Hey b im at school trips and i fuck shit up I will deliver
Anything that anons request me if not probably chimp out
>trips and i fuck shit up
>start suckin some dudes dick
Op here I agree with this anon
Full house. OP is a fag, so it shouldn't be a problem.
>I know how ridiculous "school" can be. Just read a book to pass the time. As long as there is a test being taken they should be fine with that.
When they give a test you are supposed to be all serious and take the test while they watch.
>he's too much of a faggot to... suck a dick?
He's at school, dipshit.
Op here Iwill deliver if it has nothing to do with dick sucking
Come out the closet in the middle of class and yell I sexual identify as a jar of mayonnaise. Ever since I was a boy, I have always wanted to drop hot sticky white cholesterol filled too on the bread of children. Anyone who is against my decision is a Mayo-phobe, and needs to check their privilege.
Start moaning, keep going until you have most of the class attention. Look around confused, say that you have autism apologetically.
Buy a cap gun after school, load it up. Tomorrow, or whenever you have school next, standup in a quite class and start shooting the cap guns yelling, "ALLAHU AKBAR!"
>stand up, without a word
>grunt quietly, then louder
>start walking around with arms outstretched towards a random person
>also very quietly grunting
>then grab them
>all hell breaks loose.PNG
>SCREAM WITH THE POWER OF 10000 AUTISTS
>rub nipples, refusing to say a single word of explanation still in front of everyone
scream i want mommy at the top of your lungs while running through the halls ass naked while jacking it and if you encounter a decent looking girl punch her in the face repeatedly
Maybe get off 4chan forever and actually pay attention you underage normie fuckwit.
Dont fucking say you will delivar trips if you arent prepared to d waht it takes yu USELESS CUNT.
I swear to why the fuck do faggits always say
"Will delivar" when obviously they fucking wont.
I hope you die and your mum jills herself off onto your tombstone you nigger
shit yourself than start loudly screeching in the most autistic manner possible. the second somebody touches you chimp the fuck out and start yelling how the butt police have found you and are filling your asshole shut with chocolate milk cement
sneakly shit under a desk in a class room in session
OP delivar or an hero
also if i get trips sing a song without any music infront of class, when dead silent, act like you forgotthe words, fake cry, then run off
Every time you enter a class room go in silently, then shake your head and shout something vague and incomprehensible to a random kid. Afterwards continue on to the next class slowly.