enjoying life thread
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enjoying life thread
drowm in an ocean of semen edition
Also enjoying being gay
>>683493849
drown*
>>683493849
Word
I have so much work to do but I'd prefer to fap and read.
Catboys always lighten the mood.
not true
I dont really enjoy it but I also dont really loath it, it kinda just is.
>>683494343
then don't exaggerate about it constantly Nancy, go play shadow the hedgehog
>>683494343
also snuffles molested a dog so i'm pretty sure that's closer to your side of the court, not mine
What's the dirtiest thing you guys have ever done? Or what's your dirtiest fantasy?
Not another dog molester....
>>683494961
one time i peed in the shower
one time i got sick as fuck in the shower
>>683495041
Too much.
I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.
>>683495028
get over the ptsd soon, pupper!
One time I took a shower.
i want to shower in the presence of another boy
are we not men?
>>683495240
thats a pretty good copy pasta
WE ARE DEVO
we are devo
>>683495277
get outta here
>>683495175
you're too much.
>>683495427
thank you for identifying it as such
>>683495458
FUCK YOU I BEAT YOU HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>683495506
please do not beat me
i'll be good i promise
ARE WE NOT MEN?
>>683495590
No, you've been a bad boy and deserve punishment.
>>683495467
just trying to lighten the load, we all already secretly think you're weird enough
no we are qt boys
girls*
>>683495733
that's not true
>secretly
>>683495458
I sure am a character, I know.
No girls pls
you may be a pretty girl
but i will be a pretty boy.
>>683494569
Is shadow the hedgehog your favorite game or something?
>>683494718
>projecting
food
he was a skater boy she said see you later boy
>>683495950
>>683496012
wanna be pretty together
![1450990539.sovy_1449024876.fasttrack37d_scottauction1[load].png](https://i.imgur.com/PmaIcMe.jpg "1450990539.sovy_1449024876.fasttrack37d_scottauction1[load].png")
>>683496439
b-but...
he's already pretty with me
>>683496574
Never again
>>683495814
i was joking jeez
>>683496909
don't spread lies that's not nice
>>683496715
>>683496599
>>683497149
>>683496964
oh my gosh relax
>>683497262
m-maybe we could all be pretty together
the three of us
and baddog can come too
>>683497149
Cease and desist
>>683498053
Typically dog molesters arent pretty, they usually look like pedophiles or meth addicts.
>>683498053
i may be open to this idea
>>683498210
I will not ever
>>683498269
hello
>>683498525
we could do each other's hair
>>683498816
we could get coffee together
>>683498908
we could marathon terrible sitcoms
fuck finals
>>683498816
That is your choice but let it be known that I don't agree with it.
>>683499060
>not only having three, none closer than 4 days away from another
>>683499080
that is fine
>>683498816
..hallå!
>not having final projects instead of final exams
>>683499056
we could have sleepovers
>>683499473
I don't speak scandinavian
>>683499474
ohmygod this is such a good idea
>not having both
get good eisen
>>683499356
english mother fucker
Im hungry.
>>683499629
i am very on board
>>683498053
me and pretty don't go together very well
>>683498390
THEN STOP MOLESTING DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>683499703
You can eat shit.
>>683499701
there is a minor grammatical inconsistency with that sentence but it should parse fine
>>683499705
excellent
>>683499758
we can help you with that
i did have both you fucking loser
So how do I design my own unique and totally cool fursona I can avatar as?
>>683499839
whoopsy, here ill redirect your mismatched link>>683499758
>>683499758
>>683499758
>>683499921
you can help my dick is what you can help
>>683499903
I cant. Its an awfully smelly poison.
then dont bitch about it dweeb
>>683499921
You have another final 3 days away?
>>683500015
redirect your fist up your ass so you can't type
no aspect of my post conveyed a sense of displeasure
>>683497506
>>683498269
when you're too autistic to say hello so hope someone greets you instead
>>683500041
>>683500136
I have at least a 3-day break between all my finals
>>683500139
lol, shut up pipsqueak.
your overly defensive viewpoint, made me believe that.
Is Nibi a meth head?
>>683500355
that makes sense, you lucky dog. That would be really convenient with that was the norm.
>>683499961
using your Brain
>>683500412
no because i'm actually talking to people, you should try that some time
>>683500355
i'm all the way in michigan though, where is everyone at?
