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Shit meals thread
>mfw I'll never have stu
The gun is dessert.
>>683509436
making chocolate pudding.
>>683510412
explain
>>683510351
actually gagged a little
>>683510517
Its two eggos being used as a bun for a cheap chicken bun patty. cheapest food you can buy
>>683510517
Tyson's chicken and eggo waffles
>>683510412
Chicken and waffles?
Bump for Mr cool ice
>>683511111
Holy shit
>>683509938
So...hotdogs on bread instead of a bun? Thats not that bad...
>>683511111
WITNESSED
>>683511111
checked
>>683511111
so, is this a get thread now?
>>683509436
I got the same picture I uploaded. Bugs?
>>683509938
How's that bad? I've had exactly that 3 times in the last week, without the gun.
>>683511436
Ugh... what the fuck is actually wrong with people?
>>683511509
I ate tomato and mayo sandwich when I was a kid. Its actually not bad at all
>>683511223
Can someone translate what that guy said?
>2016 not eating mayo and banana sandwiches
>>683511430
Yes. Everyone roll. Type the last 4 digits plus food in Google imagss. First edible thing you see post it
Dubs and higher can steal
>>683511738
I think rice, ketchup, and pre-made cookies constitutes a good meal
>>683511597
looks good
>>683510412
call me a nigger but the likelihood of this being actually good is pretty high.
>>683512078
nigger
>>683511684
I'm with ya don't know what's wrong with fruit and bread. Mayo is personal preference.
>>683512000
fucking checked
>>683511495
Hotdogs 3 times a week? thats pretty fucking bad.
>>683511597
>oily af, cheese not gripping the pasta
>hot dogs cut like someone with parkinsons
>0/10 my dude
>>683511436
So close... tomato mozzarella and mayo on Italian bread is a delicious lunch
>>683512011
What's a wavy jawn then? "100 muscle arm" and "shawty badd" don't make sense to me either?
>>683511943
>>683512237
I've been going through a pack (8) a week for a while. It's cheap meat.
>>683511223
>after I robbed the store I went to visit the neighborhood Crack whore.. the negros lady can cook well. She's not hygienic and she's ornery. But she can cook well.>>683511738
>>683509436
I'm eating this chicken nugget parmigiana right now.
>>683512283
>2016
>still can't communicate with nuggets
What's this world coming too
>>683512418
That's embarrassing
Niggers*
>>683510972
Is that a snake on a BBQ?
>>683512413
Nice
>>683512340
Have fun with coronary heart disease at 47
Niggers delight.
>>683512418
u mispelled niggers man
>>683512567
It's like 20 chicken nuggets. I'm getting full.
>>683512846
Throw rest at wall
>>683512846
whats that seed looking shit up in there
How do you feel knowing youll never have a qt niggress cook a gourmet meal like this for you
>>683512944
Sunflower seeds. For fibre
>>683512413
That honestly does not sound bad
>>683512854
Initially thought that was a hot dog inside a pair of panties.
I guess someone's gonna do that now...
>>683512404
Kek
>>683512418
>nuggets
HA
Also we only get muslims over here, last time I've seen a nignog that wasn't on TV was around 2012.
>>683512846
Are you from new Zealand mate?
>>683512979
fuck that looks like the diarrhea i had today
>>683510772
Chicken and waffles my nigga
>>683511684
Still eat them. Thin sliced tomatoes though with a bit of salt and black pepper.
>>683513217
How did you figure me out?
>>683510772
It's chicken and waffles ya dip
>>683509436
These threads depress me.
>>683510351
looks like a couple ice cream cones, eggs over an ash trey
>>683512676
Black people wouldn't eat something so vile. White people love putting their genitals and mouths on awful things.
>>683511111
PENTS
>>683512413
Looks OK mate.
>>683513317
add cheese toast it with a couple leaves of basil and you have yourself a god tier sandwich
![photo-big-6590231[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CX4tOYU.jpg "photo-big-6590231[1].jpg")
>>683510412
>>683513217
Kia ora bro
>>683512846
That was a lot of cheese on top as well.
sweet sundae ramen recipe
I find it disturbing that so many people in this thread talk as if mayo was in any way acceptable on anything.
Anyone need to blow their o ring out?
>>683510772
are eggos cheaper than burger buns? I don't think they are.
>>683513772
I fuckin hate mayo
>>683513772
grow up u picky man child fuck
>>683513697
Recognized this
>>683512854
try cooking the hot dog before you cover it in tooth paste
>>683511436
fuck off, I just had a tomato sandwich for lunch. Was delicious
>>683513530
Definitely going for that. Like a pizza toasted sandwich.
>>683513772
Mayo is fucking French nigger, that automatically qualifies it as higher level, FRENCH TIER food.
