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Didn't mean to do it. It's here.
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top kek you fucking idiot
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did you take a dump there?
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investigation time. If one of you retards lives in north dallas, might as well look into it.
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guess i'll lurk...
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>>683410256
>inb4 le xD sum1 better get /x/
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someone go there and post images.

i'll crown you top jew for it
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>>683410256
>be me
>be in the area
> check it out
> see a bag
> smells horrid
> nope.jpeg i aint goin ta jail fuckdatshit
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Someone go there now!!!! Last time it was a dead body of missing girl!
Hope this ones just as good!!
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>>683410793
> no pictures
> its like 4 in the morning
ok friendo we believe you
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>>683411061
he clearly wasn't being serious
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OP is a faggot
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>>683410793
>be me
>be police officer
>be in the area
>decide to park and watch it from a distance
>fat guy with a fedora walks into a field
>dear god he's using phone screen for light
>he picks something in a bag up from the bushes
>opens it up
>reacts as if to a really bad smell
>accidentally spills the contents over himself
>shit everywhere
>i hear him wailing for his mommy from here
>finding a bag of shit on the bush, kids these days
>better arrest him
>stopresisting.webm
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Shit the only GOOD time to be from Texas.....
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gr8 b8 m8
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>>683411029
99/100 times it's bait. There have been Maddie location threads and they all have been bait.
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>>683411029
post the nudes
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>>683411029
cheeky_smiley.png
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>>683411029

>last time
>2007
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Oh and checkem
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>>683411145
Being that new...
Lurk more kid
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>>683411391
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>>683411567
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>>683410256
None of us mean to do it. Sometimes you just have to take a shit though. I mean, what else can you do? It's early in the morning, and most places are closed, so you can't find a toilet. Taking a shit in the tree line isn't so bad. Hopefully you didn't wipe your ass with poison ivy though.
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>be me
>be in the area
>check to see what it is
>get ambushed
>get raped
>disappear forever
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>>683411552
Tits or gtfo
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>be me
>go to location
>found op there
>op taking it anal from some random guy
>op is faggot
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> be me
> go to location
> one guy jacking it to two other dudes fucking
> nothanks.jpg
> leave before I'm somehow involved
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>>683411947
U mad kid?
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>>683411391
Porn name of dead girl in previous post:
Zoey Zane
Real name Emily Sander
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>>683412379
wow
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>>683410256
Your secret box of dragon dildos?
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>>683412466
And her family & friends apparently had no idea.....
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>>683411772
i'd tap that. right now if i could.
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>>683412667
YOUVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME SMH HOW DO THESE PEOPLE LIVE
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>>683412658
You'd have to hold a dragon still long enough to get a molding of his penis to make such dildos.
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>>683412696
Guess her family & friends didn't really look at porn ? She had this whole alter ego life or being this semi out there porn star and was all innocent with family n shit
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>>683411029
Where I live is on that map.
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>be me
>go to location
>sees the other 4 anons who also went
>checks in a bush and finds op's dragon dildos
>one dragon dildo says look behind you
>oshit.jpg
>we all turn the fk around
>wild op has appeared an is jackin it
>cums on all of us and runs off laughing
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>>683412763
bad-dragon. com
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She's the tin man...
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>>683412890
>>683412667
>>683412379
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>>683410256
So is anyone close enough to actually go to this location?
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>>683411290
>better arrest him
Are you pulling someone covered with shit into the car? No way
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>>683413054
There so colorful, so creative, like a rainbow threw up on a cock.
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>>683413299
Didn't anon above say he lived on map?
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>>683412934
Go therrrr bitchhhhh
Bring camera
And dildo just in case
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>>683413459
They feel just as wonderfull as they look.

a... at least t-that's what I h-heard
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>>683413527
>>683413573

