TOS on warcraft 3 about map making and game creation
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>>683547575
Trust me, with the right lawyer, they do.
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>>683547556

Well color my dick purple-- I must be imagining shit.

Just know it had Nana from Ice Climbers as Ice Chink. That should tell you all you need to know.
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>>683547879
The beta is the whole game. More maps, but no campaign or anything.
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>>683536417
>>683537177
>>683538782

>Actually not maining the queen
nigga
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>>683546561
Whatever, if youre convinced bastion is good then fine. I havent seen one in about 30 matches, probably more, and when i saw that one we pushed past him in with no effort and he switched character.
As ive played more and gotten better, about level 25 now, ive seen fewer and fewer Bastions, now to the point of not seeing a single one. And when i do its basically a free win.
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>>683547575
technically they do, you agree to it in the licencing, its their engine and their base art assets so its belongs to them regardless of what people do in it.
much like you cant just download unreal or cry-engine and publish a game on it without buying their permission, blizzard never gave permission.
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>>683548050

The booty-- It's just--
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>>683548061

Sorry to burst your bubble m8, most people know Bastion is too strong.
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>>683548050

It looks smaller now in game than it did in the original adds and pictures. I think they actually did reduce the size but only just enough to barely notice but not anger the SJW who don't actually play the game.
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>>683548061
>but muh level = skill
Whatever, if you're convinced that you're straight ok.
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>>683547579
Good. Revenge kill by bombs after death induced rage in most players.
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>>683548345

It's mainly annoying because it's just another thing in a game with 3000 classes I have to remember after killing a Junkrat.
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>>683548262
Most people are also in the scrubtiers of the game.

>>683548344
Theres no way to reference skill yet but only time played/level.
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>>683545805
>arguably hardest to play character in the game
>OP
I think you missed something yo.
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>>683547862
If you're paying $60, you're getting ripped off. It's $40 for the base game. Look it up.
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>>683548061
The only people that kill me are, ding ding ding, Widowmakers.
2 hits from her sniper and it's lights out.

Otherwise, you're full of anal excretion.
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>>683548182

Couldn't resist the booty when I started, its just a plus shes an awesome character when played well.

>And the voice
>HRNGGGGGGGG
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>>683548502

>scrubtiers
>game is in beta

Please stop, my sides--!
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>>683547745
Dva? You mean easy frags to the face-Va? That bitch can't get close, mine where she's headed and she can't do dick when her guns only do close range dmg. Little bottle has two lives too, when mine is off cd, easy trap and mine combo.
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>>683548616
this
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>>683547575
Oh yeah, sorry I was being so broad and non exact. I remember playing tower defence custom maps and shit. I'd side with Valve b/c biased.
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>>683548684

As someone who is actually french, no her voice is terrible. It's sounds like an american doing a bad french accent.
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>>683548684

>best booty of 20xx
>sexy Francais accent
>skin-tight suit
>badass character

I'm in love, I tell ya'.
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>>683548320

I think they did it with everyone, god forbid everyone does those behind the back "victory poses" and they have dat ass
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>>683548704
her defense matrix blocks all of your grenades and mines. boost+matrix gets you close and close range cannons maturbate on you while youre still reloading your golfball launcher.
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>>683548616

$60 is console version only.

"hurr durr console plebs--"

It's not our fault Blizzard are a bunch of jews.
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>>683548685
What does that have to do with anything? are you saying that people cant be good or bad based because the game isnt fully released?
Oh wait, this is bait right. Damn.

>>683548668
Oh comeon theres no way youre dying to a widowmaker as a bastion. Now im just baffled.
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>>683533416
genji mains for life

genji is easily the highest skill cap hero
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>>683549206

>no way you're getting two-shotted by a Sniper who can two-shot a Bastion

wat

Anyways, you're trash. Good night my boi'.
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>>683549152
No, is $40, you dense fucking nigger.
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who Widowmaker + Roadhog here?
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>>683533923
He's so fucking good and fun.
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>>683549350
no really, you're wrong. Consoles only have the origin edition available
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>>683548616
>>683548722
>>683549350

Prove it.
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>>683549004
>>683549017

...she's Australian you retarded Betas.
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>>683549342

He's such trash, in a game where the rest of the cast are all really, really good in their own merit.

