Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
Well obviously it's not fine. You'll always wonder why him and why so soon and all that but it doesn't matter. There are some things out of our control and we'll just have to accept that, however hard or frightening it may be
I see it now
I am on the internet and 4chan at 4:20 pm so I'm utterly oblivious to sarcasm and tiny ' marks
Gonna get something to eat now.
Nice, sounds a lot funner than my day is gonna be.
i have arrived CLAIM!
Shiro reporting in!
How random, but I still like it.
I'm glad you're at least doing well, man. Glad you're existing with me. Relaxing?
Whatchu talking bout fgt?
K-On music is either really shitty or really good
There is no in between
JUST FUCK ALREADY!!!
How I see it, it's the innocence that I worry about. My brothers in arms would die besides me and I'd die for them. How I see, you don't be a hero and go shooting hostile up like rambo. I'll fight til the end and if I die from fighting, I died fighting.
Hey licky licky
Yeah you missed everything
So very much.
Do not want.
What's your day going to be like.
I'd hate to think it's unpleasant in anyway. You're too good to deserve that.
people will come to fuck it up.
Yuuko has no siblings : (
Don't worry about it
You know, and Dio would kill my for saying this, but holy shit the reunion scene with Sugawara and Sherry in GATE, way too cute
Kind of both
You missed shit but none of it really mattered
>switching to computer mobile is pissing me off
Samozaryadnyj Karabin sistemy Simonova SKS claimed
i could see her being a dominatrix being a cop and all for some reason so good pick
What does "very much" include?
I hate this
I want and need sleep
But I get sleep and I feel like a waste of life
>not wanting a free cola
I'm sure the rest of your night will go fine....for now.
im feeling better now, i got cheered up pretty good!!! are you still feeling blue megumin??
Finally done fucking working
fuck everything, I'm having a beer and staring into the computer screen until I fall asleep
Maybe i should actually learn your name.
Common, i don't know why that is.
Wonder if white noise helps.
hand you're not popular today. What happened? I lower your social status that fast?
Itami is god-tier husbando material.
Midget clowns riding flaming ponies.
But anon, sleep is love, sleep is life.
I see it more as nothing of importance. We talked about age around the end of thread
You stay true with rachnera's dominance thing
How we all doing tonight? Anybody as fucking over this pitiful existence as I am?
That's nice to hear. What bothered you anyway?
>I do have an idea of what it is
Honestly, I could use a drink right now, maybe that'll cheer me up a bit
Did you check out the game I told you about?
QOTT: whats the most bizarre food you ate?
Balut. Good shit tho
you like the randomness or incest?
>tfw Bunny-anon noticed me
That's a good way to live by
Finals week coming by so a bit anxious
Sounds pretty neat.
I want to die, but only a little bit.
I never ate anything crazy... perhaps blue cheese or flaming chinese icecream?
>off by one confirms pitiful existance
im having my daily suicidal thoughts
Least you have a job
$0.99 (shipping included world wide) if you follow the steps~
and you can order more at the same address , just change IP ~
I'm sorry, but i only made one noose.
Anything made by my mother
Vel'koz the eye of the void
or vel for short
Filename usually gives it away
A live octopus
I'm not complaining, I'm fine just talking to you anyway. It's all good.
Sleeeping isn't hard.
I just don't like sleeping all day after getting out of work at 2...
just what im into man thats why i like her ive always been a submisive guy, thats why the average stuff on 4chan girls giving blow jobs just turns me off im a weird guy just want a women to care for me :'(
just the ocassional stuff when i was a kid....
Good night everyone.
Thanks... it even started raining just in time for me to hit the sheets.
Good to know thank you.
I originally didn't think you'd stick around this long.
Sorry for being sort with you.
Sell your body and make millions.
Like ever? Testicles I guess?
It was... melty.
I spend less time these days thinking about suicide and more time thinking about homicide. I think this is progress.
Turkey nuts. Yeah, you read that right.
Go to bed Homu, I say this every night
Which one is this
There are too many of you
Hiya Akiko, how's your day been?
Finals are ezpz, just go ace everything
I'm with you on that.
Join me, brother, in my morbid ideation.
I honestly am happy about that but it also completely blows so I'm not entirely happy about that.
Can I borrow it when you're done?
I've eaten nearly everything that grows on this earth, but the weirdest thing I've eaten was probably either a live superworm or a scorpion in sugar
Oniichan dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne!
I guess we're sisters now.
How the fuck is it going today, hand-kun.
Putting those hands to good use?
>Daily masturbation is healthy
About to get drunk myself
For the 8th day in a row
Idk how long I'm going to be on so I'll give the reminder now.
Daily reminder that maka albarn is superior to mugi in every way.
No one gives better patsthan hand-kun.
Absolutely nobody can outrun Emi. No one
Daily masturbation is healthy
Praise the sun
I had alligator when i was in Florida. Tastes like chicken.
Starting to get use to it now... And enjoying it
That's not up to me
Hello there, it has been some time. How are you and the future wifey?
Woah, Marie, how'd that trip go? I didn't get a chance to talk to you when you got back.
Confirmed for tasting like chicken.
So... dick pic mousepads?
>flaming Chinese ice cream.
Never heard of this.
Highschool or uni/college?
Rory claimed. Still gross but a qt
naaah mostly grass, i was never a glue eater
>although some of the glue sticks smelled like tortilla chips....
i wouldnt consider that progress
suicide wont get you potentially put in jail ;^)
Need a relief bb?
I don't quit life thay easily
I forgotten about it and then name
Don't know the nickname of that anon. Sorry
Got nothing agaisnt it. You want someone to care for you while treating like a subordinate?
