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What's the worst thing anybody has ever done to you?
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Cheating after 12 years of relationship. She was a cheap girl, so I don't know what I was expeting from her.
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Told me I "have potential".
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>>683439184
12 years, jesus that made me feel the pain
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>>683439184

>after 12 years

More like the whole time lol. It just took you that long to find out
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>>683438130
ex castrated me with her bare hands. felt nothing but clumpy mush in my sack after she was done. the largest 'mass' in my sack was about the size of half a pea, the rest was incoherent slosh. she knew what she was doing.
miraculously, my balls 'grew' back. it seems impossible. now i have a castration fetish, thanks.
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Honestly not a lot. I haven't got much to complain about. Sure I've been cheated on, been beaten on for no reason, etc etc, but really all the really bad stuff in my life has been my own doing.

It's amazing I'm not more suicidal. I just don't think about it. If you don't think about it, it's kind of like it never happened.

>>683439184
That is pretty rough. In terms of time the worst I've had is about six months.

>>683439206
Teachers or parents?

>>683439476
wat
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>>683439476
She also cheated on me with multiple guys, lying about it for years, and then ended up dating my best friend for years after our 4-year relationship.
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I was raped by my neighbor when I was 4
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>>683439476
Wut
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>>683439636
i'm sorry anon
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Said yes to my proposal. A day later she cheated on me. I was only 22.
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>>683438130
I hate to be that guy.
But.
Name?
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The army/war. Destroyed my body. Became alcoholic. No money.
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After 38 years of friendship a friend sued me because we had an accident and he wasn't wearing safety belts (I was driving). He won, they took my house away and now I live in a shitty flat (when I can afford the rent, if not I live in my car).
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>>683438130
Accused me of raping my 2yo sister when I was 12 making me get locked up for a year.
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>>683440035
If we're honest, you kinda did that to yourself anon.
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>>683440094
I joined by free will yes. In that aspect you are correct
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>>683440094
sick burn and true which makes it funny.
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You can't teach pure evil
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>>683439554
>>683439705
Don't know what else to say to your joint 'wats.' Just simple reality.
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>>683439356
Precisely
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>>683438130
>"I don't want to be in this relationship anymore"
We had just bought a house and I thought everything was fine...
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>>683440040

wow. Good friends.
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>>683440171

Don't feel so bad. Take comfort in the fact that your service was completely worthless.
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my mother gave birth to me.
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>>683439184
I just got over the same thing but the relationship was barely a year and a half. Man even that destroyed me. I don't know how you handled that anon.
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>>683440536
When there is money involved many people will break their long lasting friendship or relationship to get that money.
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>>683440268
>ex castrated me by hand
>simple reality
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>>683440040
What a country! What a time to be alive!
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>>683440821
I'm not from 'murrica.
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>>683438130
there was the whole conception thing and its been nothing but an downhill ride
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>>683440983
Don't fuckin lie to me ya cheeky cunt m8
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>>683440546
Me too.

What a small world
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>>683441101
Unfortunately you are wrong.
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>>683439476
You're either crazy or a Liar and I can't tell which.
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>>683441255
Checkd
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>>683441255
Wanna elaborate om ur story m8?
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>>683438130
For me *pick related
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>>683441504
M/f?
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>>683441438
talk about circulatory problems
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Bought this bitch nachos and she threw them out
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I was raped at age 14. was virgin then
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>>683441602
I always amused my self with the look on his face. Like the indian is crushing his hands
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>>683440056
Did you?
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>>683441734
/r/ing timestamp proving lack of virginity
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>>683441745
Yes but thats not the point THEY LOCKED ME UP FOR A YEAR
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>>683441843
As a 12 yr old? I think not
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>>683441915
No actually they gave me the death sentence. They killed me after a year
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You guys don't get it, the nachos cost me 10$ and that was all i had he ate one nacho and flipped platter in the garbage face first! I would of ate those and now I'm hungry for them, hungry for their revenge, should I try messaging her even tho it's been 7 years to ask her for my nachos back?
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>be 14, grill
>whole class talked about some party
>prince charming was gonna be there
>couldnt wait
>ffw party
>prince charming ignoring me
>feel like sack of shit
>some friend of his is talking to me flexing his muscles or whatnot
>was aroused to say the least but had hopes for me and prince charming
>ask guy if charming ever talks about me
>He realizes and tells me to wait there
>he goes over to charming they look my way
>charming comes over and charms every bone in my body
>ready to give him my virginity he takes me to some room
>"Hey you mind if guy watches us?"
>Do mind, but its prince fucking Charming
>Somehow knew it was sex but still didnt fully grasp the idea
>He is kising me and taking of my clothes
>thank god I shaved
>gently puts me down, hardly notice guy anymore
>He mounts me. It hurt, wasnt really bad, but it was definitely uncomfortable
>Realize there are two guys watching us now
>Think im just too drunk
>Charming has me on top
>Feel guy touching me
>Push his hands off telling him to stop
>Charming asks me nicely
>Alright
>It startd to hurt, guy is poking my butt
>Charming smiles so beautifully at me
>They both hump me
>It hurts...yet it doesnt
>Third guy with his dick in my face
>Dont know what to do
>He puts it in my mouth
>Nibble on it
>He facefucks me
>Feel ashamed, hate myself, yet feel so nice that they enjoy me like this
>Cums down my throat
>cant swallow
>spit it out
>Charmings face
>Guy cums in my asd
>Charming is pissed
>Slaps me
>Fall off
>"Wtf dude?"
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>>683438130

