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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS...
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I want to kill myself every day, but I don't because I'm a coward.
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>>683388862
I've been having suicidal thoughts too. Not sure what to do about it. I already take two antidepressants. I'm so broke I can't afford to go to the doctor anymore. Not sure how I will afford my pills when I need a refill. Costs me over $300 for a 3 month supply of pills.
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>>683388862
>>683389269
also dont feel bad about being a coward bro I have three guns within reach and i can't make myself do it.
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>>683388265
I'm in love with my cousin and he's going a thousand miles away tomorrow to meet up with some chick he met online. Fuck me.
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>>683389600
wasting dubs on such a faggot.
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I ate a baby
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>>683389710
go on...
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>>683388265
I took a shower at my friends house and jerked off in his girlfriend's shampoo and face wash. I also peed a little in their tooth paste.
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>>683388265
I don't read the terms and agreements.
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>>683389763
just curious what motivates you to do these things?
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I ate a million babies. They came from my peehole
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>>683388265
Mtf tranny not really a secret anymore it was a secret from myself.
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>>683389710
Story time anon? Please I need this man.
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>>683389710
gib explanation
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When I was 14 I fucked my horny-ass 9 yo cousin. On my defense she climbed me lul
Please no trackerino FBIerino
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>>683389904
Post feet and sexy panties? Please I need this anon?
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>>683389710
>>683389962
yes please entertain us bro. Otherwise I will drink and smoke more weed and play with firearms
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I jack off while thinking of my dad fucking me.
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>>683390054
damn what was that like? Green text time faggot
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I stole $300 from my best friends mom to buy a guitar when I was 14. Nobody knows.
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>>683388265

I want to fuck a mare.
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raped and molested almost daily from when i was 6 until i was 15. probably gonna kill myself tomorrow
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I pee sitting down

I'm a man
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>>683389842
I just really like the idea that she's rubbing my cum all over her face and not only does she love it, she feel almost at home as the lathers up in my people puddle.
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>>683390363
>>>/mlp/
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>>683390375
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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
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>>683390487
fuckin dyslexia
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When I was thirteen I tried the peanut butter trick with my dog. I also made a habit of letting my dog hump me when I was around six or seven. I'm thinking about getting a big dog sometime soon and grooming it to fuck me.
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>>683390375
Are you a man or a woman?
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>>683388265
I like to be in 'abusive' relationships. I only say abusive because that seems to be the only word that brings the level of care I enjoy to mind. If my partner doesn't want to own me, I don't really see how the relationship can work.
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>>683390812
If it's a woman you're gonna ask her to post tits aren't you?
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>>683390690
My you're ambitious.
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>>683390812
woman
>inb4 youre gonna kill yourself anyway so might as well post tits
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>>683390375
how are you gonna do it?
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>>683391241
probably just hang myself, nothing special. or a bunch of sleeping pills. not sure yet.
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>>683391223
Jesus, no I wasn't even gonna ask but here's the way I look at it, you gotta take the good with the bad. Even if the bad is your dad's dick. Man up bitch.
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I work janitorial in a private Catholic school/church grades k-8 and I sniff all the older girls shoes and gym clothes and bate. The lockers literally do not have any locks on them.
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I start everyone of these atheist threads.
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>>683388265
> i once broke into my neighbors house when i was 13
>they were gone on vacation and i used it as my hangout for a whole week
> drank all their liquor,
> jerked off in every room in their house
> invited a slightly slutty girl from a couple blocks down and got my first blowjob while sitting ontheir kitchen counter
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>>683391820
dads dead, cant get a stiffy no more. and i was raped by my brother, not my dad.
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>>683391892
Doing fine work there son
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>>683391945
Did you sniff any of the panties and shoes? Did you eat any of their food?
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I jack off in my underwear all the time.
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>>683388862
LeL kek I always want to kill myself cause I'm a spineless fool too
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I commited the Whitechapel murders
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>>683392043
What the fuck?
With what?
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>>683389710
I also like eggs
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>>683392107
i used one of her panties to jerk off, didnt sniff them though, no used ones anyway. just clean ones in their drawer
and there was no leftovers or anyhting, just basic non perishables. did eat some of their chips and some vienna sausages. but i wasnt there to eat
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>>683388862
Listen here faggot, i have reasons to believe that your suicidal thoughts are a product of your low self esteem, and right now your brain thinks that and hero is the only way out of what you think is a shithole. Your altered perspective upon life is driving you towards your own death. But keep in mind that you are doing this to yourself, most of suicidal thoughts cases are related to the above mentioned cause. So i would suggest the following. Get some money to visit a shrink, this shit can be medicated fairly easy, some Prozac will most likely do the job. Then with the help of your therapist start working on your self confidence, find the activity that you think suits you the most and excel at it. Trust me your perspective upon life and the quality of it will improve tenfold. That applies to all suicidal faggots on this cancer-board.
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im a brony thats legit all I got cause I have no life
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>>683392384
what?
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I love my Sister, and i love her nude body. I touch her when shes sleeping, i stole her nude pictures of her smartphone and i spy her in the bathroom
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>>683390375
Why wait?
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Im the anon that will call you a cunt waffle in one thread just for the sake of argument, and then tell you how much you mean to me as a /b/rother in another thread. I hate and love you all.
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>>683392566
has she ever woken up to you touching her?
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>>683391592
Urgh i wanna whiteknight and help you so bad right now. Best friend hung himself years ago and it still affects everyone around him. God i'm a faggot
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>>683392566
show us
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>>683392683
its late and i wanna get one good night's sleep ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ that and the headlights on my car are broken and i dont really wanna get pulled over
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I was raped by my babysitter for years. I think he's the reason why I can't get off without being held down.

