Faces of /b/. Also facerate thread.
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Faces of /b/.
Also facerate thread.
>>683517035
You Midwestern?
>>683517793
Douchey
Action Bronson Anon reporting in
>>683517985
woops forgot pic
>>683517695
Been in southeast Idaho most my life.
>>683517985
Post pic yo
>>683518101
A man of potatoes
>>683518098
> missing an eye
> Epic beard
> 10/10 would go on adventure with.
>>683518098
punished neckbeard kek
>>683518196
I got my fill of potatoes after working in a warehouse full of em thank you very much.
shooty head boy wonder here
Please be gentle
>>683518761
not really i had alot of pussy back when i was in Highschool
>>683518396
looks like your boyfriend like to choke u during penetration eyy?
<3
>>683518968
My mandolin is cooler.
>>683519057
who you love
>>683518968
fag
why do they always turn ?
>>683519029
are you referring to how gay you think I look or my tracheostomy scar?
action bronson going to show you something awsome
>>683519307
How'd that happen, anyway?
>>683519261
Epic fuckin' facial hair, fam.
And that ain't even sarcasm.
>>683519394
to long didnt explain
tumor they had to remove the whole thing
>>683519510
Aw, so NOT from being a mercenary in the War in Donbass?
>>683517793
I would kill myself
>>683519662
well the tumor came from when i fought a mountain lion i won but i got my eye tumor
>>683518482
Whens the shooting?
>>683519790
Ah. I'd be sure to include that in my story.
>>683519989
eh not so gross i can eat and still look at that
>>683517035
>fluttershy
>>683520172
Is fourth best pony.
>Insert wittiness/introduction here
Hey..
>>683520302
>Supha kewt
ITT: Virginity at it's Finest
Special Edition: Tfw no gf
>>683520302
i wont say shit untill i know the exact age
>>683520302
ermgod r u grill foreal???
will you be my gf?
pls respond meme xD
Faggot college freshman reporting in for duty...
>>683520259
um how, what is best poni
>>683520302
>>683520351
dont believe either of these
>>683520302
>>683520351
timestamp or not a grill
>>683520393
I'm 18.
>>683520358
Thanks, yo.
>>683520498
I'm a George Foreman grill, yes
>>683520735
timestamp, or your arent real
>>683520735
ok th here is my opinon
1. baby face 10/10
2. if you drape your hair ove face youll look like samsara from the ring 10/10
3 possible Wiccan (my family ancestors are) 10/10
Over all 10/10
>>683520664
>>683520705
>>683520941
>>683521339
interesting, one more, in a different room. with the same piece of paper. I have a theory...
>>683521339
cute girl on this shit site, something is up. You have a dick with no left nut, garunteed
btw sharpie in pooper
>>683521517
>>683521505
>>683521059
>tips fedora
remember kids, its 4chan
>>683518761
I love you spooderman
>>683521517
I have a theory. If she delivers, I will have an answer.
>>683520664
Why dont you belive me?
>>683520705
My phone flips selfies and my hair is awfull atm sorry
R8 us m8s!
>>683521517
I wish I had a dick sometimes, anon. I'd be easier to travel these dangerous parts. So I just say I'm a dude.
>>683521505
What's your theory, Doc?
>>683521713
here we go again
>>683520558
Twilight Sparkle is best pony.
>>683521660
>cute girl
>4chan
>That's why
>>683521660
Ma'am your staring into my very soul
>>683519144
>mandolin
I can make up words too you fucking kumquat.
Rate.
>>683521713
Sir egg of head !!!!
>>683521660
I've seen you on a few threads! You seem pretty legit, yo. This is the other femanon btw.
>>683521734
Theory is, I think I know who you are. Do you happen to live in Los Angeles?
>>683521713
Missed you dude
>>683518396
You are the most feminine-looking guy I have seen on here in a while and I just got out of a trap thread. You look good though weirdly. 8/10 easily from what is shown in the picture, but it really looks like you are wearing makeup. That flag in the back looks like shit there though.
