Alright /b/tards, it's that time again. What's your big secret? Just like diarrhea, you gotta let it out at some point.
My dad made me clean my room so I drugged his Froot Loops and shipped him to North Korea in a pet carrier to work in the gulag
I skipped out on rent because I wanted to buy a bunch a booze.
I probably did assault that girl and do those things she said.
My mother's the only one who's always on my side and I keep letting her down.
I'm probably a failure.
I actually want to kill myself daily. I drink a lot and gash my upper arms and ankles and it helps a lot. They're easy enough to hide.
19 and I briefly dated and fell in love with a 15 year old girl. Her parents found out and made us split up. I'd still love it if one day she ends up in my life again.
i'll frame it like this - I had a dream this happened. It did not actually happen, it was just a dream
Once I dreamed I killed a guy and hid him in the wall of the house I was living in. Moved out over 10 years ago, another family has been living there since, hasn't found him. Then I woke up and realized it was all a dream.
With her it was a mix of her compassion, her devotion to me and the fact that she had realistic plans for her future at fifteen. In a lot of ways I admired her. In a lot more ways I loved her. In a lot of ways I still do. I could honestly take my own life painlessly and instantly at any time, and if she didn't exist and I didn't have some hope that some day, one year or thirty from now, I can end up with her again. That's the only reason I haven't given up on being alive.
>I got herpes from a bj almost a year ago, I really only have 1 night stands nowadays cuz I feel everyone takes some risk when they do that.
>Finally met a girl, she's special, we havent had sex yet, I still debate if I should tell her or not and just say "I didn't know" if she catches it.
>Had a mental breakdown a couple days ago because of the building stress. My friends and family think I'm still the same, carefree, and happy person.
>debate killing myself every couple days
Do you have money? Go buy a pack of razor blades and go to work on gashing your fucking ankles. You'll instantly feel better, it's like getting high but better and it only works when you're suicidal.
why not go on a super hobo excursion to find yourself? i mean, the worst that could happen is you get explore the world around other than the one that makes you wanna kill yourself, yaknow?
Yeah, I have a great job, lots of opportunity. I just figured that I won't be able to find "the one" in life with this condition now. I just hold it all in, cutting myself makes me kinda squirm at the thought of it.
Trust me, it's not as bad as it seems. It's like you're releasing all that bad juju out of your open wounds. Cut, throw a little peroxide and a bandage on it and enjoy as your brain floods itself with good juju to try and balance out the pain of an injury. You aren't in any danger and barely feel any pain and yet you get the pleasure. It's worth it to try.
>I feel like that post is over 9000
Yeah, I thought about that actually tried it in college once and it was enough for me. I just want to be "normal" again, and this girl is one of the first of of a lot that is intellectually beautiful. Thanks for the input tho.
Eh, I'll take it under consideration, my problem is that I would be harming myself and it wouldn't be fixing any problems. Idk maybe I'll try it and it'll be the best stress reliever.
Now tell me, where do you see yourself on this scale?
bro, it's just herpes. something like a third of sexually active adults have it. It's something you have to tell her if you want to be in a relationship with her, but I'd be surprised if it was a deal breaker.
For some reason i get much more exited from the making of a looped porn gif than from the very source of the porn i'm looping.
yeah and a lot of studies and other things I've read about it says it's not a big deal. But, if you were given the option by your partner, I bet it would probably not play out too well.
if it was somebody I could see myself with for life, I had a 30% chance of catching it as an adult anyway, and my partner approached it in an adult way? I'd probably go for it.
I mean I see your point (a good argument too), but we've only been dating for like a month or two and that's definitely not something I could predict or pull the trigger on. The best way I saw going about it, is to tell her once we got to that point in or relationship and just let her know so that she has an out at any point in us being together.
No fucking way, cutting is WAY better. It's free, discrete, gets you JUST as gone with the right slashes in the right place, the risk is like nicking your finger compared to fucking dying, and if you do it right you don't permanently fuck your brain up.
