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Shiki claimed
>>683480488
not much, probably gonna go to bed in a few hours
>dubs rattle
>>683481326
back from the fap already?
>>683480791
Oh. And color me jealous about the commander.
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, finish this damn book edition
>>683481590
I mostly read sci-fi. Currently in the Destroyermen series
>>683481355
Way! Very original franny, wakka wakka
Kneesockuru claimaramadingdong
Dio-sama...
claimed
still here
>>683481004
Wanting a real girl won't help Anon, your waifu will start invading you mind, like mine. She is starting to take over my dreams. Your waifu loves you no matter what, and only loves you, and she will make sure you feel the same
i want all these hoes to know
that a real nigga just hit the door
Just got to work, cant get in. Shit.
Rory claimed
o we over here know
Gotta claim 'em so no one can :^)
QOTT: If you could pick any european country to go on holidays what would you choose?
>>683481865
Hey there Ruri. Kirino said 'hi', as usual.
>>683481895
i didnt fap lol
>>683482169
Russia...
Eu claimed~
>>683481899
Guess you have to now. I'm also picking up some of the cards for my Alesha, who smiles at death deck
She has a super metal name, I love it
Do you have a local game store where ever you live? They should have a commander night
>>683481962
I know, but it was a great opportunity.
>>683482127
Yeah, the threads go kinda fast.
>>683482169
Germany. Easy.
>>683482127
Threads go fast, keep up Rachnee-san
>>683482169
Greenland or Finland or anyplace cold that's not infested with sandniggers
>>683481705
mandatory cc claim
yea... im late
>>683482342
Hello Eu
I don't see you around very much
>>683482169
Ireland, they probably have some good potatoes
>>683482367
No arguments, it was pretty witty off the cuff humour there
>>683482169
Estonia
>>683482169
As an european, France. There's the south for standard beach holiday and mountains for skiing or hiking.
>>683482169
>if you could pick any European country
I'm quite confident there is no European country I can't go to unless Belarus doesn't hand out Tourist visa
>>683482169
Belgium, a friend of mine lives there, so we could just sit around, get stoned and play video games, like we do now, but in person
>>683481895
Ah lame. Who sleeps these days, really.
/s
>>683481905
Nice. Just read the premise for that book. Sounds interesting. How're you liking it?
>>683482367
Don't know if they do, but the store's owner is a bit of a cunt so i don't really like going anyways.
>>683482169
Europe's a total dumpster fire right now. I'll pass.
Shitty riddle: what kind of shot cures all diseases?
>>683482317
Right on the edge of Europe! I think Russia is interesting too.
>>683482388
What makes it that easy choice? There are so many awesome countries here.
>>683482428
kek, but there are snowniggers there.
>>683482546
Ugh... thats a good reason.
>>683482664
Why Estonia?
>>683482691
France is a great choice with a lot of places for tourism and also nice gastronomy. The language has a classy ring to it that I love.
>>683482743
Thats time very well spent! Going on a trip around the world and meeting some of the awesome persons I met on online communities is a dream of mine that will never happen.
>>683482818
It ain't that bad everywhere.
>>683482169
UK or Scotland
>>683482618
Fair enough
>>683482818
I'm on the 6th and I have a hard time putting it down
That sucks man. The owner here is, but the employees are pretty cool.
is it weird if you like when you like a grill who takes a motherly role... I have some mom issues
>>683482818
Go to Iceland or the faroe Islands, Sand niggers hate water and the cold, you should be safe up there
>>683483159
Potatoes are great.
>Dio
>>683483130
One that kills you?
>Homu
>>683483130
none :^)
>>683482239
where were you then? :^)
>>683482818
i actually slept like 11 hours today
>>683482169
Germany
>jenny claim
>>683482169
Germany, or the UK if it counts.
>>683482743
>Belgium
Fuck off nigger, we're full. You can crash in the Netherlands if you want
>>683483159
Yea but they stick to themselves. I can put up with people as long as they leave me alone
>>683483207
So you want a woman to take care of you?
Nothing realy wrong here, if you want be looked as some fucked up cunt, claim a loli.
>always here
>>683483159
Alternative would be spain to visit all the anon's from these threads who live there.
>>683483130
Presumably a gun shot.
>>683483159
I know. It's just fun to pick on a whole continent.
>>683483222
Does Iceland count as Europe?
>>683483342
Uhg. That sounds awful.
I hate over sleeping by that much.
Lurking
>>683483159
German background. Never been, would like to look for the Frahn family area.
