Female voice acting thread.
3's and 7's get voiced.
My mudkip is fucking perfect, don't you fuckers be talking shit about him!
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
The prophecy fortold for eons of a glorious creature of the depth.
It hath risen from the depths to speak with clear and powerful proclaimation: "Mudkip"
We see it as self-evident, Mudkip is love, mudkip is life.
I want you to carve me up like a Christmas ham and enjoy my tender flesh as I slide into your stomach. (In a sexy voice)
"They keep me in a soundproof room with this... thing. It grabs up my arms and legs and it stretches me out and... it *fucks* me. It just keeps on going until I can't scream anymore. I can't even think, all I can do is come."
Loli voice if you can?
"Mommy takes me to a special doctor. He makes me hug this big machine and then he ties my hands and feet to it so I can't move. The whole time there's this tingly thing between my legs that makes me come again and again until I fall asleep."
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1473PXrMWmD (I think you might have me mixed up with another person. This is like my third thread doing this stuff lol.)
I want you to clap during this, gonna make it my cousin's ringtone and call him at our family reunion.
"Yeah, oh yeah yeah fuck me daryn fuck me... OHOOOOHOOOO that's a powerful 3 inches"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06nXbT7fZRh (Nah, just for fun)
So I'm 8 years old right? And my best friend Lisa lives down the street. We're like totally inseparable. Every day after school I go to her place to play until my parents get home from work and her older brother Ron, who is 15 or 16 sort of babysits us both.
Well one day I'm playing Barbies with Lisa and her brother Ron come up to us and is giggling and acting kinda weird and he smelled funny. I didn't know it at the time, but he reeked of weed. Anyways he says to us, "you girls ever seen a guy's privates?"
Well Lisa and I just give each other this shocked look and shake our heads no. And he asks us "Do you want to see my privates?" And Lisa and I both laugh nervously and nod our heads yes.
So Ron says "Okay, but I gotta blindfold you both first" and he takes out these pieces of cloth and ties them around our head, over our eyes. Lisa and I are giggling like crazy and we feel Ron take us by the hands and lead us through the house towards what I know is his bedroom. We enter the bedroom and the smell of weed is really thick and I cough a little because of it.
He then positions us against the wall and says "On the count of three take off your blindfolds.... 1... 2... 3...."
We take off our blindfolds and he's wearing this old army hat, and he starts yelling at us.
"LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS!!!! For the next six weeks your faggy little asses are MINE. When I shout 'JUMP' you says 'SIR! HOW HI SIR!' on the way up. If one of you little faggots dare to fuck up and disappoint me, if one of you little faggots dare to break my heart I will shove iron bars up your ass until you spit nails! I am going to mold you miserable piles of mucas and shit into weapons of terror and destruction and if you faggots are lucky enough to survive you will be MARINES! Do you understand me Privates?"
Well Lisa and I burst out laughing. He got us. It was a good joke. Of course he raped us, but still, it was a good joke.
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
YOU THINK YOU HOT SHIT, I'M FUCKING GOD AND I'LL RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEECKT YOU BITCH!
Seriously femanon, play it. It's fuckin great.
I just listened to some Max lines on youtube and then listened to your "wowzerz" and you guys really do sound a lot alike, at least when you want to. Like, in some recordings you sound less like her but in some recordings, there's just this certain tone in your voice that would really remind me of her
Anyway if I win again say "Happy birthday, Mat" pls
Listen you cuntacular cuntastic cunt. When a girl comes into the room and shows you her vagina you get on your clit sucking knees and you fucking worship that goddess tang. You hear me cunt face? You worship that god damn pussy and I don't want to hear none of your "oh but girls are gross" and "but I'm a huge faggot".
You get on your fucking knees and worship the hole of creation, the mother goddess that deigned to make you. Got that cunt boy? Got that?