Waifu Claiming thread
>The Silence Game thread
Roll dubs, become silenced. To become unsilenced, one anon must roll dubs higher than you. Posts ending in 00 resets.
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando. One claim per anon.
>No shipping
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum. No lewd.
>Don't be gay
>We know you masturbate. Stop talking about it.
>No posts with focal point on sexual objects or speech(This includes pictures)
>No birds
>Insult other waifu
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: You're waifu a shit
Shinoa claimed
>>683383817
kagami claimed
>i screwed up a good thing edition
>>683383303
I like it!
>Something rather cryptic that leaves room for imagination
That's always a good thing, I imagine. Gotta make the player really get into it, yeah?
>Shiragami Youko claimed
claimed
Night, Hand.
>Shizuru get
here
>>683383817
hey
>>683383942
It is. But eh. I plan on serving the navy
>>683383788
Goodnight then.
>>683383817
You can't silence me
>>683384256
>navy
oh weird, i was thinking of joining too
>>683383654
Internet sarcasm. I've felt thy sting before, haha.
>>683383722
I see. I don't think I could enjoy an anime like that, but I might give it a try one day.
>>683383861
Ooh, that sounds marvelous. Thank you!
>>683384256
Is that an expression of your love for ships?
Megumin claimed
>I don't even know what I'm doing edition
>>683384477
Bane?
>>683383647
kek and you said you were tsundere. Surprised it's not me.
>>683383654
I can see it in your eyes.
>>683383788
Sleep tight.
>Best idol claimed
Claimed.
>>683383942
What kind of videos? Right now it's a mess with my life. I'll make a plan soon, hopefully.
>>683383861
Give it a title!
>>683383604
Thats one wide thigh gap on the right. And an impossible opening on the left. Are you sure that you have those angles on the inside right? The knees facing inward give the inpression of more thigh gap if you stand up and turn your knees. Rorys is more normal than Kurumis.
Rory claimed.
>>683383817
But I like magpies and cockatoos!
Milinda claim
>Im probably too drunk for this edition
Akiko claimed
>>683383546
Some RP, some poetry, 4chin fucked up my image and replaced thumbnail with a grill sucking dick
pretty standard stuff
>>683383996
I'm a better storywriter then I am a poet, but cross-ligual poetry is always tricky. I hope I can pull some good poems off if this is the way it's gonna go. I'm not sure I should rhyme every sentence, or even rhyme at all. Rhyme usually adds a more playful nature to a poem
example
Through twisted trees and thorned vine
All try to manage, survive or dine
Yet there is one who chose to climb
To journey to the top and see the sun shine
Through shattered trunk and curtains of thorns
Every life tries to hold his own in darkness
Though one light like an ascending star
Rises to the peak to bask in the warmth of day
>>683384477
forgive me megumin, please!! i don't want it to end...
>>683384477
bane?.
>>683384667
And no picture.....
>>683384083
Why that upbeat go happy do anything girl?
Claim
>>683384133
>much sparkle
>so pleasing
>wow
Also hello, Nano.
>>683384407
>Np
>>683384256
If my life doesn't start moving, I'll be at basic right with ya.
>>683384086
Hello there!
>>683384477
Bane? ..
>>683384652
>Only when im sober... kek
I remember when we first started talking you were... kek
>>683384770
Does this mean Megumin is available?
>>683384477
bane? ...
>>683384925
Hi. How are you?
>>683384477
Bane?
>>683384667
Kebukai otoko to chūshoku no
>Mirai
Claiming, so do you guys have all the hot singles in your area too or is it just mine?
>>683384702
For Rory's to be smaller her legs must be really fucked up
>>683384477
Bane? .
>>683385459
I have some near my proxy if that counts
>>683385459
Mine are Russian and Chinese
Shiro here...
Feeling really sad because talking to friend and can't feel like I can help her
Allo
>>683385459
over 35 eligible cougars in Anonymous Proxy. Sup Rum 'n Koko.
>>683384477
Bane? ..
>>683385459
Hey Koko
Hot single moms in my area are always trying to date now NOW but man, I don't wanna put up with someone's kids
Can you tell me which writing style you like best? >>683384756
Sup
>>683384133
silenced
unsilenced by V
>>683384477
silenced ^
OBEY
let off work a bit early. Someone tell me something interesting.
>>683384477
Bane? ...
>>683385174
I'm alright. You?
>>683385459
Pic related.
>Sanae
>>683384921
hey there. how are you today?
>>683384667
just random vlogs, nothing special
I should probably have made a plan a few years ago
>>683384756
I'm enjoying this!
