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Chef at Wendy's
8.75/hr
38
NEET
0/hr
24
Chef at Walmart
$7.76/hr
42
Paramedic
$52,450 before overtime
22
IT Security Analyst
48k
25
>>683372888
Not quite as good but
Security Guard
$17
19
Dunkin slave at gas station
9.85/hr plus $15 is tips every day
19
>>683372888
Monthly or yearly you cuck
Customer support for a hearing aid company
$12/hr plus commission = about $54k before taxes
23
Walmart Cashier
$10/hr
20
Veteran finishing Electrical Engineering Degree with GI bill....
I am given $2500 a month to spend as I wish, $1000 a year for books (I'm not a dipshit and pirate PDF's or buy used books online). All my classes are paid for in full, the GI bill doesn't count as income so I get an extra $3000 or so at the end of the year in tax returns.
And I'm also the older guy slamming all the stupid 19 year old girls who think they know anything about the world.
>>683373369
Does he really have to clarify that Paramedics don't make half a million dollars a year?
Corporate Security
$15/h
Age 24.
Welder
$40/hr
19
McDs
10.45(min wage)
18
It's been pretty fun so far to be honest.
>>683373263
What kind of security ?
>>683372551
Dish Washer.
$8.50/hour
22
Local grocery store cashier
$7.75 /h
17
>>683373369
Are you mental? Yearly you fuck. God damn you're retarded.
But for what it's worth after overtime I pulled $73,000 last year
op tricking newfags into getting banned for being underaged
>>683372759
NEET
00
21
>>683372551
>>683372775
"Chef"
Airline co pilot
105k
34
Lifeguard
$25/hr
24
>>683374520
Proud of you. First real job here
>>683372551
Manager at Wendy's
9.85/hr
19
Driver/Cook at Pizza Hut
$7.25/hr in store, $5.25/hr on road +tips
25
Shift Manager at Pizza Hut
$11.65/hr
24
Sales associate at best buy
$15/hr
19
Drive thru at Tim Hortons
$10.70 + 10 - 20 in tips a day
20
>>683374814
Nice
data analyst- $61k
>>683374653
Thanks
Lots of hard work and schooling but my dream job
>>683372551
System administrator
$70k
22
Also I live in 3rd world part of Europe, so I'm able to MUCH more than murikans
Solar Engineer
$48k
21
Home health
About $2500/month
27
Also phlebotomist and sales guy for $400/month
>>683372551
Cable Technician
20/hr
21
Broker
$96,000/y
34
Associate Producer for a major network prime-time TV show.
35
1300/week
Don't want job
Rich parents / credit card
18
>>683374984
buy much more*
kek
>>683375364
Aka parasite
International Shipping Logistics Coordinator
$67k
31
>>683372551
You're not a chef faggot, you're a fucking burger flipper. Chefs work in restaurants, not shit tier fast food joints.
Job: Driver and food maker at pizza chain to be unnamed:
Pay: When Delivering, :$5.00 an hour + tips (they aren't good in this college town), and $1.00 compensation per delivery. Drivers can be paid below minimum wage like servers in restaurants, in case you didn't know.
When inside, minimum wage, like $8.05 or something. I make all the food including subs, salads, wings, etc.
Age: 22
>>683374918
Thanks. I was actually one of those guys that said I'd never do management, but if you have a good crew working with you, its great.
Hoping college will get me more money in the long run though.
prison guard
$50k/yr
22
Jimmy John's In Shop / Driver
8.10/hr
18
>>683372551
Chef at Wendy's
6.65/hr
38
beat me to it tonight chief
It consultant at a small company
30/hr
19
Rapist
$1000/hour
Mine site diesel mechanic
140k year + 10% productivity bonus
31
Federal Agent
$70K a year
>>683373619
What fucking gi bill are you on that pays 2500 bah and 1k in book money?
Private gardener in the summer, Delivery driver the rest of the year
~$10,000 in 4.5 months, $15/hr for delivery
Personal Banker
$21.60/hour, 25 years old
Supervisor
30$/h
19
Engineer
24/hr
28
selling toys average range of $0-$2500/day
28 years old
Chef in Virgin Islands
17/hour with no taxes
18
Guitar teacher
26/hr
22
Love my job and not even out of college. Feels good man.
