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I'm collecting secrets. Give me your deepest ones.
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currently in an online relationship with someone who is pregnant and married
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I wish to dress up as a fat person with like foam molded to make it look like I was fat but leave some space in the front where I can place a midget, like they are small and on ideal blowjob height. so I would walk around all day posing as a fatso while getting a day long blowjob. and ill make her just Let my limp dick rest in her mouth when I came until its ready for the next round. and nobody would know
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>>683487536
Wow xD just wow
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One word, incest.
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>>683488426
right?
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I was 7 and on my way back home from school when some dude stopped me. my pants were too wide because my mom bought some more size I'd grow in. my pants were slipping while I walked and he must have noticed. he asked me if he could help me with my pants. no other person was around so his hand went into my pants and to my balls. the he pulled my foreskin back and forth. his other hand grabbed my ass. he started stroking while he fingered my hole. then he said that it was quite unfair I had no chance to touch him. he pulled out his dick. I didn't want to touch it, so he fapped and came buckets. I never saw cum so I thought this was some kind of desease. I started crying and he ran away.

until today I can feel the very same fear in me remembering that day. pedos have no idea what they are doing to a child.

think I have to be somewhat glad that he didn't panicked and killed me.
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my cousin sucked my dick
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I committed two rapes that got pinned on Paul Bernardo.
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>>683487419
raped by cousin at 6
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I'm fucking a jew.
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>>683487419
i just masturbated and my cummy sock is hanging off my slowly softening cock right now.
>masturbated to girl/dog porn
>gotta go clean up before wife gets home
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>>683487419
I eat bugs
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>>683490291
you should press charges if you haven't already...
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>>683487419
I am busdriver and I hate this job so everytime I see foreigeners in my bus I make sure to say the name of the station as unclearly and shitty or even wrong as possible

seeing these people struggle or miss their station makes my shitty job a litte bit better
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>>683490080
that sucks but the way you describe it is comical
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>>683490252
Damn man. So you lived in Ontario.
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I use puns to hide my crippleing depression
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i worked at subway when i was a kid and i was usually high as tits. the same cop would always come in for lunch and order a tuna sandwich and give me a hard time. i jerked off and came into a plastic glove in the bathroom one day and mixed it into the tuna salad :]
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I once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
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>>683490202
where do you live?
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I like to dance to loading zone announcements.
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>>683490942
fuck you, if you cant handle some comments man up or go cry in a corner like the pussy you are. what a coward you are
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>>683487419
I'm probably going to cheat on my girlfriend of 8 years with another woman who is engaged and has been with the guy for 8 years.
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>>683490753
this is still /b/. :|
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Since I'm married, I fuck women who are in my wifes daily routine even if I'm not attracted to them
Fucked her sister, her hairdresser, her best friend, two waitress in her favorite restaurant, a trainee in her job.
I'm trying to pick up her cousin and waiting her younger sister to become 18 (17 now).
I was loyal before.
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>>683491213
everything on this site is true
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Into verbal and physical humiliation.

Im 24 and a single mother of 2 kids. It really gets me off when guys take advantage of me

it turns me on chatting about it

kik = knocklyonfun
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>>683487419
I've posted greentext a few times before, but I've been doing sexual things on camera since I was 12 years old for strangers.

Also I'm SKELETONMAN! FINE PURVEYOR OF ALL THINGS SKELTAL.
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>>683491442
Post all relevant pics
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I let my aunt rape(?) Me when I was 13, she had been a bit weird around me but one day she just held me down got me hard and fucked me, I was scared and petrified it happened like twice more before I started liking it, but she only likes it when I was fighting or crying so I would pretend to get free fucks, she eventually told her husband and him her and I brushed it under the carpet so our families wouldn't treat it self apart
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Currently in a purely sexual relationship with an underage girl, also have been doing it for about a year, during which I had a solid girlfriend and we had even moved in together. She was 15-16 while I was 19-20.
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>My name is "Dan"
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>>683491490
how much do you masturbate?
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>>683491843
once a day maybe
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>>683487419
I am currently messing around with a girl who clearly wants more than just a fuck every now and then.
It started out as a coping mechanism, thinking it would fast track me to getting back on my feet. It hasn't worked and I fear that my crippling depression isn't going to go away.
I fear that unless I go through a major lifestyle change, I will eventually end up killing myself. I haven't found the balls to end it. Yet.

