Secret Board thread
GET IN HERE
Newfags, read the secret board sticky before posting.
prtscr that board and im gonna masturbate ok?
>>683426276
why the fuck are you telling them about the secret board?
>>683426754
You goddamn /sh/it
>>683426754
They have the right to know, my man.
(Also it's getting kinda slow, we need more users)
Thanks for telling all the newfags
>>683426276
lol
>>683426276
don't do it newfags! the secret board sux!
Cya there, fags
>>683426839
fair point, maybe this way Hiroyuki won't make it public if we get some more anons in
>>683426944
lol, what? Join us in /sb/, anon!
>>683426974
gb2 google, faggot
>>683426276
thanks for the influx of newfags you homo
>>683426276
DELET THIS
Someone is making a thread about /sb/ >>683426276
Read the rules fag
>>683427314
this
MODS!
>>683426276
What the hell is this place?
>>683427314
>>683427367
Get out, (You).
Thanks. The password is failing tho
>posting about the secret board
You stupid fuck. Read the god damn rules. I hope you get banned for bringing cancer into /sb/
Fuck, now the secret board is turning into reddit. Thanks a fucking ton, OP.
>>683427620
this is my favotire rule
> 6 The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.
>all these cringey faggots playing into the joke thinking they will fool anybody
Hey guys, can someone help me?? I'm on my phone now because my PC isn't connecting, did I mess something up along the way??
>>683426276
ur gonna get b& from the secret board for doing this
>>683428041
>inb4 some retard believes you
>posting bout /sb/
never thought i'd see the day
enjoy your b& faggot
>tfw newfag don't know about /j/
OMG HELP I TRIED DIS AND IT DID SOMETHING to my pc fuck help
>>683426276
>telling newfags about the board
>>683428041
>>683428160
Wait a bit, sometimes it takes a little time for your request to get through, especially if there's lots of people trying to get through all at once. See you there!
>>683428041
retard thinks its a troll, nah, try it, its a thing
>>683427908
>>683428119
>can't access the secret board
>pretends it isn't real
Shit bait, lurk moar
i was pissed about this at first but it actually is kind of better with this many people in /sb/. just dont make another thread like this for a LONG time
>>683426276
goddamn fucking faggot there was one place without newfags
Do people actually fall for this shit?
>>683428598
these kinds of posts arent helping, now they're more intrigued. half of them thought it was a system 32 kind of bait. just let it 404 before more retards flood /sb/
>>683427908
basically.
ho ho, oh man you are guys are so sneaky! What a hilarious joke!
lol nobady of you fags cant describe what happen if someone do that??? lol
Thanks for inviting all this cancer into the secret board.
>>683428955
>nobady
>lol
great job
>>683426276
Might as well spread your bootyhole as wide open as possible too.
common fuckers i want to know it but im high as f or post it here >>>/g/ they know what happend if i
ste lenivi ako kokot
>>683428793
It's real, faggot. Join us or fuck off.
>>683426276
Go fuckyourself OP, the secret board is newfag free! That was the fucking point of having it secret you faggot
omg im sure that it isnt working but what the fuck hjappend???
>>683426276
Are you fucking kidding me?
>>683429475
Restart your comp, sometimes it need a restart
>>683429421
Fuck you, they have the right to know
>>683429584
it works? so take a photo of it
>>683428827
It's like summer in /sb/, we should just let this read 404
>>683426276
How is this in any way entertaining to you Fuking autists
why is this popping up?
this seems dodgy as fuck
you guys really think that pretending a "secret board" exists makes you an alpha neckbeard don't you?
this thread is cancer
>>683429664
Here's your proof, faggot.
>>683430565
KEK
>those dates
>>683430324
You're missing out, /b/ro. Otherwise, fuck off.
>>683426276
only if i didn't know what hosts file does...
>>683430244
because the FBI owns the servers. and you are attempting to access them directly.
>>683430754
judging by those dates, not a lot.
>>683426276
This makes mustard gas
>>683430244
>>683430833
i can't be the only one who remembers Mootikins getting Vanned over the old CP and Terrorist Organizing content, The Vanning that he got out of by 1 giving exclusive moderation of /b/ to The Feds, which is why they stopped being recruited for this board, and 2 Giving Them The Servers So They Can Monitor Them.
