Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: dem finals tho
Heyy pretty smug queen thanks for the bread!
Claiming Best Ass Waifuuu
Hope my niggas are doing great!
how are your finals going?? having any trouble with them??
You can claim there before I delete if it makes you happy.
Ohhh that sucks, when I lived in NC for like a few months it snowed and it like froze up! So silly, I have to wait a couple hourse to get it though what is Sterllaris?
Ohhh you play melee too? My friends play Melee all the time!
claim i lost the last one was going to make my own but ill never be that cool :(
Now the rest of you niggers cant claim the perfect waifu.
I wish winter didn't stop. I hate summer. There's insects and water shortage and it's always hot everywhere. During the winter at least you know it's cold out and hot inside. Summer also makes fucking pollen go rampant. Only good thing about summer is the fruits it brings
Gotta love science. This guy is so good because he explains it in a very simple and easy-to-understand way so a lot of peope can pick up what he says
Chillin, killin, procrastinating, investigating
You name it
>noticed but selectively ignored
Ayyeee you're welcome and dubs confirms best ass!
I stayed up till 2am and head to class at 6. A nigga best get them good grades man. At the moment, I'm feeling pretty anxious. How are you my purple haired best bro?
playing hard to get huh?
that's the best tasting meat
How is everyone?
you never get enough (yous)
What's up queen smug?
does >>683504263 classify as smug? I'm thinking of making it my default claiming pic because I feel it's really pretty
don't forget to use a new IP or cellphone to get more at the same address and price ~
but shes so.....tiny
im a lot better now...was feeling a little down 'till someone cheered me up!!
i never want to do college lol, im kinda glad emt is minmal schooling...
Hmmm I dont play to many of those I think I played Empire at war one time
Yeah!! Its a great game when you're just messing around!
Although tonight im getting crush...One of my friend keep spamming Fox and I can't counter him...crap lell
killin thoses fags?
Investigating in canned peach?
YEAHH YOU'RE RIGHT!
Thanks Shino bro haven't notice!
Dubs for Sachi. Hey there
Welcome back Ellen
Nah, I can't afford going ham now, I need to be careful not to make any expenses
Reminds me of yuno and hotaru
Feel refreshed from a nap. You ellen?
Took a nice nap. Feels good. Not really but I require smug when smugs are needed. That's a super cute, friend. How are you peaches?
Right? But dude. Seriously though. Be careful when taking A&P 1. Harder than you think it is
Oh myyyyy nico
Woke up from a nap after the first day of finals. No school tomorrow but gotta meet up with the bros for psychology studies. You ms. New booty?
Yeah, good thing I claimed Dio before anyone else
I honestly couldn't care less
cuckhold its the unfortunate side of beautiful femdom
I'll do the licking you just stay sweet
How do they spam Fox? Like spam lasers? Or just keep picking him?
>when I live in NC it snowed and it froze up
First off NC B O Y Z
Second off its actually pretty rare for NC to get THAT shitty weather it got last winter kek
>one of my friends keep spamming Fox
>can't counter him
Step 1 - git gud :^)
Step 2 - pick Marth
Step 3 - pick FD
Step 4 - ???
Step 5 - PROFIT
Heyo Shinoa, doing good, you?
Aki, how goes it?
I don't either, but I love the one few strategy games I play~
I heard Empire at War is pretty hard
>lasercamping with Fox
You're lucky he isn't picking Falco
I didn't even realise that I had quads, I suppose I'm just too used to getting gets.
You should realy take example on someone as great as me.
Peaches are good. In fact I'm eating some right now. Can't have a better night than peaches and /waifu/, right?
Fucking hell Dio
Procrastinating as fuck
business as usual
i can be a faggot well enough on my. i dont need,lessons
Nice as always, dio Sama
Feels good from nap my dude. Fucking finals week also ;_;
Anatomy and physiology class 1. Text book is defiantly required.
Ever played through total war series?
Good. Nice claimed lol
Best combo brah. And fuck you for making me craving peaches now lol
Has anyone seen Anomaly lately?
What are you talking about? I never doubted your abilities at being a faggot.
Horses are not great
Well old NC BOYZ we Cali Boyz for life
It was hard as fuck. Have you played RCT2?
Falco isnt that bad after you get around the lasers hes just super quick!
that music video....
I haven't, I played Europa Universalis 4 tho
I haven't~ I did watch a friend play it, he was a jerk while building his park kek
Why not just masturbate?
It erects me greatly when Spike talks down to me. Degrade me more, the degenerate loli lover.
Nice 4chan filename faggot
clearly you must be the real Dio
not finals week for me yet but when it is I'll want to kill myself more than ever ;-;
A smart Falco will take complete advantage of his ability to lasercamp if someone can't get around lasers
Keep in mind that Falco's lasers autocancel in a short hop so he can lasercamp WAY better than Fox because his lasers deal "knockback"
Video was produced by the video director of Akira or something like that, did you see that movie?