That aside, I live a life that some people would envy. I have considered that I'm just a fag who craves attention, but aside from 4chan I keep my secrets to myself.
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My last 7 birthday wishes were all identical.

"I hope I die a quick, painless death as soon as possible."
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>Mosted fucked secret
I actually really like this game. This'll help the story.
>Be me
>Fapping to goat whore
>Really fucked up incest shit
>Mom bursts in
>Dick in hand
>Pic very visable
>Mom in tears
>Apparently my dad died from cancer
>Get kicked out
>Mom hasnt talked to me since
>This game legit ruined my fucking life
Starting a genocide run because of this
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>>683491490
show your fat pussy lips you fat cunt
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>>683491968
pic of your pussy?
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>>683491125
Dude Me too
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>>683491490
Post pics of your pussy you sloppy whore
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>>683492424
>>683492193
>>683492190

best i have
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>>683491574
I forgot to mention, along with this, I'm terrified to show my face to strangers online, on the off chance someone recognizes me from when I would do (and still do, I can't stop myself, send help) these lewd things

I'd more than likely kill myself if it ever somehow got out that I did that kind of thing.

>More skeletons
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>>683492711
timestamp lipstick on tits and i will kik
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>>683492711
Write Gimp on your belly.
Let's see lips spread you slut
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My girlfriend is an experiment
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>>683492770
Male or female?
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>>683492711
yea, that sucks. I wanne see your dirty hole, dirty whore
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>>683488244
Kek
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>>683493087
Male, crossdressed.

I hit puberty late, you can guess how much people liked that.
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>>683487536
please explain online relationship to me... Like you are in r. with someone you never met.. just why?
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>>683493081
story?
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>>683491442
How do you manage this without her finding out? I almost hooked up with an ex co worker of my wifes who is still on her facebook and I deemed that too risky.
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>>683493341
cus we're both physically and emotionally attracted to each other. and she has a cheating husband who she cant leave
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>>683487419
I masturbate using my underwear. Sometimes I wear them for days, jacking it until I change pairs.
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>>683490890
Me too Carlos.
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>>683488244
This has potential
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Im too much of a pussy to pull the trigger
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i am H.I.V positive and i purposely fuck people without protection
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>>683493429
Being a young college student, I was quite interested in this whole "love" thing, so I did a bunch of research (literally just watching anime). Then I realized that the only thing that causes love is love itself, and if you somehow convinced yourself that you loved someone, it'd be pretty hard to stop, as it would be a legitimate love. Thus, I decided that I'd love this girl in my chemistry class. I asked her to some dance and surprisingly she accepted. Although it isn't as exciting as you may have expected, I'm not sure if I'm actually in love with this girlfriend of mine of 2 years. Thus far, it has been an interesting experience.

Everyone else thinks the love is real tho. It would make lots of people sad if they knew
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>>683490529
>my cummy sock
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>>683494248
how did u become pos?
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>>683493690
>physically
>barely meet (if at all)
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I commited the Whitechapel murders in 1888
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when i was 15 i actually asked my sister to suck me off,she was 14... she just asked me if i was normal and walked away XD
what can i say...i was pretty horny,and as that move was fucking autistic so was i (at that time),to find a gf for those things... anyhow,it is still to this day on my mind and i m thinking should i apologize for it,or just sweat it since im thinking it would be really awkward again ,and she cant really mind me that since she isnt showing it or anything towards me... can some one says what he thinks? just keep silent about it?
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>>683494466
Cant tell if "piece of shit" or "positive"
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>>683494675
yeah, she lives a few states away. makes it difficult
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>>683494466
Fukn ur mom
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>>683487419
I want to die. But I can't tell my family. They wouldn't understand.
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>>683494366
love is just a bunch of chemicals
i get ya bro
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>>683489195
who? when did it start? details?
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>>683494812
Are you on crack?
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>>683495022
is it the guilt?
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>>683494812
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>>683489195
Why did you add two words?
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>>683495022
Step 1: learn to write welll
Step 2: write a fuk ton of books about how your life is shitty through the cbaracter named "Geoff Yart" (jus came up with it idk if its a guy from somewhere
Step 3: make bank
Step 4: lifes not so shitty anymore is it
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I've been tested HIV positive and I haven't told my gf yet. I probably caught it from this German 30e hooked and my gf and I had sex in between that and when I got tested. She's probably infected already so I didn't tell her before we had a quicky this morning.
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I have killed someone.
I tired to kill the president.
i have CP on my PC
I have 50kg of illegal Drugs
I have contacts to ISIS
I have built an atomic bomb.

