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This 37 Milf from France really thinks I'm Eminem

What do ?
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>>683459274
ask her for nudes
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>>683459949
I second that
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>>683459274
holy shit, if this is real the thread is gold already. Show more please.
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>>683459274
Fucking kek op. Post more and get nudes for shits sake
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>>683459274
please post more OP this is funniest shit ive read in a while
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ask for nude op
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>>683459274
nudes
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>>683459274
probably a 50 year old neckbeard tho
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Nudes op deliver
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If you resemble Eminem AT ALL, go meet this bitch and say "I look different in person". Dress like him as much as you can and try to act like him. This bitch will do anything you say. Also, get nudes for us, faggot.
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This can't be real
If yes tell her the truth she's obviously delusional don't play with a girl that may have a mental problem.
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>>683459274
Ask for nudes and tell her you've never seen an ass like that
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This smells fake, and gay.

>Op will deliver... I just know it to be so..
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>>683459949
do dis
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Op is getting trolled.
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Op, we need n00dz
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>>683460628
Don't listen to this guy.
Break her mind Op... She shall be out little brain puppet.
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Op here Faggots this is real I've been chatting with her for a week and this shit is legit she's a 37 year old Milf from France who think that I am Eminem because I have a Eminem picture in Facebook I even had her on skYpe I told her my cam broke
Well nudes incoming bros
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>>683461027
PLS SEND DA NOODS
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Tell her you have to move on. That you can't be her superman
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>>683461157
NOODLES PLS
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If she asks you to stand up, don't after that she'll figure it out
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>>683461157
>thinks you're eminem
>apparently thinks eminem doesn't have enough money to buy another camera
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Oh shit she did it are you ready for Milf tits ? just incase she's ugly af
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>>683461474
holy fuck nice op
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>>683461474
tell her
montre moi ton cul
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Omg I wish I could give u gold...lol
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>>683461374
just imagine Eminem walking into a store asking where they keep the webcams.
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>>683461474
Tell her to put shoe on head
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>>683461675
Use the internet pleb, amazon
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>>683461474
Ask more, she'll dewit
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>>683461474
tell her

" tu ressembles à un beau saucisson "
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>>683461474
>>683461157
>>683459274
You the man anon
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>>683461859
this, post the individual pics pls
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Someone this stupid, in my country, it breaks my heart.

Punish.
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>>683461941
kek you resemble a beautiful sasusage
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>>683461474
>>683461859
Also, keine QWERTZ?!
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>>683461775
this
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Here we go
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>>683459274

Well done OP.

Well done.
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>>683462058
du bist ein schwein anon
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>>683462062
2pac
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>>683462164
her tits are hella small tho
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>>683459274
Shoe. Head. Immedietely.
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>>683462062
Ask her wtf does she has a 2 pax poster.....she should have only Eminem posters
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>>683462062
>>683462164
She looks like a younger and a little bigger woman than my old French teacher from Denmark
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Forgive me Padre but she isn't lacking in the forehead department.
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>>683462334
Second, more pu-c und arschloche
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>>683459274
>>683461474
>>683462062
>>683462164
>>683462237

how can someone be this retarded?

tell her to put sharpie in pooper
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this threads potential
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Sharpie in the pooper
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someones capping this i hope
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>>683459274
oh my god dude this is so fucked

its so easy to fuck with retarded people like this..you should be ashamed tbh

but its funny as fuck also :(
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>>683462434
Kun bøsser valgte fransk, kys <3
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>>683462728
retaaaaard
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>>683459274
when i think i've seen everything, this pops up, never change /b/
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>>683462728
this is retardation beyond the point of sympathy
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>>683459274
>inb4 OP is eminem and didn't trick anyone
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>>683462973
Who is this goddess?
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> Tell her you wrote a song about other gay mens texts to you.

