poorly described games (PDG) >in military >space ship
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
poorly described games (PDG)
>in military
>space ship is invaded
>crash land on planet
>find out you are magic
>become good guy or bad guy
>find out you are bad guy all along.
>>683409721
KOTOR
>be a policeman
>"focus trinity" effects
>valkyrie
>>683410246
nope
>start as prisoner
>no background about why prisoner
>about to be executed for the lols
>be freed by dragon who is bad guy u have to kill
>allowed to talk to ruler of province bcus u witnessed an attack, statement not taken by guardman
>suddendly have to retrieve shit from a dungeon bcus "u saw a dragon"
>then asked to kill a dragon
>kill dragon and suddendly are the legend soldier from all myths n tales
>no1 cares that ur that soldier and only guardsman notice u have some strange power
>suddendly have to kill every dragon with no personal choice bcus its ur destiny
>have to kill bad guy dragon
>become leader or special rank of every single faction
>kill bad guy dragon
>no1 cares but a few ppl
>no1 cares u were a prisoner
>no1 cares u are the savior of the world
>>683409721
KOTOR
>>683411340
2 ez skyrim
>>683411340
Fallout 4
>>683409721
even if it isnt KOTOR, that exactly describes it, ur character is a ex military who finds out hes a jedi, after crashing their ship, and in the end u turn out to be darth revenan
>>683411340
"Poorly described"
>be kid
>do dumb shit with friend
>friend gets JUSTed
>gotta fix him
>collect a bunch of eggs
>collect a bunch of batteries
>fight dee snyder and his mech bot
>>683412390
wait wait wait..... KOTOR... thats an abbreviation? i thought that was the actual name... if KOTOR stands for "Knights of The Old Republic" then you are right... I feel like such a fucking idiot.
>africa
>niggers go crazy
>shoot'em up
>>683412732
far cry 2?
>>683412761
nope
>a slav immigrant tries to start a new life in america
>>683412732
Resident Evil 5?
>>683412853
GTA IV
>>683412922
bingo
>>683412929
indeed :)
>>683412547
space invaders?
You play as a kid trying to rescue his dog.
>>683412853
GTA4 too easy
>>683410425
True crime
>>683412945
Cool. Ok I'll think of one myself...
>"MARIAAAAA!" *sobsob*
> dies himself a few Games later
>fight people from old times
>murder targets
>use weapons made from good peepol
>apple
>jump off shit
>>683413112
Heart of darkness?
>>683413320
Hm... Hard one... Mirrors edge maybe? Nah... hm... Metroid?
>>683413339
Yes.
>>683413295
Dantes inferno?
Gears of war judgment?
God of war 4?
Dead space?
>>683413295
Gears of war
>2 ez
>>683413434
>Hm... Hard one... Mirrors edge maybe? Nah... hm... Metroid?
Nooope LOLLL XDDD
>>683413434
>Hm... Hard one... Mirrors edge maybe? Nah... hm... Metroid?
>>683413434
>Hm... Hard one... Mirrors edge maybe? Nah... hm... Metroid?
Nope:)
>>683409721
>Drive around ALOT
>kill some dude
>guns jam
>drive around in frustration looking for game breaking pill
Should be easy
>>683413240
as an old fag...... i really hate this game
>here's random tits
>Choose from 30 different squads
>each squad unique and different. Some way better than others. Some trash
>take a round object that other squads battle for
>put object through a ring to increase your chances of winning
>game never ends until a squad puts object through ring more times than opposing squad
>characters abilities worsen as your character depletes stamina and energy
>>683413646
Farcry 3
>>683413724
Close
>dad leaves
>cool watch
>become a robo merc
>demonic robot makes humans kill
>go outside bubble
>all is kill
>dad has been kill trying to stop it
>dads friends are now evil
>kill demon robot
>fights everywhere even in noodle hut
>devs refuse to continue it
>>683413320
Assassin's Weed
My Game
>Microsoft's Money Vending Machine
>>683413740
FARCRY 2
>>683413320
Ass creed
>eat mushroom
>bounce & shit
>acapella crap music
>>683413769
Halo
>>683413546
Nope, Nope, Nope aaand... nope.
