Sex confessions?
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Sex confessions?
I feel like it was a missed opportunity for you not to have said "Sexfessions"
>>683502589
i am afraid on physical intimacy and im self-conscious about my small penis
I tried fucking an older cousin when I was younger.
>>683502589
>Posts sex confession thread
>Doesn't post sex confession
Total fucking faggot
I'm the only one of my girlfriends to have never had sex and I'm too embarrassed to tell them about it so one time I made up a story about it like I was in some sort of early 2000s made-for-tv special about how adults think teenagers are
>>683502589
I'm a virgin, oh wait. You already know.
>>683503318
this
>>683504573
/thread
>>683502589
I fap to other girls I know when I'm in a relationship
>>683502589
I came in my friends 16 year old neighbor felt good but i dont think the risk was worth it
>>683502589
>be me playing in the park
>ask girl to come to a bush
>I ask to see her bum
>she says yeah but I got to show her my pee pee
>we 69
>she gets paranoid about someone catching us
>she runs off
>she was like 8 and I was 30
>>683502589
She never made me cum and i faked expressions to make her feel better about how bad of a job she was doing
>>683504958
well at what age
>>683504127
u failedm8
>>683505032
surprised I didn't see that coming, kek'd
>>683505092
I don't think it was just her dude, you can probably only cum to porn like half the users here
>>683505246
i was 20 but in my state that's like 10 years min
Got my dick sucked by a boy (twice)
>>683502589
I'm finally convincing my gf to have anal sex.
She doesn't know this is only the first part of my evil plan.
I tell lies about having sex, in fact I'm ashamed of my 14cm dick
I punched a funhouse mirror in its stupid face and haven't had sex in seven years.
>>683505680
>ashamed of average size dick
I occasionally grab ass and nuts of my cousins, they don't mind
>>683505680
Mine is 15 cm and im not ashamed
>>683505253
I did.
>>683503627
A lot of people are just ignore the feeling and if she succ than win
>>683502589
I cheat on my girlfriend literally every day
I never fuck her pussy, only her ass and her mouth. I'll always tease her pussy with my dick just to get her squirming, but I'll deny her every time. I laugh my ass off seeing how frustrated she gets.
She's totally devoted to me, and has no idea I'm fucking other chicks who are hotter than her. I don't let her masturbate so she's literally never had an orgasm for....at least 6 months at this point
I will never get it
>>683502589
My Grandpa walked in on me having sex with my dog when i was 12
>>683507377
That's a pretty funny fan fic,
I love the part where you have a girlfriend
>>683507377
cool i remember i played second life once too. Great game.
Enjoy sex more when it's cammed but wish bf was more attractive
>>683507377
>>683504908
so does everyone
>>683507671
what's he a fan of though?
>>683507702
there is enough gay sex on the internet already please stop it
>>683502589
I was the king of high school until i got caught banging my gf at the time calling her mommy and her calling me son.
An entire year of "mother fucker" jokes ensued until i moved away for uni.
>>683504908
>thinks this is something to be ashamed of
>clearly a cuck
>>683507838
Having a girl friend
>>683502589
I fucked a hooker for a hundred bucks.
Called her back and got a forty dollar blowjob.
Last night she texts asking for anything I have.
>mfw when I declined a BJ for ten bucks.
>>683507377
how do you find the time to browse 4chan? or are you typing on your phone while you cheat on her right now
>>683508035
to be fair if she was that desperate you should probably be worried, you should get tested regardless
19 in a month and never had it.
>>683505550
What's the rest?
Also my confession is I'm bisexual...kinda. I enjoy making married men suck my dick. Twinks fems and traps don't do shit for me
>>683508308
That was exactly why I declined. She asked if I was available for a "date" and after telling her I literally only had ten bucks in my pocket until Tuesday, she was adamant on giving a blowjob for it. I asked if she could call any of her other regulars and she said they were all busy (convenient) and then asked about not getting any calls on her ad on backpages to which she said she hasn't gotten any calls lately. She's not a hideous beast, and one of the only white girls in my area who post on backpages so I figured she would get a lot more calls due to her being such a rare case. I've only fucked her with a condom (I'm not dumb) but yeah I'm getting tested regardless. I just wanted to cross it off my bucket list.
Married, have 4 kids
Cheat with other women and sometimes men
when i was 5 i wanted a little brother so i layed down on my mom when she was sleeping and pressed my flaccid penis against her butt
>>683508938
Were you ever molestered as a kid?
>>683502589
I left the woman I bought a house with for a 20 years younger aspergers selfharmer whom I have as of yet only met online. Initially we had some cam sex and sent some pics to eachother, but that has stopped long ago. Now she only uses me to unload all her angst and problems and super dark views on life. I haven't had sex for over a year.
