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What does a day in your life looks like /b/?
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I really doubt that's what a day in your life looks like
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>Wake up depressed whenever or when it's time to go to work
>Contemplate whether or not my life has any meaning and if I should just kill myself
>Wuss out
>Go to work
>Eat lunch
>Either go see my gf who's the only person in the world I care about, but she's kind of a cold bitch, or go home and sit on my computer
>Watch youtube until I finally fall asleep
>Repeat
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It's this difficult
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>>683378098
Wake up 530 am. Go to work. Work as food and beverage director for assisted living community. Supervise grown men as one would children. Make a produce order, do some chef stuff(mostly smoke weed out back and do food cost admin reports). Go home. 4 kids. Theater, ballet, ukelele lessons, basketball, etc. Cook dinner for the 6 of us. Fuck the wife. Smoke weed. Go to bed. Do it again. Life is fuckin awesome
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>>683378098
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>>683379132
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Wake up
School
Pursue girls
Study
Pursue girls
Draw
Pursue girls
Fap
Pursue girls
Sleep
Pursue girls in dreams
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>>683378098

Wake up.
Crusade.
Fight Islam.
Wake up Western Brothers to the cause before it's to late.
Praise the sun.
Be Glorious.
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>>683378098
>implying I have life

>wake up
>go to /b
>eat
>sleep
>repeat
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This
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drink in the bath
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>>683379387
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>>683379036
Tbh fam, I'm jealous of you
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>>683379132
What the fuck?
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>>683379682
Random text generator, so original and quirky, people must love you
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>>683379725
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>>683379837
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>>683378098
>wake up at 9am
>struggle to get out of bed, today I got out at 12:30
>go eat lunch and go to the classes i didn't sleep through
>finish class at 4pm
>take shower, possibly brush teeth/shave
>go on internet
>realize it's 8pm and I didn't do shit
>do homework if I have any
>generally waste time till 11pm watching netflix or some shit
>go to sleep at 12pm
>sit on 4chin till 3am and go to sleep

I fucking hate this college bullshit, most depressing shit ever. At least I have a full ride.
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Stalk some celebs on social media
Fap
4chan
Fap
Stalk same celebs on social media
Fap
Fap
4chan
Write an email to Moot and delete it
Fap
4chan
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>>683379132
I agree dude
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>>683379415
newfag
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>>683378098
>wake up
.wait for my gf to get off work
>fuck her brains out
>goshoppingwith her/see a movie/hang out with friends
>come back home
>watch movie/tv show
>fuck her brains out again
>smoke weed and play hots
>go to bed
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>>683382623
lol
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>>683379415
is it summer there already in america?
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>>683378098
>wake up
>go to work
>hate myself
>go home
>watch TV and browse 4chan
>eat dinner
>shower
>play some vidya
>stare at ceiling or cry, optionally until 5 AM
>sleep
>repeat
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>wake up at 4:30am
>take meds
>take shower
>go to school
>arrive by 5:30-6am
>do school stuff til 5:30pm at latest unless janitor doesn't kick us out of lab
>if scheduled to work, go to work and dishwash
>go home
>if weekend, drink 40 of OE and can of smith&forge
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>wake up
>take a shower
>sit on computer and watch youtube videos
>eventually get bored and play a game
>get bored after an hour and start watching youtube videos again
>motivate myself to learn after effects
>give up after trying for 4 hours for one fucking thing that doesn't work
>wash my face and put on acne stuff
>lay in bed on my phone browsing /b/
>eventually jerk off
>go to sleep
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>>683382149
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>>683382623
jesus christ i died. post the webm now
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>>683382821
minus the crying, this guy gets it
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>wake up 7am
>actually wake up 7:30am
>get to school 8am (hs senior)
>class, maybe skip a few classes
>go home 2:30
>eat
>reddit (news and shit, fuck off)
>/b/
>sleep from 5pm to 9pm
>wake up, listen to music, facebook, /b/, reddit, or netflix until 1am
>shower
>fall asleep ~3ish
>repeat

getting tired of this shit, hopefully college will be better
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>wake up
>4chan
>video game
4chan
>go to bed
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>wake up at 0545
>shower shave brush
>eat breakfast until 0635
>in formation by 0645
>Korean class from 0755-1545
>PT/workout till 1700
>shower eat then study tjll about 2000-2100
>enjoy my one free hour
>go to bed
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN4sMISyYgk
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Wake up
Sad silence
Touch girlfriends ass
Cuddle
Get dressed for work
> "welcome to Cumberland Farms"
Hate life
Jerk off in store bathroom
Eat same pizza everyday for lunch
Work
Go home
Talk with girlfriend
Smoke weed with girlfriend
Play vidya
Eat
Fuck
Sleep
Repeat
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>wake up 5am
>go to school/work (university)
>2pm im free, pick up gf we live together
>4pm, at home, eat
>5pm, general watch anime/play vidya
>10pm, bath time
>11pm fuck gf
>repeat

in general thats my day
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>>683383866
You're living the life I want the most, so simple
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>>683384038
Wown never thought I'd hear someone say that
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100%
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>>683382623
da fuck is in his hand?
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>>683384209
>only faggot in history that hasnt seen that vid yet
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>>683378098
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>>683379498
>praise the sun instead of deus lo vult

fuck off
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>>683384505
activated almonds = soaking bitter almonds in water. drink the water and eat the almonds.

it's really good
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>>683384410
the chink fapping and the kid walks in with a drink?
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>>683384662
I hate you. Why wouldn't you just eat the almonds? You've done literally nothing in "activating" them
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>>683384662

this is how cancer spreads
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>>683384662
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>>683384968


you really think so?
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>>683385139
ah, you've baited me well
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>wake up
>drink any leftover booze I have
>figure our how I'm gonna get more booze today
>probably sell my bunghole to a stranger for cash
>buy more booze and get drunk
>eat some McDonalds or find trash food
>drink more
>drink until I past out

I live a very dignified life
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>wake up at 7:00
>go to office
>sit there until I'm needed
>ocassinally be called to fix plane
>do that until ~17:00 with meals in between

The life of an air force maintnace team.
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>>683378098

>wake up early as shit
>Work 2 jobs
>Both Manual labor
>Both shitty pay
>Think about how my life has no meaning
>Think about killing myself all day
>Finally get off and go home
>Wake up and do it again
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Like shit
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>>683378098
depends on the season
work season
>get up 4am
>breakfast
>5am jog
>6am shower
>7am work
>6pm workout
>7pm dinner
>9pm pre sleep protien shake
>10pm sleep

off season
>wake up 6am
>contemplate the empty void that is my life
>breakfast
>jogg
>shower
>attempt to fill the void that is my life with pointless hobbies
>workout
>dinner
>remind myself that when im with someone i want to be alone
>wish is wasnt alone
>lay awake for hours
>sleep by god knows when
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>>683383153
>>683379132
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>>683385572
yup
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>>683385665

