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Just picked up my dogs crap. The bags full. Trips decides
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>>683472912
whats the name of the dog?
<HORSE?

b8
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>>683472912
Eat it.
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Throw it over neighbours fence
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shoe on head
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>>683473186
It does kind of look like horse shit huh. No, I assure you it's dog shit. I live in the ghetto, not cousin fuck land snowflake.
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if i get trips, comment below decides
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put it back in your ass
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>>683473245
Eat it.
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Shove it up your asshole
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>>683474007
Eat it.
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>>683473704
what a dog is it? a mix of dog / bear and tiger?

never saw such a poop from a DOG
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go to a crowded place, throw it at someone and yell "and never shit on my lawn again"
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dump all of it.

then clean it up again.
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Put it in a brown paper bag, put on old fags door, light fire, ring bell. Profit
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>>683473245
this
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Make a sculpture.
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>>683474422
Rolling
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Shove it up your ass
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Eat it all
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Bin it then walk your dog
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Really? Where are the trips fags.
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>>683474422
rolling
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>>683473245
Eat it
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>>683474113
roll
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>>683474113
roll
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>>683474113
this
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Cum in it them eat it.
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>>683474113
hue
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fuck it
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>>683474113
roll
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Pour it onto the middle of the road in front of your house. Spread it out, lie down and make a shit angel
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>>683472912
Post pics of doggo.

Also, shove shit back inside of doggo.
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Eat it like a brownie
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>>683476991
roll
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>>683477164
meh
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>>683477213
too close
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Shove it back up your ass
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>>683477253
You're high as shit
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>>683472912
back i into a cake, take it to some sor of family gathering.... wait....
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>>683476991
Reroll
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Put it on your own front porch, light like 10 matches then put them out laying around the pile, and let it sit there for weeks so you look like a tard that can't light a pile of shit on fire.
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Microwave for 10 minutes then eat it
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>>683476991
Roll
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>>683472912
throw it in the trash outside
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Shove it back up the dogs ass
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>>683476991
Roll for this!
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Pour it all into the toilet and flush
Then scoop it out and spread it on your body.
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stream on youtube, eat it all
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>>683477907
reroll
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>>683477960
reroll
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Fuck it then eat it
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>>683476991
Roll
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My dog did this today. I threw the jeans in a trash bag and tossed it. Could probably still retrieve though, maybe I should put them back on
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Take a bit and put it up ur ass.
Take a bit and eat it.
Take the rest and put it in microwave with a fork.
Take the stuff left over, walk to your neighbor, and push it in his face, wrap it all in there real good.
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Microwave 3 min open it and breath take a vids and post
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throw it at a person's house, film it

ps, heres a video of me and my friends in middle school w some footage of egging cars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5N2kkQ4Nbg
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>>683477878
Reroll
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Spread on face pic and report
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>>683472912
Microwave 20 seconds and then eat it.
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In the toaster it goes
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>>683478243
Roll
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>>683478070
Roll
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>>683478221
Crap one off
Reroll
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>>683478221
ONE OFF!
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Walk over to your neighbor's house. It doesn't matter which one. Knock on the door. When someone comes to the door, say nothing. Keeping your face blank of all emotion, calmly reach into the bag, pull out a turd, and take a bite. Slowly and calmly, chew the shit several times, then swallow it, before taking another bite. Repeat this until either the shit is all gone or the neighbor closes the door/runs away.
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Cum on it and eat it
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>>683474113
Trips get
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Put it back in your yard
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>>683478070
Reroll
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>>683477878
Rerolling
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Trips has already been decided what are you faggots still replying for
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Put every piece of shit in a bucket, add water to it, put the bucket into the freezer, when it will turn into a hard, stiff piece of ice, crack it against some hard surface

ofc record the whole thing
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>>683478481
Tits or GTFO
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>>683478526
roll
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Jerk off and use it as lube
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>>683478070
This
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>>683478591
reroll
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>>683472912

