Waifu claiming thread. >Smug of smug The rules are very
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: your waifu is as okay as my waifu
Shinoa claimed
Obligatory claim.
>>683532007
Hello again ruri
>>683531948
Naps are great ideas. The fuck are you on about?
Akiko claimed
>>683530105
looks like 4chin fucked up again
>>683530215
Okay so I've been thinking for a while and here's a list of things I've eaten that aren't vanilla
>crocodile
>reef sharks
>urchin
>superworm
>scorpion
>kangaroo
>zebra
>snails
>grasshopper
>stingray
I'm forgetting a bunch
>>683530239
I'm a switch/primal myself but I cannot stand cucks at all. I know my dad is one and I look at him with contempt and confusion. i don't think it should be associated with femdom. It's more about the man than the woman I think
>>683530889
>off by one
Okay, here I go
Satisfying trio.
Miho claimed
>Shizuru get!
>Tired of lurking edition
claim i hope cow grill gets here soon i like the pic with teh baby cow
>>683532232
>>683531611
It was a joke about McMurray being on fire
madomado
Megumin claimed
>Drinking edition
I'm still here...
Aizawa Nagisa claim
my All Might/fist build in DS3 is proving quite the challenge at later stages.
>>683532406
Oh. The bbq went great. Doesn't get better than 2.2k houses and 5 human beings mmmm m! Tastes like Mugis cooking
How's everyone's night going?
>Best idol claimed
Tsuyu claimed.
>>683532202
Hello again, Yuuko.
Hope your night has been relaxing.
>>683532555
Noticed.
>And checked.
Vel'koz claimed
>>683531431
I'd think less hugbox is good. I'm not into RP at all and I find it incredibly cringey. But I'm pretty sure that can't be the only thing that's pissing them off. Then again, I don't expect you to know what's going on inside their heads either
>>683531529
That fucking pussy bitch doesn't even have lush purple eyes like me that can fire lazors
>>683532866
nano
>>683532555
i was worried glad you are
>>683532687
>Mugi
yo nigga
>>683531948
reminder ~~
see you're waifu every day or take it with you !
Claiming
How are you waifus
>>683532824
Hello.
>>683533038
Why would you be worried?
>>683532866
>>683532929
Go on.
>>683533187
venom's
>>683533127
>it
>>683533333
>>683533187
Fine fine. How're you?
>>683532555
>checked and noticed
Hey there Ellen, back for more I see
>>683533333
>CHECKED
>H
>E
>C
>K
>E
>D
the full band version of Fude Pen ~Ball Pen~ doesnt have shit on the YuiAzu version lmao
>>683533333
NICE QUINTS
>>683533246
just like seeing regulars :)
>>683533333
>>683533333
Nice quints
>>683533333
>checked
This is interesting
>>683532109
Best claim. Tbh
>>683532202
>hello again Ruri. I'm going to specificallycall out to you so you will actually answer me. WHY DOES NO OME TALK TO BUG EYES!?!??! :'(
>>683532434
Hey moo. I have a question for you.
Would you milk me?
>>683532929
>keyano
Laughed because that's a college in Fort McMurray. Lol its probably in cinders now
>>683533391
>>683532252
Never heard of superworm til now
>>683532339
Tired? What's up mang?
>>683532540
Game doesn't have army battle?
>>683532555
Hi
>>683532736
Did a 100 question A&P. Every high else should be easy right?
>>683532866
The bot
>>683533187
Good mang. You?
>>683533333
Checked
>>683533333
>checked
>>683533390
Spider girls are icky
>>683533507
Drinkin about to play csgo
>>683533333
Go on. Yes go on ALL OVER ME
FUCKIN CHECKED
QOTT: Who would you consider regulars to these threads??
>>683533551
You gave me a spark of inspiration
>>683533720
Looks like my when my asshole is itchy but I'm talking to my boss. Except with my ass cheeks and not massive anime tiddies
>>683533487
>>683533512
>>683533625
>>683533629
>>683533647
>>683533704
>>683533720
Thanks
>>683533743
No.