Destroyed an entire friend group. He was a definite sociopath and even laid out plans with me to have someone that owed him 1000 bucks killed.
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>>683442079
F
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>>683442188
>Charmin is pissed
>"She spit in my face"
>"Fucking bitch"
>They punch me, beat me and kick me
>Cant take anymore
>Crying, bleeding and puking alcohol
>"Wait I havent finished"
>Charming fucks my butt much worse than guy did
>Cums in my face
>Facefuck guy cums again in my face
>Assfuck guy tries, gives up and kneecaps my head
>Wake up in hospital three days later
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>>683441792
you cant prove anything. cunt
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>>683442382
And thats how I became the slut of the school
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>>683442145
Yes, avenge the souls of those nachos.
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>>683442190
people have killed for less and what % of his chip stack was it
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>>683442193
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This nasty cokehead girl was giving me a blowjob and was lightly using he teeth. I was already not very much into her and was about to tell her to quit it when I felt an intense pain coming from my dick. I'm uncut, so there is this little bridge of skin linking the foreskin to the gland and she chopped it with her lower teeth. It bled and took weeks to heal, although it'll still rupture sometimes when I wear a condom.
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>>683442455
But I'm just a shit teir handheld pez lvl0.1 at best and she's a diva she would never stop talking, so I don't know how to do it I can probably msg her but I don't know how to be firm about it *clears throat* WHY YOU DO THAT TO MY NAHOS! Sound like a good start?
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>>683442188
>>683442382
>>683442439
Are you for real? I really hope this is made up.
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>>683438130
my friend and I once killed a man, it was a bet
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>>683443004
>done to you
>I killed a man

Ok
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>>683438130

Peeing in my butt during anal sex.
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>>683442901
no sympathy for teethers
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>>683443119
Elaborate...
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>>683443119
diamonds keen af
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I was my dad's first son, he has a lot of money and could give me everything, but my mom was mad that he left her so when I was 4 she packed her things and left for another country with me, after years of begging to know more about him I only talk with him on the phone every few months
> mfw my stepsis is in vacation in europe
> mfw I work to pay for college
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>>683443152
Say bad
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>>683443100
yeah it was a drunk bet, and we lost. couldn't back out tho because bros
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>>683442990
Its all real, dad almost killed the suckers and it was a major episode in my life, im on anti depressants and everything
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My gf and best friend "cuddled" and "watching a movie" he gave her a "massage" and "tried to kiss her" but she "refused" Kek. She thinks I am literally retarded guys. She most likely fucked him. Wat do?
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>>683442915
No, something more like.
You know, i was thinking about our relationships, i think i should ket you know that us breaking up was all your gault, remember that bag of nachos? You killed those nachos, you killed our relationship.
And end up like idk say you will never forgive her or something.
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A "friend" at work - the only person I confided in - tipped off the boss that I was actively applying for a new job with a different employer and expressed his interest in my position when I left.
To his credit, my boss told me how my so-called friend had betrayed our confidence and that his actions would have consequences for any further advancement as he couldn't be trusted.
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>>683443297
you're an asshole and deserve jail
the integrity of a random drunk bet is more important than an innocent person's life?
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>>683443495
oh, he was no innocent, believe me
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>>683442766

He dad runs waste management, so he has plenty of money. Absolute mob family.
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>>683440821
Literally nobody in the US calls an apartment "a flat"
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>>683440040
What kind of injuries your "friend" had?
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>>683443396
leave her, learn to play guitar, go to the gym, grow a beard, become a guitar wielding maniac viking man, who can summon lightning at will. Then watch as she gets pissed for cheating, becomes fat and raises a child without a father.
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>>683440040
oh america :) you've been a constant source of entertainment for the rest of the world since 1776.
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>>683439206
This
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>>683443593
>dads money
>his money

stay new fag faggot
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>>683443495
>>683443554
Regardless, this thread was the worst things anybody has ever done to you, not the worst you could make up doing after so-called drunk bet with so-called friends.
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>>683443320
Fuck im sorry mate, did your father atleast beat the shit out of any of them?
Im on anti depressants as well (had a breakdown during midnight today, sucks)
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>>683443803

