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WE'RE PLAYING FINAL FANTASY 1.
>dubs make all the decisions.
>please only put decisions that at least make some sense.
>forgive me if I'm a little slow.
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Class (fighter, black belt, white mage, black mage, thief or red mage) and name (no more then four letters) for the first fighter?
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All blackbelts. Dubs of truth!
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>>68339465

Name all characters fred
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3 white mages and a thief, go.
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>>683395268
This
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>>683394419
4 theives
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>>683394887
off by one, but dubs to second this.
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>>683394650
4 white mages, name Whyt
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>>683394419
Be a real man, Anon. 4. White. Mages.
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>>683395268
seconadded
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Nigr

Black belt
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>>683394419
2 fighters 2 white mages
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>>683394419
Fighter, white mage, black mage, thief.
Name : Faggot
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>>683395880
fuck.
reroll
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>>683395800
>>683395800
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Black belt, cunt
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Black Mage: NIGR
Fighter: CUCK
White Mage: FUCK
Thief: ANAL
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Red mage named Blue
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>>683395800
winrar

Now, rolling wooden nunchucks and you have to keep them equipped for the rest of the game.
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>>683395800
There's one
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>>683395800
I win
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>>683395967
shitfuck reroll
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>>683396072
>black belt
>nigr
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>>683396094
come on dubs
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Thief named Jewy
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>>683396072
thief named nigr
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>>683396072
black mage named nigr
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Fighter Smdh
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>>683396400
Cool
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White mage named Beef
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>>683396672
Reroll
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black belt, derp
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Whitemage Harm
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>>683396675

4th character White Mage named You.
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Black mage is m00t
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Thief named trump
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>>683396800
Final person
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>>683396984

Reroll.
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Red Mage, Loki
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black mage, Hutu
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>>683397083
Reroll
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Whitemage Kill
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>>683397155
yesh
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redmage is AIDS
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Redmage is Indian
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Red mage named green
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Thief. Cuck
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Name is Teets
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>>683397155
That's all folks
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Let's name him Weeb. I can identify with him that way
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>>683397259
rolling for this
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>>683397498
Pretty solid line up. B you fucked up
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Alright. Now for the gameplay...
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Nearest store gear up.
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>>683397498
do not get the lute...
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>>683397498
first action: take nigr outside of the city and kill him
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What're we buying for armor?
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Do not equip any items
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Grind to lvl 12
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>>683397771
go naked
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>>683397771
All wood and equip nothing but staffs, niggers fight bare handed
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What do I want?

A social life. But I guess some wooden armor wouldn't hurt.
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>>683397771
cloth for the fighter, to hell with the rest of them.
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best armor each can equip
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>>683397771
clothes man you need them
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>>683397771
all cloth
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Chain armor.
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>>683397771
Chain for the fighter grind to lvl 12
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>>683397771
only using armor that has been looted.
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>>683398054
roll
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>>683397771
Chain armor cloth for rest.
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chain for fighter, cloth everyone else
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>>683397771
better yet forget armor splurge on weapons
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>>683398384
Teroll
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>>683398354
roll
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>>683397771
nothing
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Only get armor and items for the white mage, then just grind nonstop with everyone else to the point where the mage can oneshot enemies with a meelee attack.
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>>683398221
rolling
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>>683398530
Roll for this
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>>683398499
well shit son
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Absorb is the number that is matched against the Damage dealt from a foe, thereby giving the total amount of Hit Points lost. Note that more absorb than Damage dealt will result in a 1 Hit Point loss. Evade % on a
piece of Armor indicates the DROP in the character's Evade % and not a bonus.

Therefore we should go with wooden armor. Has the best beginning benefits
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>>683398499
winrar OP save that chedda
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>>683398499
Fucking kek.
Weapons?
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>>683398499
Nothing.

