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Hey b im at school trips and i fuck shit up I will deliver
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>>683520206
Shameless self bump
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punch a teacher
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Roll
>what's the worst that could happen
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>>683520900
Kek
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>>683520206
Shoot up school lel
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fuck shit up OP do it! fuck the trips, dont be a faggot
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>>683520206
piss on the floor like a chimpanzee
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>>683521062 no you have to earn it
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Shit on desk
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>>683520206
Whhat are you planning on doing op?
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Spaghetti. Everywhere.
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>>683521302
Knock over a garbage can and throw the garbage at a student or teacher
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>>683520206
alright op
shit or piss in a corner and timestamp it doesn't matter where or what room but it have to be on the compound
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Sharpie in asshole
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>>683520206
Shit in your hand and then literally fuck your shitty mitt then rub the shit and jizz on your face and scream I'M STILL A MAAAAAAN!
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spit on the floor
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piss on your shoes
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screenshot this thread and email it to your teacher with the name of your crush/gf/bf attached
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write MGTOW on a desk lol
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turn someone's book bag inside out
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>>683520206
SHOUT NIGGER AT A BLACK KID
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>>683520206
play hentai ASMR out loud and start jacking off to it
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punch the closest black person and call them a nigger
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just be white op
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>>683522114
rollin
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SHOUT NIGGER AT A TEACHER
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write racist are bad people on your whiteboard
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>>683521971
rolling
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just start suckin some dudes dick
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stare at someone for 8 seconds
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>>683521628
Anything that anons request me if not probably chimp out
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pull your dick out of your pants and walk around like you don't notice it
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>>683522269
rollin
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Punch the teacher
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>>683520206
Stab your teacher with a pencil
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>>683522333
winrar
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>>683522333
Winrar
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Tell the teacher, "OP wouldn't deliver anyway." While recording of course.
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Yell bomb
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>>683522333
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Shit yourself.
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>>683520206
Hide naked pictures of yourself in teachers desk, report to police.
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>>683522333
ahahahahahahhahaha. dubtrips mean you cant deny.
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unzip your zipper and walk around
let's see how long it takes for someone to tell you?
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Stand up and start wanking
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>>683522333
Oh shit op
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Now we wait for op to not be a faggot
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tell the teacher you know his/her secret then laugh evily
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>>683522333
winner
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>>683522333
AYY WINRAR
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>>683522333
get sucking bitch
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Piss your pants like a man
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pull out yugihoe cards and tell the teacher it's time to duel
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So what you gonna do OP?
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>>683522333
Better start heading to that glory hole.
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>>683522333
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anyone that makes eye contact has to battle you tell them you choose pikachu
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>>683522333
Op better deliver
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I know how ridiculous "school" can be. Just read a book to pass the time. As long as there is a test being taken they should be fine with that.
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Come on OP!
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>>683520206
>trips and i fuck shit up
>>683522269
>start suckin some dudes dick
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>>683523105
^this
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>>683522333
fucking faggots I don't want OP doing some gay shit thats fucking boring rolling for stabbing the school roid monkey with a pencil
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>>683522333
OP ain't gonna do it
He's too much of a faggot
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>>683523343
Op here I agree with this anon
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Ask to borrow some girl's pen. In front of her, take out your penis and slide the pen into your urethra. Don't stop going, go deeper.
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>>683522333
>>683522269
What is with you people and dick sucking? I have nothing against getting blowjobs, but you people are just obsessed.
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>>683522333
Let's all be honest, OP is underage anyway
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>>683523581
>implying we give a fuck
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Punch the teacher
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>>683523581
I say OP should shit on the floor somewhere and post a pic.
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>>683523689
Shut up, and accept the system.
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Fake a seizure by falling on the floor and start shaking
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>>683523581
>tries bitching out on dubs trips
deliver op, /b/ has spoken
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>>683523852
Shit in a urinal
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>>683523793
Didn't read
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punch self in cock until you pass out.
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>>683523581
Fuck you get on your knees and suck someone. WE HAD AN AGREEMENT
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Scream allahu Akbar and throw your backpack at someone
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Stuff toilets with tissues and shit in a sink
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>>683524189
roll for 222
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Walk up to the nearest black kid and yell "I HATE NIGGERS" in his face while squeezing his dick as hard as you can
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>>683522333
All of my keks.... come on op deliver the sucky sucky
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Pull the fire alarm or something
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stab your self with a pencil then op
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>>683523442
he's too much of a faggot to... suck a dick?

