Waifu claiming thread.
Finally awake!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: dem finals tho
Shinoa claimed
Dio-sama...
Heyy pretty smug queen thanks for the bread!
Claiming Best Ass Waifuuu
Hope my niggas are doing great!
>>683503094
no more homu thread...??
>
>>683503094
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Megumin claimed~
>lurk mode activated
>>683503094
how are your finals going?? having any trouble with them??
>>683503330
>>683503214
You can claim there before I delete if it makes you happy.
>>683502865
Ohhh that sucks, when I lived in NC for like a few months it snowed and it like froze up! So silly, I have to wait a couple hourse to get it though what is Sterllaris?
>>683502990
Ohhh you play melee too? My friends play Melee all the time!
Rikka claimed!
claim i lost the last one was going to make my own but ill never be that cool :(
>>>683502518
ok then you'll be dessert
>>683503533
Stellaris is a strategy game on pc~
Nepnep claimed!
Now the rest of you niggers cant claim the perfect waifu.
sachi claim
Akiko claimed
>>683502865
I wish winter didn't stop. I hate summer. There's insects and water shortage and it's always hot everywhere. During the winter at least you know it's cold out and hot inside. Summer also makes fucking pollen go rampant. Only good thing about summer is the fruits it brings
>>683503089
Gotta love science. This guy is so good because he explains it in a very simple and easy-to-understand way so a lot of peope can pick up what he says
>>683502990
Chillin, killin, procrastinating, investigating
You name it
>>683503829
>noticed but selectively ignored
>>683503299
Ayyeee you're welcome and dubs confirms best ass!
>>683503420
>blaze it
I stayed up till 2am and head to class at 6. A nigga best get them good grades man. At the moment, I'm feeling pretty anxious. How are you my purple haired best bro?
>>683503816
Hmm?
>>683504263
playing hard to get huh?
that's the best tasting meat
Claimed
How is everyone?
>>683504200
you never get enough (yous)
here
>>683503094
What's up queen smug?
does >>683504263 classify as smug? I'm thinking of making it my default claiming pic because I feel it's really pretty
>>683504468
>
reminder ~
don't forget to use a new IP or cellphone to get more at the same address and price ~
>>683504148
but shes so.....tiny
>>683504299
im a lot better now...was feeling a little down 'till someone cheered me up!!
i never want to do college lol, im kinda glad emt is minmal schooling...
>>683503906
Hmmm I dont play to many of those I think I played Empire at war one time
>>683504673
>>683503533
Yeah!! Its a great game when you're just messing around!
Although tonight im getting crush...One of my friend keep spamming Fox and I can't counter him...crap lell
>>683504263
killin thoses fags?
Investigating in canned peach?
>>683504299
YEAHH YOU'RE RIGHT!
Thanks Shino bro haven't notice!
What's up?
QOTT: Whats waifu opinion on this.
>>683500761
>>683504148
Welcome Judy-chan
>>683504200
>checked
Dubs for Sachi. Hey there
>>683504511
>checked
Welcome back Ellen
>>683504743
Heya Kyouko
>>683504899
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>>683504969
Nah, I can't afford going ham now, I need to be careful not to make any expenses
>>683505211
absolutely why....
>Best snowwoman
>Mizore claimed
>>683504263
>>683504468
Reminds me of yuno and hotaru
>>683504511
Feel refreshed from a nap. You ellen?
>>683504673
Took a nice nap. Feels good. Not really but I require smug when smugs are needed. That's a super cute, friend. How are you peaches?
>>683504743
Noticed. Sup?
>>683504870
Right? But dude. Seriously though. Be careful when taking A&P 1. Harder than you think it is
>>683504899
Oh myyyyy nico
>>683504969
Woke up from a nap after the first day of finals. No school tomorrow but gotta meet up with the bros for psychology studies. You ms. New booty?
>>683505211
Why.
>>683504148
Yeah, good thing I claimed Dio before anyone else
>>683505211
I honestly couldn't care less
>>683505211
cuckhold its the unfortunate side of beautiful femdom
>>683505555
Dio please
check em
>>683505258
I'll do the licking you just stay sweet
>>683504969
How do they spam Fox? Like spam lasers? Or just keep picking him?