>>683533652
I beg to differ, your waifu is far superior.
>>683533551
But I've only been here a day or two...
>>683533512
I guess.
>>683533704
Hello.
>>683533720
not when they are dominatrix spidey girls
>>683533822
Thread Oldfag reporting in
Claimed. Grant Macdonald is my hero.
>>683533333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnaygBUOJJo
CHECKED
>>683533652
Don't worry flower, plenty of people talk to me.
Being popular is more of a curse. Many anons carried that burden and left.
Glad you didn't burn down superior claim. *wink*
>>683533704
Mm? Nah just got tired of playing overwatch so now i'm poking around here.
That's not a smug picture. Who are you and what have you done with the real Shinoa?
>>683533720
Sounds like a pretty good time.
>>683534012
Solid claim.
>>683533704
It's mostly politics, you declare wars and raise armies, but you don't get to lead a battle
>>683533943
My waifu is a shit pick lol. I only picked her because I think she's adorable. And the stuff I say just really isn't cute. At all. I thought it'd be funny.
Regardless. The best claim is here
>>683534031
What's up superior Maka?
>>683532929
yuuko
>>683533333
repeating digits
what do you want us to go on about?
>>683533704
hey there, hows your day going?
>>683533928
But why
>>683533980
Too many legs and eyes
And dat thickness
>>683533704
Good
I could use a drinking game though
>>683534142
Somebody should join me
>>683534031
liar!
>>683534003
Glad you're still here
>>683533822
you now
Curie claimed
I have decided to go to the doctor to see what is wrong with me. Nothing is working and I don't know how to fix it and its making my depression much worse. I don't know what else to do.
literally having a terrible fucking week. I hate my life
>>683533704
If you could survive that then it definitely should be.
>>683534184
Thanks cowboy.
>>683533822
where's Hand when you need him
>>683534069
Yeah? What's up you fucking walrus?
>>683534086
Kek
>>683534012
I would eat your waifu out SO HARD
>>683534303
Eh, it's just subjective I guess. Thanks though.
>>683534493
You're welcome Ram Rancher.
>>683533980
borderline lewd
>>683534362
Why to... what exactly?
>>683533822
A consistent patron who is recognized by nearly everyone else.
>>683533704
They taste like hazelnuts but their shields get between your teeth
>>683533822
>checked
Well I don't know all the oldfags but the people I see most regualrly are:
Megumin, Shinoa, Homura, Kyouko, Yuuko, Yui, Mugi, Tenryuu,Syndra, Tatsumaki, Karen, Galko, Milkanon, Bunny-anon and Shizuru
There's a bunch more but I can't remember them by name right now
>>683534535
lmao you wot?
>>683534303
>>683534423
Totally gonna sleep now. Promise. I just smelled a get and had to stay. Runner's instinct
Night!
>Eat healthy and exercise
>>683533980
I like you
>>683533980
Lol. I think Superior Maka killed your waifus husband
>>683534423
I haven't killed myself yet.
Don't worry, I'll make a final announcement before I do.
>>683534535
I'm sure Grant would eat you out too, right in the barn. So what's your lovely waifu's name?
>>683533333
Isn't this our second quints of the day?
>>683533652
That depends on the use of the word.
>>683534484
Well....that's one way to enter thread.
Hello.
>>683534900
farewell
>>683535024
at least wait for april 20th
>>683534848
Mugi looked like she was pretending to be a walrus with those chopsticks.
Have you never done that? I still do
>>683534484
What are your symptoms, big boy?
>>683533822
Anyone before last month tbh
>>683533935
Too cute!
>>683533958
What up with you?
>>683534142
I am the cute shinoa!
>>683534188
And trade stuff too I see. Like total war but total war leads armies to battle. Nothing like a good army leading witg legionnairies to attack a city with walls, mang
>>683534342
Good. Took a 100 question final. Everything else should be easy
>>683534362
Every lewd take a shot of whatever you have
>>683534484
About the masturebation thing?
>>683534489
HA! Psychology here I come!
>crying irl ;_;
>>683534730
Mmmm crunchy and full of protiens!