>>683426276
Ok so I tried this shit and now my Desktop isn't working right. What did I do wrong? plz help
>>683431146
>>683430833
oh well. Time to be a man and actually get onto the site.
>>683431402
>regretting this already
>newfag not knowing how to get to /cp/
>>683431233
Read: >>683429584
>>683431506
tell us then oh holy Messiah
>>683431543
I tried 3 times. same issue
>>683426276
I hope the mods ban your nigger ass for sharing the secret board. I'm gonna call moot.
THIS WILL BLOCK YOUR ACCESS TO 4CHAN
DON'T FALL FOR THIS TRICKERY MY REDDIT BROTHERS
MEMES FOREVER
Weird :/ it opened something called wampserver. Now do I get in?
>>683431776
Someones salty about not being able to get on /sb/
>>683431730
Moot isn't the site admin any more, faggot.
>>683431843
How do I get in?
>>683426276
>attempts to wipe newfags
noice
>>683431887
I know nigger. That's the joke. Why don't you go back to /mlp/
>>683430565
>>683430716
You fucked that up fur sure.
>>683431877
l0l you don even vape l0l dum kid l0l0l fucking RS3 player l90l
>>683431913
so the threads way didn't work? Alright
> https://sourceforge.net/projects/loic/
>download that
> Put the IP address in
> Press shoot
this isn't funny assholes. my comp isn't working now. I've tried rebooting it 4 times now and it won't go to windows
>>683430565
That reddit tab
>>683432122
it should be noted that this program is dangerous so don't input any other addresses unless you have prior permission.
>>683432125
Get trolled by /b/ kid XDDD
Don't ever come back , am I right /b/rothers?
/b/rofist xDDDD
>>683432099
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>>683432125
pic of screen and timestamp show us problem maybe we can help.
>>683432259
Bait or troll.? Doesn't matter. You're retard in any case
>>683432259
Wtf are you doing?
>>683432125
Did you delete system 32 yet? that fixes a lot of bugs that the Microsoft jews didnt patch when releasing windows.
>>683432327
>>683432099
>>683432125
well that's what you get for falling for some obvious bait. you're the type of person who loses his bank account to an "Egyptian Prince who wishes to give his pyramid full of gold to some random nigga through e-mail"
>>683432488
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
>>683432489
I wish you'd come up with more current zingers. That shit is a late 90's early 2000's reference my nigga.
>>683432540
Ya made me kek with this one
>>683426276
Is this really safe? I mean fucking system 32 man prolly lies nice b8 m8 I R8 8/8 atealst thats what every 4chan user uses right and kek and such haha trolls
>>683432691
Don't ever come back to this site, with your shit grasp of english.
>>683430565
>screenshotting infinite chan
>>683432691
It's not System 32, dumbass. It's one file in the Sys32 folder. Join us or fuck off.
>>683432596
exactly, and that cunt is still dumb enough to fall for it, my nigga.
>>683432691
>>683432805
Hahaha top kek! Falling for noob bait im macrolfingg so hard and lmaoinng so hard!
>>683432958
>>683433061
Hahaha ya post nemes to defend ya self hahaga topset kek haha! You took the bait haha faggy mac fagger hahaha! Lmaoingggg!!
>>683432125
> implying this would prevent Windows from booting
guys I posted a thread in /inv/
come on my personal army
>>683426276
Who is dumb enough to fall for this? Nobody, stop wasting your time posting this shit.
>>683430565
>doing all that shit for a chubby thread
>>683433323
We never needed you in /sb/ anyway.
>>683426276
Board not found
OP Will never change he will always be a F A G G O T
>>683433313
>>683433323
>333
trips :DDDDD
>>683433647
>Can't be this retarded surely
>>683433647
Obviously, you're supposed to do the instructions first, dumbass.
ok, see what you guys did? that stupid fucking "dat boi" forced meme has never been on /sb/ and now its fucking everywhere. congratulations, now everything sucks equally
>>683434464
it hurts
Can anyone prove o me that its real?