That what's OP looking for because he is working for the Feds... am i right?
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i am ever lasting i am god
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>>683494226
It's a sign you should live man.
What's wrong?
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>>683494810
How are you still alive?
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I know my partner is on drugs but continue to let them lie. It's slowly killing our relationship.
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I've lurked since I was 13, and used to really want to do camwhoresque requests for pervy oldfags, but didn't want to be b& or v& for being underage.
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>>683495408
Lol I just started getting the pizza
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>>683495408
RUN ANON, THEY'RE ON TO US!
>>683495641
Hey, another pedo whore. Did you ever do it with strangers? Or just thought about it?
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>>683495542
God:
This'll be interesting
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>>683494366
Thats a form of love that grows from committment rather than passion but its still the same end result. People have been enjoying happy arranged marriages for a long time
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>>683495211
Yes, I think thats the reason. I see no point to my existence in the grand scheme of human history so I feel like death is a welcome solution. If I told my family this, I think theyd have me institutionalized.

>>683495335
I am actually really into english and writers like Charles Bukowski. But my life isnt shitty, I just dont want to live anymore honestly.
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>>683495417
i had dreams and aspirations then i realized im a broke fuck who cant do anything
and more bitching and complaining ect ect :/
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>>683494810
I was the one who killed those five women in London's east end. Not you.

>There were actually quite a few more.
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Must confess .

When I was a LDS missionary I kissed a girl.
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>>683495641
Pfffttt
Only 13?
Ive been here since I was 11
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>>683495820
That makes sense
I also read somewhere that arranged marriages tend to be more successful too

Fuk freedom amirite?
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>>683487419
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>>683491739
your aunt and uncle are scum
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I had sex with my dog when I was 16. I'm not into that stuff at all now, but sometime near the end of puberty i went slightly nuts and committed the most depraved sex act known to man.
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>>683495900
my friends guilted the hell out of me the first time i tried to kill myself now i cant seem to do it
ive tried many methods and theyve failed oh well guess im not good at anything
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>>683487419
In 6th grade I stole a kids iPod. Later that week he shot himself.

Not a day goes by that I don't think about him.
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I sometimes like to pull the hair out from my asshole.
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>>683496206
fuck dude
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>>683495912
No reason to kill yourself, just think long and hard about reachable goals then work your way up to those dreams, or find new ones. I believe you can do it! What are your dreams and aspirations?
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I work at a Japanese restaurant in Toronto and I put low sodium soy sauce in the regular soy sauce containers, and I put regular soy sauce in the low sodium containers.
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>>683496093
What about dat deputy tho??
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>>683494466
sex with a drug addict
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>>683495900
You should get out more and make your life worth living, because apparently according to you, it isnt

Are there any particular issues that make living a drag?
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>>683496212
Me too. The obsession extends to almost all body hair. I also nibble on the bits of skin/sheath on the ends of plucked hairs.
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>>683496206
I don't think he killed himself because you stole his iPod. He probably had a lot worse things weighing him down.
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>>683496212
Omg me too anon!!1 WE'RE LIKE BUTTHOLE TWINS NOW!
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>>683496022
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>>683496093
Say "I shot the city sheriff" 5 times fast for some third grade keks
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>>683496423
I'll usually twirl up like 20 hairs then pull them out quickly.
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>>683496515
I don't get it.
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>>683496276ODS>>683496276
MODS MODS MODS
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>>683496325
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>>683495641
>>683496022
Tits or gtfo
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>>683487419
i fucked my sister when i was 6. wasn't able to come, obviously, but my dick got hard and i stuck it in and we humped for a while
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>>683496252
i wanted to become a computer engineer or get into a type of computer science but due to financial issues and my dad fucking up with the gov i wasnt able to pay for the college i got into and i wasnt able to apply for fafsa
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>>683496674
You end up saying "I shot the shitty sheriff" and thats saying the s word

As I said. Third grade keks
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>>683496511
you sir, just won (our /b/tarded version of the) internet today