>>683535148
That's almost a year away.
I won't make any promises.
Notice me Senpai
>>683534342
Now kiss
>>683535138
No idea.
>>683535312
Thanks
claimed
>>683535349
B-but i love you~
Don't die.
hay guise
I want nothing more than to fall asleep again, just for like two hours. Gotta power through, though. Even though I still probably will crash.
>>683535026
>right in the barn
OHHH FUCK YES DADDY. MMHM YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW BIG MY KINK IS FOR FARMERS!
and her name is Marie Rose. She's from the Dead or Alive games
I never tried them. Just thoughtshe was cute and wanted to use her for these threads
>>683535312
But total war isn't as good with politics~
>Megumin
>>683535148
ok ill leave
>>683535306
about a week ago i started to be unable to feel sexual pleasure for no reason.
>>683535312
yes
I am having a bad week. I cant even fake being happy around my family. I have no motivation. I dont know what to do.
>>683534003
Hello oldfag, how do you feel about the way the thread has gone?
>>683534712
I don't recognize anyone except for Mugi, Yuuko, Shinoa and Akiko because they just appear to be always fucking here whenever I lurk
>>683535312
People don't tend to stick around long?
>>683535265
nah shes just being cute :)
i dont remember the last time i had a popsicle or something with one of those sticks
>>683535465
Jesus christ that's horrifying
>>683535668
It's shit.
>>683535465
Hey Frog legs
I could go for a snack
>>683534698
Why would scratch your itchy asshole on your boss
>>683535312
I want to get drunk not die of alchol poisoning
>>683535465
No you notice me
Senpai
>>683535543
Howdy nigger
Who all plays cou ter strike global offensive
>>683535465
Uncanny Valley level is at about a thousand right now, jesus fuck
>>683535509
>greeting
>>683535642
What?
>>683535668
>I don't recognize anyone except for Mugi, Yuuko, Shinoa and Akiko because they just appear to be always fucking here whenever I lurk
Top Kek
>>683535803
Glad you're still here as well
>talk to me
>>683535312
Lies. Shinoa only has one setting. Smug.
Just messing around. What's up?
>>683534362
Don't look at me. I'm awful at CS.
>>683535822
That gif is rather terrifying.
>>683535969
Ever wonder what I did to become a millionaire? Twerked on my boss is what I did
(This is the smuggest pic I have of Marie Rose. Calling that smug purple haired girl to loan me a smug pic)
>>683536126
I barely talk to anyone.
>>683535775
>>683535969
>getting spooked by that image
what
>>683535668
im actually not even here a majority of the day
>or maybe i am
>>683535465
Rory isn't here yet, licky licky
>>683535508
You're welcome homie
>>683535543
Caffine bro
>>683535642
Is your libido that high? Cause I got a way that stops me from beating off for a few days instead of will power
>>683535668
Yup
>
>>683535969
Kek
>>683536249
Says who?
>>683535969
>playing CS:GO
>Filename
>>683536442
no u
>>683531948
Hello everyone. Can I ask you guys for help on something related to /b/? I know you guys are a lot kinder then your average /b/tard. And I would greatly appreciate the help.
>my claim best claim
>>683536406
Meant to post this smug face
I think the smoke from the forest fire killed most of my brain cells.
Weeaboo faggots.
>>683536576
>solid claim
State your business, friend
>>683536576
Maybe. What's up
>>683536428
Why's that? That's too boring for you.
>>683536576
i'm not technical so i doubt i can help. So consider this the obligatory "what is it?"
>>683536741
>I don't know where I am
>>683535312
>finals
Oh god, school is too stressful for me i feel like
>>683535508
>>683536126
I...i mean im not opposed to this..
>>683535312
kek, what's challenging about the course?
>>683536249
Im a deranking silver 4
>>683536406
I didnt know you were a millionaire
>>683536432
I am not spooped
>>683536436
Name another
>>683536442
Your just jealous of my inexpensive skins
Because you dont open cases
>>683536436
it doesnt matter if I do or dont beat off. I want to know why I cant feel any pleasure, nothing, i dont know why. I was planning to get married eventually and this will not help. It is very difficult to not masterbate idk what libido is but i must have a lot of it, it was getting to the pont where i was getting multiple erections per hour.