Go educate yourself or die.
>>683513772
You need to put some mayo on that b8. Give it a little kick.
>>683513772
oh man
>>68351241
This thread is gross.
These threads. Are always gross.
>>683512846
Especially this.
>>683514040
Oh god why though
>>683513773
What the utter fuck is that?
>>683513954
Oh yeah, that's a New Zealand brand aye.
>>683514155
>average US college student's meal
>>683509938
0/10 field tested knife
>>683514152
ok i like mayo just as much as the next guy but i swear 4 god if that chink fuck so as much put a drop of mayo anywhere near my pizza i'd nuke the fucker into the next century.
>>683514172
>>683514272
How did I get 72 twice gtfo
>>683513841
Mayo is good miricale whip is for nasty niggers
Out of all the ones I've seen so far except for the Nuggets parmigiano you can legit do better.
Nuggets parm guy that's genius.
>>683514372
WHAT THE FUCK
>>683514012
>>683511436
>>683512269
Tomato + mayo + oregano
Best meal ever.
>>683514372
Roll another 72 and I'll eat my cat
>>683513772
It's for degenerates, just like /b/, so yea.
>>683512676
>>683512676
>>683512676
>>683512676
>fully cooked
>>>>>>>>>>/ck/
>>683514152
I sometimes put mayo on leftover pizza. It's alright
>>683514372
Roll another 72 and I'll eat your ass
>>683514342
>ok i like mayo just as much as the next guy
only faggots eat that shit
Fucking Miracle Whip, bitch
>>683514493
I doubt I'd get it again
>>683514437
Hehe.
>>683514626
Oh yeah, pls do, big boy ;D
>>683514372
roll another 72 and I'll eat >>683514493
his cat with him
>>683514243
they had/have a store in Auckland that I stopped by. My girl got a few things from them. I'm from the u.s. but I was out there for a few weeks
>>683510412
dude i've made tons of different waffle sandwiches. peanut butter and jelly is by far my favorite. right next to roast beef and cheddar. and nutella and yogurt coverd raisins between peanut butter poptarts is good. also. get those sausage discs from walmart (or equivalent) and some cheese and scrambled eggs, and put it all between two big ol waffles.
>>683514642
IT'S GOT THE ZING!
>>683512979
doesn't look like that "terrible" of a meal, but the fact that she markets it as wife material food is deplorable
T bone and aspargus omelete in the making. Wife is out, so I'm like why not?
>got tier meal amongst chiggen tendy and hot dog meals.
Come on /b/ learn to fucking food.
>>683514372
Kek
>>683512000
roll
>>683514642
Yeah you're a nigger from Arkansas huh
>>683514372
what's wrong with you?
>>683509436
No pics but quavva with chamstur.
>>683514854
I already do fuck my food.
>>683511223
ketchup, rice, diarrhea, and cookies.
>>683514850
i bet if you live in a trailer somewhere in the deep south, that is wife material food. along with some cheap ass beer
>>683514897
nigger from oklahoma actually
>>683514372
That's a 1/10,000 chance right there. The most disgusting thing in this thread
>>683514979
Me too dawg
>>683509938
needs some chips, maybe barbecue potato chips
>>683512078
YOU must be pretty high... but yeah it might be good if that was not mechanically separated chicken patties. I'm thinking it is. That nugget tier shit is disgusting. Its worth about 25 cents a pound. To me its worth nothing.
>>683509436
best thread this month. thanks op.
>>683511597
this is actually really nice! had it loads of times
>>683514968
>le anchovies meme
>>683515004
JESUS WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>>683514854
2 things that go together, but not so well in a omelet.
You learn to food.
But hey. You are in a disgusting food thread.
>>683512000
ROLLAN
Threads like these make me glad my wife went to culinary school...but hell, my five year old can make more appetizing shit.
>>683515107
How'd you know the name of this dish? Had it before?
This thread sickens me
>>683514914
why
>>683514866
Is that a small chicken or a big pizza?
Not exactly shit but points if could guess what it is
>>683514155
lol stoner food right here
>>683515048
ur right nuggets and chicken patties are just pink slime breaded and fried. I differentiate between nuggets and tendies. Chicken tendy masterrace. Not that mcnugger pleb shit.
>>683515232
YEAH I TOOK A SHIT THAT LOOKED LIKE THIS
CHRIST, MAN
>>683515107
Yeah we have that shit where I'm from too, had it put in front of me my whole life, never touched the shit.
>>683514676
wrong thread fam. That looks good.
>>683515280
Forgot pic
>>683514914
I'm actually curious, will try
>>683515149
No no, asparagus and egg omelete. Steak on the side. I'll post when plated.