If they just gave him a little bump, maybe he wouldn't be hard as hell to play.
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>>683549347
Its not about how fast you die to it, but actually even being hit by a sniper. Shit positioning, shit player. Goodnight.
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>>683536417
Mercy is best waifu.
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>>683549136
Just don't shoot when it's up. It's literally noticeable, after one frag I'll know when it's up. If she gets too close then I mine jump put of there creating distance and shot my frag load on her big mech, destroying it easily. Letting you run away or shoot me with your pathetic pistol.
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>>683549515

You're not even being funny.
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>>683549515

At first I thought you were serious, then I realized--

Good one m8.
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>>683549004

I understand that, I speak a little french and my best friend and his family are french, definitely not a great accent, but at least fits the character in a sexy way.

>>683549017
Fo real my nigga
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>>683549551
you being shit doesnt make him trash
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>>683549555
what does positioning have to do with it, the widow sees where you are and fucks you because you can't move

source: play widow
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>>683549506
Only on preorder. The $40 version will be available after launch.
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>>683549774

>character has 0 damage output
>my fault

I'm sorry? I only play classes that can actually help the team without relying on their Ulti.
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>>683549017
>>683549768
http://www.strawpoll.me/10157863/r only seven people voted for her ;_;
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>>683549768

Her accent in french even spoken is as bad as Kate Beckinsale's accent in Van Helsing
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>>683549924
he relies on his combos and shift reset. auto+melee+shift is a basic combo. if you learned how he works mechanically you'd be able to do work with him.
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https://youtu.be/jn14Jzwo4Mw

#itsnotporn
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>>683549822
This. When I'm stationary by the time she hits me once it's done, in the few seconds it takes me to be mobile again she's already got the second one off.
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>>683550227

Nice combo when you get assfucked due to your low max HP m8.
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>>683550227
It's also super useful that he is so vertically capable. Just bounce around and hit people constantly.
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>>683538984
She's so goddamn annoying.
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>>683550509
again, dont be shit. try to learn him you nigger
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>>683549152
It's not Blizzard's fault here. Consoles have licencing to deal with. That's why games on PC are always cheaper.
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>>683532839

I like the lore, character and settings but there's no way in hell blizz is going to make me believe there's a a gleaming high tech city in aids and muslim filled west africa.
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Just an FYI I only main Bastion because all the other characters are squishy Posts.
Seriously, they need to rebalance this game. It's like CoD unless you're a tank.
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Does anyone have mei R34 yet?
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>>683550743

Trust me, it's most definitely Blizzard's fault. I wouldn't put anything past them.

>>683550614

Nice b8, try again m8.
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>>683532839
He sucks dick why would anyone main him? I haven't played anything, but Winston and he shits on everyone.
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>>683550614
>learn him
or
>pick another more OP character
Hmm, tough choice here, which one will help the team more?
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>>683549514
Go to their website, you mongoloid.
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I don't understand what's so new about Overwatch. All it is is a weaboo's wet dream for Team Fortress 2.
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A-any Mercy mainers here?
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>>683532839
Actually I main Lucio. Even had a couple of rounds where I healed through Hanzo's utter bullshit (heal and shield I should clarify)
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>>683551005
Genji's really fun once you get him down imo. and hes offense so if you're good enough with him, you bring to the table what any offense is supposed to.
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I main young genji
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>>683533923
Let's break it DOWN!
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I thnk the thing that pisses me off the most with Overwatch, is that with the budget that went into making all those neat little promos and character intro, could of gone into a damn campaign/story mode, atleast get it half done. I don't play FPS often, but I was willing to give overwatch a shot because the world and characters seemed interesting. But now that I know they're not gonna do anything with said world and Characters, my time just feels wasted, might aswell just play something else.
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>>683551054

Wait you actually payed real world money for this thing?
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>>683540164
more rule 34 on OW
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>>683551271
Orr...
>Pick more OP character
>Casually rekt other players without trying
>Easy wins for the team
I think there's a problem here that Blizzards needs to fix.
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>>683551207

As a dick sucking healer i'm going to have a good times playing as her.

