Understand that high school was a joke and that 2 weeks after graduating the only thing you take away it your closest group of friends, luckily I had a close group, but with this info.. Go fucking ham hawk and go to MIT And hit and quick liberal bitches
>>683372377 >the fucking girls part Fuck studying, but how much I cockblocked myself was just inhumanly possible, even the ''cool'' kids used to try to start a conversation with me, and I always beta'd my way out to hang out with losers who didn't even liked me
just to think I could had a more exciting circle of friends, fucked a lot of hot young pussy, and I just wasted all this opportunities, just makes me feel sick man
>>683373222 Sounds like me >Be on football team >Hanging around after a game eating a hotdog >Group of hot girls start beckoning for me to come talk to them >Spaghetti tumbles out of my pockets uncontrollably >Stare at them motionlessly with a mouthful of hotdog for a solid 15 seconds weighing my options >Turn 360 degrees and walk away hoping they'll think I didn't notice Like Jesus Christ what the fuck
>>683373222 I have a girlfriend and everything now and life is good, but it saddens me to think about how those were the few years of my life where I was surrounded by opportunities to nail hot girls and do cool shit every day with no obligations. And I did pretty much none of that.
>>683375794 When I was in high school, I fucking hated it and couldn't wait for it to be over. I don't know whether it's just nostalgia goggles, but looking back now I basically just hung out with my friends all day every day. Now university is shit, and I'm working 5 nights a week so I never do shit
>>683376263 >Be in grade 11 >Hot little QT comes to our school >I'm one of the first people she talks to >Become friends >She literally asks for my phone number, draws little hearts on notes she gives me, sits on my lap whenever possible, gives me awesome tight hugs all the time, etc. >DIDN'T FUCKING GET IT >THOUGHT SHE WASN'T INTERESTED SOMEHOW
Hang out with people who have similar hobbies rather than trying to force myself into the popular group. I spent my highschool years partying but I honestly wish I would have spent more time playing video games with friends who enjoyed doing so as much as I do.
I also would not cheat on my ex. I regret it everyday and I haven't found anyone who is as perfect for me as she was.
I would spend more time at home rather than going out and doing shitty, forgettable things like sitting at a friend's house and drinking. I barely see my parents anymore and I miss them dearly. I wish I would've spent more time with them when I was still young.
Even though there are things I would do differently, I don't really regret my decisions throughout highschool (except maybe the second one). I just wish I would've stayed true to myself rather than attempting to mold to the "cool kid" group. In college I'm doing exactly that, I've surrounded myself with people who have similar hobbies and I love every second of it. I don't go out and party more than once a month, instead I spend time with my close friends playing video games and shit.
TL;DR: I would go out less, play video games more, and make friends based on hobbies/interests.
>>683376814 Same. I can look back and think of numerous times off the top of my head when girls wanted to do shit with me or for me to ask them out, and I cannot fathom how I did not see it. And then I'd fucking go home and be all depressed because "no girls will ever like me!"
Lift. Play lacrosse. Never smoke weed. Fuck the girls that wanted me but was too afraid to have sex with due to the social backlash. Stop giving so much of a fuck about what other people thought of me.
actually do work, i coasted through high school and got a d average because i couldnt be bothered. and id probably lose some weight and inject a bunch of estrogen. id also pick up my reason for living rather than waste time and money on hobbies i dropped out of lack of interest. all in all, there are a lot of things i should have done in high school but hindsight is 20/20.
>>683374873 Wrestling in high school was one of the best decisions of my life. It whipped me into shape, taught me how to defend myself, instilled discipline, and opened me to a brotherhood. My only regret was that I didn't start sooner or take off-season camps and practices seriously.
>>683377815 She literally could not have been more direct without grabbing my fucking dick and saying she wanted it I really wanted her too, I was just too retarded and mentally unprepared to accept that a girl might actually like me. I convinced myself that she couldn't possibly actually like me like that >Tfw accidentally friendzoned my biggest crush in high school
>>683371607 Date the other girl. One of the biggest pivoting point in my life. I can trace a good deal of my adult life to one night. Not in some grandiose way, but a serious butterfly effect. Basically i was dating two girls, both wanted to get serious and i picked the wrong one. We dated for 2 months and the other girl got away.
1) spend more time at home working on the major I wanted to do (design)
2) get into more fights and not put up with so much bullshit from both teachers and other students.