>>683503533
>when I live in NC it snowed and it froze up
First off NC B O Y Z
Second off its actually pretty rare for NC to get THAT shitty weather it got last winter kek
>>683504969
>one of my friends keep spamming Fox
>can't counter him
Step 1 - git gud :^)
Step 2 - pick Marth
Step 3 - pick FD
Step 4 - ???
Step 5 - PROFIT
>>683505555
Checked.
>>683505506
Heyo Shinoa, doing good, you?
>>683505258
Aki, how goes it?
>>683505211
>>683504585
thank (You)
>>683505258
hey
>>683505211
no
>>683504290
>rattle
>>683505555
checled
>>683505506
>A&P 1
what's that?
>>683504877
I don't either, but I love the one few strategy games I play~
I heard Empire at War is pretty hard
>>683505773
NC here
>>683505734
>lasercamping with Fox
You're lucky he isn't picking Falco
>>683505987
AYY
>>683505987
oi i was here first
Claiming Yuuki. How's everyone doing?
>>683505555
>>683505647
>>683505794
>>683505838
I didn't even realise that I had quads, I suppose I'm just too used to getting gets.
>>683505697
You should realy take example on someone as great as me.
>>683506268
Should probably include a picture
>>683505475
Heya Mizore
Welcome back
>>683505506
Peaches are good. In fact I'm eating some right now. Can't have a better night than peaches and /waifu/, right?
>>683505555
>checked
Fucking hell Dio
>>683505731
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>>683505794
Procrastinating as fuck
business as usual
>>683505987
Hello centorea-san
>>683506242
>>683506326
i can be a faggot well enough on my. i dont need,lessons
thanks though
>>683506382
>>683505475
Hi
>>683505555
Nice as always, dio Sama
>>683505794
Feels good from nap my dude. Fucking finals week also ;_;
>>683505847
Anatomy and physiology class 1. Text book is defiantly required.
>>683505930
Ever played through total war series?
>>683506268
Good. Nice claimed lol
>>683506382
Best combo brah. And fuck you for making me craving peaches now lol
Has anyone seen Anomaly lately?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6maVVFs0As
WAIFU
>>683506576
What are you talking about? I never doubted your abilities at being a faggot.
>>683505987
Horses are not great
>>683505773
Well old NC BOYZ we Cali Boyz for life
>>683505930
It was hard as fuck. Have you played RCT2?
>>683506140
Falco isnt that bad after you get around the lasers hes just super quick!
>>683506887
your memory is long as your dick. take one step and poof, thought gone..
nevermind dio. go back to mirror fapping ya big gay
Sonico is Mai waifu
>>683505838
>>683506793
>10000% scared
that music video....
>>683506722
I haven't, I played Europa Universalis 4 tho
>>683507044
I haven't~ I did watch a friend play it, he was a jerk while building his park kek
Headache...need...pills
>>683505838
>Rattle
>>683507459
Why not just masturbate?
It erects me greatly when Spike talks down to me. Degrade me more, the degenerate loli lover.
>>683507580
Nice 4chan filename faggot
clearly you must be the real Dio
>>683506722
>finals week
not finals week for me yet but when it is I'll want to kill myself more than ever ;-;
>>683507044
Naaaah
A smart Falco will take complete advantage of his ability to lasercamp if someone can't get around lasers
Keep in mind that Falco's lasers autocancel in a short hop so he can lasercamp WAY better than Fox because his lasers deal "knockback"
>>683507698
forgot to add that this is MUGI anon
>>683507325
Video was produced by the video director of Akira or something like that, did you see that movie?
>>683507513
Because its a sin, I dont disobey the highest code of rurus
>>683507698
So much this, finals are here.
Boi
Theyre bad
>>683505258
Okk! Why are you trying to save?
>>683505506
Awww I do love me some nap right after the first day of finals!
Nothing much. Im just playing Smash Melee with my buddies hahaha!
>>683505734
Keep picking him and spamming laser just to be annoying...fuck loll
Do you know if any characters can counter him?
>>683507698
So many people do.
Buy a 4chan pass and shitpost faster than everyone else. WOW, you can be a faggot just like the bunny spammer.
>>683507881
i haven't! i've heard it's really good from everyone, i need to watch it
>so many things to watch and play!!
Yall faggots without a gold account.
>>683506606
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>>683506722
Don't fight it, just give in
Only good things can happen
>>683508030
Oh you didn't hear? Faggot train conductor gave me a 75 bucks fine which left me with 30 bucks for 2 weeks food and that's without any other kind of expenses
>>683506793
I love that song and video, the person who worked on it also worked on Akira.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZwJK4NyguM
>>683508030
you have buddies can you send me some?
