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Ask a men who its gonna kill himselft in 30 min, anything
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Link?
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>>683456950
there's not
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>>683456820
How you doing it
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Time stamp faggot
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>>683456820
Tell us your story.
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why in 30 minutes?
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>>683456820
Did you sort everything out, anon? We don't want any nasty surprises. Bills, unfinished things, anything?
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>>683456820
Pics or gtfo
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think aboujt all the`ppl youj would hurt
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why are you going to suicide?
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>>683457146
>>683457287
pills overdose
>>683457423
im waiting to finish my vodka bottle
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>>683456820
Hurry up.
huehuehe
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stream it for our entertainment you selfish piece of shit
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>>683457436
Only college loans.
>>683457641
I dont want to live anymore
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>>683457663
What is that, how much is it and are you absolutely sure it is enough? Don't over-estimate.
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>>683457727
you wanna see me sleep and then puke?
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pills n vodka?

false alarm, this nigga ain't serious
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If Dubs we get livestream
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>>683457734
Alright, good to go in my books
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>>683457734
Why don't you wanna live ?
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>>683457827
Duh. Hurry up.
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>>683457782
clonazepam and im gonna take some sentraline. im pretty sure thats enough
>>683457876
its a small bottle, im not drunk
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If your going to die you may aswell give us all your money!
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>>683458057
there's a reason to want to live?
Im been depresed since i can remeber.
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>>683456820
Why such a pussy?
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>>683457663
dont do it man, enjoy your (xanax?) high.
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You wot m8?
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>>683458216
Come on man someone out there gives a shit about you even if you don't think so m8
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>>683458203
i dont have.
>>683458337
why such a dumbass?
>>683458359
first xanax, then other things
>>683458608
My mom, im sorry
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>>683458726
Your mom don't be a selfish asshole m8
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gl next live fam
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>>683458726
Oh shit it's the day after mother's day. You ain't blaming her for anything right
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>>683458726
lmao at these pills

i took 200 pills of amitriptyline, anti-emetics and benzos and was out for 48h and survived
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>>683458726
come on man, i am searching now since your timestamp intensly for songs to cheer you up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZZF4pU3shc
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>>683458726
Pills is such a pussy way to go.
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Regarding posting this on 4chan, are you doing this for a final moment of validation? If so, how will you enjoy it if you perish?
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>>683459078
thanks, but im tired
>>683458947
whit 0.2mg of some pills you can die idiot
>>683458842
ty
>>683458940
I dont have my mom near

ok guys, in 15 min im gonna fall asleep. 30 min i'll be dead
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>>683459227
I think he's just indulging in /b/ culture. You don't ask why niggers nigger, or why arabs arab.
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>>683459308
this is b8 thread
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>>683459308
Facepic, because why not
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Mattafix - Big City Life ( Official Music Video )
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what a pussy
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I hope this is b8. Don't do it op things always get better
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>>683459517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGqfJdeSBdM
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>>683457663
what pills are those?
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>>683459186
so do I
>>683459227
it doesnt matter, anyway you will never will se the world you left behind
>>683459447
yeah sure
>>683459483
cuz im ugly
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I told u I was hardcore
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LIVESTREAM SO WE CAN SEE YOUR MOMS REACTION
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fggts i think this guy is serius (really hope it bait, though)
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>>683459675
Faggotzepam
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>>683459742
Bitch I'm way worse, go on.
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Is that Xanax and three pain pills? Will that do the job, anon?
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>>683456820
Did I miss the stream?
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>>683456820
Kill Angela Merkel as well, thanks
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u American or where are you from?
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>>683459308
Theres a high chance youre going to vomit them back out in a minute tho
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>>683459675
alprazolam, clonazepam
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How long have you been planning suicide, OP?
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Superglue your nostrils and mouth shut
Have plenty
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>>683459308
oh jesus. sleep tight anon
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Stream?
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>>683459742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vq_WDf6NT0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM0UAz7ukE0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDuZaQBPtVI
seriously, op you scare the shit out of me dont do it
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What is your name? I would like to honour it with a shot of whiskey if you really do die.
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Sharpie in the pooper
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Stream or gtfo
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Why not kill some politician before you kill yourself?
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>>683460117
This
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>>683459742
Don't be an hero op. We all eventually die, why would you wanna do it so early.
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>>683459775
she doesnt live whit me, my roomate will be the first.
>>683459865
yeah, im feeling really tired now
>>683459925
south america
>>683459944
that's why i take a little bit of vodka and omeprazole
>>683460005
almost a year
>>683460103
im hearing your music as the last thing, thanks
>>683460117
Just, J.
>>683460216
I cant kill anyone, im a pussy
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Live stream faggot or your shitty death will go unnoticed
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He's gone
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>>683460117
Napoleon
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Well goodnight op, best of luck in the next life
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What's making you suicidal anon?
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>>683459742
i tried to kill me 2 yrs ago and survived
>now nice gf
>study chenistry
>friends
>party
>weed
>nigga its a world out there
(im still ugly tho)
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>>683456820
Why are you doing this ?
What has pushed you to do this ?
I'm considering suicide myself
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Write a not to your mom saying that shes the reason you killed yourself and she was a terrible mother
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Strange question, are you a virgin OP? Not trying to offend just seriously asking
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Nicholas, if that's you. DON'T DO IT
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>>683460337
J, just as I. I've always hated my name.
Godspeed. Let it go with you.
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So, I just came here. Is OP still alive ?
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>>683459742
Why are you doing this anon?