I've been in a relationship for about 3years and she still doesn't know that I have 3 kids, they are living with their mother in a different state, but she thinks I don't have any kids. I lied about not having any. Oh well I'm a piece of shit.
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
I look presentable and innocent but have a bunch of weird fetishes involving the anus
Sort of like a werewolf has to hide it or whatever, except I like buttholes and other stuff involving buttholes
Given the chance, I would drug my best friend with Devil's Breath (can't remember how to spell the actual name) and rape her repeatedly and film it. Face fucking, creampie, pissing in and on her. You name it. I'm a sick fuck
I didn't wash my hands after going poop poop during my lunch break today.
Everyone's coffee at Starbucks was contaminated.
>In 3rd grade I cheated on my history exam.
>In fourth grade I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play.
>In 5th grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.
>when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out.
>worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony
> made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa
>dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience.
>all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
on several occasions i would go out to my small field, lay down in an enclosed spot and masturbate, this was before i could cum.
also when x-men 2 was being advertised i mistook the scene where mystique slid through the door as her being a snake and fantasized that i was her snake son
can never date a guy, i just cant see myself do it
on the flip side though, i wouldn't mind fucking one all day or all weekend for that matter.
to stay on true to the thread...
I'm failing miserably in college, even though i tell my parents and gf I'm doing okay 70's get Degrees but 50s sure as fuck don't
I used to go on a lot of chatrooms as a kid because I was lonely. A lot of older guys wanted to talk to me. I would pretend I didn't know anything about sex and would act innocent so they would keep talking to me. When I wouldn't send them pictures they would leave and I'd be alone again.
I've only really come back to /b/ so I can find threads to get attention in. I'll post my Kik if it's appropriate, and it's actually gotten me a couple of alright people to talk to.
>currently be 24
>doing well in university
>grad next year
>fit (marathon runner)
>interning at a police department, handling futures projects
>loves fps-rpg hybrids (bioshock, fallout etc)
>having porn addiction (trying no pmo)
>fapped to furry
>clopped to ponies
>no CP though (thank god)
>everyone thinks I'm smart, successful, well-behaved etc
>pic related is how I think ppl will react when they know of my porn habit
That's one reason I just got divorced. I was too wild and she was too vanilla. My new girl loves the Daddy/little life style and she doesn't care if I find a little piss/rape slut
I fucked this skinny little slut at this festival for four days straight while rolling on molly this summer. I probably came in her twenty times. Not going back to that festival for a long time....
I was also in two orgies and had sex with both men and women while under the influence of whatever was being passed around.
She's married to a fuck head that doesn't do shit for her or her kids and I just got divorced so we decided an open relationship is the best. We both have problems staying faithful so that just cut a large chunk of dramam out.
been dating a girl for almost 2 years.
two months ago brought a sexy co-worker over to play vidya. my intentions were just that to hang out as friend..well that quickly led to me cheating on my girlfriend.
I haven't told her but I don't really think about it nor do I feel bad.
don't get me wrong my girlfriend is a 10/10 to me...however, that girl was also a 10/10.
haven't done it again..but I would.
am I a bad person /b/?
Do you have any idea why?
The really freaky shit, I guess I could see why you're into it. That's just a lizard dressed up in a maid's outfit. Why? Is it that enough to be an extra kink or is anthro a deep part of your sexuality or something?
You guys kind of exist in your own little corner of /b/ and no one really bugs you besides the occasional hate.
1D for women 1B for males. I'm a guy am not sexually attracted to men but I do often think about being with a man ex: talking, companioship, etc. I only have had sex with women and fat to straight porn gay sex is disgusting to me
mine probably aren't that interesting for the most part, lots of white collar and technical stuff.
The other big one is that I'm a serial cheater and always have at least three girls at once. at the moment it's five.
Kill you're self you unfunny edgelord
I take hidden cam videos of all my girl friends while they shower. I'm obviously a guy. None of them would EVER suspect me.
I quite honestly have no idea.
