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alright /b/ the most gayest thing you all have ever did. even if your not gay, we have all done something gay.
>me and my friend were at a public toilet and we both had to piss really bad and there was one small urinal stall there and we were both on the verge of pissing ourselves so we both squeeze into the urinal stall at the same time and piss. our dicks were only a hair from touching one another.
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Literally dryhumped with another guy until we both came at age 13
We were both fit (lol university happens) and never spoke about it ever again with anyone

Delicious
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>>683447241
fag
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I got fucked by a shemale. Came by prostate orgasm
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>>683448354
That's not gay, that's fucking tight
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I bought a really big black dildo and I bought butt plugs and other toys but I threw em all away
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>>683446935
>be 13
>sex drive is through the roof because puberty
>find my mom's dildo in her room
>put it in my ass because curious
>start to regularly do it
>sometimes use my mom's lube, sometimes my saliva
>definitely better with lube but can't use it too often cause she would notice
>start to really enjoy anal penetration
>still don't know anything about the prostate though
>watch anal porn vids and try to imitate them
>one day my best friend and I are alone at my house
>both fap to youporn under our shirts, something we used to do very often
>show him the dildo to have a giggle
>I confess I tried putting it in my ass
>still don't know why it turned me on so much to tell him at this moment
>I take some lube and show him
>take it balls deep
>he's laughing his ass off but still wants to watch
>we don't really talk, but I can tell we're both very turned on
>my heart is pounding
>I get naked and fuck myself in front of him
>the situation is so fucked up I turn into full slut mode
>it feels 10 times better than usual
>I'm moaning so loud I don't recognize myself
>friend is freaking out, he sits next to me and starts fapping
>he asks me questions about how it feels
>he gets naked too
>I suddenly understand that if I keep on fucking my ass like that I'm gonna cum
>I ask him if he wants to fuck me
>he freaks out even more but says yes
>he puts his dick in and pounds me for 15 seconds
>he cums inside me
>he pulls out, I'm still not finished
>I put the dildo back in me and give myself a pounding
>there's definitely a spot that feels better than the rest
>after a moment my ass contracts and I ejaculate on the floor
>felt incredible

tfw I lost my virginity to my best friend and I had my first prostate orgasm in front of him with his cum dripping from my ass
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>>683448964
I'm a gay man and that's gayer than anything I've done. Good job anon.
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Beat off to the thought of Trump fish hooking Hillary, beating her ass with a big red dildo with "stimulus package" written on it, while Bernie helps shove Al Sharpton's dick in her mouth like the socialist cuck he is.
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>>683446935
I had bareback sex last night and I was mad that the guy didn't shoot his load in my ass
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>>683448964
You faggot
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>>683449116
thanks
and the worst is now I'm too beta to try meeting and having sex with a man
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Threesome 1 girl 2 guys. My friend was fucking his girlfriend in his room and he had his door open. When I walked by I tried to close the door but my friend just asked if I wanted to join and his girlfriend was okay with it.His girl was fucking hot so I was fine if I had to share her with him. But now he lets me fuck his girlfriend whenever I want without him but sometimes we do have threesomes again which still feels kind of gay since our dicks sometimes touch
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>>683449348
This is not the gayest thing you've ever done.
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>>683449425
I've kissed another guy on a dare before in middle school but I didn't think that was as gay my dick touching my friends dick
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>>683446935
Went in this thread.
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I go on grindr and talk to guts enough to wanna meet up but never actually go through with it
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I took a shit with my dog watching and my dog is a gay man.
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>>683446935
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went to a gay bar, found a group that wanted to come back and hang out, had a 4-orgy. I'm not gay though
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>>683448964
dude
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>>683446935
GROUP SHOWER

My fraternity house in undergrad had 3 bathrooms and showers. The largest/main bathroom had a couple urinals, a few toilet stalls, and a big shower with multiple shower heads (like a gym). So in the mornings it'd be you and your bros showering and catching up.
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Sucked a guy's dick once in 7th or 8th grade can't really remember which was in middle school for sure, got pissed when he wouldn't return the favor because I was "too Hairy down there".
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>>683450182
bro
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not gay but when i was 14 i was super horny so i sucked off 3 hot guys at school and let them piss in my mouth
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me and my friend would blow each other every so often
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>>683450049

is that from wikihow to not have a retarded baby?
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>>683450567
You're right that's not gay at all
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Suck a dude's cock in a public toilet and then masturbate with my mouth filled with his jizz while he watches
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>>683446935
Had gay sex
shit was cash
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>about 6 years ago having a shit sex life so I decide I want to suck dick and maybe more
>post ads to CL, start talking to a guy that has an office in a hotel room
>sends me pics, good looking and a huge cock.
>finally get nerve up to see him. I find his room door is open just a little. a security guard is next to the room.
>I think the show must be starting and I'm the star
> he's a nice guy. asks me how we should start. I ask him to sit in the chair he has and take his pants down.
> huge cock. instantly hard. I start sucking him. All fear goes out the door. I lick up his shaft, suck his balls and suck his cock hard and long.
>he groans, yells out my fake name I gave him, stands up and starts face fucking me. I love it.
>I ask him to fuck my ass. He says he'd love to.
>fingers me, puts on a condom and just plows into me. the pain is terrible. his cock is huge.
>He pounds me for a half hour. pinches my nipples, calls me a slut, slaps my ass red.
>i'm whimpering begging him to come. Finally he busts a nut inside me. his legs start spasming like crazy.
>Gets off me, walks to the bathroom and throws condom in toilet.
>I'm still on the floor. Dripping with sweat, ass in the air.
>he sits down in his office chair and tells me to get the fuck out of his office.
>I get up and leave, never see him again
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Fucked a tranny about 2 months ago. They were really into me and wanted to date. Couldn't go through with it.