Damnit anon, there's ni girl named Maria involved...
This fucker got it right.
>>683413295 (You) #
Gears of war
>2 ez
Thought aabout just writing mariaaaaa but anyway that would've been to easy.
>>683413791
Ya man
>>683412547
Jack and Daxter?
>>683413528
Awesome! Was my first pc game ever back in the days. Still use to play it.
>>683413769
Halo
MY TURN
>BE IN MALITIA
>PLAY IN WHICH YOU CAN BE IN THE LEAD
>HAVE TWO TIMES THE WATCH OF THE THINK TANK
>NEVERMIND THE PHYSICS, IT NOT GOOD WHEN HAPPAEN TO SLAVES
>DIED
THIS ONE EASY TO WHICVH IN THE NINTENDO SERIES 5
>skins
>>683413769
Halo
>>683413646
Guns Jam? FC2 maybe?
>>683413985
Yepp
>spess mahreens
>>683409721
>Dad leaves
>Everyone freaks out & attempts to kill you
>you save day
>you... still get kicked out?
>People are stupid...
>find dad
>dad dies
>you finish job and die.
>>683409721
>Must save galaxy from robot space ships.
>I should go.
>We'll bang okay?
>>683414088
Fallout 3
>>683412633
Ye, kotor. Knights of the old republic.
Also, you are a fucking idiot.
>>683413820
Newer Mario games
>>683414070
Every 40k player ever
>fucking arch
>>683409721
>start out small
>run for your motherfucking life
>lose no weight......dafaq?
>get bigger and almost die
>annoying music
>>683414117
YOU SHALL NOT INVADE THE LIES OF SOMEONE'S SMARTNESS, THEY MAY BE IN THE ORDER OF RETARD, IT MIGHT BE YOU NEXT...
>>683414164
Katamari Damacy
>>683414045
Alright.
Another one:
>Dinosaur riding baby
This is easy.
>>683413763
Did I win?
>>683414088
dubbz
>>683414164
Spore?
>>683414106
shit... too easy
>go to school
>everyone's a dickhead
>become best dickhead
>>683414090
Miranda's butt efect!
>>683413295
Shadow the hedgehog
>>683414292
Bully
>>683411340
Five nights at freddys
>>683414128
bongo
>Plants vs Zombies: Elder dragon edition
>>683414088
>not having bos expansion
>not sending others in
Faggot
>>683414295
Also would of accepted mass erect.
>Trapped in the loonybin
>Get your hands on a key to get out
>Warden spots you as you try to escape
>Get away and grab drugs on your way out
>Kill a bunch of other inmates
>Warden finds you, kill him with a bash to the head.
>Fly to another land
>Go on a murdering spree
>Kill anyone who gets in your way
>Even animals
>Start a fire (or not)
>>683414292
BULLY, THAT GAME I LIKED WHEN FATHER PLAYS ME AFTER WE GO PLACE AND WE DO WITH BROTHER HE IS IN THE ORDER OF RETARD.
>>683414090
[M]ass Effect
>>683414292
Harvard.... Yale.... Princeton?
Some Mexican with a grappling hook who blows shit up
>edgyest kid in edgevile
>edge
>edgge
>edgy
>nuke out of nowhere
>edge
>>683409721
>wake up
>Go to themepark
>Find evidense
>Discover people and how their personal shit used to be like.
>Find everyones shit everywhere.
>your judgements determine their place in heaven or hell.
>game ends.
>OMG im angel.
>>683414404
dark souls
>>683414452
Steven Segal has a game??
>>683414458
mw2?
>village gets fucked
>butigotpowers.jpeg
>begin adventure with friends
>stop forces and potentially save world
>>683414292
Bully or how's it called from rockstar.
>>683414521
Kek
>>683414544
Fable?
>>683414404
Farcry? Farcry.
>>683414587
Nope
>>683414326
Wtf. No. It's GOW2. Check the other answers.
>>683414404
Dunk souls 3 where are the drugs?
>>683414452
Just cause?
>STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN
>>683414673
diablo 1
>>683409721
>Trapped in lab
>You shoot up drugs
>Blow people up
>Escaspe place or lab
>go to ur house
>no one there
>everyone you kill wanted to be nice and feels bad
>shoot up more drugs
>maybe more drugs
>Kill yourself
>Do more drugs
>Kill giant wall of computer trying to kill you.
>do more drugs
>Kill computer
>Do more drugs
>Die
>>683414539
Not edgy enough
>>683414486
Saints row 2
>>683414704
2. 2 you faggot.
>>683414486
wow... nope want me to tell you?
>>683414504
>>683414623
It's the first one
>>683414756
nope
>>683414779
This dude got it
>>683414779
he says it in 1
shitlord
>>683414378
>humans accidentally own city because scared of dragoncats
>>683414722
The Stanley parable
>animals
>killing ruskies
>80's synth
>>683414486
7 games of the soul
>>683414779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw5BrJgI7vI
>>683414949
nope
>>683415002
yep
>first two games you kill guy at the end
>3rd game guess what hes back
>expansion
>aspect of death
>kill him
>>683414970
hotline miami
>>683414722
Galerians
>>683409721
#late
Kotor
>>683414227
Chunk the caveman
>wake up
>space ship gettin invaded
>lol gtfo of here
>crash nobody survived
>investigate the crashland, looks like an alien planet
>oh shit more angry aliens lololol
>live in library
>everything goes to shit
>become god
>you and 9 other retards in a square
>cyka blyat
>hurr durr we esports
>ME BE
>WAKE UP IN MORNING TIME
>GO EAT BREAKFAST WITH MAMA
>MAMA SAY, ANON WHERE PANTS DO GO WHEN BOWTIE?
>I SAY, OH, SORRY, I FOREMAN GOT PUT TO PANTS ON DESU
>GO UPSTAIR AND PANTS THE PUT ON
>GO BACK DOWN THE TRAIN AND FIND MOM NERDKED ON TABLE
>SHE SAY, FUCK THE VAGINA, WILL YOU?
>WITH THE DICK THE FUCK I SAY, I AM ALPHAS
>I THRUST ROD OFF OF BELLY WHEN DAD WALK IN AND SAY, PINKIE WHERE I BUTT LUBE?
>WE JOIN THREESOME AFTER SAVE THE DICK HE DID
>THE END
>>683414404
Riddick
>>683415231
CS:Gooch
Here take these chest speakers. Only you can prevent sinkholes. Also. Chest high walls
>On a quest of fortune
>Haunted by ghosts of dead friends
>Chinese satan
>>683415231
You forgot skins
Cs
>>683415161
Halo
>>683414887
there are also little sharkrat people
Speak gibberish. Late for work. Piss on floor.
>>683415708
Not game; Normal life.
>>683415514
Well it was pretty ez if you played Halo CE
Here's one, should be relatively easy:
>Poland
>>683415708
Sims
>the best nigger survives
>hes fire fam
>station gets invaded
>oh shit lets defend it
>look a bomb
>lets allahu akbar this alien spaceship because im god lololool
>PS1
>tunnels
>more tunnels
>boring gameplay
>no plot
>>683416039
other than PS1 sounds like the story about me and your mum
>omg my fake hologram gf is lost i need to rescue it
>confetti.jpg
>yay.mp3
>oh shit alien isis is going to nuke the fucking galaxy because of yolo
>b-but my gf
>run around missing everything
>ocasional spinbot
>why cant i aim down sights
>>683416200
Halo. You're terrible at this.
>>683416265
Fuk u im bored. :(
>>683416262
terrible fucking game cuz company which made it only cares abt $ but i still play it cuz im addicted and really good at it
>>683409721
>be on mars, chillin
>everyone is dead somehow
>kill brothers
>kill big bully
>kill feminist
>end game I'm rewarded with the decapitated head of my dear bunny Daisy
Fuck this shit
Ill try one
>traumatized chid flees into his own mind as an escape from reality
>Jesus loves you
>arrive at shitty swamp town
>take orders from drug addict
>get antique glove and tools
>attack a giant heart
>>683416381
DOOM 2
>>683413576
Not sure if bait or newfag
>>683416514
ITS THE FIRST ONE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
This describes the beginning
>be some galactic warrior
>be in cryogenic capsule
>get freed from capsule by some niggers from some gay empire
>they want to use you or some shit
>you rekt them
>see captain
>avoid him (you kill him a little while after the beginning)
>gtfo on spaceship that belongs to the empire
>all with the help of some gril thats telepathically communicating with you
>>683416635
frame of war xdddd
>>683416494
Since no one guessed it's Morrowind.
