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Ask a p-psychologist anything!

I'm h-here for you, Anonymous!
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my neighbour is a psychiatrist, i stabbed him for being a bitch.
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>>683503388
Check'd!

How to stop being a total pussy about literally everything?
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How do i commit suicide with a banana?
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I-I'm sorry. It's these tachyons. They're muddling things up…
I'd better follow him inside.
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>>683504397
yes, how much of a faggot is op?
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>>683504448
Tell me more. There's not really enough information.

>>683504452
You wait till you are 8 and die a comfortable death surrounded by your loved ones.
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>>683503388
Why am I never truly satisfied in life?
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>>683504452
Eat them until you lose feeling in your legs/feet. Too much potassium will kill you
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>>683504701
I-I'm sorry. It's these tachyons. They're muddling things up…
I'd better follow him inside.
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>>683504712
Because you shouldn't be? Why would you be? That's not how life works.

If you were satisfied, a tiger would eat you; you gotta stay hungry, and climbing that hill, Anonymous!

>>683504737
It'd take more than he could eat to do that.

>>683504789
Ah now it makes sense.
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>>683504921
I-I'm sorry. It's these tachyons. They're muddling things up…
I'd better follow him inside.
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What does a stuttered silent letter sound like?
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>>683505161
exactly how you think it does
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>>683505043
Pretty good really. Can't complain.

>>683505161
Same as a regular stuttered sound, you racist.
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>>683504545
>>683504789
>>683504966
I-I'm sorry. It's these tachyons. They're muddling things up…
I'd better follow him inside.
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why do i have trouble talking to people. even online i will almost never talk to anyone unless i need help, and if i do end up talking to someone and it goes on for too long i will quit the game to end it
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>>683505432
Sounds like you have extreme social anxiety; seek medical attention.
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>>683503388
Hey, psychologist buddy. I am scared of making efford and even try to have a relationship. Two years ago I fckd up, have not noticed feeling of a girl, hurt her (didnt even kniw back then) and some time after that i've fallen in love with her but she rejected me sayin i hurt her and now she doesnt love me anymore. Now i am afraid that i will hurt my potential partner and i don't want that so i convinced myself that i don't need partner. Ofc, i am a virgin and didnt have a gf yet. Is it bad that i don't need partner when everybody around tries to force me into relationship?
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>>683503388
Hi Alice. Are we freinds?
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What does it mean if i stopped a woman from being raped?
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This looks like a trap to me.
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>>683505699
*blinks* You DO need a partner though, clearly, or you wouldn't be asking these questions.

Why are you so afraid of hurting someone that you reject everyone? That's clearly throwing the baby out with the bathwater.
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how many fake psychiatrists does it take to make a shitty fake internet cult
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im not gay you're gay
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>>683505819
it is
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>>683505805
that you helped someone??
Were you conflicted about it or something?
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>>683505950
dunno how many shit tier trolls does it take to screw off?
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>>683506072
No, i just stopped chasing her.
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>>683503388
*About the role that ROS takes in our cells, from what i've searched it does indeed damage your mitochondria due to oxidations in the long run but it's also paramount to us for cell signaling, is there any hope in the future to obtain a longer lifespan without being obliged to accept an hypotetical transhumanistic treatment or the conservation of your body with cryonic preservation?*
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How do i come to terms with the fact that my father used to rape me when he got drunk and my mother didnt care...
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why alice? why not the best 2hu?
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>>683505913
Idk, I feel like if they can be happy w/o me i should be happy for them and not fight for my own happiness
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>>683506120
hi ritsu i missed you too <3
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hey alice

good evening.
its me, the koala guy from earlier
also known as tics's
i find it interesting how more and more young women are into horror movies nowadays
why do you think that is?
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Is there an easy cure for depression?
>inb4 an hero
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>>683506232
There's always a calorie restricted diet.

>>683506263
By going to a therapist and possibly pressing charges.

>>683506384
That's ridiculous; who is to say that the combined system of you and the other person would not result in more happiness than either on their own?

