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Alright /b/tards, it's that time again. What's your big secret? Just like diarrhea, you gotta let it out at some point.
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>>683523993
im a doctor who makes babys cry on propuse.
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>>683523993

I am aware of a word that rhymes with orange. You have to protect me. I'm not safe.
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I beat my dick off at the Raiders game and cum on the players
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>>683523993
My dad made me clean my room so I drugged his Froot Loops and shipped him to North Korea in a pet carrier to work in the gulag
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>>683523993
Was going to murder my family in their sleep with a 20 lb dumbbell when I was a young teen. I didn't, mind you.
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>>683523993
i never took out the trash.

it sat in the kitchen all day
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IM A NORMIE REEEEEEEEE
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>>683523993
I skipped out on rent because I wanted to buy a bunch a booze.
I probably did assault that girl and do those things she said.
My mother's the only one who's always on my side and I keep letting her down.
I'm probably a failure.
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>>683525778
**bunch of
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>>683525778
You Toby Turner?
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>>683526139
LMAO he needs to kill himself
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I have a shoe fetish and get hard off of flats, converse, all black vans, boots, heels, you name it.
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Wanted to kill myself but then remembered that dogs existed
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>>683526139
Had to Google it. Haha. I will tell you my name tho
Egan
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i'm 24, i'm in a long term relationship, i have a good work. And Sometimes i have the desire that a 15/16/17 yo girl will fall in love with me and that we will run away togheter.
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>>683523993
I would be alright with being kept at home, cooking, cleaning and being a sex slave...
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I slipped on my own cum and kicked a hole in the wall
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>>683523993
i will be able to talk about my secrets in about 82 years, when they become declassified.
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>>683526847
KEK
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>>683526530
I actually want to kill myself daily. I drink a lot and gash my upper arms and ankles and it helps a lot. They're easy enough to hide.
>>683526674
19 and I briefly dated and fell in love with a 15 year old girl. Her parents found out and made us split up. I'd still love it if one day she ends up in my life again.
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i'm newfag oh you already know
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>>683527035
HOw is it that girls of that age are so lovable? when i wan 19 i was with a 15 yo girl too.
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>>683526795
I constantly fantasize about having a sex slave
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>>683523993
When I'm alone with nothing to distract me I cry.
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>>683523993
My mom wiped my ass til I was 10.
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>>683523993
i'll frame it like this - I had a dream this happened. It did not actually happen, it was just a dream
Once I dreamed I killed a guy and hid him in the wall of the house I was living in. Moved out over 10 years ago, another family has been living there since, hasn't found him. Then I woke up and realized it was all a dream.
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>>683527462
With her it was a mix of her compassion, her devotion to me and the fact that she had realistic plans for her future at fifteen. In a lot of ways I admired her. In a lot more ways I loved her. In a lot of ways I still do. I could honestly take my own life painlessly and instantly at any time, and if she didn't exist and I didn't have some hope that some day, one year or thirty from now, I can end up with her again. That's the only reason I haven't given up on being alive.
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>>683523993
I get off on reading people get fucked by dogs....knots and breeding turn me on .-.
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>I got herpes from a bj almost a year ago, I really only have 1 night stands nowadays cuz I feel everyone takes some risk when they do that.
>Finally met a girl, she's special, we havent had sex yet, I still debate if I should tell her or not and just say "I didn't know" if she catches it.
>Had a mental breakdown a couple days ago because of the building stress. My friends and family think I'm still the same, carefree, and happy person.
>debate killing myself every couple days
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>>683526275
are there others like you?
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>>683528354
Do you have money? Go buy a pack of razor blades and go to work on gashing your fucking ankles. You'll instantly feel better, it's like getting high but better and it only works when you're suicidal.
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>>683528354
why not go on a super hobo excursion to find yourself? i mean, the worst that could happen is you get explore the world around other than the one that makes you wanna kill yourself, yaknow?
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Im str8 but i fap to gay porn
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>>683528679
Yeah, I have a great job, lots of opportunity. I just figured that I won't be able to find "the one" in life with this condition now. I just hold it all in, cutting myself makes me kinda squirm at the thought of it.
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>>683526275
Damn Daniel...
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>>683529035
I got news for you buddy.. You ain't as str8 as you think you is.
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>>683529116
