Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>insult Yume
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: kill yourself
Syndra claimed
Shiki claimed
>>683438964
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here. So tired...
Sleep... sleep is a good idea.
I'll find out whatever the hell J.U.R.I installed in me tomorrow.
Night all.
Sue claimed
Ribbit
Klaiming
>INB4 Yume shows up and wants legs
Reporting in.
>Claim.
>>683439195
Night anon.
>>683439195
I'll always be around whenever you need me, sweetheart. I'm glad you decided to trust your intelligence unit~ sleep well.
>claiming yume
>>683439306
I am always enjoying legs but now I don't need them as much
>>683438621
sudoku yourself
>>683439195
goodnight H.A.N.A.K.O
>sachi claim
Studying kuudere claimed.
Akari's not my waifu but I'm claiming her so non of you fucks can take away her purity
Shiro claimed.
>>683439588
What happened?
Megumin claimed~
>>683439736
Godspeed anon
>>683439635
>>683439861
Was sollte den passiert sein?
Es ist Montag
>>683439306
Well if he does be can kill himself
>>683439736
>INB4 someone posts Akari porn
>>683440082
Why do you hate Yume so much
>Slow ass thread today
>>683439966
Weil du plötzlich keine Beine mehr willst.
Ist Montag Arschtag?
Das wĂ¼rde irgendwie Sinn ergeben.
>>683440185
Montag ist immer ScheiĂŸe auch im Urlaub.
Ich nehme Beine immer an aber gerade muss es nicht zwingend sein.
>>683440162
As if there is a reason for that
This is a foot thread now
>>683441119
>shit tier fetish
>>683441119
Approved.
>>683441119
I'm alright with that
>>683441265
>>683441270
Sweet~
Claiming Yuuki. Passed all my classes, hyped and excited.
>>683441119
I object to this.
The Lovecraftian Horror formerly known as Asuka (also Asuka) claimed!
>>683441119
Nah don't stop there just go for all of it
Go for the legs
>>683441443
pt 2
giphy sucks is there a better way i can make a gif out of 101 stills?
>>683441119
F E E T and L E G S
>>683441539
Can't tell what the original pic is
>>683441119
no, feet are gross
>>683441426
agreed
>>683440162
Because he is a masive faggot
>>683441426
^^^
Claiming twins!
>>683441600
i'm all for this stuff but i think the other posters will get mad because they can be slightly prudish (not that thats necessarily bad its just i dont feel like getting bitched at)
>>683441633
pic related
>>683441862
woah twincest?
>>683441862
That's kawaii as fuck
>>683441781
Is that really Alisa from God Eater?
>>683441897
Nobody's going to bitch at you and if they do tell em to fuck off.
GUESS WHO?
>It's you
IT'S ME!
>Chara claimed
>>683442012
>>683441633
misload it was this one
>>683441119
im fine with that
>>683441600
and that
mandatory cc claim
>>683440452
Ehrlich gesagt verstehe ich den Hass auf Montage nicht. Meine sind entspannt, Dienstage sind viel Ă¼bler.
>>683441539
If you can give them all to me i can work on it.
>>683442072
Hello Chara.
>>683442072
Hey lad.
>>683441861
well I like Yume
>>683442033
~I'm dreaming of a lewd Christmas~
~With nice round Waifu tiddies~
>>683442045
re:zero
watch it
>>683442064
i normally post at a different time of day lol everyone gets upset with Papi when she gets lewd and then they get real shitty towards her/ignore her. but yeah i love shit like pic related. do you have any?
>hell hath no fury like a weeb upset amirite?
>>683442251
sure add me on telegram
>QueenAsuka
>>683442251
Heya Syndra! How are you?
>>683442313
Sup Homura? How's Madoka?
>>683441862
Oh shit the twins.
Did you see todays new episode?
I'm looking forward to know how this matter gets resolved
>Nice anime so far
>>683442033
>>683442373
Did somebody say Christmas?
>>683441861
and you aren't?
>>683442548
most wonderful time of the year
>>683442603
Kill yourself.
