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Homura claimed, minimalistic edition
Akiko claimed
>>683464080
That's actually totally legit
"Honey is known to contain botulinum spores, and these spores can develop into bacteria that produce botulinum toxin inside your child. Botulinum toxin is one of the most toxic substances known. It only takes one millionth of a gram of Botulinum toxin to kill a baby through paralysis."
You should know this is still a very very small chance but it's there
>>683464275
Got some nice tunes you can recommend me?
Shiki claimed
Claimed.
Sweaty Makifag reporting in from run
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, breakfast!
>>683464275
Bummer. You could always start calling other peoples waifus shit again? That seemed to entertain you earlier?
ech theres nothing to do
Pat leader standing by
Megumin claimed~
>>683464635
What do you want to listen to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTvfwd3JZTE
Claiming the best waifu
>>683464544
mandatory cc claim
>>683464655
>>683464777
>>683464719
How long did you go for?
>>>683464402
if you run into any problem let me know
>>683464922
not run for about a year since I quit the gym because I moved to university, managed 8.5km in 59 minutes running from where I live to my new house
>>683464761
>>683465118
>fugg no image
Tenryuu claimed
>>683464906
Yes yes I saw that.
>>683464821
Awoooo~
>>683465009
never ceases* happy now?
>>683465070
Still trying to get a proper picture fit.
>>683465118
That's still acceptable for a solo run when out of shape.
>>683464728
>breakfast
it's 9:30 pm here but I'd be down
>>683464789
>explodes
>>683464810
This apparenty, but I didn't know it yet
Idk I like pretty much all genres so it really depends on the track though I favor faster energetic music
>>683465040
>
No honest way out.
How has today treated you fags?
>>683465159
This makes me uncomfortable
Are you here~
I'm home from work guys...
>>683464810
Hello Homu~ <3
>>683465236
try Danbooru or yande.re if you need a higher resolution
>>683465236
managed to get about 4km~ actually running, raggedly walked in intervals. Pretty proud. My goal in the next 2yrs is to run a marathon. Gotta start back somewhere
>>683465380
I am~
>>683465359
its just a pat bro
>>683465442
Please, if anything it's because my larger images are not square enough.
>>683465301
>>explodes
>
>>683465665
>>683465236
shall i aim to brighten the mood?
>>683465301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqXRpbXzLUI
>>683465433
Hello charming frog!
>>683463208
not much really, just the usual day of doing nothing
>rattle
>sachi claim
>>683465770
I'm sorry I haven't been in the best of moods lately, though it's been improving today.
>>683465722
>>683465678
resize with photoshop or any online editor
>>683465838
How are you feeling at the moment dear?
>>683465493
Sorry in late~
gym makes me want to die even more than usual
>Mugi
>>683466011
But then the image get ugly or I have to cut out a part.
>>683466039
Im pretty good myself but im a bit worried about someone else.
>>683465892
dw about it man
here, something to cheer you up
though it may not work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax7tmaYObIQ
>>683466119
Atleast you have the motivation to go in the first place.
>>683465951
Hello there
Atago~
>>683466315
>motivation
I don't have a choice.
>>683466166
let me see the image
>>683465881
Fun stuff. Know the feeling though. I've been fairly bored lately too.
>>683466422
What's forcing you to go?
>>683466446
Still trying out candidates, got a specific res I should be aiming for?
>>683466351
Hey there, how are you?
>>683466551
School
I don't know if it's just the state that I live in but once I take one year of gym I don't need to take it anymore
>>683466249
Well then, I'm sorry my dear. I'll be here hoping it all works out for you.
>Tsuyu
>>683466671
It could be worse.
It could also be better.
Although that applies to most of us.
>>683465433
>checked
Hello Tsuyu
>>683465838
That's actually pretty fucking good
It's energetic yet relaxing
>>683466815
Never heard of anything like that, pretty odd.
>>683466659
9.25" x 7.75 for a perfect fit
but you can use any larger size and resize it on the editor
you can also add a border on the safe zone
>>683465301
Try this.
https://youtu.be/q-psOWW3M5I
>>683467000
Checked
D.va is best girl
McCree is my main man
wew lads it's nearly Game of Thrones time here in the UK, back to lurking
Obligatory claim.
>>683466957
What about this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO7kCUjUaUE
>>683466818
I know man I know!
>>683467461
>>683467081
I guess I shouldn't be complaining then kek
>>683466930
True that, anything exciting going on in WoT?
>>683467461
What's up Hand?
![[anon intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xSbJD2G.jpg "[anon intensifies].jpg")
>>683467351
Mercy is better
>despite i'm shit with her
>or my teammates are shit
>it's mostly because my temmates are shit
>>683467517
>
>>683466957
Heya Peaches.
>>683467476
Feel better
>>683467777
Preach it.
>>683467238
No I meant picture res, but found it, 950 x 800 or Higher. Probably going for this one.
>>683467777
Check'd
>>683467791
I will tell that to the person who im worrying about!
>>683467517
>
>>683467634
Not much but the ceiling, my day's been alright. Thanks for asking, man. How's your day been?
