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Dubs decides what I do.
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>>683524310
rub its belly
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Put it back in its fucking cage or I am telling your mom fuck nuts.
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>>683524310
let it free
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Put him down, sing him a song and give him a treat. Don't be an asshole
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>>683524547
roll
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>>683524310
take care of it for the remainder of its life
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poop on it
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>>683524310
Microwave it for 2 minutes
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paint it a different color
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>>683524310
set it free
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>>683524549

roll
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Let it go and put a sharpie in your poopie
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>>683524650
Rolling. Dubs are easy
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Flush it down the toilet
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>>683524310

Pet.
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Guys...any other ideas?
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Stroke its back feathers?
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jizz on it
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>>683524688
fawk
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>>683524688
ding ding ding
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>>683524688
winrar
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>>683524688
ding ding ding we have a winner
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what kind of dog is that?
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>>683524688
winrar
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WWOD?

What Would Ozzy Do?
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whatever youthink that you should do. timestamped pics
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>>683524688
winrar
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>>683524688
all hail
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Shove it up your ass
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>>683524627
this^
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>>683524688

Winrar
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TINY toy shoe on head
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>>683524811
Too late anon.
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>>683524688
gotem
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>>683524688
Winnar
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>>683524688
nice anon
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>>683524310
be nice to it? or set free check em fags
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>>683524688
Dubs have spoken.
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>>683524461
Drown it
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>>683524310
Give that motherfucker some cheese. Parrots et al fucking love them some cheese.
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>>683524811
and again, ding
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Apologize to your mother
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So let it free... In the washing machine?
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OP must delivar sharpie in poopers.
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>>683524955
jesus
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>>683524955
or into the wild or back into its cage
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>>683524955
OP dubs himself, can't escape sharpie in poopers
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>>683524955

Nigga you trying to hard to be edgy, you're just a faggot
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>>683524310
> is a faggot

Won't deliver
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give it a top hat or kiss its forehead
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>>683524688
>>683524955
The dubs were very clear you fucking faggot
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>>683524688
Lol
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>>683524955
Welp, enjoy your bird murder you dubs-getter
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>>683525044
Dubs confirms free the bird. Sharpie in pooper remains
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Pee and shit in the toilet, then dunk your head all the way in the water.
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>>683524955
No you edgy fucking faggot. Let the cute little guy go.
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>>683524310
Cut off your legs, take them into the dryer with you, and let your bird press the start button.
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Microwave after the spin cycle!
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Put it in a sock and the sock in the dryer.
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>>683525044
Winrar
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>>683524955
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>>683525167

Rolling
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>>683525190
but then it will just get lost
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Just put the bird back and shit in the washing machine like a civilized human being, you cumblasted Listerine commercial
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Let it go (outside or in its cage), then kill yourself.
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>>683524688
Original winrar better get a sharpie OP
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Stab yourself in the neck and let it go
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>>683524955
how about no you dumb faggot
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>>683524955
I'll fuckin kill you if you hurt birb
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>>683525233
Dubs reinforces sharpie in pooper
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>>683525088
dubs have spoken
give it a top hat
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>>683525393
Sleep tight, birb
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Let the bird go (outside/cage), then put a sharpie in your ass and kill yourself.
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>>683525388
more dubs to reinforce sharpie in pooper
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when op is trying to be edgy and wants us to kill the bird
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Fine... Yellow is safe.

How about blue?
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>>683525583
set it free and kill yourself by getting cholera by sucking on a sharpie you shoved up your asshole
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>>683525583
You forgot the sharpie in the pooper you fucking faggot, leave the birds alone
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>>683524713
dubs decided retard
>>683524688
too much of a pussy to play by your own rules?
whatafuckingnigger.png
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>>683525583
Ozzy Osborne that mother fucker.
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>>683525583
Let it go (outside/cage). Kill self.
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bite its head off
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>>683525583
bird in pooper
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>>683524310
MODS!!!!!!
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>>683525583

