Poorly described game thread
>teach magic
>avoid Party Van
your wacky neighbor tells you to travel the world to become the best zoologist
Nobody got it last bread, cmon.
>>683402593
Boogeymon
>>683402610
Generic WW2 FPS
>Pirates
>shit dialog
>All guns are southpaw
you supervise a group of retarded dinosaurs as they attempt to eat a lot and not get themselves killed
>>683402864
Zoo tycoon?
>play God
>insurance fraud
>>683402932
i dont remember dinosaurs in zoo tycoon
>>683403034
There was one iteration where you had Dino's.
>die
>respawn
>die again
>Ungodly afterbirth of Mario Cart
>WHY CANT I FUCKING CONTROL THESE FAGGOTS?
>That damn doll
>stick to shadows
>search for daughter
>foil terrorists on the way
>>683403182
Torment Planescape
>>683402864
Ark: Survival Evolved?
>Customize character
>shoot enemies with different guns
>Grind on rails
>Jump
>Keep Jumping
>Level up guns
>Level up abilities
>10/10 dialogue
>be normalfag in fishing villiage
>red-ass nigga come in and make a scene
>decide you gonna beat his ass
>he beats yo ass, stabs you in the chest
>survive
>track him down, kill him, credits roll
>surprise, game's not over
>big hole in the ground
>>683403292
pretty sure that was just murder dinosaurs but i only played it once tbh
>be innadesert
>kill renegades
>make choices
>each choice leaves you more scarred than your Willy Pete victims
>>683403346
Sunset Overdrive?
>>683403498
ding ding ding! nice guess, anon
>>683403382
Dragons Dogma
>>683403250
It's a sonic game.
Sonic R?
>>683403450
Irradiated Royal Couch?
>loading
>loading
>recalculating azimuth
>firing
>boom
>reloading
> old mac game
> 2d rpg
> crappy graphics
> it had atm machines
>>683403642
Dingalingding.
>tumblr praises this game for having a black guy and a fat girl and ignores all of its actual perks
>>683403641
Das it mane. (yes)
>underrated game
>Demon girl Jumps into your head
>seduces you
>5/7 story
>skyrim in source engine
>Demon chick makes you kill your dad
>end
>"He has the sentry in the corner"
>High Noon
>Australian accent
>>683403756
a game that I never want to play
>crash your ship
>turn to slavery to survive
>>683403855
TF2?
>>683403733
Five guesses right so far.
>Sneaky
>Knock on wall
>Snap necks
>>683403756
Depression quest?
>>683403913
It's the game with Olimar.
That's it right!
>>683403908
yeah, that's actually the reason i've never played it, although i thought it looked good at first. now if i even read the title all i think is tumblr sjws.
>>683403945
Splinter Cell?
>You run around and mine shit. Then you craft with previous said shit. Rinse repeat.
>>683403941
Wrong
>>683403984
>>683403756
Wait, I take it back, that can't have had any perks.
>>683403984
nope
>>683404053
Too many to list
>>683404053
Minecraft
Or terraria
>>683403254
Splinter cell?
>>683403450
Spec Ops: The Line.
The best 6/10 game to ever be overhyped by people who have never read Heart of Darkness.
>>683404046
good guess but no
>>683402424
>this stick is the key to the universe
>Get kidnapped and brother dies
>Be real sneaky deaky like and take over entire areas
>Get killed while having sex in one of the endings
>>683404018
lmao if you havent played pikmin you should
if you only recognize olimar from smash 4 then youre probably underaged
>>683404131
Yeah
>>683403945
Dishonored?
>socially inept main character
>hot chick
>reading people's minds
>>683403450
spec ops: the line?
>>683404190
I just forgot what it was called.
I was never a huge fan of the game.
>>683403945
Manhunt? Tenchu?
>>683403756
Tell us tbh... I wanna see this
its not undertale right?
>>683404135
TBH the WP mortaring made me rethink my life. Games have greater impact than film due to our involvement.
>>683402424
kill the robots by turning them into sheep
>fox only
>no items
>>683403700
cod4
>>683404129
Winner
>>683404190
If you played Pikmin you're definitely underaged and should fuck off.