I'm 30 and haven't had sex since 2007
>>683502589
I had to break up with girl back in my 20's because i found out she was a jew, nowadays I think I was one of the stupidest creatures alive
The sexpart?
Finding out she was jewish intakilled my boner midway during sex, to this day this tortures me every waking moment of my life.
>have banging hot girlfriend
>she blew me
>shit was so cash
Ive cum on a chicks motorcycle, i work in parking. Also, i found panties in a car, mastered myself. Asian chicks leave shoes and clothes, master myself there too. Gym clothes off a big tittied chink who smells good, those were the days.
>>683509539
pics or didn't happen
>>683507671
I really love the diversity in that pic. Very inclusive. But it could use more nonbinary types IMHO
>>683509400
Also I still pay mortgages on the house were my ex is currently fucking a younger dude.
>>683502589
>Go to grandmas house
>let's camp outside
>me and cousin pitch tents
>laying in tent together
>bored
>closest house is over 150 yards away
>cousin asks if I want to play nicki nicki nine doors over
>I ask what it is
>says we get naked and we ring door bell of nextdoor neighbour and run away
>okay
>get naked
>he just stares at me
>he goes inside
>never speak of it again
>>683504908
I used to make my ex blow me with a blanket over her head while i looked at her best friend and imagined it was her... damn, i'm a pos...
>drinking one night
>polish off a 13 ounce
>need sex
>contact random girl who confessed she liked me
>ask her where she lives
>show up
>get even more drunk
>fuck
>get home at 7am
>work at 9
>too drunk to even go to work
>never message her again
Some of my favorite sex memories come from orgies in hotel rooms.
When im with my wife, I imagine im sum guy off of craigslist, and my wife is cucking an imaginary me sitting in a dark corners. I have her jack me off as she sucks my nips. She knows this much but what i dont tell her is sometimes I imagine Im her uncle that raped her as a kid(she would hate me), and that im imagining im getting seconds while i record her(not really recording, imaginary).
>first year of college
>girl showing signs she likes me
>start sleeping in her bed
>fingering her one night
>tells me she's a virgin
>just make out
>sleep in her bed for a week
>girlfriend never found out.
>>683510072
Thanks i try anon : )
>go to local fair
>get in fight with gf
>fuck off
>find girl who used to have a crush on me
>make out
>go back to my place
>fuck till 7am
>sleep for an hour
>drive her home
>never talk to her again
>gf never finds out
>>683504573
>this
>>683510679
Oh fucking shit sorry anon i shall never question you again, you're just like Tim you delivered.
#istandbytim
>walking in hall and girl says she remembers me from elevator when I was drunk
>called her hot
>I apologize
>she says she liked it
>realize she has a boyfriend
>one day get her phone number
>meet her in her dorm
>talking about her relationship problems
>I start ticking her waist
>we fuck
>never talk again
I'm a sex addict.
>>683502589
one time i didnt give a fuck
fukt ur mum
>>683509318
nah i just didnt know wtf i was doing
pretty much thought time to sex u mom
>>683509827
lolwut
>>683507377
im gonna kill u irl if i ever see u
nigga
I use to fuck my girlfriend any chance I got while I was a guest at her moms house on weekends, she lived an hour away so I would sleep over. Have many stories,
> early morning, bring my ps2
> both of her little brothers are super into the game (u just lost)
>im sitting right behind them on a couch and my gf gives me blowjob
loved those days
>>683510278
Dude. This but I imagine I'm her dad. He's this fucking monster of a dude and she's his goddamn golden child. I'm older than her she only does older guys. Tear that shit up. Actually made her call me by his name once.
Ok I think I've cracked the code on posting in this thread. I tell a regular story of some boring sex and top it off with "never spoke to her again" to come across as the kind of cool player I think it takes to make you love me, heavily implying the not talking again part was my choice?
>>683510818
who the fuck is tim
I think about sex, alot. Like all the girls that i think are hot will show up in my fantasies. I cant stop thinking about sex, the thoughts are do intrusive but i have a really high libido. Even after i finish in the next 30 mins im ready to go again. But when im in public i see the women who stare at me or touch me or smile when i make eye contact with them they shy away and i know i could easily win them over if i talk to them. Only thing is, iv been dating my current gf for over 7 years lol.
>>683509400
This is a good movie plot
>>683511317
>not knowing tim
>>683508035
OH DAMN NIGGA UR GAY
na jk ur just broke
>>683511440
How does it feel to still be in puberty?
>>683511450
Yeah, I guess you could see it that way. I've collected quite a few of those during my life. I'd rather see it in a movie than in my own life though.
