Waifu claiming thread
KYS Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>Syndra kys
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: kill yourself
sachi claim
I'd rather my waifu snap my spine instead.
BRB killing myself
Shinoa claimed
Megumin claimed~
>>683445031
>>683447503
Nice one.
>always here
>>683447507
Best girl claimed!
>>683447315
any particular reason?
>>683447334
woah thats pretty hot!
>fucking 4 mb filesize limit not letting me upload my good shit
Shiki claimed.
Long hair edition.
>>683447683
>fucking 4 mb filesize limit not letting me upload my good shit
I know that feel
https://youtu.be/sLg5POTvVzs
Gee, I wonder why /mu/ never talks about this album?
>>683447608
have fun
>>683447683
only every reason to hate someone
Reindhardt is best
>Kurumi
>>683447676
>always beautiful
>>683447683
>size limit
There's a good 35% of my folder I can't upload because size.
>>683447751
Vanilla, bun, and Syndra flavor please
>>683447884
I'm kinda dissapointed there's no reference skins like that, so many missed opportunities for Raiden Genji, Ash williams etc.
Vinyl claimed
>>683447637
Fucking come home faggot
>>683447751
All the more reason for you to start showing up more, hm?
>>683448066
Oh shit nigga getting on lol
>>683447975
>always appreciative
>>683447774
its so fuckin frustrating!!!
>>683447884
I'm still very confused as to what is going on
>>683447975
same! all of my awesome shit is so friggen yuuge it doesn't fit in tiny 4chan
Has to be done once in a while I guess.
>>683447507
>>683447990
Alright, scoop of vanilla ¿bun?, and...
Heh. HEHEH. EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
AND a scoop of Syndra
>>683448171
Perhaps I should in order to protect the purity of my beloved Neo.
In fact, I feel as though an apology to her is in order. Graf already gave me a short lecture on being their for Neo more than I have been.
>>683448323
What has the breast goddess been up to recently? Perhaps being more productive then I?
>Just trying to enjoy my days off from work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3f0rLlAhfU
QOTT: What 2 colors best represent your waifu in your opinion? Be it by their personality or simply design.
>Purple and gray.
>>683448560
Hello /jp/
>>683448729
Red and blue.
>>683448729
Brown and yellow
>>683448729
Green and Purple.
>>683448729
Dyahuhhhhhuhhhh
That's a tricky on. Neo has three colours. What do? Can I pick three? If not, pink and brown.
>>683448729
Purple and black
>>683448716
Same as usual, I'm at work at the moment.
>>683448729
>yellow and blue
>for obvious reasons
>>683448710
...And maybe it'd be nice to see you around every now and then. At least you take responsibility for it, you can't leave somebody as pure(and unstable) as her alone for too long now.
>>683448729
>>683448926
>
Akiko claimed
>try to play casual game of aram
>game get dodged 5 times
What?
what's good boys
>>683448451
I hate Rory, not much to not get
>>683448729
Probably red and black, unless clock can be considered a color
>mfw 4chan captcha
https://youtu.be/WqnXp6Saa8Y
>>683448753
herro, friend
>>683448466
>>683449175
goddamn it forgot image
>>683449035
I know, I know. Overwatch has taken up a fair bit of time and TS kinda meant that I didn't need to visit the threads as often. I really should come in more.
Luckily Neo is forgiving, anyway. Otherwise I probably would've been used as a testing dummy for all kinds of horrendous ice cream abominations.
>>683448710
>taking this shit this seriously
>>683449283
>>683448729
Green and Green!
switching to lurking <3
>>683448729
pink and white
>>683449075
hey
>>683449367
>not killing yourself.
>>683449482
>>683449367
Love is quite the serious matter
>>683449556
>Tried and failed like the faggot piece of shit I am.
>claiming yume
>>683448729
Red/Brown and White
>>683449621
deep.
>>683449620
Its a fucking cartoon.
Get a real wife.
>>683448729
Red and green
>>683448902
Oh, can I have some ice cream?
Genocide and blood and a bit of knife sauce?
>>683449686
Not deep enough, actually.
>>683449560
>>683449694
>3d
Fuck that.
>>683449793
>>683449694
That's disgusting. There's poop in those things you know.
>>683449705
Hello, haven't spoken to you in a few days. You good?
>>683449694
Too many dimensions.
