Let's get a rekt thread going again. I need more content
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Let's get a rekt thread going again. I need more content
>>683409573
Holy shit, story?
Huh. So obese people DONT bounce. Physics, you are an elusive bitch
>>683409261
what the fuck did she try to do?
killing herself or what?
>>683410390
Good question. No fucking idea
>>683410579
those kooky arabs. what will they think of next?
>>683410682
think its a paper machine of some sort
>>683409644
i like the towel flying in from off screen like
"clean yourself up, you dumb bastard."
>>683410521
Being a stupid bitch. Honestly, more than likely showing off but thinking broken bones don't apply to her.
Story?
>>683411169
once upon a time there was a little doggo, it got killed with a shovel. The end.
>>683410738
Its nerve gas obviously
>>683409573
not funny, I saw that guy in the papers
>>683411549
No one said it's funny. But what's the story? Were they like "hur dur you can feel it spinning if touch it XD"?
>>683411549
Kek
>>683411549
clever, I like it.
>>683409362
>That salute at the end
>>683409442
I shouldnt have watched that
>>683411770
are you retarded?
>>683409442
>>683411770
> XD
>>683411850
nice safety interlocks...
>>683412000
I like your trips
>>683411850
>that bit of brain squishing out the back of his head
>>683409362
He D A B B
>>683412172
oh that's nice
>>683412227
god damn it i was so fucking close
>>683409261
watch her left leg
>>683410390
What do you mean story? You just watched the whole fucking story. Dumbass fucked with a machine he shouldn't have fucked with. End of story.
>>683412211
It's just nerve gas and he survived, everyone calm down.
>>683411922
Absolutely rekt!
>>683412449
amen
>>683412312
>>683412522
Kek
>>683412522
kek. that stupid smug face.
>>683411287
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL. Kys.
>>683411287
That's it. I can't stand these stupid jokes anymore. Everything is nerve gas now? Please, for the love of god stop this. I enjoy browsing this website, but it's people like you making it it an annoying experience, not only for me, but for anyone else as well. Let's stop with these overused meemee's alright? I'm full of it already, let's make 4chan a nice place for all of us to just relax and have a good time.
>>683411549
link?
>>683411539
Wow dude her tits. Puberty hurry up!
>>683412719
what was he even trying to do?
>>683412522
what happen to orlando bloom
>>683412780
why did the nig attack him
>>683412831
I'll give you 3/5 for being edgy.
>>683412719
Lolwut
Lemme feel if anythin comes out
>>683412831
>>683412831
>let's make 4chan a nice place for all of us to just relax and have a good time.
>>683412388
Toppest of keks, lels, jejs, & zozles.
>wew lad
>>683412628
I shat myself
>>683412449
LE EBIN MAYMAY
>>683412831
Newfag
>>683412831
agreed
>>683412865
damn.
that was fucking impressive.
>>683412884
If people thought about what they were doing, there wouldn't be any material for rekt threads
>>683412892
nigs gunna nog
>>683412831
We need safe zones on this site. Like trigger warnings that if clicked would simply shut down the thread.
>>683413153
>not naming it hold your horses
>>683412312
i cant feel bad for These people. look out for cars, dickheads.
>>683412781
No u
>>683413229
>>683413164
Lolololol I died.
>>683413223
not sure if not fake
>>683412194
Did not notice that. He ded.
>>683411549
>I get it...
>>683413095
I could easily watch this nonstop for hours
>>683412047
i like that one :)
>>683411549
euheuehehehheueheuheueuh
>>683412781
Are you six years old?
>>683412884
Checking to see if the laser was working.
>>683412865
Was that an around the back punch or am I seeing things?
>>683413682
the way they treat those elephants though its 100% deserved lmao
>>683413464
Lost
>>683409261
>Bored
>Throw yourself from the roof
>????
>Profit
>>683413124
it's nice to see Chris Brown embracing public transportation.
>>683413009
Keck
>>683413124
The slap heard round the world
>>683413845
Yes. But 90% of these are deserved.