>>683507666
It feels very satisfying to get devil trips while calling Spike a faggot
>>683507391
Everyone is a jerk playing RCT haha I use to make little prisons
>>683507698
Yeah I know this mang hahaha I play like 70% of the time whenever I am with my friends and they play Fox and Falco I play falcon
>>683508030
Falco, Marth, Dr. Mario
>>683508293
>>683508479
My buddy made his drinks free but he charged the entrances to the toilet for 5$
>>683508293
Whatt really?!
Damnn why did he gave you a fine? Such a fag.
>>683508329
Hmmm what are you gonna do with them?
I can send you the guy who plays fox..I hate this guy for now on!
>>683508479
Thanks Rikka for the help!
I'll do my best!
>>683508780
Could these be the ultimate cock lust eyes I've heard so much about?
>>683508967
wait until you see your mom's eyes
>>683508479
>>683508030
Pick Falco and you can go to any stage
Pick Marth and go to FD
Pick Jigglypuff, go to Dreamland, and camp him out with bair
Doc is good but still unfortunately too bad to counter Fox
I know a lot about Melee lol
>>683508859
Wow what a dick! lol I always felt bad charging for the bathroom
>>683508899
No problem mate! Do your best! Play DK
>>683507391
Never heard of it til now bro
>>683507459
What below said
>>683507513
>>683507698
You'll make it through mang. I already did once
>>683508030
Smash melee? Aw fuck I haven't played a smash game since I was maybe 10!
>>683508293
>tfw it's not pineapples. It's peaches ;)
>>683508967
I love the heart eyes. Good shit dude
>>683508239
Its old but really good with a great variety of scenes, tons of weird sci-fi and a creative yet accurate vision of the future! If you liked gits you will probably like this too and its only 1 movie.
>unless you like manga because it expands the story
>>683508967
kek
The thing is that people with a Liberal mindset will pull shit like that.
They try to hide the truth because the truth hurts or it isn't convienient for them
Example
Teenage males pay more for car insurance.
I won't get into the details of why, buy they do.
They get into more crashes, so they have to pay more.
It's simple.
It's not sexist.
Because it's the truth.
Obviously not ALL teenage men get into crashes.
But a larger amount do.
If you're a safe, teenage, male driver who doesn't get into a crash you need to pay more.
It kinda sucks, but it's fair.
100% logical
BUT
If let's say in a hypothetical world, women get into more crashes.
They would need to pay more for insurance.
This isn't convienient for them.
They'll call it "sexist" but it's not.
Same as above, it's 100% true, logical, and justified.
The difference is that, in short, women like to bitch and complain in order to get their way.
You don't hear people calling the extra insurance cost for teenage men "sexist".
Not because it is.
Because it most certainly is not.
The reason you don't hear it called "sexist" is beacuse it doesn't affect the people who bitch and complain (in this case, women)
SIDE NOTE
It's not always women.
It can also be stupid people.
And Liberals.
You get the idea.
Fuck Louisville.
Ayyy, I went out and made me one
>>683508780
Oh damn that's hypnotic
>>683508899
>checked dub dubs
Pretty much because he was a biased oldfag
My subscription for the train had expired the day before and I didn't notice, He had to sell me a more expensive ticket on the train. Now the thing is, Belgium has this database where they keep track of how many offenses everyone has and they do work with tolerance. This was my first ever offense. So normally unless he chose to I should've gotten a written warning in the mail but that old faggot set me up for a 75 bucks fine. Oldfa was very deliberately being a fag
>>683509266
>checked
Why would you ever choose peasant faggot pineapple over the glorious masterfruit that is the peach?
>>683509548
just like you
>>683509546
Atago, your waifu is great but for Dio's sake I realy don't know why you're talking about liberals, sexism and insurances right now.
>>683509210
I know right!? It made him filthy rich tho ahah
>>683509266
It's really complicated.. You should check it out if you're interested in grand strategy~
>>683509548
>pic
Ayyy
>>683509546
Become president.