He messaged me on Facebook the other day. He offered to meet and catch up. He's married with a wife and kids. I'm thinking about taking him up on it.
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>>683388265

I want to fuck my best friend's wife, really bury into her and cum deep inside of her, impregnate her.

I molested my dog a few years back, horny and lonely are a bad combination
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>>683390568
>88
Lazy shit, think this is a game?
What have you killed this 1/4 century?
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>>683392825
its ok /b/ro we're all faggots <3
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I ended up making out with a drunk milf while I was a bus boy at a Mexican restaurant. She had huge fake lips and she tasted like cigarettes and tequila, it was awesome.
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>>683392753
shut the fuck up you cunt waffle
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>>683392814
No never
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>>683392962
love you too /b/rother
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I will cheat on my gf on thursday
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I am over 35 and married. I am in another state for work. I made an acquaintance with a 19 year old girl and we became friends. About a month ago she showed up at my place at around 2:00 am when I was nearly blackout drunk and proceeded to fuck me stupid.

This has become a semi-regular occurrence. I have told no one.
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I've cheated on my girlfriend with 6 women.

1st was some gross bar slut when I was blind drunk. Unprotected sex, couldn't cum.

2nd was a 17 year old at my high school brothers party (was 21 at the time, is legal in Canada). Unprotected sex, couldn't cum. Freshest pussy I have ever eaten.

3rd was my 18 year old cousin (three degrees of separation). She blew me, I ate her out on a long car trip.

4th was a girl I met on /soc/. Ate her out, neck cramp put things on hold.

5th was a coworker, we had gross sex in a van cab on the way back from a club, went back to my apartment and sealed the deal. Finished inside her.

6th was an old friend last week, we were hanging out and watching TV and it just sorts happened. Absolute 10/10 body.

I don't even really feel bad. I love my gf but I've just sorta disconnected sex from the emotional part of the relationship.
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saw my sisters nudes on her phone and now i wanna fuck, got so hard looking at them
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>>683393073
i continually cheat on my girlfriend
last time i posted about it /b/ rallied against me as an asshole
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>>683393114
How'd you meet her? Is she hot? Does she have a bush? Post pics?
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>>683392551
Never mind. Show us your tits
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>>683393255
because 90% of /b/ has never had a girlfriend
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I once made out with a busboy at a Mexican restaurant after a tequila too many. One of his zits popped in my face. Never again.
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>>683393124
Should add: roommate and girlfriend caught me with the last one, sort of. 100% sure they could hear us/figure it out. Now she's being super flirty with me whenever roomie isn't in the room. She's my absolute dream woman even without sex, but my roomie is my best friend. Would still destroy her huge, high test ass though.
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I'm a senior in high school and fucked my 43 year old teacher the other day.
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>>683393346
well, i think their point was more that I'm in a relationship with someone that genuinely loves me, and while i care about her, i dont care enough to stop cheating
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dat boi is me
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I sniff and bate to my best friends mom's panties almost everyday. She's not even that hot but she has huge boobs and a fat bootay.
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>>683393208
show us
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>>683393255
you mean a bunch of faggots said some shit in a thread?
Don't make this more than what it is you piece of shit.
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>>683392099
* "god's work"
>you wasted that comment
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>>683393436
Story time anon? Is she hot? Is she married? Does she have a bush?
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>>683390453
and you're not making brown?
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>>683393619
didnt save em, just fapped to them like a madman
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>>683393708
blonde hot and tall, single, waxed.
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>>683393297

I won't say specifically how we met, too many personal details. It was a professional setting, I'll say that much.

Yes she is hot, although she is a drug addict (on and off, she is now off). She has a tiny figure, can't weigh more than a dime over 100 lbs, and has absurdly large breasts for her frame thanks to where she claims lineage (a west european country, no more specifics).

She does not have a bush, she shaves to the skin.

She is crazy, but not in a malicious way, this means she fucks great but doesn't lash out at people. My kinda gal.

