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Gf's super pissed about something or other, dubs or pics that makes me laugh decides reply
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info: guy stared at her at a light, I think it's not a biggie
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>>683378136
"Baby, why do you think the male g spot is in the ass?" "Certainly doesn't feel like it
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That's gonna be you someday baby
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I just watched a feminism cringe video today where the girl said that interrupting her is a form of sexual harassment. That sounds like your girl.
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Send her this
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>>683378261
She wants attention
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>>683378885
>sides
>>683378922
I agree
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>>683378136
Keep going nigger, I gotta get my fill of this
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Sound crazy. Post her lewd newdz
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Don't mind me, just lurking
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>>68337813
Ive decided to go with a nigger dick your pussy no longer satisfies me
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Fucking Christ dude just leave her she's awful
"You don't have to agree but don't disagree."
>overly passive aggressive
>claims to have dropped it but continues
Nigga she's bit from a stand up comedy set
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>>683379681
Rolling
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>>683379505
Trips get, post moar fags, she thinks I'm ignoring her
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Rolling

"Did his eyeball penetrate you?"
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>>683378136
You're a bitch i love your moms cum sucking mouth
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>>683378136
Ask her: "Have you ever had a poop so long that if you stood up and looked back between your legs it'd look like you had a weird brown tail?"
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>>683378136
My current girlfriend attempts to be a dramatic retard like this sometimes. I instantly shut her down, tell her to shut up or fuck off and leave me alone. Now a days instead of being a dramatic idiot she just complains she can't speak to me freely and feels like I don't care. In which I respond, "I don't care enough to sit around and listen to your constant fucking bitching." And then she gives up. The odd time she tells me I'm horrible in one way or another, then I tell her if she wishes to pack her things and leave I won't object, she will then apologize once she's cooled off. If you can implement this circle of events they get trained to it pretty well, and makes life a lot less stressful.
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Let me piss in your ass to make up
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>>683379630
Nightmares for weeks, thank you anon
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>>683379998
so fucikngg close
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Cthulu as my witness ill rape any animal you by in the future
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>>683380167
Roll
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>>683380027
Roll
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>>683379998
>quads get
I've been doin this but she's on some new mess or something so she's trying to be relevant to me again
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>>683380155
All these wasted gets.
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>>683379769

>Actually yes I have. My Uncle Larry used to touch me when I was younger. The insatiable lust in his eyes as he'd fondle me is a look I'll never forget. I would whimper as he buried his dick in my tight asshole. In time, I learned to love our weekends together. We still fuck to this day. This is my way of leaving you, I'm eloping with Uncle Larry and becoming my own aunt.
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>>683380244
Winrar
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>>683380289
O shit waddup
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Listen you stupid whore. I'm tired of this bull shit. Tonight imma bend you over and fuck your ass until you bleed. And then you're going to rim me.
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>>683380505
Roll
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>>683380351
Roll
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rolling

baby I wouldn't have cared if you got out of your car and fucked him.
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>>683380496

Rolllllll
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>>683380351
Reroll
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She's calling me, pick up or no
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>>683380496

Roll up the rim
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>>683378136
This sounds kind interesting anon, get more details.
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>>683380351
Dubs get
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Jesus christ you guys are idiotic assholes, especially you OP. Also a fag but thats a given
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>>683380496

This
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>>683380731
What a crazy bitch
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I'm breaking up with you
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>>683380971
Reroll
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op stop being a faggot there has already been a winrar, post reply or gtfo
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>>683380731
nah
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>>683380731
all this over a guy looking at her? What the fuck?
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>>683381021
Rereroll
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>>683378868
Rolling for this, but add 'so don't sweat the little shit.'
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>>683380496

Rollll
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>>683380731
No do not pick up
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>>683380249
kek, she liked the guy so much
"he made me feel violated" and stuff
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>>683380731
Are you guys on good terms anon? Like why are you treating her like a jackass? Is she fat and ugly?
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>>683381064
Must do the do
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Im about to waste some dubs
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Babe, listen, I get uncomfortable too when gay guys state at me.