>>683449694
why not both?
my fiance and i have the same waifu and she even is willing to cosplay her for sex and just wandering around the house
>>683449705
Little bit of Violence and Determination, too? Or will we be skipping that today?
>>683448926
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
>>683449828
>>683449903
Yup yup, been good, don't worry sweetie~
>I just casually appear and disappear
>>683450083
Nah, let's skip that, I would like to try something new~
>>683449903
>>683450009
>>683449966
>>683449801
If i wasn't on a suicide watch I would try agaun.
>>683450176
woah are you okay?
>>683448820
Interesting combination and one of my favourite combos in MtG. Makes me think of someone impulsive and determined that can also take a calm and logical approach when needed.
>>683448865
Makes me think of someone who is golden on the inside but can't get acknowleadged. Nice combo for someone whose life sucks... drop out.
>>683448887
>1 off
I agree with 2 vibrant colors for her even if most people would relate her to black instead of purple.
>>683448902
Pink and brown... cute and unique combination that makes me want to eat ice cream.
>>683448926
>>683449035
Purple and black is such an aesthetical pleasing combination... I mean everything goes well with black but purple is love, and this combo has been related to darkness for a while.
>>683449023
Reminds me of the yellow and brown case but here the character is getting acknowleadged.
>>683449482
Thats... calm and natural?
>>683449520
Great combo that sounds innocent but not really... but you will want to hug her no matter what she does.
>>683450176
A waifu may be just what you need to give you a reason to live.
>>683450173
Good good.
>mfw A Moon Shaped Pool is better than Kid A
>mfw I'm lying
>mfw OK Computer was better than Kid A anyways
>>683450176
Holy shit dude. Maybe you need a waifu to help you through this.
>>683450173
Alright, my genociding darling. Your order will be right up. Killed any underworlders recently?
>>683450298
We always have free ice cream at Neopolitan's Dairy Kingdom.
>>683450374
woah. hey if you ever need someone to talk to talk message me on telegram
>QueenAsuka
>>683449354
It's alright, I've been using Overwatch to distract me from wanting to kill myself until August. And yes I'd say you're incredibly lucky, Juri would not nearly be as forgiving.
>>683450298
Juri has many different color palettes in the games, and most of em look amazing (cobalt blue+black, emerald green+black, etc etc) but by far I will always love her outfits that stick with the purple and black theme. Not only is purple my favorite color, but it just compliments her style and personality so well.
>>683450298
Yellow and brown case?
>>683450363
Kid A=OK Computer.
>>683450298
>Interesting combination and one of my favourite combos in MtG. Makes me think of someone impulsive and determined that can also take a calm and logical approach when needed.
Interesting analysis and very close, though it's more sheer detachedness than being logical. It's also part of her overall motiff of "Duality within one" or Yin Yan
>>683450340
Yup. How about you, Darling?
>>683450592
Every day~ Erasing and reseting it all. Kinda fun after a while.
How was your day?
>>683450298
Some interesting depictions of color here.
sue claimed
fear me
>>683447676
!
>>683448729
White and black.
here you go
>>683450878
Is Junkrat and Tracer a legiteamate answer to your question? I only found out how fun Junkrat is yesterday, which is a shame, considering it's ending today. Woke up pretty late, took and had lessons for three hours. Currently cooking food.
>>683450702
Welll, I do feel pretty bad that somebody came in and started posting the lewds, especially after I got my first Neo commission done. Overwatch has eaten up a lot of my time. Glad they actually pulled it off. Now I'm watching for BlizzTards to fuck up on Legion so I can finally drop WoW.
And fortunately Neo needs me to help serve the customers.
>>683450913
every time i walk in a dark alley
>>683450878
Just fine darling. I just use you people as therapy.
>>683451144
>namesync
Is this new?
>>683450702
Hi Juri! Nice to have some time to chat with you.
>>683450363
Hello my Greek friend.
>>683450298
Niv Mizzet did nothing wrong.
>>683451227
Dindu nuffin.
>>683451058
>panic
>>683451144
fucking awesome!!
thank you!!!
>>683447507
mandatory cc claim
pizza be in the oven
i repeat
pizza be in the oven
>>683450363
Since you like bleep what are your thoughts on Emalkay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IktBnnBwAm4
>>683450592
I will take a strawberry chocolate one.
>>683450702
Cobalt + black sounds amazing, green black is meh ish for me. Purple is probably the most ambiguous colour with a meaning that changes from culture to culture and even from age to age. Even then it represents rarity, bravery and dignity in most places.