I felt weird when she had me over to "keep her safe" because I was sleeping in her and her boyfriends bed. He was not there. I feel bad for the guy to be honest.
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>>683392340
Wrong decade bro. No one cares. Go make headlines tomorrow. What are you even waiting for?
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>>683388265
I am not emotionally involved in my relationship and honestly wish to be alone, but also have been with so any partners in my life that i know my feelings wont change, and so id rather be with someone than no one. It's a fucking paradoxical thought if that actually made any sense.
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every time I drink coffee I remember my ex girlfriend and i cry.
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>>683392950
You'll never know.
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>>683393436
Horny teacher fucks a hormonal high school student... how difficult for her to do... she has so few choices... no teacher ever did that before... no students have banging a teacher as a favorite sexual fantasy... nope... things like that never happen... no teacher was ever caught and becomes a major news story... nope... never happens...
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>>683392340
No you didn't.
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>>683393659
isnt that just every thread then? normally /b/ isnt as coherent and logical
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I used to go on /b/ to laugh at you fags then I realized I was one of you fags
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I pretend to cum for my bf and don't know if I should ever tell him because I don't want to hurt his ego.
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>>683394217
Careful of them edges, son. Don't get hurt
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I jack off on omegle 4ish times a week. GF doesn't know and she'd strongly disapprove...
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>>683390171

>be 14
>chillin at cousin's
>8 yo
>lil bitch listens to shitty negro hip hop and reggaeton
>she and her friends are all basically tryhard hoes
>she and her friends like (trying to) dance sexily
>auntie has to go out for a couple hours
>"hey anon, can i trust you the house? I gotta pick up your uncle"
>an hour later, she's listening J Balvin or smth
>i go check on her just cause
>she comes up to me
>"dance w me anon"
>she's kidding me
>"sure whatever"
>after a couple songs i get tired and lie on her bed to check phone
>she comes up to me
>sits on me
>WutFace
>"what are you-"
>she kisses me, takes off my shirt, then hers
>starts kissing my neck and playin with my hair
>confused as fuck
>remember i'm a beta fuck and haven't had any romantic moment besides my first kiss, with same cousin
>fuckit.bmp
>kiss her back, she takes off my jeans and shorts, also hers
>i end up with my tralala inside my loli cousin for absolutely no reason and without regrets
>ass is soft, moves it g00d tho
>after that day, she acts like a dick w me, like w everybody else

Was good, mate
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I jacked off a friend of mine when he was passed out drunk at a party the night before we were sent on military deployment. He still has no idea it happened.
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I grow marijuana in my room for about year, in my country its highly illegal
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>>683392340
>>683390568
I commited the Whitechapel murders
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>>683392861
Give him your sweet pussy & ass, baby. No but really if you were actually raped you probably shouldn't go back and fuck your rapist. You're just mentally damaged and probably need therapy.
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>>683393872
Seems likely enough. That's what people do.
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>>683394691
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>>683388265
I jack it with shitty hotel quality bar soap (the kind that makes your hands really chap) and fucked up my dick really bad (it looks like a fucking oval). This was three years ago and I'm still waiting to move out or get found out.
>Feelsbadman.jpeg
I have moar if u guys ask.
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>>683390054
>Horny 9 year old

You're so full of shit...
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>>683394207
Are you male or female? And you would rather be with someone that doesnt make you happy then find something that does? How many partners have you had to make you feel this way?
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>>683394213
Why?
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>>683391892
b8?

otherwise nice life you got going there.
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>>683395085
No he's just, and I say this as a guy that would rail the fuck out of a horny 14 yo, a pedophile that justifies fucking children
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>lost my virgin to a young prostitute when i was 16
>after sex i found i forgot bring money
>panic
>slipped away when she was showering
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>>683395036
hah yeah, it felt wrong but i got so hard doing it and it was my only chance so i fapped hard as fuck to them, felt good to cum but i felt guilty after

we were on vacation with my family and she left her phone in the room before we went to the pool
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>i have such a deep level of thinking, best way to describe it
>i can literally, put myself in a situation like im physically there
>inb4 yeah i can do that
>some times my vision seems to sort of disappear because im so deep in thought
>can feel the wind and hear the waves if think about the beach
>some times i have said things that there'd be no way i would have known
>yes i have taken a bunch of acid and shrooms in the past
>thats my super secret
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>>683392546
Listen to this shit anon! This is true I've even experienced it myself.
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i once was a nigger
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>>683394966
What!? I Committed the white castle murders
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>>683388265
Sucked off a horse and dog once.
Fucked by the dog.
Picture of myself.
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I want to fuck my friends mom I have known since I was 8 (I am 26 now).

She has a gut, ugly face, but something about her turns me on.

She's been single for years & I know shes lonely & craves a cock in her. Today she was drunk on mothers day.

She views me as a surrogate son so I don't know if she would ever be down. I'm just too much of a pussy to make any overt moves, because if it backfires she'll likely tell everybody & my reputation would be tarnished.

She doesn't work and I can easily go over to her house any day all day if I wanted where would be alone.