> Stan.
Check reaction.
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>>683463147
mia khalifa
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>>683463147
I dunno. Never was able to find nudes. Prude bitch prolly
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>>683463147
Nerve gas
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>>683463149
Was texting even a thing when that song came out?
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>>683463147
giganigger
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>>683462164
holy fucking fivehead
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>>683462237
>that vagina
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So turns out Stan was a real guy but got catfished
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Eminem OP here
More nudes for my Bros
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>yuropoors are this stupid
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& more
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>>683459274
what chat app is this please??
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>>683459274
She cant even English, bro. Get tits or dip.
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Kek the Tupac postee in the back
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>>683463698
Pour it on OP
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>>683463652
tell him which city she live
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Nice OP
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Does anyone else's feeling the guilt for asking noodes?
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>>683463764
If you don't know you can't afford it.
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>>683463950
Z job?
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>>683463950
f... maybe i am from a country where its not used. so tell me please ftfs
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>>683463936
no, gtfo fgt
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Ask her to make u moms spaghetti.
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>mfw she sits in her pc eating baguette and watching the real slim shady all day on youtube while dreaming of kissing M's butt
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>>683463698
There has to be more. Post em OP
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Ask for nudes then post them
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Is anything more interesting than nudes gonna happen?
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>>683464164
this
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>>683464361
Read the thread faggot!!!!!
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>>683462890
There's always more to see in the land of the retards
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>>683459274
Tell her you want to fuck her, but first she has to fuck your best buddy, as a test of loyalty.
The best buddy is of course you.
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Op delivered, good job op
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>>683464532
fucking genius, although I think that's end game
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>>683459274
Just start sending her lyrics and see if she notices
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>>683463147
She leads a purity-cult. Only virgins allowed.
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>>683464206
>mfw she is a fat guy reverse trolling OP
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When you done with here OP direct her to this thread
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>>683464819
Dont be a fag. Its Sasha Grey. Sexy pornstar
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I am starting to think this is bait. OP only posted 4 pics you would think he would have posted all
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>>683464532
this is actually a pretty legitimate idea considering the sequence of events thus far. go for it OP.
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>>683465025
Op here no but I only posted the one with good quality the rest is blurry as fuck you can't see shit
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Tell her you can't be her superman
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>>683465179
pls deliver more content
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>>683464907
Plot twist
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Wtf
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>>683465507
tell her rihanna is on her way, and that you'll turn her away only if we get dildo/finger pics.
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>>683465507
GG /b/, you are all laughing and enjoying the nudes of a mentally retarded/schizophrenic person.

Still keked hard tho
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>>683465507
When she figures out you're not Eminem, ask her if she loves the way you lie?
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>>683465507
How the hell did you convince her into thinking that you are Eminem.
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>>683463147
Sasha Grey. Pornstar
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>>683465725
TOP
KEK
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>>683465725
Tip kik
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>>683465507
Ask if she doesn't like niggers either
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>>683465725
Ahaha rolling for this
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Guys, please let's make a freestyle we can spit to her... Suggestions welcome
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>>683465683
Rolling
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tell she can't beat this.
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holy shit this thread...
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>>683466006
KEK
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>>683466026
This
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>>683466115
ikr
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>>683465725
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Fucking god tier
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>>683466026
who dat chick
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>>683466006
Yoyo ho', ya'all ain't ma brow, suppiduppidow, yo like ma dough?, it ain't all cash, nor is it hash, but girl, you're worse than thrash. OOOOOOOH
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>>683465507
tell her to dress sexy for you
that should be hilarious
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Op Here
By the way she had a boyfriend called Brian I think and she broke up with him yesterday to be together with me (Eminem)
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>>683466026
this
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>>683466332
at least you saved the man from being with a total retard
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>>683466332
my sides exist in a different level of reality right now
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>>683466332
French guy named brian. I bet he saw it comin
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>>683466332
How the fuck can a person be this retarded?
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>>683466332
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>>683465725
I don't get it.
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M. Night Shaymalan twist . . . op IS Eminem.
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>>683466258
are u serious?
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>>683466332
>be together with me (Eminem)
>(Eminem)