Is it safe to assume I'm being violated? No, people are people. Get over it.
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>>683381137
Nigger
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>>683379998
You're an emotionally abusive person
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you about to be single bro
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>>683381218
Last roll
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>>683380244
What happened to these subs Op you better deliver
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>>683380731
dude this girl is legit insane, she probably thinks she was raped because the dude stared at her. holy crap. get rid of her lmoa
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>>683380351
Roll
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Dat boi did nothing wrong
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>>683381243
Get back in the kitchen.
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>>683381218
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>>683380351
Reroll
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what's going on in here?
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>>683381344
Dubs, OP post that pic
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>>683381435
Rolling for get back in the kitchen.
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>>683381482
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>>683381599
nice
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>>683381599
Kek. And if dubs add and suck my dick
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>>683380845
I've already heard too much lmao

I posted the "roll" and >>683380155
but I can't attach until I can censor my full name
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>>683378885

fucking roll
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Make the Milky Way Great Again
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>>683381599
and bring me a beer
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He probably was thinking "god damn..look at dat bitch she got dem cottage cheese titties. Hate to be the homie who has to nut on dem"
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>>683381243
I agree with this person. Please grow a pair of balls and learn to treat your girlfriend right. She may be a little sheltered but what matters is that the feelings she has are real. If she is freaked out by something you should be supportive to the best of your ability.

Your girlfriend will feel cornered eventually and probably cheat on you if she feels she can't talk to you. Then you'll blame her for being a slut instead of acknowledging your shortcomings.
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>>683381344
Whinner
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>>683381873
Dunz care, sick of it and down to 'ave a kek
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>>683381131
I agree why not just comfort her? she's gf ya no?
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>>683381873
you got him wrong baitfag, he was saying for OP to message her "You're an emotionally abusive person"
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>>683381873

what kinda bullshit gives excuses for cheating. this is honestly the most autistic reply i have seen in a while
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you need to stop hunting for chicks outside of your schools guidance counselors office
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>>683381873
Tits or gtfo
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>>683378136
Dont put your dick in crazy you fucking retard.
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>>683381243
I disagree. If he told her she was fat, ugly, stupid, useless, or anything insulting to lower her self esteem, he would be. But if someone just acts retarded and you don't want to hear it, and vocalize it, that's not abuse. Especially if you give them the option to leave without repercussion.
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OP here. You guys don't understand. Last week she had a panic attack at the zoo because a giraffe looked at her "creepally " and she has to go to the hospital. She's fucking insane when she goes off her anti-psychotics, but she puts out more when she's off them. So I just fuck with her. She doesn't remember after one of these fits.
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>>683382324
You're retahded
Not even the same guy but in a situation where a women is not enjoying the relationship they cheat
That's what the guy was saying
Not that it's ok for her to cheat
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>>683382438
Bullshit OP, she's trying to call still
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Babe you got the stink eye and i stuck my dick in crazy , we all make mistakes,
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>>683380289
O shit wuddup
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>>683382438
Can you at least show us her nudes? Please?
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>>683382438
Lulz. Pound it.
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>>683382571

How is her face so round?
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>>683382438
Sounds like tu madre
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>>683382651
Reroll
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>>683382438

You take advantage of her mental conditions? ?? That's fucked up bro.
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>>683382571
She breaking up with you then OP?
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>>683382571
She bout to dump yur ass.
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>>683382374
Dude you've never lived til you had seizure sex. Crazy is the BEST place to put your dick, just don't put a ring on it.