If you stop living, things will never get better
Im here if you need someone to speak to
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>>683460472
Maybe not that, but yeah you should leave a note
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30 minutes are up. Is that faggot dead yet?
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>>683456820
Where do u live op?
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Hey fucking fags this isn't a white night thread. It's a fucking suicide thread. If you want to stop people from killing them selves go back to tumblr niggers
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>>683460439
Don't an hero anon. Shit gets better.
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>>683460337
It has been an interesting experience meeting you in this moment, J.

I hope you survive this. If not, I hope to meet you beyond the veil one day.
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>>683456820
Missä ohto synnytelty
mesikämmen käännytelty?
Tuol on ohto synnytelty
mesikämmen käännytelty
Ylähällä taivosessa
Otavaisen olkapäillä
Missä se alas laskettiin?
Hihnassa hopeisessa
kultaisessa kätkyessä
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I tried to suicide once and it ruined my life now i want to kill myslel every day
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One last pic in honor of OP?
>>683456820
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LIVE STREAM OR GTFO YOU NIGGER
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Gold luck anon,i hope for you taht you dont wake up. I am going to drink a shot in your Name.
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>>683460337
>I cant kill anyone, im a pussy
Told you he wouldn't an hero.
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>>683460337
for the sake of the people who love you, vomit that right now !
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>>683459742
>neckbeard
>crying to get attention on annoonymoos

it all makes sense
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>>683459742
You know who's ugly? Monsters. Do you ever see them killing themselves? No.
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>>683456820
Rest in peace, OP.
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>>683456820
how many men are you?
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>>683460337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDuZaQBPtVI
>max volume
nigga its a world out there
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So... I'm guessing OP is still alive then. B8 niggers as always. Bring back the old 4chan.
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>>683457663
Keep going Anon I'm inspired by your courage I might finally get round to finishing myself off
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>>683456820
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No op response in 4 minutes, he's dead /b/ros
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RIP Original Poster "OP" D. Faggot
Died A Virgin
Never Forget
2004-2016
"I fucking love pewdiepie"
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>>683460772
You gonna raise your glass and whisper "anon"?
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>>683460931
Why do you think so?
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>>683460637
Fag
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>>683461004
He said that bis Name is j
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>>683461010
Becuase he isn't even gonna livestream that shit, and all these newfags are telling him to stop which is not the /b/ way
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anon if you really feel this shitty then get addicted to heroin. it will make you want to live again. you'll be addicted forever but atleast you'll be alive. then when you run out of money kill yourself
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RIP anon
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No stream=faggot is still alive
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OP is too fat to die with so little pills.
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Are you kidding? Dont fucking do it faggot.
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Peace be with you
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>>683460430
i dont want to have something, im just wanna die.
>>683460439
its not that i cant handle life, i dont WANT to handle life.
>>683460472
she's the reason why I waited years to do it.
>>683460481
i got my dick sucked once.
>>683460539
i dont want them better, im want stop them
>>683460605
earth
>>683460662
i hope not, ty btw.
>>683460772
thanks dude
>>683460820
physically cant puke
>>683460821
i havent shave in 2 days

