Ask a p-psychologist anything!
I'm h-here for you, Anonymous!
Okay. Do you have a question?
How do i commit suicide with a banana?
Tell me more. There's not really enough information.
You wait till you are 8 and die a comfortable death surrounded by your loved ones.
Not at all.
I'm bi though, if that helps?
I-I'm sorry. It's these tachyons. They're muddling things up…
I'd better follow him inside.
Because you shouldn't be? Why would you be? That's not how life works.
If you were satisfied, a tiger would eat you; you gotta stay hungry, and climbing that hill, Anonymous!
It'd take more than he could eat to do that.
Ah now it makes sense.
I-I'm sorry. It's these tachyons. They're muddling things up…
I'd better follow him inside.
Evening Alice~ How are you doing today?
Pretty good really. Can't complain.
Same as a regular stuttered sound, you racist.
I-I'm sorry. It's these tachyons. They're muddling things up…
I'd better follow him inside.
why do i have trouble talking to people. even online i will almost never talk to anyone unless i need help, and if i do end up talking to someone and it goes on for too long i will quit the game to end it
Sounds like you have extreme social anxiety; seek medical attention.
Hey, psychologist buddy. I am scared of making efford and even try to have a relationship. Two years ago I fckd up, have not noticed feeling of a girl, hurt her (didnt even kniw back then) and some time after that i've fallen in love with her but she rejected me sayin i hurt her and now she doesnt love me anymore. Now i am afraid that i will hurt my potential partner and i don't want that so i convinced myself that i don't need partner. Ofc, i am a virgin and didnt have a gf yet. Is it bad that i don't need partner when everybody around tries to force me into relationship?
*blinks* You DO need a partner though, clearly, or you wouldn't be asking these questions.
Why are you so afraid of hurting someone that you reject everyone? That's clearly throwing the baby out with the bathwater.
that you helped someone??
Were you conflicted about it or something?
*About the role that ROS takes in our cells, from what i've searched it does indeed damage your mitochondria due to oxidations in the long run but it's also paramount to us for cell signaling, is there any hope in the future to obtain a longer lifespan without being obliged to accept an hypotetical transhumanistic treatment or the conservation of your body with cryonic preservation?*
its me, the koala guy from earlier
also known as tics's
i find it interesting how more and more young women are into horror movies nowadays
why do you think that is?
There's always a calorie restricted diet.
By going to a therapist and possibly pressing charges.
That's ridiculous; who is to say that the combined system of you and the other person would not result in more happiness than either on their own?
Uhm. I don't think the demographics have changed, just that you have selection bias.
No, depression cannot be cured, only treated. Seek medical attention.
Depends. Is the universe deterministic?
I'm pretty terrible at paying attention today. I'm glad to hear your day went well! Makes for a much nicer evening~
What if you subscribe to the cognitive approach, in that depression is caused by faulty thinking, therefore being guided on techniques of how to think differently can in fact cure it?
who the fuck? i just like cute 2hus
I think I'm a sociopath. Or a psychopath.
The way I look at others apparently isn't the way my friends look at others.
I used to think everyone thought the same way I did.
Recently it seems people understand people more feeling than I do.
How do I find out more, fellow Anonymous?
*Seems like i'll have to say goodbye to all the sweets that our society brought.*
Only what can happen does happen.
We're all puppets. I'm just a puppet who can see the strings. All future events are preordained to occur, and doesn't that mean that nothing can be stopped?
Perhaps that is true
>I shall rephrase the question away from gender.
why do you like horror movies and are you an adrenaline junky?
*wraps her arms around you* Because you do not yet see in you what I see in you, Anonymous.
M-theory has 11 dimensions.
Then you subscribe to unscientific ideas; the statistics don't lie. Psychotherapy has its place, and can reduce the likelihood of relapse, but not eliminate it.
Of course, what we call "depression" is a giant umbrella term, slapping a label onto what is almost certainly dozens of completely different conditions resulting in the same phenomena.
Because you chose to do so.
You want to remember.
Seek therapy; it should be rather obvious if you talk to a doctor.
Or just don't swallow.
If we are all puppets, where are my strings?
I'm a puppeteer, not a puppet.
No, and because they help me feel. For someone depressed, to feel is quite joyous.
The ability to stop time.
What the fuck? Are you on fucking crack, a tiger would eat me? What?
......I'm starting to think you're not a 'real' psychologist
>depression cannot be cured
Well ain't that depressing?