Fuck, don't put a ring on anything.
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>>683382438

OP confirmed as piece of shit.
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>>683382571
So real talk OP, are you hittin' Taylor?
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If he motorboated your asshole would you have felt less awkward?
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>>683382571
your gf is a fucking retard
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>>683382571
Rekt
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OP too pussy to deliver on dubs now, trips get nudes
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Whatever. She killed my pet rabbit to spite me last month. Fucking stomped it. Poor little thing.
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>>683382975
Shhhhh
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>>683382571
Be like, if you really want to "discuss" things with me you'll take the bus to my house.
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Somebody once roll me the world was gonna told me, I ain't the toolest shed in the sharp. She was looking kinda thumb with her finger and her dumb in the shape of a four on her L-head.
Well the comes start yearing and they don't stop yearing. Fed to the run and I hit the ground ruling it didn't make fun not to live for sense, your brain gets dumb but your head gets smart. So much to see so much to do so what's wrong with streeting the back take. You don't go if you don't know, you can't glow if you don't shine.
Hey star you're an all now get the play on, go game, hey star you're a rock now. Get the paid on, go show. All that gold is glitter. Only shooting mold breaks the stars.
Its a cool place, and they say it gets older. You're bundled up now wait till you old colder but the media beg mans to picture, judging by the whole in the satellite differ. The ice we thin is getting pretty skate, the waters getting swim so we might as well warm. My fires on yours, how 'bout yours? That's just how I bored it so I'll never get liked
Hey star you're an all now get the play on, go game, hey star you're a rock now. Get the paid on, go show. All that gold is glitter. Only shooting mold breaks the stars.
Somebody once gas could I spare some asked for change I need to place myself away from this get. I said cept, what a conyep. I could use a little self my fuel and we could all change a little uuuuussseeee
Well the comes start yearing and they don't stop yearing. Fed to the run and I hit the ground ruling it didn't make fun not to live for sense, your brain gets dumb but your head gets smart. So much to see so much to do so what's wrong with streeting the back take. You don't go if you don't know, you can't glow if you don't shine.
Hey star you're an all now get the play on, go game, hey star you're a rock now. Get the paid on, go show. All that gold is glitter. Only shooting mold breaks the stars.
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>>683383061
Rolling
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>>683378136
ITT: a bad boyfriend.

Yeah she's irrational. She's a women, they all are! It's the man's job to bring comfort to her crazy childish girl brain.

She will leave you eventually and you might as well start blowing dudes now since you clearly have no desire to entertain women.

>Pro tip: everything I just said.
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>>683383175
Roll
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>>683382438

Holy fuck. OP is basically a rapist ruining a schizo when she's all messed up. I'm calling the police...
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Rolling to tell her to do you a favor and kill herself
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>>683383270
Roll
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>>683382438
Mine has anxiety and has to constantly have some sort of dramatic unfolding of events to worry about at all times. No matter how much I eliminate she finds something new. Whenever we argue I always describe it perfectly, and in the moment it pisses her off, when she's calm she agrees and so do our friends. I always say if I eliminated every worry in your life and then gave you a million dollars in 20 dollar bills in suitcases. You'd complain about them being in 20s, or bills in general and not direct deposit. You'd complain about having to carry the suitcases or paying someone to carry them for you. You'd complain about the time it took them to count and deposit the money into the bank, and then complain about being left with a pile of suitcases. The detail varies depending on how much I can rant before she's had enough. But I'm a pretty mellow guy and I don't even smoke, and constantly listening to new problems created out of nothing takes every fuck you could ever give away.
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>>683383022
Dubs confirms
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>>683380351
Rollin
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>>683381243
You're a fucking faggot.