>>683509671
Fuck you foxkin
Im 23
I have a 2.5 inch penis. ;-;
>>683508035
what did she look like?
must have been decent for 100$, unless you are one paper bag lookin motherfucker
Okay I'm 13 and well I really want some old perv to groom me and take advantage of me. I'm you're into that add me on SC - wh1t3r
Inb4 mods
>>683509602
>mastered myself
man you must really be one with your chi to have mastered yourself, or you're too insecure to say masturbate like its not totally okay to jerk off on random girls belongings, theres nothing wrong with you
>??? faggot
>>683502589
I'm sexually aroused by peeing. What the fuck.
>>683504127
>tried
Fuck.
>>683509705
W O W
O
W
when do we burn it down?
>>683509827
>nicki nicki nine doors over
you posting from a fuckin walkie talkie nigga?
I make jokes about me being a virgin with my online friends even though I have had sex during the time I have known them.
I haven't told my irl friends about my gf so they also believe I'm a virgin.
I just can't do it lads.
>>683512424
Sex?
>>683505032
I laughed hard
>>683503318
>confessions
>con
>sex
except none of the same letters/sounds are shared so you are just retarded.
>>683512951
the fuk???
why
>>683513044
Male :(
>>683511295
anon you're putting too much thought into this shit. Just go with it man.
>>683512523
nothing wrong with a harmless pee fetish
>>683513135
How about cumfessions?
>>683513205
I'm into it. Females don't know how to keep their mouths shut afterwards.
>>683511440
you watch too much porn anon.
Or let me put in another way: stop watching porn for 6 months and you won't be thinking about sex 24/7
>girlfriends is crazy into bdsm and being dominated
>I'm a faggot and not into any of that shit
>do it anyways because I like her
>shits pretty emotionally compromising
>>683513420
Fucking add me now then daddy.
>>683513156
I just don't know man. I don't like people looking into my life.
For 2 years I managed to hide it and after we broke up I just continued. Everytime I think about talking about it I just feel weird.
>>683513205
HELLO PUNISHER
>>683510210
Who are you, Charles Bukowski?
>>683513513
Don't have snapchat. Will prolly download after work.
>>683513538
meh. no big deal. noone online needs to know your sex life or anything about your real life.
thats how u get murdered, nigga.
I fucked my cousin
>we're both dudes
Kik me for more deets
abhishekawarrier
>>683513538
That means he's done certain things close enough to, if not, murder.
>>683513694
I've got kik too, it's the same wh1t3r
>>683511505
fuck you faggot
>>683509483
Negro you have a conscience. That's a good thing, faggot
>>683502589
I have to think about my sisters at least once in order to cun
>>683513877
I've never been into that stuff. Will download SC.
>>683509483
was she hot thoug
>>683513432
Probably right
>>683504573
i love you
My aunt sucked my dick in the bathroom. Told her i had finally got pubes, she always dared me to show them, making fun of me. She brought it up in a party, everyone was laughing so i said Ill go show her, she said Id chicken out, we go, im about to chicken out, she pulls down my pants. She laughed at how small my dick was, this made me hard for some reason. She grabs it and goes to town. We never spoke about it since.
>>683502589
My first time was great. I lasted 45 minutes. Don't know why I was nervous.
My current girl likes to be pissed on and she likes to be used sexually while she's sleeping. I fucked her ass when she was passed out drunk a few times.
When I was in college I shacked up with a women in her mid 40's and we lived as an incestuous mother and son.
There is more. Lots more
My dick curves to the left because I have a fucked up circumcision. Have to live with it forever.
>>683505032
Topkek anon
>be hanging out with a friend from the hood, cool guy
>tell him i havent had sex in 5 years during a conversation
>wtf bro
>bro offers me a chick
>tells me she'll rip my head off
>sure, cool
>get her from his place, all the lights are out
>39yo big black woman looks me up and down and asks if i can handle it
>get her some red bulls
>buy a hotel room and lay on the bed with her
>shes amazed i jerk off without lotion
>pussy actually fresh and pink, not like i thought itd be
>slam her for an hour
>though i perform, i can finish without jerkin
>stare at a tattoo that says "howlin's bitch" in half-despair as i fuck her raw
>sweat everywhere, running down my back
>i eat her out and she almost breaks my nose against her pubic bone, jaw sore til 3 days after
>have a brief pregnancy scare though she tells me her tubes are tied
>no drippy dick or warts, it's been 3 months since this happened
>... yep i did that
>lessons learned, like wearing a rubber
and i'm more open to bbws lol
>>683515469
>"hows your life going?"
>"A little to the left but im alright"
>Just finished makin the nasty to this girl
>Clean up each other
>Lean down and whisper something romantic in her ear
>Sprang Break Forever
>She left
>Haven't seen her since
I'm slightly annoyed how fertile my wife is because it means less sexy time.
>>683503318
/thread
I raped my best friends wife.
>>683507377
plot twit:she is fucking other men.
>>683513472
>>I'm a faggot
yeah...you definitely narrowed it down alright
I once rubbed my cock all over my half sisters mums arse and pussy but got caught just sliding it in by her partner and that's why I stopped going round my sisters
>>683510233
I want this.
