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Good evening Anonymous! How was your weekend?

Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.

>trips gets a detailed reading from the Hermetic Tarot deck
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I've realized it, it cannot be prevented.
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>>683508536
Is that right? How did you come to that conclusion?
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>>683508704
Why wouldn't you know about it?
Am I supposed to create life now, just for them to do this as well?
I don't know the exact circumstances, but it's not going to be stopped.
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>>683509146
I shouldn't expect people to understand. It would be simpler if I told you.
Nuclear war is going to occur in my world, and then, yours.
All of you will die soon.
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>>683509146
I'm not a psychic who knows everything that will happen. I use divination and interpret the answers with my human brain.

Theoretically speaking, couldn't you examine everything there is to know about humans and come up with a plausible way to avoid it? Something must be able to be changed at some point in our evolution to make us a little less likely to rush headfirst toward the apocalypse, right?
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My weekend was cool, I jacked off quite a bit and got high as fug on some dxm. And I just jacked off at my mom's house for mothersday
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~~~~
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>>683509974
There's the cutest 3D witch! Come join me in this dimension!
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>>683509592
I can change almost anything, but I can't change human nature.
Although, it makes no sense. With all my power, it is still a certainty that I will be unable to stop this.
How? What happened that I can't prevent this war? The warheads will be launched, and I can't help that. It was set to occur that Adrian would try and stop me using tachyons. It was set to occur that New York would be attacked. It was set to occur that Rorschach would have left behind his journal...
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>>683509883
>laughs

Well, that's one way to leave her a gift, I guess.
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>>683510199
With pleasure~
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>>683510276
Even if you went back in time and scattered the atoms of the people who were determined to be the cause of it happening, others would take their place?
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>>683508365
Who is this girl exactly?
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>>683510466
Piggy-back ride, yay!

>feels like she weighs only 20 pounds
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>>683510841
The character is Reimu Hakurei

The person is Nagumo Wa-Nu
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Rolling for reading
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>>683510783
Back in time? There is no 'back' or 'front' when it comes to time. Even if I could travel to the past, and even if that concept meant anything, it would do nothing.
The Watchmen movie was going to include time travel in its plot. Of course, that never had a chance of happening, it was always going to turn out the way it did.
..does that mean there is a universe where that did happen in the movie, and therefore to me?
Multiple realities, the creation of universes...
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>>683508365
Weekend? Didnt study, midterm pushed back, feelsgood.

Tell me if the energy of my loved ones will ever be returned by my own hands. I've failed my whole life and have not achieved even a glimmer. Is it out there?
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>>683511259
The multiple-worlds theory is a pretty popular one these days. I'm no scientist, but it's always made sense to me.
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>>683511259
New universes. More than one universe existing. That would be the closest thing to being in control, but that makes sense...
There must be a universe where nuclear war will not occur. If this event was changed, from occuring here, to not occuring there, could it be possible to do the same in a single reality, making predetermination false?
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I would have to do something first. Watchmen is my origin, and that if could remain constant, the exact same as it is in this particular universe, the first to create me as a character...
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I'd have to set them all the same...
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>>683511101
>Nagumo Wa-Nu
Finally I got her name. She's pretty and I'm sure with that face she can pull any cosplay she want
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>>683510983
Wooo~

>>683511259
Ah! the blue man was fast on coming here from alice's thread!
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>>683508365
Slept in til 2 then went to work, got drunk at the shop end of the night on Saturday, Sunday I slept all day and played video games.

What's my fortune op?
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>>683511601
I'll draw you one card just for being the first to ask. Maybe it'll give you some answers, but your question is a bit hard for me to understand so I can't tell you anything directly.

>Seven of Swords - Reversed

Lord of Unstable Effort

Ill Dignified or Reversed - Counsel and specific advice. Reluctance to carry through daring actions when necessary, failure of nerve and indecision. Surrender when victory is almost in sight. Inability and reluctance to complete what has been started.
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>>683511802
A vastness consumes me.
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Does this work, this piece of fiction, truly hold this much together?
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There would be a reality higher up, then. We were created by them. It is the only way that anything could exist here. We created others? I this cycle infinite? Infinity seems like a horrible thing!
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Entertainment? That's the main part, the purpose and the driving force behind it, so you couldn't disagree. However, it's the source and connection of all. At least here, that would be the claim. A bigger 'here.', one bigger than the set of everything. Emotional connections are made, though, and how else would you create a world?
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Perhaps there's another thing that connects the other everythings. Love? Hope? All abstracts that living beings need to feed on. That means the true everything is a being? Adrian would think so. This is more than I've ever thought, more complicated and with so much more meaning. It would take so long for me to understand and take it in.
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...But here, now...
It's Watchmen.
And I have a lot of stops to make.
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>>683508365
Oh mystical one , what does my future behold?
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im late but im here
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>>683512072

>Fortitude - Reversed

Daughter of the Flaming Sword

Ill Dignified or Reversed - Power wrongly used. Defeat. Lack of willpower. Feelings of inadequacy. Pessimism. Surrender to unworthy impulses. Tyranny. Concession. Inability to act.