>>683404160
Fucking what mate?
>>683404199
shut up faggot you weren't the one who made the green text, I was
>>683404370
Bam, AC130 mission
>>683404176
Far Cry 3
>Hey! Listen!
>>683404399
man that game is probably older than you are
>>683404427
This game is based on a popular cartoon.
>>683403182
dark souls
>>683404217
nope>>683404291
guess again
>>683404441
>claims ownership on anonymous board
>>683404160
That south park game.
>>683404323
Borderlands. Though Undertale almost qualifies.
>>683404495
zelda OOT
>>683404492
Winner winner
>>683404543
Southern Park: Stick of not telling lies
>>683404525
I grew out of Nintendo babbyshit while waiting for the original Pikmin to be released.
I still remember when it was meant to be on the N64.
>>683404487
i really only remembered the word azimuth to be honest
>>683402424
Any Harry Potter game
>>683404615
Wait what? I've never heard of Tumblr praising it
>Super grapple hook flying man
>ching-chong ning-tao
>Fucking OILLLL
>>683404619
Too easy for you. I'll step it up.
>>683404615
Wait. Tumblr likes Borderlands?
What the actual fuck
>>683404731
Nope, one game specifically. Not from Britain.
>Channel your soul into the game
>David Bowie
>>683403945
MGS
>>683404760
just cause?
>get sick
>kill animals
>hunt down a baby
Triple one
>oh cool a new skin
>Oh cool a new mask
>Oh cool a new hat
>>683404838
Omicron: Nomad Soul.
>>683402610
jak and dexter
>be a copy of yourself
>they couldn't fix your bitchy attitude
>>683404751
It was fucking HUGE with the SJW crowd. Still got a "RE-SPEC MY PRONOUNS" chick on my facebook, it's her favorite fucking game and she never cites the dialogue or the gameplay as her reasons. "It's progressive uwu" that kinda shit.
>>683404864
Ding ding
>show up to work
>try to leave work
>>683404894
Good job
>>683404890
TF2?
>Asian bitch that goes around eating shit and gets raped by a ghost until she dies. Unless she shallows the ghosts too.
>>683404941
Shadow the Hedgehog?
>>683404975
stanley parable?
>>683403346
Ratchet and clank? Original 3
>>683404983
fatal frame?
>>683404975
Stanley's Parable?
>oh jesus fuck stealing things is fun
>motherfucker I'm robbing a bank
>why is this horde mode and not SWAT 4: badguy edition?
>magic
>robot transformation
>a monkey
>Puzzle game
>Hentai
>>683402610
Medal of Honor?
>>683405046
Nope
>>683405060
Overwatch?
>>683404947
What the actual fuck. This make me displeased,
>>683404982
Yeah and csgo, payday 2, etc
>>683405098
Huniepop
Hate that game
>>683405098
Catherine
>>683405098
Honeypop
>>683405125
Far from it.
>>683404604
shut up m8 i helped make this website, i am M00t's brother
(I am mocking him of course, i dont think anybody is this retarded)
>>683404947
That must be why Gearbox hired an actual cuck to write the second game.
>>683405181
>>683405190
muh nigga
>>683404983
Anyone else wanna try and solve?
>>683404947
I'm gonna go inhale some fucking bleach.
And when was there a black character?
>re-re-release this title, make a sequel-sequel, then do it again in hd in three years because our fans are fucking stupid and would pay money for us to shit in their mouths if we dressed up as our flat, emotionless characters
>>683402424
> holy fuck, stay out of the sun
> everyone can learn everything
> Satan pls no
>>683405058
Payday 2?
>>683405255
shit wrong tag sorry
>>683404947
but... but... borderlands is the opposite of progressive...
>Be wall guard
>Oh shit, Orcs.
>They kill your family
>Deny death and get a cool ghost bro
>I wanna fuck that girl
>its his daughter
>Wtf ending.
EasyPz
>>683405311
yes
>>683405271
I dunno, never played it. Might be thinking of something else there. But the fat girl is there right?
>>683405294
the darkness maybe?
>>683405271
Roland, AKA the best player character in Borderlands.
>>683405311
Yes.