But I also don't believe it
>>683507962
lost
>>683508757
what area you in anon ?
I still fucking my ex while I'm with a new girlfriend
>>683507377
> Convince wife to go to swingers club
> Decide I want to see her get fucked by another guy
> Eventually she decides on a guy
> She says she wants to do it privately...while I sit in the bar area
> Sit there like 30 minutes, guy comes back out and says she was awesome and would like to do it again
> I go back kiss her sloppily knowing she has had cock in her mouth
> Then I eat her pussy, knowing she has been fucked
> Finally fuck her, pussy so wet it's like wet ice on wet ice
> Cum buckets
> Long drive home, she is so riled up she sucks my dick while driving
> Then fucks me again when we get home
>>683515296
That sounds amazing. I like older women. Mid thirties to 40's
>>683504127
I tried fucking a younger cousin when I was younger.
>>683516987
Dangerous road friend. Ex girlfriends always go crazy
Me and my cousin use to do stuff in junior high, like my dick touched her pussy but we didn't know what we were doing. We never talked about it since its been 10 years and I'm so glad I never went through with it because she is so disgusting.
I have 700 wives, and I'm cheating on all of them with 300 concubines.
It's a bitch keeping up.
Lost my virginity to my step sister.
My life is pretty boring here in the suburbs
I've had sex with both men and women , I read a lot of yaoi and yuri doujinshi and have a vore fetish . Fuck
Me and my gf have been together almost 4 years and we still have sex daily sometimes every other day
I always have sex bareback and cum inside. Can't really enjoy it elsewise; have tried it with condom and shit but can't ever get into it.
Honestly I get off on the idea of having a bunch of bastard kids.
>>683502589>>683502589
>Be me
>Be a wanted fugitive (Fedora man wanted or smuggling anime across the border, holding his neighbor's waifu hostage)
>She develops stockholm syndrome and wants to fuck
>Hear police at door
>Set up my defenses
>Set up my battle suit
>Police bust down door
>There is an army of dragon dildos hanging from the ceiling
>They fight through them one by one, one officer is down
>They get to my mother's basement door
>Knocks it down
>I reveal myself to them
>I am wearing a g string (Backwards of course)
>Covered in oil, extra oil on my balls
>I scream like a feral human "Your move Mister Police man
>Those officers were never the same.
>>683505919
Remember retard average doesnt mean big or small, average is the most common size
>>683519272
Who are you trying to convince buddy?
>>683509899
Whose name did you use during?
I fingered a girl in the backseat of her mom's car for about 20 minutes while her mom drove me back to my house. Safe to say that was a good ass night for me
>>683503318
First post Best post
>>683507377
After I dumped my gf of 3 years I found out a coworker of mine who is about to turn 40 was really into me... we got drunk one night and fucked until 5am... now its 2 months later and we are in a relationship... im half her age but shes so fucking hot... and she had her tubes tied after the second kid so i can go bareback and creampie her. Best sex of my life fam.
Passenger in the back of ex bestfriends car, he's driving me back to my house after a night of chillin, his gf jerks me off while he's driving and telling fucknigga stories. Still dont feel bad about it...
>>683505032
How do you 69 with someone 1/3 or 1/4 your size?
i let my cousin fuck my wife, and I watch and jerk off, then fuck her after, love wtaching him cum on his cock,
>>683507377
check em
Also, if true, then I have some news for you:
Women do shit too. If you have the free time to cheat on her every day then guess what she's doing while you're gone...
>>683508441
Just lose mine last year. I'm 19 now
Basically lost my virginity when I was like 9.
>be me
>have "girlfriend" in the same grade
(quotes because we didn't really know what a girlfriend/boyfriend even was)
>hang out in treehouse my older brother built
>basically a huge wooden crate way up in a tree
>no windows, etc. so adults can't see inside
>in there with "girlfriend"
>"hey, want to see something weird"
>pull out old penthouse mag brother stole from cousin and hid in treehouse
>"ew gross"
>asks if my weewee looks like that
>ask if she wants to see
>but of course monseiur
continue?
When i was 6 i had a black neighbor, that was like 14, he made me suck his dick and he pissed in my mouth. Nobody knows. I kinda joke about it sometimes. But then wave it off as a joke. Nobody prods.
My wife's sister has cleaned my cock off with her mouth immediately after I fucked my wife.
>>683502589
I met a shemale on craigslist one night. She got in my car and I drove to a park and sucked her off. Her cock curved really far to the right, it was my first time licking one. I was really tight in there but I climbed on top of her anyways she was grabbing my hips and bouncing me up and down. I came handsfree when she was still fucking my ass and still think about that somtimes...