People need to grow a thicker skin. I mean if she actually got jumped or robbed or carjacked or raped or had an actual problem, then yeah, comfort her. This shit is just shit. Dumb little girl making problems up for herself because she doesn't actually have any and she wants pity. People like this should be culled from the herd so the rest of us can be stronger as a whole.
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>>683378136
>>683379998
These are the kinds of guys who moan and groan when they get cheated on
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>>683383315
Roll
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>>683383061
Trips get
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>>683383481
Roll
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>>683380351
ROLLLLLLLLLLL
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OP here. Do you guys want her number? You can text her dicks if you want.
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>>683383563
Roll
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>>683383366
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WIN
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>>683383366
Winrar!!!
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>>683378261
>drop it your right
>she still argues

Fucking women..
They are definitely a meme
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>>683383593
Roll
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>>683383223
Why would anyone even want to be with a redflag bitch like that?

> HELP ANON SOME DUDE LOOKED AT ME WEIRD
> I want to you to spend the next 3 hours to comfort me and waste your time while I repeat the same thing over and over again because I am mentally unstable and need to whine
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>>683383663
Roll
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>>683383589
Another fake OP
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I never told you, but I was raped as a child. I don't want to talk about it.
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>>683383707
I give up
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>>683383544
Fucking dubs. I wanted trips :'(
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>>683383799
Nvm i winrar
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>>683383445
At this point if she cheated on me, and would leave me for whoever she cheated on me with. It would be the easiest breakup of her life and she would never hear a word from me again. It's when you leave them they financially fuck you, no matter how valid your reason is. So yeah, I'd fully support her if she chose to find another guy. I tried to convince her a few times I'm not the one for her due to conflicting interesting and personality types. She won't take the bait and go bang someone else though!
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>>683383692
She's the same type of girl that starts shit on night outs and then expect the man to fight her battles. Fuck that.
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>>683383888
Check 'em
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And she has this obsession with the texture of her feces. I get pictures all the time.

"Why do I have squirrel poopies? Not enough guava??"
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>>683383888
OP you better deliver nudes nigga
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Nudes pls
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>>683383888
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>>683383110
What? Why are you still dating her?
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>>683380351
God dammit, totally rolling. This is great.
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>>683384284
Now I see why you treat her like shit...
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>>683384023

Gross
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>>683383888
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>>683384023

Pics?
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>>683383319
Get away from that slut immediately dude. Some people thrive on chaos. That part of her will never die. Get AWAY NOW ANON
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tf is wrong with women
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>>683384401
Eeexactly
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>>683384284
>sag lines at her age
Break up with her before she pokes a hole in the condom
You don't wanna be forced to stay with a bitch with tube tits to her ankles in her mid 30s
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>>683384284
>titty stretch marks

ew
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>>683384284
Post with face OP
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>>683384648
I see you're new here
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>>683384525
So irrational.. We need to make artificial uteruses and fucking kill them all
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>>683384284
>>683384531
Is her pussy as bad as her tits?
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Show ass OP
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>>683384611
You realize that some women have that in real life.... right? Virgin faggot.
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Here's her in the summer.
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>>683384723
we need real sexbots
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>>683384875
>>683384611
Sorry man, real girls kinda might have stuff like this. I know it's a huge change from MLP
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>>683384875
>you are virgin because you have higher standards
>being this retarded
>feels the need to say that a picture of a person is in real life
>again being this retarded
Please don't breed EVER
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Send her:
IM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HARPOON YOUR POON
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>>683385222
>>683385666
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>>683383799
Checked bitch
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>>683379769
Oh dude it's only going to get worse from here. The internet is rotting her brain for sure. Pull the eject button get out while you can before the rape allegations start.
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Look, I'm a be real with you right now. You're acting like a total cunt. You can walk to school tommorow because we are through.