Goddamnit.
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best weapons you can equip for each
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>>683398623
What the fuck is this nerd shit
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>>683397926
This. Rolling for this.
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>>683398684
no handed fighter, wooden staff, rapier and iron hammer
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Rapiers for everyone
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>>683398768
(plays final fantasy 1 casually)

I think I lerve, you nigga.
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Nigger gets a small sword. Because I want him to. And the rest get rapiers. Because I laugh at that word.
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>>683398833
Alright.
I didn't do the wooden armor part though.
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>>683398684
Nigger fights bare handed to steal better, everyone else uses staffs.
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>>683398833
shit man, serious though do not get the lute...
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>>683398953
tbh fam only a jew would know all those stats
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>>683399191
only a nigger can't google
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Does Blue or Rutu learn any black magic?
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cure for the red mage and lit for the black
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spell time mah nig
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>>683399191
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>>683399437
blue gets cure hutu gets slep
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>>683399481
this, then cure for red mage
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They both are Lit
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>>683399437
Everyone who can learn cure gets cure.
Everyone else gets Fire
And Lutes for all who can get one
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>>683399437
Both, because they both need to keep nigger in check.
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>>683399437
Blue the Red learns Black magic.
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>>683399638
roll
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>>683399437
Both of them just slep
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>>683399658
Yes, roll
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>>683399437
teach both fire because its dark
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>>683399658
Rolling, make sure nigger doesn't get magic. He can't be trusted.
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cure for red mage roll
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>>683399788
Wasted dubs on superstition
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FIRE and LIT will be bad choices because they only work on one guy, and for over
99% of battles, a Red Mage's regular attack will be far more powerful than a
casting of FIRE or LIT. However, there is ONE MONSTER in the ENTIRE game, that
you MIGHT want FIRE for. Muck will take one damage from an attack (except
critical hit), but will be knocked out by FIRE. However, I don't feel buying
FIRE is worth it for the one place this monster pops up. SLEP or LOCK would be
better choices than FIRE. The Black Mage has very low fighting damage, so FIRE
and LIT will be very useful for the beginning of the game, and even toward the
middle of the game when you don't want to waste a L3 Magic Point on just one
guy. SLEP or LOCK are both OK choices, but neither are really that great
anyway.
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>>683399951
Jesus christ.
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>>683398684
nothing
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>>683399951
SHUT the FUCK up
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>>683399951
fire is effective against undead, of which there are a shit-ton in garland's castle that we're soon to visit
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>>683399951
wall of text makes me puke, teach the red mage sleep
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Both Blue and Rutu now know FIRE.
One more spell can be learned with our money.
Here are the light spells.
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>>683399951
Eject this guy from the thread.
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if you don't get cure for the red mage prepare your anus
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>>683400258
>ruse
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>>683399658
you've never played ff1 before have you, also do not get the lute...
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>>683400258
CURE will always be useful, even later in the game. For now, it works
just like a HEAL potion, but you don't have to spend money to use it. Later in
the game, you will notice that even 99 HEAL potions will quickly wear thin, so
CURE will be a good supplement to potions. For the White Mage, you should have
HARM, which will ALWAYS be useful for pesky undead monsters, plus this gives the
White Mage a gateway to actually mount a good offense sometimes. I suggest
getting FOG instead of RUSE, as most of the time, enemies will hit you no matter
what, and you will need defense rather than evade. Plus, RUSE only works on the
caster, and a more useful spell, INVS, will appear in Level 2, which will have
the same effect, but on any character. On the other hand, a spell like FOG will
not appear until L7 Magic (FOG2), and that will not be for a long time.
However, if you combine RUSE and INVS against a Giant from Power Peninsula, with
about 8-10 layers of RUSE/INVS, you will be almost impossible to hit. It's a
tough decision, but it's your choice. For the Red Mage, CURE will be a definite
choice without second thought. I suggest FOG, as the Red Mage cannot learn RUSE
until the class change, when it will be obsolete anyway
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>>683399951
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Fog, to hide the nigger
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>>683400258
ruse to blue, use consumables to heal instead
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>>683400258
cure
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>>683400463
Oh you're just copy and pasting this from a guide, there's no white Mage. You stupid faggot I wanted to make fun of you. Way to ruin it.
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>>683400463
ok so this faggot is right but he's still a gaggot. cure is best because it heals AND it harms undead
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>>683400583
rolling
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>>683400404
Get the fucking lute!
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>>683400373
rerollan
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>>683400652
cannot target the enemies in ff1 with cure, faggots seriously never played ff1.... Also cure
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>>683400463
Cuz, ya know. That much effort is needed on a /b/ final fantasy thread.