The next night we had plans to meet up at a motel. I was waiting about 20 minutes and she came in with these tall, kneehigh spiky boots. She had a hard time getting her panties off and I was rubbing her through them. She had a big wet spot on top of the bulge, I never knew you could have that much precum.
I was sucking it until she was ready for me and took off all her clothes, turned me over and lubed up her dick. I think she was really eager to bust a nut inside me because it was a little bit rough. She was getting close and pounding very hard, she pulled out and laid on the bed and told me to hop on, so I did of course.
She quickly locked her arms around me, driving in and out, thrust upside me and came with a yell. We just stayed there for a while until i could feel the cum leaking a little. In the morning she woke me up with another hardon up my ass. We had a shower and left.
Never talked to her again or done anything like it, i'm married now.
I got blue balls when I was 16. TWICE. WITHIN A WEEK. First time was on my goddamn birthday too.
Will greentext if requested.
>>683512424
Nice try, FBI.
>>683513044
No thank you.
>>683502589
Didn't lose my virginity until I was 18, after highschool...went to a strip club with my best friend and two female friends. Me and one of the female friends made out and shit in the past at parties and what not....she is also engaged to a marine who was off playing soldier.
After strip club, she takes other female friend home and I'm at my best friends house...she gives me a lapdance, we fuck different positions and shit, god damn she had an amazing body...couldn't cum after over an hour of fucking...take off condom, she sucks my dick for literally 30 mins...still couldn't cum...call it quits.
Good times...
>>683513350
Checks out.
>>683516237
Well, that escalated quickly.
Care to elaborate?
>>683502589
I was doing some odd jobs and heard some guy at a dodgy hotel outta town needed some work done.
He sent me to find him a sexbot called "fisto" lon story short, I got jumped by some old women then fucked their bodies, then I tried out Fisto
>>683502589
i've never cum from sex
spoiler: my last gf dumped me because of it
>>683519012
>There is an army of dragon dildos hanging from the ceiling
>They fight through them one by one, one officer is down
top kek
Hey, this is pretty good. Could use some help.
>>683521790
Omg no way! A teenage girl blue balled you!? Story please!
>>683521180
Uh, wut?
How do you get away with that being a "joke"?
>>683521084
Go ahead good sir
>>683523359
Wut
>>683523784
How do you cum?
>>683522377
DUBS BISH
>>683524464
deathgrip on my junk that i wasn't aware of until after i dated this chick. now i'm a lot gentler with it and i don't jerk off as much
>>683523359
Nice New Vegas reference. Love that game. Also love FO4
>>683524645
>>683524645
So if you quit jerking it you could cum from sex?
>>683524338
Have you never played Fallout: New Vegas?
>I usually masturbate of the time my fiance got molested
>I dated a 9yo girl when i was 19, you'd be amazed at how mature some kids are. And yeah, we did have sex when we were together.
>>683524256
>take out my little willy
>actually have a kid stiffy at this point
>"you can touch it if you want"
>she hems and haws a bit but eventually rubs it a little
>"your turn"
>again she hems and haws but eventually takes off her pants and underwear
>shows me her junk, I kinda get close to check it out in more detail
>interdasting.jpg
>so now what?
>"I think we're supposed to do what they do in the magazine"
>figure out from the magazine that penis goes inside vagina
>might as well try it
ct'd
>>683508035
Nice m8
My boyfriend and I had been having sex for about two months, when one night he fucked me so hard I bled for two days and he had to take me to the hospital because we thought he tore some scar tissue or something. The night he took me was when I finally said yes to becoming his gf. Been about 15 months together now.
>>683525222
>>683525222
trips of truth
>>683524863
maybe. i haven't had sex since i dated her. i don't imagine that'll change for the next year or so
>>683509899
Did she know you were doing this?
Really want to bang my friends gf. Sniffed her socks and fapped a bunch, she kept leaving them by my pillow and wearing them the next day for a while. It was weirdly cool.
>>683525192
So.. You're a pedophile?
I forgot this is 4chan and I might be one too
>>683525192
sick son of a bitch
feeling horny one night and no one around so I went down to the barn. only animal big enough was a llama. she tasted great, and was super tight. stood still the whole time. now whenever no one is around that's the first thing I do.
>>683507377
I had a girlfriend like that but she got off like mad from it.
>>683525222
>she lays down, I get on top, still hard for us to figure out where it goes
>"I think this is it"
>manage to get it inside
>she says it hurts a little
>it's basically dry so it hurts me a little too
>still keep going
(I'd figured out how to masturbate by rubbing my cock on the bed at age 6 or so so I knew if I kept going it would feel good)
>"what's it feel like?"
>"weird, like when i put my finger in but bigger"
>since we're kids we get bored
>let's try something else
>>683512745
underrated post.