>>683438964
ur waifu is shit, everyone knows cory from cory in the house is best waifu
>>683442521
I think she is pretty happy, which makes me happy. What about you?
Kyouko claimed, hello everyone.
>>683442548
Churistmas?
>>683442852
Doing fine like every day~ Thank you!
>>683442527
>>683442373
>>683442214
>>683442033
>>683441897
>>683441781
>>683441600
>>683441406
>>683441270
>>683441265
>>683441119
I want to smell and lick all of these.
>>683442852
Homoora
>>683442913
>fine like every day~
That means not really but you can act like you are fine... I need to master that skill too.
>>683442909
KYOUKO!
>>683442212
Hey C.C
>>683442373
Well then kys
>>683442521
Im doing alright,just finishing up some work related stuff
What about you? What have you been up to?
>>683442603
>>683442660
^^^
Curie claimed.
Two full days without fapping. Getting really twitchy. Cant stop thinking about Curie or all the porn I have of her. Hanging on by a thread. Wish me luck and pray for me.
Well I am going, see you later anons.
>>683443098
>>683440082
>>683440162
>>683442603
>>683442660
>>683442734
What's with the heat up in this thread?
>>683443016
Thanks... I guess...
>>683443016
everyone post sexy nonlewd gifs!
>extra points for walking
>extra extra points for determined walking
>>683442909
Heya Kyouko!
>>683443051
I probably shouldn't tell everyone about that hihi~
>>683443064
Heya Akiko! How's your game going?
>>683443082
Nothing much. Was at some free healthcare counseling thaat fired backwards.
>>683443184
see ya Phoenix
>>683443098
How long do you plan to go?
>>683443184
See ya Feenie
{Syndra}
>>683443204
Wish that was me.
>>683443264
>>683442521
I'm so wanting a VN of this story just so i can take Rem's route
She's perfect.
today's episode? is there an untranslated one after the discovery of who the killer is?
>>683443264
Fuck off
>>683442489
I've seen all of you post before at one time or another, as long as you're having fun and enjoying yourself then who gives a shit what you're doing?I do what I please in these threads, lewds are a touchy subject here because of many reasons I don't feel like typing out, but as long as it isn't outright porn and it remains tasteful, most don't give a shit.
>>683442622
Truly.
>That was my only Christmas photo
>>683442913
Hmm, Juristmas? Not sure how that would sound.
>I need more Christmas images of Juri
>If they exist
How are you, ya genocidal maniac?
>>683443333
nice quads
>>683443082
hey sandra, wuu2?
>>683443388
Sauce?
>>683443264
>>683443333
quads and amazing gif!
amazing post more i demand it!
>>683443388
>>683443045
Waifuless?
>>683443252
Did you forget this is 4chan?
>>683443280
Aw sorry...So do you have anything unusual going on? Im finally developing decent study habits and now im hurting someone the way I was getting hurt... fml.
>>683443016
Um no thanks?
>>683443082
hmmm don't think so
>>683443264
as close as I got
>>683443388
mods?
wait the thread will die if they show up
>sheeeeeeeiit
>>683443316
At least a week. I think the sleeping pills I was taking caused me not to feel orgasms. I heard if i go a week without faaping and not taking the pills and eating healthy it will be fixed. Its my last hope.
>>683443264
>
>>683443333
>checked
the panty shot is somewhat off
but overall its great
>>683443280
Terrible, I was working all night, today I was supposed to continue work but I overslept horribly and barely got anything done. I should really try to manage my cycle a little bit better
>>683443462
I like that gif, it's pretty representative
>>683443588
>gif for dubs
>>683443349
I meant the one where we foung out who the killer is. It's great. Wasn't expecting it (actually I was) still great and I want to know the motivation of the killer
>>683443436
>Juristmas
>PUNPUNPUN
Don't have any Juri christmas pics
>also only that one of Chara
Doing fine, killing everything. You know me.
Stabbing my enemies, my friends and me myself
>>683443388
>Implying we don't know that one
>>683443639
hehe, nothing noteworthy. And don't worry too much about Tsuzu. He's doing fine
>>683443792
Aww, doesn't sound good. Get to it then!