He had enough on hand for loans over a thousand.
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My father didn't tell me I had a half-sister for 13 years, and was an alcoholic also
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>>683443813
okay, sorry I just wanted to tell someone, it was almost 4 years ago and noone close to me knows it beside my friend
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>>683438130
Giving birth to me
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>>683442188
Gutter trash.
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>>683439887
Facial Fest. An old one.
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Ok this isn't someone who did it to me but it's probably the worst thing i did to someone just to shake things up a bit
Be me 13, brother 12 we start a fire in the house in a garbage lid with nail polish and a lighter, fire starts roaring, throw a matchbox in it cause everyone knew hot wheels were the shit, ever try chucking one of those bad bois, they were mostly thick metal, and they hurt if someone whipped them at you full force, so the plastic matchbox car starts to melt and it turns into a black gooey mass, I picked it up with a fork we had lying around i case the fire got out of control, put it right up to my brothers eyes and said hey,(brothers name) it's venom from spider man, and flicked the molten matchbox onto his tits we were shirtless because we didn't want to get our clothes on fire we were team pyro, couple weeks later my brothers smeering shit on the wall like an ape, I'm whining to wonder if venom is taking over, meh oh well can't really so anything about it, he cried for a split second but quickly laughed it off because he got the joke but part of me still thinks he took it to heart
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>>683443754
ᚱᚢᚾᛟ/10
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Mr. One Tap Man called me gay on CS:GO
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>>683438130
My mom gave birth to me.
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>>683444300
Omg, that horrible anon, i feel for you mate.
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>>683438130
Abandon me.
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>>683444188
This is one of the worst, most boring stories I've ever read. You must have severe autism.
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>>683443431
Idk I'm still not over my shyness of her i barely had the balls to get her the nachos but damn why face first in the garbage she knew I came from a poor family meanwhile she's got it all
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>>683444681
I'm just trying to fit in anon don't be like that or I'll throw a FLAMING molten matchbox at your face
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>>683444666
At least you have those sick repeating digits. Check'd.
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>>683444717
Burn down her house :^), what nachos were those? And did you said anything to her after she broke your hearth dumping those nachos?
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>>683439709
Haha this fucking fag
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>>683444909
At least that's something, I guess.
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>>683444681
>>683444859
I agree with 81 here
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>>683438130
birth me
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>>683445328
Same.
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>>683443320
Yeah, that's a really sad story. I feel sorry for you.
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>>683445148
I should of, I was just blinded by the level of bitch that move came out of nowhere, one minute she's sucking my dick the next she hates nachos like i would of ate those, I'd eat them now like damn, they were from a movie theatre, we saw limitless and after the whole movie when I was just pricing it together she looks at me and says i didn't get it, and by then i fucking lost it,
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>>683442439
Lol rekt
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>>683443212
>>683443199

I honestly didn't expect any replies but okay

>Be me 20 y/o broke girl
>Needed money
>Worked two jobs Chipotle and Goodwill
>Told Chipotle manager about my money problems
>He said meet him after work 8PM
>Keep in mind manager is 45-ish
>Meet him at his car
>Tells me keep open mind etc
>Shows me $1500 USD
>I get in he drives me to his place
>Its about 8:30PM
>He just wants anal sex doesn't even touch my pussy
>He asks "is it okay if I pee"
>I'm like sure
>Of course I thought he was going to stop and use bathroom
>But nope.png
>He finishes tells me "thanks" like he's asking a question

I actually ended up using half of the money to get a cab home since the douche didn't feel like driving. What's worst though is a majority of the money went right into my family budget I only spent like 250 for myself... life sucks sometimes get this though I was actually fired from there a month ago but. (PIC RELATED)
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I was called a fag yesterday by some anon... i still crie evrytiem
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>>683445511
Would have god damnit! Would have ate, not would of ate
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>>683445328
2 flaming molten match boxes comming up
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>>683445546
Well, shit. Could've been worse
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"things".......but they paid. not right away, but some time later when they least expected it.
I guess I'm what you call the "passive-aggressive" type.
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>>683438130
My first real gf called up my family and friends and said that I had been beating her, then took my debit card and signed me up for all kinds of porn sites which drained my account, so I couldnt pay rent and ended up homeless. It took me 12 years to climb out of the gutter. She did all this because I broke up with her for being clingy.
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Conceived me.
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>>683445674
Shut up mate no one cares.
>>683445511
Breaking up was the best for you mate, she didn't deserve you, you deserve better than her, like, idk a bag of nachos.
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>>683445674
Sorry anon
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>>683440035
As a vet there are many programs available ti you other rhan getting the trolled responses from ungrateful children on /b.

