post ur best greentexts
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
post ur best greentexts
>>683409615
2/?
>>683409683
3/?
>>683409740
4/?
>>683409615
did not see that coming.
>slowclap.gif
>>683409829
5/?
saw this one tonight
>>683410125
6/?
>>683410186
That's it for me.
Enjoy your bump.
>>683410137
>Incest is bestcest
Summer summed up
best one i have
>>683409740
does anyone have the ad for the crib built for a midget
Bump it up
>>683409615
Nice one
>>683410137
Comedy gold.
>>683409683
top kek
>>683409683
I love this guy.
>>683410671
Did you read it all the way through? It's funny, not summerfag.
>>683410714
FUCKING FROGDAD
>>683409615
Fucking classic
>>683409615
This just me me kek and snort in the fucking dentist waiting room
>>683412450
gib me more greentexts
I shall contribute
>>683414290
Kek. Saved
Moaaaarrrrrrrrrrr
Bumperios
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>>683415571
All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for the daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head I wanna drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you,
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles it's a very, very
Mad world, mad world
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>>683410714
shit shit shit
>>683417965
>>683418002
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>>683418046
another bump
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>>683417919
Holy shit, if this were real I would burn that motherfucker's house.
Not best but found today
>>683417950
whatever
Anyone have that greentext where this guy falls in love with his cousin over a vacation to her house. They ate lucky charms i believe all the time and at the end the guy says he cant eat lucky charms anymore because it makes him think if her but he keeps a box anyway just in case. I've only ever seen it once so i guess its a rare greentext
>>683408612
Mine, not to good but
>Watching Go diego go
>Sitting next to pet hamster
>Tornado Warning comes on
>Rush downstairs to the bumker
>Realize I forgot Carmen the Hamster
>Tornado is voer
>Go back upstaits
>Tv and hamster are gone
>Where on earth is carmen and diego?
>>683419055
Are you autistic?
>>683419055
hahaha lol nice meme friend :^) xddddddd
>>683409683
>>683419767
Don't believe in yourself, believe in ignacio who believes in you.
>>683414983
>got out of bed and threw zelda game case at the wall
VIDYA GAEMS!!
another bump
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Bumpareeno, Friendareenos
>>683422154
Bump.
Surely some faggot has more.
I wish I did. Already posted all mine :(
more greentext pls
Does anybody have the Billl Cosby is love Bill Cosby is life
>>683424020
I dont
>>683417950
Yeah same
>>683408612
there was one I had, not sure if I've still got it but... it was how anon fucked is sister.
>sister makes gloryhole for bf, in wardrobe
>sister asks if he has a condom, he doesnt
>he leaves to get condom
>calls anon and says to tell sis that he got arrested for drunk driving
>anon goes upstairs
>decides fuket
>sister says from wardrobe, 'that was quick'
>puts dick in gloryhole
>fucks sister
>cums inside her
>few months later
>sister contacts bf
>'I'm pregnant'
>bf: when did that happen
>that night that we used the wardrobe and you went out for condoms
>....
>Anon got found out
>to be continued
I'll see if I can find actual greentext
>>683424525
ok, here it is
>be me, 17
>have 8/10 sister
>nice tits
>decent ass
>never thought of fucking her
>day after school ended one summer
>her bf are over, mom and dad go out to a birthday party
>just me, her and her boyfriend
>they go upstairs
>obvi whats going to happen next
>i follow them because im intrigued in this shit
>they talk about making a gloryhole in the closet
>wtfisagloryhole.jpg
>20mins go by, her bf is done using the drill
>"okay its done, get in"
>what the fuck is done????
>i hear my sister go into her closet and close the door
>door has a hole the size of a fucking apple
>he unzips, sticks it in here
>gets splinters on his dick
>lel.png
>he pulls out, looking for tape to put around the hole
>no tape
>decides to go to walmart to get duct tape
>tells my sister to be a good little slut and stay in the closet
>he turns the lights off on his way out
>he leaves
>i go back downstairs, nothing interesting here
>he calls me by accident, meant to call my sister
>just got pulled over for DUI, will be going to jail
>kek.gif
>"yeah ill tell her what happened and we'll bail you out"
>i go back upstairs
>sister is still in the closet
>whole is still there
>igotanidea.webm
>dick is diamonds
>heart is racing
>i unzip
>i shove my dick in the hole hoping she doesnt notice its me
>room is still dark btw
Fresh from a different thread
>>683425051
cont.