Trust me, it's not as bad as it seems. It's like you're releasing all that bad juju out of your open wounds. Cut, throw a little peroxide and a bandage on it and enjoy as your brain floods itself with good juju to try and balance out the pain of an injury. You aren't in any danger and barely feel any pain and yet you get the pleasure. It's worth it to try.
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>>683529035
You are not straight, buddy.
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>>683529001
>I feel like that post is over 9000
Yeah, I thought about that actually tried it in college once and it was enough for me. I just want to be "normal" again, and this girl is one of the first of of a lot that is intellectually beautiful. Thanks for the input tho.
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>>683529442
Eh, I'll take it under consideration, my problem is that I would be harming myself and it wouldn't be fixing any problems. Idk maybe I'll try it and it'll be the best stress reliever.
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My car's mom tried to finger me in the back of my friend
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>>683529035
Now tell me, where do you see yourself on this scale?
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>>683529920
All of my wat
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>>683529913
Definitely try :)
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>>683529967
E1
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was molested/fucked by my two cousins but ended up liking it.
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Tried to break my leg as a kid so I wouldn't have to go to some girls birthday party. Real pussy magnet I know.
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>>683529967
I'm between 2D and 2E
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>>683529116
bro, it's just herpes. something like a third of sexually active adults have it. It's something you have to tell her if you want to be in a relationship with her, but I'd be surprised if it was a deal breaker.
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>>683523993
For some reason i get much more exited from the making of a looped porn gif than from the very source of the porn i'm looping.
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Heroin junkie signing in
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>>683530813
yeah and a lot of studies and other things I've read about it says it's not a big deal. But, if you were given the option by your partner, I bet it would probably not play out too well.
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>>683531457
Have you tried cutting?
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>>683531587
if it was somebody I could see myself with for life, I had a 30% chance of catching it as an adult anyway, and my partner approached it in an adult way? I'd probably go for it.
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My secret is that I know who makes these threads
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>>683531999
Checked
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>>683531979
I have enough track scars, plus y I wud go 4 a small endorphin buzz wen I can flood my brain w/ it. Dope is like what ur trying to actual accomplish by cutting but soo better
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>>683531999
I mean I see your point (a good argument too), but we've only been dating for like a month or two and that's definitely not something I could predict or pull the trigger on. The best way I saw going about it, is to tell her once we got to that point in or relationship and just let her know so that she has an out at any point in us being together.
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>>683532904
No fucking way, cutting is WAY better. It's free, discrete, gets you JUST as gone with the right slashes in the right place, the risk is like nicking your finger compared to fucking dying, and if you do it right you don't permanently fuck your brain up.
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>>683533394
Are you a girl?
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>>683533394
A)only tards and newfags die cuz of low tolerance, tester shots ppl! B) also brain damage comes from asphyxiation so don't od and ur brain works
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>>683533875
Nope
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>>683533936
Enjoy your smack addiction faggot. Call me in a week and I'll buy your car for a dollar.
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>>683534075
Fuck you I'm a college grad with a career, cu in the welfare line where my dude sells
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>>683523993
i talk about /b/ outside of 4chan
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>>683523993
I've been in a relationship for about 3years and she still doesn't know that I have 3 kids, they are living with their mother in a different state, but she thinks I don't have any kids. I lied about not having any. Oh well I'm a piece of shit.
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I'm a married man, but there's a guy I talk to on kik. We swap videos of ourselves jerking off. It gets pretty gay.
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I think im to dependent on people so they eventually leave me.
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>>683534267
Oh, sweet, a college kid. I'll bring a couple quarters so I can buy your shitty Pulp Fiction poster and your Vans, smacky.
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>>683534348
Rules 1 & 2 faggot!
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>>683534689
rulz r 4 fags
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I'm an atheist. This is an actual secret of mine, no troll.
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>>683534611
Don't forget to buy a bundle, my have 12 bags not 10!
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>>683523993
I'm a well known celebrity
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>>683523993
I'm a satanist. I have only 3 friends that know.
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>>683534910
2pac is that you???
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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
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I look presentable and innocent but have a bunch of weird fetishes involving the anus