>>683506465
Uhm. I don't think the demographics have changed, just that you have selection bias.
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>>683506599
No, depression cannot be cured, only treated. Seek medical attention.
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>>683506401
guess again psycho
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>>683506266
Ika is that you?
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Tell me, is there such a thing as fate?
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>>683506266
Woah hata you're back
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why do i feel so useless
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>>683506850
regardless you're the same person who was in the other threads trying to play defender

i'm only here because someone linked me and told me to leave a few shitposts though
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>>683505043
I'm pretty terrible at paying attention today. I'm glad to hear your day went well! Makes for a much nicer evening~
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>>683506640
Thanks, will try to remember that next time
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>>683507121
Are there vibrating strings in the 10th dimension?
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wait thats not ika never mind
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>>683507121
why do I keep thinking about her
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>>683506783
What if you subscribe to the cognitive approach, in that depression is caused by faulty thinking, therefore being guided on techniques of how to think differently can in fact cure it?
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>>683506938
>>683507027
who the fuck? i just like cute 2hus
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>>683507194
thanks for admitting you shitposted.
reported.
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I think I'm a sociopath. Or a psychopath.

The way I look at others apparently isn't the way my friends look at others.

I used to think everyone thought the same way I did.

Recently it seems people understand people more feeling than I do.

How do I find out more, fellow Anonymous?
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>>683506640
*Seems like i'll have to say goodbye to all the sweets that our society brought.*
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>>683507121
Only what can happen does happen.
We're all puppets. I'm just a puppet who can see the strings. All future events are preordained to occur, and doesn't that mean that nothing can be stopped?
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>>683507399
i mistook you for someone i hate, sorry
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>>683506640
Perhaps that is true
>I shall rephrase the question away from gender.
why do you like horror movies and are you an adrenaline junky?
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Alice, how do i find girl that would like my true self, not only tryin-to-be-funny guy but also lazy anon with no life goals? How do i find one BTW? My life had no meaning so far...
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>>683507486
i'm sorry to hear you need outside confirmation to identify a shitpost, i don't think there is therapy for that
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>>683506640
If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
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>>683507192
*wraps her arms around you* Because you do not yet see in you what I see in you, Anonymous.

>>683507293
No problem.

>>683507279
<4

>>683507320
M-theory has 11 dimensions.

>>683507382
Then you subscribe to unscientific ideas; the statistics don't lie. Psychotherapy has its place, and can reduce the likelihood of relapse, but not eliminate it.

Of course, what we call "depression" is a giant umbrella term, slapping a label onto what is almost certainly dozens of completely different conditions resulting in the same phenomena.

>>683507371
Because you chose to do so.

You want to remember.

>>683507487
Seek therapy; it should be rather obvious if you talk to a doctor.

>>683507628
Or just don't swallow.

>>683507637
If we are all puppets, where are my strings?
I'm a puppeteer, not a puppet.

>>683507720
No, and because they help me feel. For someone depressed, to feel is quite joyous.

>>683507876
The ability to stop time.
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>>683507705
do tell anon
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>>683507869
Nah, just makes it easier if there is an admission.
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>>683504921
What the fuck? Are you on fucking crack, a tiger would eat me? What?

......I'm starting to think you're not a 'real' psychologist
Me=>>683504712
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>>683507911
But I dont want to
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>depression cannot be cured
Well ain't that depressing?
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Is it harder to label someone as paranoid and suspicious now that we know the extent to which the NSA is spying on everyone?
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>>683507820
There is no "true self"; you are what you do. Nothing more, nothing less.

>>683507982
....do you not understand analogy? It's evolutionary psychology Anonymous.

Do you think we always lived in cities or something?
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>>683507978
no it really doesn't make it any easier at all, unless you just don't know what to look for. a shitpost is a shitpost because of it's quality ritsu- i mean sorry, not ritsu
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>>683507911
I don't like your evasive answer about my string question
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i'm too impulsive, i start yelling without noticing, like, "HELLO HOW ARE YOU DOING". what do i do?
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>>683508095
im >>683507371
by the way
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>>683507937
her name is ikaros and she posts hata sometimes
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>>683508122
I don't recognize that name, sorry.
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>>683507911
Given that depression can't be outright cured, do you believe people can be born with depression, or is it something that occurs environmentally?
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>>683507911
Thats true which is why i love feels threads so much.
i didn't realize horror movies could give the same effect to different people. Very interesting.

>I know you said you aren't an adrenaline junky but, do you enjoy roller coasters?
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>>683508119
You're a shitty psychologist
Make no mistake
You have helped no one today
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>>683507911
Everything is preordained. Even my responses.
...
This will be happening, in my world, and in yours.
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>>683508198
*I do believe she's messing with you right now.*
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>>683508317
Sure she did. She helped me identify who not to talk to, you!
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>>683508198
i see, what happened?
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>>683507911
Will you be my freind?
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For the doc
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>>683508111
No.

>>683508100
Nope.

>>683508166
I don't like being asked physics questions in a psychology thread.

>>683508185
Mindfulness! Ask people to tell you when you are too loud, try to keep track of how loud you are, use nearby sources of sound to match how loud you currently are, etc etc.

