Waifu claiming thread
Homura claimed, minimalistic edition
That's actually totally legit
"Honey is known to contain botulinum spores, and these spores can develop into bacteria that produce botulinum toxin inside your child. Botulinum toxin is one of the most toxic substances known. It only takes one millionth of a gram of Botulinum toxin to kill a baby through paralysis."
You should know this is still a very very small chance but it's there
Got some nice tunes you can recommend me?
>If dubs, breakfast!
Bummer. You could always start calling other peoples waifus shit again? That seemed to entertain you earlier?
What do you want to listen to?
Yes yes I saw that.
never ceases* happy now?
Still trying to get a proper picture fit.
That's still acceptable for a solo run when out of shape.
it's 9:30 pm here but I'd be down
This apparenty, but I didn't know it yet
Idk I like pretty much all genres so it really depends on the track though I favor faster energetic music
No honest way out.
How has today treated you fags?
I'm home from work guys...
Hello Homu~ <3
managed to get about 4km~ actually running, raggedly walked in intervals. Pretty proud. My goal in the next 2yrs is to run a marathon. Gotta start back somewhere
Please, if anything it's because my larger images are not square enough.
shall i aim to brighten the mood?
Hello charming frog!
not much really, just the usual day of doing nothing
I'm sorry I haven't been in the best of moods lately, though it's been improving today.
How are you feeling at the moment dear?
But then the image get ugly or I have to cut out a part.
Im pretty good myself but im a bit worried about someone else.
dw about it man
here, something to cheer you up
though it may not work
Atleast you have the motivation to go in the first place.
Fun stuff. Know the feeling though. I've been fairly bored lately too.
What's forcing you to go?
Still trying out candidates, got a specific res I should be aiming for?
I don't know if it's just the state that I live in but once I take one year of gym I don't need to take it anymore
It could be worse.
It could also be better.
Although that applies to most of us.
That's actually pretty fucking good
It's energetic yet relaxing
Never heard of anything like that, pretty odd.
D.va is best girl
McCree is my main man
wew lads it's nearly Game of Thrones time here in the UK, back to lurking
What about this one.
I know man I know!
True that, anything exciting going on in WoT?
Mercy is better
>despite i'm shit with her
>or my teammates are shit
>it's mostly because my temmates are shit
No I meant picture res, but found it, 950 x 800 or Higher. Probably going for this one.
Not much but the ceiling, my day's been alright. Thanks for asking, man. How's your day been?
Don't believe Tenryuu's lies, he's terrible at Mercy.
Haven't turned it on yet.
I've got normie responsibilities to do.
Although I wish I could be a degenerate 24/7.
has anyone ever had one of those cookie pizza things? im having a slice right now and i feel like im going to throw up.
not because it tastes bad though
Thanks Tats, nice dubs
I love it. The irregularity makes it very appealing
I already knew this one but it's been a long time
Still good though, thanks fam
Nice quads there
How you doing Froggo?
How are ya doing today?
I heard she was Overwatc's little healslut.
Is it like TF2 'Good Medic + Decent Heavy = Won Round' levels of bad?
What unholy abomination have you cooked up over there?
> im having a slice right now and i feel like im going to throw up.
yeah I can imagine
i dont know how i eat all this shit and
1 - never gain weight
2 - not getting fat
Yeah me too, real life responsibilities suck but they're necessary because the world sucks.
Let's say that a few Mercy's, one Rainhart and one well-placed Bastion could win a defender round
Normal so far, nothing new to report.
As an Italian I feel offended.
Metabolism, I don't even understand where all the food I eat goes since I don't get fat and don't shit much either.
I think I'm just gonna sleep forever.
>mile long nick name you got there
>I like it
I'm doing alright, just relaxing as usual. Enjoying the slow going cool day. How about you, beautiful?
Heyo, horror buddy. You get some sleep?
Ah alright, same as usual I suppose.
What you doing right now?
my mom brought the fucking thing home for Mother's Day lmao
TO BE FAIR CiCi's Pizza actually does make chiocolate chip pizza
If that's the case then my metabolism is incredibly high
Wow, someone surely is mad.
Just watching some streams and listening to music, the usual.
As pleasant as that sounsds how will you cheer me up then? Im sure the rest of /waifu/ will miss you too.