>>683510210
>polish off a 13 ounce
>polish off
>13 ounce
>get even more drunk
>>683502589
When I was 17 I went to a party and saw the hottest 12 year old girl I've seen
Got her drunk, and DAMN her pussy was tight
Best I've ever had
12 year old pussy is the best pussy
Im a fat, poor guy with no gf.
So whenever i want to have sex, instead of paying an expensive hooker i just drive around in my car looking for homeless girls.
Some of them would fuck you for as low as 10 bucks/night or even just some food for her.
Its cheaper and some of them get really commited to it since they are actually thankful to have food and a place to spend the night on.
>>683526168
Whoa. Easssy bud.
>>683525836
>check magazine again
>try doggystyle this time
>feels like she's getting wet... maybe?
>feels pretty good for me
>"when I do this for a while all of a sudden it feels really good"
>she basically says "OK"
>sure enough I cum
(obviously nothing comes out)
>"I think I'm done...?"
>she puts her clothes on and says "that was weird... kind of cool but weird"
>then we go have a snack at her house and play contra on her NES
we basically had sex all that summer. she eventually got into it a little more but we didn't really know what we were doing. obviously we knew it was a big no-no but we enjoyed it and whatnot. now of course I fap to the memory on a regular basis
fucking best treehouse ever
>>683525631
Not really.
I dont get off at the thought of having sex with kids or shit, however at the time i was really stupid and the girl was actually fun to hang out with (like i said, she was very mature for her age, she also knew what we were doing was wrong but she didnt care)
Wouldnt do it again but i wouldnt say i regret it either.
>>683526506
Oh I'm eased out now
Just love remembering shit
Sometimes I imagine I'm desirable enough for my body to be sought after. I imagine that I'm worthy to the point someone wants to strip me of clothes, erase all cultural masks worn, and connect nude body to nude body. I imagine what it's like to feel a naked, smooth body against mine, the racing potter patter of her heart pumping throughout her breast. A couple calluses lining her fingers when she runs her hand down my stomach. I'd like to know what it's like to feel our bodies connect just as our spirits parallel. I want to know what it's like to tighten my grip on bed sheets as I thrust into her like a wave crashing on the shoreline of an iridescent sea. I want to be loved, /b/. That's my sex confession.
God I'm a fucking loser.
>>683526901
that was kinda beautiful but you are a faggot
>>683526901
yes you are
>>683526901
Jesus Christ
>>683507377
>didnt orgasm in 6 months
you innocent kid
>>683507377
This is horrendous and youre literally the biggest piece of fucking garbage
>>683525222
cont
>>683527236
this
>>683527742
Thrilling isn't it?
46 married, fucking a 58yr old that's married, best pussy I've ever had
>>683528495
You rebel
I'm going to fuck the shit out of a hamplanet Friday night. I've gotten laid once in the past year and it was my cunt ex-wife on Christmas. I'm going to fuck this fat bitch until I come dust. Then jet and never speak to her again.
>>683526901
How old are you anon
Ive sucked off literally all of my close male friends. Im a dude.
>>683529025
Do people know/talk about you or is it a secret with your friends too?
How did you pull that off?
>>683504908
Garbage
>>683507377
garbage
>>683508791
garbage
>>683509400
garbage
>>683509899
garbage
>>683510338
garbage
>>683510530
garbage
>>683510835
girl is garbage, but you kind of are too
cheating is fucking garbage, fuck you guys
>>683529025
my kind of guy
>>683529302
It still happens. Pretty much all of us know about eachother. Other people don't know tho.
I love hearing my wife tell me stories about guys she used to fuck
>>683529322
Oh wait. Let me check.....nope. No morals clause in this thread. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD YOU WORTHLESS MORALFAG. Go suck some tranny's dick.
>>683503627
at least yours isn't deformed
1/10 chance man, I guess I'm lucky.
my older brother raped me for 5 years starting when I was 7. monster never got his ass in jail
>>683525061
I don't play video games
>>683530063
so are you just one of the bros or are you more of a cum dumpster for you horny friends?
>>683502589
> be me
>no gf, go out to bars to hook up with girls constantly
> have a few drinks, things going well
> "so how about we take this to your place, anon?"
> "Sure thing"
> get back to my place, have a few more drinks
> She's having trouble walking at this point
>She's ready
>take her into the bedroom
> "I hope you don't mind, I like to keep the lights off while we do this
> She says sure
>I strip down and get myself ready
>She gets undressed and is waiting for me
> I get on top of her, start to put it in
>the head pops in
>she gasps, then moans as i start to pump
> it starts softly, then minutes later become louder and more lustful
> " Yes, keep going you stallion!"
> begin making horse noises
>she's getting to her limit, her moaning comes to a deafening,pleasure-filled howl.
>NEEEEIIIGH
>pearly white cum pours into her, then out of her as I pull my large member out of her pussy
>she slumps onto the bed, and I fall down next to her.
