ITT: We poorly/vaguely describe video games and guess them.
>gif not related
>>683392321
You're a pirate with weird ass hair going on a quest to save some skeleton's pirate costume. you also have this flying chimp that follows you and is able to turn animals into weird shit.
>travel to the future in a refrigerator
>your son was kidnapped
>Make settlements
>>683393598
A huge dissapointment
>>683393598
Fallout 4
>>683393746
winrar
>wake up in a prison
>the most annoying and funny magic and combat system
>2 days later you kill a god
>>683392321
>gif not related
>describes most franchises
This should be good
>Illegally immigrate to the us
>Find your cousin
>Do bad shit
>>683394156
Gears of War?
>>683394156
lol DS1?
>>683394510
Best game of all time
>>683394156
FF13?
>>683394510
GTA4
>little plant people
>>683394510
GTA 4
>>683394619
>>683394560
>>683394539
nope. more clues
>underground world (not undertale)
>bald fucks who run fast
>blue sword
>>683394752
Final fantasy XX
>>683394156
Oblivion
>>683394156
>Oblivion
> oh sick a conveyer belt
> gtfo biter cucks
> faster conveyer belts
> get overrun
> repeat
Fuck I love this game
>>683394840
Factorio mah nigga
>beat the fuck put of those GameCube drums you nigger
>music rhythm game
>>683394703
Picmin?
>>683394926
Im horribke at factorio though
> im a hero
> am I tho
> bunny president
Bit harder
>>683394987
>every music related game
>>683393250
Monkey Island?
>>683394940
DDR
>>683393598
>your son was kidnapped
hard rain.
kek
>>683394940
Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
A young boy, a borderline retard and a his friend with poor anger management skills travel on a ship made of gelatin murdering childhood memories while searching for underaged girlfriend and emo best friend.
>dinaurs
>tame da dinaurs
>kill da people
he go
>have a gun that shoot blocks
>solve puzzles and put up with non-Euclidian bullshit
>game ends with you getting sucked into a black hole
>>683395055
Not a hero
Keep that hair short, Sweetpea.
>>683395066
>>683394987
>this one can have up to 4 players
>>683394624
ding ding ding, winner!
next one
>vacation on island
>pass out drunk at hotel
>shits fucked
>people everywhere are attacking you
>find out they aren't people
>fly away on helicopter
>get to military boat
>military attacks you
>other people attack military
>realize they arent people either
>ships sinks
>wake up ashore
>find peace
>people attack
>to your surprise they arente people either
>find peacefull settlement on island
>find out island is going to be nuked
>fly away
I woke up this morning and a midget was sucking my nipple. Then the front yard exploded and I was crying over a dead midget.
>>683395151
jurassic park?
>>683395218
Fuk
> anon dreams of dick
> penis farm
> grandpa don't stick it in
A bunch of autistic fags get into hundred thousand dollar physics defining machines spitting colors of retardation screaming Russian bias not realizing they suck because they are autistic retards.
>>683395239
guitar hero
>>683395140
Correcto.
>Texas
>Ending makes you cry
>Faggot son Jack becomes only playable character. Noice
>>683394807
>>683394800
nope
>use runes
>you forgot your name
>blue rocks that when you pick up you get visions
>>683395505
Red dead redemption
End line ruined it
>be unnaground
>psychosis
>bitchin weapons, even if they look like shit
>Cyka Blyet
>Horosho Proshka
>>683395505
Red Dead Redemption
>>683395505
red dead redemption, easy
You perform a large scale exorcism on a building with nothing but a cleaning appliance and a flashlight, also your bro is missing
>>683395586
Metro 2033
>HOW DO I BEAT THIS FUCKING INTRO
>muh power mettul
>>683395648
Luigi's Mansion, my nigga
>>683395369
No
>Minecraft with dinosaurs
> you antegrian?
> nigga no
> your too tall
> different name bitch
> where the fuck is the ticket?
>>683395151
ARK
>>683395540
Runescape
>>683395452
Stardew Valley?
>>683395505
I'm glad I'm not the only one who didn't like big jack
>>683395148
KH1
Goofy isn't a retard.
He's Goofy as fuck tho.
>>683395083
Nope
You are a zombie terrorist cultist in space traversing our solar system murdering rival species and fellow space zombies in order to accomplish???
>>683395701
MGR
>>683395750
Ye boy
Fuck this game btw. I put myself into a never ending loop of not getting more money.
