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Found this cat on a highway. Looks like it's 6 weeks old,

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Found this cat on a highway.
Looks like it's 6 weeks old, no mother. Trips decided what I do with it, should I kill it, keep it, etc?
If I kill it, I'll just choke it. Nothing too inhumane.
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Fuck you take it to a shelter.
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>>683494844
Shelter would probably kill it anyways
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keep it, you both need love!
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Rolling to raise it in a loving home for its entire life.
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>>683494702
Kill yourself if trips. Allow cat to fend for itself.
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>>683494702
Drench in mustard or ketchup, then nice clean bath, love him forever and name him whatever you drenched him in
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>>683495121
Roll
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>>683495066
>>683495055
Life is sending you a signal faggot, keep it
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>>683494702
>inhuman
>cat
get your shit toghether OP

also keep it. name it Randy
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>>683495121
Trips
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Choke
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Fucking evil, don't kill it! Cats are lovely, name it something black and dark like Shadow
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>>683494702
Veterinarian, Name him Stevie.
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you pet dat kitty forever
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>>683494702
keep it retard
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>>683494945
And so would you.
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love it forever. name it william.
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Shove it up your ass faggot
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>>683495121
rawllin
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Keep
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Keep it, and call it hank.
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Be a mother faggot
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Choke it
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>>683494702
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>>683495444
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>>683495444
winrar
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>>683494702
Fuck it up the ass
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>>683495444
winrar
Keep it OP, cat is your partner now
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keep him
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>>683495444
Trips called it, you gotta do it OP
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>>683495444
OHYES
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>>683495444
WINRAR
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Pet it until it's old and has had a nice loved life with you.
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Keep the cat
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>>683495248
idiot, it's humane, not human.

Also this >>683495121 and name it Hentai
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>>683495444
Nice.
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Keep it bro
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>>683494702
adopt it
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Keep it and name it neko-chan
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Don't fucking kill it.

Give it to an adoption center if you can't take care of it, faggot.
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If you harm it I will buttfuck your soul
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Name it chester and love it for forever
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Hahaha winrar shove it fuckboy
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Keep it.
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I dont like cats theyre lazy and stupid but i wouldnt kill it i would find it a home
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>>683495444
I'm not a furry
but I'll do it. Should it still be alive while I do it or dead?
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Pls kill
Post pics
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Roll

Keep and name him Bot Alfred
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Keep the poor thing
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keep it and post more pics of it u faggot
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>>683494702
>if i kill it

edges vancuckshire eat something or take a nap
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>>683495850
alive
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>>683495914
this
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>>683494702
keep it
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keep it your fucking fruit loop
also
bumping
for
pics
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>>683494702
Roll to keep it and post some cute pictures
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>>683495850
Alive
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>>683494702
swallow it whole
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don't make the cat suffer OP, please
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>>683495850
Dead. Whole thing. Tail last. Keep the tail out of your anus. Basically use the cat as a plug.
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>>683496272
feed with your very own blood
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>>683494702
I know it's bait... But you're still a fucking faggot
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Oshit
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>>683494702
Is it alive? Or are you collecting dead cats?
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keep it
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>>683496272
Stick yourself full of needles and see if the cat cares
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>>683495850
Alive faggot
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>>683496466
rolling for this
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>>683496272
>says nothing to inhumane
>uses needles
Nice job OP you have this whole thing down and totally aren't a faggot
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>>683495444
do it faggot
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>>683496272
It's already dead you piece of shit.
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Nigger, love that cat.
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Shake it vigorous by the neck
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>>683496272
Dont you fucking do it, you fucking ingrate
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love it.
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Op is a fag
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Keep cat and name it opfaggot
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Trips is too extreme bruh, takes too long.