>>683373751
Dude, what fab welder makes 40/hr? the welders I hire are less than half that. Are you a union ironworker or an underwater welder?
Apprentice metal fabrication
$32
19
Pilot, 180,000.00 annually, 43
>>683379112
Our welders out on site are on 50
>>683372551
that's a wage, not a salary
Musician
50-200€ / hr
17
Computer Engineering Intern at Qualcomm
$26/hr + $2500/mo housing
21
>>683375187
Which show>???!?!?!?!?
System Asministrator at a university
$75,000/yr
33
>>683372551
PBX Systems Administrator for a multistate Bank
Work from home, 36k before SLA completion bonuses
40
Assistant Manager at a pizza place
$8.25/hr + bonus checks every month
18
Traffic technician
35K a year
25
Armed guard at an abortion clinic, $13/hr
Drawing for furries, $20/hr average
22
Unemployment mooch
$1760/mo after taxes
>>683382768
24 btw
Raffle Ticket Salesman for soccer company
$10 an hour
Outfield Experience Associate at Baseball company
$12 an hour
Sales Associate at shitty sports shop
$8 an hour
19
Team Member at ChickFilA
8.25/hr
21
Window maker
$10 /h
18
Drug dealer/Crane Operator
30/hr, 150 a day on top of that, plus 600 a week in sales.
Behavior modification supervisor for autistic people
30k
24
34 years of age.
VFX Artist.. 115,000/yr and also Feature animation Production Designer on the side another 80,000/yr totalling of 195,000 a year + bonuses every 3 months and a larger bonus at 12 months for the production design job.
I work my ass off.
communication assistant
11.60
20
rapist
whatever i find in the bitch's purse
42
>>683384390
aka 4chan mod
>>683385107
Physician assistant
46.75 hr
32
>>683385171
nah, i deal with seriously autistic people. most cant talk or communicate at all.
besides, do mods even get paid?
>>683372888
How long did you work as a basic before you went back to school for Paramedic?
>>683374456
"Newfag"
Chef at wen-DEEZ NUTZ
HAH GOT EEM
Someone please end my suffering
I own a Pizza Hut downtown we do near $1m in sales every year
I make roughly $150,000 a year give or take. It's just enough to smoke 10g of weed every day and pay off my mortgage on my house.
Just turned 21.
>>683375977
Oh look, another newfag
>>683372551
Carpenter
$40.38/hr
35
Pizza delivery driver/ cleaner, 19, 11.45&
>>683379834
Aw man I used to work there. Ship's sinking man.
>>683373619
You are also the faggot
pool maintenance in the summer
$13/hr
21
>>683373369
Jezus christ are you a fucking retard? Clearly.. but you should end it now
game developer
about 30k/day
26
>>683372551
full time graduate student. unemployed otherwise.
looking for an internship in the meantime
Full time furniture retail, 24, $23/hr
But Im student as well
>>683387040
Under age b&
>>683386032
"Dad gave me a small loan of a million dollars"
Eastern european telecom worker
5 euros = 5,7 american dolars an hour.
Chef at Wendy's
10.50/hr
41
>>683372551
Toyota Tech Support
9/hr
21
Rescue Tech.
$700CAD/shift up to 12 hours, OT after that
20
>>683372551
kek
>Chef
>>683376708
Nice price, FBI
Nuclear technician
5,5 $/hr
31
>>683372551
Produce department at grocery store
$9/hr
19
Dunkin donuts employee
9.75/hr
19
AMA
>>683372551
Diversity trainer and planner
$25/h
22
>>683372551
Bartender
Avg btw $15-20/hr
24
>>683372551
Wine & Spirits Clerk at Hy-Vee
$10.25/hr
23
>>683374969
WHATS YOUR AGE FUCKING FAG.?
Wendy's Taste Test
$105k/yr
12" dick
>>683389365
> 12
> underage b&
>>683372551
Walmart Systems Administrator
20.40/hr
30
>>683379540
yeah sure
software developer
$95k
23
>>683372551
Grill Line Cook at Bob Evan's
$8.50/hr
23
i want to die
Transport
$33/hr
36
>>683389658
Nice nice, what languages?