I've had a couple of curious questions obviously nothing as much as wow healing and LoL support but there's always someone in need of a BJ.
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>>683551473
>>683551577
ice chink so hawt
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>>683551447
The game is a money grab dude.
See >>683547202
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>>683534647
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>maining
>overwatch
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>>683535395
Mercy is the shit, i second zenyatta
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GENJI MASTER RACE
>Hugh skill cap
>ability to outplay any other hero
>plus he's a flippin ninja
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>>683533923
THIS MAH JAM
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>>683551633
Anon, sorry for bursting your bubble, but you should know that
>some people enjoy playing more difficult characters, because they feel more rewarding to those people
Not everyone wants ez wins, they enjoy difficulty and adversity
That being said, genji is boring af
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>>683547202
>...except they literally ripped off Battleborn.
please explain, im interested
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>>683551447

It also makes no sense for the Overwatch team to fight each other since they mostly were allies fighting the robots or whatever.
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>>683552248
the developement team has stated multiple times that the gameplay is not canon
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>>683552248
It's one of those games where there's no real story, so you have to read the lore they write up in the office durring downtime.
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more OW porn?
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>>683552392
>>683552555

This is why i'm really surpised the AI battles are against characters and not generic robots.
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>>683552555
Checked
Trips of truth.
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Roadhog is my main. I love catching tracers and little weak ninja faggots for a good ass fuck
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>>683542646
>popular things are gay xd
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So to get the story do I need to go their website or something sucks there is no campaign.
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>>683552715
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>>683542314
probably most fun i ever had, definitely one of my favs, along with soldier 76
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>>683545682
No or it'd be a pile of shit
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>>683533923
Played him for over 14 hours now. Easily the most powerful for team sustainability.
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OVERWATCH MAIN DESIGNATION:

Hero: Target-audience for such hero

Genji: Weeb pre-teen or manchild
McCree: Edgy 20 something, unemployed and suffered heavy bullying during high school
Pharah: Gundam-fag, Light Assault from PS2 fag.
Reaper: Powerless teenager brimming with impotent rage.
Soldier76: Normal person, probably a cool guy.
Tracer: Tryhard or chronic masturbator.

Bastion: People that have literally zero skill, blind, handicaped, Michael J Fox.
Hanzo: Living failures addicted to japanese culture that keep wondering how their life would've been if only they were born in Japan.
Junkrat: No one mains Junkrat, you are just playing one to get rid of a Bastion camper.
Mei: Insecure weebfags.
Torbjorn: No skill in FPS at all so you play this shit so you can get the illusion that you are helping.
Widowmaker: Real life loser with no friends, misantropic, lives with his mom.

D.Va: Gundam-fag with extra weeb.
Reinhardt: Zero skill but still want to get the illusion that you are helping. Will often suicide pin by mistake and play it off as you meant it because you are so le quirky and randum.
Roadhog: Zero skill but too proud to play Bastion or Reinhardt, likes to think of themselves as a "joker".
Winston: 1% cool people, 99% underachievers that thought they were smart all their lives until they got to college and realized they are just regular.
Zarya: Special-snowflakes desperate for attention.

Lucio: Tryhard faggots that use tierlists for every decision in their lives.
Mercy: No-personality wastes of skin with zero skill that want to feel accpeted.
Symmetra: Special snowflake trolbjorn.
Zenyatra: Special-snowflake weebfag.
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>>683548684
>And the voice
French? Seriously? Makes me puke.
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>>683550573
this

>>683550614
and this
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>>683555600
French accents are fucking sexy.
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>>683555367
Soldier 76 is pretty edgy.
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>>683556485
looks healthy
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shit tier games flooding the industry. i can't wait till the crash.
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>>683556428
uuuuurgh, you can have them all
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>>683532839
Shits op what do you expect.
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>>683541348
>battleborn clone
>They both have classes, that means they're clones!!1!11!
kill yourself
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