>she begins to caress my cheek
> what the...?
>turns on the light on the nightstand to see me wearing a horse head mask and a horsecock dildo strapon and cumtube syringe
>WHIIIINNIIIIIIIII!!!
>>683515296
Freud would be proud
>>683530063
Do they ever try to fuck you?
I bet they want to, instead of sucking, you should probably just start doing it and bounce on their cock instead
They'll appreciate it
Let me tell you a story /b/, so this happens with my girlfriend, very pretty girl (8/10). We have a very healthy relationship and we always joke around, we don't take sex seriously.
Anyways, one day we found ourselves having some hot, steamy sex. Felt good, but we had done it quite a lot of times by then. Things were getting a bit stale. It was then that I decided to stir things up a bit. We never talked about our fetishes, but we were pretty confident between us, so I just drop it on her.
>So babe what's your fetish?
> I don't really know, I like anal
No surprise here though, we had already done it plenty of times
>What's yours
She asks back
>Hmm (I start pretending to think of something with a smug face)
So here I planned to just fuck around with her and tell her the most ridiculous or nasty fetish I could think, only to laugh at it and then tell her a real one.
Cont?
>>683502589
After i fapped today i almost got my face pregnant with the left over knuckle babies on my hand.
>>683533236
Don't ask just tell.
>>683502589
the first two times I couldn't get an erection.
After that, the following 4 months were difficult for sex, it was really hard for me to mantain an erection.
Eventually I learned how to deal with it, it just matter of self confidence
my gf at that time really supported me, I was virgin before her
>>683533236
Keep going faggot
>>683533621
i am currently having the same problem, last time we tried i got my dick in a little bit but then it felt like i was hitting a wall, my dick literally bent it didn't feel good at all. Any advice?
>>683502589
> be me being about to end 1 year dry spell
> Super nervous (really like the girl)
> Brutal floppy dick
> keep fighting the good fight
> finally get some wood. not much but some
> cant get in in
>like stuffing a sock into another sock
>finally get it in
>two strokes
>ungodly amounts of ejaculate
> never cummed so much in my life
> would have been proud if not for my sorry performance
>she starts laughing
> want to die
> Lost the battle but not the war
> seen my pecker now so not shy
> try again
> actually have intercourse
> repeat
> repeat
> feel sore
> pull out, see blood!
> wtf is going on? she says its not her
> closer inspection. teared banjo
> she laughs (claims its not at me)
>its at me
> end up dating and that night is immortalized at "the four tries night"
>3 years later, still with her.
> she still laughs about it
>>683533801
the first two times I was really nervous
the following times was because of condoms, every time I put that shit my dick lost its erection
I don't know how could I start handle it, I was really ashamed of the situation and my gf kept supporting me.. so I guess at some point understood she didn't care about that, that she really loved me, and that my situation couldn't be worse so.. I said fuck it why should I be ashamed of this, and I try to add more excitement to previous moments, so I can get full erection before putting the condom.
I mean, Unless you are really really horny, don't go straight to penetration
that way being horny is easy to deal with confidence issues, because you can't think of anything but to penetrate her
I don't know, I hope it works
>>683509483
I'm uncut and took a 19 year old Jewish girl's virginity bareback. (pic not related)
It was fucking glorious.
>16 years ago got drunk and fucked random chick at party
>5/10 on a good day, who cares, i came
>oldfag now, almost 40 went to local party
>met young chick and ended up fucking her
>ran into her the next day, she was with her mom
>mfw her mom is the 5/10 i fucked 16 years ago
>mfw this young chick is 15
>mfw her mom pulls me aside and claims the young girl is my daughter
>what do /b/?
>>683502589
I once had sex with some robots.
Link related. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlQe8IJvZss
>>683534420
man its the same for me, normally she give me head for a bit then i get hard, i think im not getting her wet enough i start to finger her and i lose my wood
>>683533236
Cont'd
>I like scat
A 5 second pause comes in which I hope the fuck she starts laughing and tell me to stop being an idiot, but she just stares back.
>She just keeps staring
>yadungoofed.png
I honestly thought she was gonna tell me I was fucking gross and dump me right there. But I was surprised.
>A-Are you serious anon?
I decide to keep playing along and pretending scat was normal stuff, just for the lulz.
>Yeah, I guess. I wasn't sure on telling you but... yeah
Before I had the chance to tell her I was joking she says
>I... I'm into scat too.
>whatthefuck.jpeg
Cont.
>>683535189
stop your shitty self promotion, faggot.
>>683535028
Take pics and insist she's 18 for us.