>>683536576
You know nothing about pain. But ask away.
>>683536741
Hey what's up. Wanna smell my asshole?
>>683536428
Is that the case?
I haven't noticed.
>>683536974
>>683536436
>implying I drink soda
>or coffee
I have an unusually low tolerance for caffeine because I avoid either of those things.
>I did get lost earlier today, though
>I wandered into a lounge and had the best root beer I've ever had
>All I wanted was to use their restroom
>But instead I got a good time, some laughs, and an unhealthy beverage
>>683536809
Hi again!
I might fall back asleep soon but how are things in the meantime?
>>683536986
>those words mean nothing to me
>>683536986
SUPRISE
I am
>suicidal thoughts
>>683536939
Suits me just fine.
>>683536809
>>683536870
>>683536939
>>683537017
Alright thanks friends. I wanna push for another board to be added on /qa/ I have a thread post already mocked up but I want feed back on what I can do too make it better. The board I want made would be for all the fetishes that inhabit this board. Trap foot fur etc. My post would be "Alright first time making a thread here so feel free too slaughter me. But this is something I think should be done. There is little hope of salvaging /b/ from the depth of cancer that it has fallen into. I would greatly appreciate anyone who would consider helping me push the idea of a new board. I know its a lot too ask, but /b/ needs the help. Just like when the /mlp/ board split from us, we need another favor. /fet/ a board for all the fetishes that inhabit /b/. Trap, foot, fur and all the other fetishes that consume valuable thread slots. I know its a lot too ask, but its a step in the right direction for bringing back the okay /b/." Any and all constructive criticism is welcome.
>>683536436
Well usually you. Lol
>>683536986
I'm a potato.
>>683535803
Explain.
>>683536126
Might just be the window of time in which I can come in but you four are always there
>>683536432
You're a funny one, aren't you?
>>683536436
I can understand it can be fun but it's not for everyone
>>683536986
you just made me realize i replied to the wrong person
kek
>>683536996
libido is your sex drive IIRC
>to the point i was getting multiple erections per hour
see a doctor please
>>683535588
There is only 1 legit image of Grant Macdonald on the entire internet. I guess the dude doesn't like to show his face. He claims to be a millionaire, but I don't believe that. I think he's a bit delusional. I mean, a guy who exclusively sings about hardcore gay sex, probably isn't right in the head.
>>683535668
Well, you haven't been around for too long. I suppose what I mean is that I'd consider a "regular" to be someone who has been around enough to the point where it's an expectation to find them here.
>People don't tend to stick around long?
>Yup
I'm not sure what she's talking about. Perhaps she's referring to anons that join once and are never seen again.
>>683537260
There she is! Sleep well? No? A noose will help you sleep!
Naw seriously though. Need to vent about someshit
>>683537308
>/b/
>valuable threads
stuck on summer
>>683537360
is that wrong. that was after i didnt beat off for 2 days. whats going on??? thats normal for me sometimes
>>683537091
Why would you care?
I'm back from Overwatch, some decent last games before beta ends, now the waiting for game release begins.
I may just start Dragon Age: Origins in the meantime.
>>683537091
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>>683537304
Well...whatever makes you happy i suppose....
Enjoy.
>>683537308
Chinese moot won't care.
Mods don't care
Life sucks, drop out
>>683537506
I just get really fucking sad when I can't sleep.
>>683537308
Looks like a solid plan, and one I would definitely get behind. I think it will take some time to get traction and you'll get shitposted. A lot. But overall I think it would be cool if at least all the weird porn was contained to it's own board. Go for it, iterate, change and repeat. At it's core I think it's good enough
also change
>a lot too ask
to
>a lot to ask
>>683537308
No disrespect but 3 things are going to happen to that thread. 1. Mod is going to delete it. 2. It gets shit posted. 3. No one posts in it.