>>683513773
I would eat it drunk for sure
>>683514914
>>sous vide in condomn
>>eat condomn
>>use every part of the buffalo
>>2016
>>683511430
How about you get some dice and just sit there rolling them endlessly ... you fucking autistic weeb.
I'm eating pureed (just had surgery on my jaw) canned chili con carne with some grated cheese in it. it doesn't look too good now that I think about it
>>683512979
I have never laughed at anything on /b/, I'm dying at this
>>683514809
>sausage discs
>>683515414
I am so sorry. How about I make it up to you and take you out to dinner?
Swedish people actually eat this
>mayo mustard bologna cake
>>683514437
>>683514493
>>683514626
>>683514752
>>683514856
>>683514901
>>683514993
It's called a bot. We had a 666 demon Hitler thread every day a couple of months ago.
>>683511436
The only thing I wonder is where you got that motherfucking gigantic piece of tomato?
Is it even a tomato? And if yes, probably has no taste to it.. shouldve rather taken 3 little tomatos
>>683515004
From Ukraine? Ukrainian friend was telling get me about some jello shit
>>683511597
What r u talking bout this is great dude.
>>683515004
Christ, aspic. That shit makes me sick. I can't even eat the jelly in pork pies.
>>683515262
keeps the hot dogs fresher and also cooks them faster as a result of the steam being locked inside. condoms are used as steam pouches quite commonly in places like asia and south america
>>683511943
I LOLed at this for some reason
>>683513773
at first, I was like "that looks fucking good" but then I noticed the krispy kreme
>>683515456
what dis b
>>683514372
Damn
>>683515494
wat
>>683511943
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fucking joke dude, and im dead fucking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fucking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fucking poverty dinner on these group ever the fuck again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fucking faggot
>>683515603
Google heirloom tomato as you gtfo.
>>683511943
>mayo
That's yogurt.
>>683515273
That my friend is an Alabama Thanksgiving special.
You deep fry a fucking chicken and just smash it in the middle of the largest most disgusting pizza you can find
ITT: Fucking ANYTHING in the captchas when asked to label food.
Jesus Christ, I have never seen any examples of less appetizing pizza, etc on there. Like India-tier food on that.
>>683515765
lol chill
>>683514372
Woah anon
motherfuckers dont know what shit food is until you dont have any food at all to eat. That is shit food 101
>>683510412
that looks like it'd be tasty actually
>>683515607
No, don't take it seriously. I'm sure it just /ck/ meme, they're pretty hardcore
>>683514372
AHHH you broke it
>>683515844
No google it its actually a thing
>>683515589
I shit you not, no bots. I'm on my phone posting. I don't even know how to do that.
>inb4 mobile fag
>>683515765
Show us your million dollar beach home retard.
You obviously can't comprehend satire posts.
I'm not even that anon. Just would like to see your riches. Fuck boy.
Agreed. Not only is mayo disgusting it's also terrible for you. It has no redeeming qualities and I've never understood the obsession.
>>683515765
The level of spergness present in some /b/tards never ceases to amaze me.
![drink_gallery1.6611ed866d7b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YbUEdVw.jpg "drink_gallery1.6611ed866d7b[1].jpg")
>>683515489
>fuckload of what looks like paprika / chilli powder just dumped in bowl
This with _asparagus_?
And Jesus, I hope you didn't put those eggs in unwhisked.
>>683514040
Hot dog topped with spaghetti o's, the things my dog keeps coughing up, and fruit loops..
I'll stay away from North Carolina..
>>683511436
I mean it's relatively healthy but.. Ugh fuck tomatoes
>>683513772
Only time I'll eat mayo is on a bigger with ketchup. Anywhere else and I might as well just cum on my food.
>>683515765
>>683515700
It's chicken Enchiladas mate
>>683515489
I guess I misunderstood you.
What are you doing to that poor asparagus.
>>683513328
envelope looks like it says auckland on it
>>683512000
Trips commands me
>>683514978
I live in a trailer in the deep south. If I had a wife and she cooked that, I would leave her ass.
Personally, if I'm going to cook, it's going to be something delicious that I can take pride in, not some nigger shit out of a can. I also tend to grill a lot.
Hakarl, google it.
Most foulest thing you'll ever eat.
>>683516002
Shit dude, you're right. How can a whole country degenerate into pathetic eating habits like that?
>>683516173
Yeah tomatoes suck shit
>>683514993
idiot
100 x 100 is 20000 - 72 x 3 = 19784
>>683515765
akshually
>>683516212
Burger*
>>683513863
LOL .. when Frylock reversed the microwave to heat the kitchen... that was funny as hell
>>683511943
I'd rather die
>>683510412
Chicken and waffles? That's Southern food AND Soul food.