Currently have a gf, having issues getting it up. I think the tranny ruined me
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>>683450947
>an office in a hotel room
the fuck?
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>went to store
>carrying huge electric keyboard home in massive box
>sun is beating down and i'm sweating
>take shortcut down backstreets passage through trees and fields
>halfway down there are two boys about 9 playing
>one of them tries to impress the other one by calling me a homo and saying pianos are gay
>i am hot, sweaty, tired and agitated
>tell them to fuck off
>he calls me a homo again
>i lean the keyboard up against a tree and run towards them
>other kid runs away fast but the little shit trips over
>i shout that i'm going to kill them and the other kid is all the way out of there without looking back
>get over this little shithead who is suddenly panicking and all of his confidence has gone
>"sorry sorry sorry i didn't mean it sorry i was joking i'm sorry!!"
>told him he should have thought of that before he called me a faggot
>told him that if he went around abusing strangers then strangers would abuse him
>grabbed him by the head and pulled my dick out of my jeans
>pushed his head towards it and said kiss it then since i'm so fucking gay
>he starts crying and begging
>tell him to open his mouth and put it in or i'll fucking stab him
>he opens his mouth and i stick my limp cock in
>kick him to the ground
>say "who is fucking gay now?" and put my cock back in my pants
>tell him if he tells anyone then everyone at school will know he's a gay dick sucker
>pick up my keyboard and go home
>fail at learning the keyboard like i failed at learning guitar
>it sits in my attic untouched
>waste of money
>anyone want to buy a keyboard?
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>>683451314
Yeah - he was like some advertising freelance guy. Or someone making videos of himself fucking straight guys? He had a bunch of advert stuff on his desk tho. pretty convincing.
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>>683451378
What kind of keyboard?
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>>683451226
why? sex wasn't good ? Or you only want trannies now ?
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>get horny
>buy bag of lollipops
>carefully unwrap lollipops
>jerk off and cum on them
>wipe some of them on my asshole
>rewrap them
>glue the bag back up
>go to park and strategically drop the bag near some cute girls
>wait behind bush with camera to record girls licking my cum up
>girl finds bag
>"omg i've found lollies!! someones dropped loads of lollies!"
>fuck yes this is going to be good
>bunch of kids run up to her
>she unwraps one "eww it's all sticky"
>drops it on the floor
>other girls lose interest because they're sticky
>some boy says "i don't care if they're melted" and takes them all
>sticks one in his mouth and says "mmm they still taste good"
>girl says "eww i don't want one"
>boy goes and gives shares them with his friends playing football
>dick goes soft
>boys are eating my cum and ass
>this is not what i wanted
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>>683451601
electric
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>>683452214
How much
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Typical girl bullshit. Used to get drunk with my best friend and hook up. She was obsessed with my tits and there was no better feeling than having her suck on my nipples while I rub my pussy.
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>>683452162
Pasta?
Good all the same.
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>>683446935
i took a big black dick up the ass last wednesday, and now i have such severe hemorrhoids that i can't even sit on a normal chair
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>>683451760

I think it's a combination of things. This girl I'm dating now is 90 lbs, flat chested, and a tiny ass. I'm more used to the 120-140 range, don't mind some cushion.

This girl is also fairly strong-willed. Shes had a really good family upbringing. Which is great outside the bedroom. Has her head on straight. Inside the bedroom I need to establish full dominance to get an erection. I feel like there are too many variables going on that ruin my boner with her.

Whereas when I fucked the tranny for the first 5 times, my dick was tingly with excitement. It knew something new was happening
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>>683452389
>Tits or?
>profit???
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>>683452415

not pasta, it really happened and i was really sad and felt pretty gay
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>>683452454
You're a plain faggot. Sorry to tell you.
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>>683452496
Well great story so at least for that youre not a faggot.
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>>683452603
i mean, its not really news to me, anon
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>>683448837
I know that feel.
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>>683452389
Fucking hot.
Are either of you decent? Or disgusting?
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>>683452819
Sorry i thought this thread was for basically straight guys who've been a bit gay on occasion. Not for classified homosexuals.
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I ain't proud of the things I done in The Great Faggot War.
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>>683452454
>>683452603
>>683452819
but seriously, any other anons who do things with their anus have this sort of issue? i don't really know how to deal with it and its very uncomfortable
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>>683453017
卍h†卐╠þ
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>>683452389
Ever had a girl lick your pushy?
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>>683453060
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>>683453060
I'm going through that too right now anon. It sucks because I'm having them at the same time as severe diarrhea and strep throat. If you find a way to deal with it let me know anon. My boyfriend is getting tired of me complaining about it.
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>>683446935

fapped to Bailey Jay and several other shemales, including a shemale fucking a man up the ass
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>>683450638
Indeed
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>>683453311
that's gay
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>>683453147
>pushy
Kek I meant pussy
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>>683453147
Yes. The same girl.
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Really thinking about get a plug or dido lately but to nervous I might like it
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i took all the dvds off a dvd spindle and left it on my bed as i was sorting them

i forgot it was there and sat down and penetrated my anus because i was naked
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>>683453060
Why are you asking me? The only anus trouble i have is a sore but after a 70km bike ride
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>>683446935
i uh draw female super heros sometimes to keep it diverse.. i uh like dove chocolate. thats all my gay.
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>>683453433