>>683426276
GUYS, DONT DO THIS! IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS!
>>683435373
>thinking nerve gas is mustard gas
>>683435227
You have to do you idiot it's a secret board for a reason. Jeez, now get the fuck in here already. Missing all the good threads unlike /b/
This better work faggots
>>683435524
He has a point. If you know what an ip is then some of you will be able to get in. All the people who say it doesn't work just are fucking retarded
>git gud
fucking fags
don't listen to all the skeletons
this is some kind of joke
or crazy haxors
theres no such thing as "secret board"
i mean cmon why would we want a place free of newfags right?
don't worry about it your not missing out on anything just keep scrolling through your trap threads
nothing to see here
move along
>>683435524
You know what? Im trying it! i wanted to sell my computer on ebay anyways
>>683435524
See you guys there. I got through
>>683435515
You wanna go, m80?
Does this work for xp? I want to try it on a virtual machine.
>>683435756
HOLY SHIT I'M IN. HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN A THING?!
>>683436036
Wait, why areyou impersonating me?
>>683436016
It won't work in a vm. I have no idea why
EVERYBODY COME QUICK, WE'RE LAUNCHING A RAID ON TUMBLR
>>>/sb/458799
YOU RUINED MY COMPUTER
holy shit!
theres a thread in /sb/ about making diamond crystals
holy shit!
this board is amazing
>>683436257
KEK already with you guys
>>683436036
Since 100 BC, my friend. The ancient URL has existed, but the servers remained untouched, even by moot himself, until one day, one anonymous member stumbled upon it while babbling to his friends about how awesome 'anomalous' was. He stood in awe of this wonderous creation, but as the board name stated, he realized he had to keep this a secret. And now, to this day, even as faggots such as op try to unveil this secret, only so few chosen anons can reach it with their 1337 |-| /\x0R skillz, leaving it the sanctuary it was always meant to be.
>>683426276
is anyone actually dumb enough to do this?
We'll never know....
>>683436520
You're too stupid for this man. That's why you can't get it m8 :^)
>>683426276
>>683436520
you can unblock it you know
This fucks your PC don't do it
>>683426276
NO ONE LISTEN TO THIS fucking asshole.. just ruined my new laptop my mom bought me... thanks a lot dick
>>683437112
please ban this underage fag
>>683436149
I smell bullshit
>>683437307
Get bent loser
will confirm
this is legit
thanks OP
today your not a faggot
>>683437400
Some of you will never understand how to get in so you just bitch and moan hoping others will join your autism
>>683437085
>>683437112
newfags get the fuck off my /sb/
>>683426276
Ty op I'm in
Off I go! Bye fags
>>683437677
Your a jerk and need to stop ruining peoples lives. My mom bought me that laptop and now i cant get it to do anything
>>683437589
Yep.. Confirming this.
>the day OP wasnt a faggot.
>>683430565
You ARE stupid
>>683426276
you fuckin twat. Why would you do this?!?
>>683437869
You fucked up bad somewhere, this does not break your PC.
>>683437869
>mom bought me new laptop
>can't get it to do anything
>lief is ruin'd
>jerk
>>683437509
>loser
Kek
>>683437648
>He's still pretending it's real
>>683437085
No it doesn't you retard, it stops them getting on 4chan
turning newfags into "fags" with /sb/
>>683438084
>>683438096
Yeah well some of us dont have alot of money and that laptop was the only thing I got for my birthday and now its ruined. Im stuck using my phone. I trusted you guys and you screwed me over, my kom is gonna be pissed
>>683438313
you did it bad, follow the insructions!
>>683438421
Well is there any way to fix my laptop so I can retry?! All i have now is my phone
>>683426276
I don't know what you mean, OP. DO I just start all the files in the 32 folder? I have that 32/drivers folder. Do I select them all and open them?
>>683438313
bait/0
>>683438313
>implying i have alot of money
>only thing i got for my birthday
>now its ruin'd
>my mom is gonna be pissed
>trusted you guys and you screwed me over
>trusted you guys and you screwed me
>TRUSTED YOU GUYS
>>683437112
Reported for being underage. I will warn the newfags that they have to obey the rule of being above 18.