>>683483207
It's a little weird but nothning out of the ordinary, unless you want to go full roleplay/diaper play. Personally I prefer a woman to take charge too.
>>683483412
All two of them.
>>683483222
Forgot Iceland counted as Europe, I want to go there!
Beautiful place
>>683483130
Shotgun to the head
>>683483207
Possibly, but I'm not a psychologist
>>683483354
Coincidentally, I know another person in The Netherlands, he jokes being a pedophile though, so I might not want to hang out with him in case he isn't joking
true and loli is not my thing complete opposite actually
>>683482169
None of them any more.
>>683483381
!
>>683483454
Yes, Iceland is Europe
>>683483630
Why?
Are you under 18 kiddo? :^)
Got myself some nice headphones... I can hear instruments I couldn't hear before. It's magical~
>>683483174
UK and Scotland is where I'd like to live and not just go on holidays!
>>683483263
Do you like chips and mayo?
>>683483412
You should visit its neighbour Portugal too!
>>683483565
Yep.
brb going for short walk love you guys
>>683483786
I love chips
And I hate mayo
>>683483662
Then we'll get along just fine.
>>683483803
Fuck you, come to Greece.
>>683481705
Ayy niggas I'll be staying a little bit of time before going to sleep
>>683482169
Poland
>Katyusha claimed
>>683483911
Good to know that we have the same opinion, ketchup tastes so much better and is also healthier.
>>683483975
Tats.
>>683483174
Yeah, game store in question is quite small and the owner is there like, 99% of the time. Cunting the place up.
I will say he has good tastes in d&d figurines though. He's got a colossal sized red drag that is cool as shit.
>>683483692
Guess i'd pick that then. Always figured they counted themselves as separate. TIL i suppose.
>>683483159
I visited it once, but only the south part.
It was interesting enogh and enjoyed almoust all of the trip.
Pluss its right next to me so its close enogh to me so language, money and other things are less of a problem.
>>683483786
And my friend in GIbraltar, really there's several in that part of europe.
>>683483975
Sorry I'd prefer to not get mugged for my shoes.
>>683483975
I don't want to be here, but this deserves a (You)
>>683483947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk
>>683484170
Sorry I can't remember, did you ever reveal where you were from?
My underwear smells likecl French fries.
>>683483786
If Trump wins I might
>>683483753
WIZARDS. NO SENSE OF RIGHT OR WRONG
>>683483870
See ya
>>683484063
That's really lame. Maybe just find some people?
>>683484449
Can I smell?
>>683484449
I don't think that should happen
>>683484449
I guss we have the same problem.
I hate this place.
>>683484653
*guess
>>683484689
Don't forget, you're here forever.
>>683484244
>hides
>>683484630
Mugi.
>>683484689
Go to sleep.
>>683484449
Depending on if they are fresh or not, something might be wrong
>>683484653
>Guss
Luss
>>683484449
>all these people not washing their clothes in oil
kek
>>683484689
Only took you 30 minutes
>>683484610
>
>>683484689
Yeah, there's too many trash waifus.
>>683484399
I revealed that I reside in a northern state of the USA. I've only mentioned this twice before.
>>683484776
Galko.
>off by 1
;(
>>683484776
Too late.
>>683482169
Hello there, Homura, hope your day is going well so far.
Ah, and thank you for letting me know, it's pretty considered.
>>683484610
You can do whatever you want with them bb ;^)
>>683484630
E G G
>>683484653
Do you work in fast food too?
>>683484795
I was masturbating on to them and I could smell it from a yard away. I don't use my underwear to make fries.
>>683484610
I'm not that sociable, frankly. Lol
Oh the woes of being an extreme introvert.
>>683481705
Pin claimed
>>683485555
Checked
>>683485013
Right
>>683485407
I have a meme for you.
>>683485477
Oh shit.
>I've been caught
>Galko
>>683485555
I used to.
I can still smell it in my old clothes
>>683483454
yeah, having a takeaway like 2 hours after i woke up probably didn't help
>rattle
>>683485849
dank meme
>>683485555
Checked those quads, also check your penis, with french fry smelling semen, something is wrong for sure.
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>683485849
Phew
>>683485555
Nice digits.
>>683485492
Had a weird day busier than usual with some things going great and others not so great. im worried I might have hurt someone but I will see what I can do about that. What about you?
>>683485849
Y- You too...
>>683486059
That's terrifying. I have a uniform though, so it'll just be my underwear I guess. What do you do now?