I think he meant he lived on the map of the previous coordinate thread that turned out to be true, not this one (since seeing the place you live in on what amounted to a single street doesn't make much since unless he's homeless)
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>>683413701
Well said.
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>>683413778
LMAO
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>>683413701
Damn.... I guess I can still hold out that he's a hobo. They're isn't anyone at all whose from dear old Texas here? There's got to be someone
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I'll be there in an hour, keep the thread alive
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If you type the coordinates into maps, and go into street view on the road right next to the loc, you'll see that its actually a thin ass set of trees and you cant really hide anything there
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>>683410631
godspeed, anon
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>>683413932
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>>683413932
sure thing anon. you are probably on your way already.
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>>683413932
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>>683413956
I typed in coordinates too didn't look quite like pic OP posted. Right next to bishop rd right?
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>>683414247
pretty pretty pretty..pretty good.
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>>683413932
Good luck anon
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>>683414519
nah, you typed something in wrong. Next to parkwood boulevard, north dallas.
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>>683413956
>Sep 2014
Give it a chance anon
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>>683413956
Wants to hide something, gives coordinates. Makes sense.
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Niggers, this is b8
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>>683413932
please I know every anon and their mother bullshits on /b/ but pretty please actually fucking go there

It'd mean a lot to mom and dad and dead porn star
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>>683414636
I meant was it near intersection of park wood Blvd & bishop rd?
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>>683414519
Nah anon, it's near Bone Daddy's house of smoke
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>>683414876
a little south of that, put this into the search bar:
33°03'32.2"N 96°49'27.0"W

image date is different from op's pic that's why it looks different. In op's pic I thought it was a fucking lake next to the trees but its just a field lol
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>>683414876
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I live in Dallas I'm at work right now tho and I'm not willing to go check it out since its almost 30 minutes out of Dallas and the opposite direction of where I live, hopefully someone else stays close by and can go check it out, I'll keep an eye on the local news just in case
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>>683414767
How do you know it's b8?
Everyone says b8 and 3/4 time no one even checks or can drive fat ass out to these locations. There could be dozens of bodies and dragon dildos buried across the US by 4chan serial killer
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>>683414975
>>683415042
Thank cha, I can pull up 3D map
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OP give us a picture to know that it is not b8
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>>683415057
Know anyone you can ask to look who lives closer? Or has no life to drive & check out mystery item?
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>>683415399
>>683415311
checked but at least bump with something
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OP here. It's not anything bad. I just decided I'm gonna kill myself. It's a box containing my stash of weed and blow and like 25 DVDs full of CP
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>>683413932
Well, it's all up to you. You're our last hope!
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>>683415350
Sadly no, everyone is asleep right now
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>>683415525
>>683415311
My apologies
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>>683415536
thanks for ruining the surprise
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>>683413932
Godspeed anon
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>>683411567
Oh lord let this one have a vagina
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>>683411290
Cool story bro.

U rite animu fan fic? Wuts ur tumblr?
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>>683415525
I appreciated that
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>>683415728
good job did you just scroll through every other picture dumbass
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>>683411567
Looks like my sister.

Do not want.
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>>683415536
>mfw anons will meet fbi when they get there
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>>683413932
>an hour

Fuck that shit nigga, I got work in the morning.
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>>683415536
How much blow and how much weed?
This is important as I am like 6 states away with a car and no social life
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>>683413932
In meantime lets make fun of slavs
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>>683415536
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>>683416051
>before hard drives
>burn to dvd
you may choose 1
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>>683415982
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>>683415536
If that's true, then what do you mean by "Didn't mean to do it"?
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I'm in Mckinney. Driving by in an hour. NOT stopping.
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>>683416155
I think OP is lying about being OP.
AND ITS STILL A DEAD BODY
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>>683416102
>not knowing about tinychan OS
spotted the newfag
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>>683416226
Yes, yes, you are. Bc if not we will be upset. With you and won't want to be your best friend forever
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I think theres nothing there but trees and dirt, OP is a lying NIGGER inbred
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>mentally ill anon
>posts location
>waits at location
>kills anon that investigates
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>>683412214
>leave before I'm somehow involved

Nobody believes you
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>>683416226
You should probably lube your hands before you get cuffed.
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>>683416372
this

this is literally what happens every single time one of these threads are posted you dumb shits
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>>683416108
I'm going to need a new meme folder just for Slavs now
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Robb Stark dies
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what if its a bomb and anon is gonna blow up
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>>683411521
this fucking this
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>>683416476
What the fuck is a Robb Stark
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>>683414699
Don't be so simple faggot
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>>683416414
True actually
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>>683416667
Almost... Also triple dubs...
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>>683416372
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>>683416415
Welcome
Here's this Jem as well...
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>>683416566
WEINER WEINER WEINER
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>>683416900
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>>683413932
So it'll take anon an hour to get there let's say 10-15 min of snooping around and gas station time and another hour to drive back. So I don't think I've ever seen a thread B live for that long.
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>>683411029

Last time...