I like this because of his dragon shirt and his similar friends
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>Wake up
>Check emails, fb, 4chan
>Eat some sort of rice based breakfast
>Go to research location
>Hope the weather isn't too hot
>Research effects and help implement action to help refugees
>Try to avoid excess sweating
>Get depressed about policy inaction by governments
>Go home
>Further work on thesis, check emails, fb, 4chan
>Drink beers
>Sleep
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>>683385665
so sad
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>>683378098
>Wake up
>eat
>4chin
>video games
>4chin
>look at car stuff
>talk to friends
>eat
>talk to sluts online

It's actually pretty terrible. I'm waiting to hear back on a job offer so I can work before I lose my mind.
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>wake up
>browse internet
>eat
>maybe shower
>back to internet
>fap
>sleep

pretty boring. the worst part is that every day feels like it goes by in hours and i'm back to falling asleep. I don't like it.
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>>683386959

We've all tried this only to find out just how meaningless we really are
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>>683378098
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>>683387139
I'd go to his party
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>>683382939
Buy a book it will help you loads to learn the software
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>be me
>recently made NEET
>wake up at 8:30
>bike 10-15 miles and lift
>tidy
>play with cat
>eat lunch
>DIY projects and house work
>hang out with girlfriend
>dinner
>4chan/vidya
>stay up until 4AM worrying
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depends on the day. since it's technically monday i'll just go with that

>wake up
>shower, dress, etc
>speed to class, probably 10 mins late
>go home, eat, do homework for next class
>go to next class
>go home, if nobody is there, jerk off, if someone is there, listen to music or play vidya until 5
>work until 10
>if wasnt able to jerk off earlier, jerk off now
>watch anime or play a game or do some art until 11, or if im not tired like 3am
>sleep
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>>683378098
>it's never the same
>i do whatever the fuck i want
>i live on my own
>basically consists of skateboarding, work(currently unemployed but do jobs here and there), smoking lots of weed and playing with my guitar
>occasionally chill with some peeps but i stay most of the time alone
>i'm a loner
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>wake up
>coffee
>youtube/4chan
>eat
>go to Uni
>coffee
>go back home
>drink about 2-3 liters of beer
>fap
>sleep
Repeat.
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>>683388296
Hum, forgot:
Another
>4chan
In da night
And
>calisthenics
Some days.
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>stumble and trip out of bed (most likely there's a mcchicken from last night in or near hand)
>throw water on face, brush teeth, jeans & button up & lab coat & shoes (too lazy to wear underwear, bra, or socks)
>take an uber bc I'm always late for metro
>4chan
>arrive at work, spend 10 hours conducting autopsies (not as fun as it sounds, we get some fucking disgusting bodies that are badly decomposing, or hookers with nasty pussys that I personally have to swab)
>sneak off to bathroom every hour to sleep or 4chan in stall
>get bitched at by boss for backlogs
>occasionally have to go out to scene to fucking collect maggots off stiffs and check for immediate cause of death and rape (kill me)
>trudge home like I have cement shoes on
>get home, do a lot of drugs
>4chan and watch shit re runs of old jerry springer, unless Big Bang or border wars or some basic shit on tv
>Eat 7/11 or any fast food dinner
>curse God
>play with my tiny fluffy cute ass bunny rabbit
>4chan
>not cleaning
>grand theft auto San Andrés
>fall asleep at 4am in drug exhaustion haze while eating mcchicken, wake up 3 hours later for work
>wash, rinse, and repeat

24 year old, 96lb female, but on the inside I feel like an 87 year old 500lb male. Like an old cranky bastard. Or a fat soulful sassy black woman.
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>>683378098
Wake up at 5.
Go to shit job
Try to be supervisor in a shit factory environment
People come to me with problems
Offer to fix problem
They don't want solutions, just to yell at something
Come home
Drink to sleep
Wake up, repeat
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>>683378098
>wake at 6
>go to work
>plot to kill everyone
>get off work
>get home
>plot to kill myself
>browse /b/
>sleep
>repeat
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>>683388752
>because women know what fat men feel like. You disgusting fat cunt.
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>>683382810
almost
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>>683385878
Athlete? What's your jab sahn?
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>Wake up around 1pm
>Take a shot of scotch
>Walk the dogs
>Feed chickens and rabbits
>Collect eggs
>Make egg sandwich and coffee
>Get stoned
>Jack off
>More scotch
>Rotate more jacking off, bong rips and shots of scotch
>Walk dogs
>Go to work
>Come home
>Scotch, bongs, video games
>Go to bed at 4am
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>>683388752
96 lbs

m8 you are underwight

and that day . . . fucking kill yourself already
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>>683383377
Hate to break it to you, but it doesn't get better. Neither does working.

If you're the kind of person who takes life seriously and wants to be good at what you do, you'll come to understand that 95% of the people around you are worthless. People are stupid, lazy, shallow, petty and selfish. Most of them are like this by choice. Most of them will do better in life than you will.
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>>683378098
>wake up somewhere between 6-8am
>smoke a cigarette and have some OJ
>feed cat
>check emails
>workout for about 30 mins
>take shower
>respond to emails
>call or answer call from my long time best female friend.
>listen to escort drama and argue about politics
>hop in the benz
>drive to the post office to check po box
>hit the convenient store on my way home, buy energy drink and pack of smokes
>get back home around 10ish
>still on the phone with my friend
>do a dab because shes high
>spend about an hour or two chilling in recliner working on the website to do list.
>fix 5 problems and find 10 more.
>text my main admin, normally making fun of stuff on the site
>deposit checks with my phone, run automatic payments, enter shit in quickbooks
>end my work day by noon
>go grab lunch with a friend / gf / etc
>do whatever for the rest of the day
>come home or stop by around 6pm to feed cat again
>chill at home, go out, friends come over, whatever
>go to bed around 12-1am weekdays
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>>683383676
Really ?
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>>683378098
>wake up
>do some coke
>go to gym, boxing or lifting
>go home, shower
>do more coke
>go to work 12 hour shift engineering deal
>do coke while working
>go home
>watch UFO doc or Asian porn
>sleep
>repeat
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>>683388752
you feel shitty because of diet and lack of sleep
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>>683389336
Don't pull that shit on me nigga, I eat mega truckloads of junk food all day every day, I chose my apt only bc it was across from 7/11. I EARNED the right to be a fat man. I'm transobease, Its not a choice, I was born this way. I just throw up everything. Even water. I'm more into instant gratification. Google: gastroparesis
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>Durry, coffee, poo
>Check news, emails, browse internet
>Study
>Workout
>Shower
>Eat
>More study, TV, wank
>Browse internet
>Sleep
>
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>>683381319
>Write an email to Moot and delete it
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Wake up
Take meds
Eat breakfast
Paint Warhammer
Maybe go to the shop and paint/socialize
Play something on my computer until bored
Nap time
Read (Warhammer novels)
More painting
More vidya
Take meds
Think about where it all went wrong
Maybe fap if motivated (rarely)
Sleep
Repeat
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>>683384209
its a knife go back to sleep
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>>683390720
>gastroparesis
I really doubt it. Sounds more like bulimia. Also:

>shitload of drugs
>constantly puking
Do you even have teeth left? Your mouth must look and smell like a week old murder scene.