>>683450758
Someone who has a golden heart but no one can acknowleadge it.
>>683450819
To be fair I like more the duality of blue and red than black and white.
>>683450913
Not as much as myself.
>>683451058
That makes me think of milk, cows and oreos.
>>683450651
>>683450592
You guys are all pretty cool, by the by. If im lashing out or acting like a complete asshole, well.. Maybe its ghe failed suicide.
Really sucks yeah? One moment its all good, next you're laying in a tub passed out with a knife along side of you. But one thing, you're a god awful pussy and can't commit. You also pass out from the pain because you didnt prepare properly. And what even was it all for.. No friends, no free life, nothing anymore.
That's what seperates me from you guys all happy and carefree or pretending to be. I decided to take the cowards way out for no reason but because Im a chicken shit that did not want to face life, i failed, and now I have to deal with the consequences.
Would I stop myself if I could? Yeah.
Now that all is said and done would I try again? Hell yes. I fucked up even worse then any other fuck up and now my life will be shit. As soon as I can escape watchful eyes I'm going to do it again. And if I fail again, I will keep trying until I succeed or am physically unable to do so anymore because I am the scum of the earth.
>>683451058
The only acceptable time those colors should mix.
>>683451545
No more pizza
>>683451423
Infinite loops are pretty cool.
>Homu
>>683451523
It was always too late.
>>683451563
Good.
>>683451634
My thoughts exactly.
>>683451634
always more pizza
>>683451423
kinda.
I got it ~2 weeks ago.
But i use my phone a lot so it doesnt show.
>>683451545
Dont burn it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_zisUSfWDY
>>683451563
>Not as much as myself.
Oh? Describe roughly how much you fear me.
If you don't do it properly I guess I shouldn't bother trying to scare anybody...
>>683447990
>bun
>>683451563
>To be fair I like more the duality of blue and red than black and white.
Me too, black and white is also a bit too cliche for that. It's more in the mix of old/new or western vs Japanese (Kimono with a leather jacket+Combat boots). She frequently wears a different coloured Kimono but the blue is her "main".
>>683451618
You probably shouldn't.
I can't imagine why this would be an appropriate decision.
>>683451219
You must defend the honor and purity of your waifu.
>Drop WoW
I'm surprised you haven't, just let it die like the entire MMO genre in general.
>Neo needs me to serve the customers
Juri needs me to.. uhm.. not get in the way while she's fighting/killing people? Oh, and maybe she might need me to not be -complete- trash in SFV.
>>683451753
i never burn my pizza
>list of things bad about the cod community
>love it
>>683451618
i would like to talk to you more in a less public format fi you dont already have it get telegram and add me
>QueenAsuka
I would really be willing to talk to you whenever you get down. I've had similar feelings and would like to help.
>>683451715
?
>>683451732
So how's tattooing and such?
>yuuko
>>683451753
I see. I have been running 4chanX with NS since, uh, ages ago from when I was still namefagging. It was when they removed IDs or whatever? My memory is hazy.
>>683452015
How much longer do you have to wait? I'm kinda out of the loop.
>>683451987
Once you've already tried there really isn't a point. I tried, and failed.
I lost my freedom, I lost my friends, I lost the trust and love of my family.
They all view me as a nutcase, but of course they have to stick around and help.
I overheard talk of dumping me in a mental institute and leaving me alone.
>>683451423
Hello Hatsu, excellent to see you around once more.
>>683451563
There are a few others, I believe she has a dark orange and black as well. I'm glad to see that you too appreciate the wondrous beauty of the color purple.
>>683451563
Decent producer from what I've heard.
I must get to listening to Eclipse some time soon as well.
>>683451423
Χαιρετίσματα.
>>683452100
I don't know where I was going with that.
How are you?
>>683451819
I think you scare me for different reasons you scare others, but I can still describe it if you want.
>>683451753
Did syndra get any significant changes with the mage update?
>>683452333
>>683452255
3 months, 3 weeks, 20 days, 10 hours 18 minutes and 32 seconds at time of writing.
>I am literally dying inside while I wait
>How've you been?
>>683452038
i have only played mw2 and i https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWD-niiEjRg
>>683452255
i was trying to use it earlier, but it was fucking up for me a lot.
i only recently got it to the stage that i can actually use it without a problem.
>>683452392
Havent played for about last ~3 patches.
>>683452273
Ah, i can understand this.