>>683523581
aww too bad you made this thread, you should've expected the worst, and it really isn't the worst.
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>>683522269
that would be funny if I was 12.

Stop being 12.
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Just do it fag
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>>683522333
Full house. OP is a fag, so it shouldn't be a problem.
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>>683524214
>>683523986
>>683523943
These
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>>683523105
>I know how ridiculous "school" can be. Just read a book to pass the time. As long as there is a test being taken they should be fine with that.
*isn't
When they give a test you are supposed to be all serious and take the test while they watch.
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>>683524349
in the leg
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Come out as a demisexual trigender wolfkin loudly in front of the class
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Streak the school
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Do it faggit
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>>683524530
This
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>calling op a fag
>asking him to suck a dick
kek'd
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>>683524494
In that order.
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grab a fire extinguisher when nobody is looking then go into the nearest classroom and spray everybody while yelling "crunchatize me too captain"
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>>683524198
Rolling for this
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>>683523256
This.
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Yell "black lives dont matter"
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>>683524377
>he's too much of a faggot to... suck a dick?
He's at school, dipshit.
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stand up in front of class and start jacking it
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Op is a fag
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>>683524530
Roll fo dis yo
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blast porn on phone speakers
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Nothing
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>>683524462
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>>683524694
kek roll for this and throw the empty cannister at teacher when you run out OP better deliver this time
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>>683524664
This
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>>683524942
rollin for this
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>>683524530
roll
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>>683524825
Then he and you both need to get off /b/, bitch.
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>>683524530
Roll
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>>683524942
Roll
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Jack off in class
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>>683524694
rolling for this
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>>683525211
Again
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>>683524530
Oh god please this
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>>683525122
>Implying everyone in /b/ would suck a dick in public
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>>683525270
Once more
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>>683524694
>>683524942
rollerino
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>>683524942
I'll keep rolling
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>>683524694
roll
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>>683524530
This but remember to snap a shot of their reactions
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>>683520206
How about you get a fucking job?
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Wait, OP, I need clarification.
Did you say that you were on a school trip? Like a field trip?
How about some more details if that is the case.
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Op here Iwill deliver if it has nothing to do with dick sucking
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Come out the closet in the middle of class and yell I sexual identify as a jar of mayonnaise. Ever since I was a boy, I have always wanted to drop hot sticky white cholesterol filled too on the bread of children. Anyone who is against my decision is a Mayo-phobe, and needs to check their privilege.
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>>683524530
Rolll
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Use ur dick as a whip and hit random people
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>>683524530
Please
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>>683525454
They don't employ 12 year Olds in most places of the world
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whip out your dick and start rubbing the nearest guy with it
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take a shit on the teachers desk and smear some of it on the wall
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>>683525542
Goo* and reroll
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>>683520206
trips say fight the principal
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>>683522044
ROLL 4 THIS
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shit and throw it on the roof
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>>683525520
Rolling
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>>683525536
Shit in the hallway
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>>683525605
this
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>>683524942
OP must also do this naked while wearing one shoe and both socks on hands
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>>683525542
Roll
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Grab a book and chuck it as hard as you can in any random direction
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>>683525536
Call the teacher a nigger, and then act like nothing happened, and keep insisting that you never said it
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Do creepshot of the hottest girls in class.
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flip your desk over, and start jerkin it
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>>683525928
Reroll
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Yell allahu akbar and do jihad shit
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it was already decided.

op will start sucking some dudes dick.
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Jack off, leave cum handprint on some qt 3.14s butt
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Stand up and tell the teacher I don't need to listen to a nigger like you then sit down and act like nothing happened
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>>683525928
Rollos
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>>683525988
Roll
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start to finger the fattest and/or ugliest chick near you
go
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Start moaning, keep going until you have most of the class attention. Look around confused, say that you have autism apologetically.
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>>683525536
Came to the wrong place fggt. Op already didnt deliever
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>>683525995
OP is a fag, won't suck dick
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op have a sperg in class. like hop on your desk and start screaming and fart super loud then stab someone with a pencil and book it
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break own nose on desk
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>>683526085
Roll for this Roll
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Yell "Bomb!" At the top of your lungs and take a photo of their reactions
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>>683524694
Roll
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OP, you should do the classic hallway poop.
shit your pants and let it roll out of your pant leg in the hallway
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>>683525520
roll
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>>683526048
Reroll
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Bark like a dog, piss on teachers leg
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Yell loudly in class then apologize for your autism
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>>683525928
roll
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go to the front of the class and start jacking it
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jack off in your pants and wipe the cum all over someones desk.
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>>683526331
Roll on a roll
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>>683526299
Roll
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Run up to the teacher during lecture and whisper in their ear "OP is a faggot"
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>>683526448
re-roll
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>>683526230
rolloloni
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I think I found something that faggot OP will actually do that we'll find funny.