I know dude, that's why I posted it in this thread
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>>683453454
And have you licked one yourself?
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>>683453505
Doesn't that count as an honourable mention for a Darwin award
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>>683453484
nah dude you should totally buy dido. she's a great singer
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>>683452462
The answer is simple, find a hot trans girl and fuck her instead.

we are all super submissive so most likely compatible, just find one who you like and who passes
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>>683448964
>>683448964

Wow. That's gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys.
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>>683453564
just adding an extra link to the convo, sorry
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>>683453647
Yes I licked hers.
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Fingered my butt
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>>683448964
Me and my best friend did really similar stuff when we were young
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>>683453484
I didn't mind it. Stan was okay not a fan of her other work though.
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>>683446935
One time when I was playing hide-and-seek with a friend, he kissed me on the cheek while my eyes were closed.
Stopped hanging out with him after that.
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>>683453715

Not trying to spread the stereotype that trans girls are mentally unstable, but that was the case with mine.

Had an insane temper and suspected me of seeing an ex when I went to see my grandma in the hospital. Kinda turned me off right away
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My story is similar to your one.
>My friend needed to piss, but I was fine.
>We go to the toilets, but they were all full.
>I tell my friend, "I am thirsty. Two birds?)
>He drops proceeds to get out his cock.
>I get on my knees
>He says "Are you ready"
>"Yeah" I say
>I open my mouth, and he fills it.
>It was warm, not the best taste, but not bad.
>I can't swallow fast enough and piss runs down my chin.
>He laughs, picks me up and carefully licks it off.
>Next thing I know, my dick is out. Hard.
>He takes it in his hand. It feels so good.
>I feel a hand on my shoulder.
>The guys in the toilet all have erections.
>We then had a massive fucking orgy.
>I got AIDS and died two years later.
>Totally worth it
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>>683454358
Ah, both of those are red flags. find one who's stable! :)
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>>683454087
story?
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>6th grade
>Sign out at the same time for bathroom
>In stall standing on toilet, backs to the wall.
>Start jerking our cocks for the first few times ever
>Start talking about technique and how it feels
>Start pressing our heads together a little
>Realize we have been edging for 10 mins
>Ohshit.jpeg
>Run back to class
>Not in much trouble
>asked where we have been out at the same time?
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>>683455266
what?
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>>683451378

kek'd even if is copypasted
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>>683449116
Fuckin kek
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Often had sex with 2 mates in elementary school. Had sex with them without the other one knowing.
Then again when i was like 12-13 with another guy dik why though. Was funny, but not gay this day today.
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>>683446935
69 with a guy who had a really big cock. i mean really - nine inches, incredible. he sucked me off a couple of times first, and then i did him a few days later and then we did a 69. i didn't let him come in my mouth tough, but he drank me down like a drain.
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>>683446935
got fucked by a tranny and sucked his dick
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>>683446935
Wrote like 300 emails with a guy about his friends' ex-wife getting fucked and tortured. There was occasional self-inserting from both of us.
Fuck myself in the ass with an unlubed broomstick on the regular.
Made out with my ex-fiancee's gay friend on our floor on her birthday. He kissed better than her and he was so warm.
But I ain't gay
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>>683448964
>I ask him if he wants to fuck me
>he freaks out even more but says yes
kek
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>>683446935
>learn through /lgbt/ about sited and the meetups they host and advertise
>often have private ones where you need an invite unless you're known on that site
>pick out the few that are open to anyone just show up at X time
>knew city was big on being "progressive" but 100 events a month i CAN go to is insane
>make a showing on a forum and introduce myself as "Bi-curious but virgin so i can't exactly say."
>after the avalanche of messages pick out a 7/10 i'd meet up at a bar famous for these types of things
>up close she's pretty petite and probably closer to 8/10 but that could be the dim lighting
>spend about 3 hours shaking hands and being introduced to people
>actually make some new friends but thats beside the point
>by now everyones had a few beers or margarita's or whatever the fuck a mojito is
>met a nice "dyke" who lifts and is extraordinarily handsy when tipsy (one of those friends mentioned)
>afterwards go to take a piss
>not even sure if half in the mens room have penises or not and theres just a straight chick squatting over the trough
>no room anywhere
>only place is the way back handicap stall
>head in and get about halfway through before i hear the stall door close
>its the 7-8/10
>cue this really awkward moment where i just kinda say hi and finish pissing
>cue more awkward moment when she shakes me dry before blowing me
>fuck it its not my first time to the bathroom sex rodeo
>after the fun bit she drops trou and obviously there's a fucking dick
>tiny little thing and almost no balls
If anyone can tell me does this just happen during HRT? Kinda curious.
>gah fuck it i was hoping to nab a lesbian or a bi but she/he IS pretty hot
>cue sweaty smelly bathroom sex where the dyke kicks in the door halfway through cause my fucking shoe somehow got thrown under the stall door
>apparently they made and bet and dyke lost
>spend the next 5 years banging a cutie through transitioning and her dyke apparently bi friend
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>>683456937
Winrar
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>>683456937
Fucking phone. 2* years.
Only issues i'm currently having is its starting to turn into this fucked up 3 sided slowly-turning-serious relationship and that the dyke has been bringing up pegging alot lately where i let 7/10 handle that.
Not even sure if i'm gay or if my polarities are being cancelled or what cause the 7/10 is cuter than most girls but the dyke is absolutely more jacked and nicer chinned than most men.
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>>683456739
I basically I asked him if he wanted to lose his virginity
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>>683456937
>sited
What is sited?
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I was lured by a couple of neighborhood kids to indulge into sexual activities with them when I was 12/13. Mostly ranging from giving each other a hand and kissing.
I like to think it never happened tho.
Does anyone regret their experiences too?
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>>683457348
pic of tranny?
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>>683457415
I know it isn't supposed to be funny but that was fucking hysteric
Way better than most of the "first time" stories I've heard
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>>683457696
not a photobuff sadly. Might find one but thats a sure fire way to her facebook acc.
>>683457439
Phones being a prick with autocorrect and i keep turning it off and it turns itself back on.
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I just shove dick-like object up my ass while fapping. I'm planning to buy a sex sleeve (the one that vibrates) and dildo when I get my paycheck