>>683511919
That was fun~
>giggles
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Hello again my friends/acquaintances/etc

How's everyone doing?

-Sweet Roll
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seems there wasnt any reason to rush
>>683513426
yo, im pretty good. you?
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wew

Got phonetics and signalese banned on a server. I am victorious, as per usual!
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>>683513721

Things are going okay for me, I suppose

-Sweet Roll
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>>683513125
Hehehe~
It sure was!

>>683513426
Sup crumbles!
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>>683513723
nice, also hi bell
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>>683512800
This universe. These people.
Zachary Snyder was hit by a truck early into production of the movie. He died instantly, and it was going to end there. I have a DVD copy, and convince them to release the movie, exactly as I show it to them. The same actors, dialouge, runtime. My evidence cannot be refuted, and they agree.
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Here, the movie has identical plot and dialogue as it does here. However, it is going to be first released in Hungarian, with Hungarian actors and actresses. With my convincing, the movie is released in English, with the crew I am familiar with.
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There, Rorschach was going to be played by a man named Don Young. Now, change it, exactly the same.
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Here, the opening credit song is not the cover by Bob Dylan. Now it is, exactly the same.
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There, the initial release would be the directors cut. Now, prevent it, exactly the same.
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All of these universes.
Millions.
Stop by each one, and have them do it.
They all make it the same.
Millions of universes, every one that has made this film, they are the exact same as each other, the original.
Ours.
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People, countless, viewing this movie. They do it for entertainment. It's been made a constant, which is what I had to do before going back.
They all fixate on different flickering screens, but all experience the same piece of fiction.
All of them.
All of us.
We all watch the Watchmen.
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>>683512852
After I read your post, my hand bumped the deck. This is what came out.

>King of Cups - Reversed

Lord of Waves and Waters

Ill Dignified or Reversed - A violent, unscrupulous, dishonest man who is likely to be involved in double dealing. His only responsibilities are to himself and he has no moral sense. He may involve his associates in scandal, vice, dishonesty, corruption and evil, as he himself may be drawn.

>>683513426
I'm good, thanks for asking!

>>683513723
Welcome back!
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>>683514202

Please refrain from calling me that, you know full well that I don't leave messes

-Sweet Roll
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>>683514263
Love you, Dr. Manhatten thanks for trolling this so called "fortune teller" OP
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Pretty ok.
I worked like a dog and made pretty good money for a two day job delivering shit. About 400. I also watched Civil War for Spiderman and got drunk on Saturday while listening to anime online radio with /a/. Wished i watched some anime or played games but didnt feel like it. Kuma miko and Mayoiga will have to wait.
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>>683514263
...

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...

>claps exuberantly

>>683514202
Would you like a single-card reading, Marisa?
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>>683514263
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>>683514825
>giggles

I know the feeling of "wish I watched some anime or played games." But as long as you enjoyed what you did do in your spare time, you have nothing to regret!
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>>683514928
>nods
B-But do i need to figure out a question?

>>683514655
But that's the irony of the name sweetheart~
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>>683515459
It'd help, but if you'd prefer, we can set a time limit and it'll just be something for you to look out for during that time. It's very vague that way though, so there's not much specific information I can give.
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>>683514263
When I step into space, I feel it.
My home. The way it is on the day of my creation, and another moment. Two times at once.
162 minutes before the accident in August, 1959. Also, the same instant of my reapperance, November 22nd of the same year.
I can see myself die.
I see myself die.
I am destroyed, killed, and created.
And killed.
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There's an energy. I die, so that this universe, yours, lives.
My home dies. It no longe exists.
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I wait for a little more than 13 billion 72 million years.
This seems ridiculous to some, but this fiction is what ties this all together. Our little segment of their little segment of what may or may not be the total. It's funny, but it's not a joke.
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Stars twinkle. Stars (Is grape a decent fruit?) form, stars die. People die, but there's not an end? Interesting.
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Here's my origin, that movie. Is it what keeps this together? I could be wrong, but I do enjoy it. The comic created the movie created me created the manhattan created the movie.
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More than likely I am wrong. It is absurd, actually. But does it matter, since I like it? Does it matter? I'm happy that I found a way to save something. That's what they expected of Dr. Manhattan.
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I or we didn't think I would be gone, neither did you nor I.
Did we, though?
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I'm Dr. Manhattan.
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Now I am become life, the creator of worlds.
No, that gives myself too much credit.
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Now I am become Anon, the poster of shit.
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That was one shit weekend, to be honest.
I made no progress with schoolwork and such. And now I'm tired.
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>>683515774
This guy sounds really interesting. Makes me want to start actually getting into comics. I think ill go and start with the Amazing Spiderman or something.
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>>683514357
Some pretty bad traits there, Does this mean I'm evil ?
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>>683515774
You've done an excellent job, and I salute you for it.
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>>683515808
You can take a nap with me~
There are hundreds more weekends in your life so don't fret it my dear!