There is no "true self"; you are what you do. Nothing more, nothing less.
....do you not understand analogy? It's evolutionary psychology Anonymous.
Do you think we always lived in cities or something?
Thats true which is why i love feels threads so much.
i didn't realize horror movies could give the same effect to different people. Very interesting.
>I know you said you aren't an adrenaline junky but, do you enjoy roller coasters?
Everything is preordained. Even my responses.
This will be happening, in my world, and in yours.
*I do believe she's messing with you right now.*
I don't like being asked physics questions in a psychology thread.
Mindfulness! Ask people to tell you when you are too loud, try to keep track of how loud you are, use nearby sources of sound to match how loud you currently are, etc etc.
It's just a matter of practice and being mindful Anonymous.
There is certainly a genetic component, and we have identified genes that cause certain kinds of depression. However, as I said, it is almost certainly a blanket term for dozens of illnesses that simply have similar symptoms.
Roller coasters tend to do not much for me.
Odd that people have thanked me then.
And yet, I am the one moving the strings.
Why do psychologists always try to send people to get medical attention when they know they will be put under mess that make you worse and make you want to kill yourself . Maybe psychologists are working with drug companies to make that profit out of people
she helps me feel better every time i talk to her
i look forward to these threads every time i go on 4chan.
The fact of it is quite depressing, but I guess I threw that one in just as a comedic relief.
That's not at all how it works, so....mu?
Sorry, I try to reply quickly.
There are some tests you can take....would you like to contact me off of this thread?
Nothing happened; that's not how depression works.
What did you do?
Not really. Life is what life is.
Wow you're not gonna talk to me, am I supposed to be upset now?
Like literally you not talking to me, judging by your comment, fuck you and your dumb ass welfare kids, I hope you don't lmao
You are not in control.
Is there a point? I'm not able to create a world where this won't happen
What are they blueprints of?
I never said I was, merely that I move the strings <4
But life can be depressing, or do you not agree with that?
Yea, but i act different depending on enviorement. And i'd like to talk with her about all things that interests me, funny /b/ Staff and some gross shit, but i don't seem like guy who is into that. Most of my "FRIENDS" say i am sick or they are as sick as me, so i wouldnt know how to present her all of my interests without her tryin to call the police or sth
Physics is the answer to everything, btw that 11 dimension theory has 11 dimensions because it acknowledges dimension 0. Also if we consider that tachyons exist there would be 26 dimensions.
Life just is; people get depressed, but life isn't inherently depressing.
What? How is it against the law to like 4chan?
Emergent behavior would seem to disagree with your reductionism.
*You may be right, i do mot know her enough to firmly state if it's her or not, but i know she's deceiver, pay attemption if you intend engage conversations with her.*
I can understand, I mean mono causes a lot of symptoms that are found within "depression". It's kind of what I thought I had at first, but with each day that goes by I'm worried that it's more mental, and less physical.
No, I have depression. Very different.
Seek a doctor.
Replies may be slow from now on, as I am making chicken tacos using ground chicken for dinner.
if i was taking you on a date, which one of these options sounds the most appealing to you:
>Going to a local fair on a pier. walking around all evening playing carnival games and eating the occasional cotton candy.
>going to see a horror movie that you really want to see in the theater with me walking you home afterwards.
going shopping. walking in an outdoor strip mall in a scenic location where you can see the ocean over the tops of the bungalow's. eating lunch on the patio of a cafe.
it doesn't have to be me if that helps answer the question. i probably will never live these scenario's. it can be some dream boat guy hunk instead of a skinny creep like me.
>sorry for going all dating sim on you
i really think that i need to go to a real psychologist, like, a doctor, but my mom don't want to pay it.
i told her that i /really/ want to go, i mean, i have this paranoia that i'm hallucinating all the time or/and that i'm in coma and that really mess me up sometimes, when i was younger i was really messed up by this, and didn't know what to do, now i just ignore it, i mean, what else can i do, you know? but... this still scares me, i wanna a professional to tell me, convinse me that i'm not imagining it all... just... to not suffer, you know? this hurts.
what do i do?
You're just saying it's all subjective.
But I can't see a way how depression being incurable isn't depressing, many people would be a lot happier if it was curable.
You got anything else you want to not say to me? since we're not speaking and all, and you aren't replying?
A lot of dead people helping you. Do be sure to ell me where that gets you.
