This 37 Milf from France really thinks I'm Eminem
What do ?
If you resemble Eminem AT ALL, go meet this bitch and say "I look different in person". Dress like him as much as you can and try to act like him. This bitch will do anything you say. Also, get nudes for us, faggot.
Op here Faggots this is real I've been chatting with her for a week and this shit is legit she's a 37 year old Milf from France who think that I am Eminem because I have a Eminem picture in Facebook I even had her on skYpe I told her my cam broke
Well nudes incoming bros
Oh shit she did it are you ready for Milf tits ? just incase she's ugly af
just imagine Eminem walking into a store asking where they keep the webcams.
oh my god dude this is so fucked
its so easy to fuck with retarded people like this..you should be ashamed tbh
but its funny as fuck also :(
I dunno. Never was able to find nudes. Prude bitch prolly
>mfw she sits in her pc eating baguette and watching the real slim shady all day on youtube while dreaming of kissing M's butt
>mfw she is a fat guy reverse trolling OP
When she figures out you're not Eminem, ask her if she loves the way you lie?
Guys, please let's make a freestyle we can spit to her... Suggestions welcome
how did you skype without her seeing you? did you even talk back? or just play songs of mm. ask her if she wants you to make her pregnant. then say you are busy on tour right now, but you will mail her some of your jizz in a vial. send it to her preserved with dry ice, then profit
Tell her, you have written a verse for her and it goes: ayo you my bae, i wanna take you away. Lets get freaky together i take you all the way. I asked my nigger dre and he got to say, i she really loves you sharpie in the pooper is the way. So you know how it is. Lets do this together i want you in a blitz, tell your friends how real this is.
And please ask for a sharpie in pooper.
god damn dude. you're legit as unfunny as humanly possible. I was scrolling through laughing my ass off and then read your bullshit. Come on man... don't do that.
can u imagine if she eventually broke the story to some tabloids about how she was carrying eminems baby because he mailed her his jizz?? lmao you would be trolling two people, and the real eminem would have to stand up
I called her via Skype and said I have some cam issues she said its okay and started singing one of my songs "I'm not afraid" I asked if she could show some boobs and pussy and she actually did I was just sitting there fapping my cock to her pussy while she just saw a black screen and didn't care
If dubs get rolled on this request:
OP will fucking ask her to carry his next child and overnight her a vial of his jizz
Ask for nudity, and say that you wanna send her some money so she can come and visit you in LA, then when she gives her adress etc, that you will send it to your finance manager, Mitch or Alan or Hank etc . And he will contact her. Then we should all text her.
Op is German and convinced a middle aged woman he was Eminem
>the chosen one
op just gotta make sure the jizz doesnt dry out
basically mix it with some egg yolk for nutrients and keep its temperature constant
its on his phone as the native language..dumbass
it's a bit more complex than what he said but not impossible, donation labs ship kits to donors all the time. you need a bit of nutrients for the sperm to survive, if you had female jizz or some sort of solution with the proteins sperm needs, as long as temperature stayed within ranges the sperm would be able to live extended periods in a vial (maybe a couple of days max)
seriously OP, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. you might never get a chance at fatherhood again
the amount of butthurt ITT is unbelievable ...
>got sick today
>ge thome early
>noone at home forgot keys
>stuff a little mattres under my swaetshirt and make a fire in the garden
>wait 2 hours till mom comes and lets me in
>spend rest of day sleeping in beed
>stand up, eat some stuff drink tea
>get back to room turn on laptop
>see this fucking thread thx OP
>Inside a woman's body, sperm can live for up to five days depending on the conditions.
just google it
Made it to make sure my fever soent get out of control. I most likely got sick because I was naked in public last weekend (I often strip myself naked when drunk)
THIS MY FUCKING GOD PLS