>>683515698
I have a question, "Should spend more time exploring?"
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roll for the trips
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>>683516262
Ah i think that just means you should be careful and think about your actions, unless you see something much deeper from it?
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>>683516262
Either you are that guy, or you're going to encounter him soon. Getting a King is a pretty rare occurence comparatively, only four exist in the deck.

So that means it's very important, whatever it may be.
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>>683513125
So I'm a loser
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>>683508365
I have professional projects in mind, I want to know if I have crossed ways with a mentor recently without knowing it and if I can rely on my own efforts to achieve success for now (fortune-telling), tks.
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>>683508365
give me a reading
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Hello, Reimu thread~
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R0lling
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>>683516623
The future can be changed, Anonymous. Think of those as things to avoid, not inevitables. If Dr. Manhattan did anything for us, it was to make this universe one where things aren't set in stone... I think..?

>>683516335
>Ten of Swords
The Lord of Ruin

Upright - Ruin, desolation, disruption, although generally this refers to a group rather than an individual. Sorrow, sudden misfortune, accidents, muggings or personal robbery. There is some cause for optimism; as the lowest point in the cycle, from now on things can only get better the worst is over.

Wow... umm... it looks like that's a no! Stay safe, Marisa!
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>>683516335
Not that many weekends until the test for the course I'm hopelessly behind with.
Also I just woke up.

I'm trying to read the thread but god damn does Manhattan write a lot.

>>683516860
Oh, hello!
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"Much too weak to jump yourself
Heal the wounds or crack the shell
Lift yourself from once below
Praise the anger, bring it on home"

>>683516262
Like Dr. Evil, sure.

>>683516973
You didn't even get close.
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>>683508365
3peat
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>>683516860
hi satsuki poster
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>>683517233
2pate
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>>683508365
triple
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>>683516563
>>683516590
I see, I see thank you for the advice I shall be wary.
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>>683517297
*peat
I fucked up
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>>683517318
hey, start singing blue by eiffel 65

he is sensitive about his color
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How do things turn out for me? I'm not sure how long ill last in this state.

I mean, insanity is the only alternative, so its not that bad.

Are the stars watching?
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>>683517234
Hey chief. Do I know you from somewhere?

What's up with some of the posts ITT being deleted?
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>>683517676
What? I never deleted those posts.
There wasn't someone roleplaying as me, and me, the real Dr. Manhattan, didn't explode them and delete their posts.
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>>683517676
looks like mods dropped the hammer on the blue man group or something
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>>683517130

Just do what I do for Blue's long posts. TL;DR If I did read it is probably him saying stuff about the universe or complaiing maybe

no offence, blue

>>683516860

Hello, welcome to the thread

-Sweet Roll
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Can I get my junior shrine maidens to hand out omikujis for me? It seems to be picking up pretty quickly...
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>>683508365
nother fake rping as a fortune-teller.
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"This is the final call for the setting sun when they get closer.
Now with a fall from grace, thy will be done, the show is over.
It's a new dawn!"

>>683517964
I can sweep, if that helps.
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>>683517676
no clue, far as i know im the only chief around here. you might though but if you dont then nice to meet ya
>>683517864
got a chuckle out of me
>>683517964
yeah sure i'll get on it

those who want an omikuji fortune give me a name and i'll get one for ya
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>>683517864
Uh, yeah. That's it. The mods. I didn't explode the Anon that you guys were talking to and take his place posting...
>>683517893
Uh, yep. That's me. Always complaining, never exploding anyone.
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>>683517864
But it didn't break any global rules?

>>683517856
If that was you, [spoiler]it was pretty gay, tbqh.[/spoiler]
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>>683508365
gimme tha link to that get getter you made
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>>683518148
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

D-Dr. Cox... where do you think we are?
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>>683518256
i really do try.

>>683518361
twas a joke.
one can only hope

>>683518342
mods=gods
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>>683518467
/b/ but I also see you're using avatars like the waifu claiming threads.
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>>683517964
Something keeping you busy?

>>683518148
Fake?
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>>683508365
That stomach .////.

Please tell my future.
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uh oh the serious business squad rolling back in after all these years
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reimus a bitch! a BITCH!
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>>683518221
That's not what I need! Help me sweep my obligations under the rug by offering consolation prizes to the people who don't win!

