Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: kill yourself
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here. So tired...
Sleep... sleep is a good idea.
I'll find out whatever the hell J.U.R.I installed in me tomorrow.
>INB4 Yume shows up and wants legs
I'll always be around whenever you need me, sweetheart. I'm glad you decided to trust your intelligence unit~ sleep well.
I am always enjoying legs but now I don't need them as much
Akari's not my waifu but I'm claiming her so non of you fucks can take away her purity
>INB4 someone posts Akari porn
Why do you hate Yume so much
>Slow ass thread today
Weil du plötzlich keine Beine mehr willst.
Ist Montag Arschtag?
Das würde irgendwie Sinn ergeben.
Montag ist immer Scheiße auch im Urlaub.
Ich nehme Beine immer an aber gerade muss es nicht zwingend sein.
As if there is a reason for that
This is a foot thread now
Claiming Yuuki. Passed all my classes, hyped and excited.
The Lovecraftian Horror formerly known as Asuka (also Asuka) claimed!
Nah don't stop there just go for all of it
Go for the legs
giphy sucks is there a better way i can make a gif out of 101 stills?
Because he is a masive faggot
i'm all for this stuff but i think the other posters will get mad because they can be slightly prudish (not that thats necessarily bad its just i dont feel like getting bitched at)
Is that really Alisa from God Eater?
Nobody's going to bitch at you and if they do tell em to fuck off.
im fine with that
mandatory cc claim
Ehrlich gesagt verstehe ich den Hass auf Montage nicht. Meine sind entspannt, Dienstage sind viel übler.
If you can give them all to me i can work on it.
well I like Yume
~I'm dreaming of a lewd Christmas~
~With nice round Waifu tiddies~
i normally post at a different time of day lol everyone gets upset with Papi when she gets lewd and then they get real shitty towards her/ignore her. but yeah i love shit like pic related. do you have any?
>hell hath no fury like a weeb upset amirite?
sure add me on telegram
Heya Syndra! How are you?
Sup Homura? How's Madoka?
Oh shit the twins.
Did you see todays new episode?
I'm looking forward to know how this matter gets resolved
>Nice anime so far
I think she is pretty happy, which makes me happy. What about you?
Doing fine like every day~ Thank you!
>fine like every day~
That means not really but you can act like you are fine... I need to master that skill too.
Well then kys
Im doing alright,just finishing up some work related stuff
What about you? What have you been up to?
Two full days without fapping. Getting really twitchy. Cant stop thinking about Curie or all the porn I have of her. Hanging on by a thread. Wish me luck and pray for me.
What's with the heat up in this thread?
Thanks... I guess...
everyone post sexy nonlewd gifs!
>extra points for walking
>extra extra points for determined walking
I probably shouldn't tell everyone about that hihi~
Heya Akiko! How's your game going?
Nothing much. Was at some free healthcare counseling thaat fired backwards.
see ya Phoenix
I've seen all of you post before at one time or another, as long as you're having fun and enjoying yourself then who gives a shit what you're doing?I do what I please in these threads, lewds are a touchy subject here because of many reasons I don't feel like typing out, but as long as it isn't outright porn and it remains tasteful, most don't give a shit.
>That was my only Christmas photo
Hmm, Juristmas? Not sure how that would sound.
>I need more Christmas images of Juri
>If they exist
How are you, ya genocidal maniac?
quads and amazing gif!
amazing post more i demand it!
Did you forget this is 4chan?
Aw sorry...So do you have anything unusual going on? Im finally developing decent study habits and now im hurting someone the way I was getting hurt... fml.
Um no thanks?
hmmm don't think so
as close as I got
wait the thread will die if they show up
At least a week. I think the sleeping pills I was taking caused me not to feel orgasms. I heard if i go a week without faaping and not taking the pills and eating healthy it will be fixed. Its my last hope.
the panty shot is somewhat off
but overall its great
Terrible, I was working all night, today I was supposed to continue work but I overslept horribly and barely got anything done. I should really try to manage my cycle a little bit better
I like that gif, it's pretty representative
>gif for dubs
I meant the one where we foung out who the killer is. It's great. Wasn't expecting it (actually I was) still great and I want to know the motivation of the killer
Don't have any Juri christmas pics
>also only that one of Chara
Doing fine, killing everything. You know me.
Stabbing my enemies, my friends and me myself
>Implying we don't know that one
hehe, nothing noteworthy. And don't worry too much about Tsuzu. He's doing fine
Aww, doesn't sound good. Get to it then!
