>2016 not eating mayo and banana sandwiches
I'm eating this chicken nugget parmigiana right now.
It's like 20 chicken nuggets. I'm getting full.
How do you feel knowing youll never have a qt niggress cook a gourmet meal like this for you
Kia ora bro
ok i like mayo just as much as the next guy but i swear 4 god if that chink fuck so as much put a drop of mayo anywhere near my pizza i'd nuke the fucker into the next century.
>ok i like mayo just as much as the next guy
only faggots eat that shit
Fucking Miracle Whip, bitch
dude i've made tons of different waffle sandwiches. peanut butter and jelly is by far my favorite. right next to roast beef and cheddar. and nutella and yogurt coverd raisins between peanut butter poptarts is good. also. get those sausage discs from walmart (or equivalent) and some cheese and scrambled eggs, and put it all between two big ol waffles.
T bone and aspargus omelete in the making. Wife is out, so I'm like why not?
>got tier meal amongst chiggen tendy and hot dog meals.
Come on /b/ learn to fucking food.
That's a 1/10,000 chance right there. The most disgusting thing in this thread
YOU must be pretty high... but yeah it might be good if that was not mechanically separated chicken patties. I'm thinking it is. That nugget tier shit is disgusting. Its worth about 25 cents a pound. To me its worth nothing.
ur right nuggets and chicken patties are just pink slime breaded and fried. I differentiate between nuggets and tendies. Chicken tendy masterrace. Not that mcnugger pleb shit.
No no, asparagus and egg omelete. Steak on the side. I'll post when plated.
Swedish people actually eat this
>mayo mustard bologna cake
The only thing I wonder is where you got that motherfucking gigantic piece of tomato?
Is it even a tomato? And if yes, probably has no taste to it.. shouldve rather taken 3 little tomatos
keeps the hot dogs fresher and also cooks them faster as a result of the steam being locked inside. condoms are used as steam pouches quite commonly in places like asia and south america
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fucking joke dude, and im dead fucking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fucking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fucking poverty dinner on these group ever the fuck again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fucking faggot
No, don't take it seriously. I'm sure it just /ck/ meme, they're pretty hardcore
Agreed. Not only is mayo disgusting it's also terrible for you. It has no redeeming qualities and I've never understood the obsession.
I mean it's relatively healthy but.. Ugh fuck tomatoes
I live in a trailer in the deep south. If I had a wife and she cooked that, I would leave her ass.
Personally, if I'm going to cook, it's going to be something delicious that I can take pride in, not some nigger shit out of a can. I also tend to grill a lot.
Hakarl, google it.
Most foulest thing you'll ever eat.
Two krispy cream donut halves
And sloppy joe in the middle
Sloppy joe is like amest daucr marinara but on the sweet side.
Well you see anon, what the person did is this: They simply placed a hot dog inside of a condom before cooking it. That actually is what makes the image so hilarious, little known fact for you there. See, the thing is, why would somebody do that? What possible point could that serve? Absolutely none.
This is just another example of "whacky" humor you'll find so often on this website.
For those of you who do not know how to cook a steak indoors like non-plebs.
>GET SOME HIMALAYAN PINK SALT PIC RELATED
>Get your steak, cut is essentially irrelevant
>salt the SHIT out of both sides
>salt your pan
>turn the stove top too fucking high
>open your Windows the shit should smoke nigga
>turn off your smoke alarm
>sear both side
>Get mad puss
> not realizing you could dip the banana into mayo and throw the bread away
this is why people of oyur kind will not be the future odf america you nasty ignorant spolied useless friendless autism
fuck you. seriously. i gotta go make bacon and eggs now.
my fucking grandma eats banana and mayo sandwiches and im thinking of killing her.
this sounds shitty,
montreal steak spice
little soy sauce
a pinch a paprika
salt and pepper
crank the stove to high put pan on put a spec of pepper on the pan after a minute if the the pepper incinerates then throw the steak on
flip fast lower temp let it sit for a while and bam best fucking thing you can eat that comes from dry land
Your mom used you as a makeSHIT replacement for the kid she always wanted but your effeminate dad couldnt give her.
Really thought we'd post some shit-tier meals to laugh about, but it turns out this thread is full of sub human scum who defend absolute garbage as actual food.
Those are not clearly eggs. Because they're cooked to shit in a clump. Disgusting.