>shoot shit
>collect beer
>hard as shit game
>>683405351
Shadow of Whoredor?
>>683405274
Five nights at furfags?
>>683404365
hatchet and skank
>>683405351
Shadow of Mordor
>>683403254
Splinter Cell Chaos Theory?
>>683405271
Roland
>>683405348
Like I said, all it needed was a fat girl main character and the SJWs are IN.
>>683405351
Batman's Creed: Shadow of Mordor
>>683405351
Shadows of mordor
>>683405060
michael jackson's moonwalker?
>>683405407
Bulletstorm?
>>683405406
Damn. I never thought of him as black. But now that I think about it he did steal a lot of ammo.
>>683405421
That also qualifies, but not what I was thinking of.
>>683404983
Ms pac man
>>683405438
Yeah
>>683405490
You got it.
>>683405512
COD then?
>>683405060
Enslaved
>>683404983
Since you faggots can't solve.
>ms. Pacman. She's Asian cause she's yellow.
>>683405537
Ayy lmao yep
>last bullet
>last breath
>last chance
>>683405600
Nope, but also true.
>>683405417
>>683405434
yee
Another one
>Kick ass and chew bubble gum
>>683403855
Overwatch
>>683403182
Every online game
>wake up
>meet chad muska
>do shit in different cities
>become the next tony hawk
>no one even knows your name
>>683405492
Nope.
>beer restores your help
>zapper.
>>683405707
Duke Nukem
>>683405537
Winner. I take back my slow reveal. On phone.
>black guy
>Mexican
>retard
>girl with dyed hair
Borderlands really was tumbrbait wasn't it?
>>683405707
Duke 3D, stealing from Army of Darkness.
>>683405728
Finally someone got it.
>>683405655
Wanted?
>>683405367
Infinite biological shocking
>>683404176
Farcry 3
>>683405401
Great guess, but no
Bonus hint tho, anon
> why tf is a fire enemy weak to fire
>>683405802
yes
>>683405786
Holy fuck I never thought about this
My entire fucking life is a god damn lie.
>>683405547
W00t
It was Half-Life
>>683402424
Shooting zombies over and over again in an old theater.
>be a sneaky person
>fight robots and stuff
>smoke some ciggys
>>683402864
Operation genesis
>>683405453
yeah. they obviously didnt play the game though, which pisses me off. it's like saying you like nirvana and only listened to one or two of their songs... fucking ridiculous.
>>683405757
Yuparoo
ANOTHER ONE
>BRO
>KILL TERRORISTS
>KILL ALIENS!?
>KILL SAAATTTTTAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!
>>683405106
YESS
>>683402610
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
>>683405946
It's that new pachinko machine from Konami right?
>>683405946
Robot Wars loved that game!
>>683405946
Mgs ffs
>>683402610
Subnautica?
>>683406004
saints row 4?
>>683405786
Stealing from "They Live" Cult classic. Check it out
>>683406100
Naw
>>683406058
Correctomundo
>big fucking pig
>flyin' monkey
>drivin' monkey
>secret chicken
>>683406004
Doom
>half-vampire fights zombies nazis and demons
>>683404365
Ratchet and CLank
>>683405407
cuck fuckem
>ship blows up
>crash land with self righteous prick
>find out youre magic
>steal a ship from the local crime lord
>fly around the galaxy
>conquer your enemy
i tried my best
>>683405407
Fistfull of frags?
>>683406207
KOTOR
>>683406157
Naw
Another hint
>Miami Hotline sidescroller
>>683402424
> why are you deleting my save
> pls no, why
> why are there fucking spiders everywhere wtf
> floor glyphs
>>683406207
sounds alot like the new star wars...
>be spooky skeleton in jail cell
>fight demons and shit
>prepare to fuuuuuuuuuuuck
>how are you still playing this game?
>why are you still playing this game?
>finish game and contemplate life and death
>>683406128
Fuck you're right, it's every other line that they steal from Army of Darkness.
RIP Roddy.
>>683405949
not what i was going for but i figured someone would guess this too
>Gotta pay them dues
>Go to lighthouse
>Go to flying city
>>683404046
>>683405367
Byecock Dingertit
>>683406336
Medevil?