>>683443016
Sorry friendo, after 6 years of loyalty that pleasure can only be enjoyed by me.
>>683443264
>Not sure if I can find a walking gif
>But watching Juri kick the shit out of someone is quite appealing to me
>>683443051
Homu! How are you?
>>683443280
Hello Chara, how goes it?
>>683443639
Huh?
I stopped that waifuless thing after you added me on Tele remember?
>>683443082
whats method would you prefer i use?
>>683443252
its /b/
>>683443064
<
>>683443731
fucked up
>
>>683443844
At the very least let her break my neck by kicking me.
>>683443855
Nice dubs
Going fine so far~ Nothing interesting happened. And you?
>>683443264
Shiki is far too classy for gifs, have an almost rape webm.
My darling little waifu.
>>683444010
nasty piece of shit
>>683444016
Is that a kid?
wait no,
It's a squid
It's a kid
It's a squid
It's a kid
It's a squid
It's a kid
It's a squid
It's a kid
It's a squid
It's a kid
It's a squid
It's a kid
>>683443280
That sounds integrating
>>683443511
Finishing up some paperwork and getting ready to make dinner.
What about you?
>>683443643
Just do it.
>>683443879
Everything at the same time
>>683443562
holy shit thats painfully cute
>>683443643
that is perfect! what is she from?
>>683443436
i am legitimately interested in why lewds are not lauded. would you mind explaining?
>>683443731
not a gif but nice butt!
>>683443844
i can feel that
>pic related
>>683444010
>one minute and ten second long webm
mine are much shorter but cant upload here because sound or its too big (senpii)
>>683444185
Indeed, just makes the later scene all the more satisfying.
>>683443639
>>683443879
Thought better of the faggots here. Shouldn't have.
>>683443702
Sounds painful. Shouldn't just not taking the pills for a while do the trick just fine?
>>683444226
thinking of making dinner
listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBhquIoBQA
what u listening to?
>>683444240
I have a ton of webms, some with sound some without. Including one 74mb big because I wanted the entire ghost scene from 1 in one webm.
>>683443643
bestiality is not breaking any rule the closest rule is
rule1 You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law.
which
Laws against bestiality and sodomy in the United States are largely a matter of state rather than federal jurisdiction, except for laws governing the District of Columbia and the U.S. Armed Forces. There is no federal law which explicitly prohibits sex between humans and animals.
so mods are wrong to delete these posts as it breaks no federal law only some state ones thus is not to be followed on the internet
>>683443841
Ah I see. We should team up sometime, y'know.. destroy a few towns, take people's money, general mayhem and chaos. Sound good?
>>683443927
Now I personally wouldn't recommend that, because you know, dying and everything and maybe you still have something to live for, but if this is how you want to go out, by all means I will not stop you, and I'm sure Juri will do it quite willingly.
>I'll honor your bravery
>>683444240
Here's another one of my favorites.
>I know I have one of her sitting in a chair, rocking her foot back and forth
>Let me dig for it
>>683443841
I know I know ;_;
>>683443855
Im fine, did you have a good "day" of sleep?
>>683443867
Iunno you could want to play some more and I wouldn't mind. Anyway right now im trying my best to not start many conversations right now since I won't be able to keep them going.
>>683444370
woah thats intense
>>683444395
she is very violent lol
stretching anyone?
>>683444398
No point in continuing a finished game.
And I'm not worried, do what you need to do I'll be here.
>Tsuyu
>>683443968
Nothing much since I just woke up, just listening to music.
>>683444398
Well it was the usual, even if I woke up a bit later than usual. Just chilling now.
>>683444010
That's a lot of saliva.
>>683444226
maybe someday, just not today
>being this toxic
>>683444240
Date A Live, shows shit until Kurumi appears
>>683444384
you seem to have researched bestiality laws thoroughly
that's moderately concerning
It really is a fine day for me to kill myself.
>>683444226
I called a number from my psychatrist, she told me I can get free counseling there (being from austria and shit) so I called and got my counselling session in 4 months.