It just seems attractive.
Probably not. But i'm sure that most people who do this would.
I mean, duh, i still want to be "normal" sometimes. I think about this a lot. I guess that jerking off to drawings is a form of escapism, i dont know. Pretty fucked up.
Then again, there are people who are sexually attracted to feces, so could have been worse, huh?
I would say to keep doing it and not worry about what other people think....breaking the mold in this way and embracing it takes a certain amount of courage. Furry forth friend ;)
I've got a copy of a cosmetic surgery company's customer photo database.
about 25k pics of flawed, often naked men and women. some with ID, most without.
I haven't decided what to do with it yet.
You're a mentally ill child, and this is just a phase that you need to ignore if you don't want to fuck up your life for good.
You'll probaby end up being an ugly piece of work, too. Just like the rest of trannies. An abomination.
Go read books, pump iron and talk to girls.
I understand it's a (disease? disorder?) but I don't mind because transitioning will get rid of my dysphoria and make me feel 100x better. also since I'm young and I could get facial surgery if need be I'll probably be extremely passable.
I've been single for 7 years. I've never had sex and am literally afraid that if i'm in a relationship that leads to sex, I will be so nervous that I get turned off and it ruins the relationship, which keeps me from dating.
Don't get me wrong, I start making out with girls I like after a few drinks, but as soon as it looks like its getting serious, I bail.
I once stole some kids iPhone case on the bus then lit it on fire in front of his house.
I was in your situation. 10 years separated the first and second girls I fucked. I stayed out of the game for the same exact reason. You just gotta power through it. After two or three sexes you get comfortable and the nerves go away.
>he fell for the trans meme
You'd still be lying to yourself and the rest of the world.
In the end you'll be disappointed because subconsciously you realize you'll always be biologically male.
This tbqh i know a guy who bummed his way from lubbock texas to California to Hawaii and came back and lived with his parents. I didnt believe it at first but he showed pics so it was cool
I got a blowjob from my aunt after my sister's wedding. We were both very very drunk. It was in her car - we went outside to smoke and i'd lost my lighter, so we went to her car to use the one in there.
She's not milf hot like a milf thread, but cute, little chubby, great tits. She didn't talk to me for like two weeks afterwards, then sent me an email saying she couldn't remember what happened but thinks it was something we should not tell anyone.
That's the end. Sorry if boring.
Im 33 married for 11 years and fucking my 18 year old co worker. Im also cucking my best friend on a weekly basis. ( he cosigns to the fullest) i have 300 female marijuana plants spread out over 300 acres. I have a small group of kids (8) that deal my weed for me. Heres hoping for a moderate season...
>Be 15, horny all the time
>Have a thing for toes feet and legs
>Have had it for as long as I can remember
>One day my younger sister brings home a friend
>She's 13, pretty
>She starts coming over more often
>One night we're outside sitting around our fire pit
>She has her feet propped up
>She had her nails done and everything, looked super cute
>Fast forward to later
>Invite buddy over to stay the night, he agrees
>Playing vidya for most of the time
>The girls fall asleep but we're still up
>Eventually friend falls asleep too
>Turn off the TV and go on my phone
>About 10 minutes later I hear someone move positions in their sleep
>Glance over, it's the girl and both her feet are sticking out
>Stare for awhile
>Eventually I just decide to crawl over and look at them
>She has this like sparkly blue nail polish
>Horny as fuck at this point
>Gently brush her sole to see if she's asleep enough
>I start light massaging her, softest feet I've ever felt
>Work up to her ankle and lower calves
>I stop and back up
>Fuck, she might be awake
>I say her name a few times but nothing
>I brush her soles a few more times but she's not responding
>Still asleep, good
>Decide to get kinkier
>Lean down and start gently brushing her toes with my lips
>Still no response but I'm just testing the waters
>Start gently kissing her soles and the tops of her feet and ankles
>After awhile kissing turns sloppy and not long after that licking
>Spend about 20 minutes playing with her feet
>Hard as fuck at this point, so I start jerking off while sucking on her toes
>Feels fucking amazing, she's kind of responding in her dream and is wiggling her toes a little
>Can hear slight moans every now and then and stop to listen, but I'm too fucking horny to stop
>Eventually I grab one of her feet and push my dick against her sole
>Feels fucking amazing
>Jerk off against her sole for about 10 minutes until I finish
>Lay there with her toes in my mouth and her other foot against my dick, soaking it all in
>Use the blanket to whipe off her feet
>Slept fucking great that night
>Woke up next morning to her and sister making pancakes
>There were a lot of other times she spent the night and similar things happened
>Still is friendly to me to this day
Felt good man
My sister was addicted to painkillers for about two year. She had no money, no job, so I would get Oxy for her in exchange for sex. She hated it but wasn't strong enough to say no. Good times.