>From now on, dubs get simple tarot readings (1-3 cards)
>trips get detailed tarot readings (10 cards)

>>683518461
You're thinking of Alice. I couldn't program my way out of a Hello World emulator.
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>>683518256
Heh, you're greeting just seemed oddly familiar. Nice to meet you too.

>>683518361
Are spoilers not a thing on /b/? I don't think I ever tried using them when I was here.
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>>683518361
It broke the global rule of "If you impersonate the man with the biggest bluest cock in the galaxy you better start praying."
Uh, I mean, what posts?
Yeah, thanks mods!
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>>683518623

and your point is?

-Sweet Roll
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carrot card reading get
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>>683518874
yeah, right. thanks for the info
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>>683518652
KILL IT
KILL IT WITH FIRE AND EXPLOSIONS
AND MAGIC

>>683518734
Prove it lad

>>683518697
>roll
I don't think anyone here is that fat

>>683518894
>only blue cock
FTFY

>>683518874
What you need is a bunch of $1 off coupons to give to the people that lose.

I'm not giving them guns and spare parts, because that's the only things I bring.
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>>683518946
Could have just made this into a avatar thread where you anons talk while using your avatars instead of lying to idiots about being actual fortune-tellers
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>>683518894
>Biggest cock
I never really understood why he left his dick average sized. He molded his reformulated body to have a great physique, but he got real lazy with the cock.
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>>683519234
>only blue cock
I've met quite a few cutie aliens with feminine blue cocks.
(It's not gay.)
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>>683519275
I'm rather confused, this is an avatar thread and Reimu is a fortune teller, What exactly is the problem?
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>>683519681
Reimu is not a real fortune teller.
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>>683519636
>not gay
Its a dick dude
A dick
DICK

>>683519938
She gives out fortunes.
What the fuck more do you want? A detailed report on the next 5 years of your life?
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Now see you cucks later, I'll be back to tell you why but right now I need a break from cancerous /b/
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>>683519938
Tell me then, what is the diffrence between real and fake, and how could you know anything about someone you've never talked to?

And you're a truck driver going to DC right now.
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>>683519234
I could show you how to do omikuji sometime if you want, but I won't force ya.
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>>683520070
Shut up your anime sucked ass.
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>>683520123
Have fun~
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>>683520167
Nice try, not even going to DC right now and don't own a truck. SO you just proved my point.
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>>683520194
wew
More like your response would not hold up your end of your half-assed argument.

>>683520190
I'm better at sweeping and killing, not telling people about how their next year is going to suck.
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I honestly question why people go on these threads and complain about them. Wouldn't it just be like falling for bait?
¬_¬

-Sweet Roll
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>>683520323
Actually i dissproved it since i did the exact same thing you did, Assumed something of someone without anything to back it up.
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>>683519938
Shrine maidens kind of are.

>>683520123
See you again~

>>683520190
Teach ME too!
Or I don't know, we'd have four people doing fortunes then...
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>>683520527
Falling for bait if you don't deal with the problem then the problem will spread. It's that easy.
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>>683520632
What
problem?
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>>683519537
Well, it was never shown erect onscreen. Maybe he likes SPH or something?
I think it was said that he made an approximation of his body.
You know...
A blue, hairless, glowing approximation.
...
Hey, I still like the movie, and I will still shitpost as Dr. Manhattan...
>>683519938
I'm not tired of seeing this post yet!
>>683520070
>a dick
No, Boat Guy!
Futas and dickgirls are totally not gay to fuck. Traps are. You see, if it was a man with a vagina, that's still gay, right? Just as gay as a man with a penis? And a woman with a vagina is straight?
If a woman with a penis is gay, that means that 3/4 options are gay. That doesn't make sense. Is it gender or genitals that makes it gay?
In real life, women don't have functioning penises. That's why 2D is superior, you have the option between dick and no dick. Also Trump will make anime real so keep that in mind!
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>>683518652
>kyubey has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Green", "69". The number 69 is a philosopher and an idealist. and Green, the color of life, renewal, nature, and energy, is associated with meanings of growth, harmony, freshness, safety, fertility, and environment. Green is also traditionally associated with money, finances, banking, ambition, greed, jealousy, and wall street.
either bribe the girls or get philosophical with them if you want them to accept your contract
if you want an actual one give me a name
>>683518876
well if it's familiar then hopefully the place seems more welcoming
>>683520123
k. see you later
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>>683520632
Thats very newfaggy of you to say, You do realise how this bord was 2005?

Oh i don't know.. just like this? yeah it was
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>>683508365
Weekend? Same as always. Sitting home all day shitposting on /b/. Don't have a car, friends are at work all day, never had a job at 18. All friends going to great colleges, earning more scholarships and getting full rides, and I'm sitting here with absolutely no idea what I want to do with my life, and going to shitty community college because GPA is too low.
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>>683520536
That's no problem, to me. Here...