>>683467886
Don't believe Tenryuu's lies, he's terrible at Mercy.
>>683467627
Haven't turned it on yet.
I've got normie responsibilities to do.
Although I wish I could be a degenerate 24/7.
>>683467777
Quads confirm
>>683467777
Quads confirmed
>check'd
>>683467973
Good.
>Tsuyu
has anyone ever had one of those cookie pizza things? im having a slice right now and i feel like im going to throw up.
not because it tastes bad though
>>683467300
Thanks Tats, nice dubs
I love it. The irregularity makes it very appealing
>>683467476
I already knew this one but it's been a long time
Still good though, thanks fam
>>683467777
Nice quads there
>>683467791
How you doing Froggo?
>>683467461
Sup Halohandmasterofpats
How are ya doing today?
>>683468184
>cookie pizza
Only in America.
>>683468021
>Mercy
I heard she was Overwatc's little healslut.
Is it like TF2 'Good Medic + Decent Heavy = Won Round' levels of bad?
>>683468269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYhazrEYYW0
>>683468184
>cookie pizza
What unholy abomination have you cooked up over there?
> im having a slice right now and i feel like im going to throw up.
yeah I can imagine
>>683468349
Its just a pizza sized cookie, asshole.
>>683468516
>Overwatc's
Fucking kill me.
>>683468349
figures.
i dont know how i eat all this shit and
1 - never gain weight
2 - not getting fat
>>683468542
Its a fucking cookie that is the size of a pizza research first cocksucker
>>683467461
Hey there.
>>683468138
Yeah me too, real life responsibilities suck but they're necessary because the world sucks.
>>683468516
Let's say that a few Mercy's, one Rainhart and one well-placed Bastion could win a defender round
>>683468015
Normal so far, nothing new to report.
>>683468184
>Cookie Pizza
As an Italian I feel offended.
>>683468622
Metabolism, I don't even understand where all the food I eat goes since I don't get fat and don't shit much either.
>>683468728
Cookie
The
Size
Of
A
Pizza
Learn to read dipshit
I think I'm just gonna sleep forever.
>>683468837
>>683468295
>mile long nick name you got there
>I like it
I'm doing alright, just relaxing as usual. Enjoying the slow going cool day. How about you, beautiful?
>>683468688
Heyo, horror buddy. You get some sleep?
>>683468728
Ah alright, same as usual I suppose.
What you doing right now?
>>683468542
my mom brought the fucking thing home for Mother's Day lmao
>>683468837
>>683468674
>>683468543
TO BE FAIR CiCi's Pizza actually does make chiocolate chip pizza
>>683468824
If that's the case then my metabolism is incredibly high
>>683468837
Wow, someone surely is mad.
>>683468994
Just watching some streams and listening to music, the usual.
claimed
>>683468937
As pleasant as that sounsds how will you cheer me up then? Im sure the rest of /waifu/ will miss you too.
>>683468714
Until Mei freezes them all with a reaper going DIE DIE DIE.
>>683468588
With a pommel?
>>683468994
i can extend it a bit more i think.
About the same, but replace the cool with unusually hot one.
Right now im just sitting back, drinking tea and bullying Neo.
>>683467936
looks good
>>683469410
I'unno
>>683468269
https://youtu.be/VDDnuZAL9ps
https://youtu.be/Nf7uIehK2ec
https://youtu.be/_0orVtdCCyE
https://youtu.be/2YmldUPigp4
Put this in your pipe and smoke it.
>>683466488
yeah i want to do something but idk i just don't really have any motivation
>dubs rattle
>Did somebody say Neopolitan and that stuff
We're back.
Again.
Overwatch is gone for 17 days or so. My life is meaningless.
Ice cream.
>Yay.
>>683469209
Huh, well I'm glad you're just relaxing, buddy.
>I accidentally just ate a small rock
>>683469582
How's bullying Neo going, buddy?
Tea? Mmmm.
friendly reminder ~
>>683470102
ok time to eat some actual food
to be honest the "Americans are obese" stereotype offends me considering I'm underweight
>>683469848
Who needs Ice cream when we got your sweet self to converse with.
How's your day going aside from overwatch withdraw, buddy?
>claiming yume
befor droping in my bed
>inb4 kys
>inb4 kill yourself
yes yes I will try while I am asleep
Reminder that all your waifus belong to objectively superior animated females.
Dio-sama...
>>683469882
Everything is just wonderful.
>>683470470
let me just leave this here
<23:08:40> "Yume" disconnected (Explosiv diarrhea just hit me!)
>>683470470
rip
>>683470682
nuh uh
>>683470183
you get it
>>683470757
yes I knew that would be of use atleast once
Just here. Claiming my AzuNyan.
>>683470455
Well, apart from accidentally leaking my name and phone number to Syndra and Graf and being bullied for it, it was an alright day. Got in a lot of Junkrat gameplay before the beta ended. Still seeing that lewd posting Neo around, so that sucks.
Though I'm feeling pretty shit about myself right now. I haven't been to the gym in a week and a half and I feel like I'm losing everything I've worked for because I busted my fucking shoulder lifting.