I'm not gay. I just have a fetish for futa and trannies
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>>683458044
Well what was sited supposed to be before autocorrect?
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>>683448964
this is... literally the gayest thing i've ever read.
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>>683458266
Czecked
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in college a black man paid me 200 to suck him and fuck me in the ass,session lasted 2 and a half hours, I met him for one more time for a 60$ blowjob. needed the money for books and food.
Never did it again.
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>>683446935
>at a uni party couple of years ago
>got drunk
>everyone is casually playing that spin the bottle game
>ends up on me
>someone mentions how I should kiss some guy and I was like 'nah pls no' so they tell me to do something else retarded
>later that night going to take a piss
>on my way back the guy I was supposed to kiss greets me and jokingly says 'didn't want to kiss me, huh? it hurts bro' and smiles
>I see he's actually pretty handsome for a guy and I never tried it before so I go for it
>he stops smiling, is weirded out and like 'wtf bro'
>I hold him for his lower arms against the wall and he relaxes
>starts kissing me back
>its over soon, he chuckles and kisses my cheek
>pretend like nothing ever happened
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>>683454935
1/2
>be me around 12 hanging with best friend who has kinda fucked up life
>he has been exposed to probably everything by now but im still innocent
>playing GTA4 one day and we go to the strip club
>just sitting there watching and getting dances
>after a little while more of playing that we decide to switch games
>I get up to put halo in
>when i set the disc in i feel him pull on my waist and push into me
>"what are you doing?" i ask him as i can feel something bulging hitting me
>"im just messing around"
>remember i had never seen real sex or anything at this point
>we play some halo for a while then we decided to go ride our bikes
>i get up to put the disc away
>again he is humping me, this time i just let him cause it feels kinda good
>we ride to our hangout spot dubbed "the paintball field"
>on the way there he asks me about sex and stuff
>he is very good at getting me to say yes to things
>he asks me if i wanted to have sex with him sometime just to see what its like
>i think about it for a minute then say sure
>he tells me he was just joking and he has to go home
>"alright see you tomorrow"
>Fast forward to next day
>We meet at our usual spot inbetween our houses and ride back to my house
>we talk more about sex as i lay face down on my bed
>he gets up on my bed and starts humping me
>fuckthatfeelsgood.jpg
>let him keep humping me
>we switch to doggy and hump for 10 more minutes
>he stops and says "i dont wanna hump anymore i just want to do the real thing
>"uhh alright"
cont
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>>683458704
2/2
>we go out to my dads shed and sit in the chairs inside
>he quickly pulls his pants down and lets his cock out
>i kinda just stare in shock at it
>he puts my hand on it and i start to slowly move up and down it
>"you can put your mouth on it if you want"
>"uhh alright"
>i slowly leaned down and licked the tip a bit
>decide its all or nothing
>put my mouth on it, gave him head for a few minutes then he puts it away
>we go inside
>my mom is the only one home and she says she has to go somewhere
>"okay we will stay inside then"
>sit on couch and play some borderlands
>"did you enjoy that stuff we did?" i asked as he put the vibrating contorller on his crotch
>"yeah it wasn't bad but i want to try more" he said as he got up
>"i wanna try actually fucking you"
>"alright we can do that"
>he pulls his pants down and tells me to pull my pants down and turn around
>i lean over the couch and do as he asks
>feel something pushing into me slightly
>can't feel much but it feels good
>he finally hits the hole
>instantly shoot some cum out of my cock
>hurtssogood.jpg
>he fucks my little ass till he cums
we fucked over and over till we were about 15 and he moved
still kinda miss getting fucked by him especially cause im too shy to meet people off CL to fuck
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well just generally what i do trap ride dildos latest thing i got was this nexus rev2 jesus its expensive but will make you cum buckets
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>>683458770
Omfg give me more stories like his or has anyone else got any good stories