>>683537356
See>>683535588
For a quick example.
And these are hardly waifu threads anymore.
We don't even talk about our waifu.
>>683537308
I'd agree with what you're saying. /b/ has too many general threads and I think they all need to go somewheres. We're part of this problem ourselves. And I'd like to have /waifu/ (or whatever the Kool Kats are calling it) moved off the random board and somewheres else
>>683537356
probably.That and i need a better hobby. Are you east coast?
>yuuko
>>683537603
im 99% sure getting multiple erections in an hour is a problem
you may have a libido problem but im obviously not a doctor so i wouldnt be able to tell for sure
sorry
>>683537963
Hug.
>>683537308
Look, I like that idea, but:
>Too many containment boards already exist
But really though, why do people act like /b/ was ever not-cancer?
>valuable thread slots
Oh good, we'll be removing the trash for... more trash.
It's not a bad idea, you've just got a shitty basis and reason for doing it.
>>683538149
what kind of doctor should I see? I dont like hospitals or doctors but im not stupid enough to not use them when i need help.
>>683535822
Eat me~
>>683535969
I feel really bad, you asked for a kiss a few nights ago and I fell asleep :(
>>683536436
Shinoa pls
>>683537963
Fap twice then sleep.
>>683538217
Breast friend.
>>683538001
Oh kay. Let's talk about our waifus. Wow. Your waifu looks real tired. I bet she was uplate last night! What a mess that hair is!
>>683537180
Then play cs with me
>>683537257
Good for you now buy out 4chan
>>683537325
Thats fine i throw anyway
>>683537360
Rekt
WHERES MY TSUYU
>>683538346
if you insist
https://youtu.be/ParUJ9Ll7dk
>>683536576
Sup?
>>683536974
I can handle it it really isn't that bad. It's the finals that scares people cause you kinda cram the entire semester into one test
>>683536975
It's all in your head...
>>683536986
Drink when someone RPS
>>683536996
Libido is your sexual desire. And you have a lot of it.
What I do is that if I fap for more than once a day, usually the 3rd time, I fap til I cum and keep fapping til I cum the 4th time. It is really uncomfortable and should stop you. Haven't beat off for a few days lol
>>683537180
There's other methods of caffine intake you know
>>683537260
>palpatine meme here
>>683537325
Oh that's right
Kek
>>683537308
You'll need a shit ton of people with same ideals for a board with varieties to it. I don't know much about it since I've been here for Almost 2 years tbh
>>683538346
Sorry
>>683538358
Or real slow til you cum
>>683537763
Welcome back, Kyouko. Always good to see ya. Glad you're enjoying yourself.
>>683537548
I cant say I didn't try to pull /b/ from the cancer.
>>683537771
I'm gonna try before I drop. I miss mootykins
>>683537975
Thanks I can't grammar.
>>683537999
I was told that was a good place to start. But Im aware of the risks thank you.
>>683538076
Same. I'd love for waifu to have somewhere with a higher image count to call home.
>>683538225
/b/ used to be about raids and original content in a different time and age.
>Thank you guys for all the insight.
>>683538329
i have absolutely no clue
>>683538413
Fuck off slut. That isn't even your waifu.
It's a convenient avatar to use in this thread. You admitted to it.
>>683538683
Good luck to you, man.
>>683538346
I was very sad about that
>>683538600
I would still die
>moka
>>683538683
Last pic reach image limit. Nice! Having a place where we can have a larger image limit would be fantastic and keep lewds to a minimum as well
>shinoa bro
>>683538600
Pls :(
>>683538590
I expected cheesy porno music tbh
>>683539028
Im here now though.. :c
>Tsuyu
>>683538902
Yeah pretty much. I have no clue why you even typed that tbh. We all already know that
OH HEY GUISE DID YOU HEAR ABOUT DAT BIG BOAT DAT CRASHED INTO A GLACIER?
I wish you the best of luck on your journey to battle the cancer that is porn threads
So snake have we become somewhat recognized among /b/? You came in here already knowing we are somewhat kinder than the rest of /b/
>Akiko