Jus give em cure
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>>683400692
don't get the lute lol
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>>683400629
Bonerkill
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>>683400776
actually played thru all of them just forgot. excuse the fuck outta me
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>>683400810
Rolling for cure
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CURE
U
R
E
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>>683401009
>>683400810
cuuureee
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>>683401054
rolling
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Stream this game on Twitch.
Rolling for twitch.
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CU
CURE
RRCURECURECURE>>683401054
Fuckk i tried
EE
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C U R E
U R E C
R E C U
E C U R

jesus fuck where are the dubs
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Rolling for nudes.
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>>683400258
le epic ruse
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OP here.
Holy shit, where are the dubs?
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Cure for OP
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RUSE because fuck it
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I choose that you abandon all of these options and leave already.
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>>683401388
good, damn, but no lute
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>>683401388
Winrar!
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>>683401388
winrar
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>>683401146
Roll
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THANK YOU.
Blue now knows cure.
One final provision for the long journey ahead?
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>>683401658
God damn it no, get the fuck out of the town already and grind till level 12.
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>>683401658
tent, like my pants
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>>683401658
Stream it.
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>>683401729
Yeah nig we good. Get out there and pick some fights with some monsters.
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>>683401777
checked

WINRAR
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>>683401777
Nice trips
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>>683401777
well then...also, run away from your 3rd battle.
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With one single tent we're on our way.
What now?
Also, this is taking too long.
4 and 7 now decide what we do.
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>>683401777
check'd and kek'd
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>>683401658
The only thing you need is courage, OP.
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>>683401907
The FUCK is that thing?

A pig??
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>>683402012
go to the top
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>>683402012

Go around left side of island towards top.
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immediately head north
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>>683401822
Too bad those dubs mean nothing
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Grind til everyone is almost dead, the return to buy stoof
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>>683402140
roll
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>>683402012
quit.
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>>683402187
winrar. have fun killing goblins and the occasional wolf
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>>683402207
The 7 has spoken
It's been fun, lads.
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>>683402012
griiind
>>683402207
fuck you
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>>683394650
4 thiefs, name them eye, laws, dug and aim
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>>683402207
>>683402325
what the fuck....
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Now we have to wait.

Post pics. I wanna feel like I matter.
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>>683402187
Doing what this guy said.
We killed some imps.
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>>683402556
start over from the beginning.
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>>683402433
Too little, too late, friendo.
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>>683402556
bap bap bap baa bap bap bap baa baa...
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>>683402777
Wasted trips...
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walk up to garland and kick his shit in, use the tent before walking into the temple
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>>683402207
OP here.
Fuck you that's not happening.
Smdh is almost dead, will CURE him shortly.
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>>683402777
>>683401777
can't get dubs for shit but two sets of god trips?
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>>683402902
And the trips are like, the dumbest fucking things...

I'm dying.
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>>683402884
faggot op wont deliver on a winrar
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>>683394419
final fantasy II is better
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>>683403110
no III!!!!
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Hutu's on the verge of death, last CURE goes to him.
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>>683403180
yes it is
>>683403192
let him die he's mean
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>>683403180
i will murder this thread
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>>683403110
>FFXII is better
FTFY
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WE'RE PLAYING DARK SOULS!!

