Dubs decide
OP will do his best to deliver so apologies if fag
>What am I supposed to say guys?
Send her this picture
>>683466700
Winrar
>>683466700
do eeeet
>>683466700
fuck my life, she's from my class you fucking faggot, i know her in person
>>683466700
kek'ed
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past! Are you feeling it now?
>>683467101
never gonna happen buddy
>>683467101
"will do his best to beliver" deliver or fuck off faggot
>>683466470
>No
>Ok
Betamax, you already fucked up. Might as well send her a pic of nigger ass and dick.
>>683466700
>>683467101
>>683467707
OP here, I know I know I am a massive faggot.
But I can't fucking send her gay porn. She knows me. Sorry for dissapoint
>>683467728
i know I'm a massive cuck
>>683468106
Stfu filthy faggot
>>683468106
>>683468106
Fag
>>683467553
roll
>>683468106
What are we to you? If you say we're just friends, I'll kill myself.
>>683468106
You've done the right thing. You'll look back on this and be happy that you didn't do what the cool kids told you to do to your friends back then.
Op is a retarded beta faggot
/thread
>>683468106
>I'm a disappointment to mankind, cannot keep a promise and all in all I'm a giant fucking faggot
rollin, you faggot
>>683468413
/b/rothers
>>683468106
I feel like shit, can we talk?
>>683468106
What am I to you? Answer honestly please.
I want to know what you think of me
Ask for nudes
>>683468608
(just to get a conversation going)
>>683468413
rolling for this
>>683466470
After class i smell your seat, it always smells like heaven one day i hope i get to smell your asshole
>>683468106
Well then stop asking the internet for suggestions.
>>683468222
Trips have spoken
>>683468733
OH BOI
>>683468679
Roll but you have to tell her "ask for nudes"
>>683468788
Winrar
>>683468733
Winrar
>>683468106
damn i love the smell of your hair.i only smell it twice though.it gave me instant boner.god...i keep dreaming of ripping your hair out of your head and eating them.they are delicious.
tell her you want to fuck but youre sure she couldnt handle the dick.
>>683468733
Too bad OP is a massive FAGGOT! Fucking pussy white boi
>>683468222
Well then it is settled. Send her "Stfu filthy faggot"
OP will never do it will he ?
Is op fag?
want to come to my cousin's circumcision party next week? There will be free alcohol
Op here wait a second I'm uploading
OP what the fuck were you expecting to happen? For us to get you laid? Stop being a faggot and post results.
>>683469524
photoshopping*
>>683469519
This but add "p.s. My cousin is 32 and hung like a mule"
>>683469767
Kek roll
I am a massive cuck. Sincere sorry guys, if you want you can leave. I couldn't send what you told me but I got the courage to send this instead. What reply>
>>683468413
roll
>>683469767
Lolling, rolling.
Check em
>>683469832
DIDNT SAY NO
For a little of the ol humpy rumpy
>>683469832
Sex
>>683469832
no one gives a shit anymore, gtfo if you won't even deliver, you fucking pussy.
>>683469832
Look, I like you. I think that we can hang out, and if things go well, maybe we can cuddle, or more. Just humor me and see how things might work out.
>>683469832
For some Netflix and chill.
Op you are too summer to deliver properly... Let's try again...
Rolling for: I want to introduce you to my parents
>>683469832
Pizza and a fuck
No
Well it doesn't have to be Pizza.
Gotta hit em with the classics now and then OP
>>683469832
Shitty bait, fuck you op
>>683469832
"to fuck."
>>683469832
Say
"So you can watch me kill myself because I'm such a colossal faggot who doesn't deserve life"
Seriously. Fuck you, bitch made piece of fagshit.
Check my dubs
>>683469832
To Netflix and chill. ;) ;)
>>683470000
YES
AND NOW DELIVER OP
>>683470000
wow must obey quadrinos. I am sending this
>OP here
>>683469832
So you can help me build the lego set my dad bought me.
for this
>>683469832
Shes wants the D, tell her come over get drunk and lets bang
>>683470000
>>683470136
Doitfgt
>>683470203
Yea, and then what happens when she gets there and sees his 2 inch cock?
>>683470000
Don't be a fag op, send this
>>683470000
Jesus Christ, I almost maybe kinda feel sorry for OP
>>683470136
OP, you are bound by honour here. You must do it.
Just do it OP you massive faggot, if you are not going to deliver don't bother making a topic
>>683470267
did it, waiting results
>>683470000
Quads, and it's to the point. OP has to use this.
>>683470271
Profit..