3) skip classes more by probably photoshop documents, meeting up with psychiatrists making up shit about how I am manic or some bullshit. If i keep the mind and experiences i have now, I probably could bullshit through high school on my own time without being there.
eh probably have more but lols at everyone who thinks they would probably be able to fuck bitches back in HS. I could care less, but I really don't regret anything like that but I got tons of blowjobs so I guess I was chill.
Make sure i'm more ready for the changes thst will come during my senior year that way I don't spiral down into anxiety which took me from being an overall happy motherfucker to pretty sad and shit. Also would just enjoy the simple things a lot more, those days of just hanging out around the school with not a single worry were so nice. I'd just cherish them more because of how simple it was. I kinda wish i would wake up sometimed and just have to go trough a regular highschool day again. That shit was so simple and lit.
>>683379709 I went to my grad, might as well not have. It fucking sucked >Have crush on one girl friend all year >Ask her to be my grad date >Declines >K >A few months later she changes her mind and asks if I'll be her date, because otherwise she won't have one >Accept, even though looking back there were at least 3 other cute girls who would have liked to go with me but I was too fucking fixated on this one chick >Go >Only see her for like 15 minutes to get some pictures taken together >When we go to aftergrad after it's at a club and they're nazis about making sure no underage kids have alcohol >Was one of the few people who wasn't 18 yet >While everybody else was getting drunk and having a good time I was crushing my brickbreaker high scores at the edge of the room >She got wasted and made out with a couple other dudes >Left early to play Mass Effect at home
Just think that your father knew all this shit would happen and he never fucking warned you, never advised you or anything because it's awkward and you wouldn't listen anyway, gotto make your own mistakes.
>>683371607 Have sex that night outside the stadium when she wanted to. Not get expelled for being a drug mule. Not be so depressed and self destructive. Take an art class. Don't try to be friends with those drug addicts who were never going to go anywhere in life. Put it in Tegan's ass. Treat Kristin with more kindness. NEVER GROW THAT PONYTAIL.
>Travel back after having lived years as a functioning adult >You now have a newfound confidence >You now know how to talk to women >You now know how laughably small and retarded the social hierarchy of teenagers is >You now know pretty much nothing that happens between any of you young, stupid punks will be of any consequence within a matter of months >You are now utterly fearless I definitely would've want to rewind all the way back and live it all over again, but if I could go back for a week or so it'd just be one long fucking party.
Instead of being a partial spaz/introvert who ATTEMPTED to fit in... say fuck people all together, focus solely on studies and getting things lined out for a full ride scholarship so student loan debt never happens
Beat the everloving shit out of the first bully who ever tried me with no provocation so i wouldnt have to slowly earn my 'leave me the fuck alone' respect nearly a decade later after alcohol problems and anger issues
>>683371607 >get better grades >not get a dumb cunt pregnant >not get arrested twice (1st semester of college) >not still be on probation >not buy a lemon as my first motorcycle >go to votec for a free career skill to fall back on >relive drunkenly eating out a sexy virgin christian girl after bringing her back from a woods party >dont get into hard drugs >save my friends that died >dont yell nigger on the city bus that one time
>>683384387 >tfw your school's "coolest" kid knocked up his girlfriend three years out of school >tfw he never left hometown >tfw he became an alcoholic >tfw he struggled to get a decent job for years because of his incompetence and entitlement >tfw his closest high school friends all gradually get tired of his shit and bail >tfw he got drunk, drove his car into a ditch with his infant son in the passenger's seat, and barely even put up a fight to keep custody (and naturally lost) >tfw on the rare occasion you run into him via meet-ups with mutual friends, he still tries really fucking hard to impress you with how cool he is >tfw he doesn't seem to know how transparent his obsession is with being Captain Coolballs I guess you just have to know the guy to understand why his misery and failure is so delicious. Especially considering how he still has his head in high school and never emotionally graduated.
Might want to start seizing opportunities right now. Because I know most of you 'what if'ing' mother fuckers will just have more failures and missed opportunities to look back on tomorrow and every day after.
>>683371607 >Stop being so fucking autistic >hit Ben and Anthony in the face as hard as possible, and stop taking shit from everyone >never do band, it ruined my love for music >fix my relationship with this one awesome friend who I miss every day >be nice to that one dude because he doesnt deserve being treated like that. >fuck that australian girl, that super cute goth girl, and this other girl I could've gotten. >stay the fuck away from that teen church group because they are huge assholes. >keep playing guitar because I was really good at it and hate that I gave up on it.