Yourself?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GTenbRPN6A
>>683471003
Hehe, that sucks. Try having your personal info leaked to an entire community, now that's a bitch. Hope they aren't being too rough on ya.
Just ignore the lewdposter, he'll get tired after a bit. Or not, best thing to do is to pretend he doesn't exist if he's stressing you out.
I'm sorry to hear that man, I hope your shoulder heals soon.
>pats
I'm doing fine, slow and cool day. Just relaxing right now with some music.
>>683468994
Yeah went to sleep a while after you did, got quads with my goodnight post.
>>683471563
Well, its not like we do anything weird there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtl5TmfnUwo
>>683471516
Favorite album?
>>683471693
Oh, well I hope you slept well, friendo. Up to anything right now?
Quads? Neat.
>>683471721
Sounds a lot like the calls I usually do. Heh.
>>683472068
Forgot picture.
Ugh.
>>683469803
Better than me. I don't even want to do anything. I just want to not be bored by magic. lol
Rory late claim
Anyone here watch FunHaus?
>>683472068
Doing laundry, considering shaving, that's about it.
>>683471743
Its not like I listen to them for long and I haven't even listened to whole exmilitary yet.
Hard to pick between notm and bp.
>>683471563
So my internet died again and Syndra used up all my fucking data so I can't hang around for long. They're not giving me a rough time just called me once and that's all.
Probably gonna go to bed now. No internet - why even live? So night everyone.
>Neo
Hello.
>>683472648
Goodbye.
>>683472392
And how's your day going, Rory?
>>683472451
Ahh, alright. Sounds relaxing.
I shaved yesterday, heh.
>>683472573
Damn, that sucks.
I hope you sleep warm and well, beautiful.
>>683472689
Wasn't me this time.
>>683472454
Quickest DG album to get into is TMS.
For my money Jenny Death/NotM is the best.
>I haven't even listened to BP yet apart from Hot Head and IKGBPGI
Why self?
>>683472573
im not sorry
>>683472995
probably because you are a piece of shit
Kill yourself
>>683469800
Whew, took me a while to go through that
First one was a bit off but they're all pretty nice
Good taste you got there Tats
>>683472648
Heya Galko
>>683472648
Hello, Gold. What's up?
>>683472773
Just woke up and chugged a quick instant coffee. So not too bad.
>>683472401
Occasionally, became less entertained by all of RT over time
>>683472648
Hi
>>683473059
That's mostly true
>>683473107
Morning Rory
>choosing coffee over tea
>instant coffee
Why?
>>683473078
Hi Akiko.
>>683473085
Nothing really. I just got home from work.
>>683473129
Hi.
>>683473107
Hope you slept well.
Instant Coffee? Mmmm, sounds like a pleasant morning so far.
>>683473181
God I hate you
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
How's everyone doing today?~
>>683473410
Great here comes a slut
>>683472869
>I haven't even listened to BP yet apart from Hot Head and IKGBPGI
Hot Head is actually my least liked song in the entire album. You should go listen to it, like right now.
>>683473395
Did work go well, handsome?
>>683473488
Sassy.
>>683472648
Welcome back.
>>683472773
It'd be more relaxing if I didn't have to do anything.
>>683473250
Its what we have and the kick is stronget. Also, cant really mix tea with chocolate for mocha goodness.
>>683473402
Its not so harsh when you mix in the milk first. Makes the water not burn it.
>>683473410
Looks like you have a friend
>>683473410
Hi Noire.
>>683473613
Breast friend.
>>683473579
Not really.
>>683473129
Probably a retarded question, but, what is "RT"?
>>683473078
Plaid's pretty weird like that.
>>683473407
Have no shame Anon, show us your true identity, I always post my waifu when I have something to say.
>>683473518
No can do, listening to Tomoyuki Aoki's and Harutaka Mochizuki's collab.
>>683473407
>>683473700
Rape Train
>>683473488
What a great way to start posting.
>>683473665
I don't want to guess who it is.
>>683473698
Hey Galko.
>>683473700
Rooster Teeth
>>683473817
Well fuck off then you cheeky cunt
>>683473665
>off by one
> cant really mix tea with chocolate
You haven't even tried
I'd recommend Indian chai tea for that
>>683473744
>checked
Yeah I figure he is. Would it be worth it to check out more of his stuff later?
>>683473744
I don't recognize any of those names but so far your music taste has always impressed me. Got any link?
>>683473853
I don't like Rooster Teeth either, but I don't see much of it on the channel anymore.
>>683473928
Looks like someone is mad for no reason.
>>683472253
eh i guess
>bored rattles
>>683473928
u wot m8
>sachi
>>683474089
Well get the fuck outta hea then, you goddamn normie
>>683473928
You seem upset.
>>683474041
well just because FH are under RT now, watched nearly every FH video when they came out but tend to only watch them on slow days now
>new bread
>maki
>>683474197
>you seem mad
> get the fuck outta hea then
That makes absolutely no sense
>>683474197
It's not like that this is going to change anything you know.
>Noire
