Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: your waifu is as okay as my waifu
Naps are great ideas. The fuck are you on about?
looks like 4chin fucked up again
Okay so I've been thinking for a while and here's a list of things I've eaten that aren't vanilla
I'm forgetting a bunch
I'm a switch/primal myself but I cannot stand cucks at all. I know my dad is one and I look at him with contempt and confusion. i don't think it should be associated with femdom. It's more about the man than the woman I think
>off by one
Okay, here I go
claim i hope cow grill gets here soon i like the pic with teh baby cow
It was a joke about McMurray being on fire
Aizawa Nagisa claim
my All Might/fist build in DS3 is proving quite the challenge at later stages.
Oh. The bbq went great. Doesn't get better than 2.2k houses and 5 human beings mmmm m! Tastes like Mugis cooking
Hello again, Yuuko.
Hope your night has been relaxing.
I'd think less hugbox is good. I'm not into RP at all and I find it incredibly cringey. But I'm pretty sure that can't be the only thing that's pissing them off. Then again, I don't expect you to know what's going on inside their heads either
That fucking pussy bitch doesn't even have lush purple eyes like me that can fire lazors
i was worried glad you are
see you're waifu every day or take it with you !
Why would you be worried?
>checked and noticed
Hey there Ellen, back for more I see
the full band version of Fude Pen ~Ball Pen~ doesnt have shit on the YuiAzu version lmao
just like seeing regulars :)
This is interesting
Best claim. Tbh
>hello again Ruri. I'm going to specificallycall out to you so you will actually answer me. WHY DOES NO OME TALK TO BUG EYES!?!??! :'(
Hey moo. I have a question for you.
Would you milk me?
Laughed because that's a college in Fort McMurray. Lol its probably in cinders now
Never heard of superworm til now
Tired? What's up mang?
Game doesn't have army battle?
Did a 100 question A&P. Every high else should be easy right?
Good mang. You?
Spider girls are icky
Drinkin about to play csgo
Go on. Yes go on ALL OVER ME
QOTT: Who would you consider regulars to these threads??
You gave me a spark of inspiration
Looks like my when my asshole is itchy but I'm talking to my boss. Except with my ass cheeks and not massive anime tiddies
I beg to differ, your waifu is far superior.
But I've only been here a day or two...
not when they are dominatrix spidey girls
Don't worry flower, plenty of people talk to me.
Being popular is more of a curse. Many anons carried that burden and left.
Glad you didn't burn down superior claim. *wink*
Mm? Nah just got tired of playing overwatch so now i'm poking around here.
That's not a smug picture. Who are you and what have you done with the real Shinoa?
Sounds like a pretty good time.
It's mostly politics, you declare wars and raise armies, but you don't get to lead a battle
My waifu is a shit pick lol. I only picked her because I think she's adorable. And the stuff I say just really isn't cute. At all. I thought it'd be funny.
Regardless. The best claim is here
What's up superior Maka?
what do you want us to go on about?
hey there, hows your day going?
Too many legs and eyes
And dat thickness
I could use a drinking game though
Somebody should join me
Glad you're still here
I have decided to go to the doctor to see what is wrong with me. Nothing is working and I don't know how to fix it and its making my depression much worse. I don't know what else to do.
literally having a terrible fucking week. I hate my life
If you could survive that then it definitely should be.
where's Hand when you need him
Yeah? What's up you fucking walrus?
I would eat your waifu out SO HARD
Eh, it's just subjective I guess. Thanks though.
You're welcome Ram Rancher.
Why to... what exactly?
A consistent patron who is recognized by nearly everyone else.
They taste like hazelnuts but their shields get between your teeth
Well I don't know all the oldfags but the people I see most regualrly are:
Megumin, Shinoa, Homura, Kyouko, Yuuko, Yui, Mugi, Tenryuu,Syndra, Tatsumaki, Karen, Galko, Milkanon, Bunny-anon and Shizuru
There's a bunch more but I can't remember them by name right now
Lol. I think Superior Maka killed your waifus husband
I haven't killed myself yet.
Don't worry, I'll make a final announcement before I do.
I'm sure Grant would eat you out too, right in the barn. So what's your lovely waifu's name?
Isn't this our second quints of the day?
That depends on the use of the word.
Well....that's one way to enter thread.
at least wait for april 20th
Mugi looked like she was pretending to be a walrus with those chopsticks.