It's just a matter of practice and being mindful Anonymous.

>>683508250
There is certainly a genetic component, and we have identified genes that cause certain kinds of depression. However, as I said, it is almost certainly a blanket term for dozens of illnesses that simply have similar symptoms.

>>683508307
Roller coasters tend to do not much for me.

>>683508317
Odd that people have thanked me then.

>>683508380
And yet, I am the one moving the strings.
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I would post in this thread if there weren't so many replies all the time.
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>>683503388
Why do psychologists always try to send people to get medical attention when they know they will be put under mess that make you worse and make you want to kill yourself . Maybe psychologists are working with drug companies to make that profit out of people
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String Theory is shit
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>>683508317
wrong
she helps me feel better every time i talk to her
its fun.
i look forward to these threads every time i go on 4chan.
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>>683508380
Nigga you said a while ago that you'll take me to mars, why u lying?
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>PotentialSociopathAnon
>>683507911
I really don't want to see one.

If I am one, I don't want anyone else to know.

Is there anything else I can do, Ms. Puppeteer?
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>>683508496
Why are you depressed? What happened?
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>>683508496
The fact of it is quite depressing, but I guess I threw that one in just as a comedic relief.
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>>683508384
no thats not ika because she would NEVER say "hata is best 2hu"

>>683508393
shes basically a cancer and nothing more
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What's the best way to punish yourself? I need to feel responsible for my actions or inaction.
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>>683508641
>her
wew
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>>683508535
That's not at all how it works, so....mu?

>>683508519
Sorry, I try to reply quickly.

>>683508679
There are some tests you can take....would you like to contact me off of this thread?

[email protected]

>>683508715
Nothing happened; that's not how depression works.

>>683508755
What did you do?

>>683508736
Not really. Life is what life is.
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>>683508392
>she

Wow you're not gonna talk to me, am I supposed to be upset now?
Like literally you not talking to me, judging by your comment, fuck you and your dumb ass welfare kids, I hope you don't lmao
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Alice, tell me something to obligate me to do my blueprints, I'm too lazy to even start, procrastination is controlling my will.
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>>683508746
>implying
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>>683508755
By institutionalizing yourself
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>>683508496
No.
You are not in control.
>>683508646
Is there a point? I'm not able to create a world where this won't happen
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>>683508852
>a
anyone who is against you is someone who has helped me
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>>683508755
ever watch the movie doom? remember how that one guy carved a cross into him every time he sinned?

dont do that. just accept jesus and become christian
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>>683508885
What are they blueprints of?

>>683508920
I never said I was, merely that I move the strings <4
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>>683508816
But life can be depressing, or do you not agree with that?
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>>683508119
Yea, but i act different depending on enviorement. And i'd like to talk with her about all things that interests me, funny /b/ Staff and some gross shit, but i don't seem like guy who is into that. Most of my "FRIENDS" say i am sick or they are as sick as me, so i wouldnt know how to present her all of my interests without her tryin to call the police or sth
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>>683508496
Physics is the answer to everything, btw that 11 dimension theory has 11 dimensions because it acknowledges dimension 0. Also if we consider that tachyons exist there would be 26 dimensions.
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how do you get easy exp in skyrim?
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>>683509021
Life just is; people get depressed, but life isn't inherently depressing.

>>683509045
What? How is it against the law to like 4chan?

>>683509050
Emergent behavior would seem to disagree with your reductionism.
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>>683508816
Oh. I thought you were just feeling depressed.
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>>683508920
There's 2 points. On your forehead.
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>>683508889
you have no idea
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>>683508746
*You may be right, i do mot know her enough to firmly state if it's her or not, but i know she's deceiver, pay attemption if you intend engage conversations with her.*
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>>683508641
same here ^^
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>>683508496
I can understand, I mean mono causes a lot of symptoms that are found within "depression". It's kind of what I thought I had at first, but with each day that goes by I'm worried that it's more mental, and less physical.
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>>683508852
pic related.
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How much dick have I sucked?
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>>683509176
No, I have depression. Very different.

>>683509249
Seek a doctor.

Replies may be slow from now on, as I am making chicken tacos using ground chicken for dinner.
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>>683508496
if i was taking you on a date, which one of these options sounds the most appealing to you:
>Going to a local fair on a pier. walking around all evening playing carnival games and eating the occasional cotton candy.