Game plan anons?
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My car's mom tried to finger me in the back of my friend
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>be me
>at a white elephant party or whatever it's called
>it's in a hospital, being thrown for a young teenaged patient
>I didn't want to join as I came unprepared
>table is full of big packages, and I didn't want to grab one because I didn't know anyone there
>the kid in the bed got a glass dolphin, and some red bull
>I though she wouldn't mind if I nicked them, as she wouldn't have any use for them
>I did it
>stares
It was a very embarrassing experience that I still think about after 5 years
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>>683388265
my secret is I hate that stupid fucking picture
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>>683395541
moar pls
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Despite the fact that I love them very much, I sometimes get these random homicidal thoughts towards my own girlfriend and son that I never, ever act on. They terrify me.
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>be me
>at a white elephant party or whatever it's called
>it's in a hospital, being thrown for a young teenaged patient
>I didn't want to join as I came unprepared
>table is full of big packages, and I didn't want to grab one because I didn't know anyone there
>the kid in the bed got a glass dolphin, and some red bull
>I though she wouldn't mind if I nicked them, as she wouldn't have any use for them
>I did it
>stares
It was a very embarrassing experience that I still think about after 5 years.
Am I a bad person?
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>>683395334
Sure. Probably you wouldn't just send them to yourself, and Jack off at your leisure. Probably just jacked off right next to the unattended phone. That's a thing people do.
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>>683395365
Same 'ere
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>>683395085
Its something in the water mang
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>>683395715
act on them you fuckin faggot ass pussy
>Why are you all so fucking boring.
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>>683395677
>>683395777
I don't have any idea the first one went through, I forgot the captcha.
Nice gets though
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>>683395798
i wish i did, but i was too nervous to get caught with them. it would be pretty awkward to have nudes of your sister on your phone dont you think
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>>683394989
Best advice itt
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>>683395193
We used to drink coffee together everyday
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Currently on a long masturbation session using my sister-in-laws panties. Hehe
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>>683391223
welll...if you are going to kill yourself anyway, you might as well post tits.

I mean you might have given up on life but I still have my goal to fap to as many different pairs of tits as I can.
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Feeling depressed sometimes. Have wanted to kill myself but havent cause im either stubborn or a pussy
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>>683395365
A) I've taken far more than you
B) this isn't a thing that happens
C) underage b&
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>>683395692
More.
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>>683395715
It's sort of common. Kind of like testing yourself, i read once
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>>683396037
>>>/Googleimages/
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>>683396007
Post inside of panties for proof?
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>>683388862
This always makes me feel better anon
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>>683395607
need answers bros
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>>683396119
Yes. I agree with this 'more' attitude. Come now, little one... more.
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>>683395044
Good buzzmeme retard

(Sarcasm btw*)
*by the way
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I'm transgender but haven't begun my transition yet despite the worsening gender dysphoria I feel... also underage b&.
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>>683395798
Not that guy, but I would be anxious about leaving any traces when sending pics or vids to myself
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>>683390568
Prove
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>>683396588
>transgender
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>>683390982
Well dont know about him, but i am.
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>>683395677
>>683395777
DUBS AND TRIPS CONFIRM BAD PERSON
you HAVE to kill yourself anon
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>>683396588
Post feet?
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>>683396445
More.
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>>683392904
This is one of those times that visiting a prostitute is a good idea. Just to get that edge off, no one needs to know.
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[x] Was raped as a kid
[x] Tried to kill myself multiple times
[x] Had sex for drugs
[x] Lied to my parents and friends almost every day
[x] Chickened out of meeting an online love because of an anxiety attack
[x] Whore myself out on Omegle to feel better about myself

Just to name a few.
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>>683396246
it's running low. I've been doing this a long time, and you'd be surprised how quickly one woman per fap session adds up.
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>>683396361
;_;7
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>>683392566
Pics or didnt happen.
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>>683396943
don't you get enough attention in your own trap-camwhore threads?
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I committed the Whitechapel murders.
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>>683389269
Thanks obama
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>>683394804
What country?
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>be 14
>jack it with shitty hotel quality bar soap
>(the kind that makes your hands really chap) >fucked up my dick really bad
>(it looks like a fucking oval).
>Feelsbadman.jpeg
>fast forward 1 year
>find masturbation forum
>people talking about jacking it and shit
>stumble upon people talking about being open about it with friends
>gets stupid fucking idea
>tells all my friends who are losers that I jack it at a party and ask them too?
>give me disgusted face
>"you do that, anon?"
>mfw I alienated 8 of my bestest friends
>1 still brings it up every time we cross paths
>my new friends are a narcissistic fat ass gone anorexic, a sociopath, and a full blown hipster

Pt. 2 soon
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>>683395181
Im a male, and i really dont want to sound douchy about my partners because its really something i honestly regret to a certain extent, but approx 12-13. Thats the paradoxical effect though. I can find very little trace evidence that im not "happy", im just at a very neutral contentment, making me feel not emotionally involved in the slightest. Im just blurring through the experience knowing that im very stable in my position, academically, financially, and i have someone to hold and feel appreciation for, which keeps me satisfied but not overtly so. Leading me to continue. But like i said, im also feeling a deep desire to be alone, and it is at equal intensity as the contrary. So i end up just standing in this purgatory of feeling and decision, because both paths at the moment are providing me with deep satisfaction, and i lived both, so i dont really know what to make of it, im 20 years old for christ sake, am i just experiencing late-angst or edge? Big man's first existential crisis?
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>>683389766
Fucking savage!
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>>683397500
You know shit People anon
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>>683389855
You understand very little about human biology
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>>683396917
here you go kind sir
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>>683394691
You should tell, how the fuck can he improve his game if you are lying and faking.
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I commited the Whitechapel murders
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>>683389269
Sometimes if you write to the manufacturing company they pay for three months. I was on name brand duragesic. Check prices for 1 100mic patch. I paid 1000 for 10. I wrote then told then about my accident and they helped me get them for 50$ and it was a narcotic.
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>>683397721
I meant to say my 8 friends aren't losers. theyre all into sports and either ripped or on varsity. Of course I alienated all of them...
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>>683390453
I do too. Its way relaxter and no aim shit
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>>683396854
eh, regardless of what people say even if it is a mental disorder which I believe it is, transitioning solves my problems with gender dysphoria and I get to have boobs and enjoy being a chick, win win for me tbh
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>>683390453
real men go for efficiency