>>683416671
nope
>>683414164
Super Mario Bros
>government hires you to stop terrorists
>government makes you buy your own weapons
>>683416787
CS:GO
>>683416781
srsly faggot
>>683416494
That's Morrowind, of course.
>>683416812
Correct
>gay faggot who everyone hates helps you mourn your mother
>>683413679
Basketball?
>You wake up in a prison cell cranky as hell
>For some reason you have the urge to kill monsters
>You kill monsters and then a disgusting snake-person tells you to keep getting gud
>You git gud
>You choose between two vague ending not knowing you actually choose for one
>>683416875
If you meant Warframe, then you're correct.
>>683413679
Harry Potter Quidditch World Cup?
>>683417012
Dark Souls 1
>"Dont give up, Skeleton!"
>"First, get yo ass to mars"
>Take this fleshlight
>Kill zombies and nignogs from hell
>Whack zombie with fleshlight
>>683417067
What else could I mean motherfucking Ordis?
>be badass pirate
>escaped inmate
>shoot fucking everything
>fellow inmate in diapers
>>683417162
Correct :)
>Run away from home. Twice,
>Constant heart spasms
>Find the remains of children
>Patricide
>Voicemail
>Do it better
>>683416407
Its a platformer
>>683416941
Far Cry 4
>>683416635
Stop doing halo faggots
>>683417163
DooT 3
>>683417165
isnt warframe that game where you take control of mechanical bodies, go to different planets, and raise dinosaurs?
>>683416039
Crash Bandicoot
>>683417163
hdoom
>>683416407
Binding of Isaac?
>fake person tell you to do things
>you do them, since you are supposed to
>save earth in the process
>>683417368
Don't forget the endless farming combined with bullshit RNG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcgnP93QPgU
Fuck DE, I wish they would have to play their fucking game to know how irritating the RNG is
>>683417513
ikr, and then the FUCKING PLATINUM... it is impossible to get any good shit without it.
>>683415072
DUBBLO FREE: WEEPER OF MOLES
>>683417401
Yup
>In prison
>Captain picard tells you give his shit to jew halfway across the state
>do shit
>explore shit
>kill people
>remember to do plot
>jew turns out to be ex soldier
>forget about plot
>do other shit
>pink guy destroys cities
>this game had a plot?
>game promotes the capture of animals
>involves gang disputes, practically dog fighting with the animals
>your character is a massive faggot
>>683417600
Just go suda or loka and sell simulors and tigris, that should suply you with enough platinum
>>683415959
Halo 2
>>683417634
hmmmm... sleeping dogs?
>>683417628
Do you understand poorly describe?
Nigger
>>683417634
Pokemon?
>chilling in my treehouse
>hunger.jpg
>gotta get some bananas
>tfw no bananas
>find note
>TOOK YA BANANAS BIATCH
>shit this fucking feminist again
>kick feminist ass with muh homie
>get them back, happy ending
>Awesome Game
>Faggot Fandom ruined it to a point where I can only enjoy the top tier music and some memes anymore
>be cop
>fat
>clinically depressed
>Surrounded by brown people
>>683413558
Gears 2 fagget
>>683417822
undertail
>britain dead
>clone men everywhere
>lots of lovely guns
>>683417822
Team fortress
Dark souls
Skyrim
>be cop
>family dies
>cops want you down
>go on rampage that changes nothing
>still get a part 2 of your franchise, even though you s should receive freaking deadrow for your sins.
>>683417703
>Poorly describe
>describes game poorly
>nigger
>>683417750
Yes
>>683417935
Max payne
Here's three different games
> squirell
> live action
> aliens invade, president
>>683417201
Nobody?