Dude go fucking put a sharpie up your ass
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>>683525722
ayyyy dubs have spoken once again
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>>683525583
slit your wrists then let the bird drink your blood
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>>683525583
Hang you're self until your blue
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>>683525583
Put it in the microwave
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>>683525583
Hold it upside down
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>>683525233
War never changes
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>>683525722
Winrar, blue bird is left alone and OP posts timestamp of sharpie in pooper
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>>683524310
Hug it.
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>>683525583
Stick the sharpie up your ass and just let the birb be happy
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>>683525777
trips trump sharpie in pooper
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>>683525583
make them kiss

and by kiss i mean keep birds in normal place then sharpie in pooper
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>>683525735
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>>683525777
trips bby
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>>683525583
take cap off sharpie and write on your colon "i am a giant faggot"
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>>683525899
dubs of truth
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>>683525899
wINRAr
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>>683525583
alright, shove its head up your ass
post pics
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>>683525960
I don't think you know what a colon is.
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Throw them in the fridge, put a webcam and stream
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>>683525777
Trips have spoken
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>>683525722
OP quit being a fag and let the birds live, and sodomize yourself with a sharpie. Play by your own rules.
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>>683524310
Sharpie up your ass let the bird go safely!
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>>683525777
Kek
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>>683526044
>>683526044
THIS
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>>683525722
Do you faggots not see the second winrar?
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>>683525777
hope you like bird in ass OP
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>>683525849
Reroll
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>>683525777
WINRAR,
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN
my last roll was for that
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>>683524955
I fully support your decision op.
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>>683525777
It's okay because OP's not going to deliver anyways.
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Sharpie in pooper. Rope around neck. Bleach in mouth
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Fine... Yellow and blue are safe.

How about white?
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>>683526279
No shit. Not even his birds.
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>>683524310


eat it alive
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>>683526423
Sharpie in bird pooper
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>>683525777
>>683525583
SAVE THE BIRD SOMEONE
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>>683524310

>Maytag

You should kill yourself real soon.
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>>683524955
I say ignore the moral fags and embrace the edge. Throw the little fucker in the washing machine.
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send it to space
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>>683526423
SET ALL OF YOUR BIRB FREE YOU EDGING CUCKOLD
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>>683526423
how about you bleach yourself till your white
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>>683526423
No one cares anymore. But yep leave that one alone and take care of it. Also 5 sharpies in your asshole now.
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>>683526423
find a tiny bowtie and tuxedo coat and have him equip both gently
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>>683526423
Paint white bird blue
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Feed it some dry rice
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>>683526638
Reroll
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>>683526423

SHARPIE IN POOPER THEN KILL YOURSELF AND LEAVE THE FUCKING BIRDS ALONE FAGGOT
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>>683526423
i think maybe you should fooken deliver m9
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>>683526423
MICROWAVE IT
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throw the blue one in a blender
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>>683526710
Rerollin
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>>683526688
Now where the fuck is going to get that before 404, asshat????????????? The fucking birb tailor?
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>>683526423
Have a flying contest with it over a high bridge
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>>683526688
Winner winner
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>>683526760
Rollin
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>>683526423
Throw it in the washing machine. Ignore the moral fags. If dubs throw all three in.
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>>683526455
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN WAY BOI
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>>683526423
Forget about birds you fucking cuck. Sharpie in the pooper time stamped nooooooow!
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>>683526688
Win
Hopefully OP delivers
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>>683526423
Take care of him like a sane person. Tell all your friends about how you went on the internet trying to be an edgelord by threatening to kill your pet birds.
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>>683526423
Sharpie in dick hole. You deserve it
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>>683526423
NO HARM PLS NO HARM. GIVE BIRB FOOD
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>>683526922