>>683470351
Bullshit. Post screenshot showing you sent it
>>683470000
Come on OP, you have to do it
>>683470271
that's true, my dick is quite small
>>683470351
I hope you're normally a humorous guy, cause you're not getting out of this one easily.
D E L I V E R
E
L
I
V
E
R
>>683470000
JUST DO IT!
>>683470351
Proof... Don't go fagging on us
The quads aligned for /b here.
All praise the quads
OP you better scream quads when you blow your load on her tonight
What reply?
>something not nasty
>>683470846
confidence
100-0
>>683470846
send dick pic
>>683470846
>no
>>683470846
Fine, i'll text your friend for sex
what about to just hang out and see where things go from there?
>>683470933
Welp
you could have the best 2 inch of your life, dont miss the chance
>>683470988
Dubs has spoken
>>683470933
I send it
>>683470988
this
>>683470846
Now would be a good time to post that gay pic
>>683470846
Well, fuck you then
>>683471131
Your not OP
>>683471266
He still has to send that one
>>683471266
I am, I am posting results in a minute
>>683470988
Yissaaa
You're a fucking ugly bitch, I wanna stab you death and play around in your blood.
>>683471392
post a screenshot so we can ensure.
>>683471467
Edgy
op is a massive fag stupid cock sucker bitch i'm outta here
>>683471467
Roll
Why is /b/ so inpatient
>>683470988
kek
>>683471531
Its a meme you dip
>>683471266
I am OP
Do I still have a chance?
>>683471670
Its a meme you dip
>>683471710
oh shit op
>>683471710
she's into it, get drunk and sex her
>>683471710
you have one chance. ask for anal instead.
>>683471710
yeah dude, tell her to meet you right now and have few drinks.
>>683471710
No. You're a beta.
Maybe if we'll get to know each other better you'll give me a chance. I'm not as bad as the stories tell
>>683471710
you aren't even aiming for sex anymore.
You are directly going to the friendzone
What if I bring some roofies to lighten the mood? I'll put on the Cosby show and you'll wake up in the morning and everything will be ok.
>>683471710
All you need now op is some "Nytol" and your in there
>>683471710
You're a textbook beta orbiter you faggot. I hope she uses you like the tampon you are.
>>683471868
Trust me I know.
>>683471710
That's cool. I'm happy with just a BJ
>>683470203
She wouldn't want that nigger/dog/disgusting lookin dick anyhow. Femanon here
>>683471935
this will get you laid, trust me.
>>>683471710
No sex then, really. I just want to hang out, and watch a movie or something.
>>683471710
No haha. She's so uninterested it's painful to watch you trying.
>>683471897
roll
>>683472038
KEK! I'M SENDING THIS
>OP here
>>683471917
Friendzone can be seen as a tactical retreat.
Once there, all OP has to do is whip out his dick and start swinging it in her face.
>>683472125
Roll
>>683471710
OP, you're in. Dont fuck it up.
She may say no sex, but it's a test. She'll eventually fuck you, just dont suddenly turn into a beta faggot.
Dont say that coming over for sex was a joke, that'll totally ruin your chances. Stand by it and let her treat it as a joke.
>>683472071
This (it won't get you laid, but at least your reputation won't be that bad afterwards)
>>683471710
Fuck you i am tired of being friendzoned by every girl i meet, i will find you and rape your drugged up body you cunt
Say "wanna netflix and chill instead?"
>>683472240
Edgy
>>683472228
but he won't do that since he's a beta fag
>>683471710
don't fuck up now, i think you can get laid.
>>683472366
Dubs confirm
>>683471710
You don't deserve to hang out with her tbh
>>683472366
He's in the friendzone for a reason. He's beta.
>>683472366
or will I?
>>683472232
>just dont suddenly turn into a beta faggot.
are you fucking serious? she flat out denied him twice now and he's still talking to her.
OP is 100% an underage faggot and everyone saying he can get laid is so delusional.
Post pics of this whore
>>683472366
Implying that people are actually swinging there dicks in girls faces.
>>683471710
Listen, get into the friendzone because past this point I think all you'll do is piss her off. Try again with another girl, but don't be a faggot next time.
>>683472569
Surprise_cum_on_her_hair.gif
OP send massive cock.
she will change her mind
>>683472530
bruh, the 'sex' reply got him major points despite being a pussy ass faggot that she doesnt mind coming over to hang out.
There's still hope for OP, and nudes.
Dont you want to help to get some nudes?
Now?
>>683468106
What have you ever done for this planet?
"Do you like poetry?
Roses are red
violets are blue
I'm using my hand
but i'm thinking of you"
works 100%
>>683472815
Yes right now, and get pics
>>683472815
>Now?