No we have had loads of these since
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Better be a dead body
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>>683410256
Im here now.. what should I be looking for?
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Anon who said they went to go investigate should be back in 20 min, just a little longer bois
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>>683413932
Yes boss
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>>683416984
>>683416900
>>683416511
in what situation would you actually need these pictures?
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It is extremely hard to type about this while massaging my rabbit stomache....,, propping iPhone on rabbits tummy now...,,
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>>683417064
Pics or didn't happen
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>>683417088
BECAUSE WE NEED THEM
NEED
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>>683417064
O SHIT, look for any suspicious dirt piles, idk where someone may have buried something.
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>>683417064
Nigger post the pictures
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>>683417151
y tho
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>>683417064
Oh fuck don't lie to us take a pic of surrounding

Please please baby let it be a body
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>>683417064
Pics, faggot
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Detective Anon is probably dead already
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>>683417176
>>683417130
It's a dead dog.
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>>683417231
Never mind that ! ANON IS THERE!!!!! Yay praise lord!
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>>683417064
Pics! Pics! Pics! Pics! Pics! Pics! Pics! Pics!
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>>683417232
we just sent anon to be killed by op
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>>683417231
PLEASE ANON I'M BEGGING
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>>683417296
Pics or didn't happen
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>>683417333
Trips confirm it.
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>>683417064
When you find whatever you're looking for make sure to take a photo Squatting with a smoke next to it.
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>>683417296
PICS OR IT DIDN'T FUCKING HAPPEN
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>>683417292
And being ass raped by Nigger OP
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>>683417333
Well if anon doesn't respond in like another hour he's def been murdered and well flee and I'll anonymously phone police from pay phone outside


WE HAVE TOTAL AND COMPLETE FAITH IN YOU ANON
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Pics anon!!
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>>683417296
Take pictures and run Detective Anon before you get framed
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I hope it's a dragon dildo
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>>683417374
I'm fucking dying so hard Jesus Christ I litterly start stifle snickering so hard sides hurt almost woke up bunny and boy next to me in bed
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>>683417438
Or another local anon can be a Fucking bro and make sure anon is OK.
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>>683417064
Just timestamp or some shit, come on anon!
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>>683417410
99% probability of that
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>>683417483
I have a normal dildo I use for my bum-bum that I can send you.
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>6am in Texas

Newfags, nobody is going lol
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>>683417438
hi yes well, i was on this site i've never known about before and this one anonymous guy might have killed another anonymous guy there.
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>>683417483
I am trying so so so so hard to keep this laugh in it hurts it hurts
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>>683417527
Two dead detective anons instead of one
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>>683417541
>>683417458
>>683417449
>>683417379
>>683417357
>>683417318
>>683417282
This just in, Anon that went to the spot is a bigger faggot than OP.
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>>683411290
>be me
>be on a spiritual voyage in the area
>decide to sit and meditate when I see a police officer
>that faggot just parked and was stalking some fat guy from afar
>fat guy bends and does something, police officer starts masturbating furiously
>I hear him moaning
>get slightly turned on and start masturbating myself
>see him leave and go cum in his backseat really fast
>wipe it behind backseat seatbelt and run back behind a bush
>he comes back with the cuffed fat guy he masturbated to
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Keep in mind theres going to be another anon who will be driving by in about a half hour, hopefully he'll let us know if anything happened to detective anon!
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Nothing is there... Thankfully. Going home now.
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>>683417585
I live in Corpus Christi or else I would drive up there
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>mfw still no pictures
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>>683417527
Like another anon wants to get raped by some squatting Slavs with dragon dildos
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>>68341765and prettys soon this place will be a mass murder site of Anon detectives
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>>683417663
Bullshit. Look harder, AND FUCKING TAKE PICS
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>>683417663
Op is a fag, once again
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>>683417653
Detective Anon will probably be OPs new sex slave by then
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>>683417701
Austinite here who used to live near this area.