Sort of like a werewolf has to hide it or whatever, except I like buttholes and other stuff involving buttholes
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>>683523993
Instead of killing myself I just make cakes for myself.
My friends are very happy for the cakes I gift them, But I hope I run out of mixes soon.
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>>683534910
Hi Taylor
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>>683535309
Butt hole werewolf? I'd watch that movie
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>>683534910
Can I have your autograph?
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Given the chance, I would drug my best friend with Devil's Breath (can't remember how to spell the actual name) and rape her repeatedly and film it. Face fucking, creampie, pissing in and on her. You name it. I'm a sick fuck
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my secret?
you wanna know my secret?
only if i get dubs
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>>683535844
Kek
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>>683523993
I need help with a thread post I wanna make on /qa/ but I don't know how to ask for help on it. Also Ive killed people before.
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>>683535844
chekt, now spill it
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>>683535844
rekt kid
>fucking checkd
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>>683535844
Gib, nigger
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>>683535844
my secret is......

the kraby patty formula is 95% nigger semen
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>>683535743
Given the chance? So you haven't acted on that demented shit yet? If i were a girl who was your friend, i would wear a chasity belt and not drink a damn thing you give me.
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>>683524646
Eminem please go
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I didn't wash my hands after going poop poop during my lunch break today.

Everyone's coffee at Starbucks was contaminated.
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>In 3rd grade I cheated on my history exam.
>In fourth grade I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play.
>In 5th grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.
>when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out.
>worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony
> made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa
>dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience.
>all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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>>683536497
>implying people at starbucks don't deserve E. coli
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>>683536367
Thx, anon, now I know where to get my wife''s food
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>>683536367
That's why those white bitches love krabby patties so much!
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>>683535844
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Some dumbfuck state trooper lent me a hard drive that he accidentally left his homemade porn on it!
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>>683536685
fucking singles of truth.
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>>683535007
Eeeeey hail satan!
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>>683536634
Nice copy pasta bruh
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>>683527857
U dat boi too? Oh shit waddup
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Im secretly gay, and attracted to my best friend, but hes super homophobic and anti gay.
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on several occasions i would go out to my small field, lay down in an enclosed spot and masturbate, this was before i could cum.

also when x-men 2 was being advertised i mistook the scene where mystique slid through the door as her being a snake and fantasized that i was her snake son
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I shitpost on /v/ for keks. those nigs get mad at everything.
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>>683529967
D1,
can never date a guy, i just cant see myself do it
on the flip side though, i wouldn't mind fucking one all day or all weekend for that matter.

to stay on true to the thread...
I'm failing miserably in college, even though i tell my parents and gf I'm doing okay 70's get Degrees but 50s sure as fuck don't
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>>683529967
straight A
>pun intended
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i'm boosted into silver on league
i'm that bad
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>>683523993
I used to go on a lot of chatrooms as a kid because I was lonely. A lot of older guys wanted to talk to me. I would pretend I didn't know anything about sex and would act innocent so they would keep talking to me. When I wouldn't send them pictures they would leave and I'd be alone again.
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>>683523993
I've only really come back to /b/ so I can find threads to get attention in. I'll post my Kik if it's appropriate, and it's actually gotten me a couple of alright people to talk to.
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>>683523993

Here's mine:
>currently be 24
>doing well in university
>grad next year
>fit (marathon runner)
>interning at a police department, handling futures projects
>loves fps-rpg hybrids (bioshock, fallout etc)
>having porn addiction (trying no pmo)
>fapped to furry
>clopped to ponies
>no CP though (thank god)
>everyone thinks I'm smart, successful, well-behaved etc
>pic related is how I think ppl will react when they know of my porn habit
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>>683536372
Quite honestly anon, I would probably chicken out. It's a wild fantasy but i'm 99% sure I wouldn't do it even if I knew I wouldn't get caught.
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>>683528354
Tell her, use condoms, and take herpes suppressing medicine, you fucking dolt.
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I'm stealing posts from this thread to use as writing prompts. That's my secret.
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>>683539386
Fucking this
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>>683540353
You steal mine, (Rape friend guy) I wanna read that story
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>>683538397
Bi male here. Let's swap jerk off videos on Kik.
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i am penus docter nomber 1 in world
actual average penus size is 28cm
ur penus is smull
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>>683540689
I'm a female, Anon.
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>>683540678
The Devil's Breath guy?
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>>683540890
>that offer still stands
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>>683540890
That works for me too. That's how bi works.
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>>683541004
Yeah, figured. I don't give out full nudes, though.
I've only really send ass pics (with panties still on).
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>>683523993
A girl revealed to me her rape story. It makes me hard and I can't think of anything else when I talk to her.
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>>683523993
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>>683540353
got any particular areas you want to write about? I have a lot of fucking secrets.
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>>683541190
I wasn't the guy but I'll take ass pics. :p
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>>683541190
That's cool. What gets me off is someone seeing my dick, knowing they're watching me jerk off.
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>>683540890
>attention seeking femanon on /b/

well I am surprised
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>>683541302
Mah Nigga. I have a major rape fetish.
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>>683541409
I'll write about anything as a prompt. But the second part is that I post writing prompts online for other writers. So I'm also exploiting you.
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>>683541457
>>683541544
Well, IDK, my Kik is Kycklingg if either of you care.
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>>683541554
Oh, yeah. What a shocker, I know.
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>>683541302
almost nothing gets me off more than making a girl tell me her rape and molestation stories while I fuck her.

surprisingly there are a couple of girls into that.
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>>683541302
>>683541652

Same here. It's scared how hard I'll choke my wife during sex and how hard he makes me.
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>>683541799
that's fine anon, the more people writing about what I've done the less likely I am to be caught.
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>>683542005
That's one reason I just got divorced. I was too wild and she was too vanilla. My new girl loves the Daddy/little life style and she doesn't care if I find a little piss/rape slut
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I fucked this skinny little slut at this festival for four days straight while rolling on molly this summer. I probably came in her twenty times. Not going back to that festival for a long time....