>>683394156
Arx mother fucking fatalis
>>683395864
nope
>"I said come in! Don't stand there"
>"I said come in! Don't stand there"
>"I said come in! Don't stand there"
>spiky hair
>run around stabbing nigger blobs
>have disney friends to help you stab them
>also have really huge feet
>>683395148
sounds like Kingdom Hearts
>>683395928
FUCKING WINRAR, at keast
> MAGIC CLAW
> AVAST YE SCALLYWAGS
> MAGIC CLAW
> meow
>+1 cookie
>+2 cookie
>+4 cookie
>Oh shit, grandmas are evil
>kidnap animals
>force them to fight to the death
>Wake up from coma
>Escape prison
>Become gang leader
>>683395961
Kh1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8wxYy_EXaw guess this
"Please enjoy my bright, blue balls"
>>683396009
Cookie clicker
>>683395961
Kingdom Farts
Chinese sneaky-man jumps and fights around waterfalls.
>>683396009
Cookie clicker
Just stopped playing
>see some shit fall outa the sky
>travel from far away to investigate for reasons
>ohshit big bad guys back again again
>defeat him/her again again again
>justicewasmetthisday.jpg
>>683395740
Winrar
>mmmmmm blue computer lady
>best game series of all time maybe
>new faggots take over and fucking RUIN EVERYTHING
>>683395241
dead island,
cmon son turn up the heat
>>683395990
I instantly thought of arx when I saw the funny magic system, and I always do an arx post in these threads, lol
Italian dude plays with water guns
THE SEASON OF HARVEST DAWNS NEAR
>>683396082
Pretty easy...
>Kaizo mario's illegitimate Bipolar offspring
>go to spooky mansion with bae
>bae kidnapped
>get pwned
>revived with super strength
>bae dies
>pwn the house
>>683396012
Pokemon
>>683396129
halo
>hundreds of dollars on in-app purchases
>rush base
>delete app
>contemplate suicide
>>683396015
saints row 2?
>>683396012
Pokemon?
>A bunch of autistic fags get into hundred thousand dollar physics defining machines spitting colors of retardation screaming Russian bias not realizing they suck because they are autistic retards.
>>683396129
...halo?
>fuck Indians
>fuck autoscaling maps
>fuck build limits
>French are the best
>>683395993
Captain claw?
>>683396292
Suck my CoC
Faggots guess some games
I have 2 up noones answered
>>683396276
winrar
>pick a person to die with
>yell at other people on your team
>get really mad and keep playing
>Be young badass
>Totally be in love with this milf
>She cheats on you with Blonde, foreign douche
>Kill douche
>Kill her
>Get fucked over in the end anyway
>>683396292
lol clash of clans?
Your family sells your soul to the devil to cure your sister of pig Latin
>>683396234
Super Mario Sunshine
>Adorable small aliens
>Oops there's ones with mohawks too deal with it son
>"HE never gets me anything..."
>>683396410
Yeah boy
>>683396308
yep
>>683392321
> MFW
> 5 Assholes get told to start a fire
> Lazy cunts don't want to
> These other nighers wake my ass up to make me do it
>>683396437
DOTA or League of Legends?
>>683396234
Mussolini's fascist army on a hot summer day.
>aliens start attacking n shit
>they get some key thing that they can use to activate this big lazier ring thing
>you blow shit up and stop them
>>683395707
Ark
>>683396184
yeah, when you finally made the spell you were already dead
>slap monsters
>torture humans
>>683396137
good
next one
>Stranded
>Last of your kind
>everything is out to get you
>Survive.
>>683396603
winrar
>lose a bunch of games
>throw money at game to win
>stil lose a bunch of games
I'll give it a shot
>Stand literally in front of a humongous extraterrestrial battle suit
>Miss
>young kid in the forest
>wears green clothes
>fairy ass motherfucker follows him everywhere
>get sword
>get shield
>save the land of Hyrule
>his name is Link
>the game is Legend of Zelda
>>683396775
Mienkraft
>>683396552
I loved that game as a kid
>>683396841
XCOM?
>Trapped in a dark room
>Demonic entities charge at you from every direction
>It feels hopeless, yet you love every second you get.
>Undercover
>Do normal, everyday things
>Method of doing so involves flailing wildly
>you actually manage to hide your identity
>>683396847
Pokemon?