>>683406386
bioshock infinite
>>683405913
kino der toten
>>683405946 (You)
>It's that new pachinko machine from Konami right? Nope
>>683405946 (You)
>Robot Wars loved that game!
Nope
>>683406064
You are a WINRAR
>>683406336
dark souls
>>683406441
yee
>>683406454
Fuck you it's Robot Wars
>>683404975
Portal
>would have been a damn good zelda game
>but it's under another branding
>everyone hates it
>awarded for its music and nothing else
>>683406427
Nope
>you grow from a sperm
>just keep growing nigga
>eventually you have sex
>you make a civilization
>galaxies and shit
>>683406603
Spyro
>>683406603
SPORE
P
O
R
E
>>683406521
Winrawr
>>683406603
Spore
fucking captcha, probably submitting this late
>Edgelord who controls demon snakes
>Gotta save GF
>Edge
>>683406647
yep
>>683406652
Winrar.zip
>land in park
>dont save house
>fall off town
>its been a year?
>in military
>space ship is invaded
>crash land on planet
>find out you have magical powers
>be good guy or bad guy
>turns out you were the bad guy all along
>>683406665
The Darkness
>>683406706
Linkin Park: The Game
>>683406749
wew lad
>>683406708
KOTOR again
>Make character
>Kill bandit
>Talk to merchant
>Build an army
>Capture all city and fort
>>683404441
>>683406795
nope
>somehow makes its way to every list of games no matter what the list is about
>filled to the brim with edge
>>683406195
>cuck fuckem
I'd play that game if it was real
>>683404941
Mgs v
>Jump down the well
>With gun boots
>>683406872
Hatred?
>Phone
>Animal masks
>Kill people
>>683406923
Hulk
>>683404941
Mgs2?
>>683406964
hotline miami
>Dagger
>Magical finger
>Skeleton EVERYWHERE
>>683406964
Hotline Bling
>>683406969
ayy nice job
a huge struggle to turn off the computer
>>683406954
Darksiders
>>683406969
Nope
>>683407040
Ding ding!
>it's dark nigga
>you get a gun
>YOU CAN UPGRADE IT NIGGA
>bunny people
>kidnapping
>exploooore
>>683406828
mount and blade
>>683407076
Portal
>Mr.2 millions dollars
>Just kill everyone cause I'm edgy as fuck
>This game is brutal guys
>>683407137
Ding ding
>>683407090
Oh yeah, forgot about Legend of God of Zelda War: Christianity Edition.
Bricks... Nothing to do.. No storyline... No missions... Just a fucking open world
>>683406004
Broforce
>>683404887
Bloodborne?
>space cleaner
>escape robuts
>rescue men from jello
>5 v 5
>Toxic community
>>683407160
THIS has to be Hatred
>>683407143
you got me
>>683407252
Leagueeee
>>683407160
postal?
>>683407258
Yup
>>683407214
Finally
>>683405274
Super Mario Bros. 3
>>683407196
I almost added Zelda meets GoW, but that would have given it away.
Seriously though that game ends up on every list. Best puzzle-platformers! Best story! Best combat! Best bosses!
It has none of those things.
>>683407283
Both League and Dota to be correct <:3c
>Wow, Gotta take a shit
>Oh no, guy aiming gun at feminist
>Rewind shit
>Feminist was best friend
>Tornadoes and shit
>>683402610
is it command and conquer rengeade
>Pills here
>TANNKKKKKKK
>>683407379
living is awkward
>>683407379
Life is strange
>>683407123
Hint: there's a doctor and you are in a cave
>>683407379
No Time to Explain?
You have to save a Chinese whore from a skyscraper, then you can choose to kill her at the end.
>>683407333
Nice trips. That's why I like Zero Punctuation on it.
I believe Yahtzee said they rip off LoZ "with about as much shame and emotion as the fucking Borg collective"
>>683404887
Yoshi's world
>>683407419
Right for Life
>>683407433
Cave story, durr
>>683407544
Yoink yer right
>Kid with hammer
>Floating island
>Rebuilding the floating island
>Stay or go back in time
>>683402424
Littlewitch Romanesque?
>>683407593
Fable?
