im not sure about this. But i heard they were playing starcraft or someshit and the guy kept flaming and sayin dumb ass shit about the guy with the knife so the guy got fed up and fuckin ripped his neck out
lol wuld u guyz leik he new cumsquatmeme!1! hahahahh1h1! xxDD:::X)DPF;0:);):)
ITT and all thread like it:
Socially crippled, ugly, uninteresting losers post pictures of people they deem to be slightly more socially crippled, ugly and uninteresting than themselves.
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Awww sheeeit nyugga. We spend afternoons in alleys getting real ass nigga head from real ass niggas. Come on me bro!
Would fight with. Cause thats hot.
It's not like the movies where the blood immediately splatters on the walls for every shot. More often it's just a steady flow from the wound. The victim is wearing dark clothing, and is obscured by the older man shortly after he lands, so it's not surprising that there's no blood visible.
What part of 18+ do you like fucking middle schoolers not understand?
I remember listening to that band back in my days of cringe-ness.
This fucking video kek
The opps , opposition , your enemy
>*rolls up a joint*
>WE BOUUT TO
>ROLL UP ON
>DEEZ OPPS MAINE
>*snorts kool aid*
>YEYEYE AND FUKDAPOLICE MAYNE
>*breaks into house*
>DEY TAKIN OUR RIGHTS N SHIET
>DEM CRACKERS IS AWL RACIST MANE
>WE GON B KINGS MANE YA HEAR
>ME N THE BOYZ WAZ FINNA PLAY SMASH
>*rapes white girl*
>AND OPPSOPPSAME UP AND SNATCHED MY BOY UP WIV DUH 9MIL
>I WAS JUST TRYNA GET OUT OF DE
>*gets out of prison years later
>*sells more drugs*
>ITZ DA OPPS MAINE AW SHIEET
>*gets killed by opps*
>*baby mama crying over is dead body
>FUK DA OPS MAINE AHH SHIET.
>mfw bananas are still alive
as a bananaoldfag I'm proud of you anons