You don't have to rhyme necessarily, perhaps rhyme earlier on, and then later begin to drift away from that, only doing it occasionally. Would shift the tone subtly from casual to more serious, if that's the direction you're shooting for.
>>683385064
Both sides are a-ok by me :).
>I remember when we first started talking you were
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>>683385459
Yo Koko, yeah I just met up with this chick from Anonymous Proxy. Shit was so cash.
>>683384381
Ayyyyyeeee got 2 years of NJORTC in high school!!!
>>683384407
I'm not really that popular. I just talk to people, have fun, tell them stories like how I cut my knuckle down to the bone doing dishes and how my friends got some dog high and I wasn't smoking. So don't worry lol
>>683384415
Not really. I actually wanted to join the navy some 10th grade
>>683384652
Can you?
>>683385473
I said more normal, not nonexistant. If anything they would straighten out.
>>683384477
Bane? ....
>>683385584
What about the other 6?
>>683385603
Oooooo those are nice ones
>>683385672
I know that feel mang
>>683385771
35 cougars?! thats more coogs than I got. Hows it goin rum friend?
>>683385818
Thats threesome tho, and I know what you mean. Its always NOW...why can't they just wait?
>>683384909
What do you mean?
>>683385925
Hey Kazuki, how's it going?
>>683386176
I was kidding :(
>>683384477
Bane?
>>683386176
I have none, i was just in marching band and lacrosse all through highschool
eh, don't know if i want to join the navy for sure or not yet.
but not sure what else to do.
>>683386019
Kek Those shingles are got comarade, how are you doin?
>>683386124
An AP girl? what was she like? I have yet to get one
>>683386333
Enjoy silence time
Hello Megu
>>683384921
Ayyyyyyyyeeeeee
>>683385459
19 within a 10 mile radius. What up boi?
>>683386488
Joining because of that beautiful NWU and I wanna be a corspman
>>683384477
Bane? .
>>683386019
ok. Do anything today?
>>683386274
I probably couldnt handle
>>683385925
Hello claw! What's up?
>>683386075
At least you're not in my shoes. Anything you're considering. Usually I watch any videos that interest me, until I go into the weird side of yt.
>>683386124
YES! I remember that! hehe I got through the tsun. ;)
>>683386176
That's, well. Amazing. I've never found it easy to talk about my life with strangers. Anyway, I need to get some shut-eye. It was great talking with you again. Have a good night.
>>683386610
>corpsman
>NWU
pick one, you get traditional MARPAT if you go corpsman because you deploy with marines
>>683386187
I sincerely don't think it can be done
Unless her legs are like a chickens
which would also be strange
>>683386544
??
>Shizuru
>>683386728
i feel like a dirty normie for watching vlogs though..
>>683383817
>>683386610
Oh shit waddup! Thats almost two babaroonies per mile! Nice one. Hows it goin boi?
>>683386719
Same here, Russians girls are pretty spooky sometimes
>>683387065
Kek
>>683387108
whats goin on here?
FUCK THE RULES
im too drunk for this anyway
ill just go sudoku or something
>>683386333
Shizuru's fun and all that, but just a tad too impulsive for my liking at least. I guess I'm just interested in the reasons which would lead one to chose Shizuru as a significant other. Or something along the lines, haven't met all that many people who played Rewrite...
>>683383817
>>683387189
>>683387283
>>683386494
I'm alright. Drinking some fruit juice and drawing. You?
>>683386719
Drawing, didn't finish the drawing yet. Which is a bummer.
>>683387189
I never understood why people watch vlogs. It's strange to me.
>>683386274
Rum's gone, Koko and so am I. It's been a long three days. I leave the wisdom of whiskey and drought in your hands, my friend.
>>683386075
Doing grand, thanks. I hope you're well, too. I'm not long for this thread so, I wish you a great night.
>>683386610
My body is ready for the tear gas.
>>683386120
Well thanks Shira
I should honestly tell you all these ideas and suggerstions you're giving me are actually insanely useful
>>683386274
>Thats threesome tho
That's fucked up Koko, I approve
You didn't tell me which poem you liked best though but you shouldn't bother
>>683386821
It's a lot more relaxed and less vitriolic than most of /b/, but you should remember we're still on /b/
You get picked up easily in here
>>683387065
kek
This is exactly what I think every time I see RP going on
Well meme'd anon but doesn't apply to the posts you reacted to
>>683387253
I'm trying to extend Rory's legs into her skirt by following the curve of her legs
Rory anon is criticizing it so I adjust it based on that
>TL;DR her legs are screwed up
Night e-body. Mirai out.
>>683387253
well i mean I dont speak Russian
>>683387441
2 days late isnt that bad
>>683387453
Still waiting on that title of the anime.