*claps*
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its been nearly a year since and i think a part of me still loves her
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>>683496374
I guess I owe it to the fact that Ive kind of been going through an existential crisis right now. I am doubting Christianity, the religion that I was brought up in, and am now thinking philosphically. I know it sounds really douchey to say it like that, but its been fucking with me really bad. Like what is even the point of living if we just live and die and then nothing else? If we are just an insignificant spec of dust in this grand universe, then why even go on?
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I think I've killed someone, and nobody knows it was me.
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>>683495755
Never actually got to do it :(
>>683496759
I'm a guy...
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>>683496912
sounds like nihilism to me
honestly, I use that exact chain of thought as a driving factor in my life - kinda like a really pretentious yolo XD
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>>683496419
Well it came out he was depressed and having problems at home, but afterwards at school you'd people would be talking about all that and you'd always hear "And some dick stole his iPod too." It was a big thing, shook up the whole school. Dunno if the iPod caused it, or it was just the last straw. But either way he took his dad's rifle and shot himself. When I first heard, I took the ipod and tossed it in the lake. I couldn't let anyone know.

Fuck me. I'm so sorry Mitchell.
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>>683491797
People like you actually disgust me. But go on then
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This will probably sound cringeworthy but I don't think I'm capable of love. Never felt anything as powerful as love is supposed to feel towards anyone, not even my parents. I didn't cry at all when my mom died when I was 16, and only for about 5 minutes when my dad died a couple years later. I've found girls I've liked but never loved. I used to hope I would find love, but gave up last year. Now I just use girls for sex.
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>>683496515
Punch in the numbers 55378008 into a calculator then turn the calculator upside down and read what the numbers spell out. An insane amount keks will be had.
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I like jacking off to cock tributes of girls I know.
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>>683496845
At least I don't use asterisks as a form of role playing on a site that doesn't like people who use them like some kind of person who doesn't know what their doing, almost like a new person to the site, some kind of faggot, a newfag, if you will.
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>>683497208
reminded me of reading the stranger
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>>683496912
Atheist fag here. I've pondered that too. I look at it this way. Matter will exsist in one form or another for the entire time the universe exsists. So no matter what, the parts that make up you and your loved ones will always exsist, just in a different form.
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>>683497321

can you please explain why anon, I'm bisexual and even I don't 'get' the point of cock tributes
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>>683487419
niggers tongue my anus
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>>683496912
i should think if there's no afterlife you should want to go on even more. it's not like you're doing anything else if you're not living.

>boo hoo i'm not going to be immortal forever so why even live

you create your own purpose, and a fulfilled life will cause you to live on in the lives of those you care about, and those they care about.

until entropy goes buck wild and everything fades into cold nothingness, but that's a long time away so fuck it YOLO
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>>683496912
Welcome to nihilism, my friend, where we realize that nothing really matters. If nothing really matters, then we can fuck around and have fun however much we like with literally zero consequence in the grand scheme of things.

Also, if that makes you uncomfortable, you could take the more noble route and do something epically historic and go down in history. With the newest information storage technologies they are inventing these days, you'll basically last until the heat death of the universe.
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I want a violent and painful death but I'm such a pussy.
I've never told anyone I want to kill myself
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>>683497414
?
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>>683496822
Ah man I'm really sorry to hear that. You can always research computer science and find free resources online to learn stuff until you're able to get into a college. That's the beauty of the Internet is you can learn damn near anything for free.
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\ I hate women only with my gf because i need sex and somewhere to live . i cheat on her all the time i have met over 40 women on craiglist. i stay at home all day she has a high income job. i only fuck her so she does not suspect im cheating
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>>683497087
I did, not here, but for strangers.
>>683491574
Is me, it was strange, and I still do it.
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>>683497321
We already knew you were into that anon. It was never a secret.
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>>683497087
Gimme dat cawk den
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>>683497398
:(
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>>683496912
Ok anon, I'm going to break it down to you. Nothing you ever do in life will ever really matter. Honestly, you could be responsible for blowing up planet earth and shutting the sun down, and guess what? Nobody in the next galaxy will even give a fuck, seriously.
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>>683497483
I wish I knew. I'm really into blowjob porn and stuff like that so I guess just seeing girls I know with cocks next to their faces gets me going.
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>>683497650
book by Albert Camus , about a guy whos totally indifferent to the world and everyone in it . literally the first sentence is about his mother dying and him not caring enough to remember the day
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>>683497208
You should just try convincing yourself that you love someone like the guy above>>683494366
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>>683496206
rekt
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Worked at a factory with my father. Pretty laid back job, the machine basically runs itself. I was watching youtube/netflix on his phone. He needed to call back home so he asked to use my phone. Being a dumb ass and forgetting what I have on it, I gave it to him. I realized my mistake shortly after. He went to the bathroom where its quite to make the call and turns out he went through my pictures. Has my soon to be wifes nudes, girls from where I live and other stuff like my brothers wifes nudes. He tried to email himself some of the pictures of my brothers wife. The notification that he got an email showed on his phone (that I was watching shit on) and I deleted the email. Pretty sure he would have sent more pictures to himself if I didn't keep knocking on the bathroom door and telling him shit with the machine is broken.
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>>683497935
>Irony
>Sweet thick hot irony
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>>683497659
thats true i honestly dont like complaining because i dont know theres always a worse ya know
but in the grand scheme of things none of this matters
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>>683496822
MIT open courseware
Khan academy
Even fking library books