>transobese
Fuck off with this shit.
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I get up, I go to work, I make wine, I come home, I cook, I clean, I waste my time on this fucking site , I sleep and repeat.
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>>683388752
Post snapchat for crusty hooker pussy
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>>683390120
Brother.
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>>683390286
Coke? Come on m8
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>Wake up, when depends on how or if I slept at night.
>Get something to eat for breakfast or lunch (depends on how late I get up).
>Download music, edit files.
>Some days I may run errands (groceries, take Mom to Dr's, etc...)
>Make coffee and play cards with Mom.
>Have lunch (or dinner)
>More downloading/file editing
>Watch TV a bit
>Go to bed/get online with iPod Touch til I get tired.

Rinse and repeat
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>>683378098
yeah but who is this
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>wake up eat anything i can, pack whatever food i can find
>hike for about 3 hours, do some bs, hike another 2, check another area
let's just say i have no life budds,
mfw people have a social life
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>>683378098
>wake up
>think about suicide
>eat
>think about suicide
>complete school/work
>think about suicide
>think about suicide
>think about suicide
>suicide
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wake up at 8pm
take pain killers
get a Sandwich from Subway
eat half sandwhich while watching CNN or Fox news
go on 4 chan
take a break to take pain killers eat other half of sandwich
go on 4 chan until 7am
take sleeping pills
sleep 13 hours
repeat

maybe once or twice a week I'll watch a film I downloaded

I drink 2 cokes and two full bottle of fizzle water a day

think about suicide everyday
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>>683393621
that doesn't sound too bad
I kinda wish my life was more like that
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>>683391913
I'm too lazy and too unmotivated to be bulimic. I have to get Botox injected every 4 months into my stomache. Normal stomache moves and contracts regularly. My stomache barely contracts or moves. After 4 hours:normal stomache has full digested 100% or near, mine- 15%. So it just comes back up. At my peak I was throwing up 27 times a day. I'm litterly starving all day.

Yes you are right though, the acidity of vomit made a couple of my teeth die. I had to get full veneers by the time I was 19 to save my teeth. It sucked dick.

Transobease people don't fuck off with shit, we just eat the shit.

I also have to walk with a cane, it sucks so much dick, chode dick. I have to wear a lot of gay Fannypacks.

Just saw captcha with click on all the pictures of pizza. Would suck dick for pizza right now.
Someone shoot me.
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>Wake up
>Go back to sleep
>Spend 5 minutes looking for a job
>Play disc golf while consuming shitty beer
>Play video game while watching archer
>consume 2-3 Tequila sunrises
>Sleep
>Rinse Repeat
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>>683395747
I know how fucking gastroparesis works, I have access to Google and Wikipedia.

>walk with a cane
>naturally this means lots of gay fanny packs
What the fuck kind of drugs do you take?

>more "transobese" bullshit
You're not transobese because there is no such thing. I don't care how much of a special snowflake you think you are.
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wakeup whenever, yogurt and tea
Go lift Home gym masterrace
smoke, shit, shower
smoke eat smoke chill, if i'm lucky my mates will bring a girl around for me to fuck
smoke eat smoke some more then sleep.
ALL I DO IS WATCH SHOWS AND LISTEN TO MUSIC AND I HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS TO EVERYTHING BUT FUCK IT MAN I'M JUST A STONER AND IM POSTING THIS FUCKING SHIT ON 4chan SO IM OBVIOUSLY FUCKED
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>>683385424
Rick?
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>>683395637
Nah, it sucks. I'm in my late 40's with no job, no spending money, with a bad back, no social life and so sign that anything is going to change for me in the foreseeable future. I'm living like a 70- year old.
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>>683378098
wake up, wish i hadn't, repeat
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>>683391242
kek
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>>683384662

>Bitter almonds
>Dat cyanide content

No thanks.
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>>683386349

I don;t know what's more embarassing. Playing a babby tier basic game like Fallout 4 or playing it in McDonalds on your desktop.
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>>683378098
Wake up, work out, shower, eat, watch tv, sleep.
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>wake up happy
>realize I'm still a boy more accurate a full grown man. Fml
>realize I'm too coward and weak to escape the worst most dreadful middle class regime zionists parents
>play smash bros
>smoke weed
>walk park
>think in loops
>watch movies
>avoid avoid avoid avoid real life at all costs even knowing I'm wasting my life and talent (many)

I hate myself as a man.
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wake 730, fap to 100GB porn collection, commute 1 hour to silicon valley software job, stare at numerous screens and puzzle over bugs, avoiding boss and ignoring schedule priorities, nap in car at lunch, commute 1hr back to home hoping its late enough to avoid wife, glass of wine, browse /b for an hour, download chubby joi videos off xhamster, fap again before bed,
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Wake up
Bathroom
Get ready for last year of hs (senior)
Get to schoo
Anatomy class is dope
Other stuff
Lunch, get nicd out sometimes drink
Come back, rest of schoo
Talk a lot of politics
Go home, change
Play vidya or go out w friends
Gym Tues-thurs
Nap
Eat
YouTube
Fuck around
Sleep
Repeat
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>>683396812
Nigga I'm not a fuckin mind reader, what if you live in fucking North Korea and your sneaking on to little kimmys private wifi and all you can get is 4chan.

So I explained it, since I don't discriminate.

>fannypacks
With cane, leaves you with only one available hand, makes carrying shit and smoking cigarettes while walking difficult.
Fannypacks = hands free

>transobease transobease transobease
not so much a special snowflake, more of a special snowball.
*nudge* *nudge* get it, get it?

You can be trans too.
Rachel dolezal jumped on that transracial shit. Instead of being called a insensitive prick, people will say I'm being progressive.
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>Wake up
>Go to the shooting range or go running
>Go to class in the afternoon
>Go to work for the evening
>Come home, have a couple beers and play games or watch movies or something
>Go to bed ~3AM
Alternatively,
>Finish class
>Day off work
>Pick up gf
>Watch workaholics together and fuck her raw 2-3 times
>Take her home
>Do the same shit I usually do for the rest of the evening
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>>683398958
Damn... i am sorry to hear.
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Wake up
Shoot up heroin
Go back to sleep until later
Repeat
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>>683398958
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>>683399235
So basically a normie
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>>683378098
Just imagine you're really tired, and you want to die.
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>>683399302
Still didn't say what kind of drugs you're on.
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I draw dicks in a video game trade school while watching Salty Bet.

Here is one of my recent works.
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>tea
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>>683378098
Have nudes of her

Proof
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>>683399924
Btw, actual OC shit here.
I do commissions for $5.
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Nice thread op tank you
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>>683378098
>wake up at weird time, or an hour before I need to be at work
>scramble to get ready if the 2nd, fart around if 1st
>go to work
>talk to friends
>dick around
>eventually do some work
>volunteer for as much easy shit as possible so no one questions what I do
>mostly shop or read shit online all night, I do very little actual work - I'm so efficient at it now that it's trivial
>go home and fart around a little then go to bed
>days off, I do errands and fart around. no car so errands are a lot of walking or a lot of riding.
All in all life isn't bad, especially compared to married life previously. Still not divorced, but working on that.