Have you never done that? I still do
What are your symptoms, big boy?
Anyone before last month tbh
What up with you?
I am the cute shinoa!
And trade stuff too I see. Like total war but total war leads armies to battle. Nothing like a good army leading witg legionnairies to attack a city with walls, mang
Good. Took a 100 question final. Everything else should be easy
Every lewd take a shot of whatever you have
About the masturebation thing?
HA! Psychology here I come!
>crying irl ;_;
Mmmm crunchy and full of protiens!
That's almost a year away.
I won't make any promises.
I want nothing more than to fall asleep again, just for like two hours. Gotta power through, though. Even though I still probably will crash.
>right in the barn
OHHH FUCK YES DADDY. MMHM YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW BIG MY KINK IS FOR FARMERS!
and her name is Marie Rose. She's from the Dead or Alive games
I never tried them. Just thoughtshe was cute and wanted to use her for these threads
ok ill leave
about a week ago i started to be unable to feel sexual pleasure for no reason.
I am having a bad week. I cant even fake being happy around my family. I have no motivation. I dont know what to do.
Hello oldfag, how do you feel about the way the thread has gone?
I don't recognize anyone except for Mugi, Yuuko, Shinoa and Akiko because they just appear to be always fucking here whenever I lurk
People don't tend to stick around long?
nah shes just being cute :)
i dont remember the last time i had a popsicle or something with one of those sticks
Hey Frog legs
I could go for a snack
Why would scratch your itchy asshole on your boss
I want to get drunk not die of alchol poisoning
No you notice me
Who all plays cou ter strike global offensive
Uncanny Valley level is at about a thousand right now, jesus fuck
>I don't recognize anyone except for Mugi, Yuuko, Shinoa and Akiko because they just appear to be always fucking here whenever I lurk
Glad you're still here as well
>talk to me
Lies. Shinoa only has one setting. Smug.
Just messing around. What's up?
Don't look at me. I'm awful at CS.
That gif is rather terrifying.
Ever wonder what I did to become a millionaire? Twerked on my boss is what I did
(This is the smuggest pic I have of Marie Rose. Calling that smug purple haired girl to loan me a smug pic)
I barely talk to anyone.
>getting spooked by that image
im actually not even here a majority of the day
>or maybe i am
Rory isn't here yet, licky licky
You're welcome homie
Is your libido that high? Cause I got a way that stops me from beating off for a few days instead of will power
Hello everyone. Can I ask you guys for help on something related to /b/? I know you guys are a lot kinder then your average /b/tard. And I would greatly appreciate the help.
>my claim best claim
Meant to post this smug face
I think the smoke from the forest fire killed most of my brain cells.
State your business, friend
Why's that? That's too boring for you.
i'm not technical so i doubt i can help. So consider this the obligatory "what is it?"
Oh god, school is too stressful for me i feel like
I...i mean im not opposed to this..
kek, what's challenging about the course?
Im a deranking silver 4
I didnt know you were a millionaire
I am not spooped
Your just jealous of my inexpensive skins
Because you dont open cases
it doesnt matter if I do or dont beat off. I want to know why I cant feel any pleasure, nothing, i dont know why. I was planning to get married eventually and this will not help. It is very difficult to not masterbate idk what libido is but i must have a lot of it, it was getting to the pont where i was getting multiple erections per hour.
You know nothing about pain. But ask away.
>implying I drink soda
I have an unusually low tolerance for caffeine because I avoid either of those things.
>I did get lost earlier today, though
>I wandered into a lounge and had the best root beer I've ever had
>All I wanted was to use their restroom
>But instead I got a good time, some laughs, and an unhealthy beverage
I might fall back asleep soon but how are things in the meantime?
>those words mean nothing to me
Suits me just fine.
Alright thanks friends. I wanna push for another board to be added on /qa/ I have a thread post already mocked up but I want feed back on what I can do too make it better. The board I want made would be for all the fetishes that inhabit this board. Trap foot fur etc. My post would be "Alright first time making a thread here so feel free too slaughter me. But this is something I think should be done. There is little hope of salvaging /b/ from the depth of cancer that it has fallen into. I would greatly appreciate anyone who would consider helping me push the idea of a new board. I know its a lot too ask, but /b/ needs the help. Just like when the /mlp/ board split from us, we need another favor. /fet/ a board for all the fetishes that inhabit /b/. Trap, foot, fur and all the other fetishes that consume valuable thread slots. I know its a lot too ask, but its a step in the right direction for bringing back the okay /b/." Any and all constructive criticism is welcome.