>>683387609
Goodnight Mirai! <3
>>683386176
Of course, that one pixel gives it away.
>>683386494
Hottest chick you'll ever see, her skin was green though. Freaked me out.
>>683386782
Just this once.
>>683387609
Sleep tight.
>>683387609
Night Mirai
Check in later for the new developments to "the waifu game"
>>683384080
>>683386821
Night eureka! And ITT it is
>>683387021
Thought that not all corspman become a FMF tho
>>683387253
Good. About to finish up on some homework. You my man?
>>683387453
My body is somewhat ready for the fake sharks for PT test
>>683387609
Night Mirai!
>>683387283
You can't say something like that then post Akane. She more or less destroyed the world multiple times. I guess. In a way.
>>683387108
I guess we can agree on something then.
Anime has some weird ass thigh gaps.
I can see where you're coming from, and everything looks strange. At least we arent at each others throats about it. It could just be the pose and the way that thighs sit in that pose.
>>683387544
>all anime legs are screwed up
>>683387609
Night Mirai
>>683387609
Goodnight <3
>>683387441
Nice! What are you drawing? and when can I see it? haha
>>683387453
>the rum is gone and so am i
Your like the spirit of rum. Goodnight rum spirit! Sleep well :)
>>683387500
You wrote poems? I didn't know that! Are they in this thread?
>>683387609
Sleep great and take good care.
>>683387500
Ah, even so, I didn't want to overstep my boundaries. I'm wary of my own suggestions because I don't really know the first thing about game design.
>This is exactly what I think every time I see RP going on
Same, though. Actually my mental image was shockingly close to that.
>I'm looking at you Kagami
>>683387769
Whoopsie!
>>683387441
ijust like hearing people talk to be honest
>>683387453
good night! i'll see you soon
>>683387825
corpsman always deploy with marines
ALWAYS
(atleast thats my understanding)
since the marines depends on the navy for field medical personnel
>>683386333
>>683386728
Nothing much acualy
Starting my camping trip later today so thats something i guess
What about you?
>>683387841
You are implying it was worth saving, which is a debatable point at best.
Also, nice job dodging the question.
>>683387769
Only for you ;)
Im out of here friends see you all tomorrow!
>>683387915
I linked them to you earlier but you're a busy waifu
You can find both versions here >>683384756
>>683388027
>>683388027
Ah yes but that's also the beauty of it. The ultimate goal is to make you, the player, the one who doesn't know shit about what I do, to have a good time. So basically everything you can tell me will probably be useful in some way.
I refrain from RP, which isn't hard at all because of my emotional detachment issues
>>683388103
your waifu is cute as shit and I don't think I've told you that, so do with that knowledge what you will.
Other particularly cute waifus include:
>>683387787
>>683384086
>>683384702
>>683387500
I reside in /lit/. It's not /b/, but it's still 4chan. I can handle it.
Mostly...
Good night to you, Akiko, and thank you.
Is this just like, some 24/7 circlejerk or something? I never see a point where there's not one of these threads up.
>>683387544
I see, there has to be some pics of her without the skirt tho yeah?
>>683387678
Oh yeah, thats totally what I meant too. I aint scared of no girls!
>>683387769
Hey so was that chick from star trek, but kirk foiked her just the same right? haha
>>683387825
Nice nice, I'm starting to watch Canaan so my life is at a high point. How was your day?
>>683387864
>weird ass thigh gaps
I think you meant
>hot ass thigh gaps
>>683388253
Kek that's true. They be our meatshield and I heard that you gotta do this 6 days, 60 mile walk too
>>683388422
Night milinda!
>>683388495
Thanks man have some more that seems to get everyone
>>683388665
Very long but it's mothers day you know
Shinoa
>>683388495
thanks
>>683388665
yeah same
>>683388718
still not as bad as BUDS
>>683388495
Ayyy, I made it in
>>683388525
I hope to see you around. The ride never ends and I'm almost always here because I don't sleep and I use my pc constantly even at uni
Cya
>>683388663
We show off our waifu's and discuss random stuff, it's not that complicated. Some people are new, some are regulars that return every thread or cross over from the previous
>>683387678
But I felt to lazy to do it. I tend to go slowly to get it right, which takes a long time.
>>683387915
It's for two anons here. E.T.A is now approximately 7 seven days.
>>683388253
I watch documentaries while I'm occupied with something. Hearing people talk is what I like to hear too and white noise.
>>683388304
It shall be fun! Here drinking some juice and fixing some mistakes on an illustration.
>>683388663
>24/7
Yup.