Things could be better though.
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>wake up at 7:00 AM
>lay in bed and contemplate whether or not my life has value until 7:15-30
>get out of bed
>shower and get dressed
>walk to campus dining hall
>eat nasty overpriced breakfast because American college is fucked
>go to class at 9:30AM
>get done with classes around 3PM
>practice guitar for an hour or two
>browse 4chan and listen to music
>try to get inebriated on pot or booze
>not 21 so it's difficult but possible
>usually just sit at my computer studying if diet or watching YouTube if high/drunk
>go to bed at like 8PM without talking to anyone all day except my awkward drug dealer
>wake up and repeat the same fucking shit over and over
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Wake up
Realise your me
Play elder scrolls (any one) for hours
Fap
Netfix
Fap
Hulu
Fap
4chan
Fap
Eat
Play more vidya
Rewatch bb for infinity time
Eat dinner
Fap
Ice cream
Bed
4chan
Fap
Fap
Fap
Fap
Fap
Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
Sleep
Repeat
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>>683378098

no one itt meditates each day, is it that rare?
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>>683400984
I try to
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>>683399542
Cheers to that, friend
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>>683400984
not rare, just super fuckin gay
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>>683400064
Post then?
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tie a plastic ice pack around my face and commence with the morning's stretching exercises. Afterwards I stand in front of a chrome and acrylic Washmobile bathroom sink - with soap dish, cup holder, and railings that serve as towel bars, which I bought at Hastings Tile to use while the marble sinks I ordered from Finland are being sanded - and stare at my reflection with the ice pack still on. I pour some Plax antiplaque formula into a stainless-steel tumbler and swish it around my mouth for thirty seconds.

Then I squeeze Rembrandt onto a faux- tortoiseshell toothbrush and start brushing my teeth (too hung over to floss properly - but maybe I flossed before bed last night?) and rinse with Listerine. Then I inspect my hands and use a nailbrush. I take the ice-pack mask off and use a deep-pore cleanser lotion, then an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I check my toenails. Then I use the Probright tooth polisher and next the Interplak tooth polisher (this in addition to the toothbrush) which has a speed of 4200 rpm and reverses direction forty-six times per second; the larger tufts clean between teeth and massage the gums while the short ones scrub the tooth surfaces. I rinse again, with Cepacol. I wash the facial massage off with a spearmint face scrub.
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>>683399542
you forgot steal shit, spread aids
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>>683401796
The shower has a universal all-directional shower head that adjusts within a thirty-inch vertical range. It's made from Australian gold-black brass and covered with a white enamel finish. In the shower I use first a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Vidal Sassoon shampoo is especially good at getting rid of the coating of dried perspiration, salts, oils, airborne pollutants and dirt that can weigh down hair and flatten it to the scalp which can make you look older. The conditioner is also good - silicone technology permits conditioning benefits without weighing down the hair which can also make you look older.
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>>683401829
On weekends or before a date I prefer to use the Greune Natural Revitalizing Shampoo, the conditioner and the Nutrient Complex. These are formulas that contain D-panthenol, a vitamin-B-complex factor; polysorbate 80, a cleansing agent for the scalp; and natural herbs. Over the weekend I plan to go to Bloomingdale's or Bergdorf's and on Evelyn's advice pick up a Foltene European Supplement and Shampoo for thinning hair which contains complex carbohydrates that penetrate the hair shafts for improved strength and shine. Also the Vivagen Hair Enrichment Treatment, a new Redken product that prevents mineral deposits and prolongs the life cycle of hair. Luis Carruthers recommended the Aramis Nutriplexx system, a nutrient complex that helps increase circulation.
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>>683401891
Once out of the shower and toweled dry I put the Ralph Lauren boxers back on and before applying the Mousse A Raiser, a shaving cream by Pour Hommes, I press a hot towel against my face for two minutes to soften abrasive beard hair. Then I always slather on a moisturizer (to my taste, Clinique) and let it soak in for a minute. You can rinse it off or keep it on and apply a shaving cream over it - preferably with a brush, which softens the beard as it lifts the whiskers - which I've found makes removing the hair easier. It also helps prevent water from evaporating and reduces friction between your skin and the blade. Always wet the razor with warm water before shaving and shave in the direction the beard grows, pressing gently on the skin. Leave the sideburns and chin for last, since these whiskers are tougher and need more time to soften. Rinse the razor and shake off any excess water before starting. Afterwards splash cool water on the face to remove any trace of lather. You should use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol. Never use cologne on your face, since the high alcohol content dries your face out and makes you look older. One should use an alcohol-free antibacterial toner with a water-moistened cotton ball to normalize the skin.
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>wake up
>get depressed over how i lost my virginity (literally every single morning)
>feel degenerate
>study a bit
>difficult in this mood
>study a bit more
>go to school
>finals
>exam that usually goes alright, but never really good
>get home
>get stressed because another exam tomorrow
>go to bed procrastinating anyway
>tell yourself you will wake up early
>you don't

Rinse and repeat
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>>683402039
how did you lose your virginity?
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>>683384209
The proof of your faggocy
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>>683402254
Fucked a girl at a house party. She was relatively trashy too. I feel really worthless ever since.
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>>683379415
bonus point for pursuing girls in dreams but you don't have time to pursue girls before school?
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>>683400051
iced teas dope tho
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>>683378098
I wake up at around 6am. I first make a breakfast usually consisting of a hard boiled egg, some rye bread with butter and ham and a glass of water.

Next I jump in the shower. Shave balls, pubic area and asshole. Use a body scrub and shampoo and lastly I shave my face and apply moisturizer to the entire body.
Then I turn on some music and get dressed and make a call to my gf.
I'm unemployed so I spend the rest of the day either with my gf, having coffee or a drink with a friend or two, or just spend a few hours walking or running.
At around 6pm I make myself dinner, and around 11pm I go to bed.
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>>683383628
where are u in training that you have phone access? AIT?
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>>683401829
>>683401891
>>683401975

i appreciate this
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>Wake up at 6am
>go to the gym and distract myself from how much I hate life by lifting for an hour
>shower, change and drive to work listening to classical music
>prepare myself for a day of pretending to like my colleagues and clients
>stop in the lobby of my office building and order the second of the ten cups of coffee I'll drink during the day
>spend the morning responding to all the emails that piled up overnight and drafting financing agreements
>browse /b/ on my phone when I'm bored
>go and get a po'boy or salad for lunch and eat it at my desk while reviewing/drafting more agreements
>more coffee
>fly to NY in the afternoon to negotiate a deal
>fly back
>go back to the office and review the proposed terms
>prepare a memo for a client
>drive home at about 10pm
>order a pizza, masturbate, browse /b/ and drink half a bottle of whiskey
>pass out by midnight and do it all over again the next day
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I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
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>>683378098
rubbing my oversized wiener to this girl that i see and talk to on the daily, knowing i have photos of her bare tits and ass and she had no idea. thats my day mostly
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sounds ai'ght
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>>683387139
>>683385665
these legit made me sad
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>>683403065
American psycho. Eyeseewhatudidthar.
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>>683402986
You are ahead of so many people, including me, just by putting your hatred into something productive like lifting. Keep it up bro.
>>683403065
Nice to meet you b8man.
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>>683387139
Fuck, I wish I knew him just so I could have come to his birthday party
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>>683378098
>Pic VERY related........
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>>683399907
;) heehee

Well..... I guess I did fail to mention secretly being addicted to IV heroin for the past 11 years. no one in my entire life has ever known, no one has ever had any suspicions, nothing. Not once. Have never once stopped. Used throughout getting my MD. I was super active in college. But since I graduated and took this job ive become a working class zombie.