Or you could to get a ride from the guy who eye-raped you. :^)
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>>683386390
Roll
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>>683386390
FUCKING THIS
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dude, let this bitch go! wtf is wrong with her?

tell her you went to eat a cookie and you feel violated because the chocolate chips on them were shaped like a cock and now you feel like a faggot or something
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>>683386390
rolling
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>>683386390
Rolling
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>>683386390
Rollerino
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>>683386390
roll
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>>683386833
>>683386833
>>683386833
winner winner chicken dinner
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>>683386833
Do it OP
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>>683386833
Dubs win
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>>683378136
>>683378261
You're going to cheat on me for this, aren't you?
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>>683386833
>winrar
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>>683386390
in case op decides to be a faggot im rolling
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>>683386833
Cum on op
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>>683381873
Oh fuck off, you pansy
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OP was kill?
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>>683386594
rollllerino bambino
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>>683387387
Yes
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Another one of these overused threads?
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>>683381873
> Then you'll blame her for being a slut
that's because she /is/ a crazy slut, I bet you are too, show us your tits
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>>683383223
Woman *
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>>683383223
Fuck off back to your mother's basement.
It's the bitch's job to control her emotions, no one else's
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crazy gf done killed him
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>>683383223
take your mums tit out of your mouth and grow the fuck up faggot.
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>>683383223
show us your tits
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>>683378261
>He'd be understand
Just leave her holy shit.
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send this to her, "you feel the way you do, thats fine, if you want me to take your mind off it then bring your cute ass over here and you can forget all about it. and cut out this attitude, id hate to have to spank you ;)"
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>>683383223
you've lost your right to give pro tips unless its about homosex faggot
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>>683383223
>>683383692
ITT: newfags who don't understand relationships

feelings aren't rational. that's why they're called "feelings" - because you "feel" them

sure, it's retarded to feel weird about that. but fear isn't rational either. the point isn't what happened - the point is that she wants a man who makes her feel secure and comforts her. she had a bad feeling, and now she wants a good feeling to make it go away

if you want to date women, learn these simple phrases
>I'm sorry (even if it had nothing to do with you and/or you're right)
>It's ok now
>It will all be ok
>I'm here for you
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>>683382669
No, fucking stop and GTFO
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>>683388104
can i roll for this?
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>>683388083

literally all this could have been avoided by just saying "I'm sorry. It's ok now. It will all be ok - I'm here for you"

save that on your phone and paste it whenever she does shit like this. you can literally just fucking paste that phrase over and over, and it will immediately end her shit 95% of the time
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>>683388083
he shouldn't have to say he's sorry, fuck that

he can comfort her without apologizing
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>>683381873
>found the beta-orbiting cuckold
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>>683388518

"i'm sorry" doesn't mean "i did something bad and i want forgiveness" - it means "i care that you're feeling bad"
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>>683388003
to elaborate, basically she is having a swirling vortex of inner feelings right now, she wants to feel you care for her.

its your job to show her you are man enough to deal with these kind of things, take her mind off it, sexualise her, make her laugh, spin her round or something.

im trans and estrogen means i can really relate to the way shes thinking here, but ultimately you need to be a man and control her. or dump her, because even though i can relate to her thoughts and feelings here, shes being retarded about communicating that.
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>>683388083
Some people have a backbone and won't apologize for the sake of getting pussy, I've had three long term relationships. Not once during each relationship did I do something where they deserved to be mad at me. And I've yet to apologize for anything I didn't do just for the sake of getting along with them.

If your already giving in, depending on your age, she's got you trained well.

Next time she does something stupid don't apologize for her autism and hold her hand to make her feel better.
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>>683388083
>fear is not rational
>its irrational to have a fear of sharks

are you fucking retarded?
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I'm 30, OP you're a big pussy to be texting so much, you look like a whiny bitch in these texts. Fuck her and then next her. Plenty of fish in the sea.

Y'all are real children, talking about emotions and nonsense.
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>>683386390
THIS

trips get
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>>683388888
Shit
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>>683388719
I think that saying "i have a lot of things to discuss with you" is not the best way to communicate but for sure it's effective, you know you fucked up something if you get that message.
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>>683388782
>won't apologize for the sake of getting pussy
how about for the sake of making your girlfriend feel like you give a shit about her feelings, her life, and her in general?