Suck a cock. Choke on it. Fucking swallow it whole and leave /b/ forever in shame.
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piss on some random girl
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>>683526537
again
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Grab a book and hit the nearest kid saying power of Christ compels you
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>>683526299
Roll
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>>683520206
hide in the girls bathroom stall and loudly repeat "PENIS" in a deep voice and bang on the walls and shit when you hear somebody come in with your pants on your head
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Stand up and announce you are a proud nubian princess and demand to be treated as such
then ask everyone for crack
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>>683526426
Roll
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Ask the teacher for "extra credit" then tell her you meant sex
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Go up to the most popular bitch and jack off in front of her
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>>683526105
Roll
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OP here, I won't deliver. Sorry guys.
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>>683523641
ROLL
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Buy a cap gun after school, load it up. Tomorrow, or whenever you have school next, standup in a quite class and start shooting the cap guns yelling, "ALLAHU AKBAR!"
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>>683526574
we already got trips for that


op is a pussy though.
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>>683526644
Roll for this
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get naked and run around the hallways rubbing your nipples while yelling Obama is a Muslim
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>>683523641
ROLL
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>>683526644
Rolltaculer
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get up and walk out of class while filming, just randomly walk into other classes, look around then shake your head and walk out
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Scream bush did 9/11 and run around like a maniac
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>>683526740
Post timestamp faggot
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>>683526740
Nice b8 m8
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Jerk off in class, put Cum in hand and swallow it in front of the class
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>>683526799
Yeah I'm saying double down. Fuck OP, he can't defy full house trips. He wants something else? Tell him to suck cock in quads.
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Op is a fucking big faggot
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Get a Bluetooth speaker, hide it, and load a video from porn hub in the middle of class
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Play porn loudly in class and film reactions
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tear off a fingernail
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>>683526644
Roll
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Sweet and simple: Draw a dick on paper and hand it to teacher
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Yell holocaust was a hoax hitler did nothing wrong!
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>>683527053
Rolling
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>>683527062
Roll pls
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>>683521302
Carve /B/ into your arm. Then scream "Allah Snackbar!" and jump out the window
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>>683526881
Roll
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ask the teacher if they have ever jacked off a student before while presenting penis to them
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Leave /b/ forever.
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Stand up on your desk and yell sieg heil and salute
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>>683526299
Roll
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>>683527138
Roll
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take your dick out and start rubbing it on the closest nigger to you
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>>683527101
This
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>>683527227
Roll
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>stand up, without a word
>grunt quietly, then louder
>start walking around with arms outstretched towards a random person
>also very quietly grunting
>then grab them
>all hell breaks loose.PNG
>SCREAM WITH THE POWER OF 10000 AUTISTS
>rub nipples, refusing to say a single word of explanation still in front of everyone
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tell the class you identify as racially fluid and ask to be called the grand high negress
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He said that he was gonna do something bad not something gay
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>>683527138
roll
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Draw a swastika on your forehead with a sharpie
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>>683520206
scream i want mommy at the top of your lungs while running through the halls ass naked while jacking it and if you encounter a decent looking girl punch her in the face repeatedly
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>>683527062
rolling for this
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Stab the first person you see with a pen or pencil and scream ALLAHU AKHBAR
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>>683527507
What's the difference?
Suck some cock.
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>>683527229
Roll
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Go up to the teacher lean in real close and take a deep breath through your nose and whisper "you smell different when you are awake"
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>>683527604
This kek
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>>683527475
Holly fuck niggers roll
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>>683527558
rolling
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>>683527475
Roll jfc
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trips are but a dream
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>>683525928
rolling
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crash the junior AP english exam that's happening tomorrow morning if youre at a high school.
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>>683520539
fight the person you hate most in your class
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>>683527777
Quads mfw
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>>683527558
roll
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>>683527777
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>>683527777
Quads demand this
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Maybe get off 4chan forever and actually pay attention you underage normie fuckwit.