>>683509546
It's funny because last time I checked in Belgium where you drive stick or you're a faggot, women tend to crash more than men
>>683509683
kek
That gif gets me every time I see it
>>683509970
>mfw yours has explosion overlay
im gonna go to bed now goodnight /waifu/
>>683507506
>tired rattle
>>683509548
>>683509970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4bYpBmEkdA
>>683510152
goodnight
If you guys are talking about melee you should get fucking good because your ideals about how characters and stages go together is the most low level thinking ive ever heard of and I think you should just not talk about it because of how disgraceful it is.
>>683509200
Yeah I can tell and the dubs can confirm it!
Thanks for the help!!
Ive just played Marth in FD and won!!!
Thanks to you guys~
>>683509210
I can't play DK for shit loll
But thanks I won agaisnt him!!
>>683509266
Yeah its really an old game but its always funny with a group of people!
Good old days tho~
>>683509548
What really?
Old ass bitch...can't believe it that's expensive $75 for an "offense"...Ohh myy I would have lost my shit
>>683510136
I have one without the explosion overlay~
>>683510152
Good night
>Rattle
>Shizuru
>>683510136
same that's why I saved it
whats the point of these threads?
>>683510335
oops ignore that im a bit of a newfag ment that for someone else
>>683510354
agreed mugi a scrub
>>683509548
Because pineapple enzymes eats you if prolonged in your mouth
>>683509970
Awww yeah ill look up game plays at it. Love strategy games
>>683510152
Night sachi!
>>683510375
Fuck you're making me nostalgic now.
>no Nintendo console to play ;_;
>>683510335
Sleep tight Spideygirl.
>>683509273
see
>>683508304
>>683509812
First response, best response.
>>683509992
They dig deep into the internet history of the people that run for president.
We all know how that would end for any of us.
>>683510136
That's because women can't drive.
But (teenage) men get in more crashes because they drive more.
It's the teenage drivers I'm referring to.
>>683510610
i messed up was tryin to say night to an anon im sticking around :)
Your wifus are inferior to mine band owner faggits
>>683510472
[Halfway hiding intensifies]
>>683510479
General circle jerking for lonely or bored people.
Claim a 2D wife and join in after some time lurking.
>>683510734
How are you doing atago?
>>683510152
RIP sachi
night
>>683510166
>checked and kek'd
Ok, I will. For her!
>>683510375
Me too but I didn't know that at the time. I thought he was being a total bro and letting me off the hook because I obviously wasnt doing this on purpose, who doesn't get the date wrong every now and then? I later found out because I had to go pay the ticket at the office and there they said he fucked me over and the total was 88 bucks.
>>683510563
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That's NOT a good reason to choose faggot pineapple. peaches don't ask anything in return. Their enjoyment is completely yours
Peaches are love
pineapples are assholes
>>683510479
There's none, we discuss random shit and show of pictures of our waifu
>>683510512
>>683510354
Lmao ok
Marth beats Fox on FD and Fox/Puff on Dreamland is Puff's best shot lmao
>>683510701
Oh for some reason I didn't understand that was you... Howdy! Did you listen to this album?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUaAsJCuyqE
>>683510375
DK is so easy to use though just through them off!
>>683509970
Its a good business plan but like my morals are above money!!
>>683510874
>>683510996
Fox Marth on FD is more even than anything you degenerate scum and yes fox vs puff on dreamland is her best shot but its still in fox's favor
>>683510899
I'm doing rather well.
I didn't have to deal with very many stupid people today.
I hate it when people aren't willing to listen.
It's the thing that bothers me the most about people.
I need to stop ranting
>thinking stage counterpicks don't matter in Smash
>>683511267
NO NEVER USE DK DK IS BAD
If you want to play a game where DK is good play smash 4
>>683511508
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/nani-soreeee/
>>683510741
It's good to see some love for best girl after all the Miia's we've had in here
>>683510734
I don't know if teenagers drive more than women here. I don't have statistics but I'd dare say women tend to learn how to drive before most guys
>>683511500
>>683510563
Hehe~
I love to be nostalgic! Makes me feel good
>Rip shino bro haha! GameCube was the best
>>683510975
Ahhhh shit... I hope this wont happen again..
Im sure you'll pass the week fine! Stay strong Akiko!!
>>683510996
It all work out and I won!
Thats what really matter and its thanks to you and Rikka! I don't give a damn about if its low level thinking... loll
>>683511267
I just feel way too heavy when playing him
>>683511544
If you are too empty mined to notice the fact that DK is not a serious character to him and hes not shit at the game than you should just go choke on ur dads cummies.