>implying you've had a lot of relationships that didn't work out
once you find a relationship that works, come talk to me
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>>683388888
Wasted, op is too much of a fag to actually send that
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>>683388888
OP IS A FAG HOLY SHIT DO IT OP YOU FAG
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the guy deleted the picture, can somebody reupload?
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>>683388838

i surf, and kayak within reach of sharks. i'm not afraid of sharks. i understand their general behavior, i don't do stupid things, and i know what to do if attacked

i respect a shark's ability to kill me, but i'm not afraid of t hem
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>>683388888
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>>683388888
Quints demand it
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>>683388888
check'd!
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>>683388083
>being this much of a beta
People like you are literally the reason why there are still retarded cunts who only follow by their "feelings" and are unable to actually do something for themselves; therefore becoming a useless fuckhole.
Please dont breed.
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>>683389087
not him, but it sounds like you're a whipped sensitive metrosexual crybaby
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>>683389339

>i know women are irrational
>i think they're going to become rational if i'm an insensitive dick
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>>683386390

DO IT OP YOU SPINELESS FAGGOT

YOU ALREADY STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY NOW REDEEM THOSE SAGGY TITS OF HERS .

QUINTS COMMANDS IT
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OP is out for good eh?
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>>683389255
Im saying its not irrational to be afraid of sharks. But since youre such a tough cunt maybe a different example will work for you, like being taken hostage by isis.

its very fucking normal to feel fear in some situations.
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>>683378136
>>683388888
Lets go OP

Prove this guy wrong
>>683389184
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>>683389478
There isn't anything insensitive about telling someone they are being stupid.
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>>683389060
by communicate i mean more she is not being considerate of how this may seem to the guy, or assessing the situation objectively.

im all for having emotional bouts of irrationality and things, but you have to know better that to push that onto a guy you care about, and if you do be honest about it e.g.

"i know this is silly, i just wanted to talk to you about it and now i feel insecure that you dont care about me" "can we talk?"

would probably be how i would do it. but then i would also look at it objectively and realise even if i feel threatened by a look from a guy, its retarded, and try to deal with those emotions on my own.
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>>683389607
I'm never wrong
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>>683389478
Put them back in their fucking place then.
Not every relationship is going to work out especially with entitled cunts who get emotional about everything and need someone to calm them down after their reflection wasn't the prettiest one of all week.
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>>683389585

fear is for losers

if i got taken hostage by isis, i know they would either kill me or let me go. either they're going to kill me, in which case i should just make peace with myself, or they're going to let me go, in which case i should just not piss them off and wait it out. both of those i can do at the same time. being in fear would only distract me from those objectives
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Assume the worst, gf killed OP
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>>683389633
this guy gets it.

stop enabling and encouraging this bullshit behavior, you're allowing for a world of faggots
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>>683389871
you're a fucking idiot. fuck off moron
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>>683389633

and that would accomplish _______?

getting her to stop being stuipd?
>nope
get her to stop feeling uneasy
>nope
get her to be happy she's with you?
>nope

lesson 1 of a successful relationship is understanding how your partner feels is more important than who's "right"
>lesson 2 is knowing there's no such thing as "right" when it comes to opinions, such as something being stupid or not
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>>683388845
abundance mentality.
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>>683389871
I know what you're afraid of Johnathon, the unknown
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>>683390100
do you suck cock for a living?
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>>683389871
>thinking they will let you go without you being bait for something bigger
>implying they wont kill who ever you go back to
you are the cringiest moron ive seen on this site yet.
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>>683390270

what does "being afraid" accomplish?

there's a difference between being afraid, and understanding the severity of a situation

fear is the path to the dark side. haven't you ever seen Star Wars?
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>>683379630
Do you have the original pic of the girls
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>>683390467
ear is a defense mechanism that your body/mind uses to warn you of danger.
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>>683390100
Man you must get walked over more than a goddamn doormat. Feels over reals only prolongs problems and causes them to balloon and her more irrational over time. Example: political correctness
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>>683388083
Only relevant if you actually worry about being single. If they don't like me they can fuck off, I'll find another.
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>>683390687
fear
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>>683390100

