Waifu claiming thread.
Late bread edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: peaches
late bread is better than no bread!!!
Oh fuck no! PleaseE Megumin!
I love him annnnnd M2K is my favorite god, who is yours?
Being a little bit hungry will actually make it taste better.
Finally awake I see?
Good morning/midnight Kagami
You fuckin know it
claimed, so what is everyone up to now anyway
The ride has no discounts!~
>jk, you can go~
I wouldn't annex you, ahah.. as if..
>M2K is my favorite god
I like you
I think Mango is my 2nd favorite god
That reminded me of this one.
Been actually quite a while since I listened to this.
Anyways I'm off to get some sleep so I don't turn full nocturnal again.
About time you showed up
I really, really gotta finish this poster but I'm procrastinating so hard I can't even feel my legs anymore
I've been awake, just had to go to work and the chiropractor's.
It's about 6:00 PM here.
Anyway, how are things, mate?
>I've waited 20 days for the next chapter
>20 fucking days
>When a man is fucking a stock of seawood
Oh god thank you I was so scared!
Mango is okay my friends just dick ride him super hard, I would choose Axe over him any day honestly
You're from Germany right? Cause I talked to a German bro from thread and the accent is just like in the films but better
Best bread is rolls with Texas road house butter
Finals and chilling here. You?
Get like this?
That's a really nice wallpaper
Why hello smug.
Are you a fan of this title?
I'm making a poster promoting an old game and why it was somehow innovative but I'm just not feeling it. Been sitting at this for a few hours now and this is what I got so far -nothing-
I did some dank design though. I wonder if anyone here ever played Dungeon Siege
>pic related, my unfinished poster
it's 3 am here, how are things Shira?
It seems people either hate him or love him
Honestly I like Hungrybox more than Armada
Being called smug? Hell yeah!
just hanging out waiting for moments to jump in to any conversations
I'm a full blooded belgian from Belgium. It's that little speck inbetween all the former world superpowers. It's like France, the Netherlands and Germany had an orgy clusterfuck and Belgium is the spawn of that. We have our own accent.
I dont like H box anymore after Evo I just dont like him anymore, he irritates me
Fine by me I wanna pay full price
Be back soon gotta go put my pre order in at gamestahp
Claiming Best Ass Goddess
Yeah the game on n64 we're soo fun!
Just thinking about it makes me want to play Banjo Kazooie again!!
>I know you like it
Yeah that's crazy I still can't believe it!!
Do your best and im sure you'll be fine!
Keep the peaches hidden!
Hahahaha yeah he's the fat one!! But dayumm he hurts!
Heyyy niggas I already got to go...My buddies want to go outside... I'll miss you all!
I'll be back later!!
As a person I like Hbox but ingame I can't stand him
TF2 is a fun game. I don't currently play it, but a lot of anons here still do.
Shame on you for being productive
Welcome back Aqua
Good bye mon osti <3
See ya later~
Will be lurking now
You don't get noticed enough
Here's a (You)
I personally don't like this claim, but how are you the anon?
its distracting while the day passes by
Pretty sure I've heard of it before, never played it though. I think one of my friends may have I owned it when I was young.
>but I'm just not feeling it
Is it a necessary thing to do? If not, then don't do it if you aren't feeling it. Of course, if that was an option you probably would have done that already.
I'm doing a-okay.
I feel a little sick b/c I've been eating like shit the past couple of days. That's very uncharacteristic of me and I'll probably start eating right again tomorrow.
I'll get a QOTT soon on something we can all talk about
Driving and threading also destroys your laifu
How are you?
Welp nevermind. Cause this German bro is 180cm, 100kg and isn't 18 yet and looks 20-something
>it's nice. I'll say that. Might be watching me
I'm doing fine if it wasn't the final week. But I'm Goodman you handy-dandy?
Hey what up?
What other distracting things do you like to do?
Rest well QT
>finally feel recognized
>been saying hi to you since yesterday with most post since yesterday
I doubt it! :D
Well, not really being productive. Was just picking the bf up from work. Currently letting dinner digest then gonna shower and gym, THEN I will have been productive.
Yes, that is why I don't do it.
i want a gf to pick me up from work :(
Hope that isn't too stressful. That's good to hear, man. I'm doing well, just relaxing right now. Thanks for asking.
How are ya?
>Don't drive and thread
>Otherwise you won't drive 'cuz dead
This has been a PSA brought to you by Shira
It's pretty necessary. I should've turned it in today but I overslept through the presentation moment
Shinoah give me your smuggest smug right now for reasons
I'm 19 and I'm told I look 24 so there might be womething wrong with people's point of reference there
>tfw other people can afford dinner and gas
I hope you can at least chill now, sounds like a tiring day
post your favorite song.