>>683396841
XCOM 2
>>683392321
>little bro graduates school
>party in thai land
>older bro gets killed
>get hunted down by pirates and mercenaries
>help tribe fight pirates
>>683396847
Beyblade
>>683396847
LoZ
>Ben fucks everything up, like usual
>Keep that hair short
>Oh shit nevermind, here's Sarah
>>683396847
Lol
>>683393250
Donkey kong country
>>683396923
Octodad: normal father simulator
>that facebook game your grandma just started playing and keeps sending you invites for
>>683396923
Octodad.
Fuck wacky physics games.
>>683396942
Double Dragon?
>>683396951
No it's actually Super Mario Bros 3
>>683396666
quads be true, Muster Chif cambut eveleved
>>683396847
Crash Bandicoot?
>>683396254
SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!
>>683393250
Zach and wiki?
>>683396942
Far Cry 3
>be beef jerky
>punch naked guys
>escape prison
>kill everyone that stands in your way
>light yourself on fire
>win
>>683397163
Splatterhouse, but close enough
>>683396666
Checked, Satan. Also, halo?
>>683395236
The walking dead!
>>683396923
Octodad
>succesful shot using a complex weapon to the eyes
>fails a normal punch
>>683397296
Dark Souls 1
>>683397342
Goddamn it, the ending makes me cry every time
>>683397333
>triple 3s
checked
>>683396904
>>683396939
Exactly. Please save me RNGesus
>wake up from a long sleep with altered memories
>fight through multiple worlds
>search for best friend and girlfriend
>fight a man that doesn't exist
>go back home
>you're a robot
>reprogrammed to murder your family
>at the end you kill your dad's former coworker
Two of mine have gone unsolved
>work in booth
>turn away a lot of customers
fight frogs
>>683397432
Tetris?
>>683396916
Aw man ,nobody gets it.
>Enemy's include Skulls with horns, Giant spiders/centipedes and Giant demon fountains.
>>683397511
KH2.
Fuck the Lingering Will.
>Be human
>The aliens who hated you now are friends with you and you both hate the hairy aliens
????
>Some portal shit happens
>Badass nigger soldier finally dies to crazy robot
>You're bloody 24/7
>Enemy ain't even born
>Get the girl
>>683396254
Slaughterhouse?
>feed little animals other little animals and also gives of glowy shit so that their stats increase
>race them
>also there's a story
>grow up in West Philidelphia
>Chillin' out, maxin
>relaxin' all cool
>Get in trouble
>Parents send you to Bel Air
>first class
>Be boy too old to be scared of the dark
>Be boy who is scared of the dark
>Dog gets kidnapped by dark
>have to fight the dark
>Lose alot because fuck this game
>save dog from dark
>Wake up
>Oh shit it was a dream
>Ending confirms it wasn't a dream
>>683397566
Papers please.
>>683397607
Halo 3
>>683397478
lmao well played
>>683397566
Papers Please
>>683397568
Combat amphibians
>crazy alien wants to destroy all life in universe
>fuck bitchs
>destroy crazy alien
>fuck bitchs
>butwaitheresmorealienssoon
>fuck bitchs
>kill more aliens
>endorse shops
>fuck bitchs
>evenmorealiens
>fuck more bitchs
>gotta sacrifice your life to save everyone
>its ok because you prolly have aids
>die and save the universe
>are you just going to stand there like a lemon?
>sing constantly
>climb a mountain
>die
>get resurrected
>die
>>683397708
Glory to Arstotzka!
>>683395148
Kingdom hearts
>drop into a period of history and control country
>comet sighted
>comet sighted
>comet sighted
>fml
>>683396437
Wolfenstein the new order
>>683397591
Castlevania.
>>683397809
what is mass effect
>gets framed for murdering lover
>kill everyone for justice
>eat rat
>free armour trimming
>>683397809
Mass Effect
>>683397916
Correct.
>>683397687
Bully.
>nuclear disaster
>shit fucked up
>mutants
>throne
>Remember when Kaizo Mario was the hardest Mario game?
>This is the Bipolar illegitimate child to it.
>>683397918
Dishonored
>>683397478
Nailed it
>*teleports behind u*
>*but it was a hologram*
>"Wait, how is that meant to-"
>*hologram explodes*
>>683396848
nice
next one
>Poor story
>Multiplayer full of micro transactions
>Same story each time
>Still is very popular for some reason.