>>683502589
i haven't had sex in 2 years
i recently began talking to my half japanese half mexican xgf just ofr the hell of it. she is always available to fuck and doesn't have a bf.she is more than fuckable cute but
i personally dislike her, and my lengthy period of celebicy doesn't bother me at all, but at moments i tempt her with the fact i haven't gotten laid in so long (supposedly she hasn't either) and use my powers of being ultra horny to toy with her, on purpose, knowing full well i will never make that desicion of simply grabbing my car keys and driving to her place and picking her up
>>683535410
Never give up, never surrender. And no, fuck you. Check this out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvyvbdpSTaE
>First time having sex
>Using a condom for the first time
>can't feel shit
>stop about 45 minutes in to pee
>put another one one
>took over 2 hours to cum
>gf (now wife) cums 11 times during
>>683520545
How fucking tall do you think he is
>>683535307
maybe she could fap you while you finger her
or try 69 position, something that turns both of you
or better, learn how to turn you on while fingering her (use your imagination, being horny and stuff is ALL in your head)
>>683535410
Can you say fuck boi? Probably not with all the dick in your mouth.
>>683521487
bumperino for more sex confessions
I've fucked my girlfriend's younger brother and her younger female cousin. I'm 28 and gf is 26.
Let's see. I've...
>Had a girl burst into tears while giving me a blowjob because she was horrible at it and I was just pretending to enjoy it. I dumped her a week later.
>Cheated on my 8/10 with a 9/10 family member.
>Accidentally molested a drunk girl at a party. We had been making out, but I didn't notice she passed out.
>Was walking home drunk from a party and tried to fuck a snowbank.
I'm basically the scum of the earth., no self control.Plenty more stories too.
>>683539918
Who was the family member?
Let my bf play with the girl I babysat.
>>683502589
I only can fuck with my "girl" before and after her period because I can't wear a condom, so she suck my dick the rest of month. Is this bad /b/?
Had sex with my sisters 15 year old friend, I was 12 at the time. Literally came for a 45 sec to 1 min inside of her. It was a gutwrenching month of waiting.
>>683540913
Thats pretty gucci my nigga
>>683540913
why can't you wear a condom ? what about other prevention methods, like diu, pills or the vasectomy ?
>>683539918
>>683540294
I'll go in depth with any of these stories, except the incest. It was a horrible idea, and I'll regret it all my life. It's not worth it at all. I lost friends and it ruined my relationship with that person. I'm still sort of depressed by it, and it happened years ago.
Oje time cheated on my ex, fucked this bitch for a good hour. My ex came over maybe 2 hours later, and fucked the hell outta her as well, never had time to shower.
Another time during maybe a 1 year dry spell, found a fuck buddyl could tell she was getting attached but whatever. Met up with a 46y/o (4/10 on a good day). Sex was ok, but the bitch gave the best head
>>683540913
>he doesn't know about BJ week
I'm being blackmailed by one of my female friends after she made me smell her shoes on multiple occasions
So now she's blackmailing me to do it more
But wat she don't know
>I have a foot fetish
But it still sucks
>>683502589
>get hotel with gf and two m8s
>all pitch in so its cheap
>all 4 of us doing stuff together the whole time, gf wants it bad
>i try to think of opportunities to sneak away, nothing.
>balcony hot tub, all 4 of us chilling and drinking
>suddenly the 2 bros decide to go do something. check out the main pool room or whatever.
>me and gf in public hot tub out in the open broad daylight
>she hops in my lap
>finger her a little
>finger some more
>she very quickly orgasms on my finger but keeps it quiet
fast forward to that night
>simple hotel room, one room 2 beds
>we spoon, pretend to be super tired
>my boner brushes her legs and ass
>she moves super slowly grinding
>massive erection
>shes soaking wet
>dick eventually makes its way into her raw puss
>we're basically motionless, all the lights are on, just watching tv and talking with the dudes in the other bed, drinking beers
>meanwhile her vag is basically sucking my dick all on its own
>feelsgood.jpg
>after 15 or 20 mins she squeezes my hand super hard, pussy starts clenching, juice dripping all over
>i instantly blow a quarter cup deep into her. felt like jizzing 4 times in a row. Longest lasting ejaculation ever.
>we just lay there with our intertwined genitals convulsing on one another, while the rest of our bodies are being perfectly still and maintaining conversation with the guys
>they had no idea what was going on under those sheets
>>683541058
>>683541341
I don't know, we've had tried and everytime my dick goes soft. Without condom isn't any problem. And we're both 19 and she still goes to doctor with her dad, so she can't do birth control.
Its suck sometimes, but she suck very good so is something
>>683502589
I once masterbated while performing oral sex on a male baby simulator.
>>683523784
>Porn-Induced Erectile Dysfunction.
It's real as fuck.
Once I got a gf, I had to kick porn.
>>683542004
tell her to drive to planned parenthood / local clinic and get the depo shot.. shit lasts 3 months her parents will never even know shes on it.
>>683504464
How fat are you?
>>683515296
moar
