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Action Bronson here
>>683375415
Fag
Denis fag reporting in
Yo
Gay retard, still here
OP from the other fucking thread, here again. Still trying to get the red headed femanon to Snapchat me some tiddies.
>>683376549
Hey buddy.
>>683375415
Since when is /b/ filled with little faggots like this? Fucking kid looks like a Bieber wanna-be cunt. 4chan used to be basement dwelling, deep web loving, crazy neckbeards and it was so much better back then.
The last one finally went out.
>>683376759
Hola
>>683376723
Sorry no snapchat.
>>683376859
I still fuck off on the deep web.
What the fuck do you want us to post exactly? Hah
>>683376458
So what are you looking at?
>>683377038
Timestamp and tits or GTFO, bitch.
>>683376859
literally has been said by thousands endlessly since circa 2010 if not even before then. Why bother complaining about something you know is damn near years in the making, or i dunno, finding a better website? Are you trapped here in /b/urgatory forever with the rest of us?
>>683377055
I want you to kill yourself, you little twat.
>>683376915
Sorry, I don't speak brown people. I'm a real person.
>>683377130
six years in the making*
>>683377038
Goodnight anons.
>>683377130
Its just "circa." You can't say "since circa," you illiterate cunt.
>>683376859
How can you be so much of an elitist prick that you promote basement dwelling?
>>683377217
Fuck, I forgot to stop using commoner's languange
>>683377297
Why are you covering your tits? You already showed puss. The fuck?
>>683377542
Thanks. I'm not mad at you, anon. Don't worry.
>>683376549
I made this for you, have a Denis
Meh..
>>683377645
Please repost! I missed it (I asked for boob grope and lower-lip bite in the other thread)
>>683377789
I will cherish this gift.
Thanks.
>>683377873
http://fgts.jp/b/thread/683353748/
>>683377873
I didn't save it, sorry anon. Wasn't worth it.
Fuck you guys. Go back to facebook.
>>683375786
I gotchu bruh.
Cancer.
>>683377297
Specifically you!
I made a throw away Snapchat with a fake name so I could share it here. <3
>>683377066
My ceiling. Duh!
>>683377789
I like to imagine he's ascending your neck slope and entering your mind.
Fuck off to >>>/soc/
>>683377890
You're welcome!
>>683378429
Exactly what I had in mind!
>>683378299
> this amount of desperation
>>683378536
Fine. $5
>>683377987
>http://fgts.jp/b/thread/683353748/
May the Lord bless you, anon who delivers.
>>683378099
I respectfully disagree. Redchan has a slamming bod that I would worship like a slave.
>>683378577
Checked.
Die
>>683376723
But you're fucking married
>>683378315
But why are you growling at it?
>>683378735
It intimidates me
Newfagotry. Go back to facebook
>>683378584
4/10 showed puss before nips
>>683375415
is no one gonna mention how faggoty op looks?
>>683378584
You're welcome anon who thanks, I'm just a lowly shitposter.
>>683378731
No I'm not. You sperglord.
>>683377464
Who said I'm promoting anything? /b/ was so much better when it was a bunch of freaks. Now it's faggot 14 year olds who came here from Imgur and Reddit.
>>683378281
Incredibly jealous if that fucking beard bro
>>683378820
It can't be THAT scary, Anon.
>>683375415
Gay/10
This is me
OK, which one of you faggots added me on Snapchat?
>>683378876
No, you're a stupid degenerate piece of shit that I would gladly choke to death if I could get away with it.
>>683379129
Die in a fire faggot.
>>683379329
Great. That's very helpful. Thank you.
beard and hair are longer now
>>683375415
underage b&
>>683375786
fat nick fury
>>683376251
the definition of average
>>683376458
professoroak.png
>>683376508
gnome/10
>>683376549
pretty cute
>>683377111
"hey bro you got any weed?"
>>683377544
hipster douche
>>683377848
pretty good looking dude with a nice beard
>>683378281
fuckin zeus
this thread
>>683379329
>>683379395
Wtf? No it was ME.
>>683378925
Grow yours out mayne
>>683375415
>>>/soc/
WHAT PART OF ANONYMOUS DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!?
>>683379193
Watch out for sharp edges.