Anybody from Austin wanna fuck?
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Guys i just drove past there, dont feel like being killed, im not detective anon.
But it seemed like nothing was there
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>>683417707
Just stay in the car and use ur car lights. You don't have to get out.
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>>683417590
Dun dun dun dun what happened?
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>>683417653
So anon is going to check if anon is okay.
>/b/ best community 2016
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>Go to location
>Find OP sucking cock
>Take picture and run
>Post it on /b/ for keks
>Fast forward a few years
>Lurking as usual
>Suddenly a strange image
>Two men seemingly shopped in
>I know that gay blowjob
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Its a dead dog
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>>683417663
newfags fell for it
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>>683417777
Periscope it or some shit, the quads are giving you luck.
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>>683415333
Trips confirms. Kek maybe OP really killed some cunt. We can all only hope so.
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>>683417663
Don't be a pussy, you probably didn't even go there in the first place.
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>>683417777
CH-CH-CH-CHECKED!
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>>683417556
Post a pic of you using that dildo slut
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>>683417653
Omg I forgot! It's up to you drive by anon to check original anon!!!! WE HAVE COMPLETE FAITH IN YOU
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>>683417653

yummy, op is going to have a crowd
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>>683417821
photo is from winter it seems.
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>>683417821
Lame.
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>>683415536
Livestream it please.
Though I'm pretty sure this comment is bait and prolly not even OP... If you must kill yourself though, please livestream it, I wanna watch you do it. We all do.
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>>683417821
Timestamp??
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>>683417821
>snow in texas
>psshh nothing personnel kid
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>>683417591
wouldn't it be some shit if it really was tho? I really wanna go get a dildo and hide it and make one of these threads
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wait what is that?? omg its a log!! and another log. maybe its a forrest!!
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>>683417885
Pieces of plastic bag
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>>683417821
The spot is in Texas, not Michigan.
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>>683417858
Are you into hairy man ass?
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>>683417821
i'm here, its a dead dog
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>>683417821
Make time stamp with twigs
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>>683417777
You can get out of car and find detective anon
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>>683417663
WTF YOU DROVE BY AND DIDNT CHECK TO SEE IF DETDCTIVE ANON WAS OKAY?!!! What if he's nawt ok :(
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>>683417663
i miss the 4chan serial killer
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>>683416372
We can only hope so.
I hope someone is screencapping all of this for future generations just in case this isn't all bait.
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>>683417772
Go to place listed in coordinates
Fuck dead body
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>>683417996
>>683417832
I would rather save my quads and not get butt fucked by dragon dildos
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>>683418032
3 and a half hours away, though...
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>>683417913
OMG WHAT IF WE MAKE A GAME we can have anons from one city try to find a random hidden dildo in a city going off clues that an OP gives out and when they find the dildo they must take a selfie with it while squatting like a Slav with a smoke and time stamp.
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I'm here, its a wrestling show
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>>683417743
Fuck you almost broke my laughter litterly am physically shaking I am going to die
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>>683417663
BS you don't drive a fuckin hour and not take photos

SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH DETECTIVE ANON WE LET HIM DOWN
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>>683417976
I want to be in a hairy man ass
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>>683413109
It's really weird right now to have the same name as her last name. Yet it's so hard for me to find another zaine in my area. My name is spelled different.
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>>683417438
Pay phone? Kek R.I.P. pay phones of past...
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>>683417777
Go turn back & check please a detectives life is at stake!!!
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>>683418164
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>>683411029
last time being in 2007? fuck off newfag
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>>683418098
I'm fucking dying right now! that'd be dope. I'm making it an app
"Dildo Hunt"
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Seems legit
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I'm here, its a dead dog
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>>683417821
BS WHY IS THERE SNOW ON THE GROUND IN TEXAS SUMMER
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>>683418196
oh shit waddup
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>>683417972
moron
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>be me
>detective anon is ded
>having sad feels
>killed myself
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>>683418225
Is there a way for me to live stream it using a shitty mobile data connection for all my /b/ros?
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>>683418158
Hour to get there, possible shit reception, or lack of mobile data. Idk, anon could be getting his innards ripped open.