>>683472815
What did you do OP? You got balls, I'll give you that.
>>683472815
she's asking if you want a blowjob right NOW.
stupid nigger
>>683472851
I have done my research
>>683472915
roll
>>683468106
Fuck off u cunt ass nigga
Dubs decided so send it mothafucka
>>683472915
roll for this
>>683472815
If you're not busy
>>683472815
No. ring my doorbell when it is 14:42 in China and yell "Hulehehetzel, im coming for my brezel"
cant explain now, just pls do it.
>>683470203
OP
send this for fuck sake!
>>683473033
So did
>Fuck off u cunt ass nigga
Win?
>>683472915
roll!!!!!!!!!!!
>>683472815
why the fuck are women so complicated and confusing?
>>683472815
yep. Bring a horse whip if you have one
I mean, I'm free, and if you're free.. why wouldn't we have some fun, right? :P
>>683472815
Interesting response.
>>683473136
*whores
*sluts
>>683468413
My ass
>>683473136
Your mom wasn't if i do say so myself.
>>683472915
rollin' rollin' rollin'
>>683473188
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>683472815
Well, after whatever time it takes for you to get your cute ass over here.
>>683472815
whenever you want babe
we can chill with a drink afterwards if you feel like it
Yeah, I've got a yard full of dick and a bucket full of balls. So yeah, why not?
>>683473136
Because they have nothing better to do in their lives but deceive and create drama. Or at least the girlier ones do.
>>683473188
winrawr
>>683468733
Winrar
>>683473266
They don't count because samefag
>>683473266
>>683473188
You have two choices OP.
>>683473299
haha, dubs 2 times in a row. 77 get
>>683473281
this
>>683473266
winrarrr
op deliver
>>683472815
holy shit op you glorious bastard you might get a blowjob dont fuck this up
>>683473266
ayyy
>>683472915
nigga do it
>>683473188
>>683473266
winrar
>>683468966
>Winrar
Winrar
>>683473377
take my double dubs as a command to NOT FUCK THIS UP
>>683473377
>>683473266
>>683473188
>pokemon theme playing
Is op ded
>>683470271
she will never come you are a beta fag but with a huge cock reputation. profit with other girls
Your first mistake was coming to 4chan for this, OP. You have no one to blame but yourself. Think of that when you look back on this day.
Do whatever the fuck you are doing and make her come over right NOW op
Wanna fuck?
>>683473377
is this really happening??
>if yes it will be my first BJ ever
>>683472815
charge your phone or this will all end!
>>683473548
How am I a beta fag for not wanting to send SOMEONE ELSES cock? Rofl, I send my own you faggot.
>>683473669
Say yes, I'll see you in a few hours.
;)
>>683473669
ok, at my place tonight is ok?
>>683466470
In b4 blueballs and oral herpes -> genital herpes transfer.
>>683473669
Tell her " my dick is deformed, is that okay?"
>>683473669
You should thank us faggot.
>>683473669
nice.
ill start cleaning my dick now.
What do you prefer: Strawberry or Lemon soap?
>>683469832
WOW OP IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRAVE!!!!!!!!!! HE ASKED A REAL WOMAN TO COME OVER TO HIS SHITCAVE!!!! HOPE SHE LAUGHS ABOUT UR SMALL DICK FAGGOT
>>683473669
sure ill message you later tonight
>>683473669
gg betafag, try not to jam in 5 seconds your reputation for other potential BJ are depending on it...
PS: it is not fair to have a BJ and not give head in return.
>>683473669
how??????????
>>683473833
THIS!!
>>683473669
>>683473770
dont make him never reply back to that slut lmaoo. let the kid enjoy his first bj
>>683473833
hf dude.
u better have some scented soap at home now
>>683473740
That's a beta suggestion, lose the question mark.
>>683473669
Hop in the shower, wank it, clean your asshole too, clean up your room and easy on the cologne
>>683473669
I don't think she will be giving you a BJ
>>683473669
do you swallow?
>>683470000
Checked :`(
Such beauty
>>683473871
I'm wondering the same
>OP here
>>683473669
WTF?! FIRST SHE SAYS NO TO SEX BUT THEN YES TO A BJ?! HOW?!?
>>683473669
She's going to fuck Chad and then come over and tell you about it. Holy shit you are such a fucking beta faggot, you're clearly underage as well.
Sh>>683473669
She is obviously making fun with friends over you.