>going to see a horror movie that you really want to see in the theater with me walking you home afterwards.

going shopping. walking in an outdoor strip mall in a scenic location where you can see the ocean over the tops of the bungalow's. eating lunch on the patio of a cafe.

it doesn't have to be me if that helps answer the question. i probably will never live these scenario's. it can be some dream boat guy hunk instead of a skinny creep like me.

>sorry for going all dating sim on you
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i really think that i need to go to a real psychologist, like, a doctor, but my mom don't want to pay it.
i told her that i /really/ want to go, i mean, i have this paranoia that i'm hallucinating all the time or/and that i'm in coma and that really mess me up sometimes, when i was younger i was really messed up by this, and didn't know what to do, now i just ignore it, i mean, what else can i do, you know? but... this still scares me, i wanna a professional to tell me, convinse me that i'm not imagining it all... just... to not suffer, you know? this hurts.
what do i do?
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>>683509348
so much
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>>683509162
You're just saying it's all subjective.
But I can't see a way how depression being incurable isn't depressing, many people would be a lot happier if it was curable.
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>>683508928
You got anything else you want to not say to me? since we're not speaking and all, and you aren't replying?

A lot of dead people helping you. Do be sure to ell me where that gets you.
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>>683509007
The blueprints are electricity stuff, just homework for college. And i need to do them for tomorrow.
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>>683503388
How was your mother's d-

Or wait your mother beat you and fucked you with a knife

lmao
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>>68350920

On what?
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>>683509162
Wtf do you mean by 'emergent behavior'? Do you even know what you're saying?
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>>683509340
another fish caught
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>>683509550
so much mad
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>>683509426
None of the above. I'd torrent a RiffTrax and we'd watch it on my OLED TV while I complain about how we never go out.

>>683509437
How old are you/

>>683509453
I'm not saying it's all subjective; I'm saying the world doesn't care.

>>683509472
Ooh, tell me more. I love doing CE work.

>>683509526
Emergent behavior. Do you...not know the term?
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The premise of death i incredibly interesting to me, but i have little interest in suicide/murder, that being said i have done horrible things to others and myself both at times when i was in control and not, should i be concerned 4chan?
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>>683508816
Then how does it work ? Because you're all quick to jump to recommend meds to anybody that seems depressed . Meds don't work in a persons favor it just numbs you and later turns you deeper into depression. Why do you tell people to get meds if you know it will only destroy them . If I was a psychologist I would recommend the fucking parents to get involved in their kids life 100% of the time it's the parents that let their kids turn into a psychopathic fuck tard because they have to work .
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>>683509550
Haha lmao mastertrolololo xd
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>>683508816
I'm lazy, I procrastinate a lot, I'm doing not much with my life, fat, ...
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>>683509668
You definitely should be concerned, you a genuine faggot kek
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>>683508715
Not sure, general stress I guess. But this past year I've been particularly lathargic, my diet's gone weird, I've had trouble remembering things, and I've been waking up at really early times (these are all symptoms of depression). I don't know what brought it on, but I know it's there and it's affecting my life.
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>>683509663
That is true, but even that makes the world even more depressing.
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You have depression? Me too. What is the most helpful advice you gan give for depression?
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>>683509668
"Premise of death"? What? And yes, you should be concerned.

>>683509724
...that's not how medication works at all, so clearly you don't have a good understanding of this.

Probably good you aren't a psychologist, given one of the biggest problems is the parents, not the parents being uninvolved.

>>683509871
No, it makes it neutral. Not good. Not evil. Not happy. Not sad. It just is.
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>>683509387
*Do you? You will surely know, as a psychologist, a way to help yourself out of depression, correct?*
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>PotentialSociopathAnon
>>683508816
Are there? Yes, I'm really curious about myself, developed over the last month.

I want to know more about my own headspace.

I''ll write some summarized version of it.

Appreciated. I really need to get into psychology.
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Should I ask a girl that I like for her number even though we have never talked? Or should I wait until next year?
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>>683509663
I don't see why would that disagree with what I said earlier
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>>683510010
dude make trip. that handle pisses me off
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>>683509932
Seek help. There are tons of things that can be done, but the longer you wait, the worse it is.

>>683509990
....a physicist falls from the sky. He has no parachute, no materials, but absolute knowledge of his situation, every bit he could possibly need.

Can he save himself?

>>683510010
Looking forward to it.