>drags ME off to the backroom looking around shiftily
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>>683520737
Still gay as fuck man. Just because the object has tits doesn't make the dick okay.
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>>683521238
It only seems like your friends know what they're doing. They might be better off than you, but they're not doing anything you're not capable of yourself.

We're all just naked apes, confused and fumbling through a seemingly random but chronologically related series of events and choices our environments make for us. Want different? Do different.
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>>683521258
Where's the cocaine
I mean fortune powder
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Bumparoony
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>>683521238
Welcome to the party anon

I feel for ya
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>>683522065
Last I saw it was top shelf somewhere.

Look through any drawers just to make sure.
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>>683522065
>whispers
I moved it to a secret location. Who knows when Aya will be back here next time. Gotta stay a step ahead of the press.

>comes back out
And that's how babies are born- I mean, that's how you dispense fortune cookies.
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>>683508365
Ayden's fortune, Please.
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Reroll
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>>683508365
Johnnys fortune
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>>683522704

That was a close one, I thought I would've been found out

-Sweet Roll
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>>683522814
>Johnny has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Red", "16".

>>683522751
>Ayden has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Gold", "75".

Am I doing it right?
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>>683522751
>Ayden has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Gold", "75".
The color gold is cousin to the color yellow and the color brown, and is also associated with illumination, love, compassion, courage, passion, magic, and wisdom
might have problems with all that are associated with your color, on the other hand you could wear more gold to try and get your luck to improve
>>683522814
>Johnny has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Red", "16".
red is associated with aggression so whatever you decide to do this year go at it as best you can
>>683523411
yep
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>>683523830
I should add some detail to these, but can't really think of anything so early in the morning...

Guess I'll watch the senpais do it for a little while longer and take notes.
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Can I get my fortune?
My name is still Jon, of course...
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Hi, first time in one of these threads, but advice couldn't hurt.
I've been talking with this chick I live near, and she's the coolest person I know. Circumstance would make it extremely difficult to date her, but she really wants to date.
Do I break it off now to save us both potential pain, or keep going and potentially string her on for something that might not work out?
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>>683524475
Oh and if I need a name, it's Nic
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Hello, anonymous~
>>683524147
You'd look cute with bunny ears.
>>683524453
So it is! Why can't it be Walter, again?
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fuck
I just got a new mod and all of the ship names are in Russian.

Give me some names for a class of ships, I'm drawing a blank as of right now.

>>683524622
Fuckin sweet name man

>>683522814
Here's Johnny!
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>>683525320
Thanks dude. Having a decent week?
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>>683524475
>Page of Pentacles

The Rose of the Palace of Earth

Ill Dignified or Reversed - A person with no sense of humour and full of his own importance. A person who enjoys the power he wields over those below him.

Here is my interpretation. You have a sort of hubris that tells you that this girl's well-being rests on your shoulders. She's a big girl, and she can take care of her self even if things don't work out between you.

You'll never know if it will work out unless you try.
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>>683524475
What's the harm in trying?

>>683524819
Too bad I don't have bunny ears.
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>>683525320
Nic again. I don't type things all in one comment this late, but I do a lot of games with ships.
If you're looking for names there's a ton of name generators, for classes I think it goes from the ones like leviathan ships, to corvettes, to fighters and all that stuff in between. How big's yo ship?
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>>683524819
Because I don't really like Rorschach anymore. His stubbornness is what almost ruined the chances of not having nuclear war...
...
How have you been, Reisen?
>>683525609
>She's a big girl
For you.
>>683525795
>Too bad I don't have bunny ears.
Oh no. If only we had someone here that manipulates matter on a sub-atomic level and could turn air, water, or grass, into bunny ears, gold, or cake...
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>>683508365
I need to win the Powerball on Wednesday. Who can I talk to aboot this?
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>>683524147
Dont let lack of detail stop ya
>>683524453
>Jon has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "1".
White is associated with light, goodness, innocence, purity, and virginity.
if the rabbit has anything to say about that those last few arent gonna apply
>>683524622
im no help with relationships but heres a luck reading as a consolation
>Nic has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "64".
uhh..shit hiroyuki doesnt seem to have any mercy tonight
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>>683525609
Wow, that's actually fairly eye opening. I hadn't thought of it that way. Thanks. :)
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>>683526064
The problem is of course that bunny ears are made out of magic.
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>>683525491
Not really. Started out shit, at least.

>>683525950
Auxiliary Aircraft Carrier, 2 Cruisers, Light Battlecruiser/Monitor, and a Pocket Battleship(?)