I was also in two orgies and had sex with both men and women while under the influence of whatever was being passed around.
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>>683542167
Okay, spill what you got then! I have like 3,600 followers so lots of people will see it if I post.
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>>683527035
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>>683524646
doorhinge
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>>683524646
sporange (a sac where spores are made)
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>>683525288
hey josh
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>>683541809
I'll think about it. I'm always happy trading attention for nudes, but not really an ass man
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>>683542430
Wait, I think I follow you on Tumblr. You male or female. (inb4 hurr durr Tumblr. I'm not one of those whiney ass white knight/SJW fucks)
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>>683529967
Fo
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>>683542756
Yeah, sorry about the lack of diversity.
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I hate my girlfriend
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>>683542407
you are living the dream anon. Do you know how hard it is to find a little who is fine with you fucking other girls?
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>>683542793
Yeah, and I'm not one of the really faggy fags
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>>683523993
Cucked my husband. Thing is, I don't regret it. And that makes me feel really guilty.
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Fap to scat porn every day
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i jerk off to drawn things
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>>683542793
Not on tumblr. Not sure if I'd share where I post. Just because I promised myself I wouldn't use 4Chan to promote it.
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>>683543134
She's married to a fuck head that doesn't do shit for her or her kids and I just got divorced so we decided an open relationship is the best. We both have problems staying faithful so that just cut a large chunk of dramam out.
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>>683543273
Let's see some tits you shitty cuckess
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>>683526275

Is it only when a girl is wearing them? I like all of those when they're on a girl but not alone really
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>>683523993
been dating a girl for almost 2 years.
two months ago brought a sexy co-worker over to play vidya. my intentions were just that to hang out as friend..well that quickly led to me cheating on my girlfriend.
I haven't told her but I don't really think about it nor do I feel bad.
don't get me wrong my girlfriend is a 10/10 to me...however, that girl was also a 10/10.
haven't done it again..but I would.
am I a bad person /b/?
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>>683543488
Fair enough.
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>>683543398

Do you have any idea why?

The really freaky shit, I guess I could see why you're into it. That's just a lizard dressed up in a maid's outfit. Why? Is it that enough to be an extra kink or is anthro a deep part of your sexuality or something?

You guys kind of exist in your own little corner of /b/ and no one really bugs you besides the occasional hate.
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>>683529967
1D for women 1B for males. I'm a guy am not sexually attracted to men but I do often think about being with a man ex: talking, companioship, etc. I only have had sex with women and fat to straight porn gay sex is disgusting to me
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>>683527975
That's a Poe story, "The Tell-Tale Heart", I think.
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>>683542430
mine probably aren't that interesting for the most part, lots of white collar and technical stuff.

The other big one is that I'm a serial cheater and always have at least three girls at once. at the moment it's five.
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>>683543518
interesting. I might have to find somebody who fits that mould.
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>>683536367
Kill you're self you unfunny edgelord
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I take hidden cam videos of all my girl friends while they shower. I'm obviously a guy. None of them would EVER suspect me.
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>>683543791
I quite honestly have no idea.

It just seems attractive.
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>>683543976
Best advice is just be honest about EXACTLY what you want frm the relationship. Tell them EVERYTHING, good and bad. Other than that a good hunting ground is fetlife.com
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>>683543798
did the Poe story involve Hefty bags, nylon cord and drywall?
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>>683544370
If there was a world that you could escape to that had a bunch of creatures like this that you could fuck, but you could never come back, would you go?
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>>683544411
checked

Thanks for the advice anon. I know one or two littles who might fit the bill there if it means they get some freedom too.
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>>683544710
Not that anon but I would do it in a heart beat
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>>683543822
Everything, as mundane as it is, can be a great story.
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>>683545041
Glad I could help. No one should ever be forced to settle
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>>683544635
Its a short story, public domain, read it and see for yourself.
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>>683532604
Sauce?
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i never recovered, but everyone thinks im ok
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>>683544710
Probably not. But i'm sure that most people who do this would.