Tell me about the other times you's did stuff please
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>>683459376
Faggot detected
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>>683458770
moar stories
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>>683458266
Sites. Theres several forums and general sites like infinichan that have areas that cater to LGBT types. Last i checked they often mention them on /lgbt/.
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Once masturbated to a trans photoes.
(That support from Renegades) (lol)
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>>683459698
Any other one is basically we just fucked or I sucked him off. I was too much of a bitch to ask him about it though so I would either show him a porn video and send him pictures of hot girls on kik. I think he was mostly straight and he just wanted something to cum inside every day
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I fucked a trap in cozumel mexico a few years back
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>>683446935
When me and a friend of mine were 10, we sucked each others dicks but neither of us got off. Never saw him again after that lmao. No homo.
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>>683459942
Give us the stories then, details
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>>683446935
ive never done something gay. Youre gay cuz you want to do some thing gay you faggot fuck!
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I hearby declare this thread dead.
Take us 404
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Typing up my one gay experience nao. Shemale story
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typing another story of me and my friend
bump
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>>683448964
gayest thing i have ever read going to watch some straight porn to get of my mind
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>>683446935

I drive a convertible mini roadster.
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>>683461410
>starting senior year of college
>have been fapping to tranny porn for 3 years now
>sometimes would look up escorts in my area when I got really horny but never entertained the idea of actually meeting one
>but there was one latina who would stop in my city from time to time that I really liked
>after seeing her ads for about a year, finally say fuck it and call and set up appointment (her english was shit)
>she was about 5'8, 140 or so. had some nice fake tits and a big ass in pics (that was disappointing because it ended up being pretty fake too, I didn't realize at the time how common it was for tranny's to get ass iimplants)
>go to her hotel, nearly pussy out but find her room
>she opens door in some sexy lingerie, looked like she did online (was my biggest fear)
>i walk in and put the envelope on the counter, turn around and she's on the bed topless
>insta boner
>get on bed with her and start sucking her tits
>was my first time with fake tits, didn't like them that much but eh, knew they were fake going in so wasn't too disappointed
>she pulls my shirt off and then unzips my pants and starts giving me a slow hj while I'm still at her tits
>she grabs my hand and puts it at her crotch, i slowly rub her dick
>she gets up and takes her panties off, completely nude and her dick is at eye level now
>she grabs a condom from the bedside desk and puts it on
>i slowly start sucking her, don't enjoy it a lot but i think half the reason was because of the condom
>she puts a condom on me and we 69 for about 10 minutes
>had never gotten head with a condom before either, didn't do much for me
>she flips me on my stomach and slowly fingers me and lubes me up
>slowly starts fucking me (she's a solid 6 inches)
>I had played with my ass before but never penetrated it with much besides my fingers
>it actually feels pretty good but not amazing, i would never be able to cum from just anal
>but I slowly jack myself off while she fucks me for about 10 minutes
cont
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>>683462456
Miata?
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>me and my friend go to his house for once
>listening to music and shit
>he says he wants to get a bj and maybe more once he is done eating
>i ask if i can fuck him because ive literally never gotten to fuck him before
>he says maybe and continues eating
>he puts his plate down and bends over his bunk bed
>itstime.png
>i search for his hole with my fat cock
>try pushing it in, nothing
>he is too tight for me
>decide to just push it all in at once
>IM_IN.midi
>he pulls away shouting in pain
>"well atleast its lose now"
>after a few minutes he bends back over
>i slowly push into his ass so i dont hurt him
>fuck my dick head feels good
>pushing into him but at a wierd angle cause the beds
>ask him if he can move over onto the dog bed
>"alright thats fine"
>we move over and i push into him again
>hot ass michigan summer day, im covered in sweat but i keep on going
>thrusting into his tiny little ass feels amazing on my cock
>he is loving it too
>im moaning even though his uncle is in the other room cause it just feels so fucking good
>"Can i cum inside you?" i ask as im already shooting my huge load into his ass
>he stands up in a bit of shock
>"that was amazing, but now you gotta suck me off atleast"
>he lays down, pulls out his cock
>hadn't seen it for a while, he grew like 2 inches
>perfect looking cock now
>i put my lips on it and go all the way down
>im sweating all over but i keep going and going up and down his shaft
>"uhh anon im gonna cum"
>i take my mouth off his cock for a second to tell him its okay
>as my mouth goes back down on his cock he shoots the biggest load down my throat
>i swallow all of it
>afterwards we just stood up and went to my house like it was nothing
i have one more memorable story about me sucking him off in the woods, any other of the hundreds of times we did it weren't very memorable
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>>683462852
reply if you want to hear it
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>>683462537
>she pulls out and tells me to fuck her
>I want her to ride me but she apparently only does doggy
>oh well, I turn her around and lube it up some but she's pretty loose
>stick it in, this is when I truly realize how fake her ass implants were so doing her doggy wasn't amazing but it felt good
>do it for about 10 minutes or so but just can't finish
>pull out, take condom off and lay down while she gives me a handjob
>she was over me during this and sticking her tongue down my throat the entire time, kinda dom like
>gets me off after just a minute or two, cum all over her hand
>finish, clean up, leave

I don't necessarily regret it but at the same time, that was 3 years ago and I haven't really entertained any thoughts about meeting with a tranny again.
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>>683446935

