Didn't mean to do it. It's here.
Someone go there now!!!! Last time it was a dead body of missing girl!
Hope this ones just as good!!
>be police officer
>be in the area
>decide to park and watch it from a distance
>fat guy with a fedora walks into a field
>dear god he's using phone screen for light
>he picks something in a bag up from the bushes
>opens it up
>reacts as if to a really bad smell
>accidentally spills the contents over himself
>i hear him wailing for his mommy from here
>finding a bag of shit on the bush, kids these days
>better arrest him
None of us mean to do it. Sometimes you just have to take a shit though. I mean, what else can you do? It's early in the morning, and most places are closed, so you can't find a toilet. Taking a shit in the tree line isn't so bad. Hopefully you didn't wipe your ass with poison ivy though.
>go to location
>sees the other 4 anons who also went
>checks in a bush and finds op's dragon dildos
>one dragon dildo says look behind you
>we all turn the fk around
>wild op has appeared an is jackin it
>cums on all of us and runs off laughing
I think he meant he lived on the map of the previous coordinate thread that turned out to be true, not this one (since seeing the place you live in on what amounted to a single street doesn't make much since unless he's homeless)
If you type the coordinates into maps, and go into street view on the road right next to the loc, you'll see that its actually a thin ass set of trees and you cant really hide anything there
sure thing anon. you are probably on your way already.
a little south of that, put this into the search bar:
image date is different from op's pic that's why it looks different. In op's pic I thought it was a fucking lake next to the trees but its just a field lol
I live in Dallas I'm at work right now tho and I'm not willing to go check it out since its almost 30 minutes out of Dallas and the opposite direction of where I live, hopefully someone else stays close by and can go check it out, I'll keep an eye on the local news just in case
How do you know it's b8?
Everyone says b8 and 3/4 time no one even checks or can drive fat ass out to these locations. There could be dozens of bodies and dragon dildos buried across the US by 4chan serial killer
checked but at least bump with something
Cool story bro.
U rite animu fan fic? Wuts ur tumblr?
>mfw anons will meet fbi when they get there
In meantime lets make fun of slavs
You should probably lube your hands before you get cuffed.
Almost... Also triple dubs...
So it'll take anon an hour to get there let's say 10-15 min of snooping around and gas station time and another hour to drive back. So I don't think I've ever seen a thread B live for that long.
in what situation would you actually need these pictures?
It is extremely hard to type about this while massaging my rabbit stomache....,, propping iPhone on rabbits tummy now...,,
Well if anon doesn't respond in like another hour he's def been murdered and well flee and I'll anonymously phone police from pay phone outside
WE HAVE TOTAL AND COMPLETE FAITH IN YOU ANON
>be on a spiritual voyage in the area
>decide to sit and meditate when I see a police officer
>that faggot just parked and was stalking some fat guy from afar
>fat guy bends and does something, police officer starts masturbating furiously
>I hear him moaning
>get slightly turned on and start masturbating myself
>see him leave and go cum in his backseat really fast
>wipe it behind backseat seatbelt and run back behind a bush
>he comes back with the cuffed fat guy he masturbated to
So anon is going to check if anon is okay.
>/b/ best community 2016
>Go to location
>Find OP sucking cock
>Take picture and run
>Post it on /b/ for keks
>Fast forward a few years
>Lurking as usual
>Suddenly a strange image
>Two men seemingly shopped in
>I know that gay blowjob
Livestream it please.
Though I'm pretty sure this comment is bait and prolly not even OP... If you must kill yourself though, please livestream it, I wanna watch you do it. We all do.
>snow in texas
>psshh nothing personnel kid
The spot is in Texas, not Michigan.
i'm here, its a dead dog
OMG WHAT IF WE MAKE A GAME we can have anons from one city try to find a random hidden dildo in a city going off clues that an OP gives out and when they find the dildo they must take a selfie with it while squatting like a Slav with a smoke and time stamp.