>>683510023
Ask her now.
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>>683509663
lol sounds just a good to me

would you ever date a patient (if you had one)
say its some dreamy romantic scenario where he's troubled and your all stoic but he runs into you out and about and all this other rom com shit/
>would you?
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>>683509518

not cool
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Morning guys and you too ika
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>>683509949
The good ol' survival of the fittest, eh?
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My gf is going to break up with me. I would be okay with it except she is the girl that got me from being a NEET . she didn't care about my past only my future with here when I met her. She is the first girl I fell in love with. I want no one else but her in my life.
How do I get over her?
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>>683509851
Try getting a pet. Animals always make me feel better
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>>683509518
better than fucking me and beating me with a knife tbh
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>>683504545
I don't trust anybody that wears a tunic
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>>683509663
I'm the blueprints guy. It's a house's scheme with all it's dimensions and electrical equipments inside it, I almost finished it but I'm too lazy to do the hard part, wich is to put all the data next to the equipment's simbols. As i said just tell me something to obligate me to start.
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Just curious, what level is your psychology degree?
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>>683510502
L-lewd
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>>683509162
But, even if i explain she would still take me as weirdo, i feel like even my parents do, as i am 23 and have not got a gf yet, but stayin all free time on NET/ watching anime/ playing games. But i know they love me even as i am now. But i want girl that will be good mother of my children (and not obese) and most of girl who seems like that feel disgusted/displeased about my interests. I just don't know what to do with that.
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>>683503388
are you a behaviorist?
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>>683510555
internet 101. specifically, wikihow
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>>683510356
That's a bit of a misnomer; it's not survival of the fittest. Have you read Origin of Species? It means closer to "better designed for an immediate, local environment".

Fitness doesn't mean strength; losing attributes and intelligence and all the rest can make you more "fit".
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>>683510372
heehehheheheheheheheheheheheheh
well im not really your patient
theoretically what about someone who you helped on these threads?
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>>683503388
>psychologist
>not a psychiatrist

shit tier, literally anyone with less than half a brain can be a psychologist

sage
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Why do I like touching myself to animated characters?
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How can I increase my /smug/ness?
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should i go out with a guy who has the nick name fist of fury
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>>683510178
Thanks OP, Any tips on getting the number?
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>>683510178
*If a burden to society like me managed to do that a person like you has surely some chances too, i'm not saying it will be easy but it's still possible.*
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Hey I'm interested in taking psychology for college, especially forensic psychology have any tips on what courses I should take or programs?
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becasue theyre cute
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>>683510832
Because you don't have grill freind
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>>683503388

I feel completely desensitized towards my family, only do things for them because i have to and I have aversion to any kind of relationships besides friendship. What should i do?

> INB4 stop being a faggot

I can't i just love being a fag

>INB4 look out guys the edgelord is here
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how do i get adderall
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>>683510671
How insulting; as if I would ever use wikihow.

>>683510904
Yeah that doesn't make any sense. That's like saying "because I got over a broken leg, you can too!" to someone missing a leg. It's just kinda insulting.

Alright guys, my tacos are done, time to sign off for the night. See you again at 8AM EST.

Please contact me if you need help at [email protected]

With love,
Alice
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Why does Pepsi make lighting
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>>683510825
Fuck off, there's a lot to learn when it comes to psychology!
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>>683510825
Eh, OP just makes these threads because it doesn't have anyone to talk with.
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>>683510884
If you are into fisting, then I say go for it!

is this him??
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>>683503388
Why is anime so fucking gay?
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my sister says she is autistic cause an online test said so...is she autistic?
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>>683510984
Yeah but why not regular porn then?
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>>683509949
You know I'm right but you have to deny anything against meds just like the vaccine doctors they deny deny deny but if only they showed people the list of kids going restarted because of all the shit they put in vaccines but that's for another thread . I am not completely against medicine but most of it is just to make a profit .but tell me how does medicine work ?

What does that even mean you are trained to mess with people's minds but not all minds are brainwashed.Parents who neglect their kids are the first problem To kids depression then comes school and bullying but if the parents are not there to talk to them about depression how are they going to open up about getting bullied ? Don't even start with drugs usage or gun shootings?
A kid that feels unloved or neglected or left alone in this world has nothing to loose and meds won't fix shit
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>>683510986
stop being a faggot
look out guys the edge lord is here
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>>683511048
Magic
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>>683507911
>seek therapy for being a psychopath
Have you even taken an introductory psychology class?
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>>683511062
kek
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you suck what the number the sucide hot line
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>>683510942
>forensic psychology
Cool stuff, m8, but not if youre counting on being part of the FBI like those BAMFs on criminal minds. There are like five of those people in the country, and they dont frequently retire
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>>683511038
Goodnight
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>>683511062
kek
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>>683510676
I don't really stand for that kind of ideology, because it is depressing.