That being said, trips get, put cat in doll outfit, play trap as liud as you can , and chase it around your house/apartment while recording vids.
Post here.
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Where's the dude with the party cp? He needs to get in on this.
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Blaze the catto
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let it go
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Step away from the kitten....
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>>683496592
Not yet
Really not wanting to put it up my asshole nor vagina
Thinking of cutting off all it's limbs
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>>683495579
are you neighbors with korben dallas?
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>>683496272
Oh shit!
Here we go
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>>683496721
Already been rolled. Putting the cat in his ass
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take it to a shelter or give it to someone who will you sperg. stop trying to be an edgy faglord
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Make the cat your master and from now on the cat is the alpha in your house, you are now jsut a low life beta.
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>>683496792
timestamp or gtfo faggot
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Space program
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Take it bk where u found it
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>>683496272
It's always the crazy crackas doing shit like this.. when was the last time you seen a nigga torture a cat?
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>>683496792
confirmed edge lord retarded op
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Chill out alex phelps

Posting as someone who got two cats murdered by the dude, you're an asshole if you kill it atleast let it free or no kill shelter
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Wrap the cat in plastic and mail it to me i will take good care of it
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take care of the kitten faggot stopping being a nigger stupid fuck
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>>683494702
keep it until it dies of old age
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fuck you OP, you piece of shit
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please take good care of the cat
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Give it some milk then put a collar on it with a rolled up twenty and take it back where u found it.
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>>683495121
Rolling for Catchup
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>>683496930
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If you're going to be a faggot about it put it back where you found it and let nature to its course fucking idiot
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take care of the kitten
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bing it to the closest humane society. they'll take it for free, and kittens are highly adoptable.
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>>683494702
Choke yourself
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>>683494702
I get a kick out of the oldfagz encouraging someone to jump off a building but will admonish a newfag for killing a fucking cat.
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New trips lock out rerolls.

You will love the cat, feed it, then commit suicide you colossal faggot.
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Op is a stupid nigger
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give it good life, putting its needs before yours and make sure the cat dies of old age
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>>683496792
OP IS AN EDGY FAGGOT SEEKING ATTENTION. THE CAT ALREADY DIED AND HE WANTS PEOPLE TO THINK HE IS A SAVAGE. PROLLY SOME CHINK THAT LOVES TO EAT CATS OR A SOCIALLY AWKWARD WHITE PERSON. BLACK PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS PERFECT.
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>>683494702
let the kitty go, then kill yourself.
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>>683497519

Rollin'
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>>683497560
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>>683497519
They see me Rollin'
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Kill me, Pete
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>>683497680
Oops forgot to draw in the fish.
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You should keep it, dude. You might actually grow to like it. Like, fuckin' imagine that.
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Bring the cat to a shelter.
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>>683497327
That's fake.. can't you notice the CGI effects?
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>>683495850
Alive, Shove the head up, choke with asshole, show scratches
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Let cat go, post your tits
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>>683497703
they hatin'
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>>683497759
GTFO troll.
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>>683497849
patrollin' and tryna catch me ridin' dirty
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OP, you will be tortured forever after you die if you kill that cat. I will personally rape you with molten steel for all of eternity.
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>>683497849
An I lateing
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>>683497915
How am I a troll?
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First ask your mother to take you to the store to buy cat food then take it to humain shelter
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>>683494702
take care of it
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>>683497519
Rollerini.
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>>683498000
Retard
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>>683498000
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>>683496272

enjoy ur last day as a free man
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>>683497959
Op this I will as well if you fucking kill that kitty I will fucking rip you a new one take it into shelter you don't have any morale you no get kitty
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>>683498000
->>>683497849
->>>683497703
->>>683497519

Done and done. Op is a faggot if he doesn't kill himself.
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the obvious answer is let cat free and do an hero.
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Kill it with your foot
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this thread is niggers and OP is a faggot
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Keep it and take care of it faggot, no need to make it suffer more
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>>683498195
That dont rime
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>>683494702
Here is your (You).
Too obvious bait.
If trips, go die in a fire for being cancer.
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Either you don't want it, or you're just being a twat and you won't hurt it anyway.