Game AI Programmer for Valve Studios / $120000.00/year / 31
>>683389773
Mostly C. Do a lot of web development and related stuff
>>683389773
English and some Spanish
Retail bitch
$9 hr
19
>>683389773
VB6, MUMPS, SQL, C#, ASP.NET, and JavaScript
>>683389991
not me, but I wish I were doing C
Syncrude Labourer,
37.30 /HR 65 Hrs weekly
20
Soooo many richfags here and no one gives me any money...
Unemployed
$733 a month
26
>>683372551
Unemployed
$800 a month
25
Mansion Janitor
35$/h + 15$/h weekend
19
>>683372551
Programmer RPGLE
$42,000
23
>>683372775
>walmart
>>chef
>>>CHEF
I will fucking murder you. You didn't earn that title, so don't fucking use it
>>683390269
What? How the fuck?
Walmart Asst. Manager
46k
21
Not too bad for a college dropout, bu i wanna go back to school, so I'm stepping down soon
>>683372551
center for ants
12 $ an hour
GUESS THE AGE
>>683390149
that's because you spend all of your time jerking to traps on a mongolian throat singing board
>>683389813
when dose half lief 3 relez
plzzzz tell
thx
>>683390269
>>683390237
Samefag?
Also how the fuck are you "unemployed" but you're making money? I call bullshit
>>683390432
In Australia they Give you ~20,000US a year just for "finding" a job....you can just sit on your ass.
>>683390149
Id give you $20 and hour to suck my dick
Prep cook at a local pizza joint
$9.47
21
>>683390540
welfare, retard.
>non-nigger detected
Comic book colorist
8$/hr
29
>>683390540
>>683390432
Idk about >>683390237 but I'm fucking crazy and the gov't is afraid of me working, I have IED and legit PTSD
>>683390540
Autism gets you a monthly check from Social Security. Also, not samefag, the $733 guy. Just a funny coincidence and he's probably in the same boat.
>>683373389
What?
>>683390845
Well fuck, I shitpost on /b/ all the time, so maybe I have autism and I can get a check
>>683372551
Store clerk $9.00 / hr.
Rising nuclear engineering senior hoping to change that soon
>>683390845
Go to Australia and get benefits, you actually get fucking over 20k a year just for doing absolutely nothing!
>>683373852
BC fag?
>>683390574
This, unemployed single mothers with 7 kids can get about 3k a month with free medical, 80% reduced rent, shit even abbos get paid $10 a week for each dog they have
>>683373852
Where is minimum that high?
>>683372551
Tugboat operator
$105,000 USD/yr
29
Assistant owner for a sales company, 208k annually (that's commission btw), 19
>>683374851
Ayy best buy here too.
$13.45/hour
21
>>683391012
Bullshit, nigger. Proof?
>>683390622
You know I am so fucking broke that I would take even that if you would live here... and I don't consider myself fag except 4chan fag...
>>683390129
I've heard C is the way to go for a solid first language. I'm going into compsec most likely, I'll go where the money is honestly. Im in my senior year of highschool and I'm about to finish up a certificate program for network security/telecom. I'm getting my Comptia and a entry level Microsoft certificate. Probably gonna start as IT support. Plan on going to college.
>>683391225
what kind of sales?
>>683379397
Planes or Ships?
web developer
23
$5000 a month-ish + other goods
>>683390977
You'd have to see a State or Federal psychiatrist to check you out to confirm it. If you do then you can apply to your local Social Security building for SSI.
Funnily enough, that was my first post to /b/, I'm usually more of a /tg/ goer.
>>683391298
Single white male living alone gets about $400 a week to look for work (go through the phonebook and write down numbers and say they called them)
>>683391225
what is that?
pesos?
>>683389991
Lol Indians are gonna take all your jobs dumbass
>>683373466
Same as well cashier
10$ an hour at walmart, possibly 15$
An hour soon cuz might switch into asset protection
24
Lead Safety Advisor (freelance)
160k year
34
Banker
54'000
19
>>683377030
Chapter 33. Post 9/11. You get an e5 BAH with dependents for 3 years and a book stipened. He is exaggerating the book stipend. But your BAH depends on where you live
>>683391763
Wyd? Nice salary anon.