>>683511038
Alright, have a good one then.
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Psychology often seems to dwell on the negative. Could you list some of the most healthy pschological traits?
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>>683511190
wow what a fucking retard dude read a book
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>>683511009
i have a whole load of them from my grill friend who doesn't want them (she has ADHD)
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Why is it so much easier to die than it is to live a happy life?
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>>683503388
Alice, how do I get over being a secretly angry and insecure person? I get jealous so easily. Especially over petty things like women.

I'm working on it, and Im afraid those feelings will never go away.
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>>683511365
"I don't like it therefore it isn't true"

what an idiot
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>>683511162
Because you didn't look for it
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Is it possible that everyone's a little bit autistic, due to the human race being an incestuous population?
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>>683511190
yeah go tell a schizophrenic to stop taking their meds lol tell me how that works out for you
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>>683511666
no thats stupid as fuck
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>>683511038
*Fine, you'll have no problems whatsoever at not improving your situation then.*
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>>683511414
Why am I a fucking retard ?
Because I have a different point of view on things like depression?
Most of you faggots are proud to be depressed and carry it around likes its a fucking badge of honor .

>you have depression ? Hey me too lets be buddies on 4chan fucking cucks
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What can you tel about me from this post?
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>>683511190
you realize absolutely no evidence links vaccines and "restarted" kids, right? obvious troll is obvious
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>>683511880
because your point of view is not supported by literally any evidence and you are an anti-vaxxer when a big fucking huge meta analysis confirmed, not too long ago, that autism and vaccines have NO CORRELATION

READ A BOOK
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>>683511685
Fucking aye

My brother is schizophrenic and a Christian

his church tells him to stop taking his meds cause they think they can cure him with prayer. every single time they try he relapses then they drop him off to us to get him better.
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>>683511484
I didn't say it wasn't true, I said I don't stand for that kind of ideology.
You're practically saying that if I didn't support any political party I would denounce them fictional.
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>>683512242
Yeah you cant really treat ANYTHING with prayer, let alone schizophrenia.
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>>683511685
I said I wasn't against all medicine dumb cuck . But depression medicine is one of the biggest frauds in medicine just like chemotherapy oh yeah let's pay 30k$ on chemo and fill like a zombie and might still die.
Take a cannabis extract oil for 120 a pop and fucking kill cancer and live happy got dammit you're all fucking retards
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>>683512334
you can't NOT stand by REALITY dude
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OP is a lying piece of shit and a toxic person
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>>683512369
yeah they have used THC to help deal with cancer but uhh no it doesn't actually do that you fucking tard we have studies that show THC is ineffective against most types of cancer

its like you are dumb on purpose and don't understand anything so you just make shit up

You are gonna die angry and confused and I'm gonna laugh
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>>683512369
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>>683512434
says the person who kills dogs to get off.
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>>683512565
you are both retards
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>>683512434
Tell me something I don't know.
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>>683512429
Therefore my good friend;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8qcccZy03s
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I'm 19, a sophomore in college and depression has ruined the past 3 years of my life. In the past, it has caused me to isolate myself, ruining any friendships, or chance of relationships, that I had or could have had. This past semester, I've really tried to change, started going to therapy, started being more social, being more willing to interact with people, but I still feel empty. I have made wonderful friends, specifically, I have made friends with this one girl that I am completely in love with. The only thing is, she is in a good relationship with someone, and talks about how much she loves him often. I feel like there is no hope for me ever being in a relationship. I feel like I am wholly unlovable. In the past month I have started cutting my upper thigh to try and cope with it, but it doesn't really help. Thinking about how it I am going to be a Junior in college in a week and I still have never been in a relationship makes me want to kill myself. I can't bear to think about how no one can or will ever care for me like that.
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>>683512242
Who the fuck is talking about schizophrenia medicine ? I said anti depressants. schizophrenia is inherited by family once you have it you're pretty much fucked medicine or prayers won't help your brother anymore you're better off popping one into his brain and by popping one I mean blow his fucking head off he will better off
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>>683512434
*Can you prove that your statements are true?*
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>>683512710
shut up m8 at least you die a happy fucker if you take that cannabis stuff, you'll still die anyway
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>>683503388
s-sp-sp-spit it out junior
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>>683512609
I told you to stop using ad hominems, right?

You really don't know how to argue over the internet at all
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>>683503388
why did my dad's friend rape me when I was 10
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>>683512830
....schizophrenia is just as inheritable as depression, IE, it is a complex set of factors that are somewhat genetic and somewhat not

There is plenty of evidence depression is somewhat inheritable to, indicating some genes raise the chance of it, much like cancer.