Well usually you. Lol
I'm a potato.
Might just be the window of time in which I can come in but you four are always there
You're a funny one, aren't you?
I can understand it can be fun but it's not for everyone
you just made me realize i replied to the wrong person
libido is your sex drive IIRC
>to the point i was getting multiple erections per hour
see a doctor please
There is only 1 legit image of Grant Macdonald on the entire internet. I guess the dude doesn't like to show his face. He claims to be a millionaire, but I don't believe that. I think he's a bit delusional. I mean, a guy who exclusively sings about hardcore gay sex, probably isn't right in the head.
Well, you haven't been around for too long. I suppose what I mean is that I'd consider a "regular" to be someone who has been around enough to the point where it's an expectation to find them here.
>People don't tend to stick around long?
I'm not sure what she's talking about. Perhaps she's referring to anons that join once and are never seen again.
There she is! Sleep well? No? A noose will help you sleep!
Naw seriously though. Need to vent about someshit
is that wrong. that was after i didnt beat off for 2 days. whats going on??? thats normal for me sometimes
Why would you care?
I'm back from Overwatch, some decent last games before beta ends, now the waiting for game release begins.
I may just start Dragon Age: Origins in the meantime.
Well...whatever makes you happy i suppose....
Chinese moot won't care.
Mods don't care
Life sucks, drop out
I just get really fucking sad when I can't sleep.
Looks like a solid plan, and one I would definitely get behind. I think it will take some time to get traction and you'll get shitposted. A lot. But overall I think it would be cool if at least all the weird porn was contained to it's own board. Go for it, iterate, change and repeat. At it's core I think it's good enough
>a lot too ask
>a lot to ask
No disrespect but 3 things are going to happen to that thread. 1. Mod is going to delete it. 2. It gets shit posted. 3. No one posts in it.
For a quick example.
And these are hardly waifu threads anymore.
We don't even talk about our waifu.
I'd agree with what you're saying. /b/ has too many general threads and I think they all need to go somewheres. We're part of this problem ourselves. And I'd like to have /waifu/ (or whatever the Kool Kats are calling it) moved off the random board and somewheres else
Look, I like that idea, but:
>Too many containment boards already exist
But really though, why do people act like /b/ was ever not-cancer?
>valuable thread slots
Oh good, we'll be removing the trash for... more trash.
It's not a bad idea, you've just got a shitty basis and reason for doing it.
what kind of doctor should I see? I dont like hospitals or doctors but im not stupid enough to not use them when i need help.
I feel really bad, you asked for a kiss a few nights ago and I fell asleep :(
Oh kay. Let's talk about our waifus. Wow. Your waifu looks real tired. I bet she was uplate last night! What a mess that hair is!
Then play cs with me
Good for you now buy out 4chan
Thats fine i throw anyway
WHERES MY TSUYU
if you insist
I can handle it it really isn't that bad. It's the finals that scares people cause you kinda cram the entire semester into one test
It's all in your head...
Drink when someone RPS
Libido is your sexual desire. And you have a lot of it.
What I do is that if I fap for more than once a day, usually the 3rd time, I fap til I cum and keep fapping til I cum the 4th time. It is really uncomfortable and should stop you. Haven't beat off for a few days lol
There's other methods of caffine intake you know
>palpatine meme here
Oh that's right
You'll need a shit ton of people with same ideals for a board with varieties to it. I don't know much about it since I've been here for Almost 2 years tbh
Or real slow til you cum
Welcome back, Kyouko. Always good to see ya. Glad you're enjoying yourself.
I cant say I didn't try to pull /b/ from the cancer.
I'm gonna try before I drop. I miss mootykins
Thanks I can't grammar.
I was told that was a good place to start. But Im aware of the risks thank you.
Same. I'd love for waifu to have somewhere with a higher image count to call home.
/b/ used to be about raids and original content in a different time and age.
>Thank you guys for all the insight.
I wish you the best of luck on your journey to battle the cancer that is porn threads
So snake have we become somewhat recognized among /b/? You came in here already knowing we are somewhat kinder than the rest of /b/