Good free places to get started. Best of luck, /b/ro
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>>683488244
Just an average day at /b/
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>>683487419
I feel zero remorse about stealing anything when I fully believe the owner will never notice it's absence.

Not to say I do this all the time but it totally happens. I almost feel bad about the fact I don't feel bad, because if someone did the same to me I know I'd be pissed. The biggest thing is I know I can never admit this to anyone, as obviously they'll assume I steal from them.
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>>683497151
>>683497477
>>683497591
>>683497616
>>683497858
Holy shit, I didnt think Id get that many replies but I appreciate the mindful comments. I just looked up nihilism and I think I might be developing that. But honestly, knowing that my life means nothing, is kind of liberating. I almost feel better knowing that there is no heaven or hell, or any form of a God for that matter. I guess there is only us, this earth, and the ever expanding infinite universe...
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>>683496423
Like not being able to hear the music that kept the darkness at bay
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>>683498061
whoa that.... whoa.... that just sucks
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>>683498061
Ayy kek
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>>683487419
I have cuckold fantasies and i'm pretty sure i'm a bissexual, so yeah, degeneracy all over my fetishes...
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>>683498340
They will. I know.
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>>683496870
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Doctor anon here. I've given orders that I knew would kill chronic ICU patients because I really didn't want to get out of bed when on call. I've discussed breast self exams with patients as young as 16, not to actually teach them to do them, but because a lot of my 16+ teen patients are hot as fuck. Nothing like a fondle in the name of medicine. If I could convince them I could do a pelvic exam with my cock I'd be fucking every one of them.
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>>683498346
Learning to think rationally begets nihilism
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>>683487419
I got some for you OP, but first you have to tell me what you're going to do with your collection.
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>>683498340
I'm exactly the same. For me, it's exclusively money but I will feel no remorse helping myself to a few coins or notes every now and again, if no-one catches me
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I once talked to my wife over the phone while getting blowed by her best friend
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>>683498147
You're allowed to complain, just make sure you try do something about it in the end. (People may have it worse but it doesn't erase the fact you're still going through something) And it does matter, even if it seems like it doesn't. Even if after death there is nothing and no one will be remembered, it's still better to enjoy the life you have rather than do nothing and be sad.
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ok I might as well post one

I'm bi (male) although almost nobody knows about it but that's not the big secret, I'm comfortable in my closet

the secret is the thought of becoming a trap really turns me on, I have a really nice butt and legs I just need to lose a bit more weight, some muscle and I'm actually doing it. Not telling anyone ofc,