You have no fucking clue what you are talking about
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>>683513040
because his dick got hard
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>>683512993
>calls someone toxic
>accuses others of using ad hominems

hahahahahhahah
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>>683512434
But you aren't OP?
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>>683503388
are you really a shrink?
why are you doing this?
why do you want to help us?
why do you care?
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>>683512369
I want to believe in cbd and other cannabis derived therapies, but until I see any conclusive, well funded, organized and repeatable trials conducted and not just Icke level conspiracy shit and anecdotal evidence, I'm calling bullshit.
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>>683512609
*That only proves that OP said something about her in that thread.*
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>>683512840
Wait a second, are you the anon who I was planning with to have children but world was too cruel?
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>>683513141
O that makes sense
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>>683513168
why don't you just email her? She posted her email

>>683513325
no its ikarous confirming that what she said is true
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>>683503388
How can I go to a psychologist to cure my social anxiety if I can't talk to the receptionist without choking, let alone express myself to the psychologist?
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>>683513463
*I'm afraid not.*
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>>683513498
yeah i always miss her being in australia
i just quickly typed my questions without going over the thread
:(
if she is genuine she'd be one of the very few people i respect as most shrinks are just in it for the money
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>>683512609

are stray dogs roaming in her country?
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>>683513830
[email protected] to email her
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>>683513596
pretend you're deaf and write what you want to say on a piece of paper. kek.
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>>683512738
Since i care about this thread here comes my advice.

First things first, let go of that friend don't be selfish, this won't go anywhere trust me I've been on the same situation

Secound, cutting yourself will lead to nothing but shame when you get older since once again I've experienced it myself.

The sense of emptyness is normal welcome to the adult world

What you have to do from now is socialize with different group of people, I know you like the girl but at this point the relationship became toxic, stay out of her way for a couple months and fight your way towards a new girl. Just don't fuck up this time and try to get the new one while she's still single.
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>>683513799
Damn, I hope that /b/ro is doing well.
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>>683503388
why the f-f-f-f-f-f-fuck d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do y-y-y-y-y--y-y-y-y--y-you tt-t-t-t-t--t---ype with a fucking s--s-s-s-s-s-s-s--ss--s-ss--tutter, faggo-t-t?
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>>683513289
30,000$ for a chemo session
120$ for a cannabis oil tube

Yeah the government is going to fund cannabis study against cancer
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>>683513916
thanks anon
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>>683513842
stray dogs are roaming pretty much all countries dude be poor for a day
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I will have to start therapy at a mental institution in a few days, because I have social anxiety. I haven't left my house in a year.
I am so scared. I thought of ending it all, because everything is so overwhelming, but what other ways are there to calm me down?
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>>683513970
k-k-kk-k-k-kek
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>>683514087
you are a retard; you realize most chemotherapy drugs aren't actually that expensive right? Just front line treatments. Most others are pennies, especially if they are two gen ago

source: I had fucking ball cancer
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>>683514124
I knew that i just thought that they have a dog catcher and put them in a dog pound mostly US.
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>>683514419
as many as they can catch
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Alice is gone, abandon thread. I wish I could catch her early enough so she could answer a question I have
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>>683514529
Just email her here >>683513916
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>>683514529
ask her on email you tard
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>>683514605
OK, thanks!
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>>683514276
That's how much it cost for a full chemo session . If you pay less it's because you don't have stage 4 cancer and don't need intense treatment .

If you beat cancer good for you my brother beat chest cancer and he took shit load of cannabis oil
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>>683514719
woah you mean that more intense cancers need more intense front line drugs?

your brother didn't beat cancer with cannabis oil alone dude otherwise he'd be on the fucking news because there is zero evidence cannabis oil can cure cancer; THC is a tumor suppressant, not a tumor killer.

gg though
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Reaching to bump limit and we leave
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>>683512713
People with yellow eyes can see in the dark

>>683512840
Absolutely
http://alicelied.blogspot.com/

>>683513147
This is about them not about me

>>683513150
Yup
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>>683515052
wait so they have to follow the rules you arbitrarily stated but you dont?

are you a religious leader or something?
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>>683515052
that blog isn't evidence it is just assertions tard
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>>683512738
depressionbro here. it's slowly getting better for me but it takes time. same as you dipped into depression, coming out of it is inevitable in the long run. heres my observation based on your post: words you use commonly when describing your situation:

>ruined
>ever being in relationship
>wholly unlovable
>never
>on one will ever

Firstly, if you think a woman will change your life, you're right but it's never a good thing. most of the time they take up your time dont really fix the root cause. you become responsible for 2 people's happiness. If you're not happy before you meet someone, youre basically just going to screw their life and yours if you get together with them. clean your own house first.