But I'm very organized and scheduled about it. I could've been an amazing phlebotomist.

And medicinal mj. But that's it.
I don't even drink alcohol ever. Or coffee. Or Coke. Or any of that other jazz.

I was not about to post this, but fuck it.
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>>683378098
My day is impossible to describe to you because you are not yet at a level to comprehend. Maybe when you've matured a little
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>>683402986
Are you a lawyer?
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>>683399529
>>683399799

Its terrifying isn't it? I'm a hacker and I don't mean that in the traditional sense of computers but in a more new age way. I'm literally a con man but only to myself. I always knew I could do bad things as a man. I've been so afraid of this reality i only ever went to war with myself with razor blades etc. It's sad too because my boy parts and body are strong I just used to throw up looking at my strong muscles for too long in a mirror. Pride was broken. I only felt horror. And through that came my malware of society and parents belief structure. I built my life, my body, and my mind around everything wrong and avoidant.


I am only now starting to solve things and hopefully catch up from 10 full lost years. I am so sick of doing anything and everything I can to deny my own existence...


Im going to soon start moving 1000mph (I am adhd by nature as soon as I untie the last knots - attaching me to this boy personality his awful life - I am gone). I will be rapping and pretending to be a girl and soon grow into a legit mature adult female soul body irrelevant but more female.
I am a terrified child about to turn crypto punk. I don't seek revolutionary status but my words will hopefully be enough if the FBI don't kill me Fred Hampton style. I did get one talent all these years. My edgy free style typing raps are always razor sharp / I morph into a shark.

Yo, Shout outs to the wire taps! / I zip zaps in my brain like a Chris Prat eating kit Katz / I'm swerving my way home from the bars I am driving a fast car / a a c c bb aaa / IN THE PASSENGERS SEAT!! / scars still showing on my arms from those teen years / mostly spent locked up in isolation / aaa cc bb c aa /
/ blow my brains on the walls like a scrawny little misfit / who slits deep with a box cutter / ACT your age you little whore soon you will be 24!! / Yeah still rubber bands on my wrists for self defense / punch like a little bitch...

>get high write rap
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>>683402039
How did you lose your virginity??
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>>683388752
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>>683403672
mid-life crisis?
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>>683378098
>Wake up early
>Make breakfast
>Settle down to bake some stuff later in the day
>Get online
>Look at eSports shit
>Browse the few websites I like
>Run out of stuff to do so start cooking all day
>Try to grab some people who want some nice noms to come eat
>Don't usually get many responses
>Eat a bit, save leftovers so I don't gotta cook for a bit
>Still gonna cook the next day anyways
>Contemplate life a bit
>Hate my body
>Try to chat with friends online
>Sleep
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6am wake
6.30am, shower, small bump of meth and a beer
8.00am work
6pm home, beers and a bit more meth while playing with my kid
9.30pm get him to sleep have a couple more beers while looking on here or crash out myself
repeating for 15 years
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>>683403629

>heroin addict since 13

So much bullshit and trolling just stop responding to "her" you baited man you.
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>wake up at 7am
>shower or wash myself
>7:20am eat breakfast with my girlfriend
>8am, depending on the day I cycle to university or high school (internship as teacher)
>on monday, 8:30am arrive at university, follow classes all day with huge gaps in between them because they can't schedule for fuck
>other days, I teach
>Get frustrated because kids don't listen these days
>Have fun. Sometimes
>Finish around 2pm, depending on the day
>Go home, spend the afternoon procrastinating. Play vidya, maybe bass
>Let girlfriend make dinner
>Eat dinner
>Spend my evening behind my laptop, preparing lessons
>Watch netflix around 10pm
>Contemplate everyday if I still want to this
>Reminisce about my previous internship and know I can't fucking teach there
>Sleep around 11pm, fuck if lucky

I can't fucking wait for summer
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>>683378098
Wake up, eat, workout, whiskey mostly what I do for the average day.
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>>683388752
gtfo normie
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>wake up
>go to work

I forgot I'm in the dwelling of the NEETs.
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>>683402254
Check
>>683402432

Nothing special really, don't know why I feel so terribly awful about it.
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>wake up at 8, 9am
>cook, clean my university dorm room that I share with two girls
>mostly just sit on my laptop and read
>go shopping for groceries often
>sometimes go to uni
>quit my job so I'm free until next month
>do yoga at home
>shower
>talk to boyfriend online
Usually a pleasant, chill day. I sometimes hang out with people from uni, but that's rare. I always force myself to do it to prove to myself I'm not socially retarded, and then I end up regretting it. I only want to go places with my boyfriend and since we live on different continents, that happens rarely.
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>>683404022
Check
>>683402432

And then check

>>683404594

Accidentally replied to the wrong person lol
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>>683402432

This is probably how about 25-50 percent of the male population loses their virginities.
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>>683404685
Are your dorm mates nice
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>>683378098

>Wake up between 7-10am
>get out of bed (takes 30mins or so)
>shower (when I feel like it, usually I shower after exercising)
>eat
>exercise (fitness 5x/week + running or swimming 3x/week)
> eat and shower
>relax till dinner (play some vidya or go out)
>dinner
> play some more vidya, go out (or exercise if I really feel like it)
> eat
>go out (if im not already chilling)
>order food w/ bro's
>chill some more
>return home, eat some more, watch some TV or w/e I feel like
>Sleep
>Repeat

>I try to mix up things, like different types of sport, hang w/ different people daily, make odd food, try new things n such
>I know this is a shit tier life, but hey it works and I'm having fun as it is now.
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>>683403903
Yep, I mostly structured finance/direct investment work. Good money but I can't do this forever.
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>>683404746
Yeah thinking that makes me feel better, thanks anon. I know it's not a big deal, but there is this sense of embarassment and shame that I feel very strongly only in the mornings.
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>>683404092
how old are you again? I want to make sure you are old enough. It's for your own safety like the height measurement on the roller coasters but for your mind
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>>683378098
vidya + writing + drawing + work = my entire day
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>>683404850
>Good money
funny joke
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>>683404924
Same with me, except it's usually because I've just woken up sober and realised the "smoking hot girl" I fucked the night before is actually trashy as fuck.
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> wake up
> get out of bed
> sit at computer and talk to friends maybe play a game
> eat eventually, binge because maybe it'll make me happy
> sit around talking more and maybe playing games
> jerk off
> sleep
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>>683404764
Yeah, we were in the same class in high school, we chose to live together. Sometimes we fight but that comes with the territory. We're crowded in a small room and share a tiny bathroom, of course we're gonna get annoyed at each other.
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>>683404924

