Just picked up my dogs crap. The bags full. Trips decides
Put it on your own front porch, light like 10 matches then put them out laying around the pile, and let it sit there for weeks so you look like a tard that can't light a pile of shit on fire.
Pour it all into the toilet and flush
Then scoop it out and spread it on your body.
My dog did this today. I threw the jeans in a trash bag and tossed it. Could probably still retrieve though, maybe I should put them back on
Take a bit and put it up ur ass.
Take a bit and eat it.
Take the rest and put it in microwave with a fork.
Take the stuff left over, walk to your neighbor, and push it in his face, wrap it all in there real good.
Walk over to your neighbor's house. It doesn't matter which one. Knock on the door. When someone comes to the door, say nothing. Keeping your face blank of all emotion, calmly reach into the bag, pull out a turd, and take a bite. Slowly and calmly, chew the shit several times, then swallow it, before taking another bite. Repeat this until either the shit is all gone or the neighbor closes the door/runs away.
Trips has already been decided what are you faggots still replying for
Put every piece of shit in a bucket, add water to it, put the bucket into the freezer, when it will turn into a hard, stiff piece of ice, crack it against some hard surface
ofc record the whole thing
Pour all of it into the back tank of your toilet. Enjoy it for weeks to cum
Film self put shit through letterbox. Ring doorbell then say "am mailman" to neighbour
Op is überfag if he does not deliver
OP is a fucking loser and shouldn't make these kind of threads if he will not deliver, do OP's like this just want bumps for the thread? Why? What's the point? When you don't deliver everyone in your precious thread just thinks you're a fucking tool and hopes you die, do you get a rise out of that OP? Or are you just bored?
i also expected niggers to behave like human beeings. so, as dump as i am, i actually do. yes.