>>683391298
Look up 'housos', enough said.
Or Centrelink
Safety Engineer
$75,000
23
>>683391448
Door to door but it changes between clients, haven't been on the field in a few months tho. Just got back from a paid flight to England with accommodation so that's was good, just meeting new clients and networking
>>683391576
Nig nogs and gemales get more plus more for each kid plus a $5000 payout at birth for each kid, they have the kid buy a new tv then neglect it so social services take it off them then the make another kid and collect the payment again
>>683390459
How do you even fit in the building?
>>683391576
Oh, I misread that. I thought you said 20k a month
Still a lot more than my nigger ass makes
>>683372551
Dish washer
$23/hr
22
>>683391681
Aud, not sure about the American conversion .
Junior Sofgware Engineer at a startup
$75k + full benefits + equity
21
although it's in NYC, so 75k doesn't go too far
>>683391516
Indians are gonna take all your jobs but that's a lot of money. I like that money anon. How did you get that money? Are you talented and work for a firm or...? I'd love some direction
>>683372551
Own Company.
€5.000 a day.
18
>Inb4 liar.
>I took over my dads company.
>>683372551
Conveyor maintenance tech
46.50/hr
20
incident investigations, trying to find trends in behaviour, working together with engineers finding solutions in design, construction or commissioning, inspections, audits, assessment of plans from contractors..
ISLG Seasonal CSA
10/hour
19
>>683392204
Always some kid saying he works and makes a good living and it was handed to him on a silver platter. This is why people don't like white people
>>683391926
Go freelance as soon as you have the experience
>mfw i work at a hiring firm who hire IT profesionals for companies and i throw out any application that doeant have a white anglo name, sorry pajeet and ching chong charlie back to the 7/11 with you dont touch our computers
>>683391857
incident investigations, trying to find trends in behaviour, working together with engineers finding solutions in design, construction or commissioning, inspections, audits, assessment of plans from contractors..
>>683391803
>Banker
>Only 19 years old
Hello Bergstein, did your father give you that job?
Welfare (not in the us)
$90k/year
26
>>683392190
Talented, and i was willing to take a shit paying/general shit job in a firm with famous customers
>>683389658
what kind of software?
at what age did you get your first software job?
i'm >>683392150 so kinda curious how you're making so much at your age
>>683391732
Not if pic related has any say in the matter
>>683392852
Are you sure you dont mean 9?
>>683392852
Fucking leech
>>683392519
That's the plan. I'm still training to get my OSHA cert's. Have 2 years left at the company I'm at and then I'm free. Thanks for the input, though! You in safety?
Bookkeeper at my father's accounting practice
$30/hr
21
Ausfag
used to be kfc cashier
around 6$/hr
20
imagine getting fired from a fastfood lol
>>683391732
>implying they have to mental capacity to do what I'm doing
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2015/03/19/these-indian-parents-climbed-a-school-wall-to-help-their-kids-cheat-on-an-exam/
>>683391516
I'm taking a course in web design.
Suggestions for getting a job like yours, anon?
research biologist
$120,000 last year, but get bonuses
28
>>683393039
Yes..
Sell Cell Phones
17 - 42/hr
19
>>683391732
And what do you study / do for a living? You clearly don't know shit about tech.
>>683393330
Sweet! rare breed.
>>683373751
wtf 40$/hr?
that's alot
Manufacturing Supervisor
63k/ yr + OT + Bonus
works out to about 100k/ yr before taxes
28
>>683393435
Welder a where I work make 46.50 an hour with 80 hour work weeks lol
Pizza chef at domino's
12/hr
26
Callboy
70€/hr om avg.
26
>>683393303
be prepared to work for a year or two at a well known company, and suck up every bit of knowledge you can. After that you can try to focus on getting a good paying job.
so many people go straight to the smaller firms cause they pay better right now, but its a waste of time and you end up getting bad habits
>>683393237
some Indian consultant firm ended up having to pay $900 million to a US company for stealing theit trade secrets, destorying the evidence, and not complying with court orders. I'm convinced they don't even think cheating is a bad thing over there.