Maybe other anons have similar tastes.
>no one likes mine, not gunna bother
QOTT: if can go back and live in any era, what would it be?
Ancient Roman era not only for the glory of rome, but to fuck bitches and get money
>I should've turned it in today but I overslept
You were given this chance.
It's 3:30 over there.
Create the poster you were meant to create, Akikonon.
I'm doing well. Playing the Overwatch Beta. How are you doing.
Neolithic, about 10,000 BCE, before monotheism and agriculture.
medieval era but only if i can have a reverse lady white knight who will save me!
Nice hats and women had yet to be ruined.
you're a gentle giant.
I love boys with big strong hands
I'm perfectly happy where I am right now, I think.
I've got so much convenience in my life, it's hard to imagine I'd ever want to leave it, because I'm really grateful for all of the things I've had.
If I had to choose though, perhaps I'd live in the Jurassic/Cretaceous/Some Dinosaur-Ass Time. I think although I'd get eaten pretty much instantly, there'd be a lot of nature and whatnot to enjoy before then.
>the Overwatch Beta
Any good? I probably won't invest in Overwatch at all, but I'm still interested.
I could be doing better.
Was thinking of replying with that but I hesitated, reading my mind over there.
It's really good. I don't preorder much, but I'm gonna preorder it.
get out of here
i saw him first!
>tfw a dude
But yes it's okay I guess. For now I'm his chauffeur seeing as how I'm between semesters at the moment.
Yes. Also I love that picture, don't know why but I do.
Well, actually it's been extremely boring. It won't get tiring until after I get done at the gym.
WW2, but I'd go back with modern technology and become the real Captain America
I'd probably just go back and live a few decades ago, maybe the 70's or 80's.
I'm actually in bed just chilling here in thread. I'm also hoping that finals be easy on me. Also try to respond to many anon with one pic. It saves us image limit a lot. How new are you m8?
I did it once and almost hit a Chevy
Right? Who's your fav hero?
Hope finals are gentle on me
I wonder how many here are 19?
Okay-ish? Mundane day?
C-can I just watch? Please?
Yea but as I said I'm just not feeling it
>3 checks in a row
Don't forget those legs
I think I'm pretty well off right here man. There's food in abundance, drinking water galore, vaccines and advanced medical treatment and memes
the one where jesus was alive so I could be his kick ass sidekick
you did it you said something before 404
Oh yes... I do want to eat and puke and eat again all day long.
Im the weird guy that wouldn't actually like to go back in time, I like health conditions of today and I need my memes.
I don't know, I'm probably among the youngest fucks around
Nevermind, I found one
I couldn't resist
I respect handy too much to exploit him in such a way.
I'm sure it will, just gotta treat 'em right.
>among the youngest fucks around
You called? ',:^)
question is this thread usually started by one guy or can i become the new overlord of /waifu/
Preordering is always a weird risk.
I'd do it more often if I had a console that was up-to-date.
>and also money
Frankly it's my favorite set of waifu pics I've got.
>Also the sleep-induction device may be my favorite Aizawa moment
I get it, yeah.
>food in abundance
>drinking water galore
>advanced medical treatment
I'm so glad I'm in what might be the one part of America that doesn't seem to be failing in at least one of these things. I hate to admit it, but we're usually an alright country. It's just sometimes we fuck up and start thinking vaccines are horrible or by some weird twist of fate there's a freak drought in a coastal state.
Though some drinking water a few cities over got tainted with lead sometime ago, that blew over.
Kind of. I need to help put in a carpet tomorrow.
If your fast enough you can be
so did I miss anything?
Tenten will rise again.
Just you wait.
Weren't you like 22 years old?
Tenryuu is our Fürher but it's usually just whomever is first that makes the thread. There's no real order or anything.
>thinking vaccines are horrible
You don't know horrible until you've had a relative die of smallpox
Yeah those incidents give some insight into how it could be and how it used to be. Makes you appreciate all that we've built and managed so far
Ah, I'm nineteen as well.
Seems a lot of us are.
I don't really know what I'm going to do with my life. I want to be a musician, but I'm still working at a not-to-be-named retail shop. The only thing that makes my day is when a kid comes in and buys one of those starter instruments to practice on. I don't even go to college, though sometimes I crash my friends' classes and sit in the back if I think the class is interesting.
My roommate pays for half of my apartment's rent even though he hardly comes around anymore, and I feel like a freeloader because of it. Truth is though, if he were to stop I couldn't afford it, so I guess I am. Still, I pull my weight, or try to.