>>683500271
I'm tired and my autism has nothing to with that, I can do what I wanna do
>>683499629
I'm going sleep, see you
>>683500709
Who gave you permission to talk, snuffles 2.0?
using your Brian
>>683500631
I just got lucky, with only 3 finals, one of which occured before finals week, one of which was right at the beginning, and the remaining one I could schedule whenever I wanted
>>683500709
eisen is in michigan actually
I am in IL and I forget where demos is but I think it's east coast somewhere but that might be wrong
>>683500760
nite
ways to use your Brian
demos is in florida
super lame
>>683501000
and what about you freklz, where are you at?
my bed
>>683501359
I said
>>683501455
bed sounds nice
>>683501000
noice, if there was a way you could schedule your finals, and they all be proctored anywhere you want. That would be the greatest thing ever.
>>683502052
take online courses
>>683501543
oh Illinois right right i didn't see, well that's not too bad
as long as it doesn't end in wild gay sex my girlfriend should be okay with it
>>683502140
I will be this summer.
Though the experiences I have had with them are not really that great.
>>683502453
I am sure we would be able to restrain ourselves
>>683502510
I really liked the one I took actually
it was organized and administrated really well
You'd think molesting dogs would put a woman off, but I guess even ladies have their weird kinks.
>>683502510
>>683502766
Anime is for retards.
FREKLZ DO MY MATH HOMEWORK
hey look nibi thinks he's even nearly a high enough caliber shitposter to dog on me, i mean i hate to throw my weight around but i imagine you do that very well
>>683503035
I agree
>>683503152
okay
>>683503188
really?
>>683502766
I hope for the best for this course. Its intro to modern physics, I dont know anyone that has taken the course.
>>683503035
okay
>>683503188
So you agree that youre retard?
only fatties throw weight around
>>683503352
seems pretty easy
>>683503457
yeah
>>683503457
oh anon, how much will you fuck up your bait before you just stop playing with it
>>683503513
my captcha was a shitload of cookies
>>683503171
Hey, I didnt get to 390lbs for nuthin.
punk weight
>>683503677
Sucks to be you then.
>>683503766
get get get get
got got got got
>>683503677
we will see how it goes, by the description, it does not seem horrible.
FUCK i should have retitled that picture "Your best friend"
MOMENT RUINED
>>683504306
findin it real hard to disagree with anything you're saying here
>>683504415
unless it's horribly managed, but we will see
IT'S SUCH A LONG WAY DOOOOOOWN
you're fit to learn the proper meaning of a beatdown madness chaos in the brain let my blood flow make my blood flow through you mane
i wanna cuddle to bottomless pit
am i doing this right or no
>>683504597
That is my biggest worry, the prof that teaches the class in lecture will be in another country.
I will have to find someone that has taken the course to help me.
I think one of my gym friends has passed it.
>>683505053
same
tfw will never hold chase's hips while SPIKESSPIKESSPIKESSPIKESSPIKES
>>683505120
lemon told me you didn't like death grapes
eisen pLEASE
>>683505236
I don't even know what that is
NYLONS ON VEAL SIDE BITCHES DONT HEAL
wtf i'm listening to 3 bedrooms right now
>>683505425
bottomless pit is an album by death grips
<3
>>683505725
I'll put it on now give me a sec
>>683505105
are they like recorded lectures or what? the one I took was all text-based
favorite album by them?BP>TMS>NOTM>NLDW>GP>EXM>JD
what about you
>>683505852
enjoy bb
tell me what you think of it k?
haven't digested their entire discog yet
but
>jenny death last
what lmao
I am now listening to bottomless pit as well
>>683506044
this music is such a clusterfuck it's hard to make any lyrics out, also maybe listening to this in a pathfinder call was a bad idea
BP=TMS>EXM>GP>NOTM>everything else that I don't remember
>>683505906
I believe this will be all texted based. I would much rather it be text based too. I loose patience when its a video recording.
don't get me wrong i liked jenny death a lot but it's not as memorable as their other releases.
>>683506351
yeah especially with the first track
oh right I forgot Jenny Death
put it in between TMS and EXM
also
>quotes NO LOVE
>NLDW nowhere mentioned
>hard to make any lyrics out
have you tried lightning bolt?