>Circlejerk
Only when Kagami-anon has arrived,
>I never see....
That's the magic of it!
I fucking hate /b/, if I'm being honest.
But I really like it here, and everyone's kind. Not to the point where it's a shameless hugbox, like people will get called out, but it's still filled with lovely people.
>>683388422
Goodnight Milinda! Sleep well :)
>>683388460
Oh shit! I'm sorry, I'll read them right now :)
>>683388663
Thats about right
>>683387690
It's right here, Sanae.
>>683385331
>>683385331
It means roughly "Of Hairy Men and Lunches"
>Mirai
Last post.
>>683388304
Nice. Sounds fun. I'm going camping in a few weeks. Should be nice, but i'll miss my waifu hugbox.
>>683388321
I find her rather whimsical nature adorable.
I almost always had a grin during her and Kotarou's interactions earlier on.
I found her back story touching and her commitment to her friends commendable.
And i would say it was worth saving.
>>683387864
it would help if Rory stood with her legs straight
but apparently she's knock-kneed
>>683388665
apparently none from the show
>tfw you actually want a beach episode
>>683388908
i like streams too, mostly hearthstone.
>>683388908
if it looks nice
>>683388663
Every sort of thing happens here, but primarily it's like a social square.
You get the assholes
the fags
the lewd perverts who are always horny
that one or two or three or five weirdos
the idiot
it's life in a thread, man. Party in public
>>683388984
Jaja sorry for missing that post. Quite an interesting title, I approve! Later!
>>683388908
>I watch documentaries while I'm occupied with something
I do too!
Particularly food documentaries, sometimes those ones about killers or whatever, and some about science, as well.
>Hearing people talk is what I like to hear too and white noise
I think hearing people talk is my favorite thing to take naps to, so I'll throw on some shitty science channel on YouTube and just crash to it.
>>683389306
this
>>683388665
kek gotta fix that.
>>683388422
Goodnight princess!
>>683388665
True that. A hot chick is a hot chick lel. So whatcha up to?
i can go to bed happy....good night everyone!!! sleep tight and sweet dreams
>especially you megumin~
>>683388894
>mfw it pays to be a winner
>mfw the only easy day was yesterday
How it goin guys
Claiming
>notice me
I forgot about her
>>683388663
someone almost always keeps the thread alive at one point or another or makes a new one. I imagine there are other people in these threads that i haven't even seen because of that.
>>683389563
Goodnight Kagami!
>>683389589
>mfw it pays to be a winner
>winner
I believe I was mentioned.
>>683389589
>ring the bell and you get warm coffee and donuts
>>683388933
>checked
>I fucking hate /b/, if I'm being honest.
The thing about /b/ is that it's supposed to be random discussion about random thing, but every thread basically boils down to people competing to be the edgiest fuck around or trying to discredit the other as if it matters. Someone came in here the other day and asked why this thread has the least autistic people in it. We told him it was because in here people don't bitch about who's a faggot or who has the biggest dick but actually discuss stuff
also this >>683389306
My bad>>683389469
meant for>>683388718
>Maki
>>683389064
That would be a good help. We've had a hot springs ep, but not a beach one.
>probably next season
>>683389462
Id watch a food doco if the presenters werent all food snobs.
Alright I'm sufficiently tired, goodnight everybody.
>>683389833
though is seems some people figured it out
>>683389999
Good night quads cow!
Holy shit my eyes are fucked.
>>683389469
Sorry m8 I meant >>683389551
to>>683388718
>Maki
>>683389999
Cthulu shall prey on your dreams and you will awaken a shriveled, hallowed husk of what once was you.
That's already happened, though, so you're probably okay.
Goodnight
>>683388788
Oh yeah, a long mothers day for me as well haha, did you like it?
>>683388815
Good, we're a couple of tuff guys then, hows it goin fellow tough guy?
>>683388908
Ooooo, I can't wait. But other than that how was your day?
>>683388933
>everyones kind
kys
>>683389064
Whats wrong with beach episodes? they nice af bruh
>>683389551
I'm starting Clannad so just that, how was your day today?
>>683389783
I like it! I could see that sort of thing fitting well in the game your making :D
>>683389632
Heya Pinky.
>>683389783
Ah, yeah.
>it's supposed to be random discussion about random thing
Always the same threads, though, usually. I suppose we contribute to that as well, but this is the only one that mildly interests me.
I spend my time on /an/, mostly.
Nobody's a dick when you're talking about your pets.
>'Cept for that one shitlord who posts pictures of dead animals constantly
>>683389781
Join in. We're talking about BUD/s
>>683389782
>mfw being under the microscope
>>683388984
Don't get me wrong, I do think of greatly Shizuru, as you described, she has a personality which is more than just an embodiment of Trust and Virtue (Both conflicting due to Kotarou from time to time...)