there ya go - my secret
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>>683498657
Thats actually reallly great
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>>683498346
Well, there is a delightful frisson to be had, revelling in that which others might call 'debauched'. My rule of thumb is enjoy the fuck out of everything (whatever it is), don't get caught, take a (99.999999%) chance there is no God.
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>>683495976
sup jack
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>>683498007
Thanks kind anon. Maybe I'll look it up. And I'm not indifferent. I feel emotion, but its always felt dulled and nothing has ever anything that could ever come close to a feeling as powerful as they describe love. When I was 22 or 23 I tried dating a guy thinking I couldn't find a girl I loved because I was gay and didn't know it, but got disgusted and bailed after we kissed. It almost feels like how ex meth addicts describe their healing process, but its been my whole life. Almost feels like everything I experience is what it looks like through a sheet of plastic.
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I gutted a squirrel and placed said guts by the AC unit in my neighbors house. I then pinned it on my older brother.
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>>683498607
Oh no, an anonymous poster on the internet knows a secret about another anonymous poster.
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>>683498919
>>683498850
>>683498823
>>683498807
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>>683498657
>>683498614
>>683498607
>>683498554
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>>683498443
Cancer's really kicking in today hard... so much cancer, just like the last thread I was just on, goddamn maybe it's time to get off.. >.>
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>>683498850
when you're looking for someone to do you in the butt we'll be here you fucking faggot
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I have a gf, but im really into fuking a (gay) male friend of mine because hes so cute. Im usually not bi tho, so thats weird
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I am attracted to girls between 4 and 7. Obviously this would destroy my life were it known.
I have tried to fix it but I can't. Best I can do is not act out and keep it a secret. Except for you /b
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>>683498766
Actually for me it's specifically NOT money. I don't like taking money. But if someone has something that they've clearly forgotten they even have and I want it, I can take it and give zero fucks; even if it's from a close friend or family.
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>>683490080
Copy pasta guys move along
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I routinely sexually assaulted my female roommate for two years when she slept. A year ago she and I watched a horror movie and afterwards she asked me to stay with her till she fell asleep. I happily obliged. Her bf was gone for the weekend. A couple hours after she fell asleep I tested the waters. Deep sleep like usual. So I thigh fucked her and put the tip in and came. After the bf got back they fucked and i jerked off listening to it. Several months go by and she called him up tearfully saying shes pregnant. They fought and almost broke up over it but they moved out after that.

I might have a child somewhere.
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>>683499315
oops my fault for not inb4ing that shit, you degenerate fucks aren't my type I'm afraid. my hole's strictly reserved for alphas who can take it.
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>>683490890
Shut up andrew
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>>683492711

where is your middle finger? what kind of magic is this?
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>>683498823
you have my deepest thanks .....
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>>683499164
That text face is fucking cancer.
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>>683499096
*Tips top hat*
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I fucked your mum.
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>>683499544
<.<
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>>683499537
You're welcome man, I wish you the best of luck in life.
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>>683499163
I was stating that I know that his friends will think that he will steal from them, since I've done the same shit.

>Oh no

I'd tell you to lurk m0ar, but you need to learn to read first.
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I thought i was going on a date last summee with a girl i was in love.i was too big of a pussy to ask her out myself so my best friend said he would do it, even tho i tried to stop him.but he sent me a message that he did it and i felt like it was either going to be the best or worst day of my life. It was the latter. I went and waited for about 40 mins until i realized she wasnt coming.turns out she had no idea about it, my friend just told her to be there at the cafe, didnt even mention she was supposed to go out with me.wasnt his fault honestly,shouldnt have been a pussy in the first place.she never found out.i feel its for the better, i would have been too awkward and somehow fucked it up.
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>>683492116
What pic?
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im a girl, when i was 16 me and my best girl friend , were into this guy, so we decided we should seduce him, i lost my virginity in a threesome with the guy and my friend. also we had previously told him what we wanted to do. He was rich as he has inherited from his grandparents, and he bought us a bunch of mdma, cocaine and alcohol. it was a fun night.
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>>683499452
Why tf were you her roommate when she had a bf? Not mad, just confused
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>>683499812

Tits or GTFO
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>>683499754
Wait, you actually told your friends that you give no fucks about stealing... and you're calling ME the retard?
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>>683499616
Hey me too
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>>683499812
How did he get his nut? Did you let him blow it on your face or tits?
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>>683497768
Here fegit
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>>683496870
are u me
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>>683496206
What an hero
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>>683500405
Gimme sum of dat ass too
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>>683500181
he actually couldn't come lol, not that i recall. He said he was too fucked on cocaine and alcohol. after i fucked him for like 10 min he was soft. so the next hours was more of me and my friend fucking each other and him watching.
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Been living with a girl for 5 years helping her raise her kids.
Fucked her best friend last year(who is married), can't stop thinking about it.
Don't want to have sex with g/f anymore.
Don't want to hurt anyone so live in miserable depressed life.
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I want to be an autopsy technician because cutting up the bodies of women arouses me.
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Not much compared to anything here, but the worst I've done is stolen 160 bucks from my mom.