>>683438518
Kek so many people are getting fucked with by this faggot and don't even realize it
>>683438647
Im not underage.. I'm 26 you idiot
>>683438516
No, just edit the 'hosts' file, found in the System32 folder. Read the image carefully.
>>683432327
the fact that i just read that entire fucking shitfest without any problems, proves how fucking much a loser i am....fml
>>683436817
>Tfw most of you are fucking newfags that wont remember /5/
>>683438708
b8ers b8ing b8 with their b8y bait of b8 tier b8ness all for the sake of b8ed b8ers taking b8
>>683438864
how about /4/ :^)
>>683426276
Dumb ass the sb doesn't exist and Every one should forget about this thread because it DOESN'T exist.
>>683433647
you were watching this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV3MxXNiyBc
>>683438313
Photos with time stamp or confirmed fag
>>683438983
you cant get the access, arent you? (:
>>683438983
wow somebody's mad coz they couldn't get in :-)
>>683439061
I was fucking with you faggots. Im not retarded
>>683438803
Fucking yes! I'm in! I got into /sb/
As I can see, this is NSFW and you got some disturbing shit here.
No wonder oldfags are such weird people. If a normal person looks at this, they can get PTSD.
>>683426276
thank you for clearing out the stupid fags
>>683438983
it totally DOESN'T
so dont try this
just forget about it
the /sb/ is a lie
much like the cake
forget about this thread
forget what you hear
it DOESN'T exist
now please move along
nothing to see here
>>683438803
>>683439212
And thank for helping me, btw. You people are more helpful than reddit assholes.
>>683439177
No shit, I thought I already told you it can't break your computer.
>>683439177
>implling you are not retared
No one falls for this. All posts about computers not working w/ pic + timestamp is bait. Newfags get baited easily
>>683439177
>not retarded
>>683436817
/z/ was moved ages ago
No one has ever, EVER, fallen for these
The best you get is people pretending they did
try 104.16.68.203 instead of 127.0.0.1
>>683439611
why to stay on /b/ when you can be on /sb/?
he thanks to OP there (:
>>683432691
system 32 is a virus anyway you turbocuck
OMG IZ WORK
i feel like doing this just because but i'm not going to
>>683442610
its chocolate milk? plz. say its chocolate milk
its bad written, you have to turn off explorer.exe
>>683443370
>>683426901
IKR
>>683443370
its chocolate milk
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/470/594/c71.gif
>>683429390
K >>
I don't trust this shit
i did it and now i cant go to 4chan
help, i don't know what happend, i can't enter 4chan anymore on my laptop!
>>683427518
Source?
================================================FOR THOSE WHO ACTUALLY DID IT==============================================
Go and google this: "how to repair host file in windows"
Wow, the things there.
Is that even legal?
So what's the joke here? How badly does this fuck up your computer?
>>683449227
this
>>683449227
it's nothing... they will block 4chan
>>683430565
>Not even gay sex with hats on
Son, ...
>>683449315
They are just 12years old kids who just read about IPs and they are fooling around. That's hacking for them...
As I said, 127.0.0.1 is a special IP address that is always defined to refer to the local computer. So whenever a computer attempts to connect to 127.0.0.1 it's really attempting to connect to itself.
Now, unless you're running a web server on your own machine (highly unlikely unless you explicitly set it up), and if a web browser tries to connect to 127.0.0.1 that connection will fail - there's no web server to answer the call.
The other piece of this puzzle is to realize that entries in your hosts file take priority over "real" lookups. For example, if you put this in your hosts file:
127.0.0.1 google.com
127.0.0.1 www.google.com
"... 127.0.0.1 is a special IP address that is always defined to refer to the local computer."
you'll no longer be able to access Google. Your browser would request the IP address for google.com, the system would find it in your hosts file first and assume that was the correct address. Your browser would attempt to access 127.0.0.1, your own computer, and that would fail.
>>683433647
>reverse text
no nwfgz no no no
So it's just OP being a faggot. Very sneaky OP.
Dude this was private so the fbi didnt remove all the cp. delete this.
i got trolled hard
>>683427518
Source for this shit