Warehouse manager, $55k before bonuses. Maybe $65k all in. 33
Cashier at Mcdonalds
15.00
19
i dropped out of college when California passed the new minimum wage law. im so excited i was kind of freaking out about the rigirous cirriculums and learning all this new stuff and now i can just bypass all that and make bunch of money and retire easy without ever having to open another notebook its great. what a load off my back.
Tradesmen in Oz make a killing because ther are none of thwm around you dont get hired unless you are a family/friend/relative etc. some bricklayers charge by the brick and make 6k a week
>>683393970
enjoy getting replaced by a robot in 5 years, pleb
Hooker
10-20$an hour
16
Camp Counselor and/or Landscape
~$11/hr
17
Off and on work though
AngularJS Dev in the South US
$80k + up to 25% Bonus & Full Benefits.
>>683394341
Too old, you got a younger brother?
>>683392615
God bless you anon!
I worked helpdesk for years and could never understand those curry shitting bastards.
This thread makes me so fraking depressed I hate my country here you can only die under a bridge from the money you make from a "decent" job...
Senior Software Engineer
$135K + sick benefits
34
I am a girl. Y'all are beta as fuck.
>>683393909
There's quite a few in the CS program where I teach. It's common knowledge among the faculty to keep an eye on their "study sessions". One little fucker tried to walk out of an exam I was proctoring and then come back in. My friend said he blatantly caught one pulling out his laptop during one. Why are we letting come here in droves again?
>>683394461
age: 29
>>683379540
>>683394435
soo many underage fags in /b/
>>683394564
tits or gtfo
>>683394564
What area?
CAD to CAM engineer.
$35k and training for higher position.
24.
chemical engineer for 3M
120K
36
>>683393564
Retard, do you know how many hours 80 is? I know it's more than you can count on your fingers and toes but the welders at your work place do not work 80 hours weeks.
Comissions 23 years old
>>683394724
my company has your company as a client. they are the worst. go fuck yourself
>>683393970
>bait
>>683394673
>>>683394564 (You)
>>683394724
Is there any opening at you're firm for thechnician with 10 years experience in chemical synthesis and hot cell operation??
>>683394911
> "works with computers"
> doesnt know how to copy paste
CNA
$9.10/hr
25
>>683394911
Based af Putin
can anyone in here help a NEET out
looking to try and make something of myself and its been so long since highschool idk where to start
im sorta good with computers? if i could do anything id like a job that involves fixing them both hardware and software or do i have to pick one?
>>683394694
>>683395056
how old, what area
>>683395056
First, you learn boolean logic operations
then, you learn transistor logic
then, you learn how to build functional units from logic gates
then, you learn CPU design
then, and only then, you learn assembly language
then, after you have mastered assembly language (not dabbled, but mastered it), you learn C
then, after you have mastered C, you may learn the higher-level languages of your choice, but you will always use C and assembly as your primary languages because everything else is unnecessary bloat.
Oh, my fucking god. I'm 20. Work for PGE and I make $18.00 an hour.
My brother is fifteen and work for rising sun energy and makes $10.75 per hour. You guys are faggot if you make less than a kid who has only been in the job market for two months.
>>683393432
Yep, I can build a computer and do basic trouble shooting a network. That's about it.. I'm in highschool and haven't started a career yet.
>>683394986
sorry man i wouldnt know id have to ask my boss and i dont think he'd want me calling him in the middle of the night
>>683372551
>Chef at Wendy's
Please don't call your position "Chef." Chef is a serious, well trained, well respected culinary arts profession. That's like calling yourself a automotive mechanical engineer because you can do basic maintenance on your car,
>>683372551
>chef
>>683395142
18 and i live in Minnesota
20
Unemployed
Desperately trying to not get a job at a pizza joint
About to take a job at the local papa johns
>>683395056
>Entey level position
Yeah we are going to need to see at least 7 years experience anon
>>683395257
Nah learn CPU design first retard.
