ITT: We poorly/vaguely describe video games and guess them.
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You're a pirate with weird ass hair going on a quest to save some skeleton's pirate costume. you also have this flying chimp that follows you and is able to turn animals into weird shit.
A young boy, a borderline retard and a his friend with poor anger management skills travel on a ship made of gelatin murdering childhood memories while searching for underaged girlfriend and emo best friend.
ding ding ding, winner!
>vacation on island
>pass out drunk at hotel
>people everywhere are attacking you
>find out they aren't people
>fly away on helicopter
>get to military boat
>military attacks you
>other people attack military
>realize they arent people either
>wake up ashore
>to your surprise they arente people either
>find peacefull settlement on island
>find out island is going to be nuked
A bunch of autistic fags get into hundred thousand dollar physics defining machines spitting colors of retardation screaming Russian bias not realizing they suck because they are autistic retards.
>A bunch of autistic fags get into hundred thousand dollar physics defining machines spitting colors of retardation screaming Russian bias not realizing they suck because they are autistic retards.
>Trapped in a dark room
>Demonic entities charge at you from every direction
>It feels hopeless, yet you love every second you get.
>Be boy too old to be scared of the dark
>Be boy who is scared of the dark
>Dog gets kidnapped by dark
>have to fight the dark
>Lose alot because fuck this game
>save dog from dark
>Oh shit it was a dream
>Ending confirms it wasn't a dream
>crazy alien wants to destroy all life in universe
>destroy crazy alien
>kill more aliens
>fuck more bitchs
>gotta sacrifice your life to save everyone
>its ok because you prolly have aids
>die and save the universe
Nobody is going to get this.
>Fight in hedgerows
>The tank is asleep, thank god
>Run away from enemy in sewer
>That's a big cannon holyshit
>sniper rifle tiem
>More dark hedgerows
>Faggots in gas masks
>I'm on a boat.wav
>why do the sailors have rifles
>suddenly submarine time, wtf
>Now you're in the snow and you're very fuxxed m8
>Save all the priceless art pieces
>Woops i broke the gyroscope
>life is good
>receive family heirloom
>all men in the family are betrayed and excuted except you
>escape the city to go with your uncle
>hunt down anyone involved in the murder of your family
>find out the puzzle is bigger than you thought and can be tracked down to pre human history
>light shit up
>head through a town, forest, and tombs
>get to Disneyland with snow
>have some fun in a BDSM dungeon
>convince some people to come back with you and sit by the fire
>everything is fucked up
>fight an old friend
>2 second cutscene
Your this prisoner in a big ass prision and the emperor needs to get to this hidden place through a hidden entrance in your cell. Emperor gives you special thing to take to this dude, dude tells you to find his other son. As far as ive gotten
>parachute into battlefield
>manage not to get shot down in the process
>repeat every mission
>(extra hint) has no real story, it is mainly just a bunch of missions.
>wake up at the hospital
>everyone wants you dead
>meet up with old pals
>rebuild your army
>hunt down a burn victim
>fight a giant fucking robot
>salvage the robot
>get the robot stolen by your young clone
>flash back to the begining
>your memories are a lie
Wake up in a cave bc your boat sank. On a mission to save the emperor. Random cave is actually a dungeon and you have to escape to complete your mission in a giant world. Oh and only voice acting is Halt
>be some guy
>have to undertake epic quest for reasons
>recruit trusty allys to assist me
>collect my supplies and start heading out
>stopped dead in your tracks
>invisible forces preventing you from leaving
>suddenly a voice comes to you from nowhere
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
Alright, I have one for you.
>Get hired by corporation
>Crash land on moon
>Kill bandits and strange wildlife on moon
>Retake space station
>Kill some fucking huge ass alien
This one is hard, so ill give more hints
>Be the 70s
>Russians have taken over america during the cold war
>Be a vigilante in a group of vigilantes
>make america great again
>save old man
>force him to look at things you find constantly
>just wants you to stay awhile and listen to him
>continue forcing him to look at stuff
>he ends up dying
>you never stayed.
>you never listened.
>now its too late.
Good luck /b/ros.
Interstellar war between grey aliens and reptilian shapeshifters.
Ongoing conflict on earth between a research institute, studying the greys, and a corporation who is in cahoots with the reptilian shapeshifters in an attempt to acquire alien technology.
As a defense contractor, your job is to extract an AI who is rebelling against the corporation for violating common morals.
Shit gets weird.
>nazis winning ww2 because of their supirior leadership and tech
>have to choose which of your friends die
>coma for like ~14 years
>nazis embrace the world with an a great govt structure that benefited the world as a whole
>you dont like that because 'murica
>join rebel militia
>kill all the nazis
>kill old friend you let die who is now a robot slave
>wound bad guy
>bad guy alluh akabars
>choose to an hero to end the Nazi empire
This one's not that hard
>Weird aliens attack your planet from beneath the surface
>get indicted for treason for trying to save your dad
>get bust out of prison after 14 years because the army is desperate
> grub killer