>>683397994
Nuclear throne XD
>throne
Manifestation of child's imagination.
Mad fighting skillz.
Game developer didn't intend for shit to get so serious.
People get really fucking good.
Tournaments on the reg.
>>683394997
Yes
>>683395961
Kingdom hearts, there's a lot of kingdom hearts in this thread
>>683397994
STALKER?
>>683397691
The heart of darkness
You made me nostalgiagasm
>>683397997
I wanna be the guy?
>>683397997
I Wanna Be the Guy Gaiden
>>683397832
>Arstotska
>Not United Federation
Fucking Pleb
>>683392321
>go to faggot art school
>do some magic shit and save old friend
>stop serial killer with said friend in 1 week
>kill friend or get the shit end
>Niggers, jews and hippies fight necrophilics and nazis
>>683395944
STALGER :{DD
>>683397994
Nuclear Throne?
>>683397895
CK2
>>683398069
super smash brothers
>YOU DIE
>oh shit i lost my daughter
>oh shit i found another one
>oh shit she doesn't get infected
>>683398233
the last of us
>>683398206
i wanna be the guy
>>683398233
Last of us
>>683397994
Irradiated Royal Chair
>>683397081
Mafia wars?
In a world without girls, a man tries to find his daughter with devastating results
>>683398065
Ye
>stranded on island
>science
>nice beard
>>683398127
>>683398117
Nope. Here's a hint:
>U-Break is the hardest level in this bloody game
>>683398199
Was thinking of eu3/eu4 but ck2 works too.
>I'll krump with you sweetepie
>>683398069
Smash Bros
>>683398149
2016 presidential race.
Nobody is going to get this.
>Fight in hedgerows
>The tank is asleep, thank god
>Run away from enemy in sewer
>That's a big cannon holyshit
>sniper rifle tiem
>More dark hedgerows
>Bunkers
>Faggots in gas masks
>I'm on a boat.wav
>why do the sailors have rifles
>port
>suddenly submarine time, wtf
>scuttle
>Now you're in the snow and you're very fuxxed m8
>Save all the priceless art pieces
>snow again
>nuclear precursors
>rocket facility
>Woops i broke the gyroscope
>end
>>683398116
You win
>>683392321
Lords save the world
>>683397081
Farmville
>living on floating island
>gf falls off
>go to her rescue
>???
>fight giant ass avocado three times
>walk down hallway
>repeat until something changes
>turn ps4 off and cry like bitch
>>683398428
MoH: Front line?
>>683398407
nope
>>683398270
WUT NO
>>683398201
Super smash brothers ______.
>>683396784
Hearthstone
>wife and baby get killed
>get told to meet guy in subway
>same guy get's killed and you're framed.
:)
>>683398517
Silent Hill P.T.
>Bunch of fuckup "heroes"
>Crawl through old ruins and labyrinths
>Panic,miss,die
Work in Pizza Restraut at night
have cancer
shut doors from furries
furries also have cancer
>>683397212
Winrar!!
>life is good
>receive family heirloom
>all men in the family are betrayed and excuted except you
>escape the city to go with your uncle
>hunt down anyone involved in the murder of your family
>find out the puzzle is bigger than you thought and can be tracked down to pre human history
>>683398523
Nupe
>>683398428
Nintendo.
space niggers abduct you let you build their shit.
>Objection!
>>683398579
Shiiet that game scary
>>683398571
max payne
two dudes go down the alley and beat up a bunch of people then each other over some stupid broad.
>>683398306
LISA?
>>683398338
Do not die of hunger?
>>683398624
AC2
>>683396585
Realy? No one?
> Wake up in cemetery
> See sign
>"Go back now"
> Nigger fuck you think I am? Some kind of pussy
> MFW giant diamond ate my ass
>>683393250
ZACK & WIKI
shit nigga I thought I was the only one who played that game.
That game is awesome and super original
>wake up
>get judged
>light shit up
>head through a town, forest, and tombs
>get to Disneyland with snow
>have some fun in a BDSM dungeon
>convince some people to come back with you and sit by the fire
>everything is fucked up
>fight an old friend
>2 second cutscene
>credits
>>683398571
mx pyne
>>683398716
hell ya you got lisa right
this one is pretty old, but not retro
>Russians take over the US after WWII
>Become a vigilante in a group of vigilantes
>Become badass
>Make america great again
>walk into airport
>slaughter
>no russians
>>683398678
forgot to greentext it.