I mean, duh, i still want to be "normal" sometimes. I think about this a lot. I guess that jerking off to drawings is a form of escapism, i dont know. Pretty fucked up.

Then again, there are people who are sexually attracted to feces, so could have been worse, huh?
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>>683543660
my intentions were just that to hang out as friend
>why would you lie on 4chan
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>>683545471

I would say to keep doing it and not worry about what other people think....breaking the mold in this way and embracing it takes a certain amount of courage. Furry forth friend ;)
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I fap to loli threads on 4chan
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>>683543660
douchebag
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>>683523993
I gave myself a piss enema with an empty water bottle, then shit/pissed/bled on my dad's towel. We never spoke about it.
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>>683524646
blorenge sporange
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>>683526795

asl bby u wan sum fuk?
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>>683526674
Eh. 25 and I'm the same.
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>>683545198
I've got a copy of a cosmetic surgery company's customer photo database.

about 25k pics of flawed, often naked men and women. some with ID, most without.

I haven't decided what to do with it yet.
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>>683529967
E1.5
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i bump dying threads
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>>683534547

yeah but if they are not in your life then you were already a piece of shit before the relationship.
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>>683541997
I've fucked three girls who have told me about their rapes while fucking them.
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>>683544073
why
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>>683529967
E6
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>>683523993
I'm underage b& and transgender and hoping to start my transition within a month or two. (Male to female)
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>>683536497
>implying anyone who speaks like that could get a job.
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>>683547286
kys not a nice a shirt
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>>683547286
You're a mentally ill child, and this is just a phase that you need to ignore if you don't want to fuck up your life for good.

You'll probaby end up being an ugly piece of work, too. Just like the rest of trannies. An abomination.

Go read books, pump iron and talk to girls.
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>>683546957
>Actual faggot
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>>683547847
???
>>683548087
I understand it's a (disease? disorder?) but I don't mind because transitioning will get rid of my dysphoria and make me feel 100x better. also since I'm young and I could get facial surgery if need be I'll probably be extremely passable.
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>>683537425
Fucking faggot nigger kill yourself
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I've been single for 7 years. I've never had sex and am literally afraid that if i'm in a relationship that leads to sex, I will be so nervous that I get turned off and it ruins the relationship, which keeps me from dating.

Don't get me wrong, I start making out with girls I like after a few drinks, but as soon as it looks like its getting serious, I bail.
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Not my biggest life secret but I let my niece shower with me when she stays at my place.
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>>683530904
Sauce??

>>683523993
I once stole some kids iPhone case on the bus then lit it on fire in front of his house.
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>>683538307
Fucking women
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>>683549443
touching?
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I am a 14 year old dating a 21 year old
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>>683549354
I was in your situation. 10 years separated the first and second girls I fucked. I stayed out of the game for the same exact reason. You just gotta power through it. After two or three sexes you get comfortable and the nerves go away.
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>>683549832
>>683547286
MODS
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>>683549832
Noice.
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I want my girl to force me to have gay sex for her amusement. I want to be humiliated.
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>>683549667
I'm a guy
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>>683545683
Why? What makes them so attractive to you?
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>>683548528
>he fell for the trans meme

You'd still be lying to yourself and the rest of the world.
In the end you'll be disappointed because subconsciously you realize you'll always be biologically male.
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I've shared my wife's pictures here and one is reposted on imgur and has about 30k views.
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i sexually assaulted a girl

i called a eurasian girl a half-breed bitch and told her i hoped she kills herself
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~~~****...i want to DANCE like noones watching...****~~~