How was your mother's d-
Or wait your mother beat you and fucked you with a knife
None of the above. I'd torrent a RiffTrax and we'd watch it on my OLED TV while I complain about how we never go out.
How old are you/
I'm not saying it's all subjective; I'm saying the world doesn't care.
Ooh, tell me more. I love doing CE work.
Emergent behavior. Do you...not know the term?
The premise of death i incredibly interesting to me, but i have little interest in suicide/murder, that being said i have done horrible things to others and myself both at times when i was in control and not, should i be concerned 4chan?
Then how does it work ? Because you're all quick to jump to recommend meds to anybody that seems depressed . Meds don't work in a persons favor it just numbs you and later turns you deeper into depression. Why do you tell people to get meds if you know it will only destroy them . If I was a psychologist I would recommend the fucking parents to get involved in their kids life 100% of the time it's the parents that let their kids turn into a psychopathic fuck tard because they have to work .
Not sure, general stress I guess. But this past year I've been particularly lathargic, my diet's gone weird, I've had trouble remembering things, and I've been waking up at really early times (these are all symptoms of depression). I don't know what brought it on, but I know it's there and it's affecting my life.
That is true, but even that makes the world even more depressing.
"Premise of death"? What? And yes, you should be concerned.
...that's not how medication works at all, so clearly you don't have a good understanding of this.
Probably good you aren't a psychologist, given one of the biggest problems is the parents, not the parents being uninvolved.
No, it makes it neutral. Not good. Not evil. Not happy. Not sad. It just is.
*Do you? You will surely know, as a psychologist, a way to help yourself out of depression, correct?*
Are there? Yes, I'm really curious about myself, developed over the last month.
I want to know more about my own headspace.
I''ll write some summarized version of it.
Appreciated. I really need to get into psychology.
Seek help. There are tons of things that can be done, but the longer you wait, the worse it is.
....a physicist falls from the sky. He has no parachute, no materials, but absolute knowledge of his situation, every bit he could possibly need.
Can he save himself?
Looking forward to it.
Ask her now.
lol sounds just a good to me
would you ever date a patient (if you had one)
say its some dreamy romantic scenario where he's troubled and your all stoic but he runs into you out and about and all this other rom com shit/
The good ol' survival of the fittest, eh?
My gf is going to break up with me. I would be okay with it except she is the girl that got me from being a NEET . she didn't care about my past only my future with here when I met her. She is the first girl I fell in love with. I want no one else but her in my life.
How do I get over her?
No. Not if it was a male patient.
better than fucking me and beating me with a knife tbh
I'm the blueprints guy. It's a house's scheme with all it's dimensions and electrical equipments inside it, I almost finished it but I'm too lazy to do the hard part, wich is to put all the data next to the equipment's simbols. As i said just tell me something to obligate me to start.
But, even if i explain she would still take me as weirdo, i feel like even my parents do, as i am 23 and have not got a gf yet, but stayin all free time on NET/ watching anime/ playing games. But i know they love me even as i am now. But i want girl that will be good mother of my children (and not obese) and most of girl who seems like that feel disgusted/displeased about my interests. I just don't know what to do with that.
internet 101. specifically, wikihow
That's a bit of a misnomer; it's not survival of the fittest. Have you read Origin of Species? It means closer to "better designed for an immediate, local environment".
Fitness doesn't mean strength; losing attributes and intelligence and all the rest can make you more "fit".
well im not really your patient
theoretically what about someone who you helped on these threads?
*If a burden to society like me managed to do that a person like you has surely some chances too, i'm not saying it will be easy but it's still possible.*
I feel completely desensitized towards my family, only do things for them because i have to and I have aversion to any kind of relationships besides friendship. What should i do?
> INB4 stop being a faggot
I can't i just love being a fag
>INB4 look out guys the edgelord is here
How insulting; as if I would ever use wikihow.
Yeah that doesn't make any sense. That's like saying "because I got over a broken leg, you can too!" to someone missing a leg. It's just kinda insulting.
Alright guys, my tacos are done, time to sign off for the night. See you again at 8AM EST.
Please contact me if you need help at [email protected]
If you are into fisting, then I say go for it!
is this him??
You know I'm right but you have to deny anything against meds just like the vaccine doctors they deny deny deny but if only they showed people the list of kids going restarted because of all the shit they put in vaccines but that's for another thread . I am not completely against medicine but most of it is just to make a profit .but tell me how does medicine work ?