Easier than done
Shit nigger you're back
but I wasn't talking about Itami though
regardless, yeah Itami's aight
but, to answer the question, my tastes are pretty vanilla tbh
Have you had it before?
My body is ready
All good. We're going to Nova Scotia for a while untill the air quality is decent enough to breathe again. Then I'm going back to fort McMurray to help rebuild the community and I think my future wife will be going to her hometown (BC) for a month or 2
Dame that all sounds good.
>secretly hates you
Europa Universalis 4~
Just a few beers, nothing crazy~
I barely post. Not many people notice me anyway. I usually lurk and keep this thread open in another tab. You guys aren't such huge faggots and sometimes interesting shit goes on here. Once you start getting the inside jokes it's not that bad. There do seem to be people here who don't enjoy it at all, not sure why they keep coming back to bitch about how they hate everyone
My general idea about you guys is this, but you're not too bad
It's going good, my engaged man. Just relaxing today and living live as usual
Masturbation is crucial, but that's for closed doors.
Thanks for asking, handsome. How are you doing?
yeah kinda role reversal girl protects me and im the damsel in distress sorry. if im being overbearing i can tone it down
if you say so....okay lol
anyways im going to bed....good night everyone!! sleep tight and sweet dreams!!!
Here's a peak have the money next time.
all of yall faggot waifus aren't as amazing as my fucking waifu. i have a shrine of her. i can post pic of shrine if you want.
So proposal went well, I take it? That's really great news. I take it you live way the fuck north from me.
I have, yes, but only once or twice.
You never ate grass dude?
I gotta say, you at least chose an incredibly unconventional waifu.
Nah, you got it fam.
That is a very intense stare you've got there, Miho.
Want me to eat your gaping anus?
Yes I am. How are ylu, you little smug bitch?
Why do you hate me?
>is it because I raped you?
What BBQ? I've had like 5 since I've been up here
I'd fucking destroy your beautiful waifu
>not sure why they keep coming back to bitch about how they hate everyone
It is a bit odd.
Slow day, overslept and just continually procrastinating this poster on Dungeon Siege I gotta make
Ayy Mako, what's up?
Okay so you like being dominated but what are your thoughts on cucks?
50 is only for Yuuko
what are you fucking gay? :^)
Mmhmm, first the ponies, then the clowns. Was kinda sad, but mostly smelly.
Fuck, you're right, brb an hero.
Oh I know you weren't, but I can't think about GATE without my Itami crush swelling out.
No way, turn it up homey. ;^)
Ya you're probably referring to some of the oldfags that hate the direction of the thread.
You should be noticed more than you are. You deserve it.
i hope you don't charge tats
Na, you have a lot of good things going for you.
Good for you man, enjoy it.
Ah ok. I only had it once when i was a kid.
How much would I need to pay?
O. I can't think about GATE without my Tuka crush swelling up.
Proposal went well yeah. Ofc she said yes.
HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU SAY NO TO ME?
I live in Fort McMurray Alberta where the fires started. Got confirmation that my house is still up. Guess I'll be taking in a bunch of families. There will be like 40 fuckers in my house. Going to be living like a goddamn paki. Or Mexican
It's for closed doors? Damn it. Hopefully these VR headsets go over well so I can open your door, watch you in the act and you will have no clue that I'm even there
Tats is always free.
What? What's wrong with eat the embryo of a duckling? Bones are soft enough to swollow and yolk is still there
Thanks homie I'll check out the game plays now
How you doing my dude?
Ok mang. I got it. Did a 100 question final today, everything should be easy
Doing fine you cunt muffin. What are you up to now man?
Oh myyyyy. No you're not. It's 4chan remember?
absoluteness disgusting like really gross i hate that it is associated with femdom
The fuck is that image.... that's not even on my phone... or my marie rose file
I chose Vel for a number of reasons
>reflects my personality somewhat
>there's a hand waifu here so I didn't think it'd be a big deal
>stands out, recognizeable
And if I'm correct there's someone here who likes vel'koz as well
I'm not actually romantically attracted to vel'koz
One would start to wonder
Things come and go, everything changes
That's just the nature of all things and the internet in particular
Have you been here long? How do you feel about the way it's been going?
>You should be noticed more than you are. You deserve it.
Thanks but I usually don't contribute that much
In the end I'm realy just an anon who lurks around like any other
Ni ni senpai
That makes lots of sense.
(lelei la lelena is best girl)
Shit I didn't realize I was gone that long, I decided to eat it in the kitchen since it was messier than I thought it would be.
Nah its just same as usual, nothing exciting just feeding animals and working out like always.
i ate tree leaves from some time as a youngin
Imageswaps bro. Happens all the time.
I don't know shit about the fucking arctic circle where you live, man. I'm in Georgia. You could be literally raining cats and dogs and I'd be none the wiser.
Go eat some grass, Mugi.
Do it Akiko
I believe in you
I'm going to try and sleep, I'm fairly tired for some reason.
oh god stop I'm gonna be sick
nah dude, Tuka for sure. Lelei's too robotic for me, stereotypical mage etc etc
Weird. Any cluehow that works?
Pic related is my marie rose file.
There's some lewds there so don't look if you're a bitch
Longer than most, but as of the people here now Vigil is the oldest. Not that i think it matters.
i think it's gotten a bit less hugboxy and a bit harder for newcomers to enter which i dislike, but many others could argue that that's a good thing.
Goodnight. See you in like an hour.
Salt and Pepper brah and mama-Mia!
Claim her m8
>tfw still waiting for Yog Sothoth to ask me out
>stereotypical mage shit
Ugh I'm so basic....
>go eat some grass, Mugi
I don't even remember. Perks of being drunk 6 days in arow