>space niggers abduct you let you build their shit.
try to guess the game.
>>683398624
AC2
>>683398062
CoD?
>hold 's' key down a lot
>satan
>90's
>rpg
>dark armoured knight comes to fuck shit up.
>nigger kidnaps baby to save it
>you baby
>grown up must reclaim your right to be dragon rider
>>683398678
kerbal
>>683398760
Dks3
>Walk down flights of stairs
>Around maybe 200 of them
>Ghost
>Shit pants and die
>>683398769
>mfw I haven't even played it, just got really into the story.
>>683398804
Soul Reaver
>>683397631
Noone?
>>683398428
Battlefield 3
>>683398801
the duty is calling, advance conflict part 2
>>683398801
MW2
>live in a desert
>ride skeletal chickens
>become mercenary for space pirates
>team up with spike spiegel as a pirate and nigel uno as a terrorist
>>683398710
Nope, Zelda.
you run around the city as the father-of-the-year trying to find your little girls
Thank fucking life you remade this thread.
emo faggot tries to revive his dead girlfriend by killing huge fucking monsters
>father of father of mario
>Flintstones theme song
>>683398062
Call of Duty?
>skating doing some sick shit
>pedo van pulls up and you slam in to it
>you get kidnapped
>chainsaw
>fat fuck tied up
>destroy shit
>>683398902
That SCP bullshit?
>>683398616
Five Nights at Furfags
>>683398148
expected more people to guess this one
>>683396467
Caroline?
>>683398929
winrar
>>683398902
Isn't this like some SCP game?
I don't know the name however.
>u are mercenary
>boss puts cap into your ass
>nuke his bunker
>fuckea
>>683398986
GRAND DAD 7
>>683398970
Bioshock
>>683399003
Shit. Yes it is.
>>683399010
WINRAR
>>683399002
Tony Hawk Underground 2
Fucking amazing game
Your this prisoner in a big ass prision and the emperor needs to get to this hidden place through a hidden entrance in your cell. Emperor gives you special thing to take to this dude, dude tells you to find his other son. As far as ive gotten
>>683398013
Yes yes
>>683399101
SCP-087-B, if I recall.
>>683397809
Ass erect
>>683399106
FLEENTSTONES ?!
>Latin Adonis
>defy physics
>break shit
>>683398821
yeparoonie
next one
>be soldier
>fight nazis
>parachute into battlefield
>manage not to get shot down in the process
>repeat every mission
>(extra hint) has no real story, it is mainly just a bunch of missions.
>>683399102
Fire Emblem Path of Radiance
>young kid
>aliens attack and shit
>get a bunch of people
>fat bastard friend betrays you
>time machine
>fight fat bastard in womb
>>683397489
yeah, me too man.
>a neon infused slaughterfest that feels like an LSD trip
>>683398734
Winrar
>wake up at the hospital
>everyone wants you dead
>excape
>meet up with old pals
>rebuild your army
>hunt down a burn victim
>fight a giant fucking robot
>salvage the robot
>get the robot stolen by your young clone
>flash back to the begining
>your memories are a lie
>>683398983
Shadow of the big giant dudes
>>683398148
Life is strange
It's just youtuber feed.
>>683399219
yes
>>683399112
technically bioshock 2 :^)
>>683399256
MoH Airborne
>>683399256
MoH: Airborne
Wake up in a cave bc your boat sank. On a mission to save the emperor. Random cave is actually a dungeon and you have to escape to complete your mission in a giant world. Oh and only voice acting is Halt
>>683399256
Cannon fodder
>>683399221
Oblivion
Finish the game pleb
>Can do whatever you want
>usually kill niggers or policemen
>buy cars to hit niggers with
>buy planes you can fly into towers or hit niggers with
>kill nazis
>bring color back to paris
>top o' the mornin' to ye.... or whatever time it is.
>>683399343
winrar
>>683399334
correct
>>683399310
the phantom window pane
>timer counting down
>once timer is down the nukes fly
>ohshit.jpg you built your whole arsenal facing russia?