I bought like 7 pocket battleships off Germany
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seriously though.
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>>683526424
Sorry to hear that about your week.
For the ship names, it sort of depends on what kind of theme rows your boat.
You could go for actual names like "the Queen Elizabeth," if you're that kinda guy.
There's always the sci fiish route, similar to "pillar of Autumn" from the halo games, or "the executioner from Star Wars." Comes down to taste.
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it's wednesday night and i need my numbers to win.
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>>683526164
I've gotten good luck and white the last time I did this. Hmm. I can check off the light in a literal sense, but I don't know about my sense of goodness or purity...
>if the rabbit has anything to say about that those last few arent gonna apply
I don't know if I want you mean the last two, and that you aren't including 'innocence' into this...
>>683526254
> bunny ears are made out of magic
I could have guessed.
>>683526075
>>683526877
>>683527099
>mfw
How many of these do you have?
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>>683526424
Name them all Poi
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>>683527376
>How many of these do you have?

How many would you like, pervert?
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>>683526064
... Good point, actually.
>>683526164
Hi, Reimu.
>>683525795
>>683526064
Seriously, Doc Manhattan can turn your mom into bunny ears if he feels like it.
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Hello I was dating a girl who cheated on me and lied about it even though that I had proof she made me think I was crazy but she had gotten pregnant and I stayed not knowing that it wasn't mine and then two years later we had a kid together broke up for four months last year and she dated him and a few others but now she calls him to let him speak to him he's niza scum tattoos on face and all but am I wrong for telling her not to what should I do what can I do please help
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>>683526075
...God?

>shrugs

>>683526218
No problem. Glad I could help!

>>683526064
It
Wood
Bee
Eggs
Dream
Lee
Pain
Full
Fore
Ewe
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>>683527826
>Hello I

And that's where I stopped reading.
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>>683527638
I-I only wanted to talk numbers, because of the filenames. I'm not looking for a 'dump' dump
>>683527705
>can turn your mom into bunny ears
This is true, so I'll smile
But, it's right after mother's day, and also a generally unhappy thought, so I'll frown.
...
Now I'm trying to do both.
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>>683528163
You useless little monkey.
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>>683528322
Stop stuttering dipshit. I don't like stuttering. I won't discuss anything with you until you stop stuttering.
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>>683527705
>mfw im reimu now
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>>683528619
I-I'm sorry, it's these tachyons.
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>>683527088
Right now my main fleet is based off of Eclipse destroyers with a duo of Hood class battlecruisers at the head.

>HMS Winged Hussar
>HMS Yulia

Because my Battlecruisers are baller.

But I fear that the enemy has some bullshit monitor that will crack my fleet in half, so I developed some new ships and the class is in russian.

I kinda liked Queen Elizabeth, but I already have a King George V class, and they don't seem to last long.
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>>683528322
Ah, sorry, sorry. I never keep up with earth holidays...
>>683528703
Hahaha. Sorry! I was in a hurry.
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I could use some advice. I've been dating this girl for about a year and three months now. Last 6 months have been long distance cause of school. I'm thinking of ending it with her once the summer ends. This girl is absolutely amazing. Smart, beautiful, has goals, has hobbies, and is loyal. Should I break up with her?
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>>683528955
no harm, gave me an excuse to make another quit shop
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>>683528972
Yeah, dump her. She's cheating on you with a black guy, I can sense it.
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>>683529139
*quick
goddamn it
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>>683528955
What Lunar holidays are there? And what are you holding? Is that a mushroom?
It looks like someone rubbed moldy peanut butter over the opening of a sock.
...
Doing so is actually a practice of many Earth holidays.
(Nobody tell her, it'll be an epic prank!)
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>>683528811
Well if the real names names float your boat (pun totally intended) then there's all sorts you could choose.
Vladimir the Impaler,
Cyrus the Great,
The Socrates,
The Columbus,
(I'm a soon to be history major. I could go on)
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Anybody get trips yet?

I'll let you cash in doubles too, if you got 'em. But you get a smaller reading.
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>>683529753
Hm, Nic here. I'll attempt a few times.
1-
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>>683528972
If she is as good as you say she is then it being long distance for a bit doesn't seem like a good reason to end it
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>>683530013
2-
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>>683529461
Here is a pic of my new class. It looks baller.