Eh, I get what you're saying. I have the same thing. Reality can hit you hard when you first wake up sometimes, but just know that this is really really inconsequential. Like seriously, it's not a big deal. Just tell yourself that when you wake up.
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>>683405073
$200k/year + bonus. Good enough for me since I never have time to spend it.
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>>683403104
I have a girl like that in my life - have her dirty pics, see her often, talk to her sometimes. I'm surprised I don't fap to them more often.
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>>683378098
>wake up 830am eat
>9am-2:30pm work
>1:30-2:30pm eat while working (generally only 30min max but gotta let food settle)
>2:30-3:30 workout
>3:30-4shower
>4-6 work
>6pm dinner
>7pm-10pm family time
>10 - 1am read

Sometimes there's more work in the 7-10pm slow as well. Work also replaces reading somewhat often. And sometimes ill throw in end of day cardio. Being a writer is ze best.
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>>683378098
>Snap out of a drug-fueled thought loop at 1 in the morning.
>Lay in bed for a few hours
>Take a few adderalls to get through the day
>go to work fucked up
>go home, drink a little, take some painkillers and smoke pot
>pass out or just sit at the desk staring blankly at the screen.
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>>683380788
Yeah, thats why I quit college... Lol
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>>683405229
That's pretty good, but when are you gonna start living?
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>>683383628
son?
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>>683378098
>Wake up
>Never hungry, force myself to eat
>Class (Uni)
>Lunch, be with GF
>Class again
>GF for a bit longer
>Gym
>Watch TV 'till i fall asleep cuz I dont even feel like playing vidya anymore
Pretty much my everyday, I don't feel like playing games or studying so I just lay down and do nothing
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>>683405307
What do you write?
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>constantly scheme to get money
>sometimes get it sometimes not

i just love money man. might as well work on getting it, keeps my mind focused.
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>>683405229
>not investing
why tho? I recommend you get a professional finance person to help you with that
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>>683405808
What do you do with it?
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>>683405808
>having plans that don't work
didn't you think them through first?
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>>683405911

put it away, pay bills, buy food, etc...
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>>683405935

lol, sometimes, sometimes i'll just try something... i find that by going for something without thinking about it you learn things that you wouldn't have with a well thought out plan.

i have managed to make a living starting shitty online businesses that don't last long but can get me a few thousand, selling things to people on the street, like whatever

it's not illustrious but i like it.
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>>683405566
I ask myself the same thing but working 70 hours a week actually distracts me from how depressed and lonely I am.
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>>683405988
So, like, sit on it like a dragon? I do the same with my money. I make very little, but I still have savings and I'm a university student.
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>>683405838
I'm a finance lawyer, you think I don't have investments?
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>>683406292
Yeah, but maybe you're depressed and lonely exactly cause you're working that much. How can you make friends with something occupying your time like that? Why don't you put aside a bunch of money and quit, or at least take a vacation?
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In Japan now.
Studied here for a year so have a loads of friends.
Went to see Himeji castle this morning with my parents who are here for a visit.
Going to the cinema with two girl friends now.
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>>683406350

basically i always have a rainy day fund and live simply so i'm able to bank a lot of it and won't have to work for months at a time if i come across something good.
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>>683406171
you should just be like bobby fischer and think 50 moves ahead
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>>683406407
timestamp to prove it
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wake up at 9 am
eat, take insane amount of coffee
do 10 steps to go to my "office" inside home
work until 13
eat
rest 2 hours, sometimes fuck my wife
work until 18
eat
watch some serial tv
somethimes fuck my wife
go to pc, browse 4chan
fap
coffee
fap
sigarette
sleep
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>>683406464
>paying visiting small penis land
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>>683406522
I like people like that. Good on you, bud. Just don't forget to keep living and having fun.
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>>683378098
Gonna go fatbiking. Roast some sausages in camp fire. Sun is shining. Gonna be a good day
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>>683406703

not possible for me, that guy is a champ.
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>>683405081
Kek

>>683405162
Thanks for the good vibes anon, this really was uplifting!
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>>683400064

Post em!
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>Everyday is awesome living in niggerless part of US.
>white professional with family
>7/10 wife ...stable of 6-8/10 side bitches
>dope ass job
>never consider killing self
>wonder how so many anons have such shit lives. feelsbadbro.jpg
>sleep well knowing family safe and provided for
>refuckingpeat
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Wake up, and try to put up with people. Go through my day trying to stay stable mentally. But then i day dream, and half the shit that comes out of peoples mouths makes me want to kill myself. But my provlem is, i think everyones trash
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>>683407665
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>wake up 3pm
>go to work at 5pm
>start using industrial dumpers to dump containers of peoples shitty priority mail boxes onto induction belts
>get complained at by management that im not doing a 3 person crew's job well enough by myself
>go home at 5:30 AM, go to sleep
>repeat 6 days out of the week
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>>683378594
dude has a large poster of this image in his bedroom in his parents house.
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>>683378743
The same without Gf and instead of goin work, studing, "studing"
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>>683378098
Last few days it's:
>wake up 7:45 am
>eat, smoke cigarettes, drink coffee
>work on papers from 9:00 unitl 14:00
>play guitar
>buy groceries
>run (three times a week)
>eat
>watch gossip girl with gf lmao. Pretty enjoyable actually
>fuck
>sleep
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>>683401975
But you don't get dubs
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>>683388752
tits or gtfo
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Wake up if i didnt decide to pull an all nighter... i usually just dont sleep because my room is infested with bed bugs and its painful to even try laying down, eat if there is food usually dont have anything because im poorfag so il probably drink some water to curb the hunger, then i hop on my computer play league/paragon, think about suicide because family doesnt love me and i hate my life, then i remember im hungry so i get peanut butter and a spoon with some water to curb my hunger some more, then i contemplate going to work usually decide not too because fuck consequences idc if i become homeless i want to die anyways, then i play more league and paragon, i then watch anime for a few hours until im hungry again, go buy dollar menu item at local tacobell. Watch more anime, contemplate pulling all nighter, most likely pull the all nighter or wear pants a shirt and long socks to sleep through the bed bugs.
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>>683378098
wake up
wait for alarm ten mins later
get up and shower
work at 6
"Today is a new day, today will be great....."
BLAH BLAH BLAH I'm a fgt apprencitce.....broken shit
hate stupid people so fucking much
hate cunts all goddamn day
finish work at 3
go home and hate cunts some more
facebook, then geekologie, then 4chan.
Play some vidya
Go to sleep having accomplished nothing
Rinse & repeat
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>>683380012
>>683380091
This faggot is just translating an chinese MP3 manual to english.
>>
>Wake up
>Shower
>Take siblings to school
>Sit and browse the interwebs all day
>Applying for jobs, listening to music, etc.
>Pick siblings up from school
>More of the same browsing
>Cook dinner
>More browsing
>Usually too tired to play vidya
>Sleep

Wake up, rinse and repeat. My life is boring as fuck.
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>>683410434
Sup roland
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>>683404222
No bullshit no trolling, can post whatever proof you want.
Touché bitch.