>>683385626 It's bad but I'm a fucking junky who works in the legal bcuz of stupid high school choices Curve nvr sold dope, started shooting, went to community cuz I dgaf, and all the other tl;dr shit I did I did fuck that girl in the janitors closet but I can't figure out y I didn't do it daily
>>683371607 Sleep through all my classes. don't give a fuck about grades. fuck all the dumb girls who were too immature to know my games. Dropout in the beginning of the 11th grade and acquire GED when turn 18.
basically nothing different. being an adult is still WAAYYY more fun then pussyfooting around as a teenager/preteen/kid
Avoid becoming a stone, keep hanging out with my best friends and work harder in math to actually make it through college so I could amount to something. Never resort to spending hours browsing the internet purposelessly.
Actually Invest in Google and apple stock like I did in my freshman finance courses' mock investment section. Had I put 1000 of my savings in at that time, I would easily have 5000 or more in stock now.
>>683387137 >me and friend ride to bus stop to go downtown to some stupid shit >im on longboard hes on my bike >he cant figure out how to attach it to rack on bus >i tell him to stash it behind building in bushes >stupid nigger leans it up right on the corner of 2 well traveled roads, no lock or anything >i dont notice, sit in back of bus >many old black folk >one lady asks "aint you scared your bikes gon get stoled?" >i turn around and see my bike leaning against building "AWH YOU NIGGER!" >immediately realize my mistake, sit with hands on lap sweating bullets for 3 stops before i get off
one old black guy played its a hard knox life thru his phone and the others talked to eachother in twangy southern accents saying racist shit about eachother
>>683387712 Fuck man are you me? I'm not a junkie, but you pretty much summed me up minus the fucking because I only hang with my friends and there's no puss for miles haha. Keep at it man it has to get better or at least that's what I keep telling myself.
>>683371607 >junior >begin learning about computer stuff >drop out after 8th year >learn how to program >learn networking >cheat to obtain GED >be certified in networking and programming >only 19 >already easily able to make high 5 figure salary Not a thing, OP. Not one damn thing.
>>683371607 Fuck my English teacher more than once instead of blocking her number after the first time all because she was into some moderately hardcore bondage. It wasn't my thing back then but these days I have fairly regular dreams about her and that paddle with her husbands name bedazzled onto it
Talk to every girl like I know what a slut they really are deep down instead of worrying about making an ass of myself or showing them the "respect they deserve" like some kind of fuckboy
Get way more ass
Prolly be a drug dealer because they got loads of ass
>>683389002 But was I raped to justify me ignoring this rated R for Retarded reality? No, now I need to white knight under obligation to not fall into depression.
Shit man. I'm a sadist, I can not help people for anything. I can absorb the "weird" here, to then have no more fucks left to function in the world, but when I think about it, what I really need is someone who is so fucking mental even I look normal in comparsion, and then having a happy go lucky marriage with them.
But really, the problem is: I have analysed Sadism. It's like gone-berzerk savior disease and links with egomania and narcissism, both things that I am guilty of because ...
Ciggarettes stink enough for me to wish death upon people, but I can hold back not to do it.
>>683371607 Fight more. I could have beat the piss out of a lot of people but restrained myself because I wanted to graduate on time. It was not worth. Cutting loose and kicking some prick ass would have been so much better. Oh, and give that one nerdy chick the time of day. Was chasing the wrong type of girls back then.
>>683388897 Lol one of the only things in college im somewhat proud of, feel bad about cumming on the floor cuz I no sum sad janitor had to clean it up Yup I'm like the only dude who can I work in the legal field cuz I'm a junkie. My high school job was at a law firm and therefore I just went to community college to b a paralegal cuz my druggie ass didn't no wat else to do
>be me seventh grade innocent as f >stands up in class to give presentation >side of jeans scratches against corner of the table >loud ass ripping sound ensures >my ultra white virgin milky thighs revealed from the sides >everyone starts laughing >killmenow.jpg >fucking bombshell 10/10 blonde teacher walks up and asks me to leave the room with her >i follow while clutching onto the ripped sides >hot fucking milf sexbomb take two safety pins from her pocket >we are out in the corridor >10/10 goddess looks around to see if anyone is coming >asks me iF I WANT ANY HELP WITH PATCHING THINGS UP >virgin innocent dumbass me says im fine >suggests THAT WE CAN GO TO THE TOILET and SHE CAN DO IT REAL QUICK >no jokes actual words >DUMBASS ME STILL SAYS NO AND GETS CONFUSED BECAUSE GODDAMN I CAN DO IT ON MY OWN >teacher unbuttons the top two buttons on her shirt and sighs >i glance at her lacy bra and tanned skin >AND LOOK BACK UP AT HER FACE AGAIN >asks me if i'm sure i'm fine by myself >pureinnocentvirginconfusedface.jpg >i reply of course i am >i'm not a kid anymore >i can do something as simple as this >10/10 MISTRESS OF HOTNESS WALKS AWAY WITH ANOTHER SIGH >stillconfusedasf.jpg
Man, if I ever went back in time I would've let her suck me off. She got arrested for getting frisky with fucking sixth graders. Idk if she's out or not but damn, she was the BOMB.