>At the very least VA benefits. What yoy do with your life from this point forward is a matter of pride.
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>>683440232
Samefagging this much
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Run my dog over and kill him
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>>683445977
Thats just fucked up mate, did your family believed her back then? Do they trust you now?
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>>683446267
Y tho?
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>>683445590
Being called a fag on chan is like being called "person" in places that aren't chan. You sure they didn't call you a gayfag?
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>>683446305
Yeah they believed her, I dont know about now. They assume the worst of me so Im guessing yes. Doesnt really matter I dont talk to them anymore.
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Jesus you mensch. If you're going to make up something that ridiculous at least get the math basics right.

>>$1500
>> Spent half on a cab to get home (You were commuting about 500 miles to a job at Chipotle? More BS right there). $750 left.

>> Spent $250 on yourself. That's $500 left.

>> A majority of the money went into family budget. But you only have $500 left after the most expensive cab ride ever and whatever you spent on yourself. So no, there's no majority of it to put into the budget.
>> You have a piss fetish and included it in your silly story.
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>>683446528
Fuck em, anon. Glad you're out of the debt hole.
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>>683440821
Knew it wasn't American when he said flat.
>being this level of retard.
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>>683440404
Been there my friend; bought a house to be closer to her; she talked all the time about when we get married

>Updates FB pic is with her kissing guy on the cheek because she didn't know how to tell me. WTF?

Fast forward, she marries the guy, he's a poon-hound and she's miserable. Karma.
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>>683446608
So "flat" is metric and "apartment" is imperial?
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>>683446528
At least you are back on your feet, fuck that bitch.
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>>683446607
Thanks, I feel the same way.
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>>683446425
>on chan
> dude im so fucking channed right now
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>>683443320
Hope your father was marine or some shit, those fuckers deserve something awful
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>>683440541
Probably true, but you're a cock-bite for pointing it out when you've done nothing to be described as service short of COD.
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Do decent girls even exist anymore?
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>>683446722
Yeah, I looked her up on facebook a couple years ago, she's ugly as all hell now. She got fat, and her fake tits look like a couple waterbags hanging off her chest.
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>>683446713
Kek
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>>683440040

And maybe that is why you shouldnt have gone the cheapest possible "legal minimum" insurance you could find from late night TV ads

Almost the same thing happened to me and it was all covered under insurance. I actually made an extra 3k after everything was said and done and my car was replaced
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>>683445997
It just goes to show who your real friends are /b/ thanks for always being the older sibling i never had its tough all alone,
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>>683446877
Serves her right, were you homeless? If so do you have any story about those days?
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> be 13 y/o depressed fgt girl
> 14th birthday comes
> new kitten
> kitten brings happiness and joy to life
> 2 weeks later step brother crushes it to death
> left traumatised for the rest of life
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>>683439184
Get cucked fgt
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>>683446734
Well played, cracked me up.
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>>683446964
Got your back mate, dont worry.
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>>683446870
This
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>>683442382
>Grill

Charming sounds more like a Chad who wrote this work of fiction.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>683447095
Elaborate? was it on purpose?
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>>683443762
Not American tard. No American calls an apartment a flat.>>683443762
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>>683439476
horrifying.
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>>683447228
Got yours 2 mate don't worry and if you do I'll be casually lurking waiting for my time to shine at any means nessasary
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>>683440715
not my fault you don't know how to read.
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>>683447457
well no he's mentally disabled and obese
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>>683443119
No one wants to hear about your gay fantasy of your boyfriend pissing in you
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>>683441272
neither. just a narrative of what happened. i was into ballbusting, she obliged me, i'm used to a lot, so she went too far without me asking her to stop.
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>>683438130
seduced girl who had a boyfriend, then broke up with said boyfriend for me and traveled to my city to be with me.

I stopped contacting her when she got on the plane.
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Gave birth to me
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My wife. She married me.
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>>683439636
Pics or didnt happen
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>>683443220
I feel you anon. Yesterday was no mother's day.
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If I would of known she was going to do that I would of let /b/ hold the nachos instead, so we taking revenge on all these wrong doers or what!
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>>683443320
Any Consequences for them, rape charges, assault etc?
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>>683443320
And now the real age of writer comes out; I'm guessing 8-10.