>>683395056
Sling shit web code. Start with some shit tier JS framework. Move on to back end.
fucking buttmad culinary school kids ITT
might as well try to be a painter
>>683395257
>>683395435
Highschool guy here, I know I'm gonna have to eat some shit. I don't care I'll just work two jobs
>>683379112
Fuck the union
>>683395473
i am an absolute idiot man i have no idea what you jsut said
>>683395435
how do i get 7 years of experience
>>683395454
You obviously know nothing. Probably just a script kiddie code monkey
IT ANALyst 56k a year
lvl 29 years old
own a 375k horse
>>683395729
is it fucking made of solid gold?
18
Amazon primenow shopper
$12.50/hr
And
Dog walker
$13 per half hour
>>683395726
See I'm trying to avoid this exact thing. I want to be right in the meat and potatoes of network security and programming anon. I'm just anxious I'll be poor xD
"security" escort at a university - basically I drive people around in golf carts at night because they're too lazy to walk but claim they're scared. I'm so glad I graduate next week.
7.25 / hr
28
>>683373751
I've been a welder for 6 years, and you're a goddamn liar unless daddy bought you into a Union. In which case, have fun working 6 months, then going on a Union strike, and not getting a new job for the rest of the year.
>>683382313
Im not even kidding when I say I want to see what you look like to have those two jobs
>>683395711
You cant get experience without a job, cant get a job without experience, if you didnt work during highschool then walk right into a job after it you will never get a job in any field that requires experience or an education
Newspaper sneller
8.80/hour plus 30 for each subscription i sell so it varies a lot
23
>>683395726
Bill Gates is a code monkey you dumb cunt.
>>683395966
the american dream at work
>>683372551
Assembler at Ford Motor Company
$16.20/hr
32 years old
>>683396008
>not knowing what a code monkey is
Gtfo pleb
>you want to sweep the floors?
Yeah going to need to see your masters degree
Lifeguard
8.77/hour
15
Gas station
15/hour
20 years
Chef at Geico
14.88/hr
my dick is 9in btw
>>683372551
Mcdonald's, $8.15, 20
But I work 6 days a week for 9 hours starting at 10pm to 7am. So I make a living wage for a Detroit apartment. Balancing college alongside. Life is good
>>683396206
Kek dat filename
McDonald's cashier
10/hr
20
Hotel Maintenance
$13/hr
20
Get to sit in my office smoke & drink coffee and wait for shit to break.
>>683395729
u sound lyke linely faggot
>>683372551
Thai cook
$2k month
26
that was my last job, im currently unemployed and hooked on heroin, trying to get clean.....
>>683372551
TSA
Around 18 an hour
33
I'm getting a BS in math and biology, am I fucked? Should I have just gone CS?
Operator's Assistant at a plastic fabrication plant
14.75
24
>>683372551
Retired
$0 Per Month
44
I meant a 350k house not a horse. I've been working the same job since I was 20. People come and go at my job but I've been here 9 years. Building credit and income. Started out at 13 dollars an hour and now I'm making 27. Built my first home with my wife last year and everything is gravy.
Walmart cap 2
10/hour
19
Cleaner
£7.20/hr £12,000/annum
28
Welcome to Britain.
>>683374639
Lol no
>>683397187
I bet you get alot of head
>>683396808
Kill yourself.
twitch streamer
if i told you you would probably get mad. a slow day is about 300 in donations alone and i stream daily
25
>>683394341
can i be your john?
Executioner
110k a year
Work mainly in Huntsville here in tx, but fly around the country, mainly to oklahoma
>>683395729
You're not keeping much of that 56k if you have mortgage on that too.
>>683397671
this is a job?
how do i become one
>>683397671
5edgy3me
>>683397597
what do you stream man?
>>683397580
Why because I make more than you? bahahahahah
>>683397914
Hearthstone
>>683397914
i got popular doing arenas in world of warcraft, but now i just do whatever i feel like. played overwatch all day
>itt: summer
>>683397801
Im a medical tech, got my associates here in texas. I insert the needles.
>>683398037
>>683398101
i do occasionally hearthstone
ATC
More than any of you.
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