Topzoz
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>>683459274
Ask for nudes
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>>683466685
It's a song.
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>>683466685
Love the Way you Lie is Eminem's song with Rhianna
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>>683461474
that's funny man
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>>683466332
holy fuck
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>>683466258
for real?
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>>683466802
Again?
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I hope someone is screencapping this.
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>>683466564
there are french people named brian or shirley or whatever american name. Mostly named by idiots parents who enjoyed watching shitty shows like The Young and the Restless
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>>683466686
and that milf is rihanna
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>>683466802
did you even read the thread/ you fucking moron.
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>>683459274
this is not regular dumb
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>>683467017
28 years old with no children is a milf? Nigger are you literally 12?
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>>683466026
i usually like ebony women, but she disgusts me.
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>>683462164
WAIT A SECOND! THAT'S MY MOM
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>>683465507
But Rhianna will put a sharpie in pooper for me will you?
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>i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Don't bail OP
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>>683466802
Welcome to the thread
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What if she asks you to rap for her
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Respect, op. Well done.
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>>683467377
dubs have spoken
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OP post all the nudes she sent you, you only posted like 3 large versions but your text shows like 8 thumbnails
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>>683466332
>brian
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Here the rest of the nudes
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Waiting to know who's the real troll between the milf and OP
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>>683467359
obviously, any pics so we believe you?
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>>683465507
I shot my dick off laughing so hard.
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>>683467359
elle est dégueulasse ta mère fdp
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>>683468246
I skyped with her last week it's legit
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>>683468246
Me too. I'd say the chances are good that milf is another btard lurking in this thread losing his sides
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>>683467377
Say this anon. Don't deny /b/ what it wants.
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Ask her if she would help you cleanin' out ya closet
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>>683468550
how did you skype without her seeing you? did you even talk back? or just play songs of mm. ask her if she wants you to make her pregnant. then say you are busy on tour right now, but you will mail her some of your jizz in a vial. send it to her preserved with dry ice, then profit
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>>683468789
rolling for mail order pregnancy
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Have Dre tell her Sup Dawg
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>>683468789
OP do this please
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>>683468789
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Tell her to shove a sharpie in her pooper
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>>683463652
why doesn't this bitch smile or make a sexy face?
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Tell her, you have written a verse for her and it goes: ayo you my bae, i wanna take you away. Lets get freaky together i take you all the way. I asked my nigger dre and he got to say, i she really loves you sharpie in the pooper is the way. So you know how it is. Lets do this together i want you in a blitz, tell your friends how real this is.

And please ask for a sharpie in pooper.
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Dear diary,
Today, op did not deliver
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>>683469343
because she's not sexy
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>>683468789
op please send her a vial of your semen for her to use on herself... you can overnight that shit it will last
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>>683469496
fuck, the frumpy bitch could try though
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OP GET HER PREGNANT!!! MAIL YOUR CUM TO HER AND TELL HER TO PUT IT IN HER AND MAKE YOUR BABY!!!!!!!!!!
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Send us the whole conversation
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>>683469443
This
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>>683469443
god damn dude. you're legit as unfunny as humanly possible. I was scrolling through laughing my ass off and then read your bullshit. Come on man... don't do that.
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>>683469569
she really doesn't know how to be sexy
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>>683469512
can u imagine if she eventually broke the story to some tabloids about how she was carrying eminems baby because he mailed her his jizz?? lmao you would be trolling two people, and the real eminem would have to stand up
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>>683468789
I called her via Skype and said I have some cam issues she said its okay and started singing one of my songs "I'm not afraid" I asked if she could show some boobs and pussy and she actually did I was just sitting there fapping my cock to her pussy while she just saw a black screen and didn't care
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>>683469718
I get it
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>>683469725
please ask her to carry your child, and send your jizz to her overnight mail
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This thread is the best of the hour.
#no1thread
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>>683469665
Nigger i am a rapper
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>>683466332
I said im sorry brian
I never meant to hurt you
But tonight
Im cleanin out your french milf
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If this is real she has to have some mental condition to be this old and believe in such stuff.
OP ask her Email, surely she'll fall for those 419 scams.
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boom
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>>683469888
Trips confirm
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>>683470934
OP is a fucking german?
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>>683470934
Vocaroo that shit pls
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>>683470934
post on vocaroo
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>>683470934
Lyrical genius.
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>>683469840
hahaha /b fathers a child.
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>>683465725
hahahha my sides
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>>683465725
nice!
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>>683470934
wunderbar