Normie I know
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>>683500786
Got any pics or vids?
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>>683500052
Yes. You fucking retard.
>Moral code has a correlation with intelligence
You are fucking retarded, bet you're religious too.
Do unto others as they would do unto you? Well fuck you, and fuck your property, I'll defend mine while you trust people wont take yours because it's the right thing to do.
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>>683500914
What did u do with it?
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>>683488244
Sounds like a new copypasta was born...
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>>683491442
how'd you swing the sister. are they not close?
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>>683500181
also, i had sex regullarly with him for a while, he sometimes came on my tits or in my mouth
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>>683487419
My best friend has already cheated on his wife of almost 3 years. His wife is my friend also, and I've been dropping subtle hints to her to leave him.
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>>683500937
Of me cutting up bodies? No. I'm not a murderer. I just want to be an autopsy technician. I probably won't though since the pay isn't very great.
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I'm afraid to tell my family about my crippling anxiety and ptsd. It started in middle school when I got heavily bullied. One kid always told me he was gonna stab me and then one day did with a pencil, half jokingly but it punctured my skin and made me bleed. Later that morning month an older bi dude began telling me perverted things to me in the locker room when it was just me and him. A week later that same scenario happened and he began saying he was gonna rape me. I ran out of the room and cried in an empty hallway. I didn't tell anybody. Later that year, I broke down and told my mom. She contacted the principle but nothing happened to any of the bullies. I finished the year and became home schooled. We moved and my parents made me try going to the new school. I embarrassed myself one day and everybody laughed at me. Even today I can hear their laughing. My two little brothers who used to look up to me and would do anything I would do became home schooled too. I feel guilty because they don't have many friends unlike they did at public school. The experiences gave me ptsd. So much so that I have terrible social anxiety and don't like crowded public places for fear that I'll fuck up and everyone will laugh at me. The anxiety prevents me from getting a job and going to college. My only hope is my ambition to be an author, find a girl and move far away where I can start a better life and forget my past. But I know I will never be able to out run it, my brain reminds me with terrible dreams. I ignore all my problems and slip into a fantasy world where only good things happen to me. The time where my parents kick me out is coming but I still ignore it.
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>>683500973
>Correlation ≠ causation
>Too stupid to realize consequences of admitting truth
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>>683501375
did you meet her through him, or were you friends with them both independently?
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29 year old. Kissless virgin. Chronic metabolic illness. Had to overcome a lot to get to where I am today. (college, good job, a place of my own, etc). Women still wont come near me. I'm starting to feel pretty awful about my life.
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>>683501569
What the hell are you even saying now?
What are you
>implying?
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>>683491269
at least the math adds up :/
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>>683501568
Holy fuck you're a pussy. You are not beta, you're a fucking omega.
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I stopped a 7 year old kid whos pants were slipping. Asked if I could help him with his pants and while I was at it I thought I'd do the little dude a solid and jerk him off and finger his butthole. Then I fapped and came buckets and the fucker started to cry so I ran away. Jumped on a bus, but the god damn busdriver called out my station unclearly so I ended up outside a subway. I ordered a tuna sandwich that had a peculiar taste to it.
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>>683500550
These are pics I have already, and I don't have any of bare ass, but here you go
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>>683487419
Currently in a stage of my life where I have no money... no job, no degree, 2 months of unemployment and about to give up...
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>>683496912
I'll bite. What's got you doubting?
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>>683501941
Lmao
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I get off to girls when they eat too much and get stomach aches and foodbabies.
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>>683494248
Your the worst person I've ever come across
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>>683491490
I respect you as a woman and a fellow human being.
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I love bananaposter creativity. Those Anons surpass all others. I feel inferior because I can't make good bananamemes.
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>>683502231
What's your deviantart?
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I used to be a degenerate who IV'd heroin every day for a few years. Been clean for over a year now, but the scars are so awful I haven't been able to wear short sleeves in years. I can't go swimming and the only times I do get laid its in the dark. When people see the scars, they stare like people do at burn victims, and 90% people treat me differently if I tell them the real story.
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My best friend and I used to have gay sex all the time when we were younger. Guess it's not much of a secret though cause I posted the story on b
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>>683499812
I bet it was!