> most gayest
> have did
> your not

Back to elementary school faggot
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>>683462637
An actual Mini
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>>683446935
Blew my best friend in a threesome with his girlfriend. Liked it. We were all pretty drunk.
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literally footjobbed my pal before we even knew what sexuality is. we kicked eachother in the balls when we fought. i dont know if it counts as gay when youre like 7 or so

after that i put a toothbrush up my ass and sucked on stuff for humiliation in femdom environment
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>>683464064
>after that i put a toothbrush up my ass and sucked on stuff for humiliation in femdom environment
Fucking kek.
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Thread is ded
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>>683462933
ye
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>>683462933
Yes I wanna hear it anon these are gold the way you tell them
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>>683446935
had sex with a man
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>>683461410
Oh nice
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>>683467216
The thread is gonna die probably before I post but I'll write it up I guess
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>>683467647
I will keep posting think imma start a teen gay experiences thread anyway
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I wanna get this story before the 404
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>one day me and friend are riding our bikes up the the store
>talking and just having fun
>we buy some faygo and candy from the little store and drink it at the picnic table they have in the back
>as we are leaving he suggests we go to the paintball field
>"i could really use a blowjob right now"
>we ride over while finishing our drinks
>look around for a bit to make sure we are hidden
>tells me we are on the spot he fucked some 8th grader in a few nights before
>describes him having to put his leg on a tree to hold himself from sliding down the hill
>as he describes it im getting hard and im sure he is too thinking about it
>he leans against a tree, i get on my knees reluctanly cause i didnt want to get my knees dirty
>he unzips and pulls his cock out
>ohfuckyeah.jpg
>i start sucking
>following my mouth with my hand
>i decide to pull my hand off and put it all the way down my throat
>he is around 8 inches and only in like 10th grade
>i pull away to catch my breath and go down for seconds
>keep going, occasionally taking time to breath while i stroke him
>he tells me to put keep my mouth on cause he is gonna cum
>im too tired, gotta breath
>as i move away he starts to cum all over my arm and chest
>i put my mouth back to get the other half of his load in my mouth
>as we are walking to sit down im licking it all up off my hands
>it tastes so good
I really wish he woulda came on my face, thats like one of my sexual dreams
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Alright I'm gonna play some overwatch, should I repost stories in new thread if there is one?
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dont 404 pls
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>>683469941
Is that game any good?
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>be 19 closet bi-curious guy
>never sicker cock before, but wanna try
>I check Craigslist to try to find some dick to suck
>only old dudes
>live in the middle of nowhere, so all the hot guys are really far away
>find a guy in my town who says he wants a bj
>30 yo with a big cock
>go to his house and hang out for a little bit
>start making out
>whips out his cock and tells me to suck it
>I get on my knees and start sucking the tip and stroking his shaft
>take it all balls deep while looking up at him
>go up and down on it for a while
>he starts moaning, then grabs my head and starts face fucking me
>swallow his load and leave

I met up with him one other time if you guys wanna hear it
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>>683450070
definitely not gay
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>>683470050
It's okay, probably not gonna buy it cause I gotta save for a new car but I might later on. My only problem with it is it feels unbalanced but it's not even out yet so it will get better I'm sure
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>>683446935
I've played Kingdom Hearts once and found it enjoyable.
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>>683471579
>not playing 1-2 and naming your gmail, yahoo, and youtube after sora.
Pleb.
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Sage this garbage
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>>683472927
Insecurefag is angry
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>have sex
>wth a man

cnat get much gayer than that
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>>683470138
Yeah I wanna hear in better detail please
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>>683446935
I once had sex with a dude in prison. I'm pg only (prison gay). When you're in there for 10 years, a dudes asshole is pretty much a vagoo.
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>>683448964
no way thats a man its got to be photoshopped
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I've got a profile on biggercity and routinely get my ass filled with a random chaser's cock.

Going to be meeting up with a new guy tonight
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>>683473677
How did it happen greentext it faggot
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>>683446935

most gayest thing I ever did:

>be me, straight male

>to conserve my virginity and preserve my chastity, told a girl "I'm gay", so she stopped asking me to have sex

>then she started asking me "what about my new frilly skirt", and gay things like that

>eventually 6 months later she got a bf and stopped bothering me
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>be 10
>be me
>Go to friends for xbox, poorfag couldn't afford my own
>has friends over
>go into room with all 4 of us, see bed
>horny for some reason, rest are too
>go into closet with other kid, he gets peepee out and so do I
>tfw his mom walks in
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>>683446935
>be 9
>was at a classmate's house playing some Dexter's Lab game for the ps1
>his mom said that we were very late for some christmas event at the bay and that we both had to take a bath together to make it in time
>I guess she thought we were too young to be embarassed or to do un-christian things
>halfway through the shower the inevitable happens and ends up with me rubbing my dick on his buttcrack
>his mom knocks and tells us to hurry up
>next weekend he comes over to my place
>another joint bath happens and this time there's dick rubbing, but nothing else
>next weekend, at his place
>he comes out of the bathroom after having taken a bath
>I'm playing that Dexter's Lab game
>he locks the door and says ''wanna do this?''
>akwardly taps his finger on his cheek like pic related
>I say that's going too far
>nothing happened after this
>he moved some states away later that year
>never saw or talked to him ever again