Fuck you, for not sending my rhyme tho.
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>>683471168
uh ... what made you think hes german, little buddy? Are you high right now?
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>>683471709
you dont belong here m8 <3 best wishes on reddit
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when are you going to tell her youre not Emenim?
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>>683471709
the german text?
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>>683470934
What do the voicemails say?
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Op, pls rap another verse and send it to her with a real bad slim impression on voice message kek
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>>683471709
I am German :-)
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>>683471709
dumbass
>verfasse eine nachricht
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>>683471182
>>683471196
This

VOCAROO PLS
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>>683471827
Prolly after she provides her with healthy baby
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>>683471953
>she provides her
retard detected
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If dubs get rolled on this request:

OP will fucking ask her to carry his next child and overnight her a vial of his jizz
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>>683471943
How do I save it I'm on my iPhone ?
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>>683472099
>check'd
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>>683472099

M A D M A N

A

D

M

A

N
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>>683472108
idk, i have nokia 5800

i guess someone else knows
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>>683472099
CHECKED
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>>683472099
OP better delivrar
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>>683471896
Verfasse eine Nachricht

ROOOFFFLL
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>>683472099
>>683472099
>>683472099
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Have her recite Kim naked on video OP
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>>683472099
do it!
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>>683472099
because it will survive, are you stupid?
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>>683472099
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>>683472099
Fuckin' Kek
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>>683472083
Sorey my englis is poor
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>>683472546
sperm labs mail shit all the time, they just put dry ice in the box with samples
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>>683472546
Idk, man. If OPwas able to convince her that he's fucking Eminem, who knows what else he could.
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>>683472546
she is french and OP lives in germany, im sure there are mail options that only take a few hours
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>>683472546
Don't you know how jizz works
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Ask for nudity, and say that you wanna send her some money so she can come and visit you in LA, then when she gives her adress etc, that you will send it to your finance manager, Mitch or Alan or Hank etc . And he will contact her. Then we should all text her.
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This hole thread. OP Ich binn gerade sehr stolz auf dich.
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>>683472745
OP is the chosen on.
You're right.
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>>683472546
sperm can live in a womans body for up to a week. if OP put his sperm in some warm distilled water and kept the temperature somewhat warm, it would easily survive a day
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Op is German and convinced a middle aged woman he was Eminem
>the chosen one
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Did you bail OP?
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>>683473128
Sounds a bit of bs to me but I'm not that smart you get the benefit of doubt.
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>op
>b0ss
>pls
>dont leav
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GET HER TO WRITE ON HER TITS
ALSO SHARPIE IN THE POOPER
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>>683461474
I'm just contemplating all the possible lawsuits you could face for this.
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OP pls don't leave us now
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op just gotta make sure the jizz doesnt dry out

heres instructions:

https://knowndonorregistry.com/library/shipping-sperm/shipping-sperm-how-to-prep-pack-and-ship-the-donation


basically mix it with some egg yolk for nutrients and keep its temperature constant
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>>683471709
its on his phone as the native language..dumbass
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>>683470934
VOOCAROO THAT SHIT NIGGA
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>>683473436
Hopefully he is behind 7 proxies...
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>>683473347
it's a bit more complex than what he said but not impossible, donation labs ship kits to donors all the time. you need a bit of nutrients for the sperm to survive, if you had female jizz or some sort of solution with the proteins sperm needs, as long as temperature stayed within ranges the sperm would be able to live extended periods in a vial (maybe a couple of days max)
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The genuine possibility of OP posting his jizz and this bitch impregnating herself with it is the fucking best thing ever.