im tired now, good bye. get luck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrOQC-zEog
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>>683460931
Don't, there's still a way things get better. Once you're at the bottom of the hole, you can't go deeper.
Besides, commiting suicide is basically dipping the heart of the people who love you in sulfuric acid. Don't, please.
There's a lot to live, you've been born because of tremendously small odds, don't waste it
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well at least he got some internet glory in his final moments
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>>683461293
Get a life you newfag.
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OP Here. This was a prank and I fooled quite a lot of you. It was a test to see who would encourage or discourage me. All those who discouraged me I have respect for.
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a hax0r would be handy now to locate this anon who seems to have fucked up.
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>>683461393
Nice meme
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>>683461316
Heyy, if you seriously took those pills please call a doctor. I'll talk with you everyday if you need anyone to talk to. Things will get better, trust me.
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>>683461393
Op had much shittier grammar
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>>683461393
timestamp faggot, im op
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>>683461316
I get you J. We wish things would have turned out differently but that is life.
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STREAM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>683461393
Timestamp or gtfo fuckin cunt
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>>683458116
Don't do it... You will feel better... Don't waste your life...
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>>683456820
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yay
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>>683461609
good bye faggot
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>>683460637
>white night
>night
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>>683461609
Cmon dude. Like lets just talk for like 5 mins. Let me know and ill give you my email or something
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Why havent you made a livestream yet?
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>>683456820
Do it, unless you're clinically depressed you're a pussy and a waste of breath. Nothing of value will be lost.
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>>683456820
Fuck off Randy Bobandy
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>>683461077
Sick name
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download periscope on your phone quickly and stream dude
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Op here, getting tired, I think I'm gonna later woke up dead in hospital from eternal bleeding, cya everyone.
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>>683461830
sorry mr. lahey
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>>683461593
OP Here. I altered my grammar in the original post to appear desperate and a bit frantic. All in all it was an entertaining experiment and it showed more about your own personalities then mine.
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OP is obviously an attention whore and wont deliver, i mean why would you even tell us that you are going to suicide.
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>>683461883
why don't get a shotgun?
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Don't do it. There are plenty reasons to live.
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If you were going to commit suicide you wouldn't hide your face.
Frankly, you should not do anything that will cause suicide, cause that's not cool.
Why not just enjoy the Xanax and what looks like oxycodone 10mg or hydrocodone. Get high and enjoy life man. Don't commit suicide.
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>>683456820
Are you killing yourself because you suck at creating grammatically coherent posts?
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>>683461970
You already got outed by OP tho
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OP here, im doing it now.
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>>683461970
Only showed you are truly a faggot. But we already knew that.
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>>683461316
ur just being lazy
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>>683461883
godspeed based anon
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>>683462102
Have a nice one OP
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>>683461393
Hilarious prank. More like ploy for attention.
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>>683461609
>>683461609
hope you are ok, you truely scared me.
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Shiz, if that's you. Don't fucking do this.
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RIP in peace Op, you'll be always remembered to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofy-BgRzLQg
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All we have to die, at least he choose the moment
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>>683462184
gtfo newfag
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OP here, just wanted to inform to everybody that im actually AnM60ForJesus
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>>683456820
OP here, my boyfriend just called saying that he's found a way to suck 5 dicks at once, gonna have to postpone suicide, sorry.
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>>683461316
good bye dude
I hope it will be better there for you than it is here
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>>683456820
Welp, prank or nay this whiskey is still going to be consumed in your honour. I mean, might as well.
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>>683462184
Op here. Interesting - that tells me that YOU seek attention and presume I am the same as you. This is really insightful.
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>>683461443
This. Can anyone locate?
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Op here: I just one to tell everyone that coconuts are really hard to break, which is frustrating.
Now i can rest in piece, bye.
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before you do anything (suicide, etc.)