>>683506510
same here
>I break mirrors with my face
>inanimate sensation
>powers that b
>ON FUCKING GP
>not memorable
>>683506594
the last as well, at least that static was giving me a headache
i don't know NLDW well enough I just know the song
>>683506833
maybe i need to give it another couple listens then
i waited so long for JD that i know NOTM like the back of my hand, and after I listened to it for the first time i was like wut
>>683506995
do you know bass rattle stars out the sky?
>>683506915
get fucked in half scrub
>>683507482
i don't remember it at all, i've only listened to the pee pee album once
tfw you're bored and lazy and just want to sit and bed and do nothing for the night and turn in early without barely eating anything, maybe have some tea or something
>>683507582
>the peepee album
one of the best songs on it imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzQFj78Jzr0
>>683507676
this
only i want to stay up
that is every night for me
but I never end up getting in bed early
tfw you just want to get your pee pee touched
>>683494961
Once, and only once, I had consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
yeah like that
>>683507752
looks awesome without the weird ugly heads
okay see get got is a good song
correct
>>683508073
get your taste up honey
>>683508169
that entire album is a good song
>>683507802
i wish i wanted to stay up but im exhausted, maybe if i actually make the tea instead of talking about it i'll feel different
what kind of tea should i make someone tell me and i'll make the closest thing i have
>>683508419
i like to have a nice warm chai tea with a light milky taste to it.
>>683508552
chai tea with some half and half it is then for tonight, i happen to have some plain chai
>>683508773
sounds delicious
>>683508716
>book about the KKK
>>683509495
seems more of a book on DEVO
>>683509605
Knew it
no you didnt
>>683509797
would you like to claim your prize
>>683510128
here
you get +1 funny gay comic
>>683509605
?
are we not men etc
I CAN'T GET NO
BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY
WE ARE DEVO
I CANT GET NO SATISFACTION
>>683508419
hibiscus
>>683510326
I've seen that shit before
>>683510901
still makes me smile tho
I WANT A GIRL WITH A SHORT SKIRT AND A LOOOOOOOOOOOONG JACKET
ARE WE NOT MEN
and you may ask yourself!
i have found some kind of temporary sanity in this
shit blood and cum on my hands
>>683510967
Reminds me of the hunterxhunter one
D E V O
the chai tea is fine
not great, but okay, Tazo brand, mass market tea is never that splendid
i have some better tea but this is my wheel of tea roulette fate tonight
>>683511205
i do not know that one
>>683511399
do u evn shota bru
>>683511399
chai tea actually has less caffeine in in than most tea's, so as far as for staying up and getting shit done it's probably not the best choice
>>683511542
bro
i shota elsewhere
i just don't know all the cheeky blowjob comix
>>683511564
oh.
well it's my favorite.
so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIEVqFB4WUo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4-2onb62y8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jadvt7CbH1o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRguZr0xCOc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVGINIsLnqU
fuck it this is a DEVO thread now
>>683511863
noted, i have a very nice builders tea i ordered that was recommended to me by HAL but i have to be nearly out of the 80 bags i got from it by now, so im conserving the last of it by having my lower quality tea first, but some nights tea is tea and this is definitely nice, i think i feel slightly more awake already
that is fine
>>683512193
oh wow that's cool
>>683512290
yea it's called something like Yorkshire Tea and it's made by some company called Taylors of Harrogate, it's rather strong
i preffer coffee
>>683512414
had i not been eating a bowl of pineapples and cool whip i'd look into that and have a cup myself.
>>683512646
you'd probably have to buy it online like i did or pay an absurd price at a local store
>>683512534
i already had coffee today i drink both, jesus i want to stay up a little longer not get wired
>>683511350
yea i have some tazo floral stuff
>>683512828
i don't like to buy things online
cause i always throw EVERYTHING i want in cart on impulse and feel no regret until i receive it.
>>683513302
dude its like 13 dollars with shipping and its tea, have some self control and treat yourself to one, ONE, thing once in a while
>>683513535
>have some self control
i can't ;_;
>>683513636
baaaaaaka
also what kind of asshole would read a book like that
>>683514386
You mean in that position?
I absolutely totally would. I'm all about dat casual contact.
it goes it goes it goes it goes