That would be pretty fucking sad if I was making up being a gimp hungry toothless addict loser who swabs dead vaginas with q tips to sound like a big man online.

That just made me even more depressed.
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>>683409904
and i thought my life was bad. You made my day. You helped open my eyes how shitty I would turn out to be if I indulge into pleasures daily and deny real world consequences.
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>>683378098
Like dis
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>>683409904
Bed bugs??! Duudee
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>>683410537
One day i hope il straighten out...
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wake up at 5:30 go to work as a tank-crewman IET in the ADF, get yelled at all day by the corporals for randomshit. end at 4pm go on my pc and play games , REPEAT (p.s army is not cool or fun 11/10 cancer prison that your trapped in)
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>>683410644
Yeah, had a friend who lived in the same apartment complex who would come over and they had bed bugs, now i have them.
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>wake up 8:00AM
>shower, eat, go to work
>arrive at work around 9:00 AM
>Coffee, newspapers, stock exchanges, paperwork, planning appointments
>Lunch at noon, have an hour off, most of the time we go eat at the same restaurant
>Afternoon can be pretty calm, visit properties with clients, but I have to hurry up nowadays because traffic all the time or plan everything really well
>more appointments and visits until 6PM, sometimes 8PM
>supper somewhere in between, with colleagues and/or clients
>depending on when I'm done have a drink with colleagues and/or clients
>arrive at home, somewhere between 7 and 10PM
>watch some peepshow or curb your enthousiasm
>try to go to bed before 12:30AM
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>>683410730
I almost went into a hole as deep as you are in. I hated my life and didn't give a fuck if I die. When I got a job and realized it was my only opportunity to gtfo of the shit hole I was in, I changed my mentality and started setting goals. I also took my job serious and am going through the ranks quick. Give it a try one day faggot.
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>>683378098
>wake up
>drink
>go to work
>go on break
>drink
>go back to work
>go home
>drink
>smoke
>fap
>tv
>smoke
>fap
>sleep
and repeat
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>>683378098
> wake up
> feel like shit
> look for good outfit for the day, shower and eat and shit.
> realise i have moobs and dont wanna go outside
> go outside
> feel like shit
> sit in train to shitschool
> hate my life, most are fucking retards
> go home
> drink alcohol and smoke spliffs
> spent time on turntables or go to a buddy to drink.
> only 4 days left to weekend.
>>
I have 3 jobs and they all allow me to work as littlw or as much as i want but i just dont have the drive to work i just work enough to pay the must be payed bills and thats it. Idk what will pull me up from the shithole that is my mentality but thanks for the encouraging words nigger.
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>>683383628
POG
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>>683378098
Wake
Turn on pc
Got get food
Watch t.v.
Lurk net
Turn on Xbone
GTA V online
Food
PC
Xbone
Sleep

Currently unemployed.
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>>683378098

>gf wakes me up at 7am to fuck before she goes to work
>fall back asleep at like 8
>wake up at 10.
>shower and leave for work by 10:30, get to work by 10:45
>first work meeting at 11. scrum standup where we talk about shit, mainly tackling horizontal initiatives and dealing with other teams
>finally get some time to code and get real work done without meetings between 3pm and 7pm
>head home. get food with gf / hangout with friends
>fuck gf and we both sleep around midnight
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>>683378098
>wake up
>hung over as fuck
>shower
>go to class
>get lunch
>go to class again depending on the day
>nap
>wake up again
>get dinner
>start drinking again
>repeat
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>>683387139
Sad
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>wake up 9 am
>usually get horny and jerk off to mless in the morning
>make perfect eggs and coffee
>watch any kind of series before going to work
>clean up body and face, watch 4chan and wait till 1 pm
>go to work at 1 pm
>work till 10 pm
>take a beer and enjoy the fact I work again nice and late in the afternoon the day after
>get paid for doing near nothing, but also get 10KM of walking each day
>wait until summer vacation starts, which is in a couple days
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>>683378098
>wake up
>school
>eat
>play 2h vidya
>go to bed and sleep 14h
>hang out with friends on weekends
inb4 depressed but not feeling down that much. just tired 24/5 and no motivation
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>>683409904
>complains about being poor
>skips work

fucking dumbass
>>
[spoiler]think about suicide[/spoiler]
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>>683412080
Me to so fucking tired all the time.
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>>683388752

>10/10
>would hangout with
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>>683378098
>>
most of your lives sound so shitty. get off your computer and stop playing games for like a year, see where it takes you.
>be me, freshman in college
>wake up 8-10am
>quick workout in dorm
>shower
>eat bfast, drink lotsa water
>go to class
>check emails, text/social media, plan social events/parties/philanthropies and whatnot bc greek life during and between classes
>probably booth for one of said events between class
>eat lunch at some point between classes, most likely with girl or friends
>finish class around 5/6pm, hang out with bros, hallmates, or girl if cute chicks i text are free
>do hw/study, some sort of fraternity busywork regarding philanthropies or events or pledges
>gym
>get dinner with hallmates(closest friends here) all v happy, good people to be around
>more hw/study if i have to, stay up late procrastinating if an essay/project is due next day while watching anime or playing hearthstone
>if i dont have schoolwork that night, do creative stuff, paint, make music for vidya, skype with game dev team, sketch game design ideas/brainstorm with them

honestly just tons of socializing throughout my day with a lot of variety throughout the week
some of you would benefit from a more active social life. break your comfort zone
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>>683402432

Why do you feel worthless about this?

Was she drunk/passed out? I can imagine feeling guilt at that.
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>>683388752
Tl;dr
Kys
>>
Tuesday-Saturday
>wake up 4:30am
>Breakfast, coffee, shower etc
>start shift in ER at 6am
>ER doctor in private hospital
>treat mostly broken bones silly accidents
>bored until something interesting happens
>nothing ever does
>6:15am-6:00pm dream about being in a level 1 trauma facility
>Off at 6pm then gym till around 8
>8:30 dinner
>9:00-11:00 paperwork, reading etc
>11:30 bed
>4:30 am, repeat

Be a doctor they said, it'll be fun and exciting they said.
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>>683412965
try harder
>>
>wake up
>shower then put clothes on
>go to work
>put led plates into holes
>get bitched at by co-worker because hes unobservant and fucked something up
>burn myself on 900F tool for degrossing lead pot
>take shower (at work because lead)
>tacobell, order number 6
>4chan
>light gaming or programming project
>sleep
>repeat
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>>683379036
Assisted living? So are these guys retarded or?
>>
>2pm I wake up, throw a dip in, drink monster, shower
>3pm - 9pm I play vidya, watch anime, cry and fap
>9:30pm I go to work. I work overnight at home depot. Basically climb up and down ladders with boxes for 8 hours straight
>6pm I go home, sweaty and tired, go to sleep
>repeat
In fall i start school for automotive but I dont even know if I wanna do that anymore. Whats the point /b/ i feel like its always gonna be the same shit different day. I think ill just start smoking along with dipping and drinking 3 monsters a day. If the heart attack dont get me first, at least i know the cancer will get me eventually.
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>>683378098
pretty much my life
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>>683413154
No, in fact she kept on leading me on. I feel that way because I lost my virginity to a trashy scum at a freaking house party. Is there anything more degenerate than that?