Maybes she on the rag
send big cock pic
she will come sooner
>>683473669
no way
If dubs say "sorry but im gay and this was a dare from my black boyfriend"
>>683473669
Quick op set up a cam in ur room record bj and post it on /b/ and become a fucking legend op
>>683474026
and so are we
>>683473842
>WOW OP IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRAVE!!!!!!!!!! HE ASKED A REAL WOMAN TO COME OVER TO HIS SHITCAVE!!!! HOPE SHE LAUGHS ABOUT UR SMALL DICK FAGGOT
WOW OP IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRAVE!!!!!!!!!! HE ASKED A REAL WOMAN TO COME OVER TO HIS SHITCAVE!!!! HOPE SHE LAUGHS ABOUT UR SMALL DICK FAGGOT
>>683473669
>it's his birthday
>his birthday
>his
Guess who's fucking her in the ass tonight anon. Protip: It's not you
>>683474100
Kek
>>683473871
all women are whores
or shes trollin
>>683474100
Well done.
>>683474121
Become a hero OP the time is now
>>683473975
I think she is playing around with you.
Don't mean to break the "well done OP" thing but yeah...
>>683472815
Godspeed, you glorious bastard, you.
>>683474004
Or
>>683474026
I think it seems pretty obvious that you're being played with.
>>683474121
OP HERE, THINKING OF DOING THIS
>always been a fan of american pie
>>683474100
>>683471710
WOW OP IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRAVE!!!!!!!!!! HE ASKED A REAL WOMAN TO COME OVER TO HIS SHITCAVE!!!! HOPE SHE LAUGHS ABOUT UR SMALL DICK FAGGOT
>>683473669
Of course. There's no hurry.
>>683474100
Winrar.
>>683473669
Yes, you glorious bastard! It's happening just don't fuck it up, get yourself cleaned and shaved and get ready dont bail now
>>683474026
This guy knows
>>683474337
Faggot
>>683474186
Op is getting sloppy seconds
>mfw she denies OP a blowjob
>>683474165
>>WOW OP IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRAVE!!!!!!!!!! HE ASKED A REAL WOMAN TO COME OVER TO HIS SHITCAVE!!!! HOPE SHE LAUGHS ABOUT UR SMALL DICK FAGGOT
>WOW OP IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRAVE!!!!!!!!!! HE ASKED A REAL WOMAN TO COME OVER TO HIS SHITCAVE!!!! HOPE SHE LAUGHS ABOUT UR SMALL DICK FAGGOT
WOW OP IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRAVE!!!!!!!!!! HE ASKED A REAL WOMAN TO COME OVER TO HIS SHITCAVE!!!! HOPE SHE LAUGHS ABOUT UR SMALL DICK FAGGOT
all the jelly anons wow
>>683474100
Dubs have spoken
>>683474315
Dont think op just do it
>>683473669
Epic Win?
>>683474403
he got experience with a large amount of chicks who laughed their asses of him
>>683466470
femanon here. you sound like disgusting human beings, and I would never bf you or even have you as friends. you would probably realise that i'm too pretty for you anyway, and I guess that you wouldn't even dare speaking to me IRL
also, I'm not posting tits, because i have the right to post on this website without getting slut shamed. also, i'm an oldfag and i know that that rule does only apply to attention whores
>>683473669
Oh snap, son, could this be a massive fucking win?
>>683474723
tits or GTFO
>>683474723
If this is a copypasta it's a pretty boring one.
>>683474685
kek
Still makes him right
>>683473033
Winrar
>>683474723
Suck a fat dick
>>683474884
Great job, you took the b8.
>>683474723
whats that smelly smell? it smells like fish in here
>>683474723
>>683474723
>is an attention whore
>it doesn't apply to me because I'm not an attention whore
>>683474723
Shut up you baiting cunt
>>683473981
A BJ isnt the same as sex is it
>>683474723
>only attention whores
You're right, but i'm still totally going to ask for tits
>>683474723
yeah you need to stfu, we dont wanna see your dick. just... stfu
>>683473669
You better not fucking blow him first, are you going to fuck him? You better not. I fucking love you. I have for years. Even before we met I kept an eye on you because I knew you deserved to be with me. It was destiny for us to be together, and it finally happens tonight hehe. See you soon babe :)
>>683474723
shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich
>>683474337
WOW OP IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRAVE!!!!!!!!!! HE ASKED A REAL WOMAN TO COME OVER TO HIS SHITCAVE!!!! HOPE SHE LAUGHS ABOUT UR SMALL DICK FAGGOT
>>683474723
>clearly attentionwhoring by telling everyone you are female when you had no reason to
TITS or GTFO
>>683473669
Virginfag detected
>>683474977
Dubs says so
>>683475185
Bitch looks like the Children of the Forest