The gayest thing I've done since is jerk off to futa on female.
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>>683446935
i raped a guy many years ago

i dunno why, i was horny i guess

got a wife and kind now
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>>683450567
straight af
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I have a huge daddy/older man fetish and while I was in college I was a complete sissy slut for this one guy. Used to make me dress up and get fucked by his friends. Fucking miss that so much
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ITT: faggots who think they're not faggots
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>>683474935
Can't rape dudes, bro. It's the law.
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i tried to shove my moms giant dildo in my virgin butt before and no, it didn't work
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>>683475445
That sounds fucking amazing, I love dressing in panties and I love getting fucked
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Let my black friend basically buttfuck me.
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>>683475801
There was this time where I was in a skirt and stockings in a swing and got dp'd by him and his friend. We all ended up cumming around the same time and it is still the greatest moment of my sex life lol
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>>683446935
I got just one question that's been bugging me.
How did he get such a small rib cage?
Was he just lucky in that department?
I have a birds chest which means I have a big rib cage (no im not fat, im actually underweight, that's how we discovered I have a birds chest.)
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>>683476304
Taking hormones at a young age to stimulate female biological development anon.
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>>683474505
Me too bro, fucking love that site
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>>683475593
Cant be rape if he had an erection, that means he clearly is liking it and totally not a primal thing that just happens.
So make sure to give'em a boner pill so they cant press charges against you.
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>be 12 years old at my best friends house
>puberty kicked in a few months ago talking about cute girls in our class
>discussing weird feelings in our dicks sometimes
>curious to experiment all kind of things
>dont remember why but we showed each other our dicks
>he asks me to put his dick in my mouth
>tell him i'd put it in my mouth if he puts mine in his
>he doesnt want to
end of story
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>>683476471
But I thought that one picture of him as a dude was in high school? Surely he would have had a mans rib structure by then.
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>>683449179
Ya, being attracted to Hillary is pretty gay
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>>683449179
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>>683476994
That's famous shemale porn star Bailey Jay.
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>>683477415
No way :::^^^^^000000000
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>>683476275
That sounds like a dream
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>>683476994

That's famous porn shemale star Bailey Jay.
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>>683477756
No way :::^^^^^000000000
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>>683456937
pic of chick
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>>683446935
I went to a cross dresser or tranny or whatever the fuck they were, didn't really ask, for a bj. Got sucked off came 3 times in a row. didn't look down and tried to pretend it was a girl blowing me and then i went home and couldn't look at myself in the mirror for a couple days properly and felt super super weird. kinda wish i hadn't done it although i came really fucking hard those 3 times in a row. i only had two girls in my life be able to give ones that good. good ones are rare. anyway, it was some free head so i did it but it was still kinda icky
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>>683448964
Ive had two tranny dudes cum on my face after sucking them off before, and I've considered myself a huge fag for that. You though, are the gayest person I've ever met or read about. That's really sick.
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>be 7
>having a sleepover with my friend who is 6
>i had recently discovered the wild world of pornography on the internet
>mostly like to watch lesbian porn, but i have seen a little of everything
>11PM, ask friend if he wants to see something cool
>we sneak into my moms office/computer room
>open google, search for "sex"
>find a page i had learned of early (89xcom)
>click on a fetish/theme, it streams a 30/45 second clip of it
>his face is in awe
>clicking through every option a-z
>arrive at g
>gay.mov
>i think we both got the idea at the same time... we close out the window and go back to my room
>ask if he wants to see my peen, he says yes
>pull down pajama pants hard as a rock but 7 years old so 2.5 inches at most
>ask to see his, he gladly obliges
>ask to see his butt, he takes his pajama bottoms off all the way and turns around on his hands and knees
>he says "do what they did in the movie on the computer" or something to that effect
>pull large blanket all the way over us, aline my cock with his ass crack
>dont know about actually fucking his hole so just grinding on his crack
>feels alright
>he wants a turn, i agree because only fair
>he repeats my actions, i stop him after a few minutes because i didnt really enjoy it
>he bends back down on his hands and knees, tells me to go again
>rubbing my dick up and down his ass, i reach down and grab his dick and balls in my hand
>we stop shortly after and go to sleep
>never spoke of it again
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>>683458560
That's not how "spin the bottle" works.
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>>683458704
>he stops and says "i dont wanna hump anymore i just want to do the real thing

>I'm tired of eating. I want to ingest some food.
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I was REALLY desperate for money when I was 18 cause I recently lost my job so I started look for shit on Craigslist and a guy ended up messaging me with an offer, he wanted me to use dildos while he took pictures for like $500. I ignored it but when I got high I started to rethink it and ended up going
>get there, really high and nervous
>he lets me get ready, there's towels on the bed and a bunch of big ass dildos.
>oil my ass up and use them for a little
>he takes pictures telling me I'm hot and all this shit
>then he offers more money if I let him fuck me
>get the fuck out of there because I'm not having any of that, make sure to get my money though
>still ashamed of it
>later on sends me pic and says sorry for pressuring you and tries to get me to come back over
Still have the pic. May post it idk
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>>683480318
Post it and blur your face
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>>683479481
What is this comment supposed to mean?
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Second time I had gay sex was with an older black guy. Fucked me hard and came in my ass. Finished up by pissing in my mouth
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>>683481137
Damn son, I would have done that for free with those beauties
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>>683477974
If you followed the post you'd know i'm not a photo taker and the photo's i could give would lead straight to one of their facebooks.
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>>683481824
Yeah lol I went out and bought the red and the one on the right after because they felt pretty good
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>>683482041
How deep can you take the double dong? That one looks like so much fun!
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>>683482490
Almost all of it. I think it's like 18 inches? I can get to like 13 and yeah it's fun lol
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>>683446935
when i was 13-14 i fucked around with one of my school friends. we sucked each other off and fell asleep with no pants and held each others cocks. he had a micro penis so it was fun to suck
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>>683446935
>Even if your not gay, we have all done something gay