>wake up in cell
>guy calls you faggot
>get released
>Awwww yeah.jpg
>patrick Stewart dies
>feelsbadman.jpg
>sean bean kills pink guy then dies
>>683417874
Ye
>>683417914
Dark Souls would almost fit, but even with most of the fandom being cancer I dont feel embarassed for liking the game
>>683417245
understale
>>683418008
Live action is quantam break
Aliens invade is saints row
>Be me amphibian
>speeder
>>683418150
good job
>>683418259
o shit waddup
>>683414219
Weren't you the retard from that cringe thread
>normal, everyday life in Japan
>grope underageb& schoolgirls on train
>>683410425
Max Payne
>>683418354
NAME DONT CALL, I AM FULLY WORK I JUST NOT ENGLISH VERY WELL
AREN'T*
>>683418366
RapeLay
>snek
>snek
>>683409721
Fix that filename
Gregg
>>683411340
I dont think you understand the game
>Delivery boy
>Mugged
>cowboy saves you
>revenge
>suddenly most popular dude in school
>everyone wants your D
>choose who to give D, kill everyone else
A bunch of suicidal teenagers pretend they are some secret undercover agents trying to kill demons and hipster jesus with a gun while making they mention their dead parents at every moment possible.
>>683418473
Well done.
>>683417628
obv morrowind is obv
>if it moves, I can roll around it
>Rolling like it's gonna solve world hunger
>didn't roll enough now dead.
>>683418668
Fallout NV
>>683418751
We've done dark souls enough
>>683418751
Any Game with Dark Souls-esque combat, maybe Zelda
>>683418791
ayyyyy
too obvious?
>>683418668
>683418668
fallout new vegas?
>poor fucker gets sucked inside own television during necromancer conjuration gone wrong
>fall onto an other world and meet captainn crunch on a zeppelin
>sell clothes and start killing monsters
>black guy
>Black guy steals white guys car
>black guy loses job
>black guy and a white guy rob store to make money
>white guys trailer park friend gets mad
> white guys and black guy rob more stores
>clowns rob banks, with microtransactions
>>683418933
GTAV
>>683418958
payday 2
>>683418933
Gtav
>>683414486
dante's inferno
>>683418958
Payday / payday 2
>>683418933
Gta v
Too easy
>>683415156
Nope. Try again.
>>683418501
No solution? Ok, I'll add the last one, but it will be too easy then.
>sneeeeek
> Wake up
>ohshit bigass spider eat everything
>go with my crew save the world...of the tree
>i'm fucking nuts
>>683419199
badger badger badger badger
>>683418501
metalu gilu solidu
>>683414619
definitely shadow the hedgehog
>>683414088
>kill zombies
>talk a lot of shit doing it
>groovy
>>683414452
Bionic commando
>top down
>crap graphics
>protagonist can't talk for shit
>cringe-worthy phone calls offering you 'jobs' and 'dates'.
>be gangster
>go to university part of town
>find tank... Kkkilling spree!
>drive around all day, destroying cars, shooting people
>cops manage to open door to your tank
>busted!
>gain 100k
>advance to next levvel
>old AF game
>crybaby is a thief
>now he's a hero
>friends are gone now
>kidnapped
>saved by princess
>kidnapped few more times
>loses a tournament
>finds a tower
>adult
>dead dragon
>find old friend
>getting the gang back together
>kill some guys
>cross sea
>desert
>Kill one of your old friends
>kill hot chick
>more friends die
>End
Legends of Link: Ocarina of Sword
>eat pills
>get chased by ghosts
>>683419548
>[
pakemanuuuuu
Politician kills nice lady & blames silent pedo
Pedo murders everyone in existence
Pedo adopts lady's daughter
Whales
>>683419598
Dishonored
>>683419593
yep
>>683417793
donkey kong country
>>683414378
>>683414378
>>683414378
>>683414378
>>683414378
any of you niggers figure this out yet like damn
>You must get a hot drill
>$5 DLC
>be a fish
>be a complete wuss
>eat other fish
>eat other stuff
>basically eat everything i see
>even the nice guys
>get a massive jaw with giant teeth
>look like a grim badass now
>be human out of fucking nowhere
>also aliens
>>683418903
yup
heres another
>run away from home
>can i stay at camp?