>>683511267
It's better than make people pay for a ride that'll kill them~
>>683510563
Hope you'll like it~ Maybe we could play online!
>>683511544
dk isn't even good in 4 hes like mid tier
>>683511521
That's good to hear. One day you'll live the dream and be able to go full neet and not have to worry about it.
Never stop ranting, you're fun to listen to.
What bothers me most about people is when they lie to themselves.
>>683510816
Hey you're back
>>683510975
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So peaches are like the drake of fruits? Sweet, soft, caring and used to call you on your cellphone
>>683511027
Get on your level?
>>683511500
Gotta get that lurk crop m8
>>683511846
I had a n64 and barely remembered anything with it. But when I do remember, it's good fun memories and Oh my. That buttocks
>>683511929
Gotta git gud first
is the centaur still here? if she is just letting you know i could totally kick your ass just sayin
>>683511693
I'm talking about teenage males and teenage females.
Teenage males get into more crashes because they do stupid shit to impress the QT 3.14 in the passenger seat of their mother's car.
Which ends with two dead kids and a fucked up car.
>>683511508
No shit dumbfuck I never said fox/puff on dreamland = automatic win for puff. do you think I'm autistic?
fox/Marth on FD is in Marths favor until top/high level play or unless you can di
>>683512154
Don't worry about it, I'm shit at this game too
>Megumin
It aint a smug party till Rory gets claimed
>>683512154
sheeiit! I forgot to say it. Thanks for catching it, fag.
>>683512222
>quads
>>683511253
Just using whatever images I have currently.
Nope, haven't heard that one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJD-im_4xNI
I'll now take my leave, I've gotten some pretty good gets today.
>>683512222
Speaking of wich
>Checked
>>683512133
>Never stop ranting
Wilco.
>>683511933
Good in comparison to literally every other game except for pm because not going to lie I don't know/care about pm
>>683511876
no u
claimed
>>683511846
2 fucking weeks
That was my money for 2 weeks so now I gotta keep myself fed without making any other expenses whatsoever on 30 bucks
>>683512154
If Drake and Gaben had a baby it would be a peach
>>683512222
>checked
N I C E
I
C
E
>>683512222
I'll check these quads now
>>683512398
Of course gross cunt Rory herself apears as I decide to leave.
>>683512417
What do you think of my "little" rant?
Agree?
Disagree?
Suggestions?
>>683512278
Yes I think you're autistic and have downsyndrome bud.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>683512511
pm is dead anyways
>>683512524
Which one? OC?
>>683512580
Love you too Dio
>>683512209
I think it was a one time post
>>683512222
Check
>>683512377
How many hours?
>>683512398
I'm already here m8. Now it's double trouble
>>683512402
What brings you to the thread my dude?
>>683512527
Perfect
Sanya claimed and all is right with the world.
>>683512580
But Dio. Rory is so pretty!
super late aizawa claim
>>683512693
5 hours so far
>>683512645
RIP pm
>>683511544
I play DK for the fun of it and the memes, Greenranger is awesome.
>>683511846
I feel heavy playing Gannon
>>683511929
I wanna get off megumin's wild ride!
>Rikka
>>683512668
yes
>>683512734
fucking kek
I was not prepared for this
>Akiko
>>683512883
Hello there how is your night today?
Gunna tell me anything about yourself?
>yuuko
>>683512832
This ride has no breaks!
>Megumin the killer
>>683512693
I just love posting my loli waifu, nothing else. And I meant to say fam and not fag, but fag came out because I must be thinking about it subconsciously.
>>683512832
I like to fuck around with DK
Greenranger is a godly DK player completely agree with you there
>>683512718
Ill fucking skullfuck you have your dog then set your shitty hut in Zimbabwe on fire bud. Ill fucking rape your dead body and stab you right in the eye and take a bite out of it and say, AND I QUOTE "I fucking hate niggers but I love eyeballs. KKK goon squad activate.
new bread?
>>683512582
Sure, I agree.
>>683512774
>0 minutes
>>683513032
It's 4chan I don't get offended bro. Yoy should post more often. Might get liked like trips guy. He's a bro
>shinoa bro
>>683513212
Sounds fun dude
Not going to lie
>>683513329
Fair enough
>We don't have to be enemies ingame~
>>683512432
You should, its really good! Only heard five hours from Deorro before, this is bretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYhazrEYYW0
>Homura
>>683513019
good so far
I just logged in to play some tf2