Because its a sin, I dont disobey the highest code of rurus
So much this, finals are here.
Okk! Why are you trying to save?
Awww I do love me some nap right after the first day of finals!
Nothing much. Im just playing Smash Melee with my buddies hahaha!
Keep picking him and spamming laser just to be annoying...fuck loll
Do you know if any characters can counter him?
Buy a 4chan pass and shitpost faster than everyone else. WOW, you can be a faggot just like the bunny spammer.
i haven't! i've heard it's really good from everyone, i need to watch it
>so many things to watch and play!!
Don't fight it, just give in
Only good things can happen
Oh you didn't hear? Faggot train conductor gave me a 75 bucks fine which left me with 30 bucks for 2 weeks food and that's without any other kind of expenses
I love that song and video, the person who worked on it also worked on Akira.
It feels very satisfying to get devil trips while calling Spike a faggot
Everyone is a jerk playing RCT haha I use to make little prisons
Yeah I know this mang hahaha I play like 70% of the time whenever I am with my friends and they play Fox and Falco I play falcon
Falco, Marth, Dr. Mario
My buddy made his drinks free but he charged the entrances to the toilet for 5$
Damnn why did he gave you a fine? Such a fag.
Hmmm what are you gonna do with them?
I can send you the guy who plays fox..I hate this guy for now on!
Thanks Rikka for the help!
I'll do my best!
Could these be the ultimate cock lust eyes I've heard so much about?
Pick Falco and you can go to any stage
Pick Marth and go to FD
Pick Jigglypuff, go to Dreamland, and camp him out with bair
Doc is good but still unfortunately too bad to counter Fox
I know a lot about Melee lol
Wow what a dick! lol I always felt bad charging for the bathroom
No problem mate! Do your best! Play DK
Never heard of it til now bro
What below said
You'll make it through mang. I already did once
Smash melee? Aw fuck I haven't played a smash game since I was maybe 10!
>tfw it's not pineapples. It's peaches ;)
I love the heart eyes. Good shit dude
Its old but really good with a great variety of scenes, tons of weird sci-fi and a creative yet accurate vision of the future! If you liked gits you will probably like this too and its only 1 movie.
>unless you like manga because it expands the story
The thing is that people with a Liberal mindset will pull shit like that.
They try to hide the truth because the truth hurts or it isn't convienient for them
Teenage males pay more for car insurance.
I won't get into the details of why, buy they do.
They get into more crashes, so they have to pay more.
It's not sexist.
Because it's the truth.
Obviously not ALL teenage men get into crashes.
But a larger amount do.
If you're a safe, teenage, male driver who doesn't get into a crash you need to pay more.
It kinda sucks, but it's fair.
If let's say in a hypothetical world, women get into more crashes.
They would need to pay more for insurance.
This isn't convienient for them.
They'll call it "sexist" but it's not.
Same as above, it's 100% true, logical, and justified.
The difference is that, in short, women like to bitch and complain in order to get their way.
You don't hear people calling the extra insurance cost for teenage men "sexist".
Not because it is.
Because it most certainly is not.
The reason you don't hear it called "sexist" is beacuse it doesn't affect the people who bitch and complain (in this case, women)
It's not always women.
It can also be stupid people.
You get the idea.
Ayyy, I went out and made me one
Oh damn that's hypnotic
>checked dub dubs
Pretty much because he was a biased oldfag
My subscription for the train had expired the day before and I didn't notice, He had to sell me a more expensive ticket on the train. Now the thing is, Belgium has this database where they keep track of how many offenses everyone has and they do work with tolerance. This was my first ever offense. So normally unless he chose to I should've gotten a written warning in the mail but that old faggot set me up for a 75 bucks fine. Oldfa was very deliberately being a fag
Why would you ever choose peasant faggot pineapple over the glorious masterfruit that is the peach?
Atago, your waifu is great but for Dio's sake I realy don't know why you're talking about liberals, sexism and insurances right now.
I know right!? It made him filthy rich tho ahah
It's really complicated.. You should check it out if you're interested in grand strategy~
It's funny because last time I checked in Belgium where you drive stick or you're a faggot, women tend to crash more than men
That gif gets me every time I see it
>mfw yours has explosion overlay
im gonna go to bed now goodnight /waifu/
If you guys are talking about melee you should get fucking good because your ideals about how characters and stages go together is the most low level thinking ive ever heard of and I think you should just not talk about it because of how disgraceful it is.
Yeah I can tell and the dubs can confirm it!
Thanks for the help!!
Ive just played Marth in FD and won!!!
Thanks to you guys~
I can't play DK for shit loll
But thanks I won agaisnt him!!