But Akane just seems more level-headed to me.
I can appreciate the dream of an idealistic future, but it is not realistic, I'd rather have a more... ergonomic?... (I'm afraid my english fails me at this point, I do hope you get the point)
Solution than a (excuse my phrasing) pipe dream.
>>683389632
Sorry who are you? come again?
>>683389999
woah chek'd, that means peacefull sleaps moomer
>>683390209
>kys
no u
>>683389833
Ah, food snobs or not- I figure if anyone's going to lecture me on the culinary arts, it may as well be someone well-versed in them.
>>683390308
I do not know what that is.
Enlighten me?
>>683389999
Nice leave holstaur
>>683390164
>>683389824
>confused face
>>683390209
Yeah. Went shopping and shit. Got her a $50 Godiva box
>>683389632
here's your (you)
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A AA A A A A A
(hey everyone)
>>683390092
Or they just figured that tightening everything makes things hot
>outfit is, what it does isnt
Thats still probably based of the knocked knees version.
>>683390499
It is possible to know about food and not sound as if your every word is chewed with disdain.
>>683389999
Best exit.
>>683389157
I don't watch streams as much. But usually it's a Pokémon or Dead Space one.
>>683389270
I try my best to get it to look nice. I'm terribly careful on my work.
>>683389462
Listen to documentaries to make me sleep. Which helps alot. Animal documentaries for me, rarely science ones. It quite something. jaja
>>683390209
Decent, didn't go out stayed home, ate pizza, then settled down to chill. Yours?
gunna go to sleep because it's like 2:20 in the morning
>>683390209
You're in for a treat man. Pretty good day, spent some time with my mom.
>>683390531
Meant to say get that one pixel fixed but I screwed everything up kek.
>>683389999
Sleep tight
>>683390209
it goes. yourself?
>>683390768
then the wait will have worth
>>683390218
First one to notice me
You truly are a winner
>>683390308
Ill gladly talk about the navy
>>683390400
Until you finish clannad and after story continue to act like you dont know me
>>683390499
BUDS are special combat rates for the navy like seals and divers and high speed boat guys
>>683390499
>not knowing BUD/s
ring the bell and leave your helmet by the other helmets that are lined up by the Bell please
>>683390873
Night walnut
>>683390895
Ooooohhhhhhh
>>683391038
Aw shit a real winner is here
>>683390209
Thanks Koko, I do my best but cross-langual poetry isn't my strong suit
Which version did you think was best?
>>683390218
Well yeah, /b/ pretty much only exists out of self-repeating threads at the moment. But /waifu/ always has different stuff going on inside. I don't see amazing screencapped stuff coming from interracial porn threads and trap threads. That might actually happen but I don't hang around those threads but still I think it's unlikely. I don't remember how I first came here but I know I never left since and it's never been the same shit
> that one shitlord who posts pictures of dead animals constantly
I guess every board has at least one
>>683390679
Also a cute waifu who was absent, so I didn't mention in this post
>>683388495
(Don't think I didn't check tho)
>>683390708
Correct! Still, I don't mind. If I spent all of my time looking for a food doc without a food snob I'd be searching forever.
>>683390768
Animal docs are always nice, and you retain that information usually, weirdly enough. Or at least, I do. I know a bunch of unnecessary facts about animals, and I'll never use them ever.
>>683391038
>You truly are a winner
Of course.
Oh, thanks for the info on BUDS, too.
>>683390499
I triple dog dare you
>>683390531
Nice! Your a better son than I haha, I just wen't to my brother in law's moms house and slept on the couch
>>683390679
lmao fam
>>683390768
Sounds like my perfect day tbh haha
>>683390895
So far i'm liking it, on ep 2 now. and that sounds nice, pretty much did same, what are you up too now? besides posting?
>>683390950
same, how was your mothers day?
>>683390347
I quite liked Akane if i'm honest, but her disregard for friendship and loyalty always put me off of her. I have a -slightly- hard time blaming her given circumstances, but i can't excuse it entirely.
As for the earth part, i think that they didn't have sufficient information to know it was the end or not. The only person who did was Kagari, and as i'm sure you know, she wasn't telling anybody.
Given that lack of info, I'd say -not- trying to end the world seems the better option.
>>683390308
>no success like failure no failure like success
>>683389632
>noticed
Forgive me for being late to notice, I didn't sleep
>>683391281
~
>>683391374
MY DUDE
>Barry
I'll make that new bread guys
>>683391520
Why do you keep changing your filename?