I was the one drunk out of his mind, not her. She even texted me later saying 'i apologize if i took your virginity'. Holy fuck did she think that was supposed to make me feel better?
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>>683378098
>Get up
>Reading at home, love Uni.
>Stream and make $
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>>683414017
jesus dude this sounds miserable
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>>683407343
>>
>Anchorage, Alaska
>Downtown
>20, Male, Native American
>Wed-Sunday
>Wake up at 1pm
>Shower
>Catch bus at 2pm
>Arrive at Subway at 2:50pm
>Clock on
>Work 3-10:30p
>Walk home
>Get home at Midnight
>Jack off, play vidya until 6am.

>Mondays and Tuesdays
>Jack off, vidya.

>Am anti-social plebe.
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>>683413505
to do what? im trying to help the suicidal dumbasses who dont know how to fix their lives
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Alright, may as well
>wake up at 1pm
>grab textbooks, take vyvanse
>study until 4pm, eat lunch
>read and talk to tinder bitches for an hour
>talk to roommate for a little bit, watch combat videos
>go back to studying until 11
>more talking to women
>put on a movie and talk until 2:45, take 6 Benadryl
>pass the fuck out and do the same thing the next day
Honestly it isn't as depressing as it sounds, it's just finals week. Soon I'll be home with my family, enjoying my well earned summer vacation and hanging out with my friends.
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>>683403104
Post her on boots pls
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>>683414201
It is miserable.
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>>683378098
>Be me
>Wake up from repeating dream that me and my ex never broke up
>Reach for the phone to call her, realize it was just a dream
>Check favorite youtube channels for more videos
>Play some vidya
>Talk to crush online
>I dont think im good enough for her but I really like her
>Pretend I was out job hunting well we talk
>Surf boorus and pixiv for new shit
>Torrent some new anime
>Make dinner
>Sleep
>Repeat
>Tfw I wont make rent this month
>Think I might kill myself soon
>>
>>683383676
>Lesbian couples see this
ftfy
>>
>>683387992
>>stay up until 4AM worrying
Hear that Anon, you job hunting or just letting it happen?
>>
>wake up whenever
>debate killing myself today
>ponder worthlessness of existence
>go to work if I have work today
>get home, eat whatever is here, take whatever drugs I can acquire
>force myself to masturbate
>sleep
>repeat
>>
>wake up for work if i have it. (If no work sleep til 3 pm+)
>brush teeth
>shower
>eat breakfast or wait til i get to work to eat
>go to work
>hate most people who come through my job (i work at a gas station)
>deal with fuck heads who give me 20$ in change for 5 dollars gas, beer, and cigarettes.
>hate everyone
>be fake nice
>go home
>dip
>vidya gaymes
>eat
>fap
>vidya/youtube/4chin
>sleep
R e p e a t~
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>>683414017
Same
>>
>wake up around 9am
>browse tindr and whisper
>get up at noon
>pretend to look for jobs
>checking balance getting low
>shower
>dress up nice
>go see random slut im talking to on tindr
>sex.jpg
>go home
>look in mirror
>all i have going for me is big dick and decent body
>checking balance getting low
>ponder why i have no job
>how am i not homeless
>jerk off on 4chan
>sleep
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>Wake up at 8.30
>cuddle girlfriend, occasional morning sex
>up at 8.45, shower, get ready.
>Co-worker picks me up at 9.30
>half hour drive through stunning countryside to work
>work is a light industrial unit nearby
>other 2 co-workers already working hard
>make coffee, head to my office
>boot up PC, /b/ for 15 mins
>spend rest of the day trying to boost sales, improve site, seo, etc.
>contact game devs and talk to them about our product.
>lunch at 12
>at 2, start sorting out days shipping, meet with shipping manager, check stock levels
at 4, shipping is collected parcels go off to America, Australia, Europe, China, other places but less so.
>at 4.30, meet with everyone, give them the run-down of the day
>home at 5, /b/ till bed
>sex
>sleep

rinse and repeat. Day in the life of an entrepreneur.
>>
TODAY
>woke up 7am
>slept on the couch again
>strong cup of coffee
>watch random shit on youtube for two hours
>watch a documentary on scientology
>11am eat a stack of like ten pancakes drowned in syrup
>another cup of coffee
>open windows to see the rain storm
>video games for hours
>4pm have a shower
>more youtube
>so much youtube
>8pm eat a bowl of porridge, chopped walnuts and banana
>watch air crash investigation
>9pm make this post
>>
>Wake up at 8
>Go to the restaurant I work
>Work 13-15Hours
>Take a shower
>Drink or sleep with GF
>>
Wake up
go on 4chan, reddit, youtube
play visual novel, games, anime
brush teeth
sleep
>>
>Wake up depressed
>Go to college classes all of which I hate except for my major courses
>See girlfriend, hang out/have sex
>Do homework and try to convince myself not to blow my brains out and be another dumb fuck in the first world who can't even hack the easiest life possible
>Wish I had just died when I had cancer
>Watch a documentary and snapchat my girlfriend
>Smoke a joint to ward of the sense of impending death
>Go to bed realizing how pathetic I am
>>
> 8 am wake up
> Shower
> Breakfast
> Go to retail job atlocal shoe store at 10
> Hour lunch at 12 or 1 (depends who takes what time)
> Work till 6
> Go home
> Eat supper
> Chill and do whatever till I fall asleep

Besides what I get paid, and life plan, life ain't that bad.
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>>683378098
Computer Screen.
>>
>wake up 7am
>7.15 make breakfast
>8 write novel
>9 work out
>9.45 shower
>10 meditate
>10.15 go to work (Study japanese on bus)
>11 work till 6
> 6 go home
>7 Cook dinner
>8 job search
>8.30 dance, study Japanese, or read for an hour depending on the day
>9 Video Games
>10 Learn more about editing software
>11 waste time on internet
>12 sleep with gf, sex maybe.
>>
>wake up
>take the dogs for a walk

if i don't have work
>sit and watch tv or browse on the internet for a few hours
>eat breakfast with my wife
>take dogs out again
>go to they gym with the wife
>take dogs out again
>clean the house
>hang with a few friends while she is at work
>come home/eat dinner
>take dogs out
>take shower
>bed

if i do have work
>go to work if it's my day to work
>work for 24 hours on an ambulance
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>>683389206
My niggah
>>
>wake up after 12 or so hours of sleep (shedual constantly changing)
>Is this the day?
>nope.exe
>purposely don't take meds (why bother?)
>take shower (maybe)
>eat
>watch youtube
>eat
>vidya for few mins
>bored
>eat
>youtube
>bored
>4chan and cap
>sleep

Repeat for the last 10 years.
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