~~***mikiiboi***~~
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>>683549832
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When I was little(around 12-14) I would cum into my eye occasionally so I could get pink eye and not have to go to school.
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>>683550548
Well... did it work?
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>>683550772
Of course it worked. I would get up around 1 or 2 hours before school and do it, because sometimes it would wear off early.
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>>683549776
sometimes on "accident." she doesnt seem to mind but im not going to try anything more. I helped bathe her when she was younger but she's old enough now she doesnt need help
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>>683544073
Well let's see the vids
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>>683523993
I've guessed a few of my friends Facebook passwords and look at their girlfriend's nudes.
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I masturbated in a humanities class once
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>>683552309
did u get an A?
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>>683551501
How old?
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>>683552985
sounds like he got an O instad
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>>683552985
Yes actually
Worst part about the whole thing was it was in the front row right next to the teacher as she was giving a lecture
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>>683553191
just turned 9
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>>683553637
must have been a good topic
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>>683554845
I sat next to a really hot chick, and when she leaned down to get in her bag I saw a bit of her nipple and I had to go to town
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>>683555142
that's sad
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>>683555724
Yeah you're right
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>>683529967
D1
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>>683529001
This tbqh i know a guy who bummed his way from lubbock texas to California to Hawaii and came back and lived with his parents. I didnt believe it at first but he showed pics so it was cool
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I got a blowjob from my aunt after my sister's wedding. We were both very very drunk. It was in her car - we went outside to smoke and i'd lost my lighter, so we went to her car to use the one in there.
She's not milf hot like a milf thread, but cute, little chubby, great tits. She didn't talk to me for like two weeks afterwards, then sent me an email saying she couldn't remember what happened but thinks it was something we should not tell anyone.
That's the end. Sorry if boring.
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Im 33 married for 11 years and fucking my 18 year old co worker. Im also cucking my best friend on a weekly basis. ( he cosigns to the fullest) i have 300 female marijuana plants spread out over 300 acres. I have a small group of kids (8) that deal my weed for me. Heres hoping for a moderate season...
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>>683549832
i know you are not real... le pepe face
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>>683529035
same actually
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>>683556526
you gonna just let it end there? or are you gonna get more out of her?
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>Be 15, horny all the time
>Have a thing for toes feet and legs
>Have had it for as long as I can remember
>One day my younger sister brings home a friend
>She's 13, pretty
>She starts coming over more often
>One night we're outside sitting around our fire pit
>She has her feet propped up
>She had her nails done and everything, looked super cute
>Fast forward to later
>Invite buddy over to stay the night, he agrees
>Playing vidya for most of the time
>The girls fall asleep but we're still up
>Eventually friend falls asleep too
>Turn off the TV and go on my phone
>About 10 minutes later I hear someone move positions in their sleep
>Glance over, it's the girl and both her feet are sticking out
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>>683557533
uhuh......
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>>683557533

Cont.

>Stare for awhile
>Eventually I just decide to crawl over and look at them
>She has this like sparkly blue nail polish
>Horny as fuck at this point
>Gently brush her sole to see if she's asleep enough
>No response
>I start light massaging her, softest feet I've ever felt
>Work up to her ankle and lower calves
>She moans
>I stop and back up
>Fuck, she might be awake
>I say her name a few times but nothing
>I brush her soles a few more times but she's not responding
>Still asleep, good
>Decide to get kinkier
>Lean down and start gently brushing her toes with my lips
>Still no response but I'm just testing the waters
>Start gently kissing her soles and the tops of her feet and ankles
>After awhile kissing turns sloppy and not long after that licking
>Spend about 20 minutes playing with her feet
>Hard as fuck at this point, so I start jerking off while sucking on her toes
>Feels fucking amazing, she's kind of responding in her dream and is wiggling her toes a little
>Can hear slight moans every now and then and stop to listen, but I'm too fucking horny to stop
>Eventually I grab one of her feet and push my dick against her sole
>Feels fucking amazing
>Jerk off against her sole for about 10 minutes until I finish
>Lay there with her toes in my mouth and her other foot against my dick, soaking it all in
>Use the blanket to whipe off her feet
>Slept fucking great that night
>Woke up next morning to her and sister making pancakes
>There were a lot of other times she spent the night and similar things happened
>Still is friendly to me to this day

Felt good man
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My sister was addicted to painkillers for about two year. She had no money, no job, so I would get Oxy for her in exchange for sex. She hated it but wasn't strong enough to say no. Good times.
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>>683536634
kek'd
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>>683523993

I'm addicted to this burning trash pile of a site... Since 2006...

Tried the other chans, leave for a few months, etc...

Always come back for a good dose of fucking retard... Can't help it... Its like watching a mentally handicapped Thomas the tank engine de-railing himself and exploding in a massive fireball over and over again...
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>>683526674
Humbert Humbert?
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>>683526674
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>>683557925

Oh, and for more fun, I started with posting furry shit, back before the backlash (06-09) moved on to pictures of my self crossdressing (2010-2012) and then went back to being a lurker from then till now...