>>683407593
Chronos trigger?
>Medieval
>Spin 2 win
>Community is toxic
>Randomly kick from server
>>683405407
Redneck rampage
>>683407671
Chivlary
>>683407671
Town of Salem?
>>683407593
bastion
>>683407762
FUCK, I HAD IT IN MY MIND BUT COULDNT THINK OF THE RIGHT NAME
>main character is hot
>boobs shrunk because feminism
>hired a fertility god to sculpt her ass from the finest marble from the cliffs of asgard
>no you don't get to guess it's the new tomb raider
>look at that
>>683407859
Womb Railer
>Shoot people
>Pay for DLC
>Shoot People
>Reskin and Buy new game every month
>Buy more DLC
>>683406168
Bloodrayne
>You start in a town killing stuff
>level up nigga
>tons of items
>LEGENDARY?!?!?
>angels demons and hell and heaven
>you finish as the giga nigga
>you can open portals to dungeons
>>683404257
Indigo prophecy
>>683407936
Call of Battle Duty Field: World at Hardline?
>Let's make a kids game with a complex story!
>Oh, wait, that's not complex enough
>Let's make more storylines with copypasted characters and pseudo-philosophical shit!
>Oh, wait, that's not complex enough
>Let's add more emotional garbage!
>Oh, wait... what were we doing again?
>Let's just re-re-remake everything and make people wait 11 more years.
>>683402424
Easy one.
>Get off ship
>Commit crimes cause fam is a faggot
>Betrayed by Russian faggot
>move
>Gf is fed
>Do more crime
>kill Russian fag
>End was better or worse
>>683407936
Call of Cod: Fish Warefare
>>683408012
Diablo.
>>683408076
Ding
>>683408040
Kingdom fucking Hearts. Almost did something like this but nothing I was writing felt good enough. That was a cathartic read, man.
>>683408012
Don't know but it sounds fun as fuck.
>>683408028 >>683408074
Any Cod game ever made
You are both WINRARS
>>683408148
It's tons of fun in fact
>>683408146
Yep. Thanks, anon.
>>683403839
Dark Messiah ?
>>683404367
melee
>>683408133
>>683408255
I tried pirating Diablo 2 but I ran into compatibility issues :(
>>683406590
Okami isn't hated.
>>683408470
Try win xp and get a patch for graphic card, it's an old game and has lots of compatibility problems
>>683407986
indeed
>eh this game is alright, not quite as good as the last one
>add mods
>11/10
Bout to be executed for some old bullshit
Escape
>Your really special
Old antisocial betas way up this faggot mountain give you powers and shit.
Fight dragons
Fight bossdragon
Boss flees
Find em
>far as i got.
>>683408624
Fallout new vegas
>Be teenagers
>Weird virus or curse or someshit breaks out
>Everyone turns into nasty bug mutants
>Giant worm people and shit
>Gotta save dat gurl
>Kill giant moth thing?
>Be stuck killing mutants forever thinking you can save girl
>>683403254
Every Splinter Cell
>>683408668
Bingo
>>683408642
Skyrim duuh
>>683403346
Ratchet and Clank
>>683408583
I already patched my graphics card, it's just whenever I launch the damn game, I've looked up every single solution I can, yet none work. I probably end up buying like some old ass laptop with XP and pirating it on there.
>>683408624
>>683408642
Skyrim?
>i recently installed this game on my new computer for no other reason than the adult-only mods
>Supposed to have different endings depending on your actions
>Only the last minute of the game changes the ending.
>Sex jokes.
>Play a big game of hide and seek
>fisrt half of game will be epic
>2nd half will be gay shit
>Start off on your ship, wrecked af
>quests and tutorials
>'beam down get some wood or smth idc'
>beam down wierd ass creatures
>tmw they are aliens
>later in game go explore other planets
>meh I guess
>mods you can be a furry
>1000/10 underrated
>>683408858
One of the falloutds or elder scrolls.
>>683409011
Yep, Skyrim.
I am a very sad man.
>>683408836
Buy diablo 3 instead, it's much nicer and sure to work on any pc
>>683408858
GTA San andrea's
>>683408970
The one with the Wendigos and shit?