>>683413730
>filename kek
Top zozzle
>>683413656
>The severed head comes to rest on dude's hood.
>Dude just exiting his vehicle and walking away.
>>683411898
>>683412031
>>683412072
taking the bait kys
>>683413654
LE NURF GAS XDDD
Are you? Faggot.
>>683414001
is that a giant kinder egg?
>>683413758
>Too bad for youuuuuuu
>>683413223
Why didn't she tie her hair back before it happened?
>>683413292
>horse in a pasture
>very thug life related
>>683414276
I was serious.
>>683413371
>not sure if not fake
because if you wrap your hair around a shaft spinning 2000 rpm it would break the drill motor first???
>>683413830
I want to fuck a cheetah
>>683413525
>:)
How old are you?
>>683413095
dude i was there... it was on the Techno Parade in Paris. Just shat myself when this guy fell off.
>>683410428
Did the kid die??
>>683414297
>replying to bait
>>683414448
Awesome.did you see this , which is what happened after?
>>683414422
no that's ok and right
but no blood on her head
also I don't see the hair on that thing
>>683414402
bringing an airstrike to a fight
>>683414402
what the fuck is going on there?
>>683414529
>IZ JUS BAIT BRO
hello, reddit
>>683411549
hahahah nice one man
>>683414570
nope... police take some of us out and they made a circle so people could not see the body. it was fucking mad.
>>683414617
can you confirm he's dead? looks like he's still moving
>>683413819
You are correct, but your mom saw things last night.
>>683414690
>getting baited twice
>>683414683
Terrorists/Uighur Separatists in China, fortunately the police outnumbered them 10 to 1 and had guns , otherwise they could have done some serious head banging with those bats
>>683414600
you can see some hair wrapped around the shaft, and if you see the follow up video where she's at the doctor (I googled it) you can see her scalp is reddish.
Yeah, it could be faked, but it looks real to me.
>>683414481
If I remember correctly the kid did not suffer permanent injuries, surprisingly.
>>683415040
>fortunately the police
Yeah, because the Chinese gov't really take care of their people, just like all those terrorists in Tibet.
>>683414297
> not using green text
> using a child's insult
> thinking that I am the first poster
I don't care about the stupid nerve gas meme; I just fail to see why an adult would use an insult that is exclusively used by six year olds on YouTube.
>>683415342
the sarcasm went right over your head,didn't it
>>683409362
I don't know wtf on planet earth can cause this.
>>683412023
goddamn you...
>>683415572
Fishy fish
>>683411549
Me too, he was on the front page
>>683415572
piranhas mate don't underestimate their teeth
>>683415692
>>683415773
Do chinks not know how elevators work?
>>683411549
i'm dying.
>>683414880
What happened?
>>683415532
why the hell can't people in thailand drive?
>>683415839
No, the elevators don't know how to work
>>683411549
Oh, you
>>683412388
HAHAHAHA THAT FILENAME!
MY SIIIDES!
>>683409261
I fucking kek'd
>>683415931
They don't know how to get on trains either
>>683416042
well at least they do know how to get under them
>>683415773
This happened more than once?
>>683412634
A fucking tire blowout can cause that?
>>683412780
>tfw you get beaten so hard you turn into a seal
>>683416131
kek
Indians are pretty knowledgeable as well
>>683416166
Yes, but only if youare fckn driving at 250 km/h
>>683416235
Poor kid.
>>683409518
UP 2 leaked trailer
>>683415839
They know Nintendo & playstation not physicist
>>683409518
o shit waddup
>>683412780
It's hard being black and other black people running it for you. It's hard being white another white people ruin it for you. Everyone is judged either way so that's life.
>>683416289
thats just kinda fucked up
>>683412838
Retard Alert
>>683416289
If he had just handed over the money,his daughter would still be alive.Damn fool, when someone has a gun just drop the cash and let them go
>>683415916
they pushed us in direction to Bastille and they didn't let us to go to the Underground by closing the exits. When the ambulance arrived the police had took everybody out of the square.