Faggot, No, Bi... Probably, But I'm still denying that to myself so FUCK Y'ALL...
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>>683550118
I'm okay with that though
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>>683524355
And you can't spell!
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I lose a lot of blood out of my asshole daily and sometimes it makes me light headed. but i am probably not ever going to do anything about it.
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I felt my cousin up while she slept, when we were teens. Then her parents got divorced and I didn't see her for twenty years. I just saw her this last weekend at a family funeral and all I wanted was to bend her over a table and fuck her.
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>>683529967
e2
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>>683558883
>Stop being fucked in the ass

>Problem solved

???
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>>683528083
Chris?
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>be 16
>gets horny at random times
>babysitting mom's friend's 9 year old daughter
>mom and her friend leaves her house after dropping me off
>asks to play some games with daughter until they're back because they don't want her lazying around
>I shrug it off and hits the sofa while she tries to stack cards to make a house
>everything is going chill
>a few minutes later i hear a slight groan
>girl looking up at me with these fucking cute eyes and holding her stomach
>i ask what's wrong
>says she wants to pee and she's afraid to go upstairs alone
>the peenas starts to tingle
>i try my best to calm down
>nods and follows her after she dashes upstairs and into her room
>clutches the peenas to stop it getting hard
>the toilet door was flung open and in she went
>toilet door not locked and halfway open
>peenas goes doinng.jpg
>i couldn't help but stare at her milky white virgin thighs and tiny little pussy as she lowers her skirt and poka-dotted panties and raises her top to her chest
>peenas takes control from here
>i ask if she's okay inside and near the door
>she replies with a satisfied hum which makes the peenas pulse
>i peek inside as if to check on her
>she looks at me a smiles, shivering every now and then as the golden shower continued
>the dripping sound just made me hornier
>it was obvious she was comfortable with me since i'm kind of a brother figure
>i walk in and ask again if she needs any help
>she finishes peeing and happily shakes her head no
>she reaches toilet paper
>i think fast and grab it before her
>tells her i can help
>she looks at me but discomfort was not visible
>i take my shot
>remove a simple piece from the toilet paper and make my hands down to her pee dripping cunt
>press my finger against her untouched pussy and "accidentally" breaks the tissue
>no reaction from her
>continue to touch and massage her cunt for a few seconds and lean back up
>i give a very awkward laugh and makes her laugh with me
>she thanks me

cont.
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>>683528083
You should probably kill yourself, the chances of finding her again are pretty low. But if you die at least she will hear of your death someday
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>>683526847
Oh my goodness
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>>683560484
kys you inbred pervert nigger bitch whore cunt dick faggot
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>>683558883
Fucking hell Dan. Go see a doctor.
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>>683529920
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>>683560484
Moar
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>>683560484

>watches her leave but peenas still in control
>before she could step out I call her
>my voice was pretty much shaking at this point
>i tell her i need to pee too
>and that i'm scared
>innocent as fuck girl believes me and i internally scream in joy
>asks me why someone as big as me is scared
>tells her its a childhood fear
>and quickly add to not tell anyone that this ever happened, because i get embarrassed
>girl bELIEVES THAT AS WELL and nods
>ohfuckyaaas.jpg
>i ask her to stay close to me
>she stands right by my fucking side
>kinda start sweating because i'll be dead if anyone knew i was doing this
>but peenas kicked out those thoughts
>unzips jeans
>stare at her unintentionally staring at my jeans
>probably young curiosity getting to her
>takes out my barely 6 inch long, throbbing, pre-cum covered dick
>she sTILL DOESN'T LOOK AWAY
>girl laughs
>tells me i already peed a bit
>more pre-cum ensures at her giggle
>i laugh with the hardest, horniest shiver i ever had
>gulps down the ideas that peenas couldn't hold out
>tells her i need to work a bit to pee since it's been a while
>she nods and shrugs it off
>i start jerking off while staring intently at her
>she still STARES AT MY DICK
>i imagine her peeing and her virgin pussy
>cums in less than twenty seconds
>ohlawdjesustakemenow.jpg
>shoot a good seven strings of cum on the toilet seat
>groan and moan
>gIRL GETS WORRIED BECAUSE PEE IS WHITE and asks me why
>i said it happens to boys while panting and taking deep breaths
>never came this much in my entire life
>thanks her and washed my still hard peenas and left downstairs

This was seven years ago. And the family after an year. No more incidents of the sort occurred after this one, and I'm not even going to risk finding the family or even going into contact with them ever again.

This is one of my biggest secrets.
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>>683562579

family left*
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>>683545907
How did you have access to that?
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>>683562579
lol
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>>683562579
Do you still get desires to do stuff like that?
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>>683563042
the thought is exciting yes, but i cant imagine doing something like this again.
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I worked as a bouncer in California for five years while I went to college. There were lots of fights and squabbles. But they usually ended with no one getting hurt. With a few exceptions.

One in particular was a fellow who ran in, jumped over the bar and started throwing the bottles everywhere. Then he lit a match and threw it on the ground. Fire didn't spread or do anything because it missed the alcohol. But I was grabbing him and hauling him back over the bar to restrain him while they called the cops.