>My dad killed the suckers
>Killed three guys

Calling your three rapists 'suckers'.
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>>683447539
Still that sucks. Sorry for your loss F for kitten.
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>>683443320
Tits or gtfo
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>>683438130

A guy that I rented a place to tried to kill me. He was going to go on a killing spree, and I just happened to be the first person he saw that day. The police set up a roadblock and were forced to shoot him. After checking the place he rented, we discovered his plans. He had written many notes detailing what his plans were, the guy was completely insane.
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>>683443495
You took the b8 you fucking fag
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>>683447073
Yeah I was homeless. It wasnt all that exciting, I hung out at the library a lot and slept on busses. You cant really do anything because people wont hire you if you dont have an address and if you cant get into a shelter you cant shower, and nobody wants some smelly homeless guy around. My older sister got ahold of me and got my uncle in Denver to take me in so I could work and get my shit together. Long story short, my uncle just wanted sex, I had to move out and so I ended up working $10/hr jobs for the next 10 years or so, barely keeping my head above water. I ended up homeless two more times, got through it. Now Im 35 and Im in the position I should be in at 20.
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>>683443320
The only believable part is that you're on anti-depressants.

>Mommy and Daddy will get you Far Cry Primal for your Bday.
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>>683447824
What? How are you planning on avenging those nachos mate?
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The fisted me dady
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>>683445546
>$750 for 30 minute cab ride.
Cool story.
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>>683447942
She is not asking/requesting anything, that is for when they want to take advantage of being females.
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>>683443396
Tell your friend that she confessed and that you want to move on; ask him what happened. Do it in person so they can't collaborate. Play both sides.

>Get new friends because they're still fucking and have no respect for you.
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>>683447956
'Murica.
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>>683446713
Just stop. Why are you making yourself look dumber than you were?
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>>683448274
Nope. Girl on 4chan means tits. Period.
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>>683447095
>Left traumatized for rest of life

Pffft!
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I love you /b/
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>>683448013
What do you mean, he just wanted sex? Are you a girl after all, or is he into guys. Did he have sex with you?
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>>683440821
Also, you cannot lose your home in a lawsuit judgment. Soooo, attentionfag somewhere else.
>Homestead
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>>683448013
You uncle was fucked up mate, did anybody knew about that?
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>>683443320
you fucking deserve it you dumb fucking bitch.
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>>683448413
K.
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>>683442145
#WhitePeopleProblems
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>>683448013
i got a couple houses in detroit, if you want to come live at one. i.ll charge you 300 a month rent. i may want to have sex if youre good looking...if not thats fine...you can just rent.
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>>683448441
I love you anon <3. (No homo tho)
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In high school this guy spit a mouthful of water on me at the water fountain. Raged but was to much of a beta faggot to do anything. To this day I still hope something terrible happens to him.

>inb4 kissless virgin
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>be stupid 15 y/o girl
>very naive
>been doing a lot of weird shit the past two years
>meets a guy cause we had friends in common
>gettin good along with this dude
>talks about all kinda shit
>goes to a lot of fucked up parties in christiania (place in copenhagen where everyone smokes weed and gets fucked up, very nice place)
>does a lot of drugs
>finds out we've been inpatient the same place
>he has a depression
>me as well plus borderline
>fucks for 6 weeks still doing fucked up stuff
>havin a good time
>he calls it off
>thinkingmaybeitwasforthebest.png
>fast forward 1 month
>been a fucking mess since we ''''''broke up'''
>finds out that hes fucking my best friend
>tries to act okay
>angry mess who now doesn't talk to bestfriend
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>>683443593
We've all seen Soprano's fag.
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>>683438130
Got raped
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>>683448454
Im a guy. He's gay, and he was always hinting at it, he tried taking me on dates and shit. Eventually he would just come out with 'What, not even a blowjob?' type shit. One day I woke up and he was jerking off while watching me sleep. He never got it, Im much stronger than he is. Once he figured out he wasnt getting it he said I had to go.