>>683414333
Someone who comes up with this kind of "stunt" doesn't have the brain capacity to think about safety. Don't let her Asian look deceive you into thinking she'd be smart.
>>683416469
Dont think she could have reacted as that guy shot her as soon as the kid got out.
>>683409518
this is now the rarest pepe
>>683416469
>shitposting or just retarded
>>683410874
It's hard to be that unlucky
>>683413545
I almost hit a crackhead doing 60mph yesterday. Then I'm leaving work and almost T-boned a guy that was trying to come across 3 Lanes of traffic leaving the McDonald's. People marry again fucking drive to save they're life.
>>683416289
Why did the girl even get out?
There gotta be a news article about this right, I hope she was just injured and passed out from shock. It doesn't look like the idiot shot her in the head.
>>683411549
took me a while
>>683416516
She only got out because Dad was struggling with the thief.If he had just handed over the cash the robbers would have grabbed it and sped off
>>683416756
No , she died, I saw this before and read the story, Liveleak
>>683414276
end your own life you fucking miserable cunt
>>683410762
Never noticed this, You made all of my excess slime come loose ( im sick) thanks anon hahaha!
>>683416490
How'd the guy die though?
>>683410927
LOL! Final Destination.
>>683413124
He just rekt everyone lmao
>>683416958
He was being a faggot dancing around a tall but small elevated platform. Didn't take long till Darwin and gravity thankfully took him out of the gene pool.
>>683416631
A robber is holding a gun against your head and you're trying to fight him off - in Brazil, where they are happy to kill you for a bicycle or an Iphone - that's retarded
>>683416877
>No , she died, I saw this before and read the story, Liveleak
I don't want to believe ,_,
>>683414570
Bullshit. I was actually there, what happened was the guy was on some super upper drug and thought he was invincible (hence climbed). It was in Paris at the Techno Parade and the police did come... But what they had done when the situation started was line everyone up and each person was asked to have sex with this guys corpse so then it gave the police less paper work - something about a complex rape/murder scene. It was fun though, most facials I have ever seen someone take.
>>683417090
It's a cruel world, anon. accept it.
>>683412941
rocket jump
>>683417146
Nice to know there was a happy ending - well quite a few if your story is to be believed
>>683412047
omg cute af
>>683417168
When not even cute little girls are sacred anymore...
>>683413464
>>683417146
Thats sounds like a stretch but whatever
>>683417204
but with only 10 hp left
>>683413464
>>683416289
I'm in tears. This isn't a rekt. First thing on my mind is to go after that fucking low life piece of shit he is. They're is things in this world I will just never understand the things that they do and why?
>>683413730
>ebm (1017 KB, 640x360)-[Close]
The post above happens because of people like the fucker in this post
>>683413942
That's one of the funniest things i've ever seen
>>683417075
>implying trying to fight him off as a wrong thing to do
>implying that he was trying to fight him off and I'm just scared out of his mind
>implying that any of this makes it his fault and not the robbers fault for shooting the little girl
>>683417463
its from like 2006
>>683417452
We live in a cruel world, shit like this happens all the time
>>683417484
Nobody is assigning fault, the discussion is about consequences
>>683412941
holy shit that was awesome
>>683413009
Topkek
>>683410701
Maby some stupid religion where they all put laundry on their heads who knows.
>>683414429
You're probably the only one, bruh
>>683417557
Say what you want but I wish we did things that's right. Call me a pussy but if we all got along and settled things the right way. This world would be a better place.
>>683417722
>Bull was gonna fuck him up some more, but took a look and thought "he's had enough."
Another unlicky kid
>>683411539
He was doing fine until he jumped
>>683413621
that filename is gold
>>683417786
Fuck I should start posting some of my South American robbery vidz,I have a huge rekt folder and have posted most of the stuff in this thread,in Brazil,Honduras,etc, murder is done as casually as jaywalking
If those South American fuckers point a gun at you, hand over your cash or you or someone with you is gonna die
>>683418131
>they just keep on walking like this is a normal day
>>683417475
Based Chink
>>683413124
>girl talking shit and starts to attacks dude
>dude defends himself
>other girl jump in, starts hammering away on his head with a pin up shoe
i swear if all this wasn't literally fucking recorded on camera the guy would get the most trouble
>>683418022
got SA Thugs / Off-Duty-Cop ?