Fts I'm staying home
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>>683418335
tinychat should work
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>>683417985
Dying!
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>>683418272
inb4 this becomes a new subreddit
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And not a single timestamp was posted that day...
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>>683418335
Use Tinychat
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>>683416396
Yeah sounds about right. Pls
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>>683418225
Yes go back and check , no chloroform rags and sex van I promise
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>>683413956
if you dig deep enough you can hide anything
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>>683418414
Don't you dare
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>>683418285
Oh my god, that's awful
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>>683418239
Show me that boi pussy
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This thread is kill all you new fags need to leave. Man this website is becoming more cancerous by the minute


>pic related faggots
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>>683418098
GENIUS!!!! I am violently shaking with laughter trying so hard not to laugh out loud, so hard.

Requirement: track suits
Sponsored by: bad dragon and adidas
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>>683418335
Tinychat or Periscope.
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>>683418414
do it and youre as dead as detective anon
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>>683418098
YES! YES! A MILLION TIMES YES!
:,) I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ANON!
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>>683418296
global warming
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>>683418098
THIS NEEDS TO FUCKING HAPPEN!!!!!
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>>683418335
tinychat
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>>683418533
Dubs don't lie... I can agree with this. The autism rate has increased since 08
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>>683418533
>hurr durr look at me everyone im too cool for potential fun
>hurr durr autism has infested this site since ive been on /b/ which was 1994

what a waste of dubs
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>>683418642
We could make it a regular thing , it'd be like OK GUYS WHO'S UP FOR ANOTHER DILDO TREASURE HUNT
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>>683418098
or what if we just have other anons hiding out and when detective anon gets there they jump him and rape his ass raw with the dildo and take pics of the didlo in his raped ass
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>>683418635
Naw cuz fake detective anon is a fag and its actually a dead human body!!!!
No time stamp no pic of surrounding area no go
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>>683418730
newfag
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>>683418677
>>683418533
Moot would fucking agree and checked you niggs
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Op here watch out for a couple of these about 15 feet away ours from the middle tree.
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>>683418783
Fuck Moot, you leave that cuck out of this!
He abandoned us.
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>>683418730
Yes I'm sure that'd encourage people to go treasure hunts.
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>>683418811
Ours lol... From.
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>>683418811
Your full of shit.
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>>683418834
Moot is kill... I should have never cursed his name I take that back... R.I.P. Moot. We will always remember the good times...
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>>683418718
New fag detected

Also didn't know fucking b8 was fun for cock sucking nigger loving under aged kids these days.


So many of you new fags can't tell b8 from actual real shit. Kill your selves please
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>>683418878
Am I?

Go check it out for yourself.
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>>683418726
IVE NEVER BEEN THIS EXCITED FOR ANYTHING IN MY LIFE. I live in Washington, D.C. And in the punk music scene here a couple years back their was this "DC dildo" it was passed around to over 100 people.....
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>>683418948
im not even a newfag but seeing a thread like this just shows that there is a potential fag that couldve killed someone and dumped a body like back when /b/ was good

it usually b8 nowadays but you never know, probably is though
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>>683418948
This guy knows
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>>683418948
>>683419071
Samefag
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>>683418948
>>683418783
>>683418677
>>683418533
THIS
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>>683418726
This is by far the idea I've seen on here for a while.

Anon who finds it has to start next thread and hide it some where else
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>>683419019
People OK WHO lives in Washington DC , OWNS A DILDO and is willing to make this happen ?
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>>683418948
WE JUST HAVE FUCKING DREAMS & ASPIRATIONS. Don't crush it
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>>683418196
oh shit waddup
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>>683417650
>Be satellite
>fly over area
>just usual job
>see great faggotry
>crash into the moon
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Can hide purple dildo around or in Austin.
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>>683419123
We could make it global, if you have it and you're planning a vacation, hide it somewhere in another country
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>>683419043
>you never know

/b/ has nothing but 12 year Olds on here and summer is here you fucking new fags get excited over fucking anything.