What does that even mean you are trained to mess with people's minds but not all minds are brainwashed.Parents who neglect their kids are the first problem To kids depression then comes school and bullying but if the parents are not there to talk to them about depression how are they going to open up about getting bullied ? Don't even start with drugs usage or gun shootings?
A kid that feels unloved or neglected or left alone in this world has nothing to loose and meds won't fix shit
stop being a faggot
look out guys the edge lord is here
Cool stuff, m8, but not if youre counting on being part of the FBI like those BAMFs on criminal minds. There are like five of those people in the country, and they dont frequently retire
I don't really stand for that kind of ideology, because it is depressing.
Alright, have a good one then.
Alice, how do I get over being a secretly angry and insecure person? I get jealous so easily. Especially over petty things like women.
I'm working on it, and Im afraid those feelings will never go away.
*Fine, you'll have no problems whatsoever at not improving your situation then.*
Why am I a fucking retard ?
Because I have a different point of view on things like depression?
Most of you faggots are proud to be depressed and carry it around likes its a fucking badge of honor .
>you have depression ? Hey me too lets be buddies on 4chan fucking cucks
because your point of view is not supported by literally any evidence and you are an anti-vaxxer when a big fucking huge meta analysis confirmed, not too long ago, that autism and vaccines have NO CORRELATION
READ A BOOK
My brother is schizophrenic and a Christian
his church tells him to stop taking his meds cause they think they can cure him with prayer. every single time they try he relapses then they drop him off to us to get him better.
I didn't say it wasn't true, I said I don't stand for that kind of ideology.
You're practically saying that if I didn't support any political party I would denounce them fictional.
I said I wasn't against all medicine dumb cuck . But depression medicine is one of the biggest frauds in medicine just like chemotherapy oh yeah let's pay 30k$ on chemo and fill like a zombie and might still die.
Take a cannabis extract oil for 120 a pop and fucking kill cancer and live happy got dammit you're all fucking retards
OP is a lying piece of shit and a toxic person
yeah they have used THC to help deal with cancer but uhh no it doesn't actually do that you fucking tard we have studies that show THC is ineffective against most types of cancer
its like you are dumb on purpose and don't understand anything so you just make shit up
You are gonna die angry and confused and I'm gonna laugh
says the person who kills dogs to get off.
Therefore my good friend;
I'm 19, a sophomore in college and depression has ruined the past 3 years of my life. In the past, it has caused me to isolate myself, ruining any friendships, or chance of relationships, that I had or could have had. This past semester, I've really tried to change, started going to therapy, started being more social, being more willing to interact with people, but I still feel empty. I have made wonderful friends, specifically, I have made friends with this one girl that I am completely in love with. The only thing is, she is in a good relationship with someone, and talks about how much she loves him often. I feel like there is no hope for me ever being in a relationship. I feel like I am wholly unlovable. In the past month I have started cutting my upper thigh to try and cope with it, but it doesn't really help. Thinking about how it I am going to be a Junior in college in a week and I still have never been in a relationship makes me want to kill myself. I can't bear to think about how no one can or will ever care for me like that.
Who the fuck is talking about schizophrenia medicine ? I said anti depressants. schizophrenia is inherited by family once you have it you're pretty much fucked medicine or prayers won't help your brother anymore you're better off popping one into his brain and by popping one I mean blow his fucking head off he will better off
*Can you prove that your statements are true?*
I told you to stop using ad hominems, right?
You really don't know how to argue over the internet at all
....schizophrenia is just as inheritable as depression, IE, it is a complex set of factors that are somewhat genetic and somewhat not
There is plenty of evidence depression is somewhat inheritable to, indicating some genes raise the chance of it, much like cancer.
You have no fucking clue what you are talking about
I want to believe in cbd and other cannabis derived therapies, but until I see any conclusive, well funded, organized and repeatable trials conducted and not just Icke level conspiracy shit and anecdotal evidence, I'm calling bullshit.
*That only proves that OP said something about her in that thread.*
Wait a second, are you the anon who I was planning with to have children but world was too cruel?
yeah i always miss her being in australia
i just quickly typed my questions without going over the thread
if she is genuine she'd be one of the very few people i respect as most shrinks are just in it for the money
Since i care about this thread here comes my advice.
First things first, let go of that friend don't be selfish, this won't go anywhere trust me I've been on the same situation
Secound, cutting yourself will lead to nothing but shame when you get older since once again I've experienced it myself.