>>683520351
I would go to town on your ass
>>683521660
I love you
current pic of myself
>>683521889
Nope, sorry there, mister.
>>683521813
Dont mind the feeling of numbness just relax and submit
>>683521860
Aw thanks you too
>>683521660
Kek, sorry for thinking you werent actually a girl. But I am not gonna say generic shit like "Tits omg" because, I am not desperate like these faggots, plus I dont meet grills online.
>>683522098
Thank you sir egg of head
>>683521820
Break out the cheap wine and spoiled cheese.
>>683522120
action bronson anon here thats funny cus your eyes are very Beauitiful
>>683522098
Thank you, Sir Egg of Head.
>>683521339
switch to standard dd/mm/yyyy bitch
>>683522121
GTFO nigger, scum like you doesn't belong on this palace of a place
>>683522103
Okay, thank god. There is a girl who looks kind of like you that lives near me and I want to avoid her at all costs.
Oh come on guys r8!
>>683522098
Thanks egg head
>>683522289
Top kek, looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed...
>>683522231
Faggot I can afford any wine on the planet, and make more in a week than anyone in this thread does a year
inb4 haircut. Nah.
i should hunt you down and cut off your fugly face...its called anonymous for a reason
>>683522326
Which one r u?
>>683522326
bald hobbit with a hottie redhead cocksucker
>>683522121
>i didnt add you because you because your a girl
>tis a very fine things too see
>if anything ill be in the kitchen
>>683522098
Thanks sir egg of head
>>683522070
you look a lot like my brother, lmao
>>683522501
Also, I'm no hunter, that's just a comfy ass shirt.
>>683522572
oh god no......
faggots
>>683522637
is your brothers name Jayson?
>>683522501
Long hair ftw
Would drink with/10
We are awesome
>>683520351
Can I see a close up of your Adam's apple?
>>683522772
Fuck off egg head
>>683522009
Down syndrome hurts.
>>683522070
>bad captain harlock cosplay
>>683522297
Haha, oh man. Good luck with that man. Hope you don't run into her, I'm sure you got your reasons.
>>683522281
Here you go
>>683522815
HOLY FUCK I DIDNT NOTICE THAT XDDDDDD
>>683522098
THANK YOU SIR EGG OF HEAD
>>683522501
>wearing camo ever
My /fa/ side is screaming in agony
>>683517035
you're one ugly faggot OP
thx for the cancer dose
>>683522869
not cosplaying see this pic to see why >>683519307
>>683522931
>XDDDDDD
>>683522736
it isn't, sorry to disappoint
Rate?
>>683522098
Thanks sir egg head
ITT: Faces of newfags.
>>683523174
thats good thou lol
>>683523205
just give up making music, u wont make it
>>683523146
God you're fucking ugly egg head
>>683523205
kylo ren wanna be looking fag
>I like the hair tho
>seriously your trying to hard for the edge
hell o
Give me a rate guys
Rate me. A friend told me to pose at my most aesthetically pleasing angle while doing something strenuous, to emphasize my muscles.
So I went into an apple store and I established my dominance by sitting down and programming on their sample computers while posing for my photo.
Rate me, I expect no less than a 7
>>683522960
Yea I know, I don't wear it outside, but you should feel this shirt man. It's so fucking soft and smooth. I wear it secretly.
>>683523454
age
>>683523454
I used to know someone that looked like you named naomi. Not sure if b8 or what. Just felt like I needed to say that.
>>683523454
Waddup
>>683523455
Jesus you look almost identical to a stoner I knew in highschool named Keenan
>>683523454
hi selina
>>683519989
Take a shower
>>683520351
not passable
>>683523771
this is now a men in boots thread
>>683522050
Lewd
>>683523685
lol the only guy in high school I knew named Keenan was autistic.
How about that rate?
>>683523563
18
>>683523662
ohshit
>>683523761
no
>>683521660
wew lad, you're really ugly dude, hrt failed you sooo hard
>>683517035
here i am
please don't laugh
>>683523947
you look even manlier in every picture
no wonder you spam these threads with the first pic, you are fucking gross
Eh... Why the fuck not?