>she said "that was quick"
>starts licking my dick
>ohfuck.html
>sucking my dick
>im grunting trying to keep quiet
>she goes faster
>all the sudden she stops
>ohshit.png
>i hear her sliding her pants off
>spits on my dick
>i can feel my dick going into her pussy
>she slowly pushed on it with her ass
>she moans
>shes fucking me from inside the closet
>we do this for a while
>im about to cum
>itsabigone.jpg
>i cum inside her
>she freaks out
>"you know im not on the pill you fucking asshole"
>i pull out and zip up
>she runs out of the closet, lights are STILL off btw
>runs into the bathroom to clean up
>i go downstairs to watch tv
>15 minutes after she cleaned my cum out of her pussy she comes down
>"where did he go" she asked me
>"he said he never wanted to see you again and he said youre ugly as fuck" i replied
>she actually believes me
>we hug, she cried, she went upstairs
>i went down to the PD to bail him out
>>683425121
cont.
>i told him in the car
>"she doesnt want to see you anymore man. she doesn't like dumbasses who go to jail" i said
>he reluctantly understands, says we can still chill whenever
>6 weeks pass
>sister is pregnant
>her now exbf has a new girlfriend, doesnt even live in the state anymore
>shes freaking out, not sure how to take it
>still wants to have it
>im thinking, oh fuck this is bad for me because that baby will come out looking like AYY LMAO
>during her pregnancy she heavily relies on me to go to the store and do various other shit for her
>baby time, 9 months later
>emergency c-section
>its a boy
>names its middle name after me
>heh.webm
>surprisingly baby is not deformed
>i know its mine because her boyfriend was a nigger and it would have turned out atleast mixxed but its all white
>has my eyes
>my face
>sister gets in touch with her ex, letting him know about the baby. hes on speaker phone
>they start talking about that night
>goddamnit.gif
>"cops picked me up outside of walmart for DUI that night we never had sex remember?" he said over the phone
>"we fucked you did your business inside of me and i had to go clean it out but it didnt work" she replied
>"your brother had to bail me out of jail that night, ask him" he replied
>shes looking at me
>>683425198
cont.
>im looking at the phone
>eyes are wide the fuck open
>she looks at me
>asks me what really happened that night
>i dont really remember i reply
>she can tell im lying
>i leave the room
>2 days pass
>i think she finally put it all together
>comes into my room
>asks me if it was me
>i deny
>she asks again
>still deny
>she jumps on my bed, hands on my neck
>she asks again
>im trying not to hurt my sister but the bitch is choking me
>i say yes it was
>>683414572
trying too hard
>>683425259
cont.
>she grips my neck harder
>stop.gif
>i grab her arms
>i push her off of me
>shes on the bed
>she looks at me
>i look at her
>i go in for the kiss
>shes fighting it at first
>lays there and lets me kiss her
>im fondling her tits
>she pulls away
>she gets up
>leaves the room
>sends me a text
>"we cant do this anon. we have already done enough damage with the baby. either we be brother and sister or we be nothing" she said
>i dont reply
>the next day, comes back into my room
>"did you get my text" she said.
>shes wearing nothing but a shirt and panties
>no bra
>i know she wants it
>i walk slowly towards her
>i kiss her again, this time she kisses back
>dick is diamonds
End
>>683410125
fake.. there are no Muslims in Russia
>>683409615
this was amazingly hilarious, well done original anon
>>683425163
what's funny about this?
>>683410671
what's summer
>>683425303
What do you mean end? I have so many questions. Did you dick her once more or naw?
>>683409740
cracks me up every time i read it toppest of keks
>>683425770
ever heard of chechenya?
>>683425303
Wait the sis had negeo bf but did a withe thinking it was him??