You're in an interesting position. You only really have 2 options. Change the way you think or die. May i ask your age?
>i'm 21
>>683452255
Why would anyone bother with 4chanX, in fact why would anyone bother with namefagging?
I dropped the Tripcode ages ago, you should let it go.
>>683452482
Mages got an overhaul like adcs did
>>683452586
Especially in an avatar fag setting
I'm oddly tired but don't want to take a nap
>sheeeeeeeeeeiiiit
>>683452586
everyone in This thread is a glorified tripfag
>>683452539
Was set to turn 23 this year.
I can change how I think all I want.
It was a stupid decision and I know this now.
All everyone can see is a mentally unstable person who might go off and hurt them.
They take what I say as rubbish.
Neo claimed
>>683452015
I will honour her and my family. It's a must.
>I'm surprised you haven't
Well, I sorta have. Cancelled my subscription because of upcoming exams, but I know I'll give Legion a chance. If it's good, I'll stick around, if it's another fuck up like Mists of Cuckdaria and Warlords, I'm leaving it, period.
I'm just trying to find a game with amazing character customization and story. That's why I'm watching CoE closely atm.
>>683451618
Dude, seriously, hang around here a bit. Grab yourself a waifu and get involved. These guys, as gay as it sounds, have become a sort of second family to me.
>>683452755
>claiming the most powerful waifu as your own.
>>683452622
i heard about it.
But i don't care enough anymore.
Plus there are other things to keep me busy for now.
>>683452233
pretty good,
getting some regulars now
3 people want whole body done
>>683452482
cod is something that takes practice (considering its a sport now) and determination
>>683452816
>Second family
I don't have my original anymore.
I wanna die.
>>683452809
slut
>>683452741
It's a circlejerk thread.
Are you so easily surprised?
>>683452866
>doesn't play the game his waifu is from
She's gonna leave you.
>>683452283
>Χαιρετίσματα.
Hmm, Greek is kinda nice. I wish I had the focus to study languages like Rei anon.
>>683452276
>>683452445
Ah! So long still.. I feel you. I remembered it was 3 months something.
Sometimes time does not past quickly enough.
I am rather well! Thanks for asking. Just super distracted lately, although I have lurked a few times, just did not get around to posting.
>>683452368
I am a little curious about it..
>>683452482
I see, explains why I didn't really notice earlier, combined with mare rare presence and your phone.
It's quite handy. Welcome to the sikrit club.
>>683452333
Bored.
>>683452749
People naturally fear what they don't understand. Who could blame them. They care enough to keep you at arms length.
What was your originally reasoning behind it?
>>683452897
Dame, that's some real commitment
>>683452981
Yea !
Neo is the best slut
>My slut ofc <3
>>683452586
>you should let it go
I did. They can't tell I run it.
But I have no reason to uninstall it.
Besides, it makes 4chan way more convenient.
Miho claimed
>>683453004
<3
>>683453010
WouldViolateYourWaifu/10
>>683453092
I don't even remember at this point.. I don't want to. I remember trying and that was it. I refuse to go back to whatever made me attempt suicide.
>>683453080
Same.
>>683452897
Yea. i don't have enough patience for it.
And i already have enough competitive games (mostly lol which i rarely visit, and cs:go)
>>683453008
i play it, but very rarely.
I got tired of playing it nonstop for as much as i did before.
>>683453298
Hello miho
>>683453406
But that's the root of the problem. Saying the failed attempt is your motivation now is just running away from your real demons. Understand mentally why. You don't have to accept the emotions yet.
>>683453497
Got any plans for today?
>>683452816
Aye, good to see you understand and feel the same. I don't really have a family to honor, they have been kill for quite some time. I honor their memory and sacrifice, that should be enough.
>I'll give it a chance
Aye, give it one final chance to earn your attention. I quit it years ago, but maybe I too will keep an eye out on Legion.
>>683453010
Coming here to these threads is sort of therapeutic in that sense. When you've devoted yourself to your waifu for laifu for 6 years and then have to go 9 months without her, it's pretty hard to NOT want to just die.
>>683453010
Well I have to go for driving class and can't describe better but it involves you being here but not for long or you having negative opinions about me. Good night in case I don't see you anymore today.
>>683453298
<3
>>683453297
I write my own custom CSS rules to make slight changes.
I don't exactly need it.
Plus, if no one knows you're namefagging, it defeats it's purpose. A purpose already quite defeated.