>lolno.jpg
>deformed people teach you magic
>pretty sure main one is a pedophile with multiple personality disorder
>another is a bad dude
>beaten by a child
>>683419908
spore
>>683419968
nope
>>683419908
lol. evo
Out with the squad
Get to go to 3exotic holiday destinations
Sand
SpoooOOOOoooOOoooOoOoooOOOOkyy ship
Furry thrmepark
>>683420000
yep.
also checked
>>683419912
harry potter and the sorcerer's affection towards children: the video game
>>683419908
i had to import this shit back in the day
>>683420000
Quads confirmed.
>>683419271
nobodies?
>>683414544
My sims for the wii
>>683412732
Detroit!
>>683419535
Grand Theft Automobile
>>683419516
hotline miami
>clones
>AI controls information
>>683420052
Rereading it you could be right.
but no
>>683418459
yes
>be prisoner
>rescue kid
>go to farm
>rescue farmboy... or not
>meet up with folks in city
>death galore
>exploding rubber rafts
>hand-picked people drown
>build catapult ramp to certain doom
>three-figure dead counter
>still make profit
>>683409721
>be a cop
>be asian
>you run around killin guys
>need to save your daughter or some shit
>made by some famous director
>>683417435
Gaylo 1 & 2
>banished to desert cuz demon
>learn to be better demon
>save world
>demon/angel actually
>Gods of universe are furries
>>683420554
RCT
>>683412732
real life?
>>683420554
Roller coaster tycoon
>>683419912
Psychonauts
>>683418045
Eldr scrolls 5: cyrodile
>>683420746
>>683420814
right
>>683420815
winrar
>>683409721
not a clue
>magic just throws me off
>be ugly Af
>Band up with a bunch of other people
> only use 3 of them as your allies though
>maybe have sex with them
>venture deep and far
>slay a mighty beast and save the world
>>683420903
Dragons age
>>683420351
uh, Deus Ex?
>>683419882
PAYDAY 2.
>>683420639
>>683420639
True Crime Streets of LA
>>683415473
last call before I reveal it
>>683421187
nope
>>683421272
Jade empire
>>683419536
Anyone have a guess?
>Multiple different intros
>Nigger I dont know come get me
>Nigger get killed by huge monster
>Recruite huge party where everyone hates each other
>Kill the "king"
>Kill the demon king
>sent on government job
>get shot
>survive
>shoot people
>get shot again, lots
>die
>continue with shitty reskin character
>be commando
>have badass teammate that hacks everything and provides intel, hè moves unseen. Named after a bird.
>recapture stolen atom bombs
>evil company sells one of the bombs and wants to use it for world conflict
>they kill your partner
>fight man in Iron suit in a submarine dock, kill him and tell him to say Hi to your friend
>win
>
>>683420230
Correct
>>683421630
Red dead redemption
>>683420639
It's Stranglehold
>>683421694
yup
>gf is kill
>do some shit for some men
>get jewed over
>find grill
>watch cutscene
>badass cop fight terrorists
>learn government and corporations are full of shit
>theyre giving people cancer and selling the cure to those who can afford
>also theyre hiding aliens. aliens are real
>brother joins whiteknight terrorist freedom fighters
>have to make lots of difficult world changing decisions
>end up drinking lots, addicted to drugs, luring children into bathroom cubicles and killing them with 2nd hand smoke using your nano-tech enhanced lungs to smoke 20 boxes of cigarettes in just seconds.
>this kills the child. like the child, your decisions are pointless, because the world is mostly cancer already
>be lil pink shit
>have vore fetish
>travel across different places, claiming your victims
>>683421631
it rings a bell but I cant remember
>>683421631
Shit! its soldier of Fortune
>>683421878
Deus Ex ez
>>683421882
kirby
>launch frogs into space
>>683415473
>>683421464
It's Spelunky
>>683418702
dmc: Devil May Cry
>Going round with the squad, I'm the alpha, and we really really dislike robots
> get to go to 3 exotic holiday destinations to fuck up some robot scum
>sand
>SpoooOOOOoooOOoooOoOoooOOOOkyy abandoned place
> Furry thrmepark