Until Mei freezes them all with a reaper going DIE DIE DIE.
With a pommel?
i can extend it a bit more i think.
About the same, but replace the cool with unusually hot one.
Right now im just sitting back, drinking tea and bullying Neo.
Put this in your pipe and smoke it.
yeah i want to do something but idk i just don't really have any motivation
>Did somebody say Neopolitan and that stuff
Overwatch is gone for 17 days or so. My life is meaningless.
Huh, well I'm glad you're just relaxing, buddy.
>I accidentally just ate a small rock
How's bullying Neo going, buddy?
ok time to eat some actual food
to be honest the "Americans are obese" stereotype offends me considering I'm underweight
Who needs Ice cream when we got your sweet self to converse with.
How's your day going aside from overwatch withdraw, buddy?
befor droping in my bed
>inb4 kill yourself
yes yes I will try while I am asleep
Reminder that all your waifus belong to objectively superior animated females.
Everything is just wonderful.
let me just leave this here
<23:08:40> "Yume" disconnected (Explosiv diarrhea just hit me!)
Just here. Claiming my AzuNyan.
Well, apart from accidentally leaking my name and phone number to Syndra and Graf and being bullied for it, it was an alright day. Got in a lot of Junkrat gameplay before the beta ended. Still seeing that lewd posting Neo around, so that sucks.
Though I'm feeling pretty shit about myself right now. I haven't been to the gym in a week and a half and I feel like I'm losing everything I've worked for because I busted my fucking shoulder lifting.
Hehe, that sucks. Try having your personal info leaked to an entire community, now that's a bitch. Hope they aren't being too rough on ya.
Just ignore the lewdposter, he'll get tired after a bit. Or not, best thing to do is to pretend he doesn't exist if he's stressing you out.
I'm sorry to hear that man, I hope your shoulder heals soon.
I'm doing fine, slow and cool day. Just relaxing right now with some music.
Yeah went to sleep a while after you did, got quads with my goodnight post.
Well, its not like we do anything weird there.
Better than me. I don't even want to do anything. I just want to not be bored by magic. lol
Doing laundry, considering shaving, that's about it.
Its not like I listen to them for long and I haven't even listened to whole exmilitary yet.
Hard to pick between notm and bp.
So my internet died again and Syndra used up all my fucking data so I can't hang around for long. They're not giving me a rough time just called me once and that's all.
Probably gonna go to bed now. No internet - why even live? So night everyone.
And how's your day going, Rory?
Ahh, alright. Sounds relaxing.
I shaved yesterday, heh.
Damn, that sucks.
I hope you sleep warm and well, beautiful.
Quickest DG album to get into is TMS.
For my money Jenny Death/NotM is the best.
>I haven't even listened to BP yet apart from Hot Head and IKGBPGI
Whew, took me a while to go through that
First one was a bit off but they're all pretty nice
Good taste you got there Tats
Just woke up and chugged a quick instant coffee. So not too bad.
Occasionally, became less entertained by all of RT over time
>choosing coffee over tea
Nothing really. I just got home from work.
Hope you slept well.
Instant Coffee? Mmmm, sounds like a pleasant morning so far.
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
How's everyone doing today?~
>I haven't even listened to BP yet apart from Hot Head and IKGBPGI
Hot Head is actually my least liked song in the entire album. You should go listen to it, like right now.
Did work go well, handsome?
It'd be more relaxing if I didn't have to do anything.
Its what we have and the kick is stronget. Also, cant really mix tea with chocolate for mocha goodness.
Its not so harsh when you mix in the milk first. Makes the water not burn it.
Looks like you have a friend
Probably a retarded question, but, what is "RT"?
Plaid's pretty weird like that.
Have no shame Anon, show us your true identity, I always post my waifu when I have something to say.
No can do, listening to Tomoyuki Aoki's and Harutaka Mochizuki's collab.
What a great way to start posting.
I don't want to guess who it is.
>off by one
> cant really mix tea with chocolate
You haven't even tried
I'd recommend Indian chai tea for that
Yeah I figure he is. Would it be worth it to check out more of his stuff later?
I don't recognize any of those names but so far your music taste has always impressed me. Got any link?
I don't like Rooster Teeth either, but I don't see much of it on the channel anymore.
Looks like someone is mad for no reason.