>>683448584
I told my family about it last year during a big fight, the only one that believed me was my step mom. I told my aunt about it years before and she didnt do anything. I dont talk to any of them anymore. He told me that I should shut up about it because 'now Ive been around the block' and 'I have no idea what he's gone through.'
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>>683448813
Detroit is full of niggers
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>>683448848
>Christiania
you fugged ub
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>>683448097
I'm thinking of throwing a nacho party with as many nacho LOVERS as possible, sort of like project x but more like a block party since the place i stay smells like cat piss and mold, film it and never tell her about it and just feel good about knowing she could of been apart of it but also hint stuff at her secretively to see if she even remembers doing it, and if she does flash her footage of the epic nacho party to make her feel, swear that was the most ROBOTIC cold hearted thing any one has ever done it was like you might of as well of just took the 10$ she had one nacho... And they were solid 2 thick spicy hot cheese covered like frosting on a cake ;( but yea byo(nachos if ever anyone's down you'll hear about it!
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>>683448971
Sick bastard.
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>>683449025
yeah in the nigger parts...just like LA...chicago...etc etc...
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>>683448864

Hehehe... the town that I am from, yet, you have no idea what it is really like.
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>>683449120
what
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>>683445546
Cool story bro! Good luck on your interview with Leroy the Pimp.

>We know you're a guy and if you got paid for a sex act, guess what? You're a prostitute!!!
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>>683438130
in high school some assholes bullied me on the break betwen classes. They hit me and loocked me in a trash container. After some hours when finally people heared me and i was able to get out half of my school was there watching me, laughting at me and recording it with their phones
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>>683445590
>Crying like a faggot
>What a fag
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my sister killed my cat, my two hamsters, my fish and my terrapins after torturing them
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>>683449162
Yeah also in the parts where one may rent a house out for 300 bucks.....
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>>683449251
There are places you don't visit more than once
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Elaborate mate, want to know more.>>683449452
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>>683448425
dude have your cute tiny little baby kitten die in front of you
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its not always their fault of course but half of the people i get attached to die, usually by cancer or suicide
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>>683449570
>cute
>cat

Choose one
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>>683449660
Sounds like it's more your fault
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Married me.
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>>683445977
>Called family and friends
>Ended up homeless
>Broke from porn site subs -piggy bank empty?

You're either a troll or such a piece a shit that your family and friends would rather see you on the streets for 12 years than in their homes.
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I think my worst thing is that my parents divorced when I six in 2001. Beyond that, I consider myself fairly unfucked up
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>>683449683
Fuck off mate.
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>>683449809
When your family and friends think you're a woman beater they think you deserve it.
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>>683443320
>Almost.
If someone ever does something half similar to my daughter im serious they won´t be able to do anything more ever again. I respect your dad. But he left the work half done.
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>>683449570
I'd rather have it die as a kitten than when you've had it for a couple years, yet not old enough to die of old age.
Also, grow up anon.
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>>683440546
>>683444095
>>683444432
>>683447734
Came here for these comments. Wasn't disappointed.
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>>683442990
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>683449809
Anyway to add to that, I wasnt homeless for 12 years. If you read the rest of my comments youll see that.
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This thread is about to die, was good talking to you mates cya around. <3
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>>683449120
??? why
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>Be me
>17 years old
>kinda fat back then
>most kids take the bus to school,
but I usually walk.
>be walking back home from school
>anon yelling mothers name when back home
>no answer
>yells again
>no answer
>decide to leave it
>mustbeoutshopping.jpeg
>go to 4/10 room
>go online
>watch some horseporn (my thing)
>decide to clean up my room
>take laundry downstairs
>stillnomom.jpeg
>go back upstairs
>listen to some music for a while
>noises from downstairs...
>"mom?"
>go downstairs
>see this 17 foot high figure standing outside
>suddenly shoots laserbeam rockets from his nostrils
>go back inside
>bumped my toe
>hurts/10
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>>683447095
My father drive over my cat infront of me when i was young. I still can remember clearly how it´s head smashed.
The cat left 4 kitties left.
1º Was bite by an straw dog a few dies after. A large dog
2º drank bleach of the floor of my garage
3º Was burned alive by my sister´s ex-boyfriend as revenge of her breaking up with him
4º dissapear in winter. Nex summer we found just its bones on the bottom of the pool
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>>683442190
Story?
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Years ago a grown man bought me legos. Thought he wanted to be my friend but ended up molesting me.
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>>683451458

Give a minute.
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>>683448732
Kys
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>Be me.
>Be 12 going on13.
>Early 90s, sweet betafag.
>Moves from quiet mid-sized town to big city.
>Get emotionally manipulated six ways to Sunday by a sociopath-in-training at a miserable Catholic private school.
>Bro was a Hell's Angel's upper echelon son.
>He managed to convince me to talk to a voice on a cellphone (Yes, a big chunky one the size of a TV remote control) and say a code word in art-school once.
>He then told me that it was the signal for a hit and that I'd caused a man's life to die across the street from the school.
>Within second a woman rushes out of one of the apartment buildings next door and starts sobbing and calling for help.
>A man rushes out and tries to console her.
>Paramedics and police cars the rest of the day.
>I've only told one ex about this, ever.
>Guy really fucked me up for the rest of middle-school socially and indirectly fucked up my sex life for most of my 20s due to lack of trust issues.
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My dad bought me a fucking xbox one, i wanted a ps4!
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>>683452223 Kek. NOT a Xmas gift thread, newfag.
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>>683452064
What was the code word?
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>>683451458

In college I learned that I could not survive in the social environment, so I had to take steps for my own well being.
That involved making and selling substances that are profitable, however, always testing them on myself.