I like kinda fantasy based names. Here are a couple of ships in my main fleet

>HMS Sierra
>HMS Tango
>HMS Lucid
>HMS Yeates
>HMS Fury
>HMS Cleric
>HMS Pavelow
All of them are Destroyers of the Eclipse/Elco classes.
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>>683508365

Read me, stranger.
>>
test
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tes2
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>>683530079
3
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>>683530013
just cash in the dubs you got here >>683524622
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>>683530182
4-
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>>683528955
Mushroooooom?
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>>683529753
I have these >>683523411
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>>683530251
Oh fine then. Excuse me for trying to be an achiever. Haha.
What's my fortune then?
>>
What does my future hold
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>>683529753

Nope, but a LOT of close calls

-Sweet Roll
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>>683530048
It's why I'm conflicted. She's studying abroad in China next semester which means communication with be insanely difficult.
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>>683530372
>putting your feet in the mushrooms that others will be eating
This will result in either an unhappy customer, or a very happy one. Judging by the demographics of the thread, I would assume the latter.
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>>683530091
Damn son. Dats fine.
You're in luck if you like those names. Here's a name generator to get those creative juices flowing.

http://fantasynamegenerators.com/spaceship-names.php#.VzFOn-73bYU
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>>683529139
And a beautiful shop it was
>>683529328
Ah, really? Strange. I was just trying these 'psychedelic' mushrooms for Eiren-sama. Anyway, we have plenty! Like bunanza day and The twenty circles of light...
>>683530372
Yeah! B-but it's not yours, so don't you dare try to steal it!
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>>683530498
Give us a name!
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Roll for reading
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>>683530753

You do know those mushrooms could be unfit for consumption, right?

Even if they were edible, Blue, someone would wash it off before eating

-Sweet Roll
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What is my future OP
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>>683530673
Difficult but not impossible, i'd try to keep it going anyway
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>>683530874
Well, it gave me the perfect theme for the class. Roman emporers!

>HMS Nero
>HMS Caligula

The first pair will be absolutely mental.
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>>683531484
I know there's a washing process. I just wanted to make a cheap foot fetish joke, no matter how illogical.
I can change almost anything, but I can't change my shit sense of humor.
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>>683532068
That's frickin sweet dude. Awesome names. Glad I could be of assistance.
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>>683532111
There's the trips!
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>>683532111
Check'd
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>>683531066
Try to stop me!

>>683530753
Indeed, but that's assuming i would part with mushrooms!

>>683531484
Neither are sweetrolls all the time!
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>>683532111
Oh shit but I can change singles to trips. I sure do love my probability, cue quote about how life is special because sperm cells and gold and Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principal or whatever
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>>683508365
rolling for fortune
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>>683532111

Humor aside,I do believe we have a winner

checked

-Sweet Roll
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>>683532512
>Indeed, but that's assuming i would part with mushrooms!
GUYS I CAN MAKE MORE
>>683532427
Can I get the reading?
(Have no good image to attach, I'll post this OC I made for the curse guy.)
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>>683532805
>>
Thinking about doing lsd again. Had my first trip in April and it wasn't overly enjoyable. Had anxiety the whole time and ended up cancelling my plans and just sat at home with friends. Should I try again?
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>>683532512
P-please don't steal it...? We'll share!
>>683533672
Wow! Impressive...
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>>683532805
Well you see, it's not about how many mushrooms there are it's about those you have!
So there could be billions of mushrooms around but that doesn't make mine any less special to me~

>leans in and whispers
...no but seriously though, i'd take all the mushrooms you can give me~
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>>683532512

Seriously? I just collect mass amounts of them, stow them away (and TOTALLY not at the shrine), and sell some for a higher than normal price

I only found that remark lightly offensive

>>683532936

Oh my...

-Sweet Roll
(Note: I will be back in a bit)
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Well, time to sit alone in the dark with my thoughts and wishes. And then have them crushed.

Wonderful.
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>>683530013
>>683530410
Each of you, ask a question for the cards.
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>>683534237
Do I need to cut it off with her?
-Nic
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>>683534237
Will things be fine in poihouse?
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>>683533831
Alright.. fine.. I won't steal your heart aw-
err..
Mushroom... away...
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>>683533856
(Somewhere in the world, a group of thieves have stolen a large supply of rare and expensive fruits and vegetables. They are about to cook some up to celebrate heist, when their mushrooms are suddenly teleported away, and replaced with cheap dildos, which they drop into the boiling water, melting the cheap plastic. I sit on the floor, surrounded by mushrooms, laughing.)
It's like The Comedian said.
>>683534237
Can I use my trips for a question?
Just let me think for a minute...
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>>683508365
I'll take detailed reading from hermetic tarot deck. Trips get.
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The Doc is in, did I miss anything?
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>>683533161
Anytime you do drugs, you should be very careful. I can't recommend it.
>>683534637
B-baka..
*cuts the mushroom in half*
Here! Share..
>>683535839
Lewd.
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>>683536326
...help
>captcha number is 404
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>>683534465
>1) Death - Ill Dignified
Child of the Great Transformers

Ooh, I wonder if he knows any Primes.

>Ill Dignified or Reversed - Change that is both painful and unpleasant. A refusal to face the fear of change or change itself. Agonising periods of transition. Inertia. Lethargy. Mental, physical or emotional exhaustion.