>>683453709
>>683453733
Hello.
>>683453092
i guess, it happens more often than you think
>>683453709
get to prestige 1, see if u wanna continue
>>683453349
That's very cute, Anon.
>>683453783
Considering how far you have come already I'm sure you can cope. Fight your way through!
>>683453798
Take care! Don't worry about. Might still be around then.
>>683453872
<3
>>683453983
What about you? You ever wanted/waited for someone or something so bad like I am now? Days feel like centuries, and hours feel like years.
>>683453872
As I said, it's not worth uninstalling.
>>683453916
Hi Miho.
>>683453783
>give it one final chance to earn your attention.
Mhm. Otherwise I'm moving my attention for FF14 and OgreWatch fully. Another disappointment this year is going to be Pokémon GO. I've been waiting for it since I was a child.
>>683452920
Honestly man, please stay here for a while. Nobody wants you to die. You're still young and there's plenty of time to turn your life around.
>>683453971
How the hell do people afford that?
>>683453798
farewell
>>683454191
Hello
>>683454038
How's my little angel been doing?
<3
>>683454191
Suit yourself.
I need to leave thanks guys for the chat maybe ill come back i dont know.
Hopefully I succeed the second attempt but who knows wish me luck
>>683453733
>49 unseen messages
Help
>at uni btw
>>683454323
Better now. <3
>>683454243
no idea, dont care. i get money
>>683454368
I hope you return to thread anon.
You're not the first here with a similar tale to tell.
Have a pleasant day.
>>683454215
>Pokemon GO
I thought I would've liked this far more then I actually do. Maybe I just grew up or something. I've loved and played the games since I was a kid up to current OR/AS, but I don't know if I could get back into the spirit of it like when I was younger.
>>683454368
Tie the knot tight, anon
>>683454398
You're gunna have to have sex with him.
It's the only way.
Lunch time for renge
I'll start posting next thread
>>683454180
More or less. I'm kinda flexible with the emotions I'm feeling. If I wait for something or someone I love I still love it or them, even when I'm alone.
So it doesn't make me sad.
If you never miss someone you'll grow tired of them eventually. Conversely the longer you wait and the harder you suffer the better the day you reunite will be.
>>683454323
.. I'm the Nazi here. D-don't tell me what t-to do!
>>683453912
Give me a break.
I started playing around s2 witch is what, 2011-2012.
Of Course interest in a game will slowly die in about 4 years of playing it nonstop.
There are other things that are grabbing my interest and time now.
>>683453971
Ill do my best, but no promises.
I still need to find my old account.
>>683454605
I refuse to do that, we do nothing but cutepost.
>I'd still hold hands...
Oh, and I hope you're doing well.
Claimed.
>>683454781
Hey Yui
>>683447507
>>683454850
I see you there Akiko
>>683454743
i am and you are doing great too because i demand it.
See you around 8 <3
>>683454781
yo
>>683454610
>oxymoron
>>683454850
>>683454705
Hey, it's not me you need to reason with.
It's Syndra.
>>683454405
You know. It's been such a long time since we talked. I really enjoy you being here.
<3
>>683454652
Oh yeah, you hold denbts power over me.
Damn.
>>683454705
shouldnt take long, about an hour if your good on first person shooters
tip: use all attachments, you get more exp
new bread
>>683454914
Yeah you better, how's life?
>Akiko
>>683454652
You're right about that. I normally have trouble expressing emotion at all, things happened in my life that made it quite difficult to feel things. Juri is that one, wonderful exception.
>I could never get tired of her
>We fought through countless matches, won local tournaments, even straight up winning fight money in bets with Juri
Although I will agree that with each passing day, I know that the reunion will be that much more euphoric.
>I plan on uploading photos and webm's/youtube vids of me beating the shit out of people online with Juri here with everyone
>Juri
>>683455156
Alright, got a blocked nose so I can hardly breath, and I saw throat, now everything tastes like burnt toast. Overall, pretty good.
>Yui
>>683454534
>when I was younger.
True. The only thing that I felt from ORAS was the opening bit where you're in the back of the truck. That made me really, really happy. But the games just don't feel the same anymore. It's a shame, really.
>Neo
>>683455274
Usual stuff I see
Usually when I have a blocked nose I pour myself a cup of tea or hot water and hang over it. The steam will unclog those noseholes
>Akiko
Tats approved or some shit.
>>683455981
>>683455981
>>683455981