That was last friday. So last friday I had my first counseling and after it the counselor just gave me a piece of paper with 2 phone numbers on it and told me to make a counseling appointment there...
Today I found out those two numbers are the same my psychatrist gave me
>>683444395
Sounds good. You wanna take the niggers? I can get the faggots and fat feminists.
>>683444398
I uh... mean it, he's doing fine. Don't beat yourself up over it
>>683444658
oh, then I wish you a good day. What are your plans?
>>683444735
agreed
I hate you nerds so god damn much...
Did studies till 2am and woke up at 6am to get ready for A&P 100 question final. Better do good cause fuck errbodyou.
Especially that one arrogant bastard. Fuck you johnathan.
Hi everybody! :D
>>683444724
law school bro have to study lots of stuff this just happened to full under one of my case studies
and it always pisses me off when ppl don't follow they're own rules b should be about posting what ever you want as it is a random board thus everything should be permitted excluding the obvious cp
>>683444658
>That's a lot of saliva.
I'm sure there's someone in Ufotable with a particular fetish for that.
>>683444954
Hi Tats
>>683444954
The feelings mutual
>>683444954
>>683445068
Damnit wrong webm.
Anyone know a good method for getting webm thumbnails?
>>683444595
Yeah, and that's putting it lightly, heh.
>Found it
>Exucse the different filename
>>683444836
I always wanted to destroy the niggers first. You're too kind, Chara.
>>683444724
yeah all of her shit looks fuckin crazy i really like the one of her spinning and posing with like a microphone stand and then doing the hand post from sailor moon
>inb4 im retarded and thats someone else
also i really like tight suits
>>683444954
we tsun you to Tatsumaki
>>683444630
Don't forget you're awesome ;)
I enjoyed the game from its very beggining to the end.
>>683444658
>That's a lot of saliva.
Thats my fetish... I mean another one of them.
>>683444836
Right now im not, but I got in another weird situation and now it fees like im the one who is hurting someone else the same way... wat do?
>>683444335
kinda close
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsUi9R6V1WA
>>683444735
do it
>>683444836
Ahh, the good old loop de loop
>>683444954
You hate yourself?
>>683445357
Does the sun shine in the summer?
>>683443731
>
>>683443841
Yea looks like I'll be working overtime. It's okay though, I don't really mind. It's what I love to do
>>683444005
Welcome back president
>>683444010
That's a pretty good webm but why are their mouths always so slimey? Yea salive, I get it but it's not that viscous and they're always hypersalivating. Reminds me of how you start to salivate before you vomit
>>683445192
she isn't really my type but the animation is very interesting. does she every wear anything like pic related?
>>683444836
Mmm, playing Overwatch and being lazy all day, as always. Yours?
> I wish you a good day
Same to you.
>>683445250
>Thats my fetish...
Hey, it's not a bad one, saliva is nice (in the right amounts)
>>683445192
I knew you'd like it. Just... leave the fatsos to me. I would love to uh... remove their fat with my non existing surgical skills and my knife
>>683445250
>Wat do?
Be honest and tell them how you feel or not feel about them
>>683445357
Yes. It makes me pretty fucking angry. Like someone punched me in the face
>>683445487
Who wouldn't want to work overtime for their own GAME?!
>>683445250
I appreciate you saying that.
And I'm glad you did.
>>683445487
Magic, standard Nasu complicated borderline pretentious explanations.
>>683445062
Tell that to the mods, they delete shit from /b/ all the time
these threads as example
>>683445211
I'm going to say it's someone else
not sure though, you have the gif?
>>683445655
Who's your favorite Overwatch character?
>>683445250
Also I just found this, and since you mentioned saliva.
>>683445655
>Playing overwatch
I tried at a friend. I love D'va and Mercy so far. Widowmaker is pretty nice too.
>But fucking allahu akbar Mech Girl
>>683445478
Never checked
>>683445660
Thats next
>>683445487
why does she even wear such outfits?
>>683445822
this is it
>QueenAsuka
>>683445822
>favorite Overwatch character?
Probably Roadhog at the moment, atleast, he's the one I played the most so far.
>>683445855
I like D'Va and Mercy aswell, pretty fun characters to play.