No, that's stupid. Who is right matters more than pretty much anything. Chicks should stop picking fights because they get triggered. In this situation, she said something he said no big deal, she should realize he is right and forget about it. Instead she throws herself a pity/guilt party and tries to make him out to be the bad guy so she doesn't look like an idiot.
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>>683390100
It would accomplish getting an unnecessary idiot out of your life hopefully. Fools like you always end up making it harder for the rest of us with your hopeless romantic bullshit.
Life isn't about enabling your partner to be a crazy person.
Have you ever stopped being retarded long enough to consider that people who are actually wanting to do other things with their lives other than listen to some mentally unstable person bitch about how some person looked at them funny for a while?
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>>683383061
I think she literally just told you her problem. she wants you to give her attention
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>>683390847
This. Fucking this. People need to come to their senses and stop enabling bullshit like this to happen because they are too afraid to tell the person that they are being a fucking idiot and to move on.
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>>683388083
You probably never had a relationship like that.
At the start you comfort her and actually feel bad for her. You want to help her. Then you see that it happens often and you're worried about her. Then you realize it happens all the time and you have the same conversation with her every time she whines. It starts to get on your nerves, but in the same time you feel bad for her.After some time you just feel annoyed and you don't want to listen the same crap all over again. When she's in that state of mind, every little thing about her annoys you. Her face annoys you. You can't listen to that anymore and at some poont you break and act aggressive towards her and then she shuts up. You feel bad for being aggressive and apologize. The same thing happens again and you fake it that you care just so she wouldshut up. She doesn't. You break once again, feel bad after that etc. It happens again.You're telling her to shut up. You don't listen to her. She's whining about you not paying attention to her. Faking an apology, you just want to get away and go home. She starts whining about something again, you flip her off and go home. Go to sleep without remorse.
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>>683391254
YES THIS IS WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME TOO
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1. women are irrational

2. rational arguments do not work on someone who is being irrational

3. irrational feelings trump logical reasoning when a person is being irrational

4. feelings are irrational

5. dismissing someone's irrational fears will usually only make them get defensive

6. an irrational person will not rationally dismiss irrational thoughts

women don't want to be told they're wrong, that their feelings don't matter, or that they're being stupid. they just want to be comforted and optimistic about the future. who cares if you're right? what she feels matters. just deal with it - don't expect her to change, become rational, and see your point of view. she just want to feel like it matters what the thinks - even if she's stupid; even if she realizes she's stupid
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>>683380496
Rolling for this
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>>683390859

i'm happy

you?
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>>683391254
Bruh. You said exactly what happened to me my last relationship
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>>683391385
My condolences.
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>>683391254
>a relationship like that.
all girls and relationships nowdays.
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>>683391449
Basically women just want to cry on your dick for the attention.
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So what you're saying is you're a jaded fag who has no feeling, ooo how tough are you big boy, must feel like a man running through all these girls . sound like some engineers who sit on their ass all day jerkin off
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>>683391254

- or -

you learn the first rule of being a husband: ignoring your wife, but making her feel like you're listening

that's why i said to just paste that same line over and over, whenever she's being stupid. really, all you need to say is "i'm sorry. it'll all be ok." doesn't matter what she said. the dog could have run away, her mother could have died, she could have lost her arm. just paste that one sentence, and the bomb will be defused. don't even think twice about it. who cares what she's on about
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>>683392008
I wouldn't say jaded, but relationships are about give and take. When she begins to take all of your time and command you use it to listen to her bitch irrationally, and that same act repeats then you'd have to be an idiot to stay with a person like that.
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>>683391254
and fucking bingo was his naymo!
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>>683391642
I'm perfectly happy.
Without having to constantly tend to someones emotions took a huge weight off of my shoulders. Now i can focus on college without having to deal with a cunt every day.
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>>683392066
Yeah, I did that but she figured it out.
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Guys, WHERE THE FUCK IS OP?
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>>683392284