You have spoken /b/
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>>683526836
Roll
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>>683526862
oh come on it's not like he'll deliver anyways
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This kid just made this post to show /b/ his birbs. Nice birbs.
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>>683526922
69 Dubs confirms.
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>>683526862
Listen kid. U no sharpie in pooper so eat a dick
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>>683527042 MY SIDES
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>>683527133
Good point. OP is always a fag.
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Let it go and go to sleep fag
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>>683527030
rolling for this
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>>683527222
trips for proof
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>>683526922
>>683526922
Winrar. Do it faggot.
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>>683527222
trips of truth. OP confirmed faggot. Still no sharpie pic with timestamp.
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Poor yellow... You did this /b/, you did this.
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>>683526922
Do it
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>>683526423
i hope you die of a brain aneurysm right now while your birds survive by feeding on you until the neighbours complain of a foul smell.
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>>683524310
Set it free and go the fuck to sleep, fag
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Give the birbs to good owners and proceed to put sharpies in your dick and butt hole,
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<Space program
space program
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>>683526455
winrar.
And both sharpie and bird are to be inserted now.
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Cut off its wings and glue then to their heads
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Sharpie in pooper
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>>683527499
Is it just sleeping because I swear to god if op is a fag and the bird is sleeping/ laying down.
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>>683527756
Relling for space
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Op must deliver. We will wait....
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Throw all three in the oven
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Boil
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>>683527499
This wasn't supposed to happen
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>>683525393
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>>683527632
reroll
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>>683527844
DING DINg dingity dign
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an hero
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Attach 5 helium balloons to them and release them outside
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Sharpie in pooper
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>>683527499
WE DIDN'T DO SHIT WE TOLD YOU TO SET IT FREE, BUT IT DIDN'T MEET YOUR SADISTIC NEEDS
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>>683526044
Holy shit
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>>683524688
>Let it go

That bird will die in the wild

You should let it go
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>>683527844
no. don't. that's too much.
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Put a sharpie in your pooper, and let the birds live the rest of their days in peace
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>>683524898
Drown yourself
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>>683528604
It's a parakeet, it WILL DIE if you let it go
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>>683526533
THIS
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>>683527499
pin it down with needles and cut it open while playing "staying alive" make it do a little dance too :^)
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>>683528582
Moral fag

THROW THEM IN A BAG OF WATER AND THEN THROW IT IN A FREEZER
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Kill yourself and let the birds live
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Look around. I want you to find the biggest, most anally-destroying object you can nearby. Knife, cheese grater, corn cob covered in chili peppers, whatever.

Take that glorious motherfucker and ram it right up your asshole until nothing remains outside. Then have a seat and think about your life choices.
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>>683528904
Holy shit good one reroll for creative idea.
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>>683526760
Roll
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Blend all three pour remnants in neighbors mailbox
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fuck it
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>>683526760
Rolling for this
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>>683528980
This.
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Why don't you just give them tabasco or something that could make them have diarrhea. Then split all the diarrhea in two parts. One half you shall eat as Oatmeal, the other half you sniff like cocaine
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not sure which side to be on here...
if dubs hold all three birds together to keep the moralfags from shitting pants
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Kill yourself
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>>683528980
Rolling
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So first we have that underage faggot who said he will complete requestfor trips. He didnt delivar.
No we have you, a safistic fuck who said dubs decide yet you ignored may requests for dubs untill you got the reply you wanted?

This place has literally turned to shit.
Is it so hard to not make a fucking dubs/trips decides thread if you arent ballsy enough to delivar whatever is requested?
Fucking useless cunts. Everyone of you
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Love it unconditionally
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>This is some stale non delivering stuff and prime bait.

>The entire thread is niggers and autism
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Duct Tape all three birds together and attach balloons.
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>>683529562
This
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>>683524955
>>683526557
I say ignore boring edge flags and remember that if you were truly soulless you wouldn't have asked for confirmation, so do what you know you were going to and let it be and enjoy the shit show you created by threatening what you weren't going to do anyway... also sharpie in ur bum pls
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>>683527499
What happened to the others? My ballsack is tingling with exitement
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Lick it a bit and then let it free
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>>683528980
Roll
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Well... It's time for OP to deliver
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Flush it down the toilet
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>>683529803
OP is a fucking cuck. So many dubs saying let the both birb be, and you flip us anons off. Go suck a nigger chicks dick
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>>683529803
Ok, now put that knife into your ass
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>>683529803
NO. Take that knife or whatever the fuck it is and shove it right up your ass!!
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>>683529803
Once done nut on it
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>>683529803
Do it
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>>683529803
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>683529547
so you are saying it wasnt this bad before? have you never had an OP that didnt deliver? wow you are a rare breed of /b/tard
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>>683530051