>>683484976
Exactly.
Ask not if it should be done, only if it can be done
>>683485013
Looks like I'm not alone in the godless north
>>683485555
Quads confirm I take them. They will be my most prized possession!
Who the fuck fapps Into their underwear? That sounds unsanitary!
And Chinese food smell is ground into a few ony shirts
>>683485672
Maybe try MTGO? I heard it doesn't suck as much as it use to
>>683485555
E E G
NICE QUADS
>>683485930
NICE MEME
>>683486151
It must be my diet.
>>683486345
*Of my
>>683486159
Tits.
>>683486430
',:^)
>>683486430
Nice Mugi.
>>683486345
People don't fap into their underwear? I'm being green here.
>>683486337
I clean an office building in the mornings and study during day.
>>683486781
Indeed.
>>683486345
>Ask not if it should be done, only if it can be done
Just like those guys in Aperture Science~
>>683486108
I don't know what that means :|
>>683486345
Eh. I'm not that worried about it.
>>683486159
Hey there.
>>683486916
Just delivering my holy blessing by telling you
that you have a great waifu
>>683486822
>I'm being green here
>Barry
>>683481705
Claiming the best of the best.Beat me to it faggots
What is up, /waifu/ nation? I'm your host, Prinz Eugen! Let's get riiiiiiiiight intooooo the huuuuugs!!
>who wants a hug?
>>683487060
Hey cowbro. How are you?
>>683487073
I appreciate it.
>>683486781
(^:,'
>>683486822
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QGSB0m6WSFA
>>683485691
Pin is love
Pin is life
>>683486822
But you have my mouth!
>>683487014
Wizards man, wizards.
>>683487180
i may or may not want a hug
>>683487180
End yourself with a rusty pommel
>>683487038
take-out food from a restaurant
its a uk slang
>>683487180
Prinnnnnzzz
>hugs
>>683487182
I'm alright, not much going on. How are you?
>>683487180
Prinz.
>>683487180
Prinz!~ What's up?
>explosive hug
>>683487344
They're too much for us
>>683487180
claimed.....
>>683487494
I'm doing pretty fine aswell.
i better go now. Got a half-hour drive to my job. See ya!
>never got my hug
>>683487379
>filename
>top kek
Hi Jenny!
>happy hugs
How are you?
>>683487438
Thanks, you too <3
>>683487441
Sachiiiiiii~
>tight hugs
How are you?
>>683487566
Hey Galko! What's up?
>successful hugs
>>683487606
Megumiiin~
>explosive hugs
How are you?
>>683487623
>sorry I don't know your name
>tight hugs
What's up?
>>683487720
Sure, if you can get Garfield to stop eating lasagne
>>683487121
What are you a retard?
>>683487379
>>683487180
Hug
>>683487735
Hey!
>>683487606
Yep, to many explosions
>>683487937
Sorry I'm a bit late
Extra hug
>>683487984
Literally nothing.
>>683487073
Seconded.
>>683487735
You've been away for a while, I missed you even if I could do some things that I can't when you're at home.
Physics has me by the balls lads
So another possibly poor attempt incoming
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>683487984
H-hugs please
>>683488262
Bronach
Gach ait
>>683488262
im sorry
>>683488124
hey fran....how are you?
>>683488214
heheh, you doin good?
may i have 2 hugs?
>>683488262
Someday Trips Hunter, Someday
>>683488262
It's really not going well for you
>>683487937
I'll cya later Jenny! Sorry for replying a little late
>double hugs
>>683488124
Hey Fran!
>medical hugs
How are you doing?
>>683488181
Same dude
>>683488262
Better luck next time buddy
>>683488301
Sure! Are you new here?
>tight hugs
Curie claimed
its been 54 hours since last fap i dont think i can make it. what are good ways to distract myself
>>683488262
Sometimes I feel like you're not even trying.
>>683488262
DON'T STOP BELIEVING!
>>683488262
Hows life going trips anon?
>>683488404
Very! And I hope that makes you as well.
>>683488262
You are not good at this. Let me try
>If trips get, he gets all waifus, except Fran, tomo, and hand
>>683488404
>>683488523
I'm good, about to hit DQ and play some Magic
>>683487984
I'm fine, eating some lasagne~ What about you?
>>683488124
Hehe~
>>683487735
Hey~ What's up?
>>683488654
yeah....that's good to hear, do anything fun today?
>>683488523
Yeah, I'm new! Nice to meet you!