Fucking autism with you guys is Beyond irreversible
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>>683417777
CHECK EMMMMMMMMMMMM
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>>683417088
When cheeki breeki
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I'm here, it's the ghost of JFK
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>>683419234
Russian Dildo Treasure Hunt kek
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>>683419110
Kill your self plz again new fag
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>>683419150
I still live in DC, I can get us a fresh dildo from the gay porn store three blocks away
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>>683419110
You were saying new fag?
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>>683413932
SO WHAT HAPPENED MY NIGGA
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>>683419234
like that tucking flash drive site where those fuvkin flash drives cemented all over the world and ur suppose to drop ur files in. BUT WITH DILDOS
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>>683419321
Ok can you start a fresh thread when you do and make clues and stuff for other anons to find ?

Also IT IS DECIDED /b/ Let the first ever DILDO TREASURE HUNT BEGIN in WASHINGTON DC
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>>683419123
better start making rules. i suggest
1. dildo finder must post pic of dildo in orifice of choice along with timestamp
2. only one dildo at a time
3. never clean or replace dildo until it's falling apart
4. dildo finder is next to hide it
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>>683419362
Thread is kill
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>>683419390
That nigger is dead and been butt raped by OP
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>>683418979
Yeah let me just call supermen to pick me up so he can zoom me to bum fuck texes with the highest obesity rate. I live to far away. Why didn't you timestamp. You know that's what the anons ask for.
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>>683419362
Just kill yourself
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>>683419447
Ah. We lose a lot of OPs that way.
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>>683419438
>Geocache.exe
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>>683419438
Must be wearing atleast one Adidas item , have smoke and squat in the photo with dildo with time stamp.
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Wait wait wait
EVERYONE STOP

.....do we know if detective anon number one or two is okay?!?
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How many posts does a thread hold?? If theres a limit
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>>683419641
/b/ limit is 360
Somewhere around that
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>>683419438
>>683419529
>>683419560
first 6 rules of the DTH game
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Did somebody saw my chocolate milk?
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Look no one has posted conformed shit with timestamp. It's over move on.
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>>683419560
100 % agree
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>>683419713
no chocolate milk in here anon sorry
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OP here.
I'm a phaggot.
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>>6834197713
:^(
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53.250945, 5.620678
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Make a new thread before this one 404's
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>>683419721
Hell no. There's got to be atleast one anon saying they were going that wasn't bullshitting us.
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>>683419529
yes this is a thing already story:

>was frissbee golfing back in 09
>disk goes inna woods a bit
>find a pod with random stuff inside
>weird stuff
>bring it home
>find out what it was a game where someone hides a pod and then someone else find its, then they add an item are hide it and so on
>didnt play the game, kept the pod
>mfw i fucked up what must of been at least a dozen person deep hunting game
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RIP detectives :( we let you down
Really hope OP wasn't posting pretending to be detective with fake dead dog and actually butt rape/killing both of them
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I would go if i was within 30 miles or so
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>>683419233
hello fellow austinite
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>>683419673
We are at 302 so far. And the only way I will believe op is if that he continues the thread after the limit.
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>>683419677
Hell yes
>1. dildo finder must post pic of dildo in orifice of >choice along with timestamp
>2. only one dildo at a time
>3. never clean or replace dildo until it's falling apart
>4. dildo finder is next to hide it
>5.Must be wearing atleast one Adidas item in photo
>must be squatting with a smoke in photo and time stamp

OK now where's the guy from Washington DC who was gonna buy a dildo , let us know when you make a thread for this.
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>>683419921
That seems like something I'd do
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>>683419855
Did I do something wrong
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>>683419921
That's geocaching
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I will go leave as soon as gay porn shop opens in one hour and buy fresh dildo and DILDO HUNT will officially begin first in DC, I promise I will deliver, still giving bunny tummy rub.....
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Detective number 3 right here.
Was there and there is only some fat man, who was digging a hole.
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>>683420024
what is to keep OP from hiding it just to find it himself and keep dildoing his holes as anons watch and wait their turn?
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>>683418196

Oh shit whaddup
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On the tollway now...
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>>683420195
Mu fucka the bunny will be fine. Just go man. SHIT.
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>>683420234
pics or its fake and gay
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>>683420195
You are a fucking hero , seriously I'm so excited for this.
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>>683420237
Don't worry I don't dildo holes often but when I do, I keep em there for some one else to find, always.
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>>683420148
yes
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>>683420195
I might start a dildo hunt north UK
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>>683418196
oh shit waddup
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>>683420329
Winwar. Bella booty for you?
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>>683420006
And a fine and howdy-hello to you, find sir.