just sit for a whole day in the park and focus all your attention on your breath, realise that the moment is infinite and that time/suffering doesn't exist

death is just surrendering yourself to the universally man-made illusion
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>>683456820
If we all evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys?
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Lets all pray for OP's soul to our lord Satan. Let he burn forever. Amen.
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ITT: Nobody knows that benzodiazepine ODs are rarely fatal and only put the user into a sleep state called somnolence
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>>683462604
go back to 9gag you fag
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>>683461883
g'night sweet prince
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>>683462578
Fuck off im OP, and i would like to say that when you slip, it can hurt. Now i can go.
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>>683462730
I know people who woke up dead from benzos.
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Fucking sayonara m8 that's one faggot gone, whose next, any takers ?
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>>683462818
>woke up dead
excuse me
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Really doubt ur life is worse than mine. Stop crying nigga. U dont know how bad life gets till you o go to jail for the second time
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>>683462273
one of my best friends killed himself. That was not funny. Im ok with basically everything, that doesn't involve cp or pretending to be an hero for fun. (if you made that up with making that up i still wish you the best)
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final ggodbye
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>>683462918
Because they were alive when they took em.
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>>683462604
why would you commit suicide if you've never even experienced the full lot of pleasure

TRUST ME, I come from two different cultural backgrounds, and compared to some people I know from each, my life is amazing and rich with fuckin joy

just go around and explore, even the simple things are a mystery.

ugliness is protection from you falling into the endless spiral of superficiality and unproductivity. If you want to end yourself because you want this short-term, unfairly rewarded source of pleasure, then surely you are too afraid to achieve the greatness that's been given to you.
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My old Ex tried to be an hero with similar pills once. The onl thing that happend was projectile vomiting and explosive farts and some really really fucked up trip with hallucinations and stuff. Half day in ICU and she was back on her feet. And she took a lot more.
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>>683456820
state? gonna check the news later
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>>683462960
Go jump off a building faggot
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>>683462960
pls post again when you die
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>>683462960
F
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>>683459308
>>683459742
>>683461316
Is that an Army PT shirt OP? I really hope not.
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>>683462960
Fucking go already, jfc...
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OP where do you live so we can follow the story
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>>683462960
rest in peace, friend i never had
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>>683462960
Later J.
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>>683458726
Anon if your going to kill yourself for sure, do something other than pills, VERY unreliable. Buy helium and mask and breath in, replaces oxygen in body so it feels like your sleeping
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>>683462960
You'll never know the ending of game of thrones
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Rip op: "He was anxious to die, until clonazepam kick in"
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>>683456820
do you have a younger sister?
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>>683463031
too late, he's dead
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>>683463322
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>>683462960
dude you are not even fat if you dont post with timestamp that you are fine i will haunt your dreams forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EkeekGV718
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>>683461262
fuck off randy
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>>683462960
Wait a minute...it's not September 5th...
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>>683462960
Anything good you've imagined in your life is possible. Anything great you've dreamed of as a child growing up, any rudimentary concepts that you've still got lingering in your head can all be made real.

You've let cunts and superficiality get the best of you, GET UP, fucking drink as much water as you can and eat as much as you can, get in a shower of cold water, and then think about getting yourself to the hospital.

Change should be easy for you, "ugliness" (which isn't the case from the pics of your face you've shown...) is a motivating force to push you to what really counts in life, not like others who just ruminate and live life as if they're already dead, living off superficial relationships and short-term rewards.

you must have had epiphanies / waking calls, for a very final time's sake, get up and fucking get out there
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>>683462960
RIP brother
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>>683459742
Are you a soldier? Talk to a chaplain seriously, those guys make everything better!
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Just do it already faggot
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#iStandWithTim
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Anon, we live in a world where CGI looks like IRL and where attempting to overdose on 10-40 pills won't kill you, it's not werf, I've tried suicide a few dosen times before, and I'm only 14!
Live damnit!
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>>683462960
I'm here.
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you half a hour to talk about our lord and saviour?
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Well J this jack daniels is for you. I can understand. i wished you would have held on, But to be fair. Life is meaningless. enjoy Nothing.
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The pills are not xanax so when u don't die kill the motherfucker that sold em to ya plus if they were real you'd need a shit load more pussy op is a emo fag looking for a boyfriend
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>>683463537
Your mother will be proud of you, anyone else whose shown the slightest bit of empathy (that you may not have noticed) will be proud of you.