Dubs decides what button to press when I'm fighting.
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Change the formation.
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>>683403280
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>>683403317
ew
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>>683403192
walk north, tent, stomp garland, no lute
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>>683403317
X-2 because i totally wanted to play as 3 bitches in a charlies angels like game
fuck you squeenix
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>>683403422
rerolling
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Grind faster, don't you have a frame skip button, fuck. Also, keep grinding imp still level 12.
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>>683403321
kek
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>>683403456
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>>683402056
Yes
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Alright, cure's are gone, and that anon's request is exhausted. We're back in town, anyone want anything? We can also stop at the inn to replenish all health.
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>>683403805
inn, then back to grindin homie
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The inn seems smart.
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>>683403805
swing by the inn for a nap
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Inn, and repeat grind
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>>683403916
nunchuku for nigru then inn then grind moar
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>>683403805
inn then >>683402865
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>>683403805
Kidnap that girl, sell as a slave in the inn then rest
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Inn and grind again, same way
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>>683404032
roll
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>>683403805
Continue the game until a multiple choice scenenario appears- olchap
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>>683404104
OP here.
In that case, I will stop by the inn, then continue grinding in the same fashion as before.
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Turn game off and play dragon warrior on stream.
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>>683404104
there is no such snenario in this game you twat.... go to the inn...
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>>683404032
reroll
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Someone start a Kid Icarus thread.
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>>683404254
wasnt this game like mass effect
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>>683404251
Re roll
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Everyone levels up to level 2.
>>683404274
Gonna buy nunchuks for the filthy Nig.
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>>683404251
Roll
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>>683404481
no, ff1 was good. After chucks stomp garland.
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use tent outside garland castle
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>>683405010
use tent outside garland castle so you can restart after he rapes you
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>>683404814
>>683405217
Now going to fight Garland. Will post pic outside temple.
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>>683405352
you do not have permission to loot the temple.
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Currently saving with the Tent.
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>>683405606
Ah shit.
Sorry, forgot to crop pic.
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Here we are lads.
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theres a couple things to grab in there, but you and your staves will likely get pounded on the way there, so maybe just fight garland
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>>683405814
win
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>>683405814
Don't use CURE on Nigr
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That was easy.
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>>683405814
knock garland down
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>>683405971
use nigr as human shield

>is funny because nigr not human XDXDXD
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>>683406060
last chance, no lute run
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Welp.
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Immediately start preparing for power leveling at the power peninsula
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Get lute
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>>683406281
L U T E
U
T
E
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>>683406281
>save the princess
>rewarded with more chores
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You have nigr, so you need to lute
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Here we are, across the bridge.
What now?
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Buy two silver swords and all allowable spells when you first get to elfheim without leaving the area around the town to get money.

You aren't allowed to frameskip or fast forward
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head east to the town
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>>683406639
say hi to mayato
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>>683406639
Go back to town and outfit the group properly
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>>683406781
rollin
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>>683404635
Why the fuck are we buying nunchuks?

All weapons in the game make black belts do less damage.
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>>683406639
get the boat, then play the minigame
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>>683406867
OP here
Am now going to do all necessary shit to get the boat.
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>>683406867
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>>683406835
this is incorrect. black belts are better with weapons up to a certain point (maybe the mid-teens but i dont recall for sure)

also, head east to town
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Here to inform you that Smdh has died.
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>>683406960
want caps of you playing the mini game
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>>683407140
shaking my damn head
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>>683407140
rez him in town before fighting biki
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Here to inform you that Blue has also died like a fucking fag.
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>>683407341
get rez in town and run away from all encounters till then....
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Here to also inform you that Hutu got fucking REKT.
This is not going well.
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>>683407456
rerolling
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Here to inform you we're in the worst situation possible.
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Kill that wolf with nunchuku!
>hurr why buy nunchuku?
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>>683407616
faggot
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>>683407616
just keep running op
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welp run nigga run
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Also Nigr's level 3
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>>683407735
kek

also run for the nearest town
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>>683407801
this
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>>683407735
Throw in the towel op it's over
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>>683407735
abuse quicksaves
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Running isn't very easy when you're holding your intestines in one hand and three corpses in the other.
Everyone's ded. :^(
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4 has spoken OP gg
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>>683407874
don't quit, you can make it, just run
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>>683407939
it's all ogre

XD XD
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>>683407939
game ogre
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Welp, it's 2 in the morning and everyone's dead.
I'm done for the night.
Gg everyone.
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>>683408021
fagggooooooootttt
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Not OP but I'll do this with FFIII some day, mark my words
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>>683408229
based
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>>683408021

fun threadz

today op was still a faggot
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