>>683391695 Unless I keep my memory of past timelines, then that it wouldnt, dont get me wrong, multi-universe and timelines I enjoy, but overall I lean towards the paradoxes that fuck everything up, and if I ended up in a new timeline, the me from the original one would be dead from that world
Never enroll in the gifted/AP program, make normal friends, have a normal life. Actually ask the girl I liked out from the beginning instead of friendzoning myself for 9 years and proposing out of nowhere.
>>683371607 >make friends with people i know have shit in common >ask out the girls who i know will turn out to be 9/10 even though they currently look 5/10 >get my driving licenses asap so i can get a car >avoid certain people who end up wasting too much of my time
Ignore stuck up and boring bitch I fell for hard and branch out to other cuties.
>Study harder, >fuck with the religious teachers more, >build up more of a support base with people rather than arguing with them or looking down on people unnecessarily. >start karate earlier >go into physical therapy early so my back is less fucked than it is now
>start learning a language??
I'd essentially be a god. I think this is a common fantasy
Less drugs Fuck more girls (fucked a few but I'm weird in that it I'm going to fuck a guy I have to actually like her personality and care about her...massive faggot but hopefully would just beat that out) Not get stabbed, twice Actually try in class
>>683373781 This was me. First XV rugby player, could sink a beer with the best of them. All the cool kids, both male and female, loved me but I was an absolute spaghetti lord when it came to getting my dick wet.
Also, I was insecure because I thought I had a small dick after watching too much porn. The girl I lost my virginity to actually said I was big though and I never had any misgivings about size after that.
>>683396342 YOU TRAVELED BACK IN TIME BUT LOST ALL MEMORY OF IT. MAKE IT COUNT THIS TIME FAGGOT. I AM YOU FROM THE FUTURE AND IF YOU DON'T DO GOOD YOU'LL END UP EXACTLY AS ME; A CUCKOLD MCDONALD'S WORKER.
If sinners deserve to suffer in hell, and people in heaven let it happen, there will be only me left looking at the lot of you and laughing my ass off. Except then you will try to kill me, so you can die as "martyrer" for your hollow god.
That two sentences fucking killed my life related to God forever. And neither of us seem to be mad about it. That is what challenges my sanity.
>i never went to highschool >was homeschooled >i did loiter around the nearby highschool all the time as a somewhat interesting outsider whom had no business being there >got involved in school activities >meet my future wife of how 11 years
>>683371607 >Invest in BIDU, AAPL, and GOOG for 12 years. I don't even care. >Do everything to keep my job at Dominos. Doesn't matter if my mom tells me no. >Go out with Megan Miller on prom night and fuck the shit out of her if I can. Ask Barbara Folger to let me borrow her Range Rover to take Megan out. >If it's the first year of high school, I would stay in Geometry class with Megan. >If it's the 2nd year, I'd make Crystal my gf. I'd also fuck Katie when she offered to let me sleep in her room that one night. And I'd ask her not to put it in her journal. And I'd tell her I'd put it in my journal instead. That way her dad doesn't read it later when he finds out about her smoking weed. >I'd strictly orient my efforts into going into computer science. Fuck all the art bullshit I did. There's no money in art.
No, and they're not sure. My memory is destroyed. It was very good but not all of its domains are in the 20th percentile or something. Real bad. Everything else is okay besides that (IQ is 123, etc..).
Can't stay competitive in the workplace, can't learn very quickly, nothing sticks. Basically I can't learn anything new. So I'm stuck doing very easy jobs that pay nothing.
Whats the opposite of killing oneself, when you planned to have more than one child in the balance of the universe? We will never know.
Want to skip timelines? Kill yourself in your mind. Bruce Lee did it first. Because in our timeline Chuck Norris jokes are more funny.
I can't explain this without being "messing around" or "swamp-like behavior" being associated to me, because I'm insane without remedy. I skipped the one where God is fun, because I didn't believe in it. Now I need to find divinity times and times again.
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