Wow not shitposting Denis for once
>>683379129
French/10
>>683379545
Fingers crossed that "Zeus" is a good thing
>>683379129
serial rapist/10
>>683378977
It sees everything I do
>>683379896
how could being compared to the god of thunder ever be a bad thing? that beard is fuckin godly
>>683376458
>>683379545
She's an attractive lady.
>>683380141
to each his own
>>683380063
I mean it's an inanimate object, it doesn't have eyes. So.
>>683380318
"my stepdad bruce"/10
>>683380318
11/10
I really, really, really like this picture
>>683380383
Kek
>>683380318
John, haha
>>683380318
"Come get your fucking lasagna Steven."
>>683379651
So I am going on with you like to see ya beard. In addition to the house batches I have been busy today fixing computers and the rest of the way I look at yourself is prideful. I think you have a different number now and I will not be able to get you started with mature tickling party at my house 9pm.
Rate me dads
>>683378299
>1 am
>may 10th
you're either from the future or you're retarded
>>683379809
Deleted file, wasn't comfortable with my hand being on /b/ felt non anonymous
>>683380724
Fuck. I meant the 9th. Dick.
Rate me you fucking pussies.
Believe it or not, I'm still a virgin
>>683380107
I'm just fishing for compliments dawg. It's always good to hear positive things about yourself nawmsayin
Pls excuse my gay manbun. It was a 1 time thing for this wedding
>>683380141
Awww, thank you, anon
>>683380320
You never know...
>>683380625
>cant tell if male faggot or female faggot, but definitely faggot either way
>>683380625
HI my name is peetee and I. Will touch the rest of your all around you. Just got back from the road patch of disease and I will not give company you or each other. Contact me messages to get it today and tomorrow.
>>683380847
you look like you probably fuck your own daughter/10
>>683380587
Tried getting through this post once and I had trouble cuz I'm drunk but cool man thanks for the troll remark
>>683380917
Same person here.
Big brother gov'ment is always watching, mayne.
>>683380849
>believe it or not
>it or not
>or not
Hahahahahahaha oh... I fucking believe it, Pedro.
>>683381147
Please respond me.
>>683381132
Is there a problem with that?
>>683375786
Hitchbro?
>>683381132
You right
>>683381323
Lold
>>683375415
Hey! I saw you on TV last night.
>>683375786
>>683376723
>>683377848
>>683378281
>>683379504
>>683379651
>>683379896
>>683380903
>>683381147
Why do all the beards look so stringy like pubes??
>>683381281
"Lori put the gun down!"
>>683381502
>>683380903
yeah i got you, everybody loves compliments. you're a good lookin dude, no homo.
Peetee 9pm Guatemala city of pleasure meeting s.
llOOLLOO!! ! hahahahah INCOMGIN KLOLOO!! xFDFFFFFFXDDDDDDDDDDDDDD NHHAHAHAHHA :P:!!! ":_))))))))
>>683380849
Oh no don't worry, we believe it
>>683381374
Nah. Don't have an iPhone. Can't click the recent words tab above keyboard sry
Hi you peetee the best at your pleasure. It's good ok? 9pm Guatemala city of pleasure meeting you and your family are well to be here's.
>>683380625
Real life Steven Universe. Adorable.
>>683381529
My beard feels wirey. It's not soft like the hair on top of your head. Probably looks like pubes cuz there's less hair follicles on my face than on my head, similar to pubic regions
I was pleased.
>>683381529
because that's what beards look like. are you mentally handicapped?
>>683381529
Bad picture I guess?
This was it before I shaved
Currently in progress of growing it back to this
>>683379504
Will Forte?
>>683380903
Handsome-Intimidating/10
>>683381609
Shoulda seen me in high school. Maxed out at prolly a 3/10. Acne like a muh
>>683382197
Fucking your mom and sister everyday while you fondle my balls. Who's retarded now?
>>683382198
that is a fucking beautiful beard. do you use anything to straighten or soften or condition it?
I have to do a captcha every fucking time, but people can spam fucking bananas and kumquats
Give me your worst, /b/
>>683375415
fuck you robert stacey.
faggot lives in NH and works for staples.
