>ITT we poorly describe games and watch as other people try to guess
>Can be a miner, turban, little girl, or man who looks british and swedish
>Have a whip
>Miss one fucking enemy each time
>Be underground
>Shopkeeper fucking hates your guts
>Final boss is a fucking chinese statue
>>683373793
Spelunky
>SHAUN!!!
>>683374053
>Heavy rain
>>683374053
Fallout 4
>>683374053
precipitation of high mass
>replace the head of your nemesis with a tumour
>fall down a hole
>spend half the game getting out
>get dumped in a wheat field
>>683374793
Portal 2
>>683373793
Spelunky
How about:
>Boy? Girl? Ginger.
>Fairy Godthing has substance issues
>Puzzle solving
>Non linear, sort of
>>fps
>>buttcrack
>travel from home when just a kid
>have to solve millennial problems by your own
>hate trees
>Your life sucks so you move to the middle of nowhere on a farm
>plant shit
>meet people
>make money
>game slowly becomes waifu simulator
>spend rest of the game trying to marry your waifu
>has a guy from GTA but isn't a GTA game
>Drive cars
>kill people
>launch grenades
>Nobody cares about story mode.
>>683375433
Call of Duty: Ass Warfare
>>683375535
Harvest Moon
> Chef at Wendy's
> 37 years old
> $ 7.50 / hr
>join room
>full of Puerto Ricans screaming
>exit pits
>immediately wrecked by a veyron
>get back on track
>hectikskidz420PR bulldozes your fucking passenger door
>horrible pig Latin screams coming from hectikskidz420PR
>finally get to turn 1
>gtr in my mirror
>get booted into a wall by gtr at Mach 3
>before I can rage quit I lose connection to the host
>>683375647
Mario kart!
>>683375724
Faggot life: starter pack
>>683375535
continuous fusion reaction in space
morning condensation
dip between two mountains
>>683375694
Wrong my nigga
>>683375520
ni no kuni?
>>683375724
>chef
>>683376110
Wrong
>>683375535
Stardew Valley Zach
>>683375433
Microsoft flight simulator 2004
>>683375683
Wrong, think more feminism autism
Family of niggers.
>>683373793
Piss in fontain
Piss in mud pool
Piss in public pool
Piss in flower pot
>>683373793
Spelunky
One of the best rogue likes I've ever played
>>683376420
POSTAL 2
>Guy in chicken mask annoys the shit out of you
>You murder people
>You get murdered by a cop
>You kill four vigilantes
>You are a crooked crime boss
>You are a soldier
>You are a fat man
>You are a detective
>You are paranoid as hell
>Rage when you die to large fat man
>>683376420
That ps2 game in which you are a dog
>>683376553
good try but no, you never piss in a mud pool in portal 2
>wife is kill
>ancient prophecy.gif
>beat the living shit out of everything with a chain
>punch Satan in the face
>become god
>>683376589
Nope
>>683376563
Hotline Miami: The Deux.
>>683376719
>Postal
>Portal
hows that dyslexia
>>683376758
GoW
>>683376563
gta v
but no really hotline bling
>>683376821
not postal* rather
>>683376758
God Of Battle?
>>683376841
Close but no
>>683376841
Not the other poster but you don't punch Satan, that's more likely to be dates inferno but those chains..
>fight a pile of arms
>fight a pile of magnets
>fight a pile of explosives
>fight a beige guy
>fight a really really black man
>>683377150
Kkk?
>>683376420
Leisure suits Larry
lol jacked off so many times to this game
>>683375724
sims
>>683377260
nope
>Wealthy young douchebags get some comeuppance
>Beautiful, scenic, generic Islandistan
>Protagonist goes from Jim from The Office to fucking Mars in the span of maybe a few weeks
Here's a hard one, it's a semi-old RPG. I'll go three lines at a time.
>beach time with family and worst girl
>terrorism attack; get separated from everyone
>get stranded in a shit village
>>683375761
Chess
>>683377150
HINT: you can hold your weapon with your foot
>Blue death flies swiftly on white wings
>Someone far from victory calls on its aid
>aimed directly at you
>It is activated
>others see it fly over them, feeling both pleasure at the sight of the victor losing the lead
>and sorrow, because they know the pain it has inflicted
>It quickly closes in on it's target
>your victory is almost at hand
>You can see it behind you
>You struggle to escape, a very difficult move that needs surgical precision, but fail
>It flutters briefly in the air before slamming into you with all it's might
>explosion
>you, and unfortunate souls near you, are flung into the air
>many people pass by underneath you
>you land and continue
>victory has been stolen from you
>the one who used this 'angel of death' did not win
>but is satisfied that you are not, either
>you are no longer friends
>>683377150
Bayonetta?