sitting down is more efficient
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>>683392546
He can't even afford his pills and you suggest a therapist. Do I really need to point out what's wrong with your argument?
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>>683391945
Jerked off in every room....

dna....

smart move retarded dicksucker
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>>683398164
Depression is a mental disorder. You don't see anyone realistically suggesting a shotgun blast to the face is a solution to depression. Same with body dysmorphia, transitioning will only make you feel more fucked up. Trust me.
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>>683398164
You won't be a chick. You'll realize you're a dude with a mutilated penis and fake breasts and you'll fucking kill yourself.
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>>683396961
I have heavy anxiety, I go limp when actually with a girl (tried back in 09, firs time ever, was called gay a bunch, left a pretty bad scar on me)
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>>683397046
Possible way of meeting you on Omegle tonight?
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>>683392861
Stockholm Syndrom faggot
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>>683392402
Thinks eggs are babies........
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>>683396119
>>683395541
Story on horse with details.


>>683394989
Can I get examples or sympthons on a girl that mentally damaged from molestation. I need to know and google is no help. From 10 to 18age
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>>683397862
post tits and pussy
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I listen to Macintosh +, Blank Banshee, Rick Astely, Pink Guy, Rap piano covers, sensual rap, and the sounds of silence unironically. they all hold an important place in my heart somehow...
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>>683392566
Every teen ever, everywhere
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>>683398496
eh, I don't mind tbh