>>683382442
>implying it's that hard to use a captcha
Dis me
>>683382314
high school doesn't mean shit as far as looks. most of the best looking people in high school end up ugly as fuck, and the nerds end up the good looking ones.
if anyone comes and kills me they can take whatever is in my bank account.
just make it quick
>>683382442
Ha, more like kumsquats! amirite??!?1/1/1?1/!?!/1? NHAHAHAHAHHA
>>683382485
It's just annoying and inconvenient.
>>683382536
first give bank info obviously
>>683382592
boohoo it must be hard being twelve
>>683378911
>>683377544
Why do you have pubes glued to the top of your head?
>>683382683
ok carly rae
>>683382380
Nada, just grows like this
Sister saw it one time and encouraged "Beard oil" or something. I don't care enough to do all that
>>683382683
Not twelve. Also, that was a tremendously large assumption based on the fact that I'm incovienced by captchas.
>>683382624
nice try. so i have to live with no money along with everything else
>>683375415
You're pretty fucking hot, OP. Post nudes
Tell me I look cool
>>683382281
Intimidating? Facial hair shouldn't be intimidating.
>>683382314
I'm
>>683382198
I know that feel. Fucking white tipped volcanoes on my face. Dried out lips that looked like scabs cause of the acutane.
I was without a doubt 0.5/10 at best.
Shit was bad.
>>683382839
yeah you don't need it. I wish my beard were that nice, I use leave-in conditioner and brush it and it still doesn't look nearly as good as yours. you're lucky, dude
>>683383062
timestamp a pic?
>>683382991
seem like a cool dude
>>683383062
is there a black hole inside your mouth that's pulling your lips in or what the fuck
Rate feedback
>>683377544
would be alot better with that shit shaved down.
>>683382991
you look cold
>>683383306
combination hipster/wangster
>>683382521
Yeah it's funny seeing all the "cute" girls I never had a chance with in high school 5 years later have multiple kids and a gut. I had facial hair in high school but was made fun of for looking much older. Then as soon as I graduate, facial hair is "in". I'm a big dude too so that never helped.
6'4 reporting in
>>683383176
I just shaved my head today but that's me
>>683382201
ahahahahahha
>>683383072
The fuck you mean "I'm"
rate me
>>683382991
hi brandon
>>683383675
Faggot in need of approval/10
>>683383675
faggot/faggot
>>683383675
I really, really, really like this.
>>683383731
confirmed
>>683383021
It's Your facial structure, not the beard.
>>683383739
No problem haha
>>683383021
are you gay? cuz that picture is gay af
>>683383554
Das hot *blushes *
Why is the banana ruining this thread? Isn't that shit reserved for YLYL threads?
Rate/ feedback of this fag
>>683384166
this is suppose to be anon. so they do it here too.
>>683383969
That's how all the boys pose these days isn't it? I fucking hate pictures. My ex wanted to take a pic for some reason so I naturally go into a gay pose. My B bro
>>683384736
you're fucking with me, right? your dick it practically bursting out of your pants. if you aren't gay you're a pretty weird dude.
>>683385021
That's what happens when you wear shorts then put your leg in a position to where your shorts tighten up.... The dick will bulge out... I'll take weird though
>>683385260
I like the bulge.
>>683385260
if you say so. i mean im a weird guy too so its not an insult, im just surprised
>>683385406
see this is what i mean
>>683385469
Thanks, Lori
>>683385469
Thanks lori
>>683385469
thanks lori
>>683385415
cute
>>683385469
Thanks Lori.
>>683385469
Try it yourself. Pull your pants up so they're not sagging, then do a lunge. Tell me if yo dick protrudes
>>683377055
>Hah
hi babes
>>683385922
Thnx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV9A9ZQXfio
>>683385469
Thanks, Lori
>>683386467
B8 detected
>>683386480
>>683385922
Samefag as fuck
>>683386795
Noap
Sup /b/
>>683387029
5.5
Rate?
>>683386795
don't hate me cause you're wrong, hate me cause i can't screenshot.
>>683375415
Is that Jayden Smith?
>>683375415
>>683388284
>Update
MODS!!!!!!!!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and, bump limit
>>683388625
>>683388625
>>683388625
>>683375415
Hey lads.