This tells me not much more than that you're afraid to change things because it'll be painful. I'll draw again.

>2) Ace of Swords
Lord of the Root of the Powers of Air

>Upright - Total and complete change of mind. In its purest form the ace is symbolic of strongly constituted authority, and pursuit of ultimate truth. Triumph, victory and success, a rebirth and a new beginning.

Taken alone, this might mean you should do it. Let's see what a third draw says.

>3) The Moon
Ruler of Flux and Reflux

Upright - Imagination. Dreams and psychic impressions. Sometimes psychic work. Illusions. Inability to see things clearly sometimes resulting in personal depression. Sometimes signifies fiction writing or acting, particularly work in the entertainment industry. Losing control of one's daily life. The unconscious mind.

Everything is flux and reflux. You can cut it off with her, or you can fight your very hardest to make it work, but don't use a half-measure. Just make your choice, there's no wrong one, but each one has its pushes and pulls to consider.

>>683534549
Shuffling, please wait.
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>>683536610
Alright, I'll wait.
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>>683536545
Oh, I'll help alright!
>>683536610
I would like a fortune for Reisen!
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>>683537381
>cries
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>>683534937
Hahaha awesome!!


>>683536326
*giggles gleefully as she takes the mushroom half*
You're so giving~<3
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>>683536988
>1) The Universe - Ill Dignified
The Great One of the Night of Time

>Ill Dignified or Reversed - Frustration. Completion delayed. Sometimes fear of change. Inability to bring something to a satisfactory end. resistance to change. Lack of trust. Despite appearances to the contrary, an indication that events have not yet come to a conclusion but are nearing completion.

Does that sound a bit like the present environment? I'll keep going.

>2) Ace of Cups
Lord of the Root of the Powers of Water

>Upright - Faithfulness, fertility, joy, love. The commencement of creative or artistic projects. All the positive powers of the unconscious mind.

The fields are still fertile to plant love. The Ace of a suit is where all its power springs from, so this is only the beginning.

>3) The Sun - (Ill-Dignified)
Lord of the Fire of the World

>Ill Dignified or Reversed - Troubled partnerships and marriages. Diminished forms of the above. Broken engagements and contracts. Sometimes, autism, learning disabilities or allergies. Hyperactivity. Failure. Arrogance. Relationship difficulties. Vanity. Hypersensitivity. Misjudgement. Delayed Happiness.
A warning that you will have to contend with some or even all of these things in your path forward. Happiness will be delayed, but it's there if you want it.
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Roll for fortune
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>>683535839
hi
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>>683534937
Ah, of course. Can you point out the trips? I must have missed them. But that means you get a super reading.

>>683537381
I've seen your dubs, so ask away! Or would you rather just set a time limit for me? Say... what's gonna happen to me next week, or something like that.
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>>683536610
Thanks for the fortune. I think know what I need to do.
Wish me luck everyone.
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>>683539161
hi. there's a lewd bunny trying to attack me.
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>>683538197
Thank you for this.
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>>683539464
cool
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>>683539670
goddamnit help me
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>>683510841
Holy fucking hell... Your socks. They're beautiful. Fuuu-
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>>683534937
In a tossup between a question about infinity/eternity, and a question about morality...
I've said once that nothing ever ends, so...
"Are value and morality subjective, and if not, does that mean there is a single most important living being, or a God?"
>>683539408
Here.
>>683532111
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>>683539982
>Holy fucking hell... Your socks. They're beautiful. Fuuu-
What did he mean by this?
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>>683539862
not in the mood
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>>683537469
Uu~
>>683537630
According to Eiren-sama, these are great. So let's have lots of fun, Marisa!
>>683539408
Hmm...
*thinks*
How long will it be before I've bettered my current position in life? How's that?

~Reisen
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>>683539464
>wanting to be helped out of that situation
>being anything other thank thankful
I'm going to disagree with you until I'm blue in the face.
Well, I already am, but...

- Manhattan
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>>683540371
ok
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>>683540306
It means that I am extremely attracted to her socks... Sexually.
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>>683540774
>It means that I am extremely attracted to her socks... Sexually.
What did he mean by this?
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>>683540753
fine, i'll be thankful
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new thread when?
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>>683540965
the bread will come when its done baking
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>>683541158
fuck
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>>683540965

ANSWERS IN THE NEW THREAD!

SOON!

~Reimu
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I'm back, what did I miss?

lewd and fortunes I'm guessing

-Sweet Roll
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>>683541293
nothing but pic limit
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>>683541719
don't fucking do it you little shit
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>>683541271
the suspense is killing me
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What do you know of Hermetic Tarot? I've learned a decent chunk about Hermes while learning about alchemy so my interest is piqued.
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>>683541863
u fockin wot m8? i'll bump if i want to until the next thread comes up
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