>>683375647
Saints row
>>683375433
COD 4: Modern warefare. Specifically the gillie suit mission
>>683378459
nopes
>>683378449
Mario Krat, komrade
>>683377961
? No takers?
>dude who might as well be Ken from Street fighter joins the party to kill a bug man
>skip a whole bunch of stuff, spend all your money crafting
>fuck that hire other people to craft
>>683375433
Overcrotch.
>>683379072
Indeed
Finding Nemo, but humans, on land, and everything is destroyed
>>683380013
Fallout 4?
>>683377150
REVENGEANCE METAL GEAR
>>683377776
1away from quints
>>683379213
Okay maybe this was too hard
>terrorists kill your dad
>you fight angels
>PLOT TWEEEEEST
>>683377961
>>683379213
FUCKING CRONO CROSS
>>683380327
yep
>>683377776
Farcry 3
>white guy vilified for being different
>friend of kings
>fuck bitches
>get money
>kinda daughter has a sweet ass
>ice king out for blood
>'c'mon you filth'
>>6838016
Correct
>>683377150
MGR Revengeance
>>683380559
Witcher 3 nigga
>Monster energy drink
>>683380559
ezpz witcher 3
> play game
> red guy tries to kill you
> roll
>Slay mutans
>Slay people
>Slay demons
>Slay the devil
>Slay fallen angel
>Become bountyhunter
>>683373793
Christopher Walken is sent on a mission by Sean Connery to stop an evil man who turns out to be Sean Connery
>you wake up
>your a millennial
>its a holiday
>you bump into some blond bitch
>she likes the candy. aww yea
>your friend fucks up
>you save the world. Twice. But fail once.
>You are Mike Hammer
>But an electrical engineer
>>683380979
Dark Souls
>>683381078
isaac
>>683375647
Just cause 2/3
>Wake up in a diner restroom
>realize you killed a guy but dont remember doing ti
>try and evade police
>Be really good a playing guitar
>Find out you have super powers
>>683377150
Pokemon
>>683380512
Nope, only half that old really. Final hints:
>you get mad hax
>you fight dudes with guns to really bad rap
>you fight the CEO in his hyuuuge tower
>"Thanks for stepping on my head"
>>683381238
no takers?
>>683381932
A view to a kill
>>683381698
watch dawgs
>never played it
>>683381381
Oh come on, no takers on this one either? It's among the best games I've ever played.
>>683382062
no it's a game, first in it's series and the last one came out last year as a prequel to the first
>roll around at significantly less than the speed of sound
>Anime girls
>Pudding
>Destroyer of 4th wall
>Was in war but stop to eat pudding and break CDs
>All enemies BFFs now, combine forces
>Pudding
>>683382312
shadow the hedgehog t2o: electric bugaloo
>wake up in the middle of nowhere
>reach some cult looking building
>blind obedient slave tells you to murder 4 people
>find tree hugging hippies and murder them
>some hippies mutate into fucking tar monsters
>>683382311
Sonic, that was insultingly easy.
>>683382311
sonic
>>683382466
a wet dream i had the other night
>buzzing noise
>u r the one nigga
>some guy (or was it a girl?) from another country steals something precious from your SO
>chase him down
>bring your brother, and also bring your rival (he has a ride)
>stomp on things
>hit things with hammers
>eventually become fire and lightning benders
>make coffee
>lots and lots of etc
>>683382465
>>683382576
was it the prequel?
>>683382101
Not even close.
final hint: you start with a metal pipe and there's an achievement for beating the toughest boss with only that metal pipe
>>683382311
HINT: you want to get big
>>683382754
FUCK! I think I know this one! Is it the one where you're called "Sonny"?
>>683382754
Skate 3
>>683382754
serious sam 3
>>683382640
infamous
>jump around
>shoot
>rodeo
>nuclear eject
>>683381698
Super. Cold.
>hard eggs by the number
>blue moon...