Nope, not one single thing, not even had any gay thoughts or fantasies. I must be the straightest person i know.
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>be me
>12 or 13
>around this time I knew I was interested in guys, had already started browsing /b/ and that definitely sparked my interest
>have friend over, about my height, 5'4'" or something
>super feminine body, short blonde hair and blue eyes, he was adorable
>such a big butt for a small body, everything fit perfectly
>hanging out on my bed
>wrestling, he gets on top and pins me
>boner the whole time
>holds down my wrists
>his bubble butt sinks into my crotch
>HNNNNNGGG.gif
>his eyes light up, so do mine
>I say "haha dude your ass is right on my dick"
>he thought it would be funny to grind and move his hips around
>basically massaging my dick
>I just closed my eyes and leaned back, taking in every moment
>he notices I'm enjoying it greatly
>gets off, weirded out
>kinda upset actually
>continue wrestling
>put him in doggy style
>start dry humping hard
>let his ass sink onto my dick again
>just sitting there, breathing heavily with my dick inbetween his cheeks
>so fucking hot

I have a fuck ton more, I eventually formed a weird relationship with my bestfriend that lasted a few years

Anyone interested?
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I cheated on my boyfriend and then cried about our ensuing break up. idk that seems like a woman thing to do and so is probably gayer than all the times where I just fucked some dude.
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>>683484828
Yeah, I could use something to jerk too after remembering and writing those stories about my friend and I earlier in the thread
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>>683484828
Yeah this is probably the thread for that.
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>>683484828
I am.
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>Go to the RLD in Amsterdam
>Go to a hot latina shemale there
>She has the biggest cock I've ever seen
>She's super nice
>Fucked me in the ass and came so hard she wanted to fuck me again
I don't know if she's still there but I really hope I meet her again
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>>683486132
He. It's a he. Your story was hot but stop bud
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>>683486378
Alright, a he
I don't really care, I just want more
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>>683448115
Second
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>>683449116
Best reply
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>>683446935
Me and my friend were both really drunk and like 17 and I had a single bed
>"I'm gonna sleep in your bed bro"
>"no you're not faggot"
>"haha yes I am anon you can't do shit about it"
>he falls asleep in my bed
>I'm too tired and drunk to deal with moving him so I slept in a single bed with another guy
This happened twice but it didn't get gayer than that
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>>683446935
I had a nightmare of getting my ass fingered by one of my friends.
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>>683451226
same here
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>>683485558
>>683485600
>be me and bestfriend
>this is about a year after other story
>DEFINITELY know im gay
>at this point I started to really get feelings for this guy
>over the few years we did alot of cute stuff together, much fun had
>I was about 5'4" at the time, he was around 5'9''?
>pretty skinny, brown hair and green eyes
>somewhat toned body, abs and toned biceps
>he always dominated me, tossed me around like nothing, I basically acted like a girl around him

anyways

>in the kitchen, parents are asleep
>dicking around in the pantry, it was somewhat of a walk-in
>pushes me in the doorframe
>i grip my hands on the frame
>jokingly grind against him
>he starts dry humping really hard
by the way, I was in my underwear, short little booty trunks, he was in sweatpants.
>takes it slow
>places his hands on my hips, guides me
>fuck
>his bulge is pressing so hard against my hole
>laughing fades
>grind on him for what seems like forever, breathing gets heavier
>he turns me around and starts chuckling again
>i would usually say his name over and over again when he flirted with me, I had no idea what to do except act like a girl
>he says nothing
>im blushing really hard
>places his hands behind my waist
>right below my ass
>my hands are on his shoulders
>out of nowhere whips me up in the air
>hes now holding me
>jumping hug basically
>pic related
>i keep saying his name, stretching out the words
>so embarrassed
>he loved doing it to me
>starts bouncing me up and down, hands all over my ass
>holds me low enough so his dick is in between my hole and balls
>im so fucking hard
>its pressing on his belly button
>dicks basically touching

more?
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>>683446935
Kek we dry humped each other like madmen (with 2 other friends) in bed. This was when i was 12 i think. Literally the gayest shit ever and I don't even know why we did it. It felt like a funny game at the time since the harder I humped, the more they fell of the bed. Uh i cringe looking back.
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>>683488123
Dude this is literally gay sex though and you're clearly gay. Doesn't count.
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>>683446935
When I saw this thread I bid my little sissy queer boyfriend to start sucking me off while I read the stories aloud.

He's down there right now, rubbing his little pink tongue around the head and moaning against me. I can see his tiny cock getting hard in his underwear.

Not the gayest thing, but thought you'd like to know you homo.
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>>683488123
Fuck yes more
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