Yeah its really an old game but its always funny with a group of people!
Good old days tho~
Old ass bitch...can't believe it that's expensive $75 for an "offense"...Ohh myy I would have lost my shit
I have one without the explosion overlay~
Because pineapple enzymes eats you if prolonged in your mouth
Awww yeah ill look up game plays at it. Love strategy games
Fuck you're making me nostalgic now.
>no Nintendo console to play ;_;
First response, best response.
They dig deep into the internet history of the people that run for president.
We all know how that would end for any of us.
That's because women can't drive.
But (teenage) men get in more crashes because they drive more.
It's the teenage drivers I'm referring to.
i messed up was tryin to say night to an anon im sticking around :)
Your wifus are inferior to mine band owner faggits
General circle jerking for lonely or bored people.
Claim a 2D wife and join in after some time lurking.
How are you doing atago?
>checked and kek'd
Ok, I will. For her!
Me too but I didn't know that at the time. I thought he was being a total bro and letting me off the hook because I obviously wasnt doing this on purpose, who doesn't get the date wrong every now and then? I later found out because I had to go pay the ticket at the office and there they said he fucked me over and the total was 88 bucks.
That's NOT a good reason to choose faggot pineapple. peaches don't ask anything in return. Their enjoyment is completely yours
Peaches are love
pineapples are assholes
There's none, we discuss random shit and show of pictures of our waifu
Marth beats Fox on FD and Fox/Puff on Dreamland is Puff's best shot lmao
Oh for some reason I didn't understand that was you... Howdy! Did you listen to this album?
DK is so easy to use though just through them off!
Its a good business plan but like my morals are above money!!
Fox Marth on FD is more even than anything you degenerate scum and yes fox vs puff on dreamland is her best shot but its still in fox's favor
I'm doing rather well.
I didn't have to deal with very many stupid people today.
I hate it when people aren't willing to listen.
It's the thing that bothers me the most about people.
I need to stop ranting
>thinking stage counterpicks don't matter in Smash
NO NEVER USE DK DK IS BAD
If you want to play a game where DK is good play smash 4
It's good to see some love for best girl after all the Miia's we've had in here
I don't know if teenagers drive more than women here. I don't have statistics but I'd dare say women tend to learn how to drive before most guys
I love to be nostalgic! Makes me feel good
>Rip shino bro haha! GameCube was the best
Ahhhh shit... I hope this wont happen again..
Im sure you'll pass the week fine! Stay strong Akiko!!
It all work out and I won!
Thats what really matter and its thanks to you and Rikka! I don't give a damn about if its low level thinking... loll
I just feel way too heavy when playing him
If you are too empty mined to notice the fact that DK is not a serious character to him and hes not shit at the game than you should just go choke on ur dads cummies.
It's better than make people pay for a ride that'll kill them~
Hope you'll like it~ Maybe we could play online!
That's good to hear. One day you'll live the dream and be able to go full neet and not have to worry about it.
Never stop ranting, you're fun to listen to.
What bothers me most about people is when they lie to themselves.
Hey you're back
So peaches are like the drake of fruits? Sweet, soft, caring and used to call you on your cellphone
Get on your level?
Gotta get that lurk crop m8
I had a n64 and barely remembered anything with it. But when I do remember, it's good fun memories and Oh my. That buttocks
Gotta git gud first
is the centaur still here? if she is just letting you know i could totally kick your ass just sayin
I'm talking about teenage males and teenage females.
Teenage males get into more crashes because they do stupid shit to impress the QT 3.14 in the passenger seat of their mother's car.
Which ends with two dead kids and a fucked up car.
No shit dumbfuck I never said fox/puff on dreamland = automatic win for puff. do you think I'm autistic?
fox/Marth on FD is in Marths favor until top/high level play or unless you can di
Just using whatever images I have currently.
Nope, haven't heard that one.
I'll now take my leave, I've gotten some pretty good gets today.
Speaking of wich
Good in comparison to literally every other game except for pm because not going to lie I don't know/care about pm
2 fucking weeks
That was my money for 2 weeks so now I gotta keep myself fed without making any other expenses whatsoever on 30 bucks
If Drake and Gaben had a baby it would be a peach
N I C E
Of course gross cunt Rory herself apears as I decide to leave.
What do you think of my "little" rant?
Yes I think you're autistic and have downsyndrome bud.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I think it was a one time post
How many hours?
I'm already here m8. Now it's double trouble
What brings you to the thread my dude?
Sanya claimed and all is right with the world.
Ill fucking skullfuck you have your dog then set your shitty hut in Zimbabwe on fire bud. Ill fucking rape your dead body and stab you right in the eye and take a bite out of it and say, AND I QUOTE "I fucking hate niggers but I love eyeballs. KKK goon squad activate.