I know they're all jazzed up for DC dildo but, I hope one day you'll find my dildo that I use to rape my hairy man ass. We will wait our turn, good sir.
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>>683420237
We'll just have to trust the OP I guess , anyway this is the best thing I'v seen in a while. I think we can trust him.
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>>683420411
Damn can ya help a anon out ? Fam
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>>683420317
He has a tummy ache!!!!
And it's 7:46 in DC right now, dildo store open at 9am. Will start thread around 915-920 dildo store is 3 blocks away. Just don't know how long it'll take me to oogle and make fun of everything in store before checkout, where are some good outside places to hide dildo? IDEAS?
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>>683420413
Do it lets make this a regular thing.
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I might start a dildo hunt, however i wont buy one, i will use the one that i have used on my gf, also she pegs me with it
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>>683420540
http://boulter.com/gps/
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>>683420609
I will get a thread going later today
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Will start dildo hunt north netherlands.
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>>683420687
That shakes it up! It's like consignment!
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>>683420687
How hard will she laugh when you tell her about this ?
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>>683420588
Shit fam I'm 20 min away from DC grew up in SOMD.
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DILDO HUNT WORLDWIDE!!!!!!!
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>>683420195
Please deliver I haven't been this exited for a while, I also suggest get biggest one possible and writing property of /b/.
so we can identify said dildo
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Thank you people this is the best day of my life,dreams can come true.
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>>683420588
What if anyone steal the dildo?
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>>683420776
Bowie? Waldorf? Calvert county?
I'm in DuPont circle, home of the gays.
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>>683419855
middle of buttfuck nowhere in Friesland NL... your backyard? Dildo's?
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This thread started as a possible dead body find thread and is now a dildo hunt thread KEK
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>>683420867
Help anon, we need to revive this thread.
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Someone make a new thread this one due to 404
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>>683420832
OP will include tracker in dildo
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>>683420309
Be a good anon and post pics.
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>>683420865
no dildo, only dead dog.
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>>683420926
>>683420971
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Some explain dildo hunt to me
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>everyone ITT

http://picosong.com/9pqP/
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>>683420792

DILDO HUNT DILDO HUNT DILDO HUNT
DILDO HUNTDILDO HUNT DILDO HUNT
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>>683420850
Waldorf. Fam. I go there to bust my family. I miss it down their. I love Waldorf.
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NEW THREAD:
>>683421090
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>>683421023
>find dildo
>care for dildo
>hide dildo
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>>683420813
I promise on my bunny rabbit.
It's a lot easier to deliver a dildo then posting a pic of a gun for trips and "shoot yourself" is winrar. I SWEAR TO GOD BY 920ish am in about hour and 20 min there will be dildo hunt thread !!!!!!
>>683420832
Then we need good hiding spot, lots of hookers in DC. WHAT ABOUT TAPED TO A NATIONAL MONUMENT I LIVE 5 min walk from White House!!!!!!!!
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One time i was driving and saw a few dildos on the side of the road
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>>683419180
>be ayy lmao
>see satelite crashing into the moon
>retrieve footage
>destroy earth because faggotry.
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>>683420971
THIS NOW
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>>683421124
Oh god. I used to follow a band from Waldorf called I decide. It was a bunch of Waldorf crusty punks. I set a bonfire in Waldorf woods forest caught a bit on fire and I flees when hearing the fire marshal
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>>683421309
tongue my ballsack for a few? I've been edging this whole thread
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There's the spot.
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>>683421270

HE DID IT THREAD OPEN NOW GET IN HERE PEOPLE hunt hasn't started but planning
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From a dead pron star to a dead dog in Michigan state. Now a dildo hunt? Was I not paying attention in class.
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>>683421374
Dead body spot? Original post spot? Can it be true??
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>>683421374
YES ANON HERE WE GO MOMENT OF TRUTH
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>>683421374
You better take some pics.
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>>683421457
404 Tm
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>>683421153
see
>>683421270
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>>683421374
New thread
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>>683421350
What woods in Waldorf. Is it near Westlake or something. And I herd of I decide. But I was to young. I'm a 97 baby.
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