WELL DONE!
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>>683491490
You are a mother and still continue to be a whore for ( many ? ) mens ?

Shame on you.
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I can't stop posting my ex's number on /b/ 8609958734
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>>683502745

i just lock my door and let guys make me scream
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>>683497152
thats my name and im finna do it. tf mayne
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I close my eyes when i rinse shampoo out of my hair
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had sex with my cousin when I was 14 and he was 18
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>>683502473
I browse there, but I've never made an account.
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The only joy left in my life is pretending I'm someone I hate less than me online.
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>>683501941
Top kek
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>>683496711
how u do dis
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>>683487419
I'm in "love" with a kpop girl
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>>683499964
We were friends before she met the guy. So it was an arrangement before hand. He would stay over quite a bit and asked if he could just be on the lease and pay rent. I was more than happy to let him over. He was usually gone on the weekends though
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When I was 6 I found my Uncle's Playboys.
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>>683501568
You dream of being a writer? I got sour news for ya, Jack!
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>>683487536
Is the kid yours anon? You gonna cuck that fuck and make him raise it
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>>683496912
a good question thats probably old as humanity itself. humans both ancient and modern pledge servitude to a god or the gods to quench nihilistic fear. long ago greek thinkers doubted zeus and the many gods of greece. albert camus and frederich neitzsche (spelling) are two well known more recent philosophers who attempt to explain meaning of life and such. Camus once wrote - "The first question in philosopy is whether or not we should kill ourselves" (paraphrased this) as someone who went through this at age 19 years ago if feel you and grew up christian with all of my doubts against the churches metaphysical doctrines
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>>683491442
I thought I was the only one that did this haha
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>>683488426
>xD
Please Kill Yourself
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>>683487419
you have them in a excel?
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I'm really a skeleton, but the feds don't know since I'm anonymous on here
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>>683503304
What was that yesterday?
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I Jack it to my own porno
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>>683496093
>
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>>683487536
oh cool you're dating my ex gf
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>be me, awkwardfag who hasn't been in a relationship since high school
>i'm 27
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>>683490687
Haha loser
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>>683504000
noice trips mr skelete
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No secrets
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>>683503993
I write them all down on paper.
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I've seen a woman naked before.
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>>683494248
Kill yourself, theres no need for you on earth anymore. Literally your life has no worth.
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>>683504508
ive seen my mom naked before
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>>683490687
you are what's wrong in this world. Quit your job right now.
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Not really very interesting, but;

I have Asperger's syndrome, so people think I dont know how to behave in public and around people. My secret is that I do know how, I just choose not to.
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>>683494248
Nice April fools day prank
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>>683491833
not even a full daniel?
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>>683496022
My nigga. Also check'd
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>>683504508
You mean your mom?
Yeah, I've seen her naked too
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>>683490942
i ate at a subway when i was a cop and there was this kid who was usually high as tits. i would always come in for lunch and order a tuna sandwich and give him a hard time. i kept hoping he would jerk off and cum into a plastic glove in the bathroom one day and mix it into the tuna salad :]
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frequently fantasize about drugging and raping female friends. never would, never have, just in my head.
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>>683504453
cool
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>>683504201
you just type < s cript > i shot the sheriff... </ s cript> with no spaces
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>>683504977
Fucking roasted
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>>683504000
>Mfw you're a fucking skeleton.
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i cannot identify wood
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>>683504989

The only thing law enforcement or former law enforcement is doing on this site is ruining people's lives.

>bullshit detected
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>>683504735
>choose not to

And you have a perfect alibi. I salute, you. Anon.
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>>683493304
Can we get some pics please I'm hard from the thought
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>>683505186
Youre a fucking feminists
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>>683504453

v retro wud friend on soc med
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I dont stay up all night to listen to this girls problems, I'm just trying to smash
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>>683505186
day 1 the harness of death
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>>683501769
Pretty much. We are in similar boats so it makes it a lot easier.
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>>683505240

WHERE IS A CORRUPT COP WHEN YOU NEED ONE I'LL SAY HE HAD A GUN
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>>683493463
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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I only have one ball
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>>683487419
Im a fag
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