Do it OP, don't be a fag
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>>683473436
As if that dumb bitch knows how to get a laywer
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>>683473691
seriously OP, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. you might never get a chance at fatherhood again
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>>683473675
> female jizz

Hahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahhhhahahahhahhahahahhha
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>>683473675
>>683473128
>>>683472546
>sperm can live in a womans body for upto a week
Part is still unexplained sir
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>>683473498
>>683471913
>>683471896

the amount of butthurt ITT is unbelievable ...
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op imagine if that bitch told her little kid growing up "you are eminems son" and he grew up always believing that
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>>683473727
she would probably think til the end of her life that the child is eminems, kek.
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>>683472917

Samefag here.

>got sick today
>fever
>ge thome early
>dor locked
>noone at home forgot keys
>stuff a little mattres under my swaetshirt and make a fire in the garden
>feelsbadman.jpg
>wait 2 hours till mom comes and lets me in
>spend rest of day sleeping in beed
>stand up, eat some stuff drink tea
>get back to room turn on laptop
>see this fucking thread thx OP
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>>683473862
>>683473862
>Inside a woman's body, sperm can live for up to five days depending on the conditions.

http://www.webmd.com/infertility-and-reproduction/guide/sperm-and-semen-faq

just google it
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>>683473919
That be epic. Lets start a fundraiser so the sperm arrives alive.
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>>683473727
Implying Em won't sue OP for defamation
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>>683473896
This.
OP this is your time.
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you should tell her your not eminem at some point. thatd be funny, the realization that she sent full on nudes to some random (probly really young) horny kid
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>>683473995
Where the fuck are you from its 25° celsius over here. Even hotter then spain or greece
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>>683474028
>webmd
Ok
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>>683466977
Not me, WAAAAAYYY to lazy
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>>683474030
LOL, baby comes out black. OP then says, " shit my sample must have gotten confused with Dr Dre's, we use the same doctor"
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thread is kill?
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>>683474045
Show him the thread, big change he appericiate it. I mean listen to the slim shady lyrics this is a thing he could have rapped about.
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OP PLEASE SAY WHAT WAS ON THE VOICE MESSAGES

PLEEEEEEEEEEASE
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>>683466977
i am. i really need to sleep, but fuck it. this shit is gold.
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>>683463255

Where do you find gay fucking memes like this? Jesus christ. better yet, what kind of faggot made this in the first place?
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Op is gone.
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>>683474418
Don't mistake the art for the artist.
His PR team would never let him do something like that ifff he has one.
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RIP OP
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>>683474160
Made it to make sure my fever soent get out of control. I most likely got sick because I was naked in public last weekend (I often strip myself naked when drunk)

>>683474240
THIS MY FUCKING GOD PLS
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>>683474551
Link an imgur album and go on adding to it
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>>683474607
That shit is OG max
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OP I will pay for overnight shipping. Sent her your sperm.
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Someone need to archive/screenshot this thread
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>>683474474
Guess who's back
Op here she said she loved the lyrics
And her phone was "bugged" and she had to restart well she's back now and we can go on now
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>>683474736
Handle your alcohol nigger. Are the also the type that pukes after 4 shots?
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>>683473590
Would you happen to have that screencap as well?
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>>683463139
I kek'd
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OP what pic did you send that would convince her?
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>>683474939
Send us the audiofiles
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>>683474939
OP if this isn't real I'll be more huet than I ever could. Please don't let this little kid down ok?
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>>683474240
THIS
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Boom
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>>683475342
fucking kek
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>>683472099
winrar
do it op, don't miss your chance to blow
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New thread!!!
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>>683475342
Is that a mustache?
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>>683475342

OP YOU faggot ask her to father your child and then let /b/ sent her some sperm.
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>>683475342
MY SIDES ARE SURPASSING VOYAGER 1 OP!!!
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>>683475342
Why does she have that Indian dot in her forehead?
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>>683475342
I can't stop laughing
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