wow, focusing on college? what a man you are

if OP is some angsty teen just trying to fuck, then yea, who gives a shit. just get a fuck buddy and get some slob on your knob

i was giving actual relationship advice for men
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>>683392390
Yeah? Then what the bitch do?
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>>683392390

you can't piss her off THEN say it. say it immediately. don't engage. don't get her riled up. just back away
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>>683386390
roll
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>>683388083
Nigger you what.
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>>683392390

if this is actual OP, just say:

ok. i get it. i shouldn't have dismissed your feelings. i don't understand it, but i'm sorry you felt bad. are you ok?
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>>683392605
What if she just continues to bitch on?
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OP is faggot confirmed
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>>683392491
Somehow she doesn't whine that often. Probably because I let her know I won't listen to her whining. Few times I just gotup and left when she started talking shit.
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>>683392782

if you've already pissed her off, you dun goofed, and you have to just apologize. that's the point: her feelings are what matter, not who was right. if someone else made her feel bad, just say sorry and move on. if you made her feel bad, tell her you understand you made her feel bad, say sorry, and move on
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>>683392775
Not OP.
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>>683392923
And that's when she'll go whine to another guy behind your back. She'll probably let him fuck her ass too.
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>>683392605
I'd rather not be in a relationship with a stupid child. I'm not censoring myself for someone's fragile, pampered, bratty sensibilities.
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>>683393078
Doormat/10
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>>683393078
No I meant, what if she continues to bitch and bitch after you say "I'm sorry, it'll be okay"
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>>683392480
You are literally missing the entire point of what op and others are saying. We're talking about the cunts lives who revolve around drama no matter what age they are. Enabling this dramatic behavior is bullshit. Leave them. Even if you are in your 30s.
They clearly are not worth the time so its better to move on to someone who doesn't complain about absolutely everything.
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>>683393149
see
>>683388083
>ITT: newfags who don't understand relationships
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>>683378136
YOURE STILL HERE!!!!!!
Kill this fucking thread already
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>>683393149
Yeah but all women are like that.
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>>683393288

if you haven't pissed her off yourself, just let her bitch and ignore it. when she's done bitching, say that again and move on

women generally don't care if you try and solve their problems. they often don't even want you to solve their problems. they just want to bitch to (i.e. share their feelings with) you. they just want to feel like someone gives a shit about them. even if you don't
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>>683393449

No they aren't. Some of them are normal human beings. Some women don't want to hear bitching and whining about trivial bullshit the same way most guys don't. just like how some guys are whiny cunts.
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>>683393514

grandparents are the fucking experts on this

>that's nice, dear
is their way of saying "i didn't actually listen to what you said, but i want you to feel like i give a shit
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>>683393514
I'd rather jump off a bridge. So instead of enabling bitching, women should be treat as pump and dump objects. And if you're lucky enough to find one who isn't like all the others, then start a relationship.
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>>683393753
stop it femanon
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>>683393928

more women for the good guys, then

it's dicks like you that drive the pussy to guys like me
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>>683393753
You're either a faggot or a slut. Either way, gtfo.
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>>683383175
kek
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>>683394102
But if you're dating them then it's less pussy. Since I'll pump and dump and you'll be tied down in a shitty relationship. I never said I couldn't fake being a nice guy for a few days ;)
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>>683393928
i posted a few times stating that you shouldnt enable constant bitching and shit but come on listening to it every once in a while is still annoying but still manageable. if you cant handle someones bitching how are you going to handle every other aspect of life?
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>>683394375

pretending to give a shit and fucking them regularly is a lot easier than recruiting a new chick for a one night stand...
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>>683393449
not traps!
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