I'm addicted to this burning trash pile of a site... Since 2006...
Tried the other chans, leave for a few months, etc...
Always come back for a good dose of fucking retard... Can't help it... Its like watching a mentally handicapped Thomas the tank engine de-railing himself and exploding in a massive fireball over and over again...
Oh, and for more fun, I started with posting furry shit, back before the backlash (06-09) moved on to pictures of my self crossdressing (2010-2012) and then went back to being a lurker from then till now...
Faggot, No, Bi... Probably, But I'm still denying that to myself so FUCK Y'ALL...
I felt my cousin up while she slept, when we were teens. Then her parents got divorced and I didn't see her for twenty years. I just saw her this last weekend at a family funeral and all I wanted was to bend her over a table and fuck her.
>Stop being fucked in the ass
>gets horny at random times
>babysitting mom's friend's 9 year old daughter
>mom and her friend leaves her house after dropping me off
>asks to play some games with daughter until they're back because they don't want her lazying around
>I shrug it off and hits the sofa while she tries to stack cards to make a house
>everything is going chill
>a few minutes later i hear a slight groan
>girl looking up at me with these fucking cute eyes and holding her stomach
>i ask what's wrong
>says she wants to pee and she's afraid to go upstairs alone
>the peenas starts to tingle
>i try my best to calm down
>nods and follows her after she dashes upstairs and into her room
>clutches the peenas to stop it getting hard
>the toilet door was flung open and in she went
>toilet door not locked and halfway open
>peenas goes doinng.jpg
>i couldn't help but stare at her milky white virgin thighs and tiny little pussy as she lowers her skirt and poka-dotted panties and raises her top to her chest
>peenas takes control from here
>i ask if she's okay inside and near the door
>she replies with a satisfied hum which makes the peenas pulse
>i peek inside as if to check on her
>she looks at me a smiles, shivering every now and then as the golden shower continued
>the dripping sound just made me hornier
>it was obvious she was comfortable with me since i'm kind of a brother figure
>i walk in and ask again if she needs any help
>she finishes peeing and happily shakes her head no
>she reaches toilet paper
>i think fast and grab it before her
>tells her i can help
>she looks at me but discomfort was not visible
>i take my shot
>remove a simple piece from the toilet paper and make my hands down to her pee dripping cunt
>press my finger against her untouched pussy and "accidentally" breaks the tissue
>no reaction from her
>continue to touch and massage her cunt for a few seconds and lean back up
>i give a very awkward laugh and makes her laugh with me
>she thanks me
>watches her leave but peenas still in control
>before she could step out I call her
>my voice was pretty much shaking at this point
>i tell her i need to pee too
>and that i'm scared
>innocent as fuck girl believes me and i internally scream in joy
>asks me why someone as big as me is scared
>tells her its a childhood fear
>and quickly add to not tell anyone that this ever happened, because i get embarrassed
>girl bELIEVES THAT AS WELL and nods
>i ask her to stay close to me
>she stands right by my fucking side
>kinda start sweating because i'll be dead if anyone knew i was doing this
>but peenas kicked out those thoughts
>stare at her unintentionally staring at my jeans
>probably young curiosity getting to her
>takes out my barely 6 inch long, throbbing, pre-cum covered dick
>she sTILL DOESN'T LOOK AWAY
>tells me i already peed a bit
>more pre-cum ensures at her giggle
>i laugh with the hardest, horniest shiver i ever had
>gulps down the ideas that peenas couldn't hold out
>tells her i need to work a bit to pee since it's been a while
>she nods and shrugs it off
>i start jerking off while staring intently at her
>she still STARES AT MY DICK
>i imagine her peeing and her virgin pussy
>cums in less than twenty seconds
>shoot a good seven strings of cum on the toilet seat
>groan and moan
>gIRL GETS WORRIED BECAUSE PEE IS WHITE and asks me why
>i said it happens to boys while panting and taking deep breaths
>never came this much in my entire life
>thanks her and washed my still hard peenas and left downstairs
This was seven years ago. And the family after an year. No more incidents of the sort occurred after this one, and I'm not even going to risk finding the family or even going into contact with them ever again.