wtf with dat crap... does your dog eat brainfucked rats who ate sluggy dogs ?
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>>683478481
b8
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>>683477878
Plz be it
Rerollllllllll
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>>683478481
newfag
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Use it to paint a picture of your dog and then show it to him. Bare hands.
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>>683472912
spread it all over your neighbors front door :D
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>>683478821
rolling for this
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>>683478481
I see no trips
Also Rerolling for below
>>683477878
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>>683473993
Roll
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>>683478821
THIS
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>>683478481
77680 it has to be at the end, newfag.
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Shove into all your electrical outlets
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>>683478070
Reroll
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Put it inside of your penis with a syringe
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>>683477878
Reroooollololololo
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1 large pile in front yard with sign that says "do not touch"
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>>683478821
Rerollingg
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>>683478623
reroll
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>>683479051
Reroll
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>>683479051
>>683477878
Rolling for these
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>>683479051
roll
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>>683478821
rollaids
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Eat it.
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>>683479051
Rolling
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Pour all of it into the back tank of your toilet. Enjoy it for weeks to cum
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>>683478821
Rerolling
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>>683478070
Roll
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>>683479051
>>683477878
Rerolling for these
I pray for the trips gods to be listening
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Show it all on your pillow and sleep on it
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>>683479051
This
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>>683478821
Rolling for this.
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Chew it in your mouth then spit it on your dog.
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put in bag, light on fire in front of neighbors door, ring doorbell, video
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Post the pic on facebook with no context
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>>683479051
Roll.
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>>683479696
That should count for something
and also rerolling for this>>683478821
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>>683479645
WHY NO TRIPS
REROLLING AGAIN
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>>683474786
roll
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>>683479051
rolling.
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>>683478821
Rolling for this
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>>683479051
Rolling
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Throw it in the bin. 888 get
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Put it in your computers Disk drive
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>>683479923
Roll
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throw it in the trash
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>>683479645
Rerolling again for the 69th time
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Blend with bleach and eat it
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>>683478821
roll
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>>683479923
>>683479962
Last roll for you man. 111 get.
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>>683478623
roll
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>>683478782
Thus
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>>683479952
>bin
roll
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>>683479952
roll
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>>683480002
so close XD
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>>683480023
Rolleto
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Film self put shit through letterbox. Ring doorbell then say "am mailman" to neighbour
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>>683479952
Reroolll
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>>683480023
Roll
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>>683474786
Roll for art
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Eat it fag
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>>683480023
Roll
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Mix it with water and then fap with it, sfterwards eat cum poo water micture
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>>683479952
Screw it I'm rolling for this instead
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>>683479051
this tbh
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>>683480199
WINNERRRRR
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>>683479051
Roll
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Put it in your hair
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>>683480236
>>683479952
right!?
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>>683480199
reroll
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>liquefy it with a blender
>pour it in a water gun
>run trough your neightborhood shooting at every sentient being that crosses your way
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insert back up your anus
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>>683480285
He didn't get trips fag
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put it back into dogs asshole
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>>683480023
>>683478070
Roll
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>>683480192
Rawl
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MFW OP WILL NOT DELIVER
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>>683479051
Reroll
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>>683477878
reroll
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Film yourself throwing it at your neighbour's house.
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>>683480417
Back implies he made it.
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>>683480337
reroll
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Through it away, and slap yourself for being a faggot.
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>>683480023
Reroll

This guy sure is lucky. Not much good could come of this.
Maybe you should try the casino today OP
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>>683479051
rolling
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inject it in your veins
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>>683479952
Rerolling
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>>683480227
reroll
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>>683480555
WINRAR OP DELIVER
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>>683480555
WINRAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>683480555
WINRAR
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>>683472912
Throw it away
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>>683478481
Yo mama so stupid she you
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>>683480555
oh shit
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>>683480417
Roll
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>>683480555
WINNER
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>>683480555
finally
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>>683480555
Rar
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>>683480555 OP deliver
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>>683480555
WINRAR!!!!!$$$$$$!!!!!!$$$$$$
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>>683480555
WINRAR
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>>683480023
Rollol
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Nigger
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bathe in it
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break it up in a blender. bake cakes with it. give cakes out to friends/family/coworkers
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>>683480555
YYYYYYEEESSSSSS
WINNNNNRAAARRR
Op is ├╝berfag if he does not deliver
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>>683480555
Winrar
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>>683480555
Do it nigger
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Put it into neighbour's mail box with a piece of paper saying "believe me this is dog shit"
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>>683480555
Wow. Now let's watch OP not deliver : D
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>>683480555
WINRAR
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OP... We are waiting.
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>>683480555
Op will never deliver
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Fags stop posting ideas someone already won
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NOW!
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>>683480875
/Ch/ump go back to twitter.
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>>683480983
i believe in OP you oldfag shit
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>>683480555
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>>683480555
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>>683481014
She's cute
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Happy National OP-Will-Not-Deliver Day!
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Cant wait to see that shit in your penis
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>>683478104

i really hope this a troll
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OP here setting up stream.
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>>683480555
Oh this is good
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>>683481344
hope whats not a troll
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>>683481555
Same trips, nice.
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>>683480555
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Too hard op wont deliver and left
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OP HERE:
Youtube live stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvYfRiJQIX8
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>>683478821
roll
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OP is a fucking loser and shouldn't make these kind of threads if he will not deliver, do OP's like this just want bumps for the thread? Why? What's the point? When you don't deliver everyone in your precious thread just thinks you're a fucking tool and hopes you die, do you get a rise out of that OP? Or are you just bored?
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And so, this thread dies... is somebody actually expecting OP to do that shit?
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>>683482202
Only thing more faggot than OP is this guy ^
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>>683482202
>>>/reddit/
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There should be a thing in threads like this where OP's personal information is held in like some sort of a comment escrow. should they not deliver they are doxed
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>>683482510
i also expected niggers to behave like human beeings. so, as dump as i am, i actually do. yes.
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>>683480555
Do it fag
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I'm wondering if it's even posible for shit to pass trough a syringe.
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>>683479904
Winrar
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