The sense of emptyness is normal welcome to the adult world
What you have to do from now is socialize with different group of people, I know you like the girl but at this point the relationship became toxic, stay out of her way for a couple months and fight your way towards a new girl. Just don't fuck up this time and try to get the new one while she's still single.
I will have to start therapy at a mental institution in a few days, because I have social anxiety. I haven't left my house in a year.
I am so scared. I thought of ending it all, because everything is so overwhelming, but what other ways are there to calm me down?
you are a retard; you realize most chemotherapy drugs aren't actually that expensive right? Just front line treatments. Most others are pennies, especially if they are two gen ago
source: I had fucking ball cancer
That's how much it cost for a full chemo session . If you pay less it's because you don't have stage 4 cancer and don't need intense treatment .
If you beat cancer good for you my brother beat chest cancer and he took shit load of cannabis oil
woah you mean that more intense cancers need more intense front line drugs?
your brother didn't beat cancer with cannabis oil alone dude otherwise he'd be on the fucking news because there is zero evidence cannabis oil can cure cancer; THC is a tumor suppressant, not a tumor killer.
People with yellow eyes can see in the dark
This is about them not about me
depressionbro here. it's slowly getting better for me but it takes time. same as you dipped into depression, coming out of it is inevitable in the long run. heres my observation based on your post: words you use commonly when describing your situation:
>ever being in relationship
>on one will ever
Firstly, if you think a woman will change your life, you're right but it's never a good thing. most of the time they take up your time dont really fix the root cause. you become responsible for 2 people's happiness. If you're not happy before you meet someone, youre basically just going to screw their life and yours if you get together with them. clean your own house first.
Secondly, stop putting chicks on a pedestal. This is the single worst thing you can do in your dating life. realise that everyone is as retarded and insecure as the next person and they need you just as much as you need them.
Stop cutting yourself you fucking idiot. youre going to have to explain those scars to your goddamn kids one day. If you really want to know whats "wrong with you", ask people around you honest questions and ask for honest answers. ask them "do i seem happy? What do you think my interests are? etc." This way you can identify the way you appear and try to alter the way you come across to people, if thats what you want to happen.
Be honest, always (unless youre doing illegal shit). Depression is an avoidance mechanism in our brains to protect our ego from truths we can't yet recognise. we practice deception every day of our lives and this quickly becomes habit, even to the point where we become good at lying to ourselves. practice speaking honestly, even when its embarrassing. people value honesty above anything else and you will train your mind to view things objectively. just take it slow, dude. dont fucking cut yourself like some 14 year old goth chick. cleanse your life of childish things like figurines and posters etc.
This conversation is about her only
Guess you need to go back to grade school and study reading comprehension
There's a testimonial page of you're so unsure
He a has a gf and never needed to cyber Alice
No shit and they rip you a new whole when you get the bill . Cannabis is not on the news because in the eyes of people cannabis is a hard gateway drug.
I've been smoking for over 13 years and not once have touched any hard drugs .
Alcohol kills more people and its legal
Alcohol overdose this year : 2,000 deaths a year
Cannabis overdose: 0 they call weed overdose feeling high
And you're right we caught his cancer early and beat the fuck out of it and only did minimal chemo
It's really pathetic that you come in thread after thread trying to use a poorly done smear campaign.
*Wait, i thought this Alice was a different person from Alice2, are they really the same person?*
Because this conversation is about her only. Instead of defending herself and her character she uses ad hominems to attack me which get her nowhere in the end
Okay bedtime Goodnight <3
Well someone has to do it
They are the same. Alice1 was a lot nicer and genuinely cared about anonymous. Alice2 just want to boost her ego
I'm not unsure. I know exactly how I feel about someone being as utterly and depressingly pathetic as you, trying to use slanderous materials to prove your (non-existent) points.
I don't believe people who desecrate carcasses to get their rocks off. Fucking nasty.
>They are the same. Alice1 was a lot nicer and genuinely cared about anonymous. Alice2 just want to boost her ego
i knew both and that couldnt be farther from the truth
*How quickly the tide turns, this changes everything.*
We need to end this crap. I'm going to help too but i need to go now see you all anons in next thread
Remember that you're going to die and nothing matters !
Try to swallow it whole
Is it unhealthy to force a thought process from your mind?
Sometimes an image of something I've done or been through pulses in to my minds eye.
I force it away.
Like a flash headache.