>>683398501
1) not having surgery on my dick because fuck that
2) the breasts actually grow naturally from the hormones
3) I know I won't be a chick but I can dream anon
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>>683395607
You just said it. Go to her house, pretend you wanna talk about some shit, then make a move.
>inb4 move is jumpkissing her
Make a good move faggot
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>>683398617
everyone knows stork eggs are actually babies. where the fuck do you think you came from?
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>>683398510
Sure... we put the same likes. What timezone are you in?
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>>683398504
if you ever get close to a female, be honest about that and once you get comfortable around her you should be able to keep it up
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>>683398501
True
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>>683398749
male to female anon, I'm a guy transitioning to a "woman"
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i c ded ppl
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>>683388265
I'm a soldier of 9 years and I've been with my qt 3.14 GF for 7 years. For five of those years I've been in love with a Muslim girl who's been my closest friend since we were teenagers and it can never be, because of her religion and my way of life. It breaks my heart every day and no one knows.
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>>683398954
Post cute panties and socks?
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>>683399146
sounds like a shitty lifetime soap opera my mom would watch
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>>683399146
Does she have a bush? Is she hot? Big boobs?
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I'm really insecure about my weight and lied to a guy on Skype about it.
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>>683399293
Is your mom hot? Post her dirty panties?
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I "accidentally" sent a full body nude to my niece via snapchat. We're technically only months apart in age, and we didn't grow up in the same household. I've had a crush on her since childhood.
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>>683398887
I pretty much shut myself away after that. I can a knot in my chest just thinking about getting intimate anymore.
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>>683399397
Post butt?
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I sucked some fat dude off for 50 bucks to buy cocaine when i was 16. Also had at least 7 casual encounters on Craigslist as a younger. Oh i also raped my aunt when she was passed out drunk when i was around 15. I don't do these things no more and have no desire to do them. But the thoughts of what i use to do eat me up sometimes.
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>>683399146
Retard
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>>683388265
My mother and I fuck now and then. Mothers' Day is a lot better now that she gets a hot dicking as a gift.
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>>683399498
How did she react? Is she hot? Do you sniff her panties and gym shoes?
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>>683392861
These guys
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>>683399627
Post her butthole?
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>>683397046
If sounds like you have some issues that omegle cant fix. Go out and get you a boyfriend or somebody that cares and stop feeling sorry for yourself maybe?
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>>683399293
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>>683399627
Pics of mom
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>>683398954
literally just realized im trans this week, will work on it tho anon, in the future you'll probably see me posting my shitty tits in this cancerous hellhole
>>683398954
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>>683399540
Youngin* not younger.
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>>683399627
pic related? theres no way thats your mother
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>>683399864
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Kinda wanna become a trap. Messed around with foundation and contour, etc. And I could actually pass for a girl, I would just need to grow my hair out. Also the problem being I don't want any friends or family knowing I want to dress up in lingerie, bunny suits, etc just for males to lust after me.
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>>683399164
see >>683399852
I'm too retarded to do this properly on my phone apparantly
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>>683389403
I had suicidal thoughts and had guns in my house. I gave them to my younger brother until this hard time is over. That was 2 years ago. Still having suicidal thoughts from time to time.
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>>683399864
You'd be surprised.
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>>683396007
>>683396249
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>>683397046
Damn, what could be worse? Name so more anon.
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Used to watch my ex's mom change and strip naked through a crack in the bathroom door way... Huge tits an a stupid fat round ass... Instant rock hard boner... Didn't for months... One day got the courage to barge in on her when she got out... Acted as if I wasn't aware she was there... She jumped said omg I stared... Oops so sorry... Damn....I really should have snuck a camera in there.. Oh and my exs sister to! Dear lord!
Also... Found a CD with porn in ex's mom.. Mom had nudes if her self stored in it...stole the CD.
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>>683394213
Same with cigs, I don't cry tho, I just feel melancholic
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>>683400102
how old is she? post more pics then
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>>683399146
when should religion, way of life, profession, or anything get in the way of love? If you love her anon, you should try to make it happen
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>>683399632
As soon as I sent it I did the whole "OH SHIT DON'T CLICK IT FUCK FUCK FUCK" reaction thing, but she ended up clicking on it anyway. She didn't have much of a reaction, just said that we'll forget about it. Kind of a shame because now we don't talk as much as we use to-- sort of regretting it. Maybe she saw through it, maybe she's already picked up on my feelings for her.
Use to steal her panties from the bin and jack off while sniffing them back when we were 16. She's very attractive, half black half asian.
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>>683400102
Feels good the lie? Nigger post a normal pic
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>>683399776
Only pic I got of her and I in the buff.
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>>683400275
i donno, didnt work out too well for Anakin Skywalker...
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>>683400214
Share the pics nigger
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Coat hanger abortions work just make sure the hanger is red hot and i mean fuckin hot
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>>683399397
Well that doesnt sound bad at all....
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>>683400241
She's 52 this year, I'm 30. No more pics though.
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>>683394795
Do you ever regret raping your friend? Do you think he has any idea?
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>>683388265
I once had consensual sex in the missionary position
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My gf sometimes comes home right after school and sometimes when I look at her panties she has cum all on the inside, she claims she was thinking about having sex and it got her wet.. Do you think she's cheating
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>>683400693
Bulllshiiiiiiit
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>>683394691
maybe don't tell him, but definitely try to coach him to where he can actually make you cum, otherwise, whya fuck at all?
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>>683400802
She is.
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>>683388265
I want to be heavily stalked and raped, just so I have an excuse to kill myself
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One time, I almost had sex with my neighbor who's ugly as fuck and pretty damn cringe.
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>>683400415
Thats cause anakins a fucking sociopath. Not saying that those things dont get in the way, its just that you should ignore them if they do, cause they shouldn't, and people will understand that too
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>>683400788
Blah blah sole purpose of procreation blah blah. Kill yourself.
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>>683400291
If I'm lieing then I'm lieing, if I'm not lieing then I'm not lieing. I lose nor gain anything whether or not you believe me. Either believe my post or don't, but don't be salty just because you can't fuck your mom, let alone on Mothers' Day.
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>>683401000
Hey mom. I just got trips.
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>>683394084
You lucky bastard!
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>>683400886
I thought girls can just get really wet sometimes
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I'm convinced my girlfriend of 4 months is cheating and our 12 year old son might not be mine.
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>>683388862
You're worth it faggot stay alive or I will kill you myself.
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>>683400693
thats not the body of a 52 year old and yeah what this guy said>>683400830
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>>683388265
Sometimes when I take a shit I sneeze and it makes me fart. Really hard. It hurts.
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>>683399796
The closest I've come to a boyfriend is a fuccboi I had sex with for a while.

>>683400197
Umm... I've been in orgies on ketamine with a bunch of a bunch of guys and me... I don't know. My life was shit. I'm sort of back on track now
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>>683401000
BTFO by trips (checked, btw)

>trips declares redditfag is a fag
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>>683401110
Kek
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I am sexually attracted to my two younger sisters (they're of legal age.) To be honest, I am considering doing some seriously weird black magic to try and force an attraction.

I would really like to do weird bdsm shit with them. Not risking pics, just be assured that they are both fit and attractive. Kind of guida, but you can't have everything. We're not actually related biologically.
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>>683400974
What stopped you?
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>>683400830
See >>683401061
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>>683400802
LUL
Prepare a master plan to make her confess.
Ooooor you could just ask her
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I have terminal Peyronie's Disease. My gf wants to get married next year, I haven't told her I'll be dead in 4 months.
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>>683388265
I eat my own cum regurarly... I am straight white male and my gf still doesnt know...
I am not even sure if I should continue doing it...
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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>>683394207
Fuck man this is how I am and I have always been but unable to put it into words like this. It sounds even more depressing then it feels.
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>>683397525
sounds like me
if you like keeping her happy and she is into you, why not? It probably won't last forever but its nice while it lasts.