>said an old man, armed to the teeth with dynamite
>my jawneeeeeeee
>this is your host
>you're not anyone until someone loves you
>and that someone is me
>I love you
If you've played this but don't know it you missed 1/2 the game.
>>683380013
Last of us
>You're a kid
>Run around collect junk food
>shoot aliens and robots
>pogo stick
>build rocketship
>fuck order up
>repeat until it actually works
>>683382999
was i right
>my trips say i was
>>683373793
SPELUNKY
That game is my SHIT
>>683383277
EarthBound?
>>683383347
KSP
>>683383409
Yeah.
>>683383394
Nope.
Giveaway hint
>football helmet
>>683381597
Fahrenheit: Indigo Prophecy. <3
>engineer
>spaceship
>"let's save this other ship"
>ship is dead
>crew is dead
>zombies
>dead wife
>but she's alive
>betrayal
>big alien
>wife was dead the whole time
>wife is a zombie
>>683383081
New Vegas?
>>683375520
Pokémon?
>>683383483
yee
>its not roblox
>its not dayz
>its on steam right now for free
>>683383617
Dead space
>test
>>683383684
Unturned.
>>683383744
portal?
>>683383725
Got it
>dumb bird and fat bear go around and obsessively collect jigsaw puzzles
>>683382999
checked, but wrong, here are a few more
>chug indecent amounts of syrup
>do an unbelievable amounts of shrooms
>change pants on multiple occassions
>bad guy using thing from SO to help unlock a source of power
>beans
>>683383907
Banjo-Kazooie
>>683383932
SUPERSTAR SAGA MY NIGGA
>brothers hate each other
>100 years of fighting over dust in America
>Australian gets paid to keep the fight going
>be me, 19
>dad left my home
>ohshitman.jpg
>people wanna kill me
>I'm out
>wow this place is very brown
>sky is clouds
>blow up town
>find dad
>he's a scientist
>wow
>purified water for everyone
>Look like a pomeranian
>Drive
>Powerups
>Boogaluh.jpg
>>683384097
Tf2
>>683375006
huniepop?
>>683384097
Team Fortress 2
>>683384097
TF2
>>683384153
fallout 3??
>>683383932
Just say what game it is. No one is going to get it with your autistic descriptions.
>>683373793
Player
Controls vehicle
Expenses
Travel
Distances
Stuff
>>683384153
Fallout 3
>>683383932
NOTE: this is for the one you guessed to be infamous
>good game inevitably becomes ruined from overexposure
>>683383081
This is Mr. New Vegas!
>>683384298
Yepper skipper
>>683384358
Undert-
Oh, wait, it was never good.
>>683382311
Katamari Damacy!
>>683382619
close
>be green
>bombs and lasers
>tall skinny blue dude
>>683383017
Earthworm jim?
>>683384178
Crash Team Racing?
>>683384572
Day-Z
>>683384507
yay someone got it
>>683384486
nope
>>683383932
Skullmonkeys?
>>683384587
heck yeh nig
>>683384070
I thought no one was going to figure it out, winrar
>walk the US just to lie to a little girl
>>683382930
>>683382999
>>683383081
>>683383367
I'm sorry, it was Star Ocean 3: til the End of Time
>>683384619
Nop
Hint:
>puzzle game
>>683381381
Can't believe nobody took this one, I practically gave it to y'all. Here's another.
>On a ship
>A VERY FAST ship
>It's easier to be an asshole
>It's easiest if you can look them in the eyes
>fUCKING SPIDERS
>Polearms and Greek Gods
>Normies fucking SUCK
>>683375006
Undertale?
>>683384695
That game was fun as shit dude.
>Old RTS
>Campaign revolves around a peasant
>Peasant finds out he's a prince
>people try to kill him and is saved by wizard, sooner in the campaign you assault a dark castle and fight an OP wizard
>only 3 factions, Asians, Arabians and Europeans
>Can call Crusades as Europeans
>Shitty mapping and unit control
>Gamble, save and repeat in most cases
>One catapult can destroy a heavily fortified keep
>sick soundtrack
>>683385022
Sounds like an excellent description of XCOM: Enemy Unknown, but I know it's not.
>3 Characters
>Strong dude
>Fly guy
>Super Fast
>Colorful World
>Collect this shit
>Collect that shit
>Fucking Lava
>>683383277
>>683383509
Surprised no one guessed this early 90's gem yet
>>683385249
Aliens took my neighbors? I assumed someone got it by now. Or was it zombies ate my neighbors? Some shit like that.