Dont fucking say you will delivar trips if you arent prepared to d waht it takes yu USELESS CUNT.

I swear to why the fuck do faggits always say
"Will delivar" when obviously they fucking wont.
I hope you die and your mum jills herself off onto your tombstone you nigger
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>>683527475
PLEASE
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>>683527777
Quadruple numbers!!!!
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>>683527777
not trips, get rekt faggot
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>>683527777
haha quads
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>>683526644
Double dubs outrank trips. Do it, OP
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>>683527777
Quads boys. OP gotta do it twice
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>>683527777
Winrar
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>>683526881
Roll
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>>683527777
Should've just sucked some cock OP.
Now you're getting expelled.
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>>683527777
Ok im going to do it and up load it to youtube
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>>683527777
QUADS GET
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>>683527956
Shit never mind
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>>683527777
WINRAR
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>>683527991
He won't get expelled for that just suspended
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Youtube chanel name ?
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>>683527991
>implying op is going to deliver
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>>683528008
No timestamp faggot
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>>683528111
Wasted
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>>683527777
Thank you so much. OP, no dick is involved. Deliver with some proof
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>>683528091
racism doesn't get you suspended it gets you expelled tard.
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>>683527733
Double dubs>trips
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>>683520206
shit yourself than start loudly screeching in the most autistic manner possible. the second somebody touches you chimp the fuck out and start yelling how the butt police have found you and are filling your asshole shut with chocolate milk cement
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>>683528295
Get out of here with your bullshit. There were QUADS bitch
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>>683527777
Quads has spoken
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>>683528295
>how are you this retarded
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>>683527777
wasted quads, completely unoriginal tame ass bullshit
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>>683527777
But op is so faggot that he ain't going to do it anyways fucking pussy ass kiddo
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>>683528487
>...to use a greentext inappropriately
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Now we wait
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op wont deliver shit
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>>683528660
OP was never going to do anything.
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>>683524694
Zoz, roll
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Hit the fire alarm.
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Does anyone even notice that that's not the correct date on the time stamp
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Even though there's already been 2 gets, punch the biggest, most muscular boy you can find right in the dick. Maybe flutter punch him or something
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Fag wont deliver
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>>683529041
I guess he thought it was close enough to the tenth
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>>683529041
I've been bamboozled
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>>683528889
1 off my dude
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>>683529041
unless OP is in Australia, you nigger
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SHIT IN URINAL
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>>683529041
>I live in America
The post
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FUCK. REROLL
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Yell im sorry
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>>683528889
>>683529214
doesn't matter, some faggot decided "NIGGER XD lol" would be the best use of OP's time
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>>683529454
What are you rerolling for?
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>>683528747
You're somehow gayer than OP
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>>683528111
https://youtu.be/NvxXeSBwWs4

I don't know how good the audio. Quality turned out
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>>683529564
Oh shit tru
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>>683529332
Reroll
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sneakly shit under a desk in a class room in session
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>>683529454
Newfag
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OP delivar or an hero
also if i get trips sing a song without any music infront of class, when dead silent, act like you forgotthe words, fake cry, then run off
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>>683526881
Every time you enter a class room go in silently, then shake your head and shout something vague and incomprehensible to a random kid. Afterwards continue on to the next class slowly.
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>>683529732
video's private wtf
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>>683529943
Op here I did deliver see >>683529732
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>>683524530
roll
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>>683529732
it's private, faggot
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Go up to the ugliest girl in your class and ask her out
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>>683530074
video is private you faggot
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>>683529732
faggot no deliver
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>>683530405
Howboutareroll
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>>683530292
Mmm shit hold on
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>>683530074
no timestamp, this faggot isn't op
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Write a bomb threat in a bathroom stall
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>>683527558
Roll for this kek
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Public vid Mirror: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=leF9vOVE4n8

>op delivered
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>>683530596
Try the video now
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Fucking fag
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>>683531134
thank you op
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>>683529732
did the teacher even hear you?
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>>683529732
Op delivered! Topkek
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