Secondly, stop putting chicks on a pedestal. This is the single worst thing you can do in your dating life. realise that everyone is as retarded and insecure as the next person and they need you just as much as you need them.

Stop cutting yourself you fucking idiot. youre going to have to explain those scars to your goddamn kids one day. If you really want to know whats "wrong with you", ask people around you honest questions and ask for honest answers. ask them "do i seem happy? What do you think my interests are? etc." This way you can identify the way you appear and try to alter the way you come across to people, if thats what you want to happen.

Be honest, always (unless youre doing illegal shit). Depression is an avoidance mechanism in our brains to protect our ego from truths we can't yet recognise. we practice deception every day of our lives and this quickly becomes habit, even to the point where we become good at lying to ourselves. practice speaking honestly, even when its embarrassing. people value honesty above anything else and you will train your mind to view things objectively. just take it slow, dude. dont fucking cut yourself like some 14 year old goth chick. cleanse your life of childish things like figurines and posters etc.
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>>683515192
This conversation is about her only

And no
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>>683515052
Anecdotal evidence is unacceptable as actual evidence. Talking shit and using strawman after strawman just makes you look worse.
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>>683515052
That blog is a known smear campaign made by a faggot who got pissy he couldn't cyber with alice
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>>683513970
Totally thought it was an animaniacs joke
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>>683515368
so again why does she have to follow rules you don't?
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>>683515272
Guess you need to go back to grade school and study reading comprehension

>>683515380
There's a testimonial page of you're so unsure

>>683515440
He a has a gf and never needed to cyber Alice
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>>683514923
No shit and they rip you a new whole when you get the bill . Cannabis is not on the news because in the eyes of people cannabis is a hard gateway drug.
I've been smoking for over 13 years and not once have touched any hard drugs .
Alcohol kills more people and its legal

Alcohol overdose this year : 2,000 deaths a year
Cannabis overdose: 0 they call weed overdose feeling high

And you're right we caught his cancer early and beat the fuck out of it and only did minimal chemo
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>>683515368
It's really pathetic that you come in thread after thread trying to use a poorly done smear campaign.
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>>683515052
*Wait, i thought this Alice was a different person from Alice2, are they really the same person?*
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>>683515612
Because this conversation is about her only. Instead of defending herself and her character she uses ad hominems to attack me which get her nowhere in the end
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>>683515638
the testimonials is full of people actually saying good things about her though
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>>683503388

Why are all girls who were abused into rape porn and fetishes?
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Okay bedtime Goodnight <3

>>683515817
Well someone has to do it

>>683515898
They are the same. Alice1 was a lot nicer and genuinely cared about anonymous. Alice2 just want to boost her ego
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>>683515771
SO YOU DID CHEMO AND IT WORKED

YET CHEMO DOESN'T WORK

again I've got TWO NUTS saying chemo works buster. You are a tard
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>>683515900
again you attacked her and she didnt post back attacking you so what the fuck are you talking about
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>>683515638
I'm not unsure. I know exactly how I feel about someone being as utterly and depressingly pathetic as you, trying to use slanderous materials to prove your (non-existent) points.

I don't believe people who desecrate carcasses to get their rocks off. Fucking nasty.
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>>683516135
>>683516135
>They are the same. Alice1 was a lot nicer and genuinely cared about anonymous. Alice2 just want to boost her ego

i knew both and that couldnt be farther from the truth
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i like seeing gore and rekt threands i enjoy see other get kill.
what is wrong whit me?
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>>683516135
*How quickly the tide turns, this changes everything.*
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We need to end this crap. I'm going to help too but i need to go now see you all anons in next thread
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>>683516556
it changes everything that someone who was known to attack Alice made a blog that has almost all information gotten exclusively from Alice's enemies?

kay
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>>683516264
>desecrate carcasses to get their rocks off. Fucking nast

the person she send the pictures to were traumatized beyond repair. good times were had
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>>683504448
Remember that you're going to die and nothing matters !
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>>683516556
Also, most of the testimonials seem to be....supporting...her...

http://alicelied.blogspot.com/p/testimonials.html
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>>683504452
Try to swallow it whole
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>>683503388
Is it unhealthy to force a thought process from your mind?

Sometimes an image of something I've done or been through pulses in to my minds eye.

I force it away.
Like a flash headache.
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>>683516629
Sauce?
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>>683516729
oh man you're so edgy im getting papercuts
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