keep on keeping on anon
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Love taking creep videos
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>>683401169
You're a femanon right? My gf sometimes comes home right after school and sometimes when I look at her panties she has cum all on the inside, she claims she was thinking about having sex and it got her wet.. Do you think she's cheating. I thought girls can just get wet sometimes
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My friend baby sister was getting a bath and I pulled the baby tub from under her and she drowned
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>>683401249
crop the faces and post pics
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>>683400893
we can arrange that. what country?
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>>683401450
>>683401474
Holy fucking shit. I never in my life thought others were thinking this shit. Oh thank christ
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>>683401252
Her grandfather coming home. Though, looking back on it, I really don't wanna have sex with someone that ugly and cringey.
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>>683401061
Sorry unlike these guys here i am not that typ of sick in the head. And i find it really fucking disgusting. But hey keep on pretending you are a somebody, i mean you are on 4chan, but dont say anything about it in the real world cause we will spit you out like the fucking retard you are.
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>>683397046
that you anx?
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>>683401102
Ofcourse they can, just not from u.
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>>683401280
>>683400802
Sorry, unrelated pic went throu
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Hell is real, but it actually belongs to Hel.

All the fire and torture? It's from old medieval wars that are still fought in the spirit realm.

But the people are made of light. They just don't notice.
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>>683401073

I agree. I guess I was in the right place at the right time, she did most of the footwork to get things hot and heavy.
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>>683399503
well im all out of good advice

cut your balls off with a sharp knife, then you won't worry about getting laid
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>>683398854
Gmt +1
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>>683401440
Hahahaha this is awesome
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Ok last time this post was up, I posted about my friend who had been abused and was in to rape sex and who I did just that to her after a party but she didn't know it was me, anyway yesterday she said she needed to talk and told me what happened to her and I played my part asking if she's OK and suggesting she should find out who and stuff to which she didn't say much. So I pushed harder acting like I was getting angry at her for not complaining but that's when she said she didn't do everything to fight the guys off so I asked why and she said that it's one of the best sex had in ages and that apart from being terrifying sheer didn't mind the getting raped part and that she enjoyed. So now I'm stuck between telling her the truth or repeating what I did it not doing anything because after this she's been a whore going for anyone and I'd rather it be me that some random dickhead, any thoughts?
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>>683401501
Girls can "just get wet sometimes", but wetness or discharge doesn't look like a guy's cum. Confront her if you're not sure. And stop checking her panties after she comes home like what the fuck

>>683401684
Yep, who are you?
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>>683394213
Details?
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I'm a middle school teacher, and last Wednesday a female student of mine sucked my cock and licked my balls.

I'm going back to school later today (Monday) and I could be arrested during class. Currently considering calling in sick.
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>>683401450
*Continued* but yeah, and i dont like the idea of self-diagnosing, and i also dont really like the idea of developing it, but im beginning to wonder if im experiencing signs of depression . Man that would blow
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I was recently diagnosed with terminal depression. I won't live to see my sister birth our son. she has no idea
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>>683402094
no name, just anon. I assumed you were dead.
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I jacked off my dog
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>>683391824
You're a walking stereotype. Do you have a combover, big 70's glasses, and toe-thumbs??
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>>683398854
EST
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>>683397046

You feel better because others react. I know that emotion.

Does it give you benefits, or the illusion of such while actually "taking one for the team?"

Careful, the implication alone can spout a lot of bad stuff.

>multiple personality disorders
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>>683402276
>my sister birth our son
ok
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>>683402276
>my sister birth our son

greentext before you die please
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>>683402276
lulz
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>>683402050
Dang.
Talk to her about it, just tell her. Unless you wanna make a huge shitshow you likely won't be able to keep up
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>>683402094
I didn't just randomly check her panties lol she took them off and said she was thinking about fucking me, but I don't know because I can tell she likes me allot even as much Astro tell me she loves me every day (we've been dating for 6 months) I just get a little suspicious because I've been cheated on before
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I want to fuck my sister don't know I'd even go about it
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>>683402303
Oh, well, I'm not

>>683402276
There's no such thing as a terminal depression, fuccboi

>>683402366
What are you talking about?
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>>683398736
Plz respond
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>>683390363
JRHNBR
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>>683401621
>i find it disgusting
>find it disgusting
>disgusting
You do know where you are, right? This is /b/. People post everything from shit that belongs on /pol/ to porn to rekt threads. Mother/son incest disgusts you? Well, forgive my asking, but then why are you on /b/ if there are worse things on this board?
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>>683402401
Please
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>>683402513
good, I thought I'd missed out on seeing those tits
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>>683397500
>MFW I send people away from me so they don't spend their time with a sociopath and they come back for life advice.

Try to rape people before they become murderers.