Specific substances had unique effects and I shared them with fellow friends that I thought were like me, but one of them ended up being a sociopath, rather than autistic.
I gave him a way to mimic other fellow empathetic beings and use them for his own good. It was a different effect from people like me with specific brain chemistry. I thought I was helping him, but it just gave him another way to abuse others.

As a manufacturer, you will only get good if you prove yourself and have people that will protect you.... having hoot rat friends that would kill for you grants a certain social position and power over others, simply for protection.

He wanted to abuse that for his own personal benefit, not for anyone else but himself and his own ego.

He fucked up the lives of others, which I personally witnessed. It was a mistake I will never make again.
As of now, I am weary to bring what I know to the public because of the potential damage that it may bring to others.

I thought we were the best of friends, but it was all a facade and I got to see deep into the mind of people who are like him.

As I have said before, you are either a genius, a sociopath, or like everyone else.
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2nd year of college i dates a hot latina we go out on first date when we on movies i started touch her leg then went out to pussy but i notice she had balls and a thick penis, i got sad but suck her cock anyways BEST sex ever
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>>683451344
holy fucking shit that's so awful ;-;
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>15 years of friendship
>Starts dating my ex whom I still had feeling for
>Cuts me out completely
Hope their kids are retarded.
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>>683452402 Honestly, I forget. He made believe some really stupid shit so I've blocked things out (Like, that Predators were real). That school was a nightmare. All the non-whites were the kids of tinpot despots... Worst single decision my everloving parents made.
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>>683452540
ye, his english is pretty bad
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Someone at McDonald's gave me the wrong size fry.
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>>683452824
Yeah. I had to read it twice.
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>>683448659
finally the only normal reply in the bunch
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>>683453005

:O
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I was spanked and sodomized with jalapeno pepper juice my fellow members of the US Navy.
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>>683442439
Kek...
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When I was 8 my older sister jumped on my back while I was a sleep and shoved a funnel up my ass. I thought she was just pouring in mustard or juice like usual so I wasn't that mad, but it turned out to be concrete mixed with grapefruit juice
:( it burned so bad and the pain was so bad I threw up. She just fucking laughed and I spent all night trying to quietly scoop everything out before it dried and angle my ass under the tub faucet so I could rinse out my asshole. I even slipped and hit my head a couple times just trying to get the angle right. I don't know how my parents didn't wake up
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>>683438130
Gave birth to me...
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>>683453796

What. The. Fuck.
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>>683438130
Got cucked three times by the same chick.

>Took her back after fooling around
>Supported her after she left me
>Paid $1500 worth of back child support so she wouldn't go to prison

Should've left the relationship when I caught her in bed with another dude but I wanted to believe she wasn't a complete piece of shit druggie.
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>>683452402
Noot-noot
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>Be me
>16, lonely, bullied throughout school, no friends
>Meet guy, later would become boyfriend
>Gets me into drugs
>Make friends
>More interested in superficial relationships than him
>We all do dumb shit as kids
>Take E once
>Send tits to another guy
>Immediate regret
>Just cause I was feelin so good didn't mean I should have whore'd out
>Tell boyfriend about this after
>Gets super pissed for good reasons
>Almost choked me to death
>I deserved it
>Tells me I'm a slut and almost had me sent to jail twice because he was pissed
>He almost an heros cause of it


I regret it now, made it a point to cut myself off from him and other people, but it was my own fault. I'll never forgive myself for it
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>>683453796

Cant be real
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In middle school once my under arms reeked and everyone called me stinker. I just never needed deodorant until that happened.
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>>683454285
Post vag
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>>683452402
cheese pizza
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>>683446870
Never did anon...
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>>683452449

Fuck do speak like a fucking retard as well?
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Cut her wrists, convinced me it was my fault
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>>683454285

>sends tits
>bf an heros

Serves him right for being a beta cuck
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>>683449477
Good point m8
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>>683452223
K
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>>683454447

It happened
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>>683454546
Nobody wants to see that nasty shit anon, trust me
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>>683455240
Sure we do. Pussy is pussy
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>>683448659
thank god
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>>683440040
Fuck that guy. He should've died like the leech he is
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>>683439476
my balls hurt really bad after reading that.
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>>683440040
Fucking shit man
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>>683443320
I'll go to sleep hoping this is made up :)
Gn guys.
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>>683443320
i don't believe you
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I was having a fight with my girlfriend one night at a friend's house. We were all drinking and fucked up and it was like 5 am. So I go outside for a smoke go to go back inside, friend won't let me in becuase he wants us to cool off and he told me he called me a cab. I'm pissed I go home. I found out he tried to get my gf to have a threes omw but she was throwing byou the time I had left.