>Widowmaker
I hate playing against Widowmaker, but she's a good hero.
>>683444226
how?
>sachi
>>683445655
I guess its the least repugnant body fluid fetish.
>>683445660
That sounds fair. Also I hope people on the group don't think im stupid...
>>683445849
>saliva
>heartshaped pupils
10/10
>>683445660
Don't know but if they exist I have yet to acknowledge their existance
>>683445767
satisfactory
>>683446094
It's her bikini
>
>>683445849
tongue >.<
>>683446097
>Rory
>TRIGGERED
>>683446269
He's a very solid tank, I personally prefer Reindhardt
nothing beats the German Hammer Tank
>>683446051
Please no, I want to punch them rather than being punched
>>683446269
I don't know the problem with Tracer... as D'vah you just get close to her and shoot shoot shoot. when she disappears you turn around and shoot shoot shoot
>no Tracer killed me without a pulse bomb
>>683446322
Nah, no one thinks that
>I wasn't there and didn't look up though
>>683446365
Time to confirm the existence then?
>Of people who like to work overtime? Workaholics
Did somebody say Neo... That stuff...
Free ice cream and stuff.
>Yay
>>683446269
>I hate playing against Widowmaker,
Just pick Genji and win, also works against Bastion.
>>683446548
i'm so confused
>>683446322
<3
>>683445626
We all have our tastes, anon. Just as Asuka isn't really my type either.
>You mean a plug suit?
>
>>683446282
then just drink bleach or hang yourself
>>683446565
well, you cant choose this time.
>>683446644
>fake neo unless ts
>and even then a fake one
.
Also, anyone interested in baking the next one?
>>683446644
Triple dubs say I'll have a scoop
>>683446644
>checked
I take one bleach-cream for syndra
and for me its strawberry and a big brick
>>683446766
Not interested in baking, will eat dinner
>brb
>>683446646
>Killing bastions from full HP by deflecting their shots
Best feeling
>>683446548
Reinhardt is pretty fun, but if enemy team has Bastion and Torbjorn turrets and your team is full of brainless people, he's kinda useless, but hey, I play him a lot aswell, he's fun, especially when you pin people to walls.
>>683446724
or anything similar lol
Rangiki masumoto, claimed
>>683446766
drinking bleach is overrated
i could bake KYS edition
>>683446646
I never really had issues with Widowmaker
>>683446661
I hate Rory and her stupid everything
>>683446947
I just flank and charge Bastions
or use firestrike to kill them or create an opening while they heal
Torbjorn's turret Isn't as powerful vs Reinhardt's shield, a half competent team can destroy it before the shield drops
>>683446644
Hmph, it's the real one this time.
>>683446970
Here's another, I can't wait for her release in SFV because it means this outfit is going to get drawn alot more.
>>683447039
Was wondering when Bleach girls would show up here.
>>683447204
>>683447284
nobody does kys edition better than syndra
>>683446644
>triple dubs make me feel obliged to accept
Hey Neo have you ever tried praliné ice cream?
Allso I'll take two scoops of peach
>>683447204
do it
Hacking like vigil
>>683447299
I shall allow you to go, I don't want to be a bother.
>>683447315
I don't really have issues with her anymore, except in really bad stomps, Mccree on the other hand could use a change.
>>683447503
Please
>>683447334
Better than SAO girls xD
>>683446822
Dubs say you'll get a triple scoop. Good on ya lad. What are you having?
>>683446843
Alright that's one scoop of kill yourself and one scoop of raisin and bleach for Yume, and licorice for Syndra.
>>683446766
Who is Neo? Waifu claim is Nea, the ice cream.
>>683447334
Mmm, that other one seems to have retreated a bit after I came back. Hopefully I won't have to see them again.
>>683447377
>talking to the Dairy Queen
> have you ever tried
Pfft, of course. We wouldn't be the Dairy Queen if we hadn't, love.
Well, since you managed dubs, you get an extra scoop on the house.
>>683446822
see >>683447751
new bread?
>>683448810
That was way too early for me to notice
>>683448890
>early
It was made at cap