If you don't want it take it to a no-kill shelter, kittens are ready for homing at 6 weeks so it should be ok. Don't fuck around with it. Or us.
I've got a black cat myself, he's a mean old beast but he loves me all the same. He's 13 now and I know he won't see many more summers, but it's been a good ride so far and he's enjoyed it as much as I have. Don't deprive this one of the life he could still have.
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Choke
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Keep it. Dont kill it or shove up ass
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>>683498694
I don't know bro. I had a cat that lived to be 19. She was old enough to buy cigarettes.
Your boy could last a while
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Give it to a shelter
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>>683494702
eat it.
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>>683498329
I'm joking faggot
The cat is alive and well
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>>683494702
Keep it and love it.
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You don't even have to take it to a shelter. Just leave it on someone's porch.
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Give it to a shelter.
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>>683498922
rer0ll
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>>683498329
kek, you didnt submit anything... you dont know who he is, his address, or his name... fuck off and learn some shit about reporting people...
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>>683494702
love the everlasting shit out of it
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>>683497750
Kill me pete
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Why would you bring him to your house if you didn't wanted to keep it?

Give it to a shelter.
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>>683498329
Hero fucking love you
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>>683498329
just for dat,u little bitch ass nigger,u can go fuck yourself,not op.
btw expect company.
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>>683499200
Newfag didn't see the bait.
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Give it to a shelter
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>>683499228
he cant do anything, he doesnt have the credentials to file a report...
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Love bro
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I got a black cat, saved it from the streets as well.
If you don't want it, take it outside or to a shelter.
No need to be an edgy cunt.

Pic related, it's my kitter
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>>683498694
>dat ear
Naughty boy was in some fights I see.
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call that hot chick you wanted to hook up with and use it as a conversation starter
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A while ago on /b/, a cat has been abused in a webm.
>/b/ro's found out where cat abuser lives
>call animal protection
>cat's got rescued

Don't be a fucktard and just take care of the kitty. And you should name the cat moot.
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>>683498856
He may yet, he's a tough badass cat. He still kicks the shit out of the dog if he feels like it. But it is what it is, however long he lives I'll know I did the best I could for him. He must appreciate it, he bought me a live mouse to play with at 2 AM last night. It was kinda nice really even if I didn't get back to sleep after for hours.
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>>683499200
1st day here?
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Give it to a shelter.
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>>683499638
Yours brings mice as well
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>>683499638
Black cats are the best. i got a pair of brother kittens who like to fall on their ass for treats. shit they do is youtube gold
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>got nothing to do
>need attention
>have a cat
>Lets post in 4chan pretending that i am though and savage.
Looks like OP is a gigantic faggot
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Give it to someone who is willing to take care of it
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>>683499200
We got a newfriend there
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>>683499542
>he doesn't know the FBI have direct access to 4chan.
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>>683499660
Yeah, he bad. Weighs about 16lbs fat free. Tough old swine. Great big claws.
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>>683500057
Better than putting it in my ass
Done.
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Provide love, food, and shelter. Name him Critter.
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Kill your self in front of the cat as a blood sacrifice so that the cat will live forever and you will be dead

Its a win win for everyone
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>>683499542
its your first day or week here, isnt it faggot?
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>>683499200
U don't know how to backtrace do u
Noob get rekt
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I didn't like cats, but then one followed me to my car one day and hopped in. Now we're best bros.

Just let him live so someone else can enjoy his company.
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Give it to someone who is willing to take care of it.
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>>683500667
so close to satanic trips, nigger
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Give it to someone who is willing to take care of it..
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give him a life so good it will make you think twice about considering harming animals
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Take him to the nearest shelter
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Take to animal shelter
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Missed trips by one 3 times already, how unlucky am i

Give it to someone who is willing to take care of it
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Take care of it
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>>683500184
>2nd cat
I knew your nigger ass was b8
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>>683500869
Worse, this nigger is Satan+1
That's some unholy shit right there even if his post is true

Rare Pepe to drive off evil spirits ooo
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>>683494702
OP is a faggot if he doesn't name the cat, katty mc cat meow.
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Give 2 someone who will take care of her, and provides a living home
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Give it to someone who is willing to take care of it...
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Take her to the animal shelter
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love it
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>>683501162
This one? Fat woolly thing, eats like a pig. Loves cuddles.
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Give it to someone who is willing to take care of it
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>>683501221
Keep it and love it as your own child
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Give 2 animal shelter
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>>683501162
Are you retarded that >>683500184
is not OP.
It is not even the same black cat.
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omg missed trips by one 4 times already