Only thing some cousin-fucking inbred rednecck Klanner and a welfare suckin' dindu agree on.
>>683516284
I have a wife she cooks god tier meals, if she made that I would leave her and I would take my child fuck that
>>683515765
>>683515589
ghey
>>683516372
>yes, I'll have a cheesebigger
When I was a kid I used to eat egg sandwiches with vinegar on them. Oh and I also put tomato sauce in milk and drank it.
>>683514914
Alright so i've seen this picture like 5 times in the last day, can someone explain what the fuck?
>>683515262
another reason I've heard is for sanitation, though I would imagine the already boiling water would sterilize itself.
>>683516298
ever have salted cod?
>>683512404
Sounds to me like a Johnny Cash's ballad
>>683516027
its ok sometimes I use my phone to when I want to sleep I just go to a ylyl or cringe thread
>>683514854
>omelette
what the fuck dude, why are you involving eggs in your meal. you're wasting a steak.
fucking plebs everywhere.
>>683516254
Does this booty count? I'd eat it like groceries.
>>683513863
Edgy fuck
>>683515845
Ah ok cool. Nice one.
I'm high as fuck right now and could make a serious dent in that meal.
Just demolished this
>>683511436
>>683516518
Not me I swear
I just posting it today, waiting for some explanation too
>>683516298
>most foulest
Vel gert
>>683514054
French Mayonnaise is. American mayo is not. It's processed garbage. Mayo is not even hard to make honestly
>>683514200
Two krispy cream donut halves
And sloppy joe in the middle
Sloppy joe is like amest daucr marinara but on the sweet side.
>>683515458
Are you gonna put it in your butt hole?
>>683516730
Grilled chicken.. and bacon?
>>683516518
Well you see anon, what the person did is this: They simply placed a hot dog inside of a condom before cooking it. That actually is what makes the image so hilarious, little known fact for you there. See, the thing is, why would somebody do that? What possible point could that serve? Absolutely none.
This is just another example of "whacky" humor you'll find so often on this website.
>>683515489
For those of you who do not know how to cook a steak indoors like non-plebs.
>GET SOME HIMALAYAN PINK SALT PIC RELATED
>Get your steak, cut is essentially irrelevant
>salt the SHIT out of both sides
>salt your pan
>turn the stove top too fucking high
>open your Windows the shit should smoke nigga
>turn off your smoke alarm
>sear both side
>Get mad puss
Just had some lobster, this shit looks foul but
"mans gotta eat"
>>683516819
This isn't a "faces of /b/ thread"
>>683516730
LOL DEEP FRIED EVERYTHING!
>>683515765
Is this pasta or are you an idiot
>>683516863
those are clearly eggs nigga
>>683516137
Asparagus looks overcooked as well.
>>683516415
> not realizing you could dip the banana into mayo and throw the bread away
this is why people of oyur kind will not be the future odf america you nasty ignorant spolied useless friendless autism
>>683512676
A guy doing a chicken in a can challenge
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gP74xUyYaoo
>>683516884
So no oil or rosemary in the pan when you cook it?
Right.
>>683516863
Looks like peppered eggs with ketchup and bacon on the side. Probably not terrible though.
>>683516730
hnggggggg
fuck you. seriously. i gotta go make bacon and eggs now.
>>683516947
Now it is
>>683511943
my fucking grandma eats banana and mayo sandwiches and im thinking of killing her.
>>683516947
>>683515346
My nigger
>>683516730
fat
>>683516881
You're cooking sausages without soaking them. There's actual kitchen equipment to do this, these guys just use condoms as make-shift replacements.
>>683516212
>>683516372
Pretty sure he meant nigger*
Dumbass
>>683516863
Looks like eggs to me.
>>683516819
It's Tina
>>683517077
>>683517114
I am no longer moist
>>683516884
this sounds shitty,
montreal steak spice
little soy sauce
a pinch a paprika
salt and pepper
crank the stove to high put pan on put a spec of pepper on the pan after a minute if the the pepper incinerates then throw the steak on
flip fast lower temp let it sit for a while and bam best fucking thing you can eat that comes from dry land
>>683516884
>salt the shit out of both sides
How rare do you like your steaks? I find too much seasoning dries it up.
>>683517162
Your mom used you as a makeSHIT replacement for the kid she always wanted but your effeminate dad couldnt give her.
>>683514040
Kek
Really thought we'd post some shit-tier meals to laugh about, but it turns out this thread is full of sub human scum who defend absolute garbage as actual food.
>>683517305
Lets go drier.
>>683516989
Those are not clearly eggs. Because they're cooked to shit in a clump. Disgusting.
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