This is one of my biggest secrets.
I worked as a bouncer in California for five years while I went to college. There were lots of fights and squabbles. But they usually ended with no one getting hurt. With a few exceptions.
One in particular was a fellow who ran in, jumped over the bar and started throwing the bottles everywhere. Then he lit a match and threw it on the ground. Fire didn't spread or do anything because it missed the alcohol. But I was grabbing him and hauling him back over the bar to restrain him while they called the cops.
He slashed me across my neck, clavicle, and chest with a switchblade and when I grabbed his arms to protect my face he still cut my face six more times. 96 stitches.
I was on my own. Just some kids in the bar and a female bartender so I just pushed his knife back into his throat while he kept trying to slash at my face, snapping his wrist in half in the process. I wasn't even trying to kill or do any of that. I was just scared shitless I was going to die defending a bar. Even worse was while I was trying to stop his bleeding he was still swinging at me. He was definitely on some uppers.
My guilt is that even though I was bigger and more experienced, I wasn't able to just solve the problem without any serious injuries. So I killed somebody.
With 9 witnesses, cameras, and one phone video, there was nothing criminal.
But I can't touch someones arms or hands without feeling like I'll snap their wrist in half backwards. It was sickening. Of course I quit the next day.
He was the ex boyfriend of another bartender who wasn't even there that day. I think he might have killed the bartender that was there though so I'm glad I was there.
When I was a little retard I didn't know how to masturbate so I ended up sticking things in my butt. By the time I was like 14 I could shove my whole hand in there. Now I feel retarded for not knowing how to do it before.
not saying just yet, I still might have the chance to get more.
This pic is from a vid from the internet, anon is a virginfag.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Your parents should be slapped; you need to grow up; if you're a gay be a gay; don't dismember yourself because the media tells you its a 'thing'.
>You shouldn't be on /b anyway
>be 10, hang with friends at railroad tracks in woods
>cool old rail bridge went over road
>we used to drop paint balls on cars going under
>edgy teenager was sometimes there and would beat on us if we didn't leave
>one day throw a cinder block off bridge
>smashes into car, crushed drivers skull
>car crashed into on coming car killing 3 more
>cops ask me question, say I saw the angst teen out there
They tried him as an adult, he is still in prison... He didn't do it
I paid a 19 year old Muslim girl I met on MeetMe for sex. I gave her 80 bucks and told her I was wearing a condom but I wasn't.
I fucked her this afternoon and I've already jacked off thinking about it twice.
I jerk off more often to drawn doujins on sadpanda. For me, live action porn is disgusting. I browse /gif/ a bit for the ylyl threads but some of the porn webms make me physically ill to look at.
You also get to feel morally superior since actual people don't have to degrade themselves in order to create that which titillates you.
Nigga gets put under the floorboards in "The Tell-Tale Heart." Furthermore, the only thing similar between that anons post and Poe's short story is someone is murdered and the body is hidden in a house. That's it. Fuck you.
I just want cuddles and maybe big juicy tits.