Give it to someone who is willing to take care of it
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>hold by scruff
>spray in face with lynx/axe until it dies on video

if its dubs do it, if singles I go for animal shelter
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Tie rope around neck and hang from the branch of tree
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yall are faggots

id fukin put him in a box and bring that shit to work. bitches love that shit. you got a pussy ticket right there son
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Give it to someone who is willing to take care of it..
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>>683497560
Nice bait homo.
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Give it to someone who is willing to take care of it,
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You're not a real /b/ro if you don't like cats
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>>683494702
keep him and love him forever
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>>683501635
I considered that after posting but the cat's a nigger and ALL niggers look the same
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Give it to someone who is willing to take care of it
m
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>>683494702
Feed it sour cream.
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>>683495749
>>683495444
I don't think it will be soul that fucks him...
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Have this.
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As loud as you can scream nigger while masturbating, all the while look him in the eyes. Once you cum, love it for the rest of its life and be a good owner
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drop it off in the middle of petco
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>>683501635
Big black cat guy here, can confirm. My cat is like 4x the size of OPs.
>Bitches love the bbc
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Give it to a shelter!
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Pls keep him.
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>>683494702
Keep it
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>>683496792

ROMANIA
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>>683498483
typical pet hating nigger
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>>683494702
you gonna answer or what? I'd like to say keep the cat but its just your call

also, timestamp
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burn it
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burn it
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>>683499542

1.the pic is staged and reposted
2. the FBI can subpoena 4Chan (if they don't have access already) for the IP of OP and subpoena his ISP for his address for animal cruelty, etc

It is you who is ill informed, newfriend
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>>683498329

>/mlp/

That says a lot about you anon.
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>>683494702
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humane society
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Give it to someone who will take care of it
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>>683502851
roll
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Burn it faggot
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>>683497750
Kill me, Pete
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love it forever and take care of it, name it harold
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>>683502896

>not seeing this is bait and repost

That says a lot about you, anon
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Burn it bitch
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>>683497750
Kill me pete
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>>683495121
Roll
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>>683502995
i hope u burn faggot
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>>683503002
Diff cat kek
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>>683495444
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>>683503002
:3
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kill it
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>>683503198
OPDELIVRARD
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rolling for it's life!
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>>683503222
srs
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>>683503066
is that trips
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>>683494702
keep the darn ol thing!!!
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>>683496272
good luck dude, i hope they get you before the cat died
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>>683497519
Rell
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Burn it now
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Been following since the third post. I guess op is gone
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>>683503312
Fucking newfag
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>>683503198
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>>683503222
Congratu-fucking-lations, dude.


>If trips: Love & and take care of, never do any harm.
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>>683494702
I wouldn't kill it. Total shitlords kill innocent animals. Go kill a human being. They probably deserve it
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>>683503340
roll
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>>683498329
> inb4 newfags start commenting about the tabs
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>>683494702
If you befriend it, care for it and love it, it will love you back and be a faithful companion throughout your life...pretty good return on investment Fam.
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>>683503298
tripssss
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give it to homeless cat place
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BURN IT OP
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>>683503579
roll
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>>683495269
I'M CALLING PETA! I'M CALLING PETA! I'M CALLING PETA!
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>>683503312
Gtfo
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>>683503579
rolll
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Burn it nigger
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Give it to someone who is willing to take care of it
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>>683503170
Same bbc
>dat ear
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>>683503579
go fuck your zootopia bunny nigger furggot
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Give it to someone who is willing to take care of it.
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>>683503782
youre trying way to hard to be edgy
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Burn it now OP
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>>683494702
Keep it, love it, be loved by it, love life.
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Give it to someone who is willing to take care of it..
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>>683494702
nurse to health for epic pet loyalty
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Find someone who loves cats who would give it a good home.
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>>683503843
Forgot the pic.
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Vape it then burn it
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Give it to someone who is willing to take care of it...
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>>683494702
Keep it and care for it
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>>683503927
you're a twelvie nigger by the looks of it, better get that noose ready faggot.
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