Sorry friendo, after 6 years of loyalty that pleasure can only be enjoyed by me.
>Not sure if I can find a walking gif
>But watching Juri kick the shit out of someone is quite appealing to me
Homu! How are you?
Hello Chara, how goes it?
I stopped that waifuless thing after you added me on Tele remember?
whats method would you prefer i use?
Going fine so far~ Nothing interesting happened. And you?
Shiki is far too classy for gifs, have an almost rape webm.
Is that a kid?
It's a squid
It's a kid
It's a squid
It's a kid
It's a squid
It's a kid
It's a squid
It's a kid
It's a squid
It's a kid
It's a squid
It's a kid
That sounds integrating
Finishing up some paperwork and getting ready to make dinner.
What about you?
Just do it.
Everything at the same time
holy shit thats painfully cute
that is perfect! what is she from?
i am legitimately interested in why lewds are not lauded. would you mind explaining?
not a gif but nice butt!
i can feel that
>one minute and ten second long webm
mine are much shorter but cant upload here because sound or its too big (senpii)
Indeed, just makes the later scene all the more satisfying.
Thought better of the faggots here. Shouldn't have.
Sounds painful. Shouldn't just not taking the pills for a while do the trick just fine?
thinking of making dinner
listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBhquIoBQA
what u listening to?
I have a ton of webms, some with sound some without. Including one 74mb big because I wanted the entire ghost scene from 1 in one webm.
bestiality is not breaking any rule the closest rule is
rule1 You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law.
Laws against bestiality and sodomy in the United States are largely a matter of state rather than federal jurisdiction, except for laws governing the District of Columbia and the U.S. Armed Forces. There is no federal law which explicitly prohibits sex between humans and animals.
so mods are wrong to delete these posts as it breaks no federal law only some state ones thus is not to be followed on the internet
Ah I see. We should team up sometime, y'know.. destroy a few towns, take people's money, general mayhem and chaos. Sound good?
Now I personally wouldn't recommend that, because you know, dying and everything and maybe you still have something to live for, but if this is how you want to go out, by all means I will not stop you, and I'm sure Juri will do it quite willingly.
>I'll honor your bravery
Here's another one of my favorites.
>I know I have one of her sitting in a chair, rocking her foot back and forth
>Let me dig for it
I know I know ;_;
Im fine, did you have a good "day" of sleep?
Iunno you could want to play some more and I wouldn't mind. Anyway right now im trying my best to not start many conversations right now since I won't be able to keep them going.
woah thats intense
she is very violent lol
Nothing much since I just woke up, just listening to music.
Well it was the usual, even if I woke up a bit later than usual. Just chilling now.
That's a lot of saliva.
maybe someday, just not today
>being this toxic
Date A Live, shows shit until Kurumi appears
you seem to have researched bestiality laws thoroughly
that's moderately concerning
It really is a fine day for me to kill myself.
I called a number from my psychatrist, she told me I can get free counseling there (being from austria and shit) so I called and got my counselling session in 4 months.
That was last friday. So last friday I had my first counseling and after it the counselor just gave me a piece of paper with 2 phone numbers on it and told me to make a counseling appointment there...
Today I found out those two numbers are the same my psychatrist gave me
Sounds good. You wanna take the niggers? I can get the faggots and fat feminists.
I uh... mean it, he's doing fine. Don't beat yourself up over it
oh, then I wish you a good day. What are your plans?
Did studies till 2am and woke up at 6am to get ready for A&P 100 question final. Better do good cause fuck errbodyou.
Especially that one arrogant bastard. Fuck you johnathan.
Hi everybody! :D
law school bro have to study lots of stuff this just happened to full under one of my case studies
and it always pisses me off when ppl don't follow they're own rules b should be about posting what ever you want as it is a random board thus everything should be permitted excluding the obvious cp
>That's a lot of saliva.
I'm sure there's someone in Ufotable with a particular fetish for that.
Damnit wrong webm.
Anyone know a good method for getting webm thumbnails?
Yeah, and that's putting it lightly, heh.
>Exucse the different filename
I always wanted to destroy the niggers first. You're too kind, Chara.
yeah all of her shit looks fuckin crazy i really like the one of her spinning and posing with like a microphone stand and then doing the hand post from sailor moon
>inb4 im retarded and thats someone else
also i really like tight suits
we tsun you to Tatsumaki
Don't forget you're awesome ;)
I enjoyed the game from its very beggining to the end.
>That's a lot of saliva.
Thats my fetish... I mean another one of them.