Shut the fuck up, all of you are soft as fuck. Old /b/ would've ended this bird's life in an instant you Bernie Sanders piece of shit
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>>683529803
GO FOR IT OP, YOU'LL BE KNOWN AS A LEGEND
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Space Program
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If dubs put all three in blender.
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>>683529803
if you are going to be this much of a heartless asshole, at least shout ALLAHUACKBAR as you do it
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>>683529803
get cancer faggot
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>>683529803
Let bird go, Knife in pooper
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KNIFe IN PoOPER
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>>683530371
what is this "old /b/" you speak of?
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>>683530371
Isn't your bedtime kiddo?
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>>683530654
This
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pooper in knife
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Knife in pooper
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>>683530654
You do realize this kills the bird
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>>683530720

Is it Summer already?
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Just leave the fucking things alone. Every dubs and trips says so. Go get a job.
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Stick your birds in blender, then stick your dick in blender. Then stick your hands in garbage disposal and finally stick head in oven.
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Op has to stick a sharpie in his pooper
Op won't deliver cus Op's a pussy
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>>683529803
NOOOO
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>>683530893
what is this supposed to mean
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Hurry and deliver OP, we're anxious.
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CUT IT OPEN WHILE ALIVE, PULL ITS FUCKING ORGANS OUT AND STRANGLE IT WITH ITS INTESTINES
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>>683530654
That's like putting a tortoise in the water
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>>683529396

yep.

its the day after mothers day--clearly there's some residual grief from being reminded of your shitty/dead mother, so you take to the internet for attention. what a waste you are, anon.

>>683529409
morality isnt a factor here, fat boy. i can smell the cheetos and monster from here faggot. go to sleep.
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>>683529803
let it go you fat fucking faggot
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>>683524310
Hulk smash
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Boring thread
No deliver

>sage
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>>683528980
rolling
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>>683530893
lol yeah XD what does this have to do with anything tho
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Put all your birds back in their cages and take care of them properly

sleep safe birdos
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this thread=topkek
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>>683531203
>Strangle with his intestines
>Implying it won't die by shock like in two seconds
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Op still needs to put a sharpie in pooper
Pussy won't deliver
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Enough bullshit, if this gets dubs OP puts sharpie in pooper with timestamp and bird in frame.
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OP isnt even watching thread
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>>683527499
not even the same bird retard.
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>>683526044
Double dubs do it op
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>>683531606
Kids don't go to 4chan in class times
too late for them
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>>683531809
ive disected lizards and shoved needles through its eyes and down its throat and out its asshole WHILE it was cut open.

trust me, it wont go into shock.
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do it kike
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cum on it


fertilize the bird
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chop it in half
just like a jew
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>>683532199
I'm not to much of an expert or with experience in this shit, but doesn't the size has something to do with things like that?
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microwave it
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OP is a total faggot. He won't deliver.
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>>683532199
why would you do that
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scarifice it to asmoday
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Okay let the birds go and chop your neighbor's head off with a table knife. Deal?
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See if you can shove it up your ass without breaking it's neck
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>>683532541
>>683532624
Free time dude
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>>683532624
bloodlust.
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gas it
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>>683524628
Rolling for this
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put it in your cars tailpipe
rev the car hard
see what comes out
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>>683532692

Good idea
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NO HURTS FOR BIRB
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cover it in poop and masturbate on it
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WTF dude, what could have OP more occupied than posting his bird results?
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circumcise it
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>>683532948
OP here,

Finding lube now
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Quads end thread. You give the birds to a more deserving owner and then an hero.
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>>683529803
Still hasn't delivered. Hurry the fuck up and stop wasting our time.
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I decided to have some fun before the inevitable
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>>683524310
Free him
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>>683533094
not real OP
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