>22 years old
You're pretty far off bro :^)
Yuuko knows ;^)
You must be a busy man. Respect.
I love this so much thank you
Reinhardt, tracer, widowermaker and genji nigga. But I'm best with reinhardt
How do I treat em right senpai?
We already know mugi...
Anyone can do it. It's usually one QOTT per thread unless it's really slow or two posted around the same time on accident
Heading to navy life so it wouldn't be as hard. Gotta win m8!
Sorry senpai, not used to talking to more than one or two people at a time. Also was being lazy on mobile.
Even if I promise to masturbate as quietly as possible in the corner?
>Thinking vaccines are horrible
I don't get it either.
>Until you've had a relative die of smallpox
Damn, that's rare, ain't it...?
And yeah, we've come a long way as far as modern medicine goes. I don't know how it is over there, but it just seems that we pay out the ass for that progress, even when it's cheaply done.
Still, I appreciate that we've developed the means to help our own kind, I think that's one of the few things I really appreciate humans for.
It seems Akiko doesn't ',:)
I'm not that autistic.
Ok I'm going to stop now
you can use a new IP or your mobile to get more ~
HA! this one always gets me
Masturbation!? What's next? Hand Holding!
Dude, I don't know
I don't remember the QOTT about age
I can barely remember what day of the week it is, how could I remember all you guys' ages
Save it, it's all yours
The joke just kinda hit me on the head all of a sudden
My late nephew
He was just a toddler. He had some kind of bad reacton to vaccines so he couldn't get his shots. Now this shouldn't be a problem since everyone else is vaccinated, but he caught some bad germs anyway. That grave was too damn small
>Heading to navy life so it wouldn't be as hard
I would myself, but I don't like the idea of war, and I don't want to ever be associated with it, even if it's just a desk job.
That, and I have asthma, so they'd never let me in the armed forces.
I'm winning as much as I can with what I have.
>That's what makes me a winner
Neat. If only I had ten bucks to spare for a mousepad.
I hope mugi is smart enough not to answer this.
Did he even answer the QOTT?
Of course i am. I settled for the best.
Well you don't want to know
A LEGEND NEVER DIES
>Now this shouldn't be a problem since everyone else is vaccinated
Fuck, there's a phrase for that, but I forgot what it is. My condolences, man.
>mugi confirmed for implied underage
>burn him at the stake
I wouldn't know but I asume she didn't
>trips confirm I don't want to know
fuck that mugi greentext was supposed to be a copy/paste to a different post.
You know a carpet.
You get used to it
Checked it's fucking beautiful mang
Fuck in the feels. And we're not at ear with anyone that I know of so you should be fine
I keep thinking you mean something for your car. My bad dude
This almost makes me want to need a mousepad.
Fucking hell, that's so sad....
it's ok anon. You'll know when the right one comes along.
i wish you luck.
you're doing great!
i like the cow girl
>fuck in the feels
You know it. I know we're not at war with anyone, but it could still happen someday.
I don't want to be a part of that someday.
>mugi pillow headshot
Not everything is about the car.
It's fine, that's just how life goes and it wasn't anyone's fault really. Sometimes these things just happen. Just like how one of my organs one day just exploded, almost killing me.
It happened a long time ago so I'm over it but every time I cycle past the graveyard I cant help but glance over the wall. Seeing all those tiny graves really makes you appreciate the time you have
Yeah, it is
The worst part is that there's no one to blame
No one to be angry at and no one to take your anger and frustration out on. It just happened. I consider it a miracle that my aunt is still married, I can't imagine the impact of such a loss
>off by one
Fluffy Hair, I think you're great.
Thanks, your waifu is pretty great too.
you're getting lewder everyday.
So what are you up to?
So how are things in your great life buddy?
I should really turn on WoT right about now
Sorry sorry i can cover up
Thanks friend. I'm pretty sure Jeffrey Dean Morgan is the right one, but he never seems to come along.
How can Rachnera be so not my type, and yet I still find her so insanely sexy?
Yeah, I can't imagine. Confirmed for never having kids.
Well shit, that's a pretty great idea! Or I could just put it in a drawer and take it out and look at it sometimes.... >_>
They don't do anything and they're not even related
>It's fine, that's just how life goes and it wasn't anyone's fault really.
My father taught me to treat the death of loved ones like that at a young age. I haven't had anyone particularly close to me pass away since then, so I don't know if I could still tell myself that when the time comes.
what should i do tomorrow guys im starting to go crazy with nothing to do :"(
Good, just got back from my workout, gonna eat something here in a bit. How are things with you?
Have you still not played today?
That's why I said 'incest' with the marks around it.
He gets it.