>>683523419
>>683523449
I don't make any music. can't even play an instrument right.
Kylo ren is ugly as fuck. why would anyone want to look like him?
>>683523962
where are you from anon?
>>683523970
then you look like the girl i fucked in highschool she cheated on her bf with me her name was Morgan
>>683523947
Watching wwe and drinking some Alexandr Keith
>>683523146
save it and kek'd
>>683522098
Wow! My wait is at an end, finally a great new meme has appeared! I shall adopt it as it will no doubt will become more danker with the passage of time!
>>683524160
>>683524137
Oh look its the samefag
>>683523771
The favorite ass during Two Fuck Tuesday.
> also shave your neck, subhuman
>>683524175
Texas.
In Missouri right now though.
>>683523947
>that answer
Definitely a trap
>>683524435
same deduction.
>>683523510
Hoping you are the guy in the forest green shirt and khaki pants.
>>683524460
would def drink moonshine with
>>683524435
can you not tell by his masculine face?
its obviously a dude
>>683523947
well at least the estrogen made your skin moist
>>683523962
Shia Labeouf/That guy who plays Jon Snow on GoT/Karl Pilkington love baby/10
>>683524025
Too much inbreeding.
>>683520351
Oh look, the same boring shitty crossdresser who posts in every single faces of b thread
well, guessing before i scroll down hes already posted the same other pics like 7 times and a bunch of mopey bullshit too
>>683524569
The obvious face and his reaction
>>683524460
>>683519853
underated
>>683520172
>>683520259
>>683520558
>>683521788
All trash
My poni waifu is best honestly
Best ylyl in a while
>>683524178
nice
>>683524611
lol what?
I don't look like Shia bro
>>683524809
Probably a Nyx-fag/10
>>683524150
>Dirty hair
>Acne
>Look like you just sat on a dick
2/10
>>683520351
Looks like my friend's gf, but with dick
>>683523454
No one cares
>>683517035
ugly/10
>>683523146
that mustache looks like mine heh mustouche brothers
>>683522905
Not really you
>>683523454
You look like a hood rat. Wanna smoke some weed?
>>683524755
Rate my fucking face
>>683524809
R8
>>683524150
â–²
▲▲
>>683524676
I bet you look like a fuckin model?
asshole
>>683521820
this is now ask zlatan anything thread
>>683524972
Thanks, you've made my day Anon.
>>683525287
Your beard is a thing of magic.
>>683523947
Dat hair
Dem eyes
i never do this but rate me
Man I used to think I was the ugliest motherfucker on earth until I started visiting these threads, kind of en ego boost. Still y'all ugly fucks have probably had a gf b4
>tfw no gf
Lets begin
>>683522326
shes fucking someone else/10
>>683525287
Could use some damn moisturizer and that pic is garbage, but nice beard. You look like you shoot cats.
Future gandolf / 10
>>683525467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piFnsGIc0I8
>>683522078
Hey look, an angry version of Tomska in his bedroom closet.
For the sheer impact, 7.5/10.
>>683525377
This would be possible if our rating scale didn't have a lower limit.
>>683525287
Rate my fucking boots
>>683524561
Hell yeah.
>>683524751
What is up with the wheels/tires on the left? What kind of faggot photographer sets up a scene wtih a focus on hardgay and a backdrop of wheels?
>>683525118
yes
>>683525467
its a dude you blind faggot
>>683524943
Nyx is a shit
Mine barely gets any screen time
>>683523454
>hell o
Absolutely degenerate
>>683525384
>newfag
>>683520351
hey man face
>>683525682
So horrible?
Literally the only picture I use on these threads because it's my latest one
>>683525779
And?
>>683525407
>comes to /b/
>expects anything but honesty
>>683525555
Checked.
>>683525377
I would need a bigger picture m8
>>683526147
>>683526202
Bit on the chub side but bot morbidly obese
>>683525861
Then do tell, who is your poni?