He slashed me across my neck, clavicle, and chest with a switchblade and when I grabbed his arms to protect my face he still cut my face six more times. 96 stitches.

I was on my own. Just some kids in the bar and a female bartender so I just pushed his knife back into his throat while he kept trying to slash at my face, snapping his wrist in half in the process. I wasn't even trying to kill or do any of that. I was just scared shitless I was going to die defending a bar. Even worse was while I was trying to stop his bleeding he was still swinging at me. He was definitely on some uppers.

My guilt is that even though I was bigger and more experienced, I wasn't able to just solve the problem without any serious injuries. So I killed somebody.

With 9 witnesses, cameras, and one phone video, there was nothing criminal.

But I can't touch someones arms or hands without feeling like I'll snap their wrist in half backwards. It was sickening. Of course I quit the next day.

He was the ex boyfriend of another bartender who wasn't even there that day. I think he might have killed the bartender that was there though so I'm glad I was there.
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When I was a little retard I didn't know how to masturbate so I ended up sticking things in my butt. By the time I was like 14 I could shove my whole hand in there. Now I feel retarded for not knowing how to do it before.
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>>683562917
not saying just yet, I still might have the chance to get more.
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>>683563344
That must be a hard way of dealing with interests
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>>683546760
#facts
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>>683529035
I've gor a secret too: you aren't straight.
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>>683525778
>do those things she said.
My mother's the only one who's always on my side and I keep letting her down.
This is a feel I could do without
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>>683540890
Consider the following

Tits and timestamp
Stfu
Gtfo
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>>683542411
Here's what's actuallt true:

Anon fucked a guy and is gay.
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>>683565228
Consider the following

That was posted two hours ago
She's probably gone
You fucking moron
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I regularly stimulate my prostate.
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I think i have hyper hydrosis between my ass cheeks where I have condensation or sweat there constantly and no one knows.
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>>683544073
This pic is from a vid from the internet, anon is a virginfag.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>683544635
Just because you're taking creative liberties doesn't mean you're an uncreative attentionfag.
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>>683543666
CHECKD
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>>683545683
He's a fucking pedo
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>>683547286
Your parents should be slapped; you need to grow up; if you're a gay be a gay; don't dismember yourself because the media tells you its a 'thing'.

>You shouldn't be on /b anyway
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I'm madly in love with my best friend, who is a lesbian, and get really upset just think about how perfect she is and how nothing is ever going to happen between us :, (
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>>683535083
You again? Prove it.
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>>683547286
For god's sake matthew are you sure.
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>>683525778
>My mother's the only one who's always on my side and I keep letting her down.

Typical woman.
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>>683523993
I'm secretly transgender
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>>683565397
>is still here
Calls anon a she even though likely neckbeard mouthbreather.
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>>683529967
E5
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>>683567263
TF niggerfaggot. Me too
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Im a very regular drug user im schiz u fap to some pretty awful stuff my idea of a fun way to spemd an hour is speed and gore sites and my family knows nothing
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>>683567493
**I
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>>683567132
</3
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>>683523993
>be 10, hang with friends at railroad tracks in woods
>cool old rail bridge went over road
>we used to drop paint balls on cars going under
>edgy teenager was sometimes there and would beat on us if we didn't leave
>one day throw a cinder block off bridge
>smashes into car, crushed drivers skull
>car crashed into on coming car killing 3 more
>cops ask me question, say I saw the angst teen out there

They tried him as an adult, he is still in prison... He didn't do it
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I'm banging my boss at work
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I paid a 19 year old Muslim girl I met on MeetMe for sex. I gave her 80 bucks and told her I was wearing a condom but I wasn't.

I fucked her this afternoon and I've already jacked off thinking about it twice.
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>>683543791
I jerk off more often to drawn doujins on sadpanda. For me, live action porn is disgusting. I browse /gif/ a bit for the ylyl threads but some of the porn webms make me physically ill to look at.
You also get to feel morally superior since actual people don't have to degrade themselves in order to create that which titillates you.
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it WAS aliens
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>>683543798
Nigga gets put under the floorboards in "The Tell-Tale Heart." Furthermore, the only thing similar between that anons post and Poe's short story is someone is murdered and the body is hidden in a house. That's it. Fuck you.
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I just want cuddles and maybe big juicy tits.
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>>683537390
>>683527857

wish my mom wiped my ass till i was 10
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>>683541809
Hey why don't you post a booty pic here?
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>>683569678
Prefer one-on-one simply because age gap is sometimes pretty large.
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