Great job tooth-brain, you have helped mankind and deserve some peace and calm now. By the way tooth-brain is when I think focused on my teeth only.
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>>683402480
Dont do it. Incest is for sick fucks.
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Where to start
1) ive stolen thousands of dollars and other things among
2) i pretty much want to have sex with all my (girl) cousins and sister
3) pretty much the only thing that gets me off is incest or underage (yes i know i should kill my self
4) i want to kill myself but to beta
5) ive masturbated into my friends sisters panties and put them back with the cum stain
6) i cummed in other girls panties but were not gonna talk about that and put them back
7) if i got the chance id cheat on my gf but again to beta
I have lots more
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>>683402630
I've posted my tits in these threads a bunch of times
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>>683392546
Hunt posted yet, but I've been having g deeply suicidal thoughts for about a year. Meds and a shrink have not helped. Healthy eating, exercise, improved my position at my job. Still having suicidal thoughts. So what now?
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>>683402660
Well u have a gf that's pretty alpha rich there how u wish to continue is alll on you.
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>>683402441
Im thinking about it but don't know how I open the fact that I basically raped her even if she did like it, any way I was thinking I'd ask again if she's OK like honestly and then tell her.
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>>683401494
Let's share? What's your Kik? I have mom friends videos
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>>683402719
Read image >>683396361
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I started talking to an old friend from high school a while back. She said her husband (teen parents) neglected her because she had the baby and he isnt into it.
>fuck it
go over and indulge her. I eat her out and its actually really fun and we have a good time.

She blocked me on facebook the next day and i hadnt heard from her in a year or two. Today i finally hit her up and ask her if i did a bad job. She says i did a good job but she was afraid of her feelings for me. Find out her husband killed herself recently. She already has another boyfriend.

None of my friends know that I was involved her, but everyone knows about the suicide, it blew up and everyone knows her now. they would all despise me and may even blame me for the suicide.

Really want to go back and eat her out again. maybe even go further. . . It feels kind of good being that secret home wrecker.
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I am a legit sex addict. I'm not good looking but I have a nice cock and when the thought pops in my head, I can't do anything about it until I get laid. The hunger gets me laid a lot but it's not nearly satisfying anymore. Yes, women.
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>>683397500
I have jacked off in all my friends houses because I didn't want to have a boner from looking at videogame characters being submitted by their enemies while playing games.

Do you think you are weird? Ha! Get on my level scrub.
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>>683402603
I dont mind reading about it, i like rekt etc but no i would never fuck my mother.
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>>683388265
>I understand these seem minuscule problems to most but whateve's.

I've been hanging out with the girl that broke my heart again after 9 month hiatus. It's weird, we picked up like nothing had happen between us.

For the most part, no one knows that I've been doing this. Not even my best friend. If people found out that I were hanging out with her again, I would be in a load of shit.

But it's weird because it feels so good to say fuck it and be with her. When I'm kicking the shit with her, it's like we bring out the bad out of each other.

Very much like that Unity episode of Rick and Morty. Everything is fun and I'm doing random stupid shit like I use to do back in my early 20's.

I've been telling myself that I won't get hurt again and I won't love her again. Unfortunately, I told one of my close bros all the shit we've been doing and said I'm still clearly madly in love with her. The way I talk about her, my tone, my face expressions and my excitement were all give a ways I guess. Which is weird because I thought I wasn't, at least I've been telling myself that.

Shit's dumb... Stay awesome /b/ros.
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Just started cheating on my wife today, feels great, I feel happy again, don't feel bad about it at all
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>>683401614
welcome to being emotionally impaired

I've been working on having more emotions, its going slowly but its working I think
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>>683402706
then one more wont hurt.
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>>683401536
Hard to find one that fits the bill. They're all close-up selfies.
The older one's a little wannabe twitter starlet.
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>>683388265
Why would you entice people to post revealing things about themselves? That's unkind, please delete this thread and go do something worthwhile with your life
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I piss into the sink of every house I visit. Usually the bathroom sink, but I've also done kitchen sinks a few times.
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>>683403277
Kik me
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>>683402050
seen this posted before

nice try, anon
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>>683403348
SAME. same though. usually kitchen sink after everyone goes to sleep.
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>>683403486
Haha, thought I was the only one.
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>>683402890
Good point lol
Yes, that's a good start, i didn't mean just breaking it out like "Hey, enjoyed that night's rape? Cause it was me, LUL"
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>>683403547
oh my god you too?
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>>683403439
can do
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>>683402256
I wonder the same thing sometimes, my younger brother just got diagnosed with major depression *shrug*
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>>683389763
That's not normal
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>>683403187
There is no such things as miniscule problems. There is only order and chaos, and they exist in balance.

And anyone who disagrees doesn't want to help others get happy and doesn't deserve to be helped to be made happy as a result, the art is to tell people to help themselves as precise as possible, and that is ironically the best way to actually help people.

Did you try doing less shit and more awesome heroic deeds in which both of you fully agree to die in if you should as much as lay a hair on an innocent soul?
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>>683388265
>Was raped 2 years ago thought i got over it. But i cant even get it up with a girl still. Tried going at it with a halfie and it just went completely flaccid.
>After getting raped never felt attracted to a guy again.
Ive only told one person this (I guess now you guys). And it doesn't bother me that i cant get it up, it lets me focus on school, gym, and work a lot more. I also stopped caring about women for the most part.
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>>683394207
"paradoxon" means stability. So yes it does make sense.
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>>683388265
I really don't like your thread please delete it

that's my secret
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>>683404005
ok, if you want :(
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>>683403481
Yeah cus It was me last time, in a thread with the same picture. This is follow up on it.
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>>683390820
Just jealousy and emotional abuse, or worse?
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