>get sick, go to the city
>eat afterbirth, get smart
>kill Cthulhu
>good end: become baby squid
>>683385249
Zombies ate my neighbors or something like that?
A fish, a pile of eyes, and a large crystal, and a melting man walk into a wasteland and try to kill a throne.
-You can shoot shit on the move, shoot shit while sniping or shoot shit normally
-there's different kind of rétards in the game;a camper, a yolo-er, mid yolo-er and a fucking super soaker(not the gun)
-free to play game( not on steam )
- has a theme of war
- "boom" "kaboom"
>start out with limited resources
>as you keep playing you meet a horde of absolutely cancerous characters
>time lost
>feel like playing forever but also killing yourself asap
>never really get good
>>683373793
that's a vague description, not a poor description
>>683385209
Sonic The Hedgehog?
>>683385537
Any Civilization game.
>>683385515
Tanks Online? DoTA? LoL? SMITE?
>>683385639
close but which one
>>683385376
>>683385450
Nope. was a side scrolling platformer
Last hint:
>don't step in alien shit.
>>683385685
Lmfao I guess but I was thinking more in terms of multi-player games
>>683381872
Dark Souls 3 fucked up ending
>>683385711
Sonic Heroes...?
>>683377961
>>683379213
>>683380440
>>683381698
>>683383081
>>683384769
This person is a massive faggot.
>>683385022
It was a heavily underrated game in late 90s.
>pic related
>have to kill some faggot
>shoot him with crossbow
>teleport to him
>talk to him a bit
>run away
>Hell
bitch stuck on a planet with grey look a like
>>683385249
Commander Keen
>>683384927
Moar hints? Moar hints.
>NEVER trust the slimeballs.
>Or the bugs.
>Or fucking anyone.
>You may come to know Artemis, Hermes, Leto, and maybe even a pegasus.
>>683385887
Oh, then Starcraft.
>>683385927
Nope it's actually undermeme
>>683377961
Devil may cry?
>>683385944
Yep! I never really liked Sonic but that game was my shit. The soundtrack was good too
>>683386071
Yass
>>683386000
>>683385537
civilization?
>be robot
>shit grows
>have to collect seeds
>do so
>win
>>683386044
Ding ding ding!
>>683386216
kek but no
>>683386118
That was one of the more decent 3D Sanics.
>>683382311
super monkey ball
>>683376758
Dantes inferno. Ding! ding! ding!
>blocks
>that's the whole game
>>683373793
It is the third of a series, and has been confirmed.
>>683386517
memecraft?
>>683386517
Minecraft
>>683385446
No takers, hmm? Another hint.
>the reason you bought a PS4
>>683377961
Kingdom hearts
>>683385956
You missed one of the greatest RPGs of the PS2, not my fault you're uneducated.
>>683386570
Bloodborne
>>683386517
Tetris
>>683386614
Teeeetris
>Old one is better
>be kid
>faggot raiders burn shit down
>move to some place
>train
>fuck those raiders
>learn magic and shit
>get sent out on quest
I never finished it but I enjoyed it a lot
>>683386696
Ding.
>>683386702
>>683386718
Ringa ding ding
>>683385991
Part of the assassins creed ezio trilogy, specifically brotherhood or revelations
>3 races
>kill
>rts
>snowstorm made it
>"not enough minerals"
> Someone you thought was dead has came back to life
> Kill one of his underlings
> Kill another
> Kill one of his brothers
> Then kill him
> End up killing his other brother
> End of the world as we know it
>>683387048
Starcraft too easy.
>>683387005
Brotherhood was the one I was thinking about. I stopped playing it around there, bought the third one but didn't enjoy it enough to finish it
>>683376758
Asura's Wrath?
>get released into shit island
>you nigger
>egg poaching
>deliver package
>never do main quest
>you nigger
>you nigger
>you nigger
>miss
>miss
>miss
>miss
>silent
>>683386063
I'm gonna fucking an hero if none of you get this game, it's too fucking good. Moar hints.
>The rockheads are racist
>The bugs are murderers
>Slavers = Free friends
>Distress = Free money
>But there is no money
>scar on face
>chase little girl
>do something else because the game sucks
>be regular kid
>notice bad shit
>aliens
>nobody believes you
>they attack
>gotta save erryone
>crash into the ocean
>become king of the ocean
>spawn in.