>detective anon is ded
>having sad feels
Yes go back and check , no chloroform rags and sex van I promise
This thread is kill all you new fags need to leave. Man this website is becoming more cancerous by the minute
>pic related faggots
Dubs don't lie... I can agree with this. The autism rate has increased since 08
or what if we just have other anons hiding out and when detective anon gets there they jump him and rape his ass raw with the dildo and take pics of the didlo in his raped ass
Moot would fucking agree and checked you niggs
Op here watch out for a couple of these about 15 feet away ours from the middle tree.
New fag detected
Also didn't know fucking b8 was fun for cock sucking nigger loving under aged kids these days.
So many of you new fags can't tell b8 from actual real shit. Kill your selves please
IVE NEVER BEEN THIS EXCITED FOR ANYTHING IN MY LIFE. I live in Washington, D.C. And in the punk music scene here a couple years back their was this "DC dildo" it was passed around to over 100 people.....
im not even a newfag but seeing a thread like this just shows that there is a potential fag that couldve killed someone and dumped a body like back when /b/ was good
it usually b8 nowadays but you never know, probably is though
This is by far the idea I've seen on here for a while.
Anon who finds it has to start next thread and hide it some where else
>you never know
/b/ has nothing but 12 year Olds on here and summer is here you fucking new fags get excited over fucking anything.
Fucking autism with you guys is Beyond irreversible
You were saying new fag?
Ok can you start a fresh thread when you do and make clues and stuff for other anons to find ?
Also IT IS DECIDED /b/ Let the first ever DILDO TREASURE HUNT BEGIN in WASHINGTON DC
better start making rules. i suggest
1. dildo finder must post pic of dildo in orifice of choice along with timestamp
2. only one dildo at a time
3. never clean or replace dildo until it's falling apart
4. dildo finder is next to hide it
Yeah let me just call supermen to pick me up so he can zoom me to bum fuck texes with the highest obesity rate. I live to far away. Why didn't you timestamp. You know that's what the anons ask for.
yes this is a thing already story:
>was frissbee golfing back in 09
>disk goes inna woods a bit
>find a pod with random stuff inside
>bring it home
>find out what it was a game where someone hides a pod and then someone else find its, then they add an item are hide it and so on
>didnt play the game, kept the pod
>mfw i fucked up what must of been at least a dozen person deep hunting game
>1. dildo finder must post pic of dildo in orifice of >choice along with timestamp
>2. only one dildo at a time
>3. never clean or replace dildo until it's falling apart
>4. dildo finder is next to hide it
>5.Must be wearing atleast one Adidas item in photo
>must be squatting with a smoke in photo and time stamp
OK now where's the guy from Washington DC who was gonna buy a dildo , let us know when you make a thread for this.
Did I do something wrong
I will go leave as soon as gay porn shop opens in one hour and buy fresh dildo and DILDO HUNT will officially begin first in DC, I promise I will deliver, still giving bunny tummy rub.....
Winwar. Bella booty for you?
And a fine and howdy-hello to you, find sir.
I know they're all jazzed up for DC dildo but, I hope one day you'll find my dildo that I use to rape my hairy man ass. We will wait our turn, good sir.
He has a tummy ache!!!!
And it's 7:46 in DC right now, dildo store open at 9am. Will start thread around 915-920 dildo store is 3 blocks away. Just don't know how long it'll take me to oogle and make fun of everything in store before checkout, where are some good outside places to hide dildo? IDEAS?
Shit fam I'm 20 min away from DC grew up in SOMD.
DILDO HUNT DILDO HUNT DILDO HUNT
DILDO HUNTDILDO HUNT DILDO HUNT
I promise on my bunny rabbit.
It's a lot easier to deliver a dildo then posting a pic of a gun for trips and "shoot yourself" is winrar. I SWEAR TO GOD BY 920ish am in about hour and 20 min there will be dildo hunt thread !!!!!!
Then we need good hiding spot, lots of hookers in DC. WHAT ABOUT TAPED TO A NATIONAL MONUMENT I LIVE 5 min walk from White House!!!!!!!!
Oh god. I used to follow a band from Waldorf called I decide. It was a bunch of Waldorf crusty punks. I set a bonfire in Waldorf woods forest caught a bit on fire and I flees when hearing the fire marshal