End up breaking up with my gf, three months later, steal my friends gf and I fuck her brains out. He was pissed and smeared me like the Bad guy. Don't even give a fuck.
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>>683440040
You must have had a shitty lawyer.
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>>683456124
Fucking auto correct. Sift through it you'll figure it out.
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>>683454742

Nope.
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When I moved out of my dad's. The only thing he said was. "Leave the key by the door. Haven't spoken to him in six years.
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>>683438130
Giving birth to me
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>>683454447
are you sure ?? are you absolutely sure Sherlock homie ?
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got drunk @ party, later saw phone vid of 8 guys raping me. Everyone thinks I'm a slut
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I was walking in my hometown of St Joe MO 4 years ago, and a random black man whom i've never seen before pulls up next to me and sprays me with this acid. Long story short. Blind in one eye, can't smell shit captain, sith lord neet. Was a tackle in college ball too, wish I could have died that day
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Physical (and mental) abuse by my mother when I was a kid. She used to kick me in the balls.
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>>683439476
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>>683438130
broken my heart
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I'm a 24 year old woman who let a 30 yo neckbeard 500+ pound guy do me pretty much every way in exchange for him making me a gaming PC to twitch stream with my tits out. No one watched my stream.
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>>683438130
>let me foot the bill while she went to school
>agreed with her promise of her reciprocation
>she drops out, starts talking about "polyamory"
>starts talking to guys
>refuses to get a job or even do chores
>breaks up with me the first time i blow up on her
>fucks a guy in two weeks
>tells me to find women
>immediately makes a reason why i shouldn't fuck a girl when i finally get one
>tells me i didn't make it work when i finally just moved out of state to get away from her
>had been friends since 9 years old
>found out she moved in with another guy
>found out she got a job (lol)
>found out it was selling her panties and doing ERP with guys on Reddit
She sent me a text one day detailing how she was having a hard time time coping with how I treated her, I called her and told her that she was stupid whore and ended up exactly how I thought she would: selling her body because of her daddy issues. I then immediately called her mom (who I was still cool with) and told her how her daughter was a piece of trash selling herself
>Mfw she agreed
>Mfw she stills talks to me but not her.

Women refuse to grow up in American culture, I don't know what it is.
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>>683448724
Get the fuck off this website you faggot.
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>>683457337
Post vag
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>>683457337
Did you want it? Because there are guides on which parts to buy and local pc places can put it together for a small fee in under an hour
How does that even happen?
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>>683457486
Never again
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My two year older friend raped me the first time when we went camping right after I turned 13. After a while he turned his sexual attention to another young boy. He later worked at the childrens community center and is now (15 years later) currently working in a vidya-store.
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Got an escort pregnant. She then tool me to family court, was ordered to pay 2,700 usd monthly in child support. Right afterwards she made it post online making me go bankrupt(first thing people saw when they googled my name).

Still stuck with 2700 monthly payments, had to leave the country.
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>>683443813
Shut up you bitch
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>>683457619
that looks like an actual fucking axe wound
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>>683457547
Did I want him to hump my barely lubed ass for 4 minutes? Naw. Did it save me around 850? Apparently.
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>>683457619
Wow. Thanks. Big vag too.
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>>683457667
I don't know how to feel about that. Here's back view.
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>>683457813
It's a big vag. I'd fuck it
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>>683457715
How did that transaction happen though? I dont understand how some 30yr old gets in contact with someone and tells them he'll fuck them in exchange for building a computer
Stream Overwatch btw.easy views
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>>683438130
dad beat mom, beat us kids, sexually emotionally and psychologically abused us constantly. He would torture our pets, put my pet parakeet into a jar and blow smoke into the jar laughing at it's squacks. He would take it out and squeeze it to hear it's cries. He nearly killed mom, she divorced him after many years of this torment. She became alcoholic, neglectful and apathetic to everything, we were never raised or educated properly and now suffer with extreme social phobias and depression. aunts, uncles, cousins, no one cares. they all say it's our fault somehow that we were put through this, with no skills, life experience, and the inability to socialize there is no help, no hope, no reason to live but also no courage to suicide.
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