>>683424445
Fuck off summer fag
>>683425149
THat was the most boring piece of shit I ever had the displeasure of reading.
You're not supposed to post your OWN shit you faggot.
>>683424445
Waste of almost quads
>>683425999
thats all there was.
>wasnt me
>saved text a while back
>saved to txt file
>>683426326
yes
It was dark
>>683408612
ATTENTION PEOPLE OF B GET IN HERE WE ARE STARTING A ''DILDO TREASURE HUNT''.
>>683425769
This will be a new regular game for b if we can get it started.
>>683412059
can I borrow this for a script?
Turned into wincest -_-
>>683415018
Underrated
more greentext
>>683410853
read everything, is there more ?
>>683427347
I also require moar greentext
>>683425198
baby will come out looking like ayy lmao fucking kek dude
>>683425999
>>683427526
Blamp
>>683411373
nigga what
>>683423745
FUCKING SAVAGE.
RESPECT ANON
>>683428444
This shit fucking sucks, i wouldn't wish it on anyone
>>683413487
Fuck
>>683423745
Who in fuck would willingly live with a goat fucker?
ITT: teenagers buying bs green text
>>683411251
http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=90
>>683409615
>>683410671
It's spring bro
>>683425198
boyfriends a nigger; you're white. how did she not realize it was not him when in the gloryhole. fucking fake
>>683408612
>hngh.
>>683425084
Which thread?
>>683430676
>>683425019
>>683426750
Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
fucking liar
>>683427347
>>683427526
Allow me to help.
>>683426440
ha WHAT THE FUCK haahhaahaha
>>683432085
Fantastic. :D
>>683432869
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> Anonymous 05/09/16(Mon)17:23:09 No.683432869 ▶
>>>683432085 (You)
>Fantastic. :D
>>683432869
>>683432869
HAVE SOME MORE, FRIEND
>>683432869
DO YOU LIKE THEM?
Happened yesterday. Everyone asked if he was full blown autist.
>>683418046
>didn't crop in the filename
What a fag
>>683433459
>>683417447
not censored enough
>>683433459
WARNING. I'm uploading four parts of this. I have NO idea what this is about. I want the thread to live. So this could wind up being good stuff, or regular horrible, /b/ drek.
>>683433778
>>683433240
HAH!!!
>>683433814
Last part.
>>683433294
Thankyou brave anon!
>DOES ANYONE HAVE THE SWEDISH GUY ON CRUISE WHO POOPS CLOGS TOILET AND GETS MAID TO LOOK AT IT I NEED IT
Post stuff.>>683433938
Thank me by posting, friendo.
>>683434072
Let me check. I have a big folder.
>>683409615
You fucker. That really engaged me.
>>683434072
Maybe this one?
>>683434109
Thanks anon :D
>>683434072
It looks like I don't have it.
>>683408612
TOP TIER GREENTEXT HERE
>>683414536
So hes still 14? Reported.
This is a favorite of mine.
>>683425041
So many Keks
>>683425999
dose make senses it take generations for deforestations to start
>>683424445
>reddit on an iShit
It's like all my assumptions are totally true!
>>683418475
Same
>>683430323
It was dark?
POST SOMETHING, PEOPLE.
>>683409683
didnt know this is a cringe thread.
>paying 150$ just to sit alone in a row in a theater in a kids movie
>>683437473
Nothing to post but hey, bump
>>683437473
Fucking kek
Anyone screencapped 4chan space program from yesterday? Bald latino sent his hamster up, was fucking golden
>>683410671
>not getting the point of this fine pieace of comedy
>>683437728
>>683437488
>believing this story
Yeah I didn't know this was a cringe thread either. How can you be this daft?
>>683410671
>I'm not a summerfag, I've been here since last summer
>>683409683
My hero
>>683414817
I am 12 and what is samefagging
>>683434072
>>683438101
Holy fuck.
>>683441628
>>683434072
Hey, this guy posted it.>>683441249
Last one. I'm relying on the rest of you.
/r/ing columnfags wincest story pls
>>683442690
omg i needed to read the last sentence before i realized what it was. funny