>>683418022
I agree with you, and you penis is big.
Pls to be dumping said robber videos.
>>683417388
You dirty bitch
>>683418174
Probably is , over there
More South American rekt for retards who think it's a good idea to fight off robbers
>>683418001
full story?
>>683417860
kek
(Though idk if I should laugh)
>>683410390
The fuck do you mean "story?" His life story? You just watched the fucking video
>>683418250
>>683418348
guess papa smurf had some grudges to settle
>>683417909
slight difference between luck and running out in front of a fucking speeding car with your kids like a retard lmao
>>683418348
Are they all in the blueman group or something?
>>683418250
I'll just keep dumping South American stuff , for the retards who think it's Disneyland there
>>683418419
>>683418419
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>683412780
That Buick just casually backing and then staying to watch
>>683417075
Who was he trying to rob john cena
>>683417411
What you get when you lower your car, scrape everywhere.
>>683412884
Red had nothing to do with that
>>683417909
What makes them think that they can cross the goddamn street with speeding vehicles going by?
>>683415692
Lmfao
more SA stuff, asked a girl out, she said no so-it's the Brazilian way
>>683412884
I personally like the little hesitation when he realizes that a bull can run faster than him
>>683414333
that would require brains
>>683409261
wtf when i was a teenager, i jumped from similar heights all the time, sometimes i had swollen Ankles, but nothing serious. are the kids of today made of sugar?
>>683418423
Unlucky as in having retarded parents
>>683418735
That kid was made of ham.
>>683413009
Ehehueheuhehuee stupid little cunt
>>683411922
kek'd and checked
>>683413374
dat filename
>>683414276
Fuck off, by that logic you're also taking the bait.
>>683413374
someone was holding a big fart...
>>683416719
>>683418963
What in the fuck happened?
>>683418735
I used to jump of high places all the time never hurt myself. I think that kid is just FAT
>>683418919
good point
>>683418813
Spicts do not pis about
>>683419124
That kids face had it coming.
>>683413095
europeans are so fucking stupid
>>683418735
Fat chick extra weight
I am 21
Never broken shit
>>683419307
Damn. Nra propaganda right there
>>683419063
Looks like she decided not to do it
>>683418505
>>683413845
Yes
>>683419392
Not propaganda , he would most likely be dead withough his gun
>>683412586
Those people
How does their head work
>>683417411
What the actual shit. why are no one breaking the window and throw the obviously blind and deaf driver out of the vehicle?? doesnt surprise me if this is in asia, no one care for other apparently.
>>683418554
yeah right. it was just a 'coincidence' he was wearing head and got headbutted by a bull
>>683414222
Physics
>>683418470
>>683418673
>>683419017
These raw rekts are fantastic.
Danke.
>>683414228
Can someone please get the moment of impact as an image? Thanks in advance
>>683414960
Hai reddit
>>683419401
fucking awesome
>>683418330
kid punched another kid then a third kid came and drop kicked the first kid
>>683418963
>>683418963
>>683418963
>>683418963
>>683418963
Please someone explain what is going on here? I see no shots being fired. Did he have a bout of narcolepsy or some shit?
>>683419964
brutal
>>683419935
Shots fired out of camera range
>>683414991
Never hit a bus with a stick kids
>>683418735
The idiot clearly positioned his (her?) legs like a moron.
>>683416289
this is delicious
>>683416289
dude...
>>683415773
Fuck shes ugly. Thats probably why the guy killed himself
>>683420100
Mfw!??
Chino crackers so powerfull, Kids get sucked right to the Turtles?!
>>683419402
She wanted to die, but her survival instinct kicked in, her knees buckled.
>>683420596
The gas in the sewer exploded and created a vacuum, we are gonna 404 now so I will leave you with this
>>683412719
HAHAHA, wtf was he expecting? air?