>This is not your COD FPS.
>This is some shit
>slide off building, kill guy whilst falling, hit ground at the speed of fuck.
>Respawn
>spray bullets in enemy direction
>shoddy parkour
>SLIDE EVERYWHERE.
> Build underground lair
> Build an army
> Did that fatass just fart?
> Prorect the heart!
> Lol that hero got ezpk'd
> Fucking chickens
>A Fish, A Crystal, A bunch of Eyes, and a Melting Man.
>Their main objective is to get to the throne.
>>683387275
FTL. Good game.
>>683387388
Brink? Never played it but I'm guessing from the box cover
> Awesome soundtrack
> 4 characters
> Castle Ironfist
>Prince ditches you to go see a circus
> VARN, get lost easily and get radiation.
> "EXCELLENT"
>>683387502
Best game, but Jesus, took you long enough.
>Tattoos are making you go batshit
>Best friend tells you that your boss is a lying faggot
>SPOILER ALERT: Shes a fucking liar and isn't real.
>>683386946
Nobody? Well guess I'll give you a hint
>chicken kicking contest
>>683387388
>shoddy parkour
>SLIDE EVERYWHERE.
Sounds like blops3 to me...
>mom tries to kill you
>cant stop crying
>>683387131
Honestly, with the pirating one it was pretty rad, even though you throw stealth just out the fucking window. The naval battles and whaling were fun as fuck though
>Start out joining a gang
>Go around defacing property
>Police tries to kill you
>Try to take over other gangs turf
>Can't stop dancing when talking to other gangs
>>683387388
Brink
>>683387676
its Fable... 3?
>>683387577
Might and Magic Vi: Mandate of Heaven
>mah nigga
> Castle Ironfist
>Prince ditches you to go see a circus
gave it away
>>683387656
Just got here, I fucking love FTL.
>mfw get to final boss
>Mfw OH SWEET FUCK I AM NOT READY.
>>683387481
Nuclear Throne, my nigga.
>>683387275
Apotheon?
>>683387694
Nah its f2p on Steam.
>>683387768
Nope.
>>683387717
binding of isaac?
>>683387778
The first one man. I remember playing that shit on the old xbox
>>683387530
Nope.
>>683387732
It seemed cool but at the same time it feels more like they're vomiting out games to get money
>shoot water at enemies
>start from being running away
>start killing millions of creatures
>enter rooms to gain ways to shoot more water
>attack Christian
>become living demon
>>683387717
Binding of Isaac
>>683387784
>Death by mixing purple and black potions
No one remembers games like those, had to drop big hints m8
>>683387791
>Mfw get to final boss after fiftieth fucking time dying before I get there
>Mfw I'm actually ready this time
>Mfw phase 1
>All according to plan
>winning.jpg
>Wing breaks off, ship escapes
>niggeryouwhat.png
>Mfw phase 2
>Mfw Game Over
>Mfw no more FTL for 2 months
>>683387359
Another hint
>you collect acorns
>go to the lush jungle of russia
>girl tries to fuck you
>turns out she's a chink
>kill mother figure
>cry like a fucking bitch, both in game and IRL
>the end
>>683388232
Mgs3?
>>683386861
Goldeneye
>>683388110
oh well, glad someone else enjoyed it like i did.
>i will avenge my father
>something tells me you watch too many samurai movies
>>683388011
I stopped after that, didn't bother with the newer ones, got out of there before it got glitchier than that adult flash game you played as a horny teen on newgrounds
>>683388347
Yup.
>>683388183
Chicken little?
> Holy shit you're so old!
> Shutup hotness
> Take down teh system
>>683388521
Yup
>>683387388
More hint:
>F2p
>RUN SLIDE RUN
>20 minutes of non stop slide shooting and jump tricks.
>mfw electric slide.
>>683387272
Takeshi's Challenge?
>>683388458
Osrs
>Be a raccoon
>Family is kill
>Learn acrobatics by reading a book
>Kill a bird in a volcano
>>683388515
Flash games were the shit though
>>683373793
Little kid with bubble gun and the levels and enemies and bosses feel like you take mushrooms for a living.
>>683388580
Mgs.
>>683388580
Metal Gear Awesome?
>>683388590
Fuck yea.
>>683387804
Good job, I got another one for you.
>Mom's a bitch
>Basement
>HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
>Kill Satan or yourself.