You can get all these relationships, literally ANYTHING if you just push yourself.
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OP wont deliver, obviously.
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>>683459308
This explains everything
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>>683463322
top kek
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>>683462960
cyah dude
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>>683463537
That's bullshit, let OP kill himself, happyness is just for a few rich or good lookin' people, because the fat and ugly (and poor) will never be really happy-
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Do it faggot
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>>683462960
dont doit, call ambulance
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>>683463537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26U_seo0a1g
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Andddddd it's gone
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>>683456820
What should I order on my pizza. I am thinking either dominos or little caesars. Which toppings would you recommend?
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F
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>>683463520
high chance this dude is european or russian, judging by the date format and the spelling mistakes hinting english ain't his first language
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For J.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8566UtalG_o
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>>683458116
Not sure what sentraline is, but clonaz ain't gonna kill you. I ate 15 of those and just blacked out at school. Got caught when some girls were like "we gotta get him to class"
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>>683463520
in non fag countries we go bv day month year, not month day year
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>>683464151
>trying this hard to be OP
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>>683464293
He said South America. In any case, someone from these countries definitely has a higher chance of going through with it properly.
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>>683462960
Rest in peace
Resquiscant in pace
Ruhe in Frieden
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>>683460637
Exactly. I remember suicide threads use to be mostly useful tips and absurd ideas.
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Pretty sure it's a soldier. Army PTL shirt, has a roommate, "hasn't shaved in 2 days."
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>>683464425
Sertralin = Zoloft
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>>683462960
rip op
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Pills won't do it,so I hear.you end up with ruined kidneys and die days later in the hospital.
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>>683461350
Newfag
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>>683464553
we still got time to find hin though-but im just student studying chemnistry with little to no it-knowledge
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>>683464869
Depends, if you know the right combinations pills will definitely do it.
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>>683461579
You don't belong here. Get out
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>>683465008
yo benzos with alcohol also are a valid explanation for some of his spelling mistakes (neuro/tox/wiki)
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>>683461883
That would be a lot of bleeding
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>>683463974
"happiness" or "sadness" are luxuries and products of drugs which drive people off the normal course of human instinct. Once you succumb to these emotions, you truly lose your humanity.
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>>683456820
Dont do it, you will be sent to hell for that. Please stay here we need you.
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Party's over fellas, guy's dead by now. Please take your faggy good wishes and keep moving; natural selection still works.
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is OP dead yet?
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>>683465409
ehm is that a doll?
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God speed based OP, thanks for sharing the fun with us.
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>>683463731

NEWFAGS GET OUT. the man is trying to go in peace and you are polluting the thread with your yuppie garbage. fucking leave
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>>683465085
TOP KEKERINO
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>>683463031
Incoherent. Your beliefs are incoherent and guided by emotion rather than logic.
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>>683458116
>sentraline
I've tried before, the rate of oding on it isn't that great. But the high feels great so have fun op
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>>683465315
Evolutionary lag between our adaptive environment and modern civilization definitely plays a role. That's not to say you should fall for the classic fallacy of appeal to nature. My opinion is that one should seek meaning...without goals and direction, with a foolish consistency, you will always fall.
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>>683456820
times almost up OP, better get going
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>>683465696
what do you think makes life worth living?
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>>683458726
That's not enough just fyi
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>>683465949
Its almost been double the time. He should be dead twice. Attention whores man
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>>683465977
Studying Talmud.
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ARE YOU DEAD ALREADY???
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>>683465497
Natural selection didn't have the time to adapt our biology to modern civilization. In my opinion suicidal idealization and behavior can be adaptive, and actual deaths are an unintended by-product of it.....one that's more likely to happen with guns...drugs...etc...
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>>683466063
Yeah,he's gonna wake up tomorrow
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>>683466126
Do you expect affirmative reply to that?
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>>683465797
also might I ask if you take these pills daily and how much per day
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>>683466183
*ideation
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>>683466126
yes
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>>683466233
YEAH, I mean, how can we know if he is dead already? i wanna know. -.-
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>>683465619
well i am trying to convince him not to go=call the doc/priest/his mom /whoever. What do you expect? Writing something like "everything is good, just lay down for a bit, close your eyes and dream of your next life"?
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>>683466233
of course i mean i wanna know if he is dead already -.- im a very anxious person
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>>683466639
he was in the floor in the las pic
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>>683462960
Please call someone for help if you're still here, I don't want you to die.
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Rip J
You ugly fag
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For J.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxN2la8LcRM
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RIP in peace OP, if you go heaven say hello to Hitler for me
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>>683467056
Why do you want that?