>>683523947
I would
Eh
>>683525522
would b mind rating me
>>683524460
This makes me want to stop eating my pita chips and dip
>>683525894
im sorry anon
>>683523947
Stfu Aidan
>>683526491
You're ok
Rate me ladies
>>683525682
Just take the indefinite integral for this faggot.
>>683526607
im no lady but 10/10 and in turtle speak "wow"
>>683526607
Selfie in a dirty cage? For shame.
3/10
>>683525938
I whonder why you dislike me so?
You seem to go thru way to much trouble just to post petty comments on 4chan you can stop spaminh this thread now <3
>>683526451
>>683519293
Both. More pics Twinkie
>>683523947
Lewd yes, but you like it, no?
>>683526076
alright let's see yours then
>>683526389
little out there but uppercrust my nig
>>683524160
Horse faced faggot. Sarah Jessica Parker your mom?
>>683520532
Would be friends with/10
>>683524160
You look blissful as fuck in this picture. Or smug. whichever
>>683527654
Just looked it up. Goddamn, why such an obscure fucking character?
Mine's DJ Pon3
>>683521713
>>683521952
Haha fucking egg man is back. Missed you pal, still got this dank maymay from some anon with particular good ideas
>>683520769
ZEKE THE PLUMBERZEKE THE PLUMBERZEKE THE PLUMBERZEKE THE PLUMBERZEKE THE PLUMBERZEKE THE PLUMBERZEKE THE PLUMBERZEKE THE PLUMBERZEKE THE PLUMBERZEKE THE PLUMBERZEKE THE PLUMBERZEKE THE PLUMBERZEKE THE PLUMBERZEKE THE PLUMBERZEKE THE PLUMBER
>>683523947
I actually don't think you're bad. 6.5/10
Other faggots, rate me?
>>683526515
Why?
>>683522896
Nice face and eyes.
6.5/10
>>683521660
You look like a more masculine Michael cera
>>683528466
Uneven length of that beard, but it is passable. The hat looks like shit.
6/10
>>683525522
Calm down. It's okay. We get it.
>>683528793
Post pic without blocking face?
>>683528466
Jason statham/10
>>683528672
Eyy, thanks, yo.
>>683528095
Character design I guess. Ever since I saw her in that one S1 episode I've just liked her a lot. EqG design isn't too bad either.
I like Vinyl though I'd rather go with Octavia if I had the choice between the more musically inclined pones.
>>683528793
Age?
>>683530143
Serial killer beiber
>>683522905
Oh yay the vape master is here.
R8 me bros
R8.
>>683531440
Nice/19
>>683531118
Wash your hair before you comb it
>>683520351
easy to tell thats just a dude
I'm second to the left.
Am I cool yet
>>683532201
Youre cuuute
>>683524025
Would fuck the shit out of you ass girl. You have kik?
>>683532201
Is the guy to the left your bf?
>>683522326
Is your last name Pilkington?
>>683522018
thanks I guess? I don't wear makeup though, and I'm entirely straight. I get told I have a feminine face on here alot though. The flag is just some decor from American Eagle that my sister gave me from when she worked there, so I don't really care how it looks
Genetics make me look gayer and younger than I actually am.
>>683533916
nah, mostly it's the filter that makes you look like a cockgobbling fucking faggot
have at it.
>>683522896
do you wax, thread, or pluck your eyebrows?
Rate me /b/rethren
Hey /b/
Wasup?
>>683534132
qt/10
>>683534195
Fuck off, mootfag
>>683534252
Lmao fuck how is it not flipped on my phone. Sorry for any broken necks
>>683534444
quads checked
>>683534132
You're cute. 6/10 cause I can't see much
How do you fuckers like my pretty dress?
>>683534180
Haha, nope
>>683534736
Bro the first one was enough...
>>683534736
Double post alert alert alert
>>683534666
Satanic trips checked
>no timestamps
This ain't no facerate thread.
It's a troll thread!
Whatever.
>>683534666
hillary is satan confirmed
>>683534666
Third antichrist leaked