Right now im not, but I got in another weird situation and now it fees like im the one who is hurting someone else the same way... wat do?
Ahh, the good old loop de loop
You hate yourself?
Does the sun shine in the summer?
Yea looks like I'll be working overtime. It's okay though, I don't really mind. It's what I love to do
Welcome back president
That's a pretty good webm but why are their mouths always so slimey? Yea salive, I get it but it's not that viscous and they're always hypersalivating. Reminds me of how you start to salivate before you vomit
she isn't really my type but the animation is very interesting. does she every wear anything like pic related?
Mmm, playing Overwatch and being lazy all day, as always. Yours?
> I wish you a good day
Same to you.
>Thats my fetish...
Hey, it's not a bad one, saliva is nice (in the right amounts)
I knew you'd like it. Just... leave the fatsos to me. I would love to uh... remove their fat with my non existing surgical skills and my knife
Be honest and tell them how you feel or not feel about them
Yes. It makes me pretty fucking angry. Like someone punched me in the face
Who wouldn't want to work overtime for their own GAME?!
I appreciate you saying that.
And I'm glad you did.
Magic, standard Nasu complicated borderline pretentious explanations.
Tell that to the mods, they delete shit from /b/ all the time
these threads as example
I'm going to say it's someone else
not sure though, you have the gif?
Who's your favorite Overwatch character?
Also I just found this, and since you mentioned saliva.
I tried at a friend. I love D'va and Mercy so far. Widowmaker is pretty nice too.
>But fucking allahu akbar Mech Girl
>favorite Overwatch character?
Probably Roadhog at the moment, atleast, he's the one I played the most so far.
I like D'Va and Mercy aswell, pretty fun characters to play.
I hate playing against Widowmaker, but she's a good hero.
I guess its the least repugnant body fluid fetish.
That sounds fair. Also I hope people on the group don't think im stupid...
Don't know but if they exist I have yet to acknowledge their existance
It's her bikini
He's a very solid tank, I personally prefer Reindhardt
nothing beats the German Hammer Tank
Please no, I want to punch them rather than being punched
I don't know the problem with Tracer... as D'vah you just get close to her and shoot shoot shoot. when she disappears you turn around and shoot shoot shoot
>no Tracer killed me without a pulse bomb
Nah, no one thinks that
>I wasn't there and didn't look up though
Time to confirm the existence then?
>Of people who like to work overtime? Workaholics
Did somebody say Neo... That stuff...
Free ice cream and stuff.
>I hate playing against Widowmaker,
Just pick Genji and win, also works against Bastion.
We all have our tastes, anon. Just as Asuka isn't really my type either.
>You mean a plug suit?
then just drink bleach or hang yourself
well, you cant choose this time.
>fake neo unless ts
>and even then a fake one
Also, anyone interested in baking the next one?
Triple dubs say I'll have a scoop
I take one bleach-cream for syndra
and for me its strawberry and a big brick
Not interested in baking, will eat dinner
>Killing bastions from full HP by deflecting their shots
Reinhardt is pretty fun, but if enemy team has Bastion and Torbjorn turrets and your team is full of brainless people, he's kinda useless, but hey, I play him a lot aswell, he's fun, especially when you pin people to walls.
Rangiki masumoto, claimed
drinking bleach is overrated
i could bake KYS edition
I never really had issues with Widowmaker
I hate Rory and her stupid everything
I just flank and charge Bastions
or use firestrike to kill them or create an opening while they heal
Torbjorn's turret Isn't as powerful vs Reinhardt's shield, a half competent team can destroy it before the shield drops
Hmph, it's the real one this time.
Here's another, I can't wait for her release in SFV because it means this outfit is going to get drawn alot more.
Was wondering when Bleach girls would show up here.
>triple dubs make me feel obliged to accept
Hey Neo have you ever tried praliné ice cream?
Allso I'll take two scoops of peach
I don't really have issues with her anymore, except in really bad stomps, Mccree on the other hand could use a change.
Dubs say you'll get a triple scoop. Good on ya lad. What are you having?
Alright that's one scoop of kill yourself and one scoop of raisin and bleach for Yume, and licorice for Syndra.
Who is Neo? Waifu claim is Nea, the ice cream.
Mmm, that other one seems to have retreated a bit after I came back. Hopefully I won't have to see them again.
>talking to the Dairy Queen
> have you ever tried
Pfft, of course. We wouldn't be the Dairy Queen if we hadn't, love.
Well, since you managed dubs, you get an extra scoop on the house.