Is your life that boring man?
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>>683457663
Lol what a faggot. Pills ain't effective at all. Just buy yourself a shotgun to make sure you get it right.
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>>683466683
>>683467136

FUCKING NEWFAGS EVERYWHERE
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>>683462960
Later OP. Did a shot for you.
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ZOLOFT/ SERTRALINE which he spelt wrong IS NOT LETHAL because it is an SSRI which ONLY INHIBITS one neurotransmitter SEROTONIN. Guy is either reallyy stupid or is messing with us.
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i ask you to call a hotline or something
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>>683467174
No its not boring but it could always be more fun. And whats the harm anyways? He wants it, we want it, everybody is wants it and everybody is happy.
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>>683467356
Only newfags use the word newfag, i bet you're from 2007 you faggot
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>>683456820
Livestream?
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Hold up fam, buy me a steam game before you die
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>>683462302
That's how I'd go out tbh
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Rest in peace op
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>>683466183
Natural selection doesn't care if we adapt or not to modern civilization, that's why J kill himself; the machine still works, society keep moving forward.
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>>683467392
The harm is he's killing himself, he is wasting the gift of life that he was given.

Things could get better for op, for anyone having hard times, and of course they'll get bad again, but we live for the times that our lives peak and we feel happy, OP could of had more of those if he didn't waste it.

I don't think everyone genuinely wants it, half of the people here don't think it'll happen, and the rest are made up of bored or edgy people and people like myself who sympathize and want to help.
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I hope this is a b8 thread OP, if not... Well i wish you good luck my friend. Please make yourself puke or something my mate. You don't need to go like this! The world is yours do whatever you want!
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How's it going, eh?
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>>683467906
I hope it's not, gtfo normie scum
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>>683467392
exept for his mom, his dad and his friends. Suicide is a permanent solution for temporary problems
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>>683467945
It's been 30 minutes, if OP is telling the truth it's not going at all. :)
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>>683468070
It's probably their fault, so it's cool.
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>>683467894
I disagree.
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Have you heard of cryonics?
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>>683466183
Generalized depression and chemical imbalance are as old as brains themselves. People would suicide a lot more before the era of anesthetic, too, since a trip to the surgeon was 50/50 at best out of shock related to extreme pain.
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Is OP kild yet?
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>>683468176
That's fine, everyone has that right.
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>>683468241
OP is probably alive and well, sucking a dick somewhere reading this, taking turns swallowing jizz and eating popcorn reading our reactions to this bait thread.
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>>683467894
There is no real harm in him killing himself, not in long run anyway, short yea... It might get better for him and it might not, who can know? What we do know is that he wants it enough to try it so we should let him be. Living can be hard why force him to play the game if he doesnt want to? Once he is dead he wont care.
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>>683457663
Bad way to do it. Use a gun with a high caliber, like a shotgun slug/buckshot, .44 magnum, or a hollow point bullet.
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>>683468003
why
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>>683457663
That's probably not gonna kill you.
Most of the time pill overdoses won't.
Try buttchugging ammonia, that will most definitely kill you, probably very quickly.
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>>683458216
Then kill yourself faggot. Buy yourself a shotgun and blow your brains out.
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>>683468478
Why not?
Why do you care?
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SERTRALINE IS NOT LETHAL
SERTRALINE IS NOT LETHAL
SERTRALINE IS NOT LETHAL
SERTRALINE IS NOT LETHAL
SERTRALINE IS NOT LETHAL
SERTRALINE IS NOT LETHAL
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>>683465134
>You don't belong here
This ain't a super secret treehouse club faggot. It's an insignificant message board with meaningless text and random pictures. Fucking go outside.
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>>683468560
Dont you just piss amonia out?
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>>683468780
That's what he's taking?
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>>683468684
i like humans
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>>683467894
You're the worst kind of moralfag, pretending to give a shit just to feed your ego
Don't fool yourself, you're only pretending to care to feel like you're morally superior and then forgetting about this guy you claim is "important and precious" in a couple of days of playing Overwatch

If the guy was genuinely an heroing, the last thing he'd want to see was your self-righteous garbage

It's his life, and his choice of when to end it
Fuck off.
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>>683468385
Sometimes we all just need someone who cares enough to try, I'm just an anon but I don't want any of you to die, because I believe we can all enjoy life some day.

It's his choice, and if he's serious about it nothing I've said here will matter, to him that is.

but if there is any suicidal or depressed anons here, which I'm sure there are, I love you, please don't follow op.
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>>683468792
You really think the human body can survive taking half a gallon of ammonia up the ass?
I guess he could add vodka too for good measure.
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