>gets wiped out by south africa
>>683399310
MGS 5
>be some guy
>have to undertake epic quest for reasons
>recruit trusty allys to assist me
>collect my supplies and start heading out
>stopped dead in your tracks
>invisible forces preventing you from leaving
>suddenly a voice comes to you from nowhere
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
>>683399396
Sabatoeur
>>683399387
GTA
>>683399158
Alright, I have one for you.
>Get hired by corporation
>Crash land on moon
>Kill bandits and strange wildlife on moon
>Retake space station
>Kill some fucking huge ass alien
>>683399387
GTA V?
>>683399517
Winrar
>>683399290
Nope, Oregon Trail.
>lots of time waiting
>spend real money to shorten time
>boobies
>>683399549
sounds like presequel
>Remember those collectathon type games? Like Mario 64 or Banjo-Kazooie?
>Imagine that, but with gadgets and Apes
>meet girl in bar
>fuck
>get dog
>alzheimer's
>take care of her
>alcoholic
>give up on her
>go live in the woods
>find cool stuff
>make walkie talkie gf
>find dead kid
>find dead kid's dad
>go home
>>683399549
Borderlands pre sequel
>>683398908
nope
>>683398666
Check 'em
>kill a tree
>get unusual instrument
>instrument does stuff
>travel in time
>kill a goblin
>>683399678
firewatch?
>>683399361
correct!
This one is hard, so ill give more hints
>Be the 70s
>Russians have taken over america during the cold war
>Be a vigilante in a group of vigilantes
>make america great again
>>683392321
>red guy, blue guy
>cool suit
>swap between playing whenever you want
>pew pew laser explosions
>always front flip when you jump
>gameboy advanced
>not megaman
guys help me please
>>683398687
Ace Attorney
>>683397924
Runescape
>>683399739
Ocarina of Time
>>683399797
Just one word, and it instantly clicked.
GG.
>>683399739
zoldo?
>>683399787
TF2
>>683399626
nice
>>683398148
Life is strange
>>683398687
>>683399797
Ace attorney, more like Phoenix Wright!
>you watch peolpe
>people don't like being watch
> you watch anyway
>WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT MOON'S FACE?
>>683399774
bingo
Your blue blob village gets raided by evil platypus army and you need to save all of your pals and have epic fortress fights
>>683399903
>gameboy advanced
fucking autistic faggot
>>683399981
Majora
>>683399981
Ocarina of time
>>683399981
oracle of seasons :^)
>>683399981
Zoldo: Majorass Massk
>>683399903
nope
>>683399877
>>683399899
win
obviously was too obvious
>>683400044
Yes.
Check'd
>>683398495
that's the one
>Australian islands
>fight other Australian creatures
>girlfriend imprisoned but somehow helps you save your game
>little kid
>dog kidnapped
>built spaceship and laser rifle
>go to rescue dog
Bonus:
>Get murdered horribly by every enemy if you mess up.
>alcoholic squirrel
>poop boss
>flower titties
>zombies
>vampires
>ww2
>>683399306
no?
>press r to restart
>>683399981
Log of a Dildo: Major Mack
>>683394752
Skyrim
>>683400205
Conkers bad fur day
>>683400205
conkers was actually really fun
>Bad guy steals your SO
>also did something bad to the babysitter you had when you were a baby
>Beat up bad guy's annoying children on the way to him
>ps2 game
>psychic powers but ur brain hurts
>lots of blood and guts
>save old man
>force him to look at things you find constantly
>just wants you to stay awhile and listen to him
>continue forcing him to look at stuff
>he ends up dying
>you never stayed.
>you never listened.
>now its too late.
>everybody fucking dies
>>683399787
Contra or gunstar heroes
>>683399775
Freedom Fighters?
>>683400236
Hotline Miami
>Guns
>Guns everywhere
>References everywhere
>Dragon is not the final boss
>B U L L E T
>Blue fagboy with lizard killer sword
>ye he's our best fighter, we better fuck with him
>ded
>kill planet by punch the finger
>angry
>die a little more
>fuck everyone
>best brofist in gaming history
>fuck god
>customization literally does nothing to game mechanics
>steep learning curve
>you will never be good
>>683400236
Hotline Miami
>>683400449
gungeon
>>683400387
hell yeah, i didnt even know anyone would even remember that game.
>he was destroyed!
>>683400167
Grand theft auto vice city
>>683399306
manhunt 2?
you finish a book about autistic dinosaurs
>>683400491
Overwatch
Good luck /b/ros.
Interstellar war between grey aliens and reptilian shapeshifters.
Ongoing conflict on earth between a research institute, studying the greys, and a corporation who is in cahoots with the reptilian shapeshifters in an attempt to acquire alien technology.
As a defense contractor, your job is to extract an AI who is rebelling against the corporation for violating common morals.
Shit gets weird.
>>683400481
ASURAS MOTHERFUCKIN WRATH
>>683400491
that would be rocket league
>>683400581
lol no
>DDRDND
>awesome music
>>683400322
Maaaaaario
>>683400491
CS:GO
>>683400466
Bonus:
>He wears no pants
BTW Checked
>>683400610
Starcraft 3
>>683400656
Bingo
>be a horseman
>Awesome protector of peace
>wake up to see earth burn and your being blamed for it
>Kick everyones ass
>THE HEDGEHOG HAS A GUN, AN INCOHERENT PLOT AND A SHIT COLOUR SCHEME
>>683400559
Correct
Next one
>16 students
>blood is pink
>High school
>Panda
>Despair
>"That's wrong!"
>>683400713
Darksiders
>>683399443
Winrar
>nazis winning ww2 because of their supirior leadership and tech
>have to choose which of your friends die
>coma for like ~14 years
>nazis embrace the world with an a great govt structure that benefited the world as a whole
>you dont like that because 'murica
>join rebel militia
>kill all the nazis
>kill old friend you let die who is now a robot slave
>wound bad guy
>bad guy alluh akabars
>choose to an hero to end the Nazi empire
>maybe survive?
>>683396633
fuck you made me kek hard.
also double dubs, checked!
>FUCK BEES
>>683400728
Shadow the Edgehog
>>683400746
Danganropa
>>683400728
sanic
>>683400728
Super Mario Brothers: Episode VII: Shadows of the Mushroom Kingdom
>>683396847
Jurassic Park
>>683400811
Aye
>Aliens made of worms
>Aim for the belly
>nevermind they gave it more armour, good luck scrubs
>>683400816
Wolfenstein
>>683400912
Halo. Fucking Hunters
>>683400633
Right
Next one
>F2P
>spin-off
>dead after this month
>>683400711
No sir.
>Summon little kid samurai
> gets 2 swords
>Save kingdom
>>683400912
Angel crown
>the assembly language game that nobody asked for.
>get bored of life cleaning toilets
>decide to do something useful
>kill millions of evil creatures
>plunder vast worlds
>kill a turtle multiple times
>fuck the princess
>>683396492
wut. need to now this one asap
>>683400880
Surprisingly a Winrar
Next one
>"He's camping"
>"He's using his shield
>"The noob is going to reflect it back"
>High noon
>>683401078
Factorio was already done
>>683400877
Yes, you are correct
>>683401010
Thanks a lot, 343 you fucking assholes.
>>683401099
Murio
Checked
>>683401099
Mario
>magic tanks
>cp decides your fate
>>683395928
Great atmosphere. I spent so much time getting good at the spellcasting.
>>683401099
Super Merio
>>683401099
Luigi Bandicoot the Bowser
>>683400912
This one's not that hard
>Weird aliens attack your planet from beneath the surface
>get indicted for treason for trying to save your dad
>get bust out of prison after 14 years because the army is desperate
> grub killer
>>683401209
War Thunder?
>on an island
>games over already?
>you can fuck the girl
>is it worth it?
Protip: it's not worth it
>>683401271
Gears of War
>>683401137
not factorio
>>683401271
Cogs of Battle
>green is fast
>blue is protect
>red is forward attack
>yellow is backward attack
>>683400167
still unsolved
>>683401318
Far cry 3
Done before
New Thread?
>>683400711
Hint, n64.
>>683401315
russian tanks are overpowered but I am not sure if they qualify for magic. anyway not war thunder.
>>683398428
Cmon guys I basically described the events perfectly
>>683401271
Gears of War 3 it's gotta be gears nigger
>>683401355
Close enough i guess
>>683400610
perfect dark
tbh i never understood the plot
>>683400947
Winrar
>niggers take over the world
>drive a nice car you earn
>look for reasorces
>albino niggers and sandmonkeys want to steal your car
>be me
>18yo blonde scientist
>studying lightsaber used by a titan with magical powers
>whole entire human race living on the fucking